I mean, are they going to poop their pants or are they going to get tough?

I mean, are they going to poop their pants or are they going to get tough?

Tom Brands on this year's crop of newcomers. In related news, Tom Brands is awesome.

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Very well put.

I believe he took that quote from Winston Churchill.

by bornofclay on Nov 4, 2010 7:52 PM CDT via mobile reply actions

Don't get me wrong

I love Tom Brands and think that everything he does with the program is excellent, but the transcripts of him talking are really hard to follow.
INTENSE is the perfect word to describe him.

Welcome to Ohiowa, the great potato state!
Bret Bielema is a damned red-commie traitor.

by ninerhawk on Nov 4, 2010 7:59 PM CDT reply actions

In internet etiquette there is a rule about never using all caps.

When you quote Tom Brands you ignore that rule.

That is all.

by trhawk on Nov 4, 2010 8:06 PM CDT reply actions

If I'm not mistaken, that rule was created...

So as to avoid confusion when quoting Tom Brands.

by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Nov 5, 2010 8:49 AM CDT up reply actions

"He called the shit 'poop'!"

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Nov 4, 2010 8:17 PM CDT reply actions

Don't put it out with your boots, Ted!

“Aw, this is the greatest night of my life!”

"You think you can take me? Go ahead on. It's your move." -- Thomas Jefferson Geronimo III

by IPeeBlackAndGold on Nov 4, 2010 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions

God, that is a great line.

Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.

by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Nov 4, 2010 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions

that

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Nov 4, 2010 9:17 PM CDT reply actions

just a ruse to get them ready for new, epic, enemy, Purdue.

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Nov 4, 2010 9:17 PM CDT reply actions

So that would be my opening statement.

by NotSallyMason on Nov 4, 2010 10:42 PM CDT reply actions

Ah, wrestling coaches.

It’s either shitting yourself or being a man. There’s no in between.

Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.

by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Nov 4, 2010 11:24 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs

Hold on.

Is Geogre Brett not a man?

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Nov 5, 2010 9:34 AM CDT up reply actions

That was a disturbing audio.

Nuts and Bolts we got screwed

by Kluginator on Nov 5, 2010 9:46 AM CDT up reply actions

Yeah, they got rid of the video.

It’s just George Brett stretching at Royals camp and telling the story to a teammate like they were talking about vacation photos or something. It’s pretty great.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Nov 5, 2010 10:06 AM CDT up reply actions

shitting ones pants

as a metaphor is one thing but literally shitting ones pants is just sad

Nuts and Bolts we got screwed

by Kluginator on Nov 5, 2010 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions

Or it's just another day at the office if you're Tim Sylvia.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Nov 5, 2010 11:23 AM CDT up reply actions

While reading Deadspin today...

I ran into this article:

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/news/story?id=5651802

…which almost makes pooping your pants seem like the ultimate “sports toughness” act.

I, for one, am happy that I never gave so much of myself to any sporting event that I soiled myself.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Nov 5, 2010 5:07 PM CDT up reply actions

I love it. I try to convince myself that it’s the civilized Hawkeye sports conversations that are the reason I love BHGP so much…but let’s be honest…it’s the poop jokes. That’s the reason I come back here so much (this sentence only exists to separate the poop jokes from the dick jokes as much as possible…shit). And the dick jokes.

by HawKCP on Nov 5, 2010 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions

Since when do you have to be young to poop your pants?

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by Cairo on Nov 5, 2010 7:30 AM CDT reply actions

I think Tom would agree

that pants poopage is more a mental thing than an age thing. There are older guys who poop their pants and there are younger guys who don’t poop and then there are guys whose faith keeps them from pooping but they can’t stand still, they have to keep progressing or there will be poopy pants.

Nuts and Bolts we got screwed

by Kluginator on Nov 5, 2010 9:04 AM CDT up reply actions