We know, Kirk. We feel the same way. (Photo by Christian Petersen/Getty Images)
Press conference starts at 10:00 CST. It's allegedly available only with a subscription at Hawkeyesports.com (and there's no better illustration of the current state of the athletics department than having to pay $10 to watch a press conference called to discuss the potential implosion of the football program), though at Des Moines Channel 8 will carry it live on television and their website, we're expecting many more stations in central and eastern Iowa will follow suit, and info should be available from the usual sources regardless. We're expecting a cursory statement on Hampton and Robinson, followed by the Spanish Inquisition. We'll be disseminating information as we get it. Batten down the hatches. The storm clouds are getting close.