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Minnesota Introduces Their Curious New Head Coach

This afternoon, the University of Minnesota and Athletic Director Joel Maturi introduced their new head football coach...

2oqj_medium After a thorough search, myself and the trustees and board members decided unanimously on a new football coach for the University of Minnesota this weekend. The qualities we were searching for are self-evident when you meet our new coach; staunch morals, an aversion to those who seek to suppress him, sometimes-diabolic creativity and a natural ability to bring electricity to the football field with his squad. Without further ado, I would like to introduce the new head coach for the Minnesota Golden Gopher football team... Coach Fester Addams.

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"No mercy, trustees! Aim for the artery! The jugular!"

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