Tyler Jimmer-Jamming Sash Is Not A Profane Man
by Adam Jacobi on Feb 11, 2010 9:00 PM CST
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Fact 1: Tyler Sash is on Twitter.
Fact 2: He told Twitter he was looking for a new background to use.
Fact 3: This would not go unnoticed by the BHGP community.
Background: Our readers no doubt remember commenter HawkeyeRecon's iconic picture of one Tyler Sash; those with crippling amnesia may see below:
Sash, of course, was made aware of this by Morehouse during Orange Bowl coverage:
"Somebody sent it to me via e-mail," the all-Big Ten safety from Oskaloosa said Friday morning. "I didn’t know what it meant, exactly. You can take it two different ways. I didn’t know if I was the next ‘Power Ranger’ or something else."
Certainly, it was well-intentioned, the next Power Ranger. How could it not be after the season Sash has had.
There was a retro aspect that Sash wasn't picking up on; clearly the allusion here is that late '70s/early '80s "Electric Company"-type dynamic use of shapes and silhouettes. Then we realized that the Power Rangers are retro to people Sash's age, and that made us feel old. And then there's the issue of the language, which we'd never use here (cough). Indeed, Sash balked at one "helpful" follower's suggestion that he use TMFS.
Fact 4: We're always here to help:
Sash, for the record, described our work as "better," but it has yet to show up as his Twitter background. Maybe it's just because the "Jimmer-Jamming" part would get cut off by the Twitter column thing. Yes, that's surely it.
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Jimmer-Jamming
sounds like something Bill Cosby would say. In that same vein you could go with “Flism-Flasm” or “Zip Zop Boobity Bop”. We’ll see you next time eatin’ the pudding.
"You're going to go out there with a dick full of confidence. Then, you're going to go out there and shoot that confidence all over the stadium." -Blue Mountain State
"Filth Flaaarn Filth"
Glad we could tie this back to Eddie Murphy “Raw”.
by mattbednar on Feb 11, 2010 10:04 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
"I told Bill to have a Coke, a smile and shut the fuck up!"
"I am in blood stepped in so far that should I wade no more, Returning were as tedious as go o’er." - Adrian Clayborn
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Feb 12, 2010 12:15 AM CST up reply actions
Qut you jimmer-jabbing
I need work
/mr t’d
by bluearmadillo on Feb 12, 2010 3:38 AM CST up reply actions
Lose the 'g', IMO
Jimmer-Jammin’ exceeds Jimmer-Jamming to me, but it’s a matter of taste, I’m sure.
And it does remind one of Cosby, and just saying that is retro, too.
Hey, remember how great those Bob Newhart talking into a phone routines were? Hilarious!
And Mort Sahl, talking about JFK? God my gut is busting right now.
Jimmer-Jamming-ly.
"If you want to become a man--come to Iowa" All American IOWA LB PAT ANGERER, whose best friend is a dog.
Totally agree
However, in my haste to get a working copy to Mr. Sash, I made it with the G. It would be dishonest and misleading to present a different version for our readers. THIS IS OUR COMMITMENT TO INTELLECTUAL HONESTY, PEOPLESES.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Feb 11, 2010 11:11 PM CST up reply actions
Does Director...
Get a trophy or something for BHGP’s first-ever Mort Sahl reference?
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Feb 11, 2010 11:33 PM CST up reply actions
First ever? Please.
May 2008 was a weird month. We had like 10 of them.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Feb 12, 2010 12:59 AM CST up reply actions
Damn, I think I missed that!
Next up: Mel Brooks and his 5,000 year old man!
BTW, I appreciate your committment. You are a man of principle. And facial hair. Two things I am incapable of.
"If you want to become a man--come to Iowa" All American IOWA LB PAT ANGERER, whose best friend is a dog.
by The Director on Feb 12, 2010 3:03 PM CST up reply actions
Some Choices
Seriously, it doesn’t
(I really like this one, btw)
With a little help from my friends
Dammit Ken, now I gotta straighten this out
OK, so maybe not the last one….
In 100 years, we'll all be dead.
Jimmer Jammin works! Though it does remind me of Bill Cosby. And sweaters.
Tyler “Runner Stuffin” Sash
Tyler “Pickerator” Sash
Tyler “Run it back” Sash
Tyler “I just got another turnover” Sash
Tyler “Super Safety” Sash
Maybe it's the usage of the word running...
but “Tyler Running Man Sash” somehow works… cue HMFR Running Man gif with a shopped face of TS.
"I am in blood stepped in so far that should I wade no more, Returning were as tedious as go o’er." - Adrian Clayborn
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Feb 12, 2010 12:13 AM CST up reply actions
Obviously Mr. Sash has voiced his opinion
Tyler "Mighty Morphin’ " Sash
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
In the megazord of the 2009 Iowa defense
Which player is which power ranger?
Sash –
Clayborn -
Klug –
Angerer –
Spivey -
???
Brunettes not fighter jets
YOU FORGOT
THERE’S ALWAYS A SPECIAL ONE LIKE THE GREEN RANGER WHO COMES IN ABOUT HALFWAY THROUGH AND HAS A SUPER-AWESOME ZORD AND WEAPON!
And here's a lighthouse keeper being beheaded by a laser beam!
This is probably heresy around here, but I think the picture is stupid to be honest.
Just my opinion though.
Hawkeyes n Cowboys. Bleeding Black, Gold, Sliver and Blue since 1987.
To each their own
Personally, those four months during this past football season were the most fun I’ve had as a Hawkeye fan ever. A lot of it had to do with the people who make this website run and the awesome commenters. So when I see this picture (along with others recently made famous here) , it brings back good memories of barely-avoided heart attacks following close games, the iconoclastic war Hawkeye fans waged against AP voters mainstream media to get some respect and epic comebacks.
And of course Junior Senior.
"I know you're from Middle America, and sometimes you feel like you're representing more than just a school or a conference, maybe an entire group of American citizens out there."
by Twin Cities Hawk on Feb 12, 2010 7:16 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Junior Senior
That gave me a feeling of euphoria.
I have not celebrated a pro championship in my life.
Junior Senior post after Penn St win was awesome.
by HawkeyeRecon on Feb 12, 2010 8:58 AM CST up reply actions
I play Junior-Senior after bowel movements now.
Makes them seem even more special.
"If you want to become a man--come to Iowa" All American IOWA LB PAT ANGERER, whose best friend is a dog.
by The Director on Feb 12, 2010 3:08 PM CST up reply actions
Says the person
with the “improved” Tiger Hawk as their avatar.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Feb 12, 2010 8:15 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Nothing ruins your Hawkeye Street Cred quicker than new tigerhawk
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Feb 12, 2010 8:51 AM CST up reply actions
The handle
GeorgeRaveling4Evah would also qualify.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Feb 12, 2010 9:39 AM CST up reply actions
Or
PierrePiercedMe
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Feb 12, 2010 12:50 PM CST up reply actions
MAYBE there's a connexion.....
….between the CrackHawk avatar and the handle of HawksFlyHigh?
I can’t believe no one’s connected the two yet.
This is either a) brilliantly ironic or b) unintentionally ironic which=not too good.
"If you want to become a man--come to Iowa" All American IOWA LB PAT ANGERER, whose best friend is a dog.
by The Director on Feb 12, 2010 3:07 PM CST up reply actions
I always thought
that crack hawk logo was just someting a fan drew up that made it onto the internet. I did not know is was actually commisioned by the U.
In 100 years, we'll all be dead.
What are you talking about?
The Crackhawk is takin’ it to the XTREME, dude. If you can’t see how kewl that is, you must be like dead or something.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
You should change your avatar
to Poochie
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Feb 12, 2010 10:34 AM CST up reply actions
I don't know what you're talking about.
Poochie was a rockin’ awesome dog, broseph. He had a leather jacket, a backwards baseball cap, shades, and a surfboard. Because you never know when you might need to ride some waves, dude.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
It's a shame
he had to go back to his home planet.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Feb 12, 2010 11:07 AM CST up reply actions
I always liked to think of it...
as Heroin Hawk.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Feb 12, 2010 12:09 PM CST up reply actions
Considering the women's team uses it
you could call it “heroine” Hawk. But otherwise, it’s just a fucking disaster.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Feb 12, 2010 12:22 PM CST up reply actions
Do they really?
I always get slightly amazed when I see merchandise using it. But then I encounter the few weirdos in Hawkeye fandom who actually like it, so I guess it makes a little sense.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Those people
also liked Go Bots more than Transformers. What can you really say to them?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Feb 12, 2010 12:46 PM CST up reply actions
One of my good friends actually preferred GoBots to Transformers.
I try not to hold it against him.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
As stated in "Clerks 2"
The GoBots are the Kmart version of the Transformers.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Feb 12, 2010 12:58 PM CST up reply actions
Which brings us full-circle
because the Power Rangers were just a Voltron rip-off. God, how old am I?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Feb 12, 2010 1:04 PM CST up reply actions
Hey
There were a few people who liked those uniforms Fry tried to introduce in the late 90’s too.
I don’t think any of them were on the team though. I wish I had saved that picture in the DI of Dwight and two others modeling the new jerseys. The expressions were pricess. Somewhere between sheer embarassment and “you have got to be kidding me is it too late to transfer”.
In 100 years, we'll all be dead.
Do you remember
the Minnesota equivalents? It says something that the Iowa Barnstormers jerseys looked better than both.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Feb 12, 2010 1:06 PM CST up reply actions
Minnesota has a pretty proud tradition of ugly unis, actually.
They did all-gold unis way back in the day that look heinous now and the all-gold (albeit two-tone all-gold after the sweat stains kick in) they wear now is pretty bad.
The Barnstormers jerseys have a certain goofy charm, though. I think it’s the googles on the helmets that do it for me.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
The goggles
were the BEST part of that uniform, without a doubt. I think they would look marvelous on the helmets of Notre Dame or Penn State…
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Feb 12, 2010 1:50 PM CST up reply actions
Zoom!
The propellers on the pants are a bit much, though.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Is that Kurt Warner?
Flyin’ high as a Barnstormer?
Methinks it is.
"If you want to become a man--come to Iowa" All American IOWA LB PAT ANGERER, whose best friend is a dog.
by The Director on Feb 12, 2010 3:06 PM CST up reply actions
Re: ugly Gopher unis...
OLD:
NEW:
Everything old really is new again.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Those are actually very practical
as the University of Minnesota athletic budget requires all the players to bike from destination to destination.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Feb 12, 2010 2:05 PM CST up reply actions
Can we all just agree
that these uniforms are the worst ever? I’m aware those are supposed to be "I"s around the neckline and sleeves, but they look more like dog bones. And the ketchup and mustard motif gives new meaning to “McDonald’s All-American”. And that logo…ugh!
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Feb 12, 2010 2:12 PM CST up reply actions
I still think that logo is superior to the "I-State" garbage they have now.
The rest is terrible, though.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
They were trying to prepare them
for life after I-State. Little known is that the locker room chant was
WHAT DO YOU WANT!
FRIES WITH THAT!
And yet all you can do is mock. So sad.
In 100 years, we'll all be dead.
I think they should have stuck with these
I like it better than all their other ones. Of course if you change helmets every 3 years nothing is going to work.
by HawkeyeRecon on Feb 12, 2010 9:51 PM CST up reply actions
Those actually
aren’t that horrible. Not that they look good…. if they’d gone with one M on the front and not had the line go across the back, they may have been onto something. Maybe.
These things though. And Tim, if you read this, I understand that you probably want to put the memory behind you and I’m sorry, but it’s the only pic of those things I could find.
In 100 years, we'll all be dead.
But you see
it gave him the appearance of flying! Prior to that Tim just looked really slow…
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Feb 12, 2010 1:53 PM CST up reply actions
That explains
why Sparty was trying to tackle him so low. He thought Tim was like, ten feet up in the air.
Maybe Hayden was onto something after all.
In 100 years, we'll all be dead.
That's one the saddest tragedies of the Timmy D Era, actually.
(Well, after the fact that Iowa never won as much as they seemingly should have while he was here.)
The fact that so many of the surviving pics/videos of him at Iowa in those awful unis is just sad. And, hell, even the local businesses perpetuate it — the Field House still had a “winged” Timmy D jersey hanging on the wall last I knew.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Well, yes.
People who liked the banana-peel jerseys were possessed by the Spirit of Wrongheadedness, too.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Little known fact
“The Spirit of Wrongheadedness” was the plane Charles Lindburgh flew to Nazi Germany to support Der Fuehrer.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Feb 12, 2010 1:48 PM CST up reply actions
Shhhh
We don’t want to go staining our heros by bringing up uncomfortable facts about them. Next thing you know, somebody is going to point out that Clay Aiken is an asshole and it’s all downhill from there.
In 100 years, we'll all be dead.
You should really avoid
putting “Clay Aiken” and “asshole” in the same sentence, lest Brian Kinchen say something offensive about you.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Feb 12, 2010 2:04 PM CST up reply actions
That is gay.
/Kinchen’d
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Feb 12, 2010 3:46 PM CST up reply actions
That's what I would expect from a Cowboy fan.
That’s not a stupid picture. This is a stupid picture:
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Feb 12, 2010 8:56 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
fixed
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Feb 12, 2010 9:18 AM CST up reply actions
stupid awesome
if you ask me.
by J.R. Angle has a posse on Feb 12, 2010 9:24 AM CST up reply actions
Fixed again
"...there'll be some woman, maybe 45 or 50, she'll come up and give me a hug, and I'll give my wife a wink: See? I'm not that old." - Joe Paterno
by ReadingRambler on Feb 12, 2010 9:39 AM CST up reply actions
Coach Phillips
Needs a small stain to indicate his bladder control issues are still present around such a fine lady.
"Well of course, there's nothing better than being American!!!" - Ricky Americanzi, Jan. 5th, 2010
by The Bacon Explosion on Feb 12, 2010 9:43 AM CST up reply actions
Hey now.
I’m a Cowboys fan as well, and know alot of other fellow hawkeye fans that are as well that like the pic. Don’t lump us in with one tool who is way too young to get the radically awesomeness of the TMFS tribute pic.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Feb 12, 2010 10:30 AM CST up reply actions
Sash's a Bad Mama Jama
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Sl5VurCaIQ
Disregard the least heterosexual album cover of all time.
But would the Korean girls call him?
"...there'll be some woman, maybe 45 or 50, she'll come up and give me a hug, and I'll give my wife a wink: See? I'm not that old." - Joe Paterno
what would
Does anyone here speak Korean?
"...there'll be some woman, maybe 45 or 50, she'll come up and give me a hug, and I'll give my wife a wink: See? I'm not that old." - Joe Paterno
by ReadingRambler on Feb 12, 2010 8:54 AM CST up reply actions
I keep waiting
For a video mashup of the Korean video & Hawkeye highlights to the tune of “Me So Horny”.
You may now report me to HR.
In 100 years, we'll all be dead.
In a theater near you?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Feb 12, 2010 12:46 PM CST up reply actions
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