Lost footage of Adrian Clayborn
Speaking of Adrian Clayborn, I found an old video of him doing what Adrian Clayborn does best. Which is, of course, finding the person with the ball and ruining his life.
It's pretty vintage. I didn't even know people had digital video cameras 15 years ago. Anyway, it looks like he was the same terrormonster in 1995 that he is today......
Shortly thereafter he was moved up to varsity
When you go back and watch it again, and clearly you will, notice at 0:08 when the QB is trying to handoff to someone....ANYONE....and clearly no one wants it. #67 looks like he had probably gotten death-hammered on the previous play and when they tried to give it to him again he was like, "um fuck that."
Then the sheer buildup of the next play is so phenomenal:
"Hey look, that kid has the ball and it looks like he might.......wait.......oh god.....HERE HE COMES...."
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that second tackle
jeff tarpinian anyone?
Hameed
It's all funny until your son gets concussed.
It’s not hillarious then, but maybe you can sue if you’re lucky.
"...there'll be some woman, maybe 45 or 50, she'll come up and give me a hug, and I'll give my wife a wink: See? I'm not that old." - Joe Paterno
buzzkill
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Feb 20, 2010 5:41 PM CST up reply actions
Puuurty much.
"...there'll be some woman, maybe 45 or 50, she'll come up and give me a hug, and I'll give my wife a wink: See? I'm not that old." - Joe Paterno
by ReadingRambler on Feb 20, 2010 5:50 PM CST up reply actions
Kids can't get concussions
It’s in the bible or something
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
The best part...
is on the second play, you’ll notice the linebackers in three point stances. Norm, I hope you’re paying attention.
"You're going to go out there with a dick full of confidence. Then, you're going to go out there and shoot that confidence all over the stadium." -Blue Mountain State
I don't think Norm will have any toes left by the time those kids are eligible.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I think the best part is the reaction from the adults after the second hit.
Full grown men screaming over a 6 year old’s tackle. That’s good stuff.
by The Mexican't on Feb 20, 2010 10:22 PM CST up reply actions
Right, like this guy:
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Feb 20, 2010 10:36 PM CST up reply actions
Exactly.
Gotta love southern football dads.
by The Mexican't on Feb 20, 2010 11:15 PM CST up reply actions
I'm pretty sure
Lane Kiffin just offered that 6 year-old a scholarship. School to be announced later
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
I posted this exact comment
last night and now it’s gone…maybe it decommitted from me to you.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Feb 21, 2010 8:45 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
This video spread through my office like wildfire a month ago
Nothing like a bunch of guys in their 20’s going ape shit over something that is so funny
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Feb 21, 2010 5:24 PM CST reply actions

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