EDIT: I'm killing the original. It does look too much like an ad.
So, fellow football fans, we're 22 days away from an opportunity to get blackout drunk to stave off hypothermia and try to forget what will probably not be a very good football game from my point of view. I'm guessing that quite a few of you will be making the trek up to check out the new stadium and irritate the hell out of me and cheer your deplorable team on to probable victory.
In the original post, I asked people to frequent one particular bar I go to. That's too close to being an ad, and I don't need to push crap on here. If anyone does want to meet before/after the game, send an e-mail to email@example.com. But if you do go to the game, please visit the local bars and restaurants around campus. The fact that we suck more dong than Chasey Lain has made things very tough on the owners of establishments.
Thank you and apologies,