Jimmer-Jammerizing NASCAR
Some of you may have heard about Toyota's Sponsifier thingy. Gist of the thing is you design a paint job, people vote for their fav, Toyota (so they claim) will actually put it on one of their NASCARs. Well, didn't take me long to think of the perfect paint job...

via i46.tinypic.com
It's a bird! It's a plane! IT'S TYLER JIMMER-JAMMING SASH!!
Picture doesn't show the rest, but the spoiler says, "blackheartgoldpants.com" cuz it's not plagiarism if I link to it. Also, the rear let's everyone in back know that they're pulling an EPIC GREENWOOD.
Admit it. You wish you'd thought of it first.
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What the hell is a NASCAR?
"...there'll be some woman, maybe 45 or 50, she'll come up and give me a hug, and I'll give my wife a wink: See? I'm not that old." - Joe Paterno
Never Ask Stupid Cuestions About Racin'
That’s what NASCAR is sir…
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Feb 16, 2010 6:54 PM CST up reply actions
Probably something expensive,
with gold spinner hubcaps, maybe.
MORE ZAZZ! I DEMAND MORE ZAZZ!
by Bucketochicken on Feb 16, 2010 7:27 PM CST up reply actions
Not sure how this wasn't caught before
But a big +1 to this.
"I know you're from Middle America, and sometimes you feel like you're representing more than just a school or a conference, maybe an entire group of American citizens out there."
by Twin Cities Hawk on Feb 17, 2010 11:49 AM CST up reply actions
You like my car?
Yeah, it sure is nas. You got a nas car.
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Feb 16, 2010 11:28 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I really wanted to make a joke about Drunk Brian France running people over, but I can't figure out to use the initials.
Oh well, you earned a rec.
"...there'll be some woman, maybe 45 or 50, she'll come up and give me a hug, and I'll give my wife a wink: See? I'm not that old." - Joe Paterno
by ReadingRambler on Feb 17, 2010 9:42 AM CST up reply actions
HFMR
Your comment is from my favorite birthday card ever. Still makes me laugh.
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 17, 2010 10:26 AM CST up reply actions
Let me explain with an example...
“DAMMIT ELIN!! That sure was a NASCAR before you broke my 4 iron over it!!” — Tiger
Not to bring this great idea down.
But wouldn’t this be against NCAA regulations or UofI Trademark infringement?
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Feb 17, 2010 10:27 AM CST reply actions
N.A.S.C.A.R
Need Another Silly Clayborn Around R’Ass
( Clayborn just NASCAR’d him )
by ChryslerKinnick on Feb 18, 2010 9:14 AM CST reply actions

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