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Jimmer-Jammerizing NASCAR

Some of you may have heard about Toyota's Sponsifier thingy.  Gist of the thing is you design a paint job,  people vote for their fav, Toyota (so they claim) will actually put it on one of their NASCARs.  Well, didn't take me long to think of the perfect paint job...
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via i46.tinypic.com

It's a bird! It's a plane! IT'S TYLER JIMMER-JAMMING SASH!!

Picture doesn't show the rest, but the spoiler says, "blackheartgoldpants.com"  cuz it's not plagiarism if I link to it. Also, the rear let's everyone in back know that they're pulling an EPIC GREENWOOD.

Admit it. You wish you'd thought of it first.

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What the hell is a NASCAR?

"...there'll be some woman, maybe 45 or 50, she'll come up and give me a hug, and I'll give my wife a wink: See? I'm not that old." - Joe Paterno

by ReadingRambler on Feb 16, 2010 5:43 PM CST reply actions  

Never Ask Stupid Cuestions About Racin'

That’s what NASCAR is sir…

They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!

by recoveringfratguy on Feb 16, 2010 6:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Probably something expensive,

with gold spinner hubcaps, maybe.


MORE ZAZZ! I DEMAND MORE ZAZZ!

by Bucketochicken on Feb 16, 2010 7:27 PM CST up reply actions  

A car that only needs one mic.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Feb 16, 2010 8:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Not sure how this wasn't caught before

But a big +1 to this.

"I know you're from Middle America, and sometimes you feel like you're representing more than just a school or a conference, maybe an entire group of American citizens out there."

by Twin Cities Hawk on Feb 17, 2010 11:49 AM CST up reply actions  

You like my car?

Yeah, it sure is nas. You got a nas car.

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Feb 16, 2010 11:28 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

I really wanted to make a joke about Drunk Brian France running people over, but I can't figure out to use the initials.

Oh well, you earned a rec.

"...there'll be some woman, maybe 45 or 50, she'll come up and give me a hug, and I'll give my wife a wink: See? I'm not that old." - Joe Paterno

by ReadingRambler on Feb 17, 2010 9:42 AM CST up reply actions  

HFMR

Your comment is from my favorite birthday card ever. Still makes me laugh.

Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.

by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 17, 2010 10:26 AM CST up reply actions  

Let me explain with an example...

“DAMMIT ELIN!! That sure was a NASCAR before you broke my 4 iron over it!!” — Tiger

by Ferentzfever on Feb 16, 2010 5:58 PM CST reply actions  

Actually

That was Tiger’s face she broke the 4 iron over…but who needs specifics?

by benvious on Feb 17, 2010 9:04 AM CST up reply actions  

Not to bring this great idea down.

But wouldn’t this be against NCAA regulations or UofI Trademark infringement?

"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me

by BStylin Hawkye on Feb 17, 2010 10:27 AM CST reply actions  

N.A.S.C.A.R

Need Another Silly Clayborn Around R’Ass

( Clayborn just NASCAR’d him )

by ChryslerKinnick on Feb 18, 2010 9:14 AM CST reply actions  

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