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CHAMPIONSHIP EVENING OPEN THREAD: IT'S KNUCKLE PUCK TIME!


The main event may be later, but the BCS National Championship participants will be decided in the next few hours:

2:30 -- Oregon at Oregon State (ABC)
3:00 -- Auburn vs. South Carolina (SEC Championship, CBS)

For those who prefer their sports indoors, Duke-Butler hoops is now on ESPN, Alabama-OMHR Purdue basketball on ESPN 2 at 2:30.  Same rules as before.  Thread open below the jump.

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GO BEAVERS GO COCKS BCS CHAOS HOORAY!

Eh, actually I don’t really give a fuck; carry on.


So just shut your face and take a seat, 'cause after all, you're just talking meat.

by Bucketochicken on Dec 4, 2010 2:20 PM CST reply actions  

I'm still waiting for Jesse Palmer to give John Saunders a rose

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Patrick Vint on Dec 4, 2010 2:21 PM CST reply actions  

Everyone rooting for S. Carolina?

What are in Iowa’s interests tonight? Also, I just Maygasm’d.

by stewartom on Dec 4, 2010 2:21 PM CST reply actions  

We're 7-5

Our interest is to see the bottom of the whiskey bottle by the end of the night.

by Nefarious on Dec 4, 2010 2:24 PM CST up reply actions  

In that case, what's your poison?

I’ve got Basil Hayden’s, Bulleit, and an incredible single-barrel that I picked up in KY over Thanksgiving.

by stewartom on Dec 4, 2010 2:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Mmmmmm... Bulleit.


So just shut your face and take a seat, 'cause after all, you're just talking meat.

by Bucketochicken on Dec 4, 2010 2:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Just found Bulleit

At my local Spec’s it was going for cheaper than Jack Daniels so I says “what the hell” and damn. That’s a good pour. Bottle seems to have a hole in it though…

by George Washington Eagleclaw on Dec 4, 2010 4:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah. Mine too.

I really like it. It tastes… I dunno, extra brown, I guess.


So just shut your face and take a seat, 'cause after all, you're just talking meat.

by Bucketochicken on Dec 4, 2010 4:30 PM CST up reply actions  

In a perfect world it would be Laphroig Quarter Cask

But the recession hit, I’ve been unemployed for months, and I’m rockin’ Evan Williams green label.

by Nefarious on Dec 4, 2010 2:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Sorry to hear it

Best of luck in the job search. If you’re ever in Baltimore, I’ve got your whiskey (or scotch) covered.

by stewartom on Dec 4, 2010 2:58 PM CST up reply actions  

get heart attacked

at the end of the game and manage to win by 17. good lord.

Blindly Optimistic follower of The Iowa Hawkeyes, San Francisco 49ers, Carolina Hurricanes, and the Charlotte Bobcats.

by HAWKEYESBABY on Dec 4, 2010 2:22 PM CST reply actions  

props to Bryce Cartwright

the only player on our team to shoot decently all game, and from FT.

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by HAWKEYESBABY on Dec 4, 2010 2:23 PM CST reply actions  

and the Basa-viour, but

he did not play much.

Blindly Optimistic follower of The Iowa Hawkeyes, San Francisco 49ers, Carolina Hurricanes, and the Charlotte Bobcats.

by HAWKEYESBABY on Dec 4, 2010 2:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Iowa hoopyball wins 70-53

If that game was a couch, it would be one of those ugly floral jobs from the 70s.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 4, 2010 2:23 PM CST reply actions  

I have not been able to watch a game yet this year

But I get text updates from TWWL.. It would be nice if we got a win from a team that I understood the abbreviation for. IDST.. Idaho State?

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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Dec 4, 2010 2:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Yessir.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 4, 2010 2:38 PM CST up reply actions  

While our basketball may not be great...

or even good, at least we are not the Orlando Magic .

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Dec 4, 2010 2:27 PM CST reply actions  

And that is after they rebuilt an entire sideline grandstand.

The place used to only seat 35,000 until 2005.

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by WaterlooChazz on Dec 4, 2010 2:36 PM CST up reply actions  

STUPID QUESTION: Hoiberg wore #32 at ISU, right?

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 4, 2010 2:33 PM CST reply actions  

You are correct

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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Dec 4, 2010 2:37 PM CST up reply actions  

OK, I thought so.

I was trying to figure out why all the ISU students were wearing #32.

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by RossWB on Dec 4, 2010 2:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah.. I didn't know

but google image search works wonders.

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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Dec 4, 2010 2:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep.

but I also found a pic of him wearing #40 (maybe temporarily, early in his career?_.

Yet, his retired jersey appears to be 32.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

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by WaterlooChazz on Dec 4, 2010 2:38 PM CST up reply actions  

The 40 was to honor Chris Street, I'm 99% sure.

Not sure if ISU still does that. They used to have a player wear #40 in Street’s memory every year.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 4, 2010 2:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, that was always a classy move.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 4, 2010 2:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Oregon St. Uni's..

I think I like…. i think

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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Dec 4, 2010 2:38 PM CST reply actions  

Those helmets are awesome

THE MOON WALK WAS A HOAX. YOUR POPCORN IS SHIT. JOLLY TIME FOREVER. FUCK PURDUE-RossWB

by Pain in the Sash on Dec 4, 2010 2:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Some sort of "Nike Pro Combat" tribute to their 1967 team.

who went 7-2-1, and beat Iowa, USC (10-1), Oregon , Purdue (8-2), Arizona (8-2), and tied UCLA (7-2-1). That year’s OSU squad is apparently known as the “Giant Killers.”

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Dec 4, 2010 2:46 PM CST up reply actions  

I would agree...

except for those awful Nike flat black helmets.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Dec 4, 2010 2:39 PM CST up reply actions  

One of my friends

Just bought a Harley with the flat black, it has a certain amount of badassery to it.

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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Dec 4, 2010 2:41 PM CST up reply actions  

That may be slightly cool on a Harley.

But on a football helmet, I prefer high-gloss black. You know, like this:

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by WaterlooChazz on Dec 4, 2010 2:49 PM CST up reply actions  

I see Blue

he looks glorious.

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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Dec 4, 2010 2:50 PM CST up reply actions  

I really like the flat black helmets

The pretend carbon fiber on Oregon’s not so much.

by Hank Thrasher on Dec 4, 2010 2:52 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

verdict is still out for me

But i’m leaning towards cool on the flat black

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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Dec 4, 2010 2:53 PM CST up reply actions  

The matte-black looks great.

As does the rest of the uni. Oregon’s? Eh. Stupid and gimmicky (what? no way!).


So just shut your face and take a seat, 'cause after all, you're just talking meat.

by Bucketochicken on Dec 4, 2010 2:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Oregon wore these flat black helmets in a game last year...

only with a yellow O on them. And I thought they looked bad then, too. I have seen 20-year-old charcoal grills that are shinier than these.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Dec 4, 2010 3:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah. I like it.

It looks… evil. Badass. Like gun-metal, or dungeon torture shackles. Or… I dunno. They look even more black this way.


So just shut your face and take a seat, 'cause after all, you're just talking meat.

by Bucketochicken on Dec 4, 2010 3:03 PM CST up reply actions  

They look like those trendy snowboard/bike helmets.

You know the ones I’m talking about? Minus the stripes.

So what if I tailgate to the NPR jazz station?

by hkobb7 on Dec 4, 2010 2:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Who is everyone going for in these games?

I’m assuming Iowa does not have a rooting interest.. I’m taking the dogs in both.

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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Dec 4, 2010 2:40 PM CST reply actions  

I'm rooting for chaos.


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by Bucketochicken on Dec 4, 2010 2:42 PM CST up reply actions  

excellent

FUMBLEEEEEEEEE

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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Dec 4, 2010 2:43 PM CST up reply actions  

any way Minny beats Iowa

stay tuned.

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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Dec 4, 2010 2:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Thanks for reminding me of the pain

Now if you don’t mind, I’m going to sit in my room and cry while listening to Josh Groban.

by Hank Thrasher on Dec 4, 2010 2:55 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Thanks for reminding me of the pain

Now if you don’t mind, I’m going to sit in my room and cry while listening to Josh Groban.

by Hank Thrasher on Dec 4, 2010 2:55 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

/richrod'd

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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Dec 4, 2010 2:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Possibly, yeah

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Patrick Vint on Dec 4, 2010 2:45 PM CST up reply actions  

I doubt it.

Auburn will go anyway because OMGSEC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by SpartanDan on Dec 4, 2010 2:47 PM CST up reply actions  

right you are

I can hardly stand watching the pre-game for the SEC championship. Its the MNC.

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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Dec 4, 2010 2:48 PM CST up reply actions  

My big problem with a 1 loss Auburn team in the MNC

Is that they wouldn’t have won their conference, but get to play for a national title. I think that is a huge flaw in the current system.

by Hank Thrasher on Dec 4, 2010 3:01 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I agree to an extent

but they have 5 wins over teams currently in the top 25, and they have already beaten SC once.

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by Brock8144 on Dec 4, 2010 3:02 PM CST up reply actions  

And even with a loss

they’d still be the only team in the conference with one loss in conference play.

I think they’d be more deserving than anyone else, but if it were Wisconsin in that situation and Auburn was off this week, I don’t think Wisconsin would get the same benefit.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 4, 2010 3:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Probably not

"There are few things graven in stone, except that you have to squat or you're a pussy." -Mark Rippetoe

by Brock8144 on Dec 4, 2010 3:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Craig James and Gary Danielson will cut someone if a 1-loss Auburn doesn't make the title game.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 4, 2010 2:48 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Craig James enjoys violence...

as long as nobody gets locked in a closet.

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by WaterlooChazz on Dec 4, 2010 2:50 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

SEC

Puke.

Stay golden, Ponyboy.

by Hawkeyegirl on Dec 4, 2010 3:08 PM CST up reply actions  

I hope so.

That’d be great.


So just shut your face and take a seat, 'cause after all, you're just talking meat.

by Bucketochicken on Dec 4, 2010 2:47 PM CST up reply actions  

I think Wisky would represent the big 10 well

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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Dec 4, 2010 2:48 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't have cable

So rarely stay current on sports news outside of Iowa… Someone want to give me the footnotes of the cam newton scandal?

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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Dec 4, 2010 2:49 PM CST reply actions  

so Auburn gave

his dad 180k to convince him to go. Did cam know that his dad was paid for this task?

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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Dec 4, 2010 2:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Supposedly no

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by Brock8144 on Dec 4, 2010 2:51 PM CST up reply actions  

really shouldnt matter should it

that has to be a massive recruiting violation on the part of Auburn and they should be punished for it.. no? I mean we got in trouble for having Ashton Kutchner show some bball recruits around.

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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Dec 4, 2010 2:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh, absolutely

For one, Cam knew damn well what was going on, especially if the phone call to Mississippi State actually happened (apparently he called whoever was recruiting him for them and said he really wanted to go there but “his dad said the money was too good”). I think at the end of the day, the determination was that his dad asked for the money, but did not actually receive it (well, they can’t prove it anyway). I have a feeling the story will change in the not-too-distant future.

"There are few things graven in stone, except that you have to squat or you're a pussy." -Mark Rippetoe

by Brock8144 on Dec 4, 2010 2:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Well . . . all they know is that Cam's dad contacted Mississippi State (not Auburn) asking for money,

ostensibly, without Cam’s knowledge.

Auburn hasn’t been accused of paying Cam’s dad anything, nor of being in those kinds of conversations (but you have to imagine that there were those conversations).

by The Final Gun on Dec 4, 2010 2:55 PM CST up reply actions  

that's the issue

NCAA (read: SEC) claims that Cam didn’t know. which, obviously just opens up not just a can of worms but an entire crate of them.

by Internet Legend on Dec 4, 2010 2:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Yea, I had to laugh when I was watching Sportscenter or something the other day and some guy (must have been from the SEC or something) was trying to contend that it doesn’t set a bad precedent.

"There are few things graven in stone, except that you have to squat or you're a pussy." -Mark Rippetoe

by Brock8144 on Dec 4, 2010 2:56 PM CST up reply actions  

On a related note...

Greg McDermott “accidentally” left a briefcase of $250k in Harrison Barnes’s garage. But nobody “knows” about it, so…

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Dec 4, 2010 2:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Yea right

like ISU’s athletic department could scrape up that kind of money

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by Brock8144 on Dec 4, 2010 2:58 PM CST up reply actions  

bingo

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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Dec 4, 2010 2:59 PM CST up reply actions  

All the bills had Pollard's face on them.


So just shut your face and take a seat, 'cause after all, you're just talking meat.

by Bucketochicken on Dec 4, 2010 3:04 PM CST up reply actions  

It was in Chizik nickels

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by Brock8144 on Dec 4, 2010 3:05 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

If he actually did, then it doesn't matter whether Cam knew or not.

Your family gets illegal benefits, you’re fucked. Your family asks for illegal benefits but gets rebuffed, apparently, you’re okay as long as you don’t know about it.

Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 4, 2010 2:56 PM CST up reply actions  

"Dad sold son"

So now we’re allowed to say the SEC condones slavery?

So what if I tailgate to the NPR jazz station?

by hkobb7 on Dec 4, 2010 2:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Now and forever.

The South Will Rise Again!

/I’m only joking here. Slavery and racism are obviously wrong. I am not KentuckyThunderPussy.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Dec 4, 2010 2:54 PM CST up reply actions  

It was a joke

sometimes on this site, posters make jokes.

by Internet Legend on Dec 4, 2010 2:57 PM CST up reply actions  

So was mine.

Because we all know the SEC is a professional league anyway.

/notsarcasm

So what if I tailgate to the NPR jazz station?

by hkobb7 on Dec 4, 2010 3:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Do you think Shaq got rich playing in Orlando?

Hardly, he made his fortune moving to L.A. You know how much he makes now?
As much as he made playing in college?
/Baseketballed

by Kinnick Stadium is my Graceland on Dec 4, 2010 3:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Basically, as I understand it

his dad asked Mississippi State for money in return for going there, Mississippi State said fuck you, and because the NCAA couldn’t prove that Cam or anyone at Auburn knew or that they actually got any benefits from Auburn, only his dad (and the person at Miss St that was involved) actually get any punishment. So far. It sounds as though the investigation is ongoing still.

Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 4, 2010 2:55 PM CST up reply actions  

That makes sense

.. about the ongoing investigation, particularly since FBI got involved.

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by KenK on Dec 4, 2010 3:17 PM CST up reply actions  

I think I'm in the minority

but I want to see Auburn-Oregon. Auburn’s season is going to be wiped from the books in about 3 years anyway, and I’m pretty sure Oregon would win somewhat comfortably. Defense would also be optional, obviously.

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by Brock8144 on Dec 4, 2010 2:52 PM CST reply actions  

FUMBLOL!!!


So just shut your face and take a seat, 'cause after all, you're just talking meat.

by Bucketochicken on Dec 4, 2010 2:53 PM CST reply actions  

Jaquizz

has to be one of the best/worst names ever.

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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Dec 4, 2010 2:55 PM CST reply actions  

Gonna go with worst.

Also: Nevada 7 Louisiana Tech 14. Iowa plays Louisiana Tech either next year or the year after. Not sure how those are connected, but it’s true, anyway.

So what if I tailgate to the NPR jazz station?

by hkobb7 on Dec 4, 2010 3:02 PM CST up reply actions  

what I don't get

Is one kid has some bonkers name like Jaquizz, then there’s James.

by Hank Thrasher on Dec 4, 2010 3:02 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

If your going to name a kid

Jacquizz i don’t see why you can’t tack one more z on there.. maybe 2 more.

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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Dec 4, 2010 3:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Nevada trailing Louisiana Tech

Letdown much?

"There are few things graven in stone, except that you have to squat or you're a pussy." -Mark Rippetoe

by Brock8144 on Dec 4, 2010 3:00 PM CST reply actions  

What are they playing for?

Their options are: Poinsettia Bowl (if Navy does not get bowl-eligible), New Mexico Bowl, Hawaii Bowl (which U of Hawaii will probably keep away from them), the Kraft Fight Hunger Bowl in San Francisco.

Crap, Crap, Crap-Crap-Crap.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Dec 4, 2010 3:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Yea

but they know that as soon as they lose their first game of the season pretty much, sooo…

"There are few things graven in stone, except that you have to squat or you're a pussy." -Mark Rippetoe

by Brock8144 on Dec 4, 2010 3:06 PM CST up reply actions  

And they did that October 16th in Hawaii.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Dec 4, 2010 3:08 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm just saying

they’ve been playing hard since then, using which bowl they’re going to as motivation doesn’t really work.

"There are few things graven in stone, except that you have to squat or you're a pussy." -Mark Rippetoe

by Brock8144 on Dec 4, 2010 3:10 PM CST up reply actions  

True.

I think they were motivated for the Boise game. Who knows what else gets them going. It is Reno, so perhaps dead showgirls? Or this guy:

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Dec 4, 2010 3:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Still need to win today to get a share of the WAC title.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 4, 2010 3:14 PM CST up reply actions  

WOW @ beavers uniforms.

ugh

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Dec 4, 2010 3:01 PM CST reply actions  

TD beavers@!

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Dec 4, 2010 3:04 PM CST reply actions  

That's what you get

when you’re Nike’s test factory.

THE MOON WALK WAS A HOAX. YOUR POPCORN IS SHIT. JOLLY TIME FOREVER. FUCK PURDUE-RossWB

by Pain in the Sash on Dec 4, 2010 3:07 PM CST up reply actions  

What I think is truly retarded...

Is the player names on the back of the white jerseys, IN WHITE LETTERS!

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Dec 4, 2010 3:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah

I noticed that. I was baffled when I saw that.

THE MOON WALK WAS A HOAX. YOUR POPCORN IS SHIT. JOLLY TIME FOREVER. FUCK PURDUE-RossWB

by Pain in the Sash on Dec 4, 2010 3:10 PM CST up reply actions  

no; not with 756 different combinations

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Dec 4, 2010 3:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Aaaaaand at about the same time the Beavers score on the Ducks, ISU loses to Cal in hoopyball.

76-73.
LOL.


So just shut your face and take a seat, 'cause after all, you're just talking meat.

by Bucketochicken on Dec 4, 2010 3:05 PM CST reply actions  

Hilton Magic!

Keeler spent the entire second half bitching about the refs on Twitter, again successfully setting the profession of sportswriter back about 15 years.

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Patrick Vint on Dec 4, 2010 3:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Just read any three of his articles, blogposts, or anything else.

And you will quickly see for yourself.

And yet somehow, the guy maintains employment with the largest newspaper in the state of Iowa. Baffling.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Dec 4, 2010 3:18 PM CST up reply actions  

It's a newspaper

nobody reads it anyway

"There are few things graven in stone, except that you have to squat or you're a pussy." -Mark Rippetoe

by Brock8144 on Dec 4, 2010 3:18 PM CST up reply actions  

So...

with as much as Keeler has set that profession back, they are still writing articles on the same press as the Gutenberg Bible, right?

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Dec 4, 2010 3:10 PM CST up reply actions  

They're having some issues now that they're done with the Sisters of the Poor portion of their schedule.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 4, 2010 3:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Good lord

What happened to Vern Lundquist’s head? It’s hugemungous.

by GaryDolphinSafeTuna on Dec 4, 2010 3:08 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

The Denny's Grand Slam happened

For about 25 years.

That or encephallitis.

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by Ted Glover on Dec 4, 2010 3:11 PM CST up reply actions  

He has had some problems reasoning.

Encephalitis sounds likely enough.

So what if I tailgate to the NPR jazz station?

by hkobb7 on Dec 4, 2010 3:13 PM CST up reply actions  

You try not getting a big head...

after still being in love with Clark Kellogg after all these years.

/this is not an anti-gay joke, please don’t ban me.

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by WaterlooChazz on Dec 4, 2010 3:13 PM CST up reply actions  

He's the Morley Safer of sports broadcasting.


So just shut your face and take a seat, 'cause after all, you're just talking meat.

by Bucketochicken on Dec 4, 2010 3:13 PM CST up reply actions  

You have one of my favorite usernames on this entire site.

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by RossWB on Dec 4, 2010 3:15 PM CST up reply actions  

What about mine!?!?

/sad panda

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by Brock8144 on Dec 4, 2010 3:17 PM CST up reply actions  

I already explained this to you

and gave you permission to have an awesome name.

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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 4, 2010 3:19 PM CST up reply actions  

I know I know

but this one is SO much cooler!

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by Brock8144 on Dec 4, 2010 3:20 PM CST up reply actions  

I agree with this thing that YOU have said here.

Dammit.


So just shut your face and take a seat, 'cause after all, you're just talking meat.

by Bucketochicken on Dec 4, 2010 3:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Doesn’t look sny better in HD

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by KenK on Dec 4, 2010 3:23 PM CST up reply actions  

It's Knuckle-Kick Time

Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"

by Yabbs on Dec 4, 2010 3:09 PM CST reply actions  

I just got a close up of Oregon's helmets

didn’t notice the striping at first. I can actually stand those more than most of their others

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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 4, 2010 3:09 PM CST reply actions  

Not sure if I like them

Or if I just hate them less than all their other uniforms.

by GaryDolphinSafeTuna on Dec 4, 2010 3:15 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Yeah

same here.

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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 4, 2010 3:16 PM CST up reply actions  

I will give them minor credit...

that they did not incorporate any neon yellow.

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by WaterlooChazz on Dec 4, 2010 3:16 PM CST up reply actions  

I agree, with this thing you have said here.


So just shut your face and take a seat, 'cause after all, you're just talking meat.

by Bucketochicken on Dec 4, 2010 3:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Oops. Reply fail.

Farts.


So just shut your face and take a seat, 'cause after all, you're just talking meat.

by Bucketochicken on Dec 4, 2010 3:17 PM CST up reply actions  

KOK would NEVER go for it on 4th down in the first quarter.

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Dec 4, 2010 3:11 PM CST reply actions  

If Oregon State could tackle

they’d be good. Bad ass throwbacks, though.

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by Ted Glover on Dec 4, 2010 3:11 PM CST reply actions  

damn, ducks TD

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Dec 4, 2010 3:13 PM CST reply actions  

I love the swinging gate on PAT's

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Dec 4, 2010 3:14 PM CST up reply actions  

blocked PAT;

ducks 6
beavers 7

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Dec 4, 2010 3:14 PM CST up reply actions  

hey Ross

ANOTHER kicking game gaff….#imjustsaying

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Dec 4, 2010 3:15 PM CST up reply actions  

That whole PAT play and the aftermath was a huge clusterf***.

While Iowa has blown some kicks this year, I am proud we never look like that.

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by WaterlooChazz on Dec 4, 2010 3:15 PM CST up reply actions  

If there is Karma

Cam Newton will be solely responsible for Auburn losing today. Three picks and three lost fumbles would be sweet.

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by Ted Glover on Dec 4, 2010 3:13 PM CST reply actions  

Nice try on that lateral, there, gentlemen.

Oregon State remains ahead, though.

So what if I tailgate to the NPR jazz station?

by hkobb7 on Dec 4, 2010 3:14 PM CST reply actions  

I like Oregon State's uniforms.

I hope Iowa uses the matte black helmets when we do our Nike Pro Combat uniforms

by Bryce Carlson on Dec 4, 2010 3:15 PM CST reply actions  

I hate you.

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by WaterlooChazz on Dec 4, 2010 3:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Chazz likes the feathered jerseys and the crackhawk.

His opinions on fashion are best ignored.

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by RossWB on Dec 4, 2010 3:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh how I hate the crackhawk

A place at the Coral Ridge mall still sells apparel with the crackhawk on it. I shudder every time I see it.

by Bryce Carlson on Dec 4, 2010 3:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Can we pass a law that Nike Pro Combat Uniforms may not be issued

for Ohio State, ever again?

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by Ted Glover on Dec 4, 2010 3:19 PM CST up reply actions  

I like most of them

but I agree about OSU

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by Brock8144 on Dec 4, 2010 3:20 PM CST up reply actions  

please

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by KenK on Dec 4, 2010 3:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Please. Thank you.

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Dec 4, 2010 3:33 PM CST up reply actions  

I like the helmets

I would not like them in Iowa City.

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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Dec 4, 2010 3:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Wow, Auburn up 7-0 already

Holy crap. Best championship money can buy.

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by Ted Glover on Dec 4, 2010 3:17 PM CST reply actions  

Pretty tough to play defense

when you’re trying to clean up the pee between your legs.

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by Ted Glover on Dec 4, 2010 3:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Lattimore should have a big day today

that kid is a beast

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by Brock8144 on Dec 4, 2010 3:19 PM CST reply actions  

That kid is exciting to watch

I wonder if anyone will take a chance on him in the draft

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by Ted Glover on Dec 4, 2010 3:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Something tells me

he will be like Dexter McCluster if he goes to the pros. Strictly returns or gadgets plays.

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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 4, 2010 3:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Chiefs use McCluster on offense at times.

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by RossWB on Dec 4, 2010 3:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah.

and he’s pretty effective at times. I don’t think he, like Rogers, has the body to be a full-timer in the pros.

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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 4, 2010 3:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Rogers is stout

Pretty sure he’s at least listed around 195. Which, at 5’7" is pretty damn solid.

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by Brock8144 on Dec 4, 2010 3:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah it is

I would really want to see him become a good pro player and hopefully his quickness will get him a good look.

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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 4, 2010 3:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Yea

I still don’t envision him as a full-time player, but I think he can handle more than he’s given credit for

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by Brock8144 on Dec 4, 2010 3:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Something tells me he would be lethal

on 3rd and medium draw plays.

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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 4, 2010 3:30 PM CST up reply actions  

I could see that

Used correctly, he could be effective while at the same time not getting killed.

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by Ted Glover on Dec 4, 2010 3:23 PM CST up reply actions  

I wouldn't say strictly

There is a reasonable expectation in KC that McCluster grows into a good slot WR.

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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Dec 4, 2010 3:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Good God, Katz is awful

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by KenK on Dec 4, 2010 3:24 PM CST reply actions  

SCar is slowly

Annihilating Auburn’s resident oilspill dumpster fire clusterfuck defense unruly mob.

So what if I tailgate to the NPR jazz station?

by hkobb7 on Dec 4, 2010 3:25 PM CST reply actions  

Auburn's defense is terrible

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by Ted Glover on Dec 4, 2010 3:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Not Michigan terrible, though.

So what if I tailgate to the NPR jazz station?

by hkobb7 on Dec 4, 2010 3:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Well, Michigan has set the standard

for that type of thing, so yeah, you are right.

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by KenK on Dec 4, 2010 3:55 PM CST up reply actions  

TD Gamecocks

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So we could say the cocks put it in?

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by Ted Glover on Dec 4, 2010 3:27 PM CST up reply actions  

I missed the TD; was it a thrust or a plunge?

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by KenK on Dec 4, 2010 3:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Neither

it was sneaky

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by Brock8144 on Dec 4, 2010 3:30 PM CST up reply actions  

I try that with my wife now and then

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by KenK on Dec 4, 2010 3:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Quick strike

It was over before Auburn knew what happened, but they assured SC that everything would be okay, while all the while SC swore up and down that had NEVER happened before.

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by Ted Glover on Dec 4, 2010 3:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Well, as long as SC will call them in the morning, that’s OK

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by KenK on Dec 4, 2010 3:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Is anyone else

bothered by Garcia’s lack of a neck?

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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 4, 2010 3:31 PM CST reply actions  

It didn't seem to hinder Dan Fouts's abilities.

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by WaterlooChazz on Dec 4, 2010 3:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Is it me, or does Jacquizz Rogers, with his diminutive size

and extra big helmet, look like Gazoo from the Flintstones?

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by Ted Glover on Dec 4, 2010 3:33 PM CST reply actions  

This.

Or… Jacquizz, James and LaMichael James =

Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.

by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 4, 2010 3:36 PM CST up reply actions  

You idiot

that’s Michigan’s secondary.

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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 4, 2010 3:37 PM CST up reply actions  

I thought it was their end of year banquet

Youuuuuu raise me uuup….

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by Ted Glover on Dec 4, 2010 3:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Bonus points

for not getting foiled by the homonym. Smart people live here.

Stay golden, Ponyboy.

by Hawkeyegirl on Dec 4, 2010 3:42 PM CST up reply actions  

I love homonym with sugar on it!

Wait…hominy, HOMINY.

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by Ted Glover on Dec 4, 2010 3:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Homonyms?

I remember studying about them in an anthropology class.

/sarcasm font.

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by WaterlooChazz on Dec 4, 2010 3:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Flag for porn

Well, isn't what LeBron did last night the living embodiment of The Secret, leaving millions on the table and turning himself into a hometown villain, all for the sake of winning?
Neil Paine, basketball-reference.com

by snley on Dec 4, 2010 3:53 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

The Powdepuff Girls get shit done.

That’s way too kind to Michigan… I was thinking something more like…

Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.

by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 4, 2010 3:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Is that Jordan Kovacs in the middle?

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by WaterlooChazz on Dec 4, 2010 3:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh

I thought those were the 3 head candidates for the Indiana job.

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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 4, 2010 3:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Or Minnesota

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by Ted Glover on Dec 4, 2010 3:41 PM CST up reply actions  

I. Fucking. Loved. That. Show.

Ed, Ed, N’ Eddy was second only to Courage the Cowardly Dog (in my humble opinion, of course).

So what if I tailgate to the NPR jazz station?

by hkobb7 on Dec 4, 2010 10:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Do they play a 3-derp coverage?

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by KenK on Dec 4, 2010 3:56 PM CST up reply actions  

LaGarrotte Blount is the angry one

Because, you know.

(Yes, I know he doesn’t play for Oregon anymore).

So what if I tailgate to the NPR jazz station?

by hkobb7 on Dec 4, 2010 3:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Still one of my favorite moments last year.

Byron Hout’s middle name is Bag of Dicks.

Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.

by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 4, 2010 3:39 PM CST up reply actions  

DOWN GOES BAG OF DICKS!

DOWN GOES BAG OF DICKS!

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by Ted Glover on Dec 4, 2010 3:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Raise your hand if saw that Fake FG coming?

Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"

by Yabbs on Dec 4, 2010 3:34 PM CST reply actions  

Ok

I didn’t think it was possible to have a smaller kicker than Kaeding. But Oregon St proved me wrong.

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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 4, 2010 3:34 PM CST reply actions  

Have you seen Michigan's kicker?

Of course you haven’t, because they don’t have one!!

THank you, thank you, I’ll be here all week. Please tip the veal and try your waitress…

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by Ted Glover on Dec 4, 2010 3:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Is Kaeding really that small?

He is allegedly 6-0 and 187 lbs.

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by WaterlooChazz on Dec 4, 2010 3:38 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't know

he always looked tiny to me. But then again 6 ft 187 is small standing behind 9 of the biggest guys on your team

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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 4, 2010 3:39 PM CST up reply actions  

*Wink wink*

So what if I tailgate to the NPR jazz station?

by hkobb7 on Dec 4, 2010 3:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Speaking of Kaeding...

Short’s still fucking pwns. Had the bacon/sauteed mushroom/blue cheese spread burger last night. Twas divine.

Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.

by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 4, 2010 3:51 PM CST up reply actions  

And toOSU effs up a fake field goal attempt.

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by KenK on Dec 4, 2010 3:35 PM CST reply actions  

Hell of a run by Newton there

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by Brock8144 on Dec 4, 2010 3:35 PM CST reply actions  

I haven't seen those big ass Auburn numbers since the 2nd grade.

The teacher didn’t use them to call in plays, however. Did Cheeshick use that at iowa state?

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Dec 4, 2010 3:35 PM CST reply actions  

I was surprised to hear they use colors to

I thought learning colors was post graduate work at Auburn

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by snley on Dec 4, 2010 3:40 PM CST up reply actions  

colors are not introduced until the 500 level, so your right.

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Dec 4, 2010 4:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Does anyone know

if that’s Dennis Leary narrating the F-150 commercials. Kind of sounds like him only less angry.

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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 4, 2010 3:36 PM CST reply actions  

Yes, it is.

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by WaterlooChazz on Dec 4, 2010 3:36 PM CST up reply actions  

It is.

His voice just exudes douchebaggery. Although, I must say, he’s one of my favorite douchebags.

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by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 4, 2010 3:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Rescue Me is awesome though

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by Brock8144 on Dec 4, 2010 3:38 PM CST up reply actions  

I still watch it.

But I think it has gone way downhill since the first season or three.

Then again, I think you could say that about many/most TV shows.

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by WaterlooChazz on Dec 4, 2010 3:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Agreed

not to mention it seems like the seasons are ridiculously short. The only drama I watch on TV.

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by Brock8144 on Dec 4, 2010 3:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Terrific show.

Hard to watch at times, for all the awful decisions Tommy makes.

Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.

by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 4, 2010 3:40 PM CST up reply actions  

It is.

If you’re a fan I recommend his book ‘Why we suck’

by GaryDolphinSafeTuna on Dec 4, 2010 3:41 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I really want to read it

They had a free half hour audio clip on itunes and I loved it. His rant on Oprah is magical.

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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 4, 2010 3:44 PM CST up reply actions  

FU

Aburn

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Dec 4, 2010 3:41 PM CST reply actions  

actually, that's a decent play @KOK

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by pfac51 on Dec 4, 2010 3:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Auburn Tigers

Best professional sports team in Alabama, right ahead of the Crimson Tide.

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/The rest of college football rejoices

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by Ted Glover on Dec 4, 2010 3:43 PM CST up reply actions  

i see what you did there

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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Dec 4, 2010 3:43 PM CST up reply actions  

okay...

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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Dec 4, 2010 3:44 PM CST up reply actions  

You missed it.

What-His-Name’s respective college town food segment on ABC.

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by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 4, 2010 3:46 PM CST up reply actions  

ahhh..

i did… went over to the other game, don’t think OSU is going to stay in it.

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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Dec 4, 2010 3:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Chip's kids are just too fast.

Fucking track stars.

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by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 4, 2010 3:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Ok. I need an opinion

Disturbed and Korn the 15th of Jan in DSM or Ozzy w/ Slash the 16th in Omaha?

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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 4, 2010 3:47 PM CST reply actions  

Ozzy and Slash.

A close second would be jumping off a tall bridge.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Dec 4, 2010 3:48 PM CST up reply actions  

I knew you would have the most honest opinion

I’ll probably do the Disturbed one just because of travel and time issues.

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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 4, 2010 3:49 PM CST up reply actions  

I actually once like Ozzy.

But have trouble supporting anything he does since he brought his horribly-annoying family into the media spotlight.

Slash is cool.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Dec 4, 2010 3:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah.

He’s the only reason It’s still a debate for me.

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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 4, 2010 3:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Disturbed and Korn

Ozzy is done. Went to Ozzfest like 5 years ago and we left about 3 songs into Ozzy’s set.

"There are few things graven in stone, except that you have to squat or you're a pussy." -Mark Rippetoe

by Brock8144 on Dec 4, 2010 3:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Additionally

Disturbed and Korn were both there. And fucking rocked. As you may have guessed.

"There are few things graven in stone, except that you have to squat or you're a pussy." -Mark Rippetoe

by Brock8144 on Dec 4, 2010 3:49 PM CST up reply actions  

I've seen both on 2 occasions

and each time has gotten better. I also hear a rumor (it’s strictly a rumor) that Head might rejoin Korn in ’11. I saw some live vids of a recent Ozzy concert and he looked lost.

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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 4, 2010 3:51 PM CST up reply actions  

But it doesn't sound like it

his “band” is releasing a CD in early ’11

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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 4, 2010 3:53 PM CST up reply actions  

It's not about Ozzy anymore.

Gus G is fucking amazing. I know it’s blasphemy, but he blows the one-trick-pony Zakk out of the water. Anybody with talent can make a squeal sound cool.

Oh, and Ozzy loves that Japanese kid. Gotta love that.

Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.

by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 4, 2010 3:54 PM CST up reply actions  

I love BLS

And I liked what he did for Ozzy. But I think it’s at the point where Ozzy is the low part of his own band.

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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 4, 2010 3:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Agreed.

Zakk Wylde sucks.


So just shut your face and take a seat, 'cause after all, you're just talking meat.

by Bucketochicken on Dec 4, 2010 4:33 PM CST up reply actions  

He still hates the haters, even in triage.

That’s like… two inches from taint, by the way.

Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.

by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 4, 2010 4:34 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't know which is more out of place: the gown or the panty hose.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Dec 4, 2010 4:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Unless your into heroin and chicks that don't shower

I’d go for The Prince of Darkness.

Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.

by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 4, 2010 3:49 PM CST up reply actions  

What about chicks on heroin who only occasionally shower?

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Dec 4, 2010 3:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Yuck

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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 4, 2010 4:02 PM CST up reply actions  

@Smokin' Herb...

I though we said “heroin”. Not “heroin, acid, meth, booze, peyote, ludes, lubes, mescalin, and some sort of fish paralyzer.”

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Dec 4, 2010 4:11 PM CST up reply actions  

You forgot horse tranquilizers.

But yeah, otherwise, apologies for the omissions.

Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.

by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 4, 2010 4:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Ew.

Neither.


So just shut your face and take a seat, 'cause after all, you're just talking meat.

by Bucketochicken on Dec 4, 2010 4:32 PM CST up reply actions  

nice.

go back to columbia and get your shit screwed on straight.

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Dec 4, 2010 3:56 PM CST reply actions  

Ruh-roh, Raggy.

Oregon misses FG. OSU is buckling down in the red zone but i’d still be shocked if they kept this close.

Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.

by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 4, 2010 4:00 PM CST reply actions  

He can’t help himself

"I'm not a psychopath, Anderson, I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research." - Sherlock Holmes

by KenK on Dec 4, 2010 4:03 PM CST up reply actions  

I think that's a requirement

of top teams in the Pac 10.

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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 4, 2010 4:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Get real.

Plenty of sh!tty teams in the Pac 10 have douches as coaches, as well. Don’t forget about this guy:

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Dec 4, 2010 4:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Well I was going to say the Pac 10

but I like the guy from Washington and the OSU guy seems alright.

THE MOON WALK WAS A HOAX. YOUR POPCORN IS SHIT. JOLLY TIME FOREVER. FUCK PURDUE-RossWB

by Pain in the Sash on Dec 4, 2010 4:11 PM CST up reply actions  

I like Sarkisian.

Mainly cause his DC/Assistant HC Nick Holt looks like a former WWF World Champion.

Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.

by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 4, 2010 4:18 PM CST up reply actions  

IT'S TRUE, IT'S DAMN TRUE

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 4, 2010 4:18 PM CST up reply actions  

THE THREE I'S!

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 4, 2010 4:20 PM CST up reply actions  

I loved it when the YOU SUCK chant started

during his entrance theme.

Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.

by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 4, 2010 4:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes, that was excellent.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 4, 2010 4:25 PM CST up reply actions  

And Oregon just misses a FG end end the half.

Whoever had Oregon up by 2 scores at theh half wins the pool.

"I'm not a psychopath, Anderson, I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research." - Sherlock Holmes

by KenK on Dec 4, 2010 4:01 PM CST reply actions  

isn't this the stephen garcia that was bitch made in the

2009 Outback Bowl?

where’s SMELLEY COCK?

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by pfac51 on Dec 4, 2010 4:01 PM CST reply actions  

thanks for stopping by Auburn 21/ smelley cock7

end of the 1st qtr

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by pfac51 on Dec 4, 2010 4:03 PM CST up reply actions  

I believe Smelley graduated a year or two ago. Or at least is no longer on the team.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Dec 4, 2010 4:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Perhaps the University of Smelly Cocks could have used a bit of lysol this half.

"I'm not a psychopath, Anderson, I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research." - Sherlock Holmes

by KenK on Dec 4, 2010 4:06 PM CST up reply actions  

that goes without saying.

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Dec 4, 2010 4:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Baltimore is preparing for the arrival of Roethlisberger

Well, isn't what LeBron did last night the living embodiment of The Secret, leaving millions on the table and turning himself into a hometown villain, all for the sake of winning?
Neil Paine, basketball-reference.com

by snley on Dec 4, 2010 4:17 PM CST reply actions  

OK:

here’s more of those Very confusing Colors & Numbers.

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by pfac51 on Dec 4, 2010 4:17 PM CST reply actions  

USC ball. Wooo!

ole ball coach, bring out something special. maybe a RB screen or a tunnel screen for 6.

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by pfac51 on Dec 4, 2010 4:19 PM CST reply actions  

F#ck. auburn pick.

JFG, nice job. Garcia = JC6?

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by pfac51 on Dec 4, 2010 4:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Nope.

Here’s the ball back, Aubie.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Dec 4, 2010 4:20 PM CST up reply actions  

if auburn scores 6, this game is over.

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by pfac51 on Dec 4, 2010 4:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Now there's the Stephen Garcia I remember.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 4, 2010 4:21 PM CST reply actions  

Good play, bad play...

doesn’t matter. Still looks like he belongs in Miami Vice.

Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.

by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 4, 2010 4:22 PM CST up reply actions  

When Smelley wears a pastel shirt:

it is just too funny.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Dec 4, 2010 4:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Classy

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by pfac51 on Dec 4, 2010 4:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Turf burn: it'll hurt more in the shower than during the game.

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by pfac51 on Dec 4, 2010 4:21 PM CST reply actions  

Cam Newton is so slimey...

that even band-aids won’t stick to him.

LOL

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Dec 4, 2010 4:21 PM CST reply actions  

No.

They said he didn’t have time for the trainers to put a band-aid on him with the quick interception.

But I said it, and I never lie.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Dec 4, 2010 4:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Chazz

I really think you’ll appreciate these if you haven’t seen them.
http://friendsoftheprogram.net/2010/11/10/the-100-offenses-of-cam-newton/

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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 4, 2010 4:23 PM CST up reply actions  

wow

“Cam Newton is bangin’ your girl right now.”

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by pfac51 on Dec 4, 2010 4:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Thanks, Pain in the Sash.

Since we are in the Christmas season, I’ll say this one is my favorite:

“Cam Newton gave picture books to blind kids for Christmas; the deaf kids got iPods.”

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Dec 4, 2010 4:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Another good one:

“Cam Newton makes Michael Vick look like Sarah McLachlan.”

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Dec 4, 2010 4:30 PM CST up reply actions  

what times is the Sparty destruction @ Carver?

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by pfac51 on Dec 4, 2010 4:23 PM CST reply actions  

7 PM.

By the way, last night’s meet was fantastic. Ballweg’s match against Chris Drouin (#9) was the highlight… beat him in the last 20 seconds after scrambling and came out with the takedown to win 3-1. McD and DSJ looked fantastic, and Ramos was the most surprising. Great meet all around. And there were a handful of Kevin Jackson meltdowns, which are always entertaining.

Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.

by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 4, 2010 4:27 PM CST up reply actions  

did you go to the beat down last nite?

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by pfac51 on Dec 4, 2010 4:31 PM CST up reply actions  

i'm excited about DSJ's potential.

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by pfac51 on Dec 4, 2010 4:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Yezzir.

The highlight was Ballweg, but it was cool to see Gable introduced for the unveiling of the Gable Traveling Trophy (which will be battled for every year from here to eternity during the annual UofI-ISU meet).

Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.

by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 4, 2010 4:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Is this the trophy?

/turns off smelley cock for Ducks/ Beavers

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by pfac51 on Dec 4, 2010 4:34 PM CST up reply actions  

It hasn't been made yet.

I suppose unveiling was a misleading word to use. And god that is a suggestive pose, even for a wrestling trophy.

Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.

by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 4, 2010 4:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Okie State?

John Smith teaches that, i’m sure.

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by pfac51 on Dec 4, 2010 4:44 PM CST up reply actions  

That's just... wow

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 4, 2010 4:36 PM CST up reply actions  

i did a google search, feel free to remove the photo; Ross

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by pfac51 on Dec 4, 2010 4:38 PM CST up reply actions  

No, it's just... surprising

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 4, 2010 4:39 PM CST up reply actions  

google images #Fail

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by pfac51 on Dec 4, 2010 4:39 PM CST up reply actions  

No. That is the Ace & Gary Trophy.

/again, not an anti-gay joke. Just a joke against using the above trophy.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Dec 4, 2010 4:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Oregon's offense not looking very impressive today

Well, isn't what LeBron did last night the living embodiment of The Secret, leaving millions on the table and turning himself into a hometown villain, all for the sake of winning?
Neil Paine, basketball-reference.com

by snley on Dec 4, 2010 4:36 PM CST reply actions  

But a nice fake punt helps

Well, isn't what LeBron did last night the living embodiment of The Secret, leaving millions on the table and turning himself into a hometown villain, all for the sake of winning?
Neil Paine, basketball-reference.com

by snley on Dec 4, 2010 4:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Ok, srsly.

What the fuck does “natural cut fries” mean?

Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.

by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 4, 2010 4:42 PM CST reply actions  

They actually cut french fries from potatoes instead of smashing potatoes into a press to look like french fries

Well, isn't what LeBron did last night the living embodiment of The Secret, leaving millions on the table and turning himself into a hometown villain, all for the sake of winning?
Neil Paine, basketball-reference.com

by snley on Dec 4, 2010 4:43 PM CST up reply actions  

That's what I was hoping for.

THEY CUT THE FRIES WITH THE FRIES.

Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.

by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 4, 2010 4:44 PM CST up reply actions  

It's supposed to be sea salt.

Unless you’re not talking about Wendy’s fries.

Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.

by EnergizerHawk on Dec 4, 2010 5:18 PM CST up reply actions  

I didn't use any of it, it came in a separate container.

Thanks 4 the heads up.

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by pfac51 on Dec 4, 2010 5:19 PM CST up reply actions  

auburn 36yd FG = MISSED

LMAO

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by pfac51 on Dec 4, 2010 4:46 PM CST reply actions  

DONG

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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Dec 4, 2010 4:46 PM CST up reply actions  

no shit.

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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Dec 4, 2010 4:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Ryan Katz is like Nuke LaLoosh

“You couldn’t hit water if you jumped out of a fuckin’ boat.”

Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.

by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 4, 2010 4:51 PM CST reply actions  

Report: Air Force says Iowa Football flyover may have been too low.

http://wcfcourier.com/news/local/article_daf79ce6-ffa5-11df-ba4a-001cc4c03286.html

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Dec 4, 2010 4:51 PM CST reply actions  

i read that yesterday on hawkcentral.com

could someone get busted for that?

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by pfac51 on Dec 4, 2010 4:52 PM CST up reply actions  

If I had to guess...

with the way our military needs everyone it has right about now, maybe the lead pilot gets some de-merit points or loses a rank. Probably nothing big, if I had to guess.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Dec 4, 2010 4:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Smelley Cocks TD

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by pfac51 on Dec 4, 2010 4:58 PM CST reply actions  

tigers 21

cocks 14

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by pfac51 on Dec 4, 2010 4:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Nice to see the underdogs keeping both games interesting

Well, isn't what LeBron did last night the living embodiment of The Secret, leaving millions on the table and turning himself into a hometown villain, all for the sake of winning?
Neil Paine, basketball-reference.com

by snley on Dec 4, 2010 4:58 PM CST reply actions  

We'll do a separate thread for that and the night games, I think.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 4, 2010 5:28 PM CST up reply actions  

What happened to last night's open thread?

It disappeared!

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Dec 4, 2010 5:30 PM CST up reply actions  

I just removed it from the front page for housekeeping reasons.

You can still get to it via the Archives link.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 4, 2010 5:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Any major changes since last night?

Or are we still going to the Insight and KOK will be coaching Indiana?

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Dec 4, 2010 5:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Today the hot rumor was a plane from Jacksonville being in Iowa City, supposedly.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 4, 2010 5:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Sweet

I really did miss these off-season dramas

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Dec 4, 2010 5:37 PM CST up reply actions  

I still think the main downside of not having Florida or LSU in the SEC finals is

That you don’t get the crowd shots of their hot female fans. I really miss them

by vahawk on Dec 4, 2010 5:00 PM CST reply actions  

SHIT

TD tigers

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by pfac51 on Dec 4, 2010 5:02 PM CST reply actions  

god damn auburn why did you have to catch that

by clay-born to party on Dec 4, 2010 5:02 PM CST reply actions  

un-efffin believeable

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by pfac51 on Dec 4, 2010 5:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Wow

backwards Karma

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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Dec 4, 2010 5:02 PM CST reply actions  

Almost every team just takes a knee there to safely take the lead into the half instead of launching a hail mary.

We sure would have taken a knee. Just something interesting to me. Sometimes a tiny risk can pay off huge. That could end up being the play that wins them the National Championship if they win this game by 7 or less.

love it or leave it.

by CUNKNNK on Dec 4, 2010 5:08 PM CST reply actions  

That's the kind of stuff I'd like to see from Kirk

I don’t think the offense or defense need a complete revamp or heads need to roll. Just take some chances and play to win. Definitely not a new sentiment around here

Well, isn't what LeBron did last night the living embodiment of The Secret, leaving millions on the table and turning himself into a hometown villain, all for the sake of winning?
Neil Paine, basketball-reference.com

by snley on Dec 4, 2010 5:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Exactly what I'm saying.

I agree I hope we can see a little more of this type of killer instinct in years to come. Instead of the same old ‘play not to lose’ crap that IS causing us to lose lately.

love it or leave it.

by CUNKNNK on Dec 4, 2010 5:12 PM CST up reply actions  

you play

to win the game.

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by pfac51 on Dec 4, 2010 5:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Beavers FG attempt. 22 yds. Good

ducks 23
beavers 13

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by pfac51 on Dec 4, 2010 5:08 PM CST reply actions  

did anyone see that half time thing in the sec champ game? the girl won like 125,000 bucks just to throw a couple balls through a hole and she threw it like a chest pass in basketball

by clay-born to party on Dec 4, 2010 5:08 PM CST reply actions  

that will never be a dr pecker commercial

If Sarah Palin were any smarter rocks would be in trouble

by OhioHawk on Dec 4, 2010 5:13 PM CST reply actions  

Now thats original

using a traffic cone for a megaphone,,,, the pac 10 aint pretty but it sure gets style points

If Sarah Palin were any smarter rocks would be in trouble

by OhioHawk on Dec 4, 2010 5:15 PM CST reply actions  

Ducks TD

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by pfac51 on Dec 4, 2010 5:16 PM CST reply actions  

is it me?

or does Oregon State look like the fighting Ilinini teams of the 60’s? I am flashbacking on Butkus for no reason at all?

If Sarah Palin were any smarter rocks would be in trouble

by OhioHawk on Dec 4, 2010 5:18 PM CST reply actions  

'How do you keep the pedal on the gas?" Sideline reporters, well worth the money

Well, isn't what LeBron did last night the living embodiment of The Secret, leaving millions on the table and turning himself into a hometown villain, all for the sake of winning?
Neil Paine, basketball-reference.com

by snley on Dec 4, 2010 5:29 PM CST reply actions  

Was just about to say South Carolina had a nice drive going.

And then Garcia gets sacked on first down.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 4, 2010 5:36 PM CST reply actions  

And then Stephen Garcia bounce passes the ball.

While Gary Danielson rambles about the “airflow inside” making players more winded. Uh, OK.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 4, 2010 5:37 PM CST reply actions  

Is Garcia

wearing an urban camo t-shirt under his jersey? I would have expected 3 Wolves Moon.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Dec 4, 2010 5:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Aaaand another good South Carolina drive goes for nothing.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Dec 4, 2010 5:38 PM CST reply actions  

Jesse Palmer just said that

Auburn has shown incredible resiliance this year…they were down in 8 of their 12 wins…something like 6 times down by double digits and came back to win.

Iowa does that in 2009 and we’re lucky. Auburn does it with the highest paid QB in the NCAA second highest paid QB in the NCAA (forgot about Pryor for a second) and they are resiliant. Personally I think that what they are is the 2nd best football team in their own state.

by HawKCP on Dec 4, 2010 6:01 PM CST reply actions  

jesse palmer is not the font of all knowledge

and its a real shame they are going to give him the heisman,,,
but then again, that little trophy is the professional moral equivelant of the kiss of death so maybe he deserves that as a just reward

If Sarah Palin were any smarter rocks would be in trouble

by OhioHawk on Dec 4, 2010 6:04 PM CST up reply actions  

HoyaGoon would be proud...

as unranked NC State is putting up a fight in the second half at 7th-rated Syracuse in basketball on ESPN2.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Dec 4, 2010 6:12 PM CST reply actions  

Anybody pay to watch the bball game today?

If so…how’d we look?

According to the box score it would seem that we were all over the offensive rebounds…Basabe is getting less and less minutes which are mostly going to McCabe. Gatens is the only one who doesn’t realize that his hand/wrist is affecting his shooting (seriously…1-10 from 3). Cully Payne may have lost his job to injury/his injury happened to occur at about the moment Cartwright was going to take over the spot anyway.

Ok so I pretty much answered my own question…anything I missed?

by HawKCP on Dec 4, 2010 6:15 PM CST reply actions  

I wish everyone would lay of Gatens,,,

hes coming back from an injury, he is the best they have and after three years of watching out for the yellow snow the Hawks are fun to watch,,,,

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by OhioHawk on Dec 4, 2010 6:17 PM CST up reply actions  

I really like Gatens

but his hand has been noticably bothering him during games and 1-10 from behind the arc is pretty bad. Maybe a lot of those were late in the shot clock…nothing happening…throw something up shots…but that’s not supposed to be happening as much anymore.

by HawKCP on Dec 4, 2010 6:19 PM CST up reply actions  

We have to let him shoot his way back into a rhythm during the non-conference.

And also hope he continues to do as much defending as possible.

Once the Big Ten season comes, he’ll still play plenty and probably start, but if we are successful at running-and-gunning, then we don’t need to stop and set up plays for him in my opinion.

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by WaterlooChazz on Dec 4, 2010 6:27 PM CST up reply actions  

I missed the game...

but it sounded like we really struggled from about the late first half on well into the second half. Many people in the open thread at that time referred to it as “sloppy.” Brommer apparently can not make FTs. I can’t remember if it was today’s game or one earlier in the week that somebody noted McCabe’s outlet pass abilities, so perhaps we will be able to do more transition running (maybe we already are doing a ton, I’m not sure).

I am going to Tuesday’s game at Carver vs. UNI, so I’ll finally see Iowa up close. I have been at UNI games a couple of times this season already (once in an exhibition, once against North Dakota, whose coach is former Alford assistant Brian Jones), and I’d probably favor UNI for now. Yet, it should be an interesting game.

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by WaterlooChazz on Dec 4, 2010 6:24 PM CST up reply actions  

McCabe has started to look noticeably competent.

He’s essentially getting starter’s minutes…and I wouldn’t be surprised to see him crack the starting 5 soon considering that he can play a multitude of positions and Fran has been speaking highly of him as of late.

by HawKCP on Dec 4, 2010 6:31 PM CST up reply actions  

I ponied up for the month pass to the stream for wrestling, so I tuned in the b-ball game too.

Good start, good finish, pretty lousy in the middle. Defense got really lazy and the offense took a lot of bad shots. Not pretty.

Basabe needs more minutes. Cartwright looked good, ditto McCabe. I imagine the idea was for Gatens to shoot his way out of this slump, but oof… it’s ugly to watch.

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by RossWB on Dec 4, 2010 6:44 PM CST up reply actions  

jimbo has some real bad makeup mojo going

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by OhioHawk on Dec 4, 2010 6:37 PM CST reply actions  

NIGHT THREAD

http://www.blackheartgoldpants.com/2010/12/4/1855479/championship-weekend-night-thread-the-dallas-screwjob

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by Patrick Vint on Dec 4, 2010 6:37 PM CST reply actions  

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