Interest in next week's Insight Bowl tilt against Missouri could best be described as "a raging torrent of apathy." A season that began with high hopes is taking its final bow in the ignominy of a late-night December bowl game in the one Arizona bowl game no one wanted to go to. So which reason best encapsulates your own reason for not watching Iowa's sure-to-be latest debacle in the desert?*
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Why won't you be watching the Insight Bowl next Tuesday?
It's too late. 10pm EST is past my bedtime. (74 votes)
Missouri? Eh, they don't excite me much. (14 votes)
It's in Arizona? Fuck that, we never play well there. (101 votes)
I hate this team and just want them to go away. (73 votes)
I hate these coaches and just want them to go away. (32 votes)
I am morally offended by the behavior of members of this team. (9 votes)
I was a D.A.R.E. kid and I was told to say no to drugs (and drug-addled football teams). (26 votes)
MTV has a 16 AND PREGNANT marathon on, duh. (30 votes)
Iowa's gonna get shithammered so bad I can't bear to watch. (131 votes)
Football? What's that. I've moved on to our Frantastic basketball team. (47 votes)
Shut up. I'm going to watch the game. (884 votes)
1421 total votes
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