Holy crap, guys. This is real.
Turns out Stanzi is NOT using B10 network approved Barbasol shaving products during Bowl preparation. Instead, he's been seen with as much as a week's worth of stubble. My cousin's roommate dated one of the assistant coaches, and Ferentz believes Stanzi may appear in the Insight Bowl with a full on beard. They're still investigating, but it sounds like 11 other players have been "masking" their Barbasol-free faces with Gillette products. Some promenade barbers in town may be involved.
I expected more from Ferentz for $12M/year.