CHAMPIONSHIP EVENING OPEN THREAD: IT'S KNUCKLE PUCK TIME!
by Patrick Vint on Dec 4, 2010 2:18 PM CST
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The main event may be later, but the BCS National Championship participants will be decided in the next few hours:
2:30 -- Oregon at Oregon State (ABC)
3:00 -- Auburn vs. South Carolina (SEC Championship, CBS)
For those who prefer their sports indoors, Duke-Butler hoops is now on ESPN, Alabama-OMHR Purdue basketball on ESPN 2 at 2:30. Same rules as before. Thread open below the jump.
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GO BEAVERS GO COCKS BCS CHAOS HOORAY!
Eh, actually I don’t really give a fuck; carry on.
So just shut your face and take a seat, 'cause after all, you're just talking meat.
I'm still waiting for Jesse Palmer to give John Saunders a rose
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
Everyone rooting for S. Carolina?
What are in Iowa’s interests tonight? Also, I just Maygasm’d.
We're 7-5
Our interest is to see the bottom of the whiskey bottle by the end of the night.
In that case, what's your poison?
I’ve got Basil Hayden’s, Bulleit, and an incredible single-barrel that I picked up in KY over Thanksgiving.
Mmmmmm... Bulleit.
So just shut your face and take a seat, 'cause after all, you're just talking meat.
by Bucketochicken on Dec 4, 2010 2:28 PM CST up reply actions
Just found Bulleit
At my local Spec’s it was going for cheaper than Jack Daniels so I says “what the hell” and damn. That’s a good pour. Bottle seems to have a hole in it though…
by George Washington Eagleclaw on Dec 4, 2010 4:02 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah. Mine too.
I really like it. It tastes… I dunno, extra brown, I guess.
So just shut your face and take a seat, 'cause after all, you're just talking meat.
by Bucketochicken on Dec 4, 2010 4:30 PM CST up reply actions
That's what my dog says about the poop she eats.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 4, 2010 4:31 PM CST up reply actions
In a perfect world it would be Laphroig Quarter Cask
But the recession hit, I’ve been unemployed for months, and I’m rockin’ Evan Williams green label.
Sorry to hear it
Best of luck in the job search. If you’re ever in Baltimore, I’ve got your whiskey (or scotch) covered.
get heart attacked
at the end of the game and manage to win by 17. good lord.
Blindly Optimistic follower of The Iowa Hawkeyes, San Francisco 49ers, Carolina Hurricanes, and the Charlotte Bobcats.
props to Bryce Cartwright
the only player on our team to shoot decently all game, and from FT.
Blindly Optimistic follower of The Iowa Hawkeyes, San Francisco 49ers, Carolina Hurricanes, and the Charlotte Bobcats.
and the Basa-viour, but
he did not play much.
Blindly Optimistic follower of The Iowa Hawkeyes, San Francisco 49ers, Carolina Hurricanes, and the Charlotte Bobcats.
Iowa hoopyball wins 70-53
If that game was a couch, it would be one of those ugly floral jobs from the 70s.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I have not been able to watch a game yet this year
But I get text updates from TWWL.. It would be nice if we got a win from a team that I understood the abbreviation for. IDST.. Idaho State?
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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Dec 4, 2010 2:35 PM CST up reply actions
While our basketball may not be great...
or even good, at least we are not the Orlando Magic .
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
46,000 Corvallis?
Can you say Jack Trice West?
And that is after they rebuilt an entire sideline grandstand.
The place used to only seat 35,000 until 2005.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Dec 4, 2010 2:36 PM CST up reply actions
STUPID QUESTION: Hoiberg wore #32 at ISU, right?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
You are correct
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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Dec 4, 2010 2:37 PM CST up reply actions
OK, I thought so.
I was trying to figure out why all the ISU students were wearing #32.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Yeah.. I didn't know
but google image search works wonders.
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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Dec 4, 2010 2:39 PM CST up reply actions
Yep.
but I also found a pic of him wearing #40 (maybe temporarily, early in his career?_.
Yet, his retired jersey appears to be 32.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Dec 4, 2010 2:38 PM CST up reply actions
The 40 was to honor Chris Street, I'm 99% sure.
Not sure if ISU still does that. They used to have a player wear #40 in Street’s memory every year.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Yeah, that was always a classy move.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Oregon St. Uni's..
I think I like…. i think
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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Dec 4, 2010 2:38 PM CST reply actions
Those helmets are awesome
THE MOON WALK WAS A HOAX. YOUR POPCORN IS SHIT. JOLLY TIME FOREVER. FUCK PURDUE-RossWB
by Pain in the Sash on Dec 4, 2010 2:39 PM CST up reply actions
Some sort of "Nike Pro Combat" tribute to their 1967 team.
who went 7-2-1, and beat Iowa, USC (10-1), Oregon , Purdue (8-2), Arizona (8-2), and tied UCLA (7-2-1). That year’s OSU squad is apparently known as the “Giant Killers.”
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Dec 4, 2010 2:46 PM CST up reply actions
I would agree...
except for those awful Nike flat black helmets.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Dec 4, 2010 2:39 PM CST up reply actions
One of my friends
Just bought a Harley with the flat black, it has a certain amount of badassery to it.
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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Dec 4, 2010 2:41 PM CST up reply actions
That may be slightly cool on a Harley.
But on a football helmet, I prefer high-gloss black. You know, like this:
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Dec 4, 2010 2:49 PM CST up reply actions
I see Blue
he looks glorious.
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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Dec 4, 2010 2:50 PM CST up reply actions
I really like the flat black helmets
The pretend carbon fiber on Oregon’s not so much.
by Hank Thrasher on Dec 4, 2010 2:52 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
verdict is still out for me
But i’m leaning towards cool on the flat black
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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Dec 4, 2010 2:53 PM CST up reply actions
The matte-black looks great.
As does the rest of the uni. Oregon’s? Eh. Stupid and gimmicky (what? no way!).
So just shut your face and take a seat, 'cause after all, you're just talking meat.
by Bucketochicken on Dec 4, 2010 2:55 PM CST up reply actions
Oregon wore these flat black helmets in a game last year...
only with a yellow O on them. And I thought they looked bad then, too. I have seen 20-year-old charcoal grills that are shinier than these.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Dec 4, 2010 3:00 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah. I like it.
It looks… evil. Badass. Like gun-metal, or dungeon torture shackles. Or… I dunno. They look even more black this way.
So just shut your face and take a seat, 'cause after all, you're just talking meat.
by Bucketochicken on Dec 4, 2010 3:03 PM CST up reply actions
They look like those trendy snowboard/bike helmets.
You know the ones I’m talking about? Minus the stripes.
So what if I tailgate to the NPR jazz station?
Who is everyone going for in these games?
I’m assuming Iowa does not have a rooting interest.. I’m taking the dogs in both.
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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Dec 4, 2010 2:40 PM CST reply actions
I'm rooting for chaos.
So just shut your face and take a seat, 'cause after all, you're just talking meat.
by Bucketochicken on Dec 4, 2010 2:42 PM CST up reply actions
excellent
FUMBLEEEEEEEEE
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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Dec 4, 2010 2:43 PM CST up reply actions
any way oregon st. doesn't lose this game by 30?
by Internet Legend on Dec 4, 2010 2:43 PM CST up reply actions
any way Minny beats Iowa
stay tuned.
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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Dec 4, 2010 2:43 PM CST up reply actions
Thanks for reminding me of the pain
Now if you don’t mind, I’m going to sit in my room and cry while listening to Josh Groban.
by Hank Thrasher on Dec 4, 2010 2:55 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Thanks for reminding me of the pain
Now if you don’t mind, I’m going to sit in my room and cry while listening to Josh Groban.
by Hank Thrasher on Dec 4, 2010 2:55 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
/richrod'd
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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Dec 4, 2010 2:56 PM CST up reply actions
Well, that's a start.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Possibly, yeah
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
I doubt it.
Auburn will go anyway because OMGSEC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
right you are
I can hardly stand watching the pre-game for the SEC championship. Its the MNC.
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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Dec 4, 2010 2:48 PM CST up reply actions
My big problem with a 1 loss Auburn team in the MNC
Is that they wouldn’t have won their conference, but get to play for a national title. I think that is a huge flaw in the current system.
by Hank Thrasher on Dec 4, 2010 3:01 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I agree to an extent
but they have 5 wins over teams currently in the top 25, and they have already beaten SC once.
"There are few things graven in stone, except that you have to squat or you're a pussy." -Mark Rippetoe
And even with a loss
they’d still be the only team in the conference with one loss in conference play.
I think they’d be more deserving than anyone else, but if it were Wisconsin in that situation and Auburn was off this week, I don’t think Wisconsin would get the same benefit.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Probably not
"There are few things graven in stone, except that you have to squat or you're a pussy." -Mark Rippetoe
Craig James and Gary Danielson will cut someone if a 1-loss Auburn doesn't make the title game.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
by RossWB on Dec 4, 2010 2:48 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Craig James enjoys violence...
as long as nobody gets locked in a closet.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Dec 4, 2010 2:50 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I hope so.
That’d be great.
So just shut your face and take a seat, 'cause after all, you're just talking meat.
by Bucketochicken on Dec 4, 2010 2:47 PM CST up reply actions
I think Wisky would represent the big 10 well
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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Dec 4, 2010 2:48 PM CST up reply actions
I don't have cable
So rarely stay current on sports news outside of Iowa… Someone want to give me the footnotes of the cam newton scandal?
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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Dec 4, 2010 2:49 PM CST reply actions
dad sold son for $180,000, which is below SEC market value
so he was ruled eligible
by Internet Legend on Dec 4, 2010 2:50 PM CST up reply actions
so Auburn gave
his dad 180k to convince him to go. Did cam know that his dad was paid for this task?
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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Dec 4, 2010 2:51 PM CST up reply actions
Supposedly no
"There are few things graven in stone, except that you have to squat or you're a pussy." -Mark Rippetoe
really shouldnt matter should it
that has to be a massive recruiting violation on the part of Auburn and they should be punished for it.. no? I mean we got in trouble for having Ashton Kutchner show some bball recruits around.
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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Dec 4, 2010 2:52 PM CST up reply actions
Oh, absolutely
For one, Cam knew damn well what was going on, especially if the phone call to Mississippi State actually happened (apparently he called whoever was recruiting him for them and said he really wanted to go there but “his dad said the money was too good”). I think at the end of the day, the determination was that his dad asked for the money, but did not actually receive it (well, they can’t prove it anyway). I have a feeling the story will change in the not-too-distant future.
"There are few things graven in stone, except that you have to squat or you're a pussy." -Mark Rippetoe
Well . . . all they know is that Cam's dad contacted Mississippi State (not Auburn) asking for money,
ostensibly, without Cam’s knowledge.
Auburn hasn’t been accused of paying Cam’s dad anything, nor of being in those kinds of conversations (but you have to imagine that there were those conversations).
by The Final Gun on Dec 4, 2010 2:55 PM CST up reply actions
that's the issue
NCAA (read: SEC) claims that Cam didn’t know. which, obviously just opens up not just a can of worms but an entire crate of them.
by Internet Legend on Dec 4, 2010 2:53 PM CST up reply actions
On a related note...
Greg McDermott “accidentally” left a briefcase of $250k in Harrison Barnes’s garage. But nobody “knows” about it, so…
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Dec 4, 2010 2:57 PM CST up reply actions
Yea right
like ISU’s athletic department could scrape up that kind of money
"There are few things graven in stone, except that you have to squat or you're a pussy." -Mark Rippetoe
bingo
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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Dec 4, 2010 2:59 PM CST up reply actions
All the bills had Pollard's face on them.
So just shut your face and take a seat, 'cause after all, you're just talking meat.
by Bucketochicken on Dec 4, 2010 3:04 PM CST up reply actions
It was in Chizik nickels
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by Brock8144 on Dec 4, 2010 3:05 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
If he actually did, then it doesn't matter whether Cam knew or not.
Your family gets illegal benefits, you’re fucked. Your family asks for illegal benefits but gets rebuffed, apparently, you’re okay as long as you don’t know about it.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
"Dad sold son"
So now we’re allowed to say the SEC condones slavery?
So what if I tailgate to the NPR jazz station?
Now and forever.
The South Will Rise Again!
/I’m only joking here. Slavery and racism are obviously wrong. I am not KentuckyThunderPussy.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Dec 4, 2010 2:54 PM CST up reply actions
It was a joke
sometimes on this site, posters make jokes.
by Internet Legend on Dec 4, 2010 2:57 PM CST up reply actions
So was mine.
Because we all know the SEC is a professional league anyway.
/notsarcasm
So what if I tailgate to the NPR jazz station?
Do you think Shaq got rich playing in Orlando?
Hardly, he made his fortune moving to L.A. You know how much he makes now?
As much as he made playing in college?
/Baseketballed
by Kinnick Stadium is my Graceland on Dec 4, 2010 3:32 PM CST up reply actions
Basketball? Oh, you mean the one with the baggy shorts and the ball that's orange.
Stupid.
So what if I tailgate to the NPR jazz station?
Basically, as I understand it
his dad asked Mississippi State for money in return for going there, Mississippi State said fuck you, and because the NCAA couldn’t prove that Cam or anyone at Auburn knew or that they actually got any benefits from Auburn, only his dad (and the person at Miss St that was involved) actually get any punishment. So far. It sounds as though the investigation is ongoing still.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
That makes sense
.. about the ongoing investigation, particularly since FBI got involved.
"I'm not a psychopath, Anderson, I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research." - Sherlock Holmes
I think I'm in the minority
but I want to see Auburn-Oregon. Auburn’s season is going to be wiped from the books in about 3 years anyway, and I’m pretty sure Oregon would win somewhat comfortably. Defense would also be optional, obviously.
"There are few things graven in stone, except that you have to squat or you're a pussy." -Mark Rippetoe
Jaquizz
has to be one of the best/worst names ever.
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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Dec 4, 2010 2:55 PM CST reply actions
Gonna go with worst.
Also: Nevada 7 Louisiana Tech 14. Iowa plays Louisiana Tech either next year or the year after. Not sure how those are connected, but it’s true, anyway.
So what if I tailgate to the NPR jazz station?
what I don't get
Is one kid has some bonkers name like Jaquizz, then there’s James.
by Hank Thrasher on Dec 4, 2010 3:02 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Either needs one more or one less 'z'
Can’t decide
by GaryDolphinSafeTuna on Dec 4, 2010 3:06 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
If your going to name a kid
Jacquizz i don’t see why you can’t tack one more z on there.. maybe 2 more.
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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Dec 4, 2010 3:07 PM CST up reply actions
Nevada trailing Louisiana Tech
Letdown much?
"There are few things graven in stone, except that you have to squat or you're a pussy." -Mark Rippetoe
What are they playing for?
Their options are: Poinsettia Bowl (if Navy does not get bowl-eligible), New Mexico Bowl, Hawaii Bowl (which U of Hawaii will probably keep away from them), the Kraft Fight Hunger Bowl in San Francisco.
Crap, Crap, Crap-Crap-Crap.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Dec 4, 2010 3:06 PM CST up reply actions
Yea
but they know that as soon as they lose their first game of the season pretty much, sooo…
"There are few things graven in stone, except that you have to squat or you're a pussy." -Mark Rippetoe
And they did that October 16th in Hawaii.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Dec 4, 2010 3:08 PM CST up reply actions
I'm just saying
they’ve been playing hard since then, using which bowl they’re going to as motivation doesn’t really work.
"There are few things graven in stone, except that you have to squat or you're a pussy." -Mark Rippetoe
True.
I think they were motivated for the Boise game. Who knows what else gets them going. It is Reno, so perhaps dead showgirls? Or this guy:
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Dec 4, 2010 3:20 PM CST up reply actions
Still need to win today to get a share of the WAC title.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Have they worn the same uniforms at all this decade?
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
That's what you get
when you’re Nike’s test factory.
THE MOON WALK WAS A HOAX. YOUR POPCORN IS SHIT. JOLLY TIME FOREVER. FUCK PURDUE-RossWB
by Pain in the Sash on Dec 4, 2010 3:07 PM CST up reply actions
What I think is truly retarded...
Is the player names on the back of the white jerseys, IN WHITE LETTERS!
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Dec 4, 2010 3:09 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah
I noticed that. I was baffled when I saw that.
THE MOON WALK WAS A HOAX. YOUR POPCORN IS SHIT. JOLLY TIME FOREVER. FUCK PURDUE-RossWB
by Pain in the Sash on Dec 4, 2010 3:10 PM CST up reply actions
no; not with 756 different combinations
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
Aaaaaand at about the same time the Beavers score on the Ducks, ISU loses to Cal in hoopyball.
76-73.
LOL.
So just shut your face and take a seat, 'cause after all, you're just talking meat.
Hilton Magic!
Keeler spent the entire second half bitching about the refs on Twitter, again successfully setting the profession of sportswriter back about 15 years.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
Just read any three of his articles, blogposts, or anything else.
And you will quickly see for yourself.
And yet somehow, the guy maintains employment with the largest newspaper in the state of Iowa. Baffling.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Dec 4, 2010 3:18 PM CST up reply actions
It's a newspaper
nobody reads it anyway
"There are few things graven in stone, except that you have to squat or you're a pussy." -Mark Rippetoe
So...
with as much as Keeler has set that profession back, they are still writing articles on the same press as the Gutenberg Bible, right?
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Dec 4, 2010 3:10 PM CST up reply actions
They're having some issues now that they're done with the Sisters of the Poor portion of their schedule.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Good lord
What happened to Vern Lundquist’s head? It’s hugemungous.
by GaryDolphinSafeTuna on Dec 4, 2010 3:08 PM CST via mobile reply actions
The Denny's Grand Slam happened
For about 25 years.
That or encephallitis.
The Daily Norseman
Off Tackle Empire
SB Nation Minnesota
"A parent's only as good as their dumbest kid. If one wins a Nobel Prize but the other gets robbed by a hooker, you failed."
He has had some problems reasoning.
Encephalitis sounds likely enough.
So what if I tailgate to the NPR jazz station?
You try not getting a big head...
after still being in love with Clark Kellogg after all these years.
/this is not an anti-gay joke, please don’t ban me.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Dec 4, 2010 3:13 PM CST up reply actions
He's the Morley Safer of sports broadcasting.
So just shut your face and take a seat, 'cause after all, you're just talking meat.
by Bucketochicken on Dec 4, 2010 3:13 PM CST up reply actions
You have one of my favorite usernames on this entire site.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
What about mine!?!?
/sad panda
"There are few things graven in stone, except that you have to squat or you're a pussy." -Mark Rippetoe
I already explained this to you
and gave you permission to have an awesome name.
THE MOON WALK WAS A HOAX. YOUR POPCORN IS SHIT. JOLLY TIME FOREVER. FUCK PURDUE-RossWB
by Pain in the Sash on Dec 4, 2010 3:19 PM CST up reply actions
I know I know
but this one is SO much cooler!
"There are few things graven in stone, except that you have to squat or you're a pussy." -Mark Rippetoe
I agree with this thing that YOU have said here.
Dammit.
So just shut your face and take a seat, 'cause after all, you're just talking meat.
by Bucketochicken on Dec 4, 2010 3:17 PM CST up reply actions
It's Knuckle-Kick Time
Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"
I just got a close up of Oregon's helmets
didn’t notice the striping at first. I can actually stand those more than most of their others
THE MOON WALK WAS A HOAX. YOUR POPCORN IS SHIT. JOLLY TIME FOREVER. FUCK PURDUE-RossWB
by Pain in the Sash on Dec 4, 2010 3:09 PM CST reply actions
Not sure if I like them
Or if I just hate them less than all their other uniforms.
by GaryDolphinSafeTuna on Dec 4, 2010 3:15 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Yeah
same here.
THE MOON WALK WAS A HOAX. YOUR POPCORN IS SHIT. JOLLY TIME FOREVER. FUCK PURDUE-RossWB
by Pain in the Sash on Dec 4, 2010 3:16 PM CST up reply actions
I will give them minor credit...
that they did not incorporate any neon yellow.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Dec 4, 2010 3:16 PM CST up reply actions
I agree, with this thing you have said here.
So just shut your face and take a seat, 'cause after all, you're just talking meat.
by Bucketochicken on Dec 4, 2010 3:16 PM CST up reply actions
Oops. Reply fail.
Farts.
So just shut your face and take a seat, 'cause after all, you're just talking meat.
by Bucketochicken on Dec 4, 2010 3:17 PM CST up reply actions
KOK would NEVER go for it on 4th down in the first quarter.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
If Oregon State could tackle
they’d be good. Bad ass throwbacks, though.
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That whole PAT play and the aftermath was a huge clusterf***.
While Iowa has blown some kicks this year, I am proud we never look like that.
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by WaterlooChazz on Dec 4, 2010 3:15 PM CST up reply actions
If there is Karma
Cam Newton will be solely responsible for Auburn losing today. Three picks and three lost fumbles would be sweet.
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Nice try on that lateral, there, gentlemen.
Oregon State remains ahead, though.
So what if I tailgate to the NPR jazz station?
I like Oregon State's uniforms.
I hope Iowa uses the matte black helmets when we do our Nike Pro Combat uniforms
I hate you.
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by WaterlooChazz on Dec 4, 2010 3:15 PM CST up reply actions
Chazz likes the feathered jerseys and the crackhawk.
His opinions on fashion are best ignored.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Oh how I hate the crackhawk
A place at the Coral Ridge mall still sells apparel with the crackhawk on it. I shudder every time I see it.
by Bryce Carlson on Dec 4, 2010 3:24 PM CST up reply actions
Can we pass a law that Nike Pro Combat Uniforms may not be issued
for Ohio State, ever again?
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I like most of them
but I agree about OSU
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please
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I actually wouldn't mind matte black helmets
if the stripe and tiger hawk were still glossy
I like the helmets
I would not like them in Iowa City.
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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Dec 4, 2010 3:35 PM CST up reply actions
Wow, Auburn up 7-0 already
Holy crap. Best championship money can buy.
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Pretty tough to play defense
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Lattimore should have a big day today
that kid is a beast
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That kid is exciting to watch
I wonder if anyone will take a chance on him in the draft
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Something tells me
he will be like Dexter McCluster if he goes to the pros. Strictly returns or gadgets plays.
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 4, 2010 3:22 PM CST up reply actions
Chiefs use McCluster on offense at times.
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Yeah.
and he’s pretty effective at times. I don’t think he, like Rogers, has the body to be a full-timer in the pros.
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 4, 2010 3:26 PM CST up reply actions
Rogers is stout
Pretty sure he’s at least listed around 195. Which, at 5’7" is pretty damn solid.
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Yeah it is
I would really want to see him become a good pro player and hopefully his quickness will get him a good look.
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 4, 2010 3:28 PM CST up reply actions
Yea
I still don’t envision him as a full-time player, but I think he can handle more than he’s given credit for
"There are few things graven in stone, except that you have to squat or you're a pussy." -Mark Rippetoe
Something tells me he would be lethal
on 3rd and medium draw plays.
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 4, 2010 3:30 PM CST up reply actions
I could see that
Used correctly, he could be effective while at the same time not getting killed.
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I wouldn't say strictly
There is a reasonable expectation in KC that McCluster grows into a good slot WR.
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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Dec 4, 2010 3:24 PM CST up reply actions
Good God, Katz is awful
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SCar is slowly
Annihilating Auburn’s resident oilspill dumpster fire clusterfuck defense unruly mob.
So what if I tailgate to the NPR jazz station?
Auburn's defense is terrible
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Well, Michigan has set the standard
for that type of thing, so yeah, you are right.
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TD Gamecocks
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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Dec 4, 2010 3:26 PM CST reply actions
So we could say the cocks put it in?
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I missed the TD; was it a thrust or a plunge?
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Neither
it was sneaky
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Quick strike
It was over before Auburn knew what happened, but they assured SC that everything would be okay, while all the while SC swore up and down that had NEVER happened before.
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Is anyone else
bothered by Garcia’s lack of a neck?
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 4, 2010 3:31 PM CST reply actions
It didn't seem to hinder Dan Fouts's abilities.
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by WaterlooChazz on Dec 4, 2010 3:35 PM CST up reply actions
Is it me, or does Jacquizz Rogers, with his diminutive size
and extra big helmet, look like Gazoo from the Flintstones?
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This.
Or… Jacquizz, James and LaMichael James =
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by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 4, 2010 3:36 PM CST up reply actions
You idiot
that’s Michigan’s secondary.
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 4, 2010 3:37 PM CST up reply actions
I thought it was their end of year banquet
Youuuuuu raise me uuup….
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I love homonym with sugar on it!
Wait…hominy, HOMINY.
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Homonyms?
I remember studying about them in an anthropology class.
/sarcasm font.
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by WaterlooChazz on Dec 4, 2010 3:52 PM CST up reply actions
Flag for porn
Well, isn't what LeBron did last night the living embodiment of The Secret, leaving millions on the table and turning himself into a hometown villain, all for the sake of winning?
Neil Paine, basketball-reference.com
by snley on Dec 4, 2010 3:53 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
The Powdepuff Girls get shit done.
That’s way too kind to Michigan… I was thinking something more like…
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by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 4, 2010 3:39 PM CST up reply actions
Is that Jordan Kovacs in the middle?
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by WaterlooChazz on Dec 4, 2010 3:41 PM CST up reply actions
Flanked by Obi Ezeh and Cam Gordon.
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by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 4, 2010 3:47 PM CST up reply actions
Oh
I thought those were the 3 head candidates for the Indiana job.
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 4, 2010 3:41 PM CST up reply actions
Or Minnesota
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I. Fucking. Loved. That. Show.
Ed, Ed, N’ Eddy was second only to Courage the Cowardly Dog (in my humble opinion, of course).
So what if I tailgate to the NPR jazz station?
Do they play a 3-derp coverage?
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LaGarrotte Blount is the angry one
Because, you know.
(Yes, I know he doesn’t play for Oregon anymore).
So what if I tailgate to the NPR jazz station?
Still one of my favorite moments last year.
Byron Hout’s middle name is Bag of Dicks.
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by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 4, 2010 3:39 PM CST up reply actions
DOWN GOES BAG OF DICKS!
DOWN GOES BAG OF DICKS!
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That's what Peter North said.
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by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 4, 2010 3:41 PM CST up reply actions
Raise your hand if saw that Fake FG coming?
Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"
Ok
I didn’t think it was possible to have a smaller kicker than Kaeding. But Oregon St proved me wrong.
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 4, 2010 3:34 PM CST reply actions
Have you seen Michigan's kicker?
Of course you haven’t, because they don’t have one!!
THank you, thank you, I’ll be here all week. Please tip the veal and try your waitress…
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Is Kaeding really that small?
He is allegedly 6-0 and 187 lbs.
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by WaterlooChazz on Dec 4, 2010 3:38 PM CST up reply actions
I don't know
he always looked tiny to me. But then again 6 ft 187 is small standing behind 9 of the biggest guys on your team
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 4, 2010 3:39 PM CST up reply actions
Speaking of Kaeding...
Short’s still fucking pwns. Had the bacon/sauteed mushroom/blue cheese spread burger last night. Twas divine.
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by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 4, 2010 3:51 PM CST up reply actions
Hell of a run by Newton there
"There are few things graven in stone, except that you have to squat or you're a pussy." -Mark Rippetoe
I haven't seen those big ass Auburn numbers since the 2nd grade.
The teacher didn’t use them to call in plays, however. Did Cheeshick use that at iowa state?
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
I was surprised to hear they use colors to
I thought learning colors was post graduate work at Auburn
Well, isn't what LeBron did last night the living embodiment of The Secret, leaving millions on the table and turning himself into a hometown villain, all for the sake of winning?
Neil Paine, basketball-reference.com
colors are not introduced until the 500 level, so your right.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
Does anyone know
if that’s Dennis Leary narrating the F-150 commercials. Kind of sounds like him only less angry.
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 4, 2010 3:36 PM CST reply actions
Yes, it is.
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by WaterlooChazz on Dec 4, 2010 3:36 PM CST up reply actions
It is.
His voice just exudes douchebaggery. Although, I must say, he’s one of my favorite douchebags.
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by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 4, 2010 3:37 PM CST up reply actions
Rescue Me is awesome though
"There are few things graven in stone, except that you have to squat or you're a pussy." -Mark Rippetoe
I still watch it.
But I think it has gone way downhill since the first season or three.
Then again, I think you could say that about many/most TV shows.
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by WaterlooChazz on Dec 4, 2010 3:39 PM CST up reply actions
Terrific show.
Hard to watch at times, for all the awful decisions Tommy makes.
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by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 4, 2010 3:40 PM CST up reply actions
It is.
If you’re a fan I recommend his book ‘Why we suck’
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I really want to read it
They had a free half hour audio clip on itunes and I loved it. His rant on Oprah is magical.
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 4, 2010 3:44 PM CST up reply actions
actually, that's a decent play @KOK
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
Auburn Tigers
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/Saban spontaneously combusts.
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by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 4, 2010 3:42 PM CST up reply actions
/The rest of college football rejoices
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i see what you did there
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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Dec 4, 2010 3:43 PM CST up reply actions
FUCK YES FOOD
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by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 4, 2010 3:44 PM CST reply actions
okay...
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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Dec 4, 2010 3:44 PM CST up reply actions
You missed it.
What-His-Name’s respective college town food segment on ABC.
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by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 4, 2010 3:46 PM CST up reply actions
ahhh..
i did… went over to the other game, don’t think OSU is going to stay in it.
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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Dec 4, 2010 3:47 PM CST up reply actions
Chip's kids are just too fast.
Fucking track stars.
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by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 4, 2010 3:50 PM CST up reply actions
Ok. I need an opinion
Disturbed and Korn the 15th of Jan in DSM or Ozzy w/ Slash the 16th in Omaha?
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 4, 2010 3:47 PM CST reply actions
Ozzy and Slash.
A close second would be jumping off a tall bridge.
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by WaterlooChazz on Dec 4, 2010 3:48 PM CST up reply actions
I knew you would have the most honest opinion
I’ll probably do the Disturbed one just because of travel and time issues.
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 4, 2010 3:49 PM CST up reply actions
I actually once like Ozzy.
But have trouble supporting anything he does since he brought his horribly-annoying family into the media spotlight.
Slash is cool.
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by WaterlooChazz on Dec 4, 2010 3:54 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah.
He’s the only reason It’s still a debate for me.
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 4, 2010 3:55 PM CST up reply actions
Disturbed and Korn
Ozzy is done. Went to Ozzfest like 5 years ago and we left about 3 songs into Ozzy’s set.
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Additionally
Disturbed and Korn were both there. And fucking rocked. As you may have guessed.
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I've seen both on 2 occasions
and each time has gotten better. I also hear a rumor (it’s strictly a rumor) that Head might rejoin Korn in ’11. I saw some live vids of a recent Ozzy concert and he looked lost.
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 4, 2010 3:51 PM CST up reply actions
But it doesn't sound like it
his “band” is releasing a CD in early ’11
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 4, 2010 3:53 PM CST up reply actions
It's not about Ozzy anymore.
Gus G is fucking amazing. I know it’s blasphemy, but he blows the one-trick-pony Zakk out of the water. Anybody with talent can make a squeal sound cool.
Oh, and Ozzy loves that Japanese kid. Gotta love that.
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by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 4, 2010 3:54 PM CST up reply actions
I love BLS
And I liked what he did for Ozzy. But I think it’s at the point where Ozzy is the low part of his own band.
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 4, 2010 3:57 PM CST up reply actions
Agreed.
Zakk Wylde sucks.
So just shut your face and take a seat, 'cause after all, you're just talking meat.
by Bucketochicken on Dec 4, 2010 4:33 PM CST up reply actions
He still hates the haters, even in triage.
That’s like… two inches from taint, by the way.
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by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 4, 2010 4:34 PM CST up reply actions
I don't know which is more out of place: the gown or the panty hose.
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by WaterlooChazz on Dec 4, 2010 4:49 PM CST up reply actions
Unless your into heroin and chicks that don't shower
I’d go for The Prince of Darkness.
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by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 4, 2010 3:49 PM CST up reply actions
What about chicks on heroin who only occasionally shower?
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by WaterlooChazz on Dec 4, 2010 3:59 PM CST up reply actions
I see your Kate Moss and raise you...
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by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 4, 2010 4:01 PM CST up reply actions
Yuck
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 4, 2010 4:02 PM CST up reply actions
@Smokin' Herb...
I though we said “heroin”. Not “heroin, acid, meth, booze, peyote, ludes, lubes, mescalin, and some sort of fish paralyzer.”
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by WaterlooChazz on Dec 4, 2010 4:11 PM CST up reply actions
You forgot horse tranquilizers.
But yeah, otherwise, apologies for the omissions.
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by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 4, 2010 4:13 PM CST up reply actions
Ew.
Neither.
So just shut your face and take a seat, 'cause after all, you're just talking meat.
by Bucketochicken on Dec 4, 2010 4:32 PM CST up reply actions
nice.
go back to columbia and get your shit screwed on straight.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
Ruh-roh, Raggy.
Oregon misses FG. OSU is buckling down in the red zone but i’d still be shocked if they kept this close.
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by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 4, 2010 4:00 PM CST reply actions
Chip Kelly
Still comes off as a dick.
by Kinnick Stadium is my Graceland on Dec 4, 2010 4:00 PM CST reply actions
I think that's a requirement
of top teams in the Pac 10.
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 4, 2010 4:05 PM CST up reply actions
*Top teams in the country.
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by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 4, 2010 4:06 PM CST up reply actions
Get real.
Plenty of sh!tty teams in the Pac 10 have douches as coaches, as well. Don’t forget about this guy:
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by WaterlooChazz on Dec 4, 2010 4:09 PM CST up reply actions
Well I was going to say the Pac 10
but I like the guy from Washington and the OSU guy seems alright.
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 4, 2010 4:11 PM CST up reply actions
I like Sarkisian.
Mainly cause his DC/Assistant HC Nick Holt looks like a former WWF World Champion.
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by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 4, 2010 4:18 PM CST up reply actions
IT'S TRUE, IT'S DAMN TRUE
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
OH MY GAWD, THE ANKLE LOCK!!!
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by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 4, 2010 4:19 PM CST up reply actions
THE THREE I'S!
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I loved it when the YOU SUCK chant started
during his entrance theme.
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by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 4, 2010 4:24 PM CST up reply actions
Yes, that was excellent.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
And Oregon just misses a FG end end the half.
Whoever had Oregon up by 2 scores at theh half wins the pool.
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isn't this the stephen garcia that was bitch made in the
2009 Outback Bowl?
where’s SMELLEY COCK?
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
thanks for stopping by Auburn 21/ smelley cock7
end of the 1st qtr
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
I believe Smelley graduated a year or two ago. Or at least is no longer on the team.
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by WaterlooChazz on Dec 4, 2010 4:05 PM CST up reply actions
Perhaps the University of Smelly Cocks could have used a bit of lysol this half.
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that goes without saying.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
Baltimore is preparing for the arrival of Roethlisberger
Well, isn't what LeBron did last night the living embodiment of The Secret, leaving millions on the table and turning himself into a hometown villain, all for the sake of winning?
Neil Paine, basketball-reference.com
+1 to Baltimore.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 4, 2010 4:18 PM CST up reply actions
OK:
here’s more of those Very confusing Colors & Numbers.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
USC ball. Wooo!
ole ball coach, bring out something special. maybe a RB screen or a tunnel screen for 6.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
F#ck. auburn pick.
JFG, nice job. Garcia = JC6?
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
Nope.
Here’s the ball back, Aubie.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Dec 4, 2010 4:20 PM CST up reply actions
if auburn scores 6, this game is over.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
Now there's the Stephen Garcia I remember.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Good play, bad play...
doesn’t matter. Still looks like he belongs in Miami Vice.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 4, 2010 4:22 PM CST up reply actions
When Smelley wears a pastel shirt:
it is just too funny.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Dec 4, 2010 4:28 PM CST up reply actions
How have I not seen that before...
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 4, 2010 4:30 PM CST up reply actions
Turf burn: it'll hurt more in the shower than during the game.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
Cam Newton is so slimey...
that even band-aids won’t stick to him.
LOL
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
Plz tell me they said that...
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 4, 2010 4:22 PM CST up reply actions
No.
They said he didn’t have time for the trainers to put a band-aid on him with the quick interception.
But I said it, and I never lie.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Dec 4, 2010 4:25 PM CST up reply actions
Chazz
I really think you’ll appreciate these if you haven’t seen them.
http://friendsoftheprogram.net/2010/11/10/the-100-offenses-of-cam-newton/
THE MOON WALK WAS A HOAX. YOUR POPCORN IS SHIT. JOLLY TIME FOREVER. FUCK PURDUE-RossWB
by Pain in the Sash on Dec 4, 2010 4:23 PM CST up reply actions
wow
“Cam Newton is bangin’ your girl right now.”
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
Thanks, Pain in the Sash.
Since we are in the Christmas season, I’ll say this one is my favorite:
“Cam Newton gave picture books to blind kids for Christmas; the deaf kids got iPods.”
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Dec 4, 2010 4:26 PM CST up reply actions
Another good one:
“Cam Newton makes Michael Vick look like Sarah McLachlan.”
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Dec 4, 2010 4:30 PM CST up reply actions
what times is the Sparty destruction @ Carver?
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7 PM.
By the way, last night’s meet was fantastic. Ballweg’s match against Chris Drouin (#9) was the highlight… beat him in the last 20 seconds after scrambling and came out with the takedown to win 3-1. McD and DSJ looked fantastic, and Ramos was the most surprising. Great meet all around. And there were a handful of Kevin Jackson meltdowns, which are always entertaining.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 4, 2010 4:27 PM CST up reply actions
did you go to the beat down last nite?
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
i'm excited about DSJ's potential.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
Yezzir.
The highlight was Ballweg, but it was cool to see Gable introduced for the unveiling of the Gable Traveling Trophy (which will be battled for every year from here to eternity during the annual UofI-ISU meet).
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 4, 2010 4:32 PM CST up reply actions
Is this the trophy?
/turns off smelley cock for Ducks/ Beavers
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
It hasn't been made yet.
I suppose unveiling was a misleading word to use. And god that is a suggestive pose, even for a wrestling trophy.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 4, 2010 4:36 PM CST up reply actions
looking at the trophy, that guy on the bottom better do something, or he'll get hit with a stalling warning
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
In that case, he must be an Okie.
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by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 4, 2010 4:41 PM CST up reply actions
Okie State?
John Smith teaches that, i’m sure.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
That's just... wow
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
i did a google search, feel free to remove the photo; Ross
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
No, it's just... surprising
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
No. That is the Ace & Gary Trophy.
/again, not an anti-gay joke. Just a joke against using the above trophy.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Dec 4, 2010 4:38 PM CST up reply actions
i'll have to look for Ballweg highlights on the interwebs. alot of work to get back to the top, and don't think that will stop Brands & Co.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
Oregon's offense not looking very impressive today
Well, isn't what LeBron did last night the living embodiment of The Secret, leaving millions on the table and turning himself into a hometown villain, all for the sake of winning?
Neil Paine, basketball-reference.com
But a nice fake punt helps
Well, isn't what LeBron did last night the living embodiment of The Secret, leaving millions on the table and turning himself into a hometown villain, all for the sake of winning?
Neil Paine, basketball-reference.com
Ok, srsly.
What the fuck does “natural cut fries” mean?
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 4, 2010 4:42 PM CST reply actions
They actually cut french fries from potatoes instead of smashing potatoes into a press to look like french fries
Well, isn't what LeBron did last night the living embodiment of The Secret, leaving millions on the table and turning himself into a hometown villain, all for the sake of winning?
Neil Paine, basketball-reference.com
That's what I was hoping for.
THEY CUT THE FRIES WITH THE FRIES.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 4, 2010 4:44 PM CST up reply actions
i had some yesterday, they are straight cut, not crinkle cut. no salt (it comes on the side) and one side of the fry still has potato skin on it. not too bad.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
They most definitely come with the salt on them.
Just finished mine.
by Bryce Carlson on Dec 4, 2010 5:02 PM CST up reply actions
It's supposed to be sea salt.
Unless you’re not talking about Wendy’s fries.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Dec 4, 2010 5:18 PM CST up reply actions
I didn't use any of it, it came in a separate container.
Thanks 4 the heads up.
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DONG
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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Dec 4, 2010 4:46 PM CST up reply actions
OH SNAP JACQUIZZ.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 4, 2010 4:47 PM CST reply actions
no shit.
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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Dec 4, 2010 4:47 PM CST up reply actions
Ryan Katz is like Nuke LaLoosh
“You couldn’t hit water if you jumped out of a fuckin’ boat.”
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 4, 2010 4:51 PM CST reply actions
Report: Air Force says Iowa Football flyover may have been too low.
http://wcfcourier.com/news/local/article_daf79ce6-ffa5-11df-ba4a-001cc4c03286.html
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
i read that yesterday on hawkcentral.com
could someone get busted for that?
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
If I had to guess...
with the way our military needs everyone it has right about now, maybe the lead pilot gets some de-merit points or loses a rank. Probably nothing big, if I had to guess.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Dec 4, 2010 4:54 PM CST up reply actions
Nice to see the underdogs keeping both games interesting
Well, isn't what LeBron did last night the living embodiment of The Secret, leaving millions on the table and turning himself into a hometown villain, all for the sake of winning?
Neil Paine, basketball-reference.com
Is there going to be a Iowa vs Michigan State wrestling thread?
i really enjoyed the one yesterday
by justsomehawkeyefan on Dec 4, 2010 4:58 PM CST reply actions
We'll do a separate thread for that and the night games, I think.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
What happened to last night's open thread?
It disappeared!
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
I just removed it from the front page for housekeeping reasons.
You can still get to it via the Archives link.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Any major changes since last night?
Or are we still going to the Insight and KOK will be coaching Indiana?
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Today the hot rumor was a plane from Jacksonville being in Iowa City, supposedly.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I still think the main downside of not having Florida or LSU in the SEC finals is
That you don’t get the crowd shots of their hot female fans. I really miss them
god damn auburn why did you have to catch that
by clay-born to party on Dec 4, 2010 5:02 PM CST reply actions
Wow
backwards Karma
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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Dec 4, 2010 5:02 PM CST reply actions
Almost every team just takes a knee there to safely take the lead into the half instead of launching a hail mary.
We sure would have taken a knee. Just something interesting to me. Sometimes a tiny risk can pay off huge. That could end up being the play that wins them the National Championship if they win this game by 7 or less.
love it or leave it.
That's the kind of stuff I'd like to see from Kirk
I don’t think the offense or defense need a complete revamp or heads need to roll. Just take some chances and play to win. Definitely not a new sentiment around here
Well, isn't what LeBron did last night the living embodiment of The Secret, leaving millions on the table and turning himself into a hometown villain, all for the sake of winning?
Neil Paine, basketball-reference.com
Exactly what I'm saying.
I agree I hope we can see a little more of this type of killer instinct in years to come. Instead of the same old ‘play not to lose’ crap that IS causing us to lose lately.
love it or leave it.
Beavers FG attempt. 22 yds. Good
ducks 23
beavers 13
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did anyone see that half time thing in the sec champ game? the girl won like 125,000 bucks just to throw a couple balls through a hole and she threw it like a chest pass in basketball
by clay-born to party on Dec 4, 2010 5:08 PM CST reply actions
Now thats original
using a traffic cone for a megaphone,,,, the pac 10 aint pretty but it sure gets style points
If Sarah Palin were any smarter rocks would be in trouble
is it me?
or does Oregon State look like the fighting Ilinini teams of the 60’s? I am flashbacking on Butkus for no reason at all?
If Sarah Palin were any smarter rocks would be in trouble
'How do you keep the pedal on the gas?" Sideline reporters, well worth the money
Well, isn't what LeBron did last night the living embodiment of The Secret, leaving millions on the table and turning himself into a hometown villain, all for the sake of winning?
Neil Paine, basketball-reference.com
Was just about to say South Carolina had a nice drive going.
And then Garcia gets sacked on first down.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
And then Stephen Garcia bounce passes the ball.
While Gary Danielson rambles about the “airflow inside” making players more winded. Uh, OK.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Aaaand another good South Carolina drive goes for nothing.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Jesse Palmer just said that
Auburn has shown incredible resiliance this year…they were down in 8 of their 12 wins…something like 6 times down by double digits and came back to win.
Iowa does that in 2009 and we’re lucky. Auburn does it with the highest paid QB in the NCAA second highest paid QB in the NCAA (forgot about Pryor for a second) and they are resiliant. Personally I think that what they are is the 2nd best football team in their own state.
jesse palmer is not the font of all knowledge
and its a real shame they are going to give him the heisman,,,
but then again, that little trophy is the professional moral equivelant of the kiss of death so maybe he deserves that as a just reward
If Sarah Palin were any smarter rocks would be in trouble
HoyaGoon would be proud...
as unranked NC State is putting up a fight in the second half at 7th-rated Syracuse in basketball on ESPN2.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
Anybody pay to watch the bball game today?
If so…how’d we look?
According to the box score it would seem that we were all over the offensive rebounds…Basabe is getting less and less minutes which are mostly going to McCabe. Gatens is the only one who doesn’t realize that his hand/wrist is affecting his shooting (seriously…1-10 from 3). Cully Payne may have lost his job to injury/his injury happened to occur at about the moment Cartwright was going to take over the spot anyway.
Ok so I pretty much answered my own question…anything I missed?
I wish everyone would lay of Gatens,,,
hes coming back from an injury, he is the best they have and after three years of watching out for the yellow snow the Hawks are fun to watch,,,,
If Sarah Palin were any smarter rocks would be in trouble
I really like Gatens
but his hand has been noticably bothering him during games and 1-10 from behind the arc is pretty bad. Maybe a lot of those were late in the shot clock…nothing happening…throw something up shots…but that’s not supposed to be happening as much anymore.
We have to let him shoot his way back into a rhythm during the non-conference.
And also hope he continues to do as much defending as possible.
Once the Big Ten season comes, he’ll still play plenty and probably start, but if we are successful at running-and-gunning, then we don’t need to stop and set up plays for him in my opinion.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Dec 4, 2010 6:27 PM CST up reply actions
I missed the game...
but it sounded like we really struggled from about the late first half on well into the second half. Many people in the open thread at that time referred to it as “sloppy.” Brommer apparently can not make FTs. I can’t remember if it was today’s game or one earlier in the week that somebody noted McCabe’s outlet pass abilities, so perhaps we will be able to do more transition running (maybe we already are doing a ton, I’m not sure).
I am going to Tuesday’s game at Carver vs. UNI, so I’ll finally see Iowa up close. I have been at UNI games a couple of times this season already (once in an exhibition, once against North Dakota, whose coach is former Alford assistant Brian Jones), and I’d probably favor UNI for now. Yet, it should be an interesting game.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Dec 4, 2010 6:24 PM CST up reply actions
McCabe has started to look noticeably competent.
He’s essentially getting starter’s minutes…and I wouldn’t be surprised to see him crack the starting 5 soon considering that he can play a multitude of positions and Fran has been speaking highly of him as of late.
I ponied up for the month pass to the stream for wrestling, so I tuned in the b-ball game too.
Good start, good finish, pretty lousy in the middle. Defense got really lazy and the offense took a lot of bad shots. Not pretty.
Basabe needs more minutes. Cartwright looked good, ditto McCabe. I imagine the idea was for Gatens to shoot his way out of this slump, but oof… it’s ugly to watch.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
NIGHT THREAD
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