INSIGHT BOWL PREVIEW AS WRITTEN BY A BORED HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT

Well, it has been eight years since Jeff Smoker entered rehab. The kid was probably seven when that happened

Like it needs to be said, but great job gentlemen.

That high school kid is quite the scholar.

By Johnny StoopsMyAss

I went to my grandmother’s house. She makes good pies and grilled cheese’s. And I like Iowa Hawkeyes football. They’re good. Sometimes.

My TV isn’t the greatest, its a 1976 Quasar, but I thought Tyler sash was black. Someone please clear this up for me before the game starts.

Not the best essay I’ve ever read, but pretty close.

It is a “blog” that is funny and sometimes has good information about the Iowa Hawkeyes.
I am glad that they cover many major sporting events like the Insight bowl. I wish that they would talk about more top factors in major sporting events.
(It’s a good preview, but I wonder if the top factors are plagiarized since there are no supporting links. It’s also a bit short of the essay requirement. I give it a B-. The class will workshop the next essay)

Did the Marines decide he plagiarized it?

I also think that this blog needs more advice and other stuff from SpartyMSU. I like him. He is funny. Thanks. I am a 16 year old from Allentown. I just lost my drivers permit because I killed an old Polish man. Thanks again. I

That took me right back to high school speech class listening to all the retarded kids or stoners read their essays out loud…whew

Most of the day, it felt like a normal Tuesday. But I got a chili stewing which should be ready about 9:00, a glass of beer, and Vikings/Eagles leading us in. Feels like a football night!

Requisite drinking report/question: working on an Irish Cream Ale from Weston Brewing Co. Ratebeer killed it, but I like it. My question is, is it bad mojo or good sportmanship to be drinking a beer from MO tonight? Because I’ve also got a can or two of Guinness and Sam Adams Winter Lager.

I had rotel and velveeta and chips for supper. It was tasty. And cheesey. And tasty too. The tomatoes were red. Rotel makes good diced tomatoes and chillies. They pack them with lime juice and that green stuff. Not drugs. No drugs.

I finished about 2 bowls of the cheesy goodness. I liked it a lot. It was even better when I put bb-q sauce in the dip. It added a little bit of zingy zang to the flavor.

Now i am watching the movie Inception. THe movie is about dreams. Dreams are good. They can be fun. They are usually real-like. Sometimes I fall out of bed. I once fell out of the top bunk of my bed, it was crazy.

I may have a beer or two while iI watch the Iowa Hawkeyes play in the game that I heard about going on tonight. I think it’s the Meaningless December Bowl game, sponsored by the pill that dudes take to make their peckers hard. Hard peckers are fun. If they last for more than four hours, maybe there might be a problem.

Yeah. Tonight will be fun.

the power or act of seeing into a situation : penetration (snickers)
the act or result of apprehending the inner nature of things or of seeing intuitively

For the record, I wasn’t done proof reading it yet!

and based on that admittedly short experience I can say without a doubt that this essay is fucking terrible to the point of near-criminality, and would easily place you in the 99th percentile of all Illinois public school students.

You’re a really good writer. I haven’t really been paying much attention to Missouri or studying their players or whatever until now. I learned alot. Thanks!

Looking like fools. WTF call can they possibly make that results in WVU getting the ball there?

Where are my gold star stickers?

We beat ISU by 28 and they only beat them by 14. Therefore, we win by 2 TD’s.

Sometimes people confuse Appalachia with poverty because a long time ago a President named Lyndon Johnson was losing the war in Vietnam. He needed some good headlines so he started a war on poverty. To quote the last king of Egypt" poverty is living is living with less than you are used to." 1 My daddy said we didn’t have less so we are not poor.

It snowed early this year. Right after thanksgiving. I cannot remember it snowing this early. Maamaw did not have any wood chopped so my brother Jesse and I used Pa’s truck and got some for her. Jesse doesn’t have a license 2 but we did it anyway. When we waved at the Sherriff when we passed him on the pike he waved back. Cousins are friendly around here. Maamaw gave us sugar cookies for getting her some wood.

My uncle Zeke had a surprise for us at Christmas. He had been in Columbus on business and bought a championship ring from a guy on a street corner. He didn’t think it was real so he traded it for some basketball tickets. The mighty Buckeyes are going to play the feared Iowa at the new building. We get to go!!!! I think the Buckeyes will win big. Mr. Tressel is the best ever coach and is helping the basketball players get new tattoos. That is why Ohio State will win really big.

This was the best Christmas ever !!!

Kelly Windish
English period 3

is that 90% of the mocking posts could pass as stories at SBN’s Aggie blog.

I’m pretty sure Jacobi had Don Doxsie ghost write that article. I’m not saying but I’m saying.

I tried to say that in the thread about the wherewolfs but it wouldn’t work so I put it here.

I like Iowa. They are the state I live in. But I don’t live in Iowa now but I still like Iowa even though I live in South Dakota which is another state I live in. Even though Iowa lost 5 games this season which is 5 more games then they were supposed to lose because they are good, I still like Iowa. Some people said they don’t like Iowa anymore just because they lost 5 games and weren’t supposed to loose that many but I still like Iowa.

We won the great border war of 1840 or so. IQ soared, both states.

Took 10 seconds for DJK and ARob to get mentioned.

Because I recognize your syntax. Sorry about that final grade by the way, but I really couldn’t justify anything higher.