Iowa Hawkeyes get wish! Will play late night game in desert, not on New Year's, and against team that looks like Purdue!
The Insight Bowl knowing that Kirk Ferentz just loves to travel west and play football games, has extended an invitation to the Iowa Hawkeyes to play in the 2010 Insight Bowl.
On December 28, 2010 at 11:00PM Atlantic Standard Time the Iowa Hawkeyes will take the field to play Nebraska the Missouri Tigers in Tempe, Arizona. Iowa will get a chance to exact revenge for their 5-0 loss in Columbia, Mo. in 1910.
Expect the Hawkeyes to be very motivated for this match-up, as Ferentz convinces his team they are actually playing Purdue.
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I just ordered the Sliced Chicken and Noodles in Spicy Basil Sauce.
Penny’s Noodle Shop. Usually pretty good. I think we’re gonna cook up a big ol’ mess of broccoli too, and I’m also drinking a New Belgium 2 Below Ale. It’s pretty good.
So just shut your face and take a seat, 'cause after all, you're just talking meat.
Oh, right, the bowl game.
Um… huzzah?
So just shut your face and take a seat, 'cause after all, you're just talking meat.
by Bucketochicken on Dec 5, 2010 8:36 PM CST up reply actions
Almost bought a sixer
of the 2 below… just pretty good? details?
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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Dec 5, 2010 8:42 PM CST up reply actions
Um, it's... good.
Tastes a lot like Fat Tire, kinda, I guess. Very… brown-tasting, kinda malty-sweet, not hoppy at all (which I like), no bitter finish, but no cloyingly sweet syrupy heaviness either. Grab a sixer, you’ll probably like it, I suppose.
So just shut your face and take a seat, 'cause after all, you're just talking meat.
by Bucketochicken on Dec 5, 2010 8:45 PM CST up reply actions
Sounds like I would like it
Though every time i drink fat tire I think of that Austin Powers line where he drinks Fat Bastards shit and then says “It’s a bit nutty” because it tastes a little “nutty-brown” to me. And then I am unable to enjoy it like i should.. On a side note I had a Winterfest today that was outstanding but unsure of the brewer.. 8% alcohol though. fantabulous
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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Dec 5, 2010 8:48 PM CST up reply actions
Oooo, I love winter ales/lagers.
The Bells Winter White is terrific, as is the Goose Mild Winter.
So just shut your face and take a seat, 'cause after all, you're just talking meat.
by Bucketochicken on Dec 5, 2010 8:49 PM CST up reply actions
We need a BHGPdrinkathonandwatchsomewintereventathon
everyone bring something different.
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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Dec 5, 2010 8:51 PM CST up reply actions
This.
I got Summit Great Northern Porter… affectionately called the GNP by some.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 5, 2010 10:04 PM CST up reply actions
What would qualify as a winter event?
Rocky III?
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Dec 5, 2010 10:35 PM CST up reply actions
isn't that basically
everything we do?
It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?
by chitownhawkeye on Dec 6, 2010 11:37 AM CST up reply actions
Since you are all Iowa fans, and normal humans (I presume)...
lets try something really great:

/anti-beer snob’d
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Dec 5, 2010 10:16 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
So, in short...
you don’t have taste buds?
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 5, 2010 10:19 PM CST up reply actions
He's Selma Bouvier.
So just shut your face and take a seat, 'cause after all, you're just talking meat.
by Bucketochicken on Dec 5, 2010 10:20 PM CST up reply actions
I was kind of joking...
although, it does make me laugh that so many people feel some compulsion to spend way more than they need to on beer. I have yet to have any ambers, stouts, porters, ales, or dark lagers that make me as happy as a fresh Bud Light, or a good cold Landshark, or many other light, golden beers.
But, we’ve had this conversation before around here.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Dec 5, 2010 10:23 PM CST up reply actions
A cold refreshing glass of water is also as good as Bud Light...so why even spend the $3.69 a six pack?
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
This from the guy who only drinks Potato Vodka from Finland.
/I’m not starting anything here, just defending my honor.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Dec 5, 2010 10:36 PM CST up reply actions
Respect* is all you'll have left in the morning.

- Yes, you said honor. But we were talking northern European countries and we’re dogging on you. Fuck, I just wanted to post Teddy.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 5, 2010 10:38 PM CST up reply actions
my favorite toast about honor:
To honor,
Get honor,
Stay honor,
And if you can’t come inner,
Come honor.
by TEXaco on Dec 6, 2010 9:15 AM CST up reply actions 3 recs
I would drink Bud Light mixed with Potato Vodka
absolutely…because I do like alcohol in my alcoholic beverages. But seriously, Bud Light is like if Poland Springs came out with Poland Springs Light. It’s redundant to me.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
by StoopsMyAss on Dec 5, 2010 10:39 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Honestly
I used to drive for the AB distributor in Waterloo and owe 7 years of my families existence to them. I was a BUD guy then, we sold the Busch line to take share from the most popular seller……….Old Milwaukee. Good products, but why did I have to sell BUD Dry, Ice, Clear, Redwolf, etc. I say indulge once in a while. Heineken shit……….PBR!
by George Un-Raveling on Dec 5, 2010 10:44 PM CST up reply actions
Thanks for keeping us drinking, Un-Raveling.
There is a bar about 12 blocks from my house, that has the best selection of import beers in town, and perhaps in much of Iowa. Lava Lounge, perhaps you’ve heard of it.
My friend (I refer to him as a huge beer snob), loves the place because he can get Saint Bernardus off the tap, or various other beers from in and outside the US.
This bar has recently outgrown the 15×25 feet of space they started with, and have added a similar-sized place across the hall in this small strip-mall type place that both are in.
In the new room, they have a cooler with what most people would call “crappy American beer” for $2 a can. These include bottles of Grain Belt and Schlitz, and cans of PBR, Hamm’s, Old Mil.
While I don’t usually step down to the Old Mil or the Schlitz, I do often drink the Hamm’s the PBR, or the Grain Belt. I have also enjoyed drinking some bottles of Quilmes, an Argentinian equivalent of a lighter-colored lager or pilsner. It is $3 a bottle.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Dec 5, 2010 10:53 PM CST up reply actions
Now Grain Belt I agree with.
I don’t like to support enormous cash-hounding companies with a mediocre-to-sub-par product with extremely obnoxious adverts. I do however, support mediocre, lower gross income beer companies that consistently give you the same product, one that plumbers and dry-wall workers enjoy.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 5, 2010 10:56 PM CST up reply actions
Schell Brewery
New Ulm, MN. They also have some pretty good seasonals. Nice little brewery to tour.
by George Un-Raveling on Dec 5, 2010 11:10 PM CST up reply actions
My family toured it...
during a vacation that I missed. I have tried the Firebrick, and was not impressed. I probably need to try their originals, their crafts, and their seasonals before I make a final verdict.
I had forgotten that they made the Grain Belts. Have any of you tried Grain-Belt Nordeast? It is a bit weird, but not horrible. It tastes like Grain Belt with a bunch of salt and pepper in it.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Dec 5, 2010 11:33 PM CST up reply actions
Try the Pils
I concur, Firebrick is meh.
Stella Artois FTW.
by Stay thirsty, my friends. on Dec 6, 2010 12:38 PM CST up reply actions
In the Rudys Mall
I used to live with the owner, Barry, on Rainbow Dr. He was a big time Schmidt, Blatz, Heineken guy. Loved the chips n’ cheese at Rudys. The first place my wife and I lived in Waterloo was across from the Steamboat. MMMM tenderloins and onion rings. Hungry memories.
by George Un-Raveling on Dec 5, 2010 10:58 PM CST up reply actions
I have lived within a mile of that hood...
for all but about 3 or 4 of my 29 years on this earth.
I know exactly of the things you speak, good sir.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Dec 5, 2010 11:00 PM CST up reply actions
Blue Velvet!
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
by SomeJerkPoster on Dec 6, 2010 5:37 AM CST up reply actions
I kinda miss Red Wolf
Then again, I also miss my high school physique, which was the last time I drank a Red Wolf
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
To each his own.
Bud Light and similar beers are cheap and consistent. But then again, so is apple juice.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 5, 2010 10:27 PM CST up reply actions
It makes me laugh
that so many people presume to know what others should spend based on what they think is good.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Dec 6, 2010 4:07 AM CST up reply actions
That naturally makes Ross
Grandpa Simpson.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 5, 2010 10:28 PM CST up reply actions
Wait, what?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
No, Ross is like an unholy combination
of Moe and the Sea Captain.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Dec 6, 2010 4:24 AM CST up reply actions
Rinsing Beer
Boston Ale – Busch Light Rinse – Spit – Guiness.
Although I do enjoy a Special Export once in awhile……Yeah. MMMM.
by George Un-Raveling on Dec 5, 2010 10:25 PM CST up reply actions
I love the Green Death.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 5, 2010 10:27 PM CST up reply actions
Rinsing Beer
Boston Ale – Busch Light (Spit) – Guiness.
Although I do enjoy a Special Export once in a while…….Yeah, MMMMM.
by George Un-Raveling on Dec 5, 2010 10:28 PM CST up reply actions
Fail
Double disappearing response
by George Un-Raveling on Dec 5, 2010 10:28 PM CST up reply actions
I once had a good Special Export Light in a can.
But every one (light or regular) I’ve tried since has not been very good.
And I like gold beer.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Dec 5, 2010 10:40 PM CST up reply actions
Only referring to color.
Not saying it should win any medals or anything.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Dec 5, 2010 10:42 PM CST up reply actions
The Green Death is a gold beer...
don’t let the name fool you.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 5, 2010 10:53 PM CST up reply actions
Green Bottles
Only way to go. $8.85/12pk
by George Un-Raveling on Dec 5, 2010 10:46 PM CST up reply actions
gold beer?
As opposed to green beer, for example?
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Dec 5, 2010 10:46 PM CST up reply actions
Here:

I prefer the Light. As of a few years ago, they were still serving it at Wrigley Field, in the bleachers IIRC.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Dec 5, 2010 10:57 PM CST up reply actions
WTF is Gapper doing in that pint glass.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 5, 2010 11:00 PM CST up reply actions
Must be a reflection of a T-shirt...
or the printing on the other side of the glass.
Obviously, I didn’t see that on the thumbnail from the Google image search.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Dec 5, 2010 11:03 PM CST up reply actions
Or maybe he just really loves Special Ex...
and wants to drink his way out of that glass.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Dec 5, 2010 11:04 PM CST up reply actions
If you truly don't have taste buds
I had the great misfortune of having some of the Billy Goat lager this weekend. Vile doesn’t begin to describe the stuff.
I also learned that their dark is vile, and combining the two in a futile attempt to make them drinkable turns just turns them into a different, yet equal, variety of vile.
It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?
by chitownhawkeye on Dec 6, 2010 11:45 AM CST up reply actions
Woah. While I enjoy my Winter Mild,
I would like to say that PBR is my go-to cheap beer. Also, the official beverage of the HMB Tones (sorry Kyle).
What are you sorry for?
People should drink what they like, they just shouldn’t tell other people what they should drink. PBR and, believe it or not, Miller High Life are both well-brewed beers for their style (American Light Lager). It just so happens that it isn’t a style I enjoy a whole hell of a lot.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Dec 6, 2010 4:28 AM CST up reply actions
I was mostly kidding.
I know you’re not a beer snob. And no need to tell me how well-brewed PBR is, what do you think the blue ribbon is for? It’s for awesome.
ive been sober more than 16 years
but the best beer highs in my life were:
1) Drewery’s
2) Schlitz
3) Old Style
And in my family, absolutely nuts now in the light of drinking and drivng, we had the game of “let’s find the lighted Old Style sign” the rules, simplified for the readers of this board, consisted of stopping and dinking an old style every time you saw a lighted Old Style sign – all time winner was a drive from Freeport Il to Chicago (maybe two hours in bad traffic) that lasted over eleven hours. And you wonder why I am glad I am sober?
If Sarah Palin were any smarter rocks would be in trouble
Old Style signs
are how I know I’m back in Iowa. They just don’t have them out here in VA.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Oh and the bowl game
I can hardly contain my excitement.
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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Dec 5, 2010 8:42 PM CST up reply actions
That sounds like a terrific meal.
Mrs. Grigs and myself went there a bunch back in the day. The egg noodles are delish.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 5, 2010 10:03 PM CST up reply actions
I like your swagger.
In the heat of battle my father wove a tapestry of obscenities that as far as we know is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan.
I'm already feeling the hate
Mizzou fans thinking they got more screwed that Nebraska because Texas A&M jumped them despite the head to head win (of course, Nebraska has the same argument with Mizzou, but let’s not let facts get in the way). None of these idiots are talking about the team that got truly screwed in this: Iowa! We should be playing on January 10 in Glendale. BS. Tigers suck.
"Lighten up Francis."
Toilet paper
should be hung such that the new tp hangs in front of the roll, not behind. If it is hung otherwise, I reverse it.
Also this bowl selection is like God mocking Iowa by sending us back to the place (roughly) where this season’s dreams of glory began to die. Also Barry Alvarez smugly talking about the Rose Bowl makes me sick.
by Third Generation Hawk on Dec 5, 2010 8:44 PM CST reply actions
Oh yeah, I'll even change that shit at someone else's house.
Clearly, the flap/loose end/whatever should be on the top/front. DO IT RIGHT, RETARDS GODDAMMIT, ETC!
So just shut your face and take a seat, 'cause after all, you're just talking meat.
by Bucketochicken on Dec 5, 2010 8:47 PM CST up reply actions
Un American Commie fucktards
This injustice will not stand. No more toilet paper slung backwards.
by Quinn Early: Motivational Speaker on Dec 5, 2010 8:56 PM CST up reply actions
So true.
But, if you’re looking to save a few bucks on TP, try Dwight Schrute method of separating your 2-ply: ![]()
Oh yeah, we’re playing in a bowl game I’ve heard?
Wow.
Clearly, I’ve fallen waaaaaaaay behind on my “The Office” viewing.
Did Jim & Pam get married yet?
So just shut your face and take a seat, 'cause after all, you're just talking meat.
by Bucketochicken on Dec 5, 2010 9:00 PM CST up reply actions
I have missed about the last month's worth of episodes.
That show just ain’t the same anymore.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Dec 5, 2010 10:18 PM CST up reply actions
Meh.
I don’t feel too sad about it.
So just shut your face and take a seat, 'cause after all, you're just talking meat.
by Bucketochicken on Dec 5, 2010 10:19 PM CST up reply actions
Plus
Mizzou alums write crap like this. I don’t care if you hate Nebraska more than you hate Osama bin Laden, this is the worst piece of crap I’ve ever read. And I’ve read a lot of crap.
"Lighten up Francis."
That's pretty damn bad.
by Quinn Early: Motivational Speaker on Dec 5, 2010 8:59 PM CST up reply actions
Your son had a great season. He commited yet?
There is a very fine line between sports fan and mental illness.
Jeezuz
Coming from Mizzou, that’s pretty friggin funny. They were, begging, pleading, prostituting for a Big 10 invite and now the Cornhuskers are traitors….mmmmkay.
It was from the Dallas Star-Telegram.
So is she even a Mizzou fan?
She just seems like another Jenni Carlson to me: (trying to say/write some outlandish or childish crap to get a rise out of others, which is exactly what Mike Gundy gave to Carlson).
Finally, this Floyd-Engel chick is clearly a bit, um, unstable .
/I say all of this without directing it at female sports reporters in general, most of which are absolutely fabulous at their jobs. Especially Jamele Hill ;)
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Dec 5, 2010 10:31 PM CST up reply actions
Practically everyone in the media is a Mizzou alum.
They have the greatest J-School on the face of the planet. Just ask them.
Since I live in Missouri, my perspective is a bit different. There’s no trouble getting some hate started. My wife is a Mizzou fan, most of my friends here are Mizzou fans, and since I’m the only Iowa fan they know, I’m going to be a lightning rod for them over the next 3 weeks.
Hooray.
/sarcasm’d
Black and Gold Blood: Cubbie Blue Heart
Twitter: @MattLaCasse
Northwestern and Columbia would beg to differ on that J-School claim
but as a so-called academic major, journalism is like video production. Dead majors. Leisure studies might be more useful at this point.
/that should get them fired up…even more.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
It's a back and forth to be sure.
It’s one most ridiculous debates I encountered while living in Columbia for almost six years. I worked in the media there, so I became intimately familiar with that particular attitude.
Black and Gold Blood: Cubbie Blue Heart
Twitter: @MattLaCasse
by MissouriHawk on Dec 6, 2010 11:36 AM CST up reply actions
I think he meant the University of Columbia...
The former King’s College. Although SMA may have also been refering to Universidad Nacional de Colombia, which touts a great school of journalism.
by hawkeye_heartattack on Dec 7, 2010 11:51 AM CST up reply actions
Nebraska Is Engaged To The Big Ten--Union To Be Consumated Next September
So, yeah, I’ll defend the Huskers when people from the Big 12, SEC, or whatever conference (OK, just the Big 12 and SEC, and possibly USC fans) attack them.
I do the same for Michigan, Ohio State, and Iowa when my ISU fan relatives start bashing Big Ten teams in general.
Seriously. Iowa fans maybe don’t realize this, but Iowa State fans don’t just rip on Iowa; they hate everyone in the Big Ten, and degrade all Big Ten teams at every opportunity. Iowa State fans know and acknowledge their football program is mired in suck, but at least they can say they suck in arguably the second-best football conference in the country over the last decade or so. (The Big Ten caught up this season.) Thus, ’clone fans rip on tOSU, Michigan State, Penn State, and other teams they have no rivalry with in order to make themselves feel better.
/I’m a Gopher fan, so everything I just said about ISU fans and their need to defend the Big 12 applies to me and the Big Ten
by Midnight Rambler on Dec 5, 2010 9:13 PM CST up reply actions
By writing an article basically saying "beat them to prove they suck and we dont care about the"
basically proving you got butthurt by them? plus they are in your championship so…..
as if Missouri wouldn’t bend over backwards for a big ten spot. hell they practically did
by justsomehawkeyefan on Dec 5, 2010 9:42 PM CST up reply actions
That's a well written article
for a school newspaper.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Dec 6, 2010 4:31 AM CST up reply actions
Columbia, MO's Quinn Snyder Middle School
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
by SomeJerkPoster on Dec 6, 2010 5:46 AM CST up reply actions
but also an excellent journalism school
oh no, journalism bowl !!
wait we already played that and lost to the Medill School of Journalism Wldkits jNW)
If Sarah Palin were any smarter rocks would be in trouble
Not going to lie
would have LOVED to play Florida. Nothing better than playing a spread team with a pro-style QB.
THE MOON WALK WAS A HOAX. YOUR POPCORN IS SHIT. JOLLY TIME FOREVER. FUCK PURDUE-RossWB
by Pain in the Sash on Dec 5, 2010 8:45 PM CST reply actions
Yes, I'm very disappointed we aren't playing in Florida vs the SEC.
Hopefully we win and it helps our recruiting in Missouri.
Yeah
I hope we pay them back for bitching out on us when they were supposedly on their upswing towards the BCS.
THE MOON WALK WAS A HOAX. YOUR POPCORN IS SHIT. JOLLY TIME FOREVER. FUCK PURDUE-RossWB
by Pain in the Sash on Dec 5, 2010 8:53 PM CST up reply actions
Cheer up, Randy Quaid!
So just shut your face and take a seat, 'cause after all, you're just talking meat.
by Bucketochicken on Dec 5, 2010 8:48 PM CST up reply actions
Don't you go fallin' in love with 'er, Clark
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Dec 5, 2010 8:55 PM CST up reply actions
Man, I forgot how ugly that trophy was.
Which is good, because ISU has a matching set of them:

And they are so proud.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Dec 5, 2010 11:06 PM CST up reply actions
It looks like a stomach
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Dec 6, 2010 8:10 AM CST up reply actions
Mock all you want
You’re staring at the last coach from Iowa to beat the Golden Gophers in football.
I have the same fashion sense as Tom Arnold.
save the neck for me, Clark!
Darkness warshed over the Dude - darker'n a black steer's tookus on a moonless prairie night. There was no bottom.
by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Dec 6, 2010 8:22 AM CST up reply actions
Big 12 depressing
they are playing one (1) ranked team this bowl season…and it is not in their BCS bowl game.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
And they still
might have a losing bowl record.
Oklahoma and Nebraska should both win, but I’m not confident in the Big 12 team in any of their other games.
Jack Trice Stadium - Easily one of the Top 10 Stadiums in Central Iowa
by Not Marv Cook on Dec 6, 2010 9:39 AM CST up reply actions
Washington even made a bowl?
It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?
by chitownhawkeye on Dec 6, 2010 11:52 AM CST up reply actions
That Nebraska-Washington game reeks of a trap.
Nebraska should be disappointed about coming up short in the Big 12 title game again and losing two of their last three games and they’ll be expected to crush Washington again since they already did it once this year. Meanwhile, Washington has nothing to lose and no expectations to live up to… Nebraska’s unquestionably better, but a Washington win wouldn’t shock me, either.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I'm thinking about getting some collar stays for some shirts I just got.
The plastic ones that came with them don’t seem like they’ll work as well as metal ones.
Also, I like Iowa’s chances against a pretty-untested Missouri team. The Big-12 is down this year, and I like our chances to look more like the team that played Michigan State than the one that played Minnesota.
Mizzourah sucks.
Hell, even Nebraska beat them! If we get healthy and find a way to break the curse of the west of the mountains thingy, we could/should beat them soundly. This matchup is a letdown, just like the rest of the season. Oh well. Go Iowa Awesome!
Death to Michigan.
"Welcome to the PSU Salvation Army. I've never been associated with a defense so nice about giving touchdowns away." - Coach Fry, modified
What a meaningless match-up
both of those coaches might be gone by game time.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
I wonder how the Wisky fans feel about playing TCU
in the ultimate no-win game of the bowl season…although Oklahoma has a pretty decent no-win game going as well.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
OTOH, all of the others are solid games, I believe.
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
MN hired NIU coach Jerry Kill
Huh.
In the heat of battle my father wove a tapestry of obscenities that as far as we know is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan.
Wait!
They hired Jerry Kill for what? To wear that Gopher outfit? Revamp the parking rules at The Bank?
Because I know they did not fire Tim Brewster in midseason so they would be first to the table to hire…
Jerry Kill.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
Zamboni driver at The Bank?
In the heat of battle my father wove a tapestry of obscenities that as far as we know is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan.
I'm sure he did the football laundry as part of his contract at NIU...
Well, he did BEAT Minnesota this year. So that was his interview apparently.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
Yeah
Dungy,Patterson, Leach,Chryst,Frazier…………………………………Kill.
Almost the same, Right? Ha!!
by George Un-Raveling on Dec 5, 2010 9:34 PM CST up reply actions
Well, I commend them on their strategy. Because apparently Kill was being woo'd by
Minnesota and
[crickets]
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
Kill = Chizik?
Kill had just as many suitors as Gene Chizik did two years ago; this is a point I’ve already made to other Gopher fans on other sites, who think:
(1) Minnesota should have hired an assistant coach from a big school with experience in recruiting future Heisman winners to national championship teams.
(2) Minnesota should have hired a high school football coach with NO experience in the college game whatsoever.
(3) Minnesota should have hired someone like Urban Meyer or Nick Saban from their present job.
(4) Minnesota should have hired Mike Leach.
- actually makes some sense, although Leach’s off-field issues make him less than a slam dunk.
As for #s 1-3, I say this: Tim Brewster, Jerry Faust, and “what are you smoking, because I want some”.
Of course, the U of M does not have the deep pockets needed to lure players of Cam Newton’s level to Minneapolis.
by Midnight Rambler on Dec 5, 2010 9:49 PM CST up reply actions
I Am NOT Suggesting Kill Will Play For The MNC Next Year
I meant that Kill may not be an utter disaster as HC, just as Chizik turned out not to be an utter disaster at Auburn so far.
by Midnight Rambler on Dec 5, 2010 9:50 PM CST up reply actions
Back to the Mason Years?
I mean, that level of success.
by George Un-Raveling on Dec 5, 2010 9:54 PM CST up reply actions
I'd say that Chizik wouldn't succeed in the environment at MN
All shenanigans aside, the atmosphere up north isn’t as fast and loose as it is in the South, especially as recruiting goes. That said, I know fucking nothing about Jerry Kill, except I like his last name.
So what if I tailgate to the NPR jazz station?
Kill will probably turn out to be a great coach who will leave Minnesota for his dream job as coach of the
Montreal Alouttes
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
Or something along those lines, yes
I’m just old enough to remember Lou Holtz ditching the U for Notre Dame. Lisping bastard…
by Midnight Rambler on Dec 5, 2010 10:07 PM CST up reply actions
Hezzhsh a ghrrhreat fphfootbaw phlayaer.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 5, 2010 10:17 PM CST up reply actions
Oh Lou
I wonder what a young Lou Holtz did for fun in Iowa City. Airliner? Joe’s Place?
In the heat of battle my father wove a tapestry of obscenities that as far as we know is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan.
You are absolutely correct
Gus Malzahn has NOT been an absolute disaster at Auburn.
Jack Trice Stadium - Easily one of the Top 10 Stadiums in Central Iowa
by Not Marv Cook on Dec 6, 2010 9:41 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Thank you.
"Welcome to the PSU Salvation Army. I've never been associated with a defense so nice about giving touchdowns away." - Coach Fry, modified
by ReadingRambler on Dec 6, 2010 10:12 AM CST up reply actions
Who's Jerry Kill?
Minnesotas new coach according to the news up here. Not really the big splash they were hoping for, lots of bitchin I bet.
Oh yeah, Insight.com. Bowl. WOOHOO!! Beat Missery!
by George Un-Raveling on Dec 5, 2010 9:26 PM CST reply actions
I think you are correct
But I haven’t really followed his career that closely, even being an old Gateway football fan during the Mudra days while at UNI. SALUKIIIIS!!!!
by George Un-Raveling on Dec 5, 2010 9:42 PM CST up reply actions
Jerry Kill
did a nice job at SIU. He has a couple of I-AA coach of the year awards, and he took them to the final four in the I-AA playoffs once, as well as 4 other playoff appearances.
Obviously, he did a nice job at NIU this year, taking them from 2-10 in 2007 (previous coach Novak’s last year), to 6-7, 7-6, and 10-3 in the last three years, with a winning record in the MAC all three years, and bowl appearances in all three years. They went 8-0 in the MAC, but lost the title game to Miami OH this year.
He is only 49 (I thought he was older), but has had kidney cancer and did have siezures on the sideline in 2005.
He has been head coach at Saginaw Valley State, Emporia State, SIU, and NIU. His roster at NIU was obviously heavy on kids from Illinois, but he did have some kids from Missouri, Michigan, Ohio, Florida, Wisconsin, California, Texas, Georgia, and a few other places.
At SIU, he did bring in Brandon Jacobs (of the NY Giants) in to SIU as a transfer from Auburn for his senior year.
I feel like Minnesota has gotten a solid coach, but maybe not one who will take them to immediate success, or maybe not high-level success. And with the new stadium to pay for, and restless fans, they probably needed to get a bigger name (I’m not even sure that Hoke, Calhoun, or Golden were big enough names for that purpose).
Good luck, Gophers. At least you can curl up with Floyd for a year.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Dec 5, 2010 11:29 PM CST up reply actions
My husband went to SIU while he was coaching there
and he said they had a pretty good football team. I know he went to several of the games. I suppose being the equivalent of a good FCS team might be a step up for Minnesota right now, so maybe it was a good move? I’m keeping in mind of course that the new high school football stadium in my current location in Alabama is as big as the football stadium at SIU…
Kill is a good and realistic hire for Minnesota.
He knows the Midwest and he’s a program-builder. He does have some health concerns (had a bout with cancer last year), but has been a solid X’s & O’s guy. Plus, his name is just soooo ripe for parody. I mean, seriously, Jerry!?!
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Dec 6, 2010 4:37 AM CST up reply actions
NIU is an interesting place
as the closest party school to Chi town it gets a lot of the burb kids,,,
it’s had a lot of football success in the 50’s and 60’s
has been in out and back again in the MAC, winning a couple of titles
and in a personal note, my old man, god rest his soul, played center for them in 1929 and 1930
Kill has done a good job there, and is at least he knows how to play outdoors in cold windy days,,,
If Sarah Palin were any smarter rocks would be in trouble
Living near St. Louis
I am looking forward to this bowl game. Ought to be fun with the guys at work.
.....OK, maybe I didn't think the short version of this name through....
by TheStupidShallBePunished on Dec 5, 2010 9:40 PM CST reply actions
Frankly
the team got what it deserved. Of course they are a better team than Michigan and Penn State, but the way they fell apart at the end, for as good as they could have been and briefly were, it’s hard to complain much. This is a deserving, uninspiring finish which will hopefully send a message to all the returning players.
We locals will hopefully put enough butts in the stands so not to tarnish too much our reputation as a good draw, but that’s really not what the bowl committee wants. Lots of people back home have already taken their trip out west three months ago. I doubt we fill up the hotels like they want. So be it—there NEEDS to be a bitterness, a sting to this.
Going to a January bowl to play Florida would have seemed like we got off easy. No, wrong time for that. Maybe swagger requires taking some more preliminary steps. In the past, this would be a bowl we might not have liked if we had the same record as a Michigan or a Penn State, but most people would have rationalized it somehow and thought how nice to go to Phoenix in December. No, not this time. We need to look at this as a bowl beneath us at ANY time, a penance to be paid for unacceptable football. They’d better win just to save face with themselves, but even then, if they do its frankly a hollow victory. This team needs to learn from this trip that the bowl in Phoenix is the one on the other side of town, a week (or two) later.
And they’d better be ready. Missouri was once again abused by its own conference come bowl selection time. Probably punishment for its open begging to the Big Ten. And probably a better spread offense than the Northwesterns of the world that drive us nuts. If there is one silver lining in this, perhaps Norm, assuming he will be able to develop the defense for this one, can put a sharper focus on dealing with the spread for this game and for the future.
In the context of competitive sports, "quit" is the most profane of all four-letter words.
Do keep in mind that Dan Beebe probably had to agree to have an orgy with the Insight Bowl committee
To have Missouri picked above Nebraska, likely to punish them for treason leaving the conference.
So what if I tailgate to the NPR jazz station?
A lot of locals took their trip
and a lot of them didn’t.
Jan 28th means no classes and a lot of folks take that week off. Then there’s the part about winter in Iowa kinda sucks so a few days in AZ is a very nice distractions. Plus there are alumni in the area.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
I'm just so excited about the game
that I want to stretch out the anticipation.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
Unless you like to ski.
I plan on being in CO that week shredding the pow and impressing the locals with my gaper steeze.
by Stay thirsty, my friends. on Dec 6, 2010 8:32 AM CST up reply actions
Missouri kind of reminds me of iowa
except with uglier colors, a generic team name, and less historical success. but other than that, yeah, like looking in a mirror.
also, the fact that no one seems very outraged that Iowa was passed by two teams it beat says it all about this season.
by justsomehawkeyefan on Dec 5, 2010 9:48 PM CST reply actions
Great point about the lack of outrage
I think it speaks to the general sadness we’re all feeling. If we still feel so bad about the way the season’s gone, why get upset about something else too?
"Lighten up Francis."
by BroncoHawkeye on Dec 5, 2010 9:50 PM CST up reply actions
I'm outraged...
that our great D couldn’t make a stop in the 4th quarter and our offense has 3 plays (END AROUND!).
I seriously can't believe the outrage over the goddamn end around.
We ran it less than ten times ALL YEAR and it averaged 7-8 yards a play.
There are roughly two dozen other things about the offense more worthy of ire than the fucking end around.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Yes.
Implying that the end-around is the worst play call we have is a bit of a… stretch.
So just shut your face and take a seat, 'cause after all, you're just talking meat.
by Bucketochicken on Dec 6, 2010 4:16 PM CST up reply actions
I was thinking about something similar to this yesterday.
Which teams/programs are most similar to Iowa when you take everything into consideration? I think it comes down to Va Tech and Wisconsin.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 5, 2010 10:16 PM CST up reply actions
Handful of things.
Long tenured and tight lipped head coach who’s stuck in his ways, consistency in the style of the offense and defense, raucous fan base that travels well, usually known for stout defense that can stop the run, and (this is a big part of it) consistently in the mixture of the top 25 but rarely mentioned in MNC talk, and only occasionally in the BCS conversation.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 6, 2010 12:08 AM CST up reply actions
Tech is ALWAYS in the MNC talk
at the beginning of the season. Then they drop a couple of games early in the season (usually one inexplicable loss), drop down in the polls, then cruise through the tire fire that is the ACC, get to 10 wins and, if they’ve already got their 10 wins, get destroyed in a bowl game (or win the bowl to get to 10). Rinse wash and repeat.
Then, the following year, everyone is back on VATech’s nuts in the preseason because “this” year will finally be the year it all comes together for them.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
So your argument is...
that team sucks because they win 10 games every year?
Jack Trice Stadium - Easily one of the Top 10 Stadiums in Central Iowa
by Not Marv Cook on Dec 6, 2010 1:49 PM CST up reply actions
No, Tech sucks because I live in Virginia and have to hear about them constantly
And they’re the worst type of fans.
VATech has been incredibly consistent the past decade and has the longest streak of 10-win seasons going. They don’t suck. At all. But I’m just sick of hearing about them being a “darkhorse” MNC contender. Becuase you can count on Tech to do two things every season (1) win 10 games and (2) lose 2-3 games, especially one early to a clearly inferior out-of-conference opponent.. When September begins, Tech is in the title discussion, by October, they’re out of it.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
There's an argument I can get behind
Jack Trice Stadium - Easily one of the Top 10 Stadiums in Central Iowa
by Not Marv Cook on Dec 6, 2010 4:02 PM CST up reply actions
I live in Virginia, too.
As for your analysis: Word.
In the heat of battle my father wove a tapestry of obscenities that as far as we know is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan.
and they fucking play in the ACC
theres three wins right there
If Sarah Palin were any smarter rocks would be in trouble
I was more talking about the National media.
You seem to be referring to local Virginia media and their hyping of the Hokies. Either way, I find a lot of similarities. No one has to agree with me.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 6, 2010 4:14 PM CST up reply actions
It would be pretty hypocritical to get upset about getting passed by teams you beat head-to-head...
when Iowa’s been the beneficiary of just that in the not-so-distant past. Of course, in 2005 and 2008 we also ended both regular seasons with a bang and seemed much more desirable than now. Anyway, getting jumped is what it is. I’m sure Iowa will have another chance to take advantage of that at some point in the future, too.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Over the last 30 or so years
the biggest difference is that Missouri never broke through, never made it to the Orange Bowl or Fiesta Bowl, where we did make it, and more than just once.
I don’t know if we should be outraged by being passed up by the Florida bowls. We might have hurt our reputation as a great draw for bowls. I think the outrage is that we allowed ourselves to be put in a position for this to happen.
In the context of competitive sports, "quit" is the most profane of all four-letter words.
Yep.
They haven’t made an Orange Bowl since 1969, but they did make a Fiesta in the 1970s.
They have been in a couple of Big 12 title games, but Oklahoma beat them each time by at least 20. I guess I now realize how satisfying that win in Columbia was this year for them when they beat #1 OU.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Dec 5, 2010 11:40 PM CST up reply actions
The Fiesta wasn't considered a "major" bowl
until the 1980s.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
They were in the fake Orange Bowl
in the college football world in which results are just (that exists only in my head).
Seriously though, they got screwed over in 2007.
Jack Trice Stadium - Easily one of the Top 10 Stadiums in Central Iowa
by Not Marv Cook on Dec 6, 2010 9:47 AM CST up reply actions
Well this should go well..
A team that runs the pass first spread and puts a premium on tiny, quick receivers. We’re fucked.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 5, 2010 10:07 PM CST reply actions
although they believe their team only wins when they run well
this game will be a total wild card. Could be like last year or could be a real capper. I know this. Their fan base is hyper enthused to be playing in this bowl and to be playing us. I don’t feel it is mutual.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
man
any other year and i dont think iowa fans would be so down on playing missouri. bad year man, bad year
by justsomehawkeyefan on Dec 6, 2010 12:04 AM CST up reply actions
View from St. Louis
Mizzou fans were excited for a hot second, then the Cardinals signed Berkman.
by GaryDolphinSafeTuna on Dec 7, 2010 9:28 AM CST up reply actions
Doom and Gloom
I forsee terrible, terrible things ahead
by Black&Gold.Forever on Dec 5, 2010 11:04 PM CST up reply actions
Well sorry to rain on everyone's parade of despair but I am happy as hell with the Insight!
Why you may ask because I get to finally see them play live after 10 years in the USC hell that is Southern California. I am predicting a huge Iowa win have my tickets and hotel reservations and getting all my Iowa gear ready to go. Hell if just all the former Iowans from out here show up for the game it will be a sell out.
whats the point of being depressed over it?
if the team wanted to play in those bowls, it would have beaten Minnesota.
by justsomehawkeyefan on Dec 5, 2010 10:16 PM CST reply actions
I just can't care right now.
No one is going to see this game other than the fan bases of the two teams, the school’s probably going to lose a ton of money on the trip, and I don’t see how Iowa will find a way to beat a team that plays a system that Iowa has had zero success against. On top of that, they successfully dodged us until we weren’t that good.
I hope I'm not the only one that finds Lida Edelstein to be 1000% foxy.
/I still had Fox on from before I left this afternoon and House is on.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 5, 2010 10:58 PM CST reply actions
This is such a nightmare...
Not the fact that we got passed up by two teams we beat, but the fact that we’re playing Mizzou. All hell has broken loose in my apartment. My boyfriend is already gloating about the hurt that the Tigers are going to put on us, my friends all mocking the Hawks. I’m crossing the River Styx here, ladies and gentleman…
Perpetually living between the click of a light and the start of a dream.
Just tell him that...
once the Insight contracts are signed, Mizzou will probably back out of the matchup, just like the last time they were set to play Iowa.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Dec 5, 2010 11:44 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Iowa has been good in bowls
remember that year Texas was supposed to embarass us? Florida, LSU, South Carolina, , Iowa has a hellova bowl resume over the last decade.
by justsomehawkeyefan on Dec 5, 2010 11:53 PM CST up reply actions
HA!
I’m so using this. Too funny.
I guess in the end I shouldn’t complain. After all, having a significant other that cares as much about college football as I do is a blessing. It’d be even more of a blessing if I can hang a “W” over his head while basking in the collective Mizzou-ry of he and his friends.
Related side-note, I may be the worst boyfriend ever. Heh.
Perpetually living between the click of a light and the start of a dream.
by hawkeyeguy85 on Dec 6, 2010 12:06 AM CST up reply actions
You might remind the boyfriend
that nobody has really “put the hurt” on Iowa in 3 years. They may have lost games they should have won, but they’ve all been close.
Plus, beating a 10-2 team is exactly the kind of thing that this squad could pull off, just to baffle the shit out of everybody as to what went wrong in November.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
Is that similar to mauve or cerulean?
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Dec 6, 2010 8:48 PM CST up reply actions
Oh he's petrified...
…especially since this bowl is a GOOD one for them and he knows me/Iowa/The Big XI(I) well enough to know that this bowl is super lame for us. Lots of my Mizzou-loving friends are excited to play us because of our record and are certain that they will avoid an abortion-of-a-game like their game against Navy last year. The BF knows how good the Hawks can be…he bought me Ohio State tickets for our anniversary, so he’s seen it first hand (minus the 4th quarter defensive bed-shitting).
He mocks, but with caution.
Perpetually living between the click of a light and the start of a dream.
Ugly Christmas sweater parties are worn out
You go on eBay to look for a sweater & they’re brand new, made to be “ugly”, and $30-40+ . Kinda defeats the whole irony concept in an ugly sweater party…
As for the bowl game…meh.
by derp derp derp on Dec 6, 2010 12:13 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
Ok
The whole Grandpa Simpson comment above got me thinking about one of my favorite Simpson’s quote of all time and it is relevant. “I’ll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Mizzourah.”-Abe Simpson.
THE MOON WALK WAS A HOAX. YOUR POPCORN IS SHIT. JOLLY TIME FOREVER. FUCK PURDUE-RossWB
by Pain in the Sash on Dec 6, 2010 1:18 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
Lets go hawks...
please, please, PLEASE KICK MIZZOU’s ASS. Screw just wanting a win, i want to see 50-0 at least o the scoreboard. I expect our guys to be mad as hell when they take the field, and take it out on the Tigers.
And yes, they do look like Purdue…hmm….
So... did you actually watch any Iowa games this fall, or...?
So just shut your face and take a seat, 'cause after all, you're just talking meat.
by Bucketochicken on Dec 6, 2010 6:17 AM CST up reply actions
He watched one game: Michigan State.
The Hawks are obvs going to the ROSE BOWL YINZ GUYS!!!
"Welcome to the PSU Salvation Army. I've never been associated with a defense so nice about giving touchdowns away." - Coach Fry, modified
by ReadingRambler on Dec 6, 2010 8:39 AM CST up reply actions
Fortunately this game kicks off at something like 9:00 pm central, so the only ones who will actually watch it are we few, we proud. I’m not complaining about anything – as pointed out above, they deserve what they get for losing interest in their season after Wisconsin. As I said to my wife when they were playing Minnesota, if the players don’t care, I’m not sure why I should.
Because Iowa football only lasts for 3 glorious months a year
Care for it while you got it. It’s a long wait again from now to next September.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Dec 6, 2010 9:13 AM CST up reply actions
Oh, I didn’t say I wouldn’t watch with my bleeding heart visible. What I mean, was when the ball left Coker’s hands and hit the ground at that shitstorm in St. Paul, I deliberately turned off the tv, called my dogs, and took them for a walk. The remote didn’t go flying through the fucking window, like it deserved.
BOYCOTT!!!
Just desserts for not striving for perfection. After all, a Big XI title doesn’t require it, so Ferentz doesn’t care if they get it or not.
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
Ho-hum...
I fully expect the downward trend to continue, unless some underclassmen can show some leadership (since we’re not getting any from the seniors). That and the bend but don’t win defense in the last 5 minutes.
Who knows though, maybe the Iowa will play like Minny; physical, with fire, and leaving it on the field. Gee, play like it’s a bowl game. Now that’s an idea.
by Stay thirsty, my friends. on Dec 6, 2010 11:14 AM CST reply actions
I hope I'm wrong.
I want the team that dominated MSU to show up and dominate Mizzou. Start the buzz for next year.
by Stay thirsty, my friends. on Dec 6, 2010 11:21 AM CST up reply actions
Here's what pisses me off
Fucking lousy bowls that are in the middle of the first week of January. BBVA Compass,
Kraft Fight Hunger, and the fucking Godaddy bowl.
Get back in line where you belong. Fuckers wedging themselves in between the BCS bowls, ooohhh, look at me, I’m a January bowl.
It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?
by chitownhawkeye on Dec 6, 2010 12:00 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
The tradition of the bowls are too great!!!
A playoff would disrespect the vibrant and important history that godaddy.com means to college football!
That’s why they call the Rose Bowl the godaddy.com of ’em all?!?
"GO HAWKS!" - only cure for Hawkeye Envy
by BentNotBroken on Dec 6, 2010 12:12 PM CST up reply actions
They put football
where I wouldn’t ordinarily be able to watch football!
Boo!
Jack Trice Stadium - Easily one of the Top 10 Stadiums in Central Iowa
by Not Marv Cook on Dec 6, 2010 1:50 PM CST up reply actions
Bitter becomes you.
Keep it up.
In the heat of battle my father wove a tapestry of obscenities that as far as we know is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan.
I do what I can
In all seriousness, I’m in a good mood, but the season has brought out a bitter sarcasm that I haven’t voiced for a while. It’s kind of fun. :-)
But there’s another reason I’m in a good mood. Why? Because I have in my possession, 2 brand new sparkly bottles of batch 4 Templeton Rye.
Damn straight
It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?
by chitownhawkeye on Dec 6, 2010 2:23 PM CST up reply actions
But, but, but
It’s not supposed to be on the shelves until Tuesday!
In the heat of battle my father wove a tapestry of obscenities that as far as we know is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan.
Depends on where you live.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Dec 6, 2010 4:00 PM CST up reply actions
The Eighth Circle of Hell
In the heat of battle my father wove a tapestry of obscenities that as far as we know is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan.
West Virginia?
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Dec 6, 2010 4:22 PM CST up reply actions
A Mountain Mama I am not
But it’s close…too close.
In the heat of battle my father wove a tapestry of obscenities that as far as we know is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan.
WESTERN Virginia?
Because there are some places out there nearly as bad.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
them folks is my nayburs
theys gets to plays in the bugeast
If Sarah Palin were any smarter rocks would be in trouble
The Jewel on Ashland
has been out everytime I’ve gone for it in the last two months.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Dec 6, 2010 4:11 PM CST up reply actions
Try LUSH on Roscoe.
So just shut your face and take a seat, 'cause after all, you're just talking meat.
by Bucketochicken on Dec 6, 2010 4:18 PM CST up reply actions
They're all caught up now
and massive shipments got to Iowa stores yesterday. Today, most Illinois stores got huge shipments and all of them that order should have it by tomorrow.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 6, 2010 4:22 PM CST up reply actions
Binnys stocked it today
At least mine. How new is it? When they scanned it, it didn’t come up on the computer.
It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?
by chitownhawkeye on Dec 6, 2010 5:54 PM CST up reply actions
FUCK FUCK FUCK
YOU TOTALLY FUCKING REMINDED ME.
/BOLTS OUT DOOR TO THE LIQUOR STORE
//I’M A POET AND I DON’T KNOW IT
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 6, 2010 4:20 PM CST up reply actions
DAMN YOU!
And I’ve got to be unlucky enough to be in Wyoming. Damn you.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Dec 6, 2010 8:50 PM CST up reply actions
I like it, alot
I’m over the letdown and dissapointment of the regular season, pretty much.
Going to the insight.com bowl while still a letdown, we get a shot at a 10 win AQ team that DESPARATELY wanted to join our conference and got snubbed patheically. Also it was just a few short years ago they showed how classy they aren’t by backing out out of playing us at essentially the last minute. Also 100 year stagnent boarder war??? WTF?
Downside: if Ferentz/staff and all of these talented seniors cannot prepare and come to play to win(including the part of the game called the 4th quarter) then some concerns and critiques I had thought were off base may not have been.
"GO HAWKS!" - only cure for Hawkeye Envy
"Meth Makers v. Meth Takers"
I have the same fashion sense as Tom Arnold.
by CyHawk on Dec 6, 2010 12:22 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
clarification
Which is which in said scenario? The title certainly has merit though, and a certain ring that “insight.com” just doesn’t match.
impossible is nothing
We Iowans
Would purport to be the makers of said substance, although neither would be a claim to fame. It was on this particular website that we once debated the proper term for injestion of meth. We debated smoking, snorting, injecting, etc. If I recall correctly, we settled on “retarding”.
Spend enough time in Missouri
and meth seems like a pretty good idea. By “enough time” I mean more than about 12 hours.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
by Flakbait on Dec 6, 2010 1:47 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Well shit, we have to face Captain America himself???
lol actually I really am glad we’re playing you guys. I’ve gone to a few games up in Iowa City and had a blast, awesome fan base!! Here’s to a good game, and A LOT of alcohol consumption!
We are going to listen to Waylon now so everybody stfu and drink your beer.
Lookin'
forward to seeing you. I’ll be easy to find — I’ll be the guy giving the defense Red Bull shooters before the 4th quarter.
What's your deal?
by PCarroll_u_sm(j)irk on Dec 7, 2010 8:20 AM CST up reply actions
Glad to see you all are pretty positive around here...
not.
Damn, from the comments, you’d think you were playing the bottom dweller in the Big East. Obviously Missouri sucks in your eyes in more than one way.
We’re excited to be where we are playing you guys, and look forward to a hard fought close game. Go Tigers.

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