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We're coming for you... 8 days left Herky.

The Most High Clerics of the Evil Wizardry Guild have appointed me to deliver a message. So that you can understand me, I must ask that you remove your arcane memory-constrictors and peer back into the dark hours of your history. Let us recall the recent triumphs:

 

If a frenchman can do it ...

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Brett Basanez - 2005


... an Asian can do it ...

 

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CJ Bacher - 2006 & 2008

 

... and a lanky goddamn philosopher can do it ...

 

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Mike Kafka - 2009

 

... then you can bet your amorphous, over-sized, corn-fed asses a hobbit can do it ...

 

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Dan Persa - 2010

 

PREPARE YOUR SPELLS HERKY

 

(Please take this with the good humor with which it was intended)

Unless otherwise expressly indicated by BHGP editors, this FanPost is strictly the viewpoint of the author and is not endorsed by BHGP in any way.

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