Indiana Preview: CHAPPELL'S SHOW
News, Notes, and News
The two-deeps are here, but it's absolutely worth noting that they're inaccurate; Tyler Nielsen is out with a broken effing neck, Adam Robinson is probably not going to go this week (nor should he), and there's no telling whether Troy Johnson can actually put in four quarters. Ben Chappell is reportedly dinged up, but if he's rendered more immobile, well, would anybody be able to tell?
Analysis
Okay, people, look. Iowa should beat Indiana. The line's 17 points. But here's the thing.
Indiana typically plays Iowa tough. We don't need to talk about what happened when James Hardy and Adam Shada both said "hey let's see what happens when we play against each other," but last year was thisclose to full-on debacle status until the Hoosiers were screwed out of a touchdown, Tyler Sash played pinball, and the wind turned on Indiana in the fourth.
Iowa has those injury problems. With Robinson on the mend from a concussion, literally the only running backs on the roster are true freshman Marcus Coker, redshirt freshman fullback Brad Rogers, and true freshman tailback De'Andre Jackson (yes, there are fullbacks, but if Ken O'Keefe actually calls Brett Morse's number more than five times tomorrow, we'll be a little surprised).
Meanwhile, at linebacker, the freshman parade marches on. James Morris is definitely starting, Shane DiBona is probably starting, and Christian Kirksey is probably playing. Against a skilled set of backs and receivers, this unit should be tested early and often--especially in coverage, which requires far more experience and discipline than scraping to a gap in run support.
AND AND AND, while Chappell hasn't had the most efficient season, it's certainly been prolific, and if there's one way Iowa consistently gets hurt by opposing quarterbacks over the last few years, how has it happened? By guys who are used to throwing 30+ times a game, throwing quick three-step routes and scheming away from the defensive line's pursuit strength. What can Chappell do as well as just about anybody in the Big Ten? THAT.
ANNNNND Phil Steele thinks Iowa plays flat and only wins by 10.
ANNNNNND OMG YOU GUYS IF THERE'S A SNOWSTORM THAT ONLY HITS WHEN IOWA HAS THE BALL THEN MAYBE TH
THE HEADLINE MAKES SENSE NOW
Okay, barbershop man. Point well taken. Iowa is still far more physically talented than Indiana, and the Hoosier defense should be almost as much of a laugher as Michigan's gang of 11 Awful Men. If Ricky Stanzi has to throw the ball 35 times for the offense's sake, so much the better, because there isn't a more efficient quarterback this side of Boise, Idaho (and even that's not much of a gap). Of course, some of Stanzi's efficiency has been predicated on the threat of the run that doesn't exist as much this weekend, so that efficiency may take a dip, but the fact remains that there are few more talented passers in the NCAA--and few more porous pass defenses.
As for Indiana's offensive attack, the only opposing defense it has seen that's any better than Iowa's is Ohio State, and that was a 38-10 cakewalk for the Buckeyes (incidentally: walking through cake would seem to be more difficult than normal walking. DEVELOPING...). Expect the DL to pin its ears back, the linebackers to look pass first, the secondary to play for short routes, and the defense as a whole to make Indiana work for its first downs. That's not to say this'll be a shutout; probably not. But look, let's say Chappell goes 27-43, 247 yards, 2 touchdowns, 3 interceptions. Sounds like a pretty decent day for him, and maybe a little cause for Iowa fans to wonder if this secondary "maybe isn't very good after all."
But here's the thing: that line A: would almost certainly result in a Hawkeye victory, and B: approximates Iowa's current pass efficiency defense to within .04 of a point. Granted, it's a little more eventful per pass attempt in terms of both touchdowns and interceptions, but that's probably to be expected from an opposing offense that relies so heavily on the pass--especially in the red zone.
The point is this: Iowa's pass defense is going to be put to work on Saturday, but there's not much to indicate that they can't rise to the task, even if it means Indiana gets in the end zone once or twice. One of two Indiana TDs shouldn't be a concern for Iowa.
Prediction
As mentioned on the podcast, I picked Iowa 38, Indiana 13, although I could see this being something of a game even into the 3rd quarter; if it's 17-10 Iowa at the break, after all, nobody would really be surprised, but Stanzi's too good and this opposing defense is too soft for Iowa's offense to be kept in check for four quarters. Like last year, as much as Ferentz would like to get up big early and sit the starters, I expect Iowa to put the pressure on for basically four quarters. This could even be 24-13 with 10 minutes to play, and I wouldn't be surprised--nor would I be if Iowa responded with two late TDs anyway. That's the nature of the game against a lousy opposing defense; they'll break sooner or later. Or should I say HOOSIER OR LATER. Yup--nailed it. Man, I'm good at these jokes.
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Nice write up...
I’m still nervous about this game and jNW… We should stomp both into grease spots, but we always seem to find ways to not do what we’re supposed to do.
Why couldn't you just walk *over* the cake?
Or on it, I mean. It’d probably support your weight, assuming it’s a really big cake. I guess you might have to walk through the frosting, but even that probably wouldn’t be too big a deal unless it’s one of those grocery store bakery cakes with the frosting that’s like, t h i s thick. I dunno, it seems like pie would be pretty hard to walk through, what with the filling, and tripping over the fruit & stuff. But cake just seems… well, pretty easy. I guess angel food might be tough just ‘cause it’s real soft and springy – it’d be like walking across a frosted bouncy-house like little kids like so much (only without the frosting because then parents would sue).
I bet gelato would be a pretty fun dessert to walk through.
So just shut your face and take a seat, 'cause after all, you're just talking meat.
by Bucketochicken on Nov 6, 2010 8:11 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
It should be a piece of ...
It’s like skiing, use the Blue wax!
Cakewalk clearly refers to flourless chocolate cakes
which happen to be what the soles of my shoes are made from. That’s some tasty walking.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Nov 6, 2010 10:13 AM CDT up reply actions
And heavy.
Prolly a good calf workout.
So just shut your face and take a seat, 'cause after all, you're just talking meat.
by Bucketochicken on Nov 6, 2010 10:28 AM CDT up reply actions
Wait, what?
(incidentally: walking through cake would seem to be more difficult than normal walking. DEVELOPING…)
/Mind asplode.
Way to kill a cliche.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
In elementary school I did a lot of cakewalks at school fairs. Never won.
Incidentally, I now despise cake.
America, you're looking good: handsome, free and tall.
by Close Shave America on Nov 6, 2010 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions
I won one cake in a cakewalk once
It was spice cake. I now despise cake as well.
Ceci n'est pas un blogue.
Also, thanks for refraining from describing what you smelled like as you wrote this.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Nov 6, 2010 8:50 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Something resembling cake batter?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Nov 6, 2010 10:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I hope I'm the only one when I say
I am more worried about Indiana than I was MSU. Now we’re back to where we are expected to dominate. I’m not a big fan of that role.
THE MOON WALK WAS A HOAX. YOUR POPCORN IS SHIT. JOLLY TIME FOREVER. FUCK PURDUE-RossWB
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 6, 2010 9:17 AM CDT reply actions
I hear you, but if we're going to be the team that surprise dominates #5 MSU, then we have to be the team that is expected to pummel Indiana.
Comes with the territory.
It sucks when you play a game that’s no-win (if you win, ho-hum… but if you lose, OMG), but they can’t all be aOSU.
At least next week’s ho-hum game with jNW will be sweetened a bit when (lookout goddammit I’m swaggerin here) we win.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Nov 6, 2010 9:24 AM CDT up reply actions
If Iowa can't win this game, they don't deserve anything more than the Insight Bowl.
They are a good football team and Indiana is not. End of.
Good teams deal with being favorites.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
You are my voice of reason
thank you.
THE MOON WALK WAS A HOAX. YOUR POPCORN IS SHIT. JOLLY TIME FOREVER. FUCK PURDUE-RossWB
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 6, 2010 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions
I think we can bait Chappell
if he’s willing to make the 5 yd dump pass, it’ll be there all day. Same as always. We need to keep it to that and tackle well, same as always. However this game goes should be a preview of Northwestern.
I’m a little frightened, but DJK and McNutt should run wild!
It never gets to be easy
I'm not sure I'd say IU got "screwed out of a TD."
I watched that replay about a thousand times, and the WR never hit in-bounds. You can make the case that maybe it was so close that it shouldn’t have been reversed, but I really don’t think they were screwed out of anything.
I agree that the Sash play was miraculous, and turned the game ,but then again people after the game acted like we won on a last second lucky FG—apparently, it was the least impressive 20 point win in history (didn’t we win by 24, IIRC? Or was it 18? Anyway, by the end it wasn’t close in the least—that’s my point).
"Apparently, riding the dog like a small horse is FROWNED UPON IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT!"
18,
The spread was 17.5.
by Kinnick Stadium is my Graceland on Nov 6, 2010 10:15 AM CDT up reply actions
It's official
ARob is out.
I’m actually relieved, I was afraid they’d try to rush him back
It never gets to be easy
So am I. I don't see a downside to that.
A Rob gets much needed rest.
Coker and Rogers get carries.
We will still win.
"Apparently, riding Joe Paterno like a small horse is FROWNED UPON IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT!"
OH MAYBE WEGHER IS GOING TO COME BACK FOR THIS GAME!!!!!!!
/DMR comments section’d
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Nov 6, 2010 10:15 AM CDT up reply actions
That's not true.
The DMR comments section is way too busy talking about topics we can’t discuss on BHGP.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
With the benefit of retrospectacles,
Wegher’s brain must not be a very happy place to be right now. I truly hope things settle down for him and he rejoins the team in February.
Mr. Boh Knows ...
In time for the NCAA Tournament!
Wait, now I’m confused.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Nov 6, 2010 10:24 AM CDT up reply actions
I suspect he's going to be one out-of-shape guy
and somewhat sleep-deprived. Here’s hoping he gets back on track. He has NFL talent.
Mr. Boh Knows ...
We'll probably come out and pound the ball once with Coker, just to show we haven't abandoned the run game...
…and then the first reception will be to Sandeman across the middle. Then they’ll get DJK the record, and that should get the team fired up. Then we’ll see a lot of A Reisner up the middle (Indiana is soooooft up the middle) and lots of crossing routes.
My big question is about K Davis. Where did he go? Is he hurt, or did his PT just take a hit once Big Ten play started (which often happens with young guys on KF teams)? I’d love to see him a lot today if he’s healthy- – he could have a field day.
Go HAWKS!
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Nov 6, 2010 9:37 AM CDT reply actions
2-3 WRs get 90% of the touches in this offense, assuming they stay healthy.
Davis isn’t of those top 2-3 guys, hence no touches.
(He may or may not be better than Sandeman, but Davis doesn’t play the slot, so it’s a moot point.)
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Yeah, I was gonna say something about Davis on under routes...
…but then remembered that he’s not a slot guy. I think Sandeman and Reisner could have big days.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Nov 6, 2010 10:36 AM CDT up reply actions
DEVELOPING
I’m thinking this is an age issue. Some of us more “mature” (meaning pee continues to dribble after strong stream stops)(or boobs sag)(or both?) posters may have actually been in a cakewalk. I was during my hometown’s centennial as a young’un, or young gun, rather.
This post reminded me of that event; I have not thought of it for many many years. I’m guessing most posters don’t even know what it was.
If anybody cares to chime in as to just how “mature” you have to be to know what a cakewalk is/was, feel free. And if you don’t know, might be fun if you less “mature” took a guess.
One hint: After I participated in the cakewalk I did not need to wash my feet-or at least didn’t need to any more than I did before the cakewalk.
GO HAWKS!!!!!
Still had 'em in the '90s when I was a kid.
I had no idea it was such an outdated thing.
America, you're looking good: handsome, free and tall.
by Close Shave America on Nov 6, 2010 10:40 AM CDT up reply actions
So, since we were unsuccessful in petitioning to play this game under 8-man rules
I guess we’ll have to play the freshmen.
I agree with Eyeheart, the thing to do is line up and beat the shit out of them at the LOS and see if Coker is ready for primetime. I presume someone has told Coker that if he runs for 200 but fumbles once, he’ll be banished, but all we need is 90 yards and a credible threat in order to blow their defense out of the game.
I think Adrian will have a big game. A straight passing game feeds his 2010 instincts.
I’m very curious to see if the newly aggressive, positively swaggering decisionmaking by Ferentz carries over. If so, it’s time to let Ricky go for some stats. The guy needs a monster game or two to get his retirement funded in the spring, no?
Mr. Boh Knows ...
O'Keefe has the first 3 plays planned...
1) Coker off tackle for no gain.
2) Coker off tackle for 1.
3) Stanzi play action pass to Herman for 6.
The IU crowd of 3,457 erupts in celebration of their great defensive stand.
You know, you're probably right.
But if whatever midlife crisis hit Ferentz last week has continued its progressive infection of his brain, we’re going play action and vertical on first down.
Mr. Boh Knows ...
My hope
is that smartass/dickwad Kirk from the closing seconds of last week’s first half is still coaching the Hawks at the start of this game. IU could be buried 15 min. into this one.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Nov 6, 2010 10:30 AM CDT up reply actions
Speaking of which,
Lenox has scored 204 points in their last three games. In my next life I’m coaching 8-man football on grass fields next to grain elevators.
Mr. Boh Knows ...
Only commenting because that scene from Chappelle's Show
spawned a great pen-name (can it be a pen name if it’s a blog?) for one Oops Pow Surprise.
http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/5GRLcsr5Ej8/ – 3:50 mark.

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