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HOCKEYBEAR Cometh



Holy Shit Comrades,

That was surely a night to remember. It's times like these I wish I lived here in Fairbanks and not my southern outpost in the panhandle. HOCKEYBEAR just rocked my fucking socks off.

So, the beginning of the video is a bit shaky and I was trying to figure out the zoom and stuff. It will make you sick. Whatever.

You will notice that the video is about the same as the past year's video. What is new is HOCKEYBEAR gloriously birthing the Alaska Nanooks hockey team live on the ice. The spring forth from HOCKBEAR's magical loins as enchanted, ass-kicking goblins. Conceived for one purpose: to fuck you up.

Check it out:

Slayer - Hell Awaits (via SlayerVEVO)


 

Here's the deal. HOCKEYBEAR is the real show here. And I am psyched that Iowa managed not to piss the game down their legs in Indiana today. However, I am still a bit pissed. Alaska played Michigan tonight. Alaska lost to Michigan tonight, 5-2. I think we can all get behind one thing. Fuck Michigan. Fuck them right in their stupid asses.

Also, I am aware that the above video is Hell Awaits by Slayer. Whatever. It gets me pumped for Canadian football. Here is my LIVE video of HOCKEYBEAR.

SANY0048 (via remoh09)


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