On August 25th, 2008, I joined this blog. Since that day, I have written 6 fanposts, 13 fanshots, and 6218 comments. Those statistics don't tell the whole story. There are no statistics for my experience here. I have enjoyed the bantering, the arguing, HOCKEYBEAR, the "Clayborn up the middle" play HFMR drew up last year for the OSU game, the Stanzi, Kirk's bubble gum, "Stand by your Fran", the perversion, and of course, my role models in swagger and common sense, StoopsMyAss and Bellanca.

But over the course of the last two years, I have held a dark secret. A secret that brings water to my eyes as I type this and think back on all of my spelling errors (It all make sense). A secret I must reveal.

My high school English teacher went to OMHR Purdue.

There. I finally got it out.

I feel better already.