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The New Big Ten Creativity Thread

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Since Bring on the Cats and Maize and Brew got their own threads, it's time BHGP got in on this.

The new Big Ten logo and division names are abominations (if for no other reason than what therealCatnuts pointed out, ESPN will abbreviate the divisions as "B10-Lea" and "B10-Leg"). Please improve/lampoon them with your greatest efforts. Personal projects or favorite suggestions so far after the jump.

The killer is they already had a new logo designed by the guy who did the last one:

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From nattybumppo:

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Personal work:

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If he says the "G" is a "0", then...

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And since the Big Ten got a new logo, I figured BHGP needed one too:

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And now creative better division names time:

From BotC:

  • Champagne Wishes - Caviar Dreams
  • Team Edward - Team Jacob
  • Rust - Pests
  • Three Yards - A Cloud of Dust
  • Run Left - Run Right
  • Teams Cursed with Road Trips to Minnesota in November - Teams Cursed with Road Trips to Michigan Whenever
  • Snow - Ice
  • Moo - Oink

There are a ton of good ones from MnB, but here are gems (sorry about the bold, copy-pasteing has a downfall):

  • Johnson - Koulianos
  • Western Division Brought to You By Wells Fargo - Eastern Division Brought to You By Jerry's Muffler World of LaPorte, IN
  • Notre - Dame
  • Cash - Money
  • Eastern Division - Thank God We No Longer Have to Play Texas or Oklahoma Division
  • Rust - Belt
  • Meth - Crack
  • Migrantfieldworker - Migrantcondobuilder
  • BlackHeart - MaizePants
  • Fatchix - Nofatchix
  • Propertyof - JimTressel

Popular choices I have seen from around BHGP/elsewhere:

Black - Blue

East - West

And possibly the most astounding is that Jesse fucking Palmer came up with this perfect suggestion:

Lakes - Plains

 

Please continue this work so as to offer better suggestions to Delany.

Unless otherwise expressly indicated by BHGP editors, this FanPost is strictly the viewpoint of the author and is not endorsed by BHGP in any way.

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