INPIYL2I Wonders What Iowa Needs Healthy Linebackers For Anyway
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Apparently AIRBHG has a sibling. And he hates linebackers. Coming into the season, linebacker was a position we had some trepidation about, as much for the uncertainty of two new starters as for the general lack of depth at the position. The good news is that the former concern has largely faded away; they haven't made anyone forget about AJ Edds and Pat Angerer, but Tyler Nielsen emerged as a very capable starter at outside linebacker and, in his rare moments of health, Jeff Tarpinian has been solid at middle linebacker. The latter concern has only become more significant throughout the season and never moreso than now, with the news that Tyler Nielsen is out for weeks (and likely the rest of the season) with a neck injury*. Given that and the uncertain conditions of Jeff Tarpinian and Jeremiha Hunter, where's that leave the rest of the linebacker depth chart? Good question:
"It could be Troy, it could be Tarp," Ferentz said. "Where’s that leave us? Yeah, it could be Troy or Tarp and Ross (Petersen). That’s about where we’re at, isn’t it?"
Petersen, a fifth-year senior from Durant, was listed on the depth chart as the second-team outside linebacker behind Nielsen. Ferentz said freshman Shane DiBona, who started last week at the other inside linebacker position, could be another option outside.
So... yeah. Chaos reigns. It's entirely possible that Iowa's starting linebackers on Saturday could be comprised of a true freshman (James Morris), a jack-of-all linebacker positions/master-of-none fifth-year senior (Troy Johnson), and either a redshirt freshman (Shane DiBona) or a fifth-year senior former walk-on (Ross Petersen). Exciting! On the other hand, it may not be quite that dire. It sounds as though Tarpinian should be able to play more than he did against MSU (where he played only a few obvious passing downs) and Hunter may be healthy for Indiana. But just to be safe, you might want to brush up on your back-ups so when #97 (Petersen), #37 (DiBona), and #50 (Lance Tillison) see the field (and they will), you're not left wondering "who dat?"
* The Gazoo reported that it was a broken vertebrae, which certainly sounds pretty damn bad both in terms of this year and the future. Fortunately, Morehouse had a little better news on the future front this morning:
Good news on LB Tyler Nielsen. He has a fracture, but it should heal fine and he'll be able to resume his football career.
Stanzi for Heisman? Turns out we were just ahead of the curve. On the heels of yet another truly fine quarterbacking performance by the Manzi, Stanzi is starting to gain some actual traction in the discussion for the trophy awarded to the best quarterback or running back on the nation's best team the Heisman Trophy. Rittenberg is touting him as one of the Big Ten's top candidates right now. He's cracked the top ten of ESPN's Heisman Watch experts' poll. He's slipped into the top ten of CNNSI's Heisman list. He's even as high as 4th on ESPN Insider's Heisman Predictor ($). Mind you, he's still persona non grata on SBN's own Heisman Watch List -- guess you can't win 'em all. Still, this is a remarkable transformation for a quarterback who forced us to coin a handful of new terms -- "STANZIBALL!" and "Rick-Six" among them -- to describe his oft-errant passes. Since wresting the starting job away from JC6 in 2008, Stanzi's always had the winner tag to hang his hat on; now he finally has the stats to back it up (135/197, 1922 yards, 19/2 TD/INT, 180.28 passer rating, 2nd nationally in pass efficiency). Heisman or not, we'll happily settle for four more weeks of Stanzi performances like the ones we've seen over the last nine weeks.
At least we have the law on our side now. Get ready for four years of law-related puns now that Iowa's added their 16th football recruit to this year's class, safety Nicholas Law out of Maryland. Law (3* Rivals, 3* Scout, 77 ESPN) had a host of offers from BCS schools (including Cincinnati, Illinois, Michigan State, North Carolina State, Virginia, West Virginia, and OMHR) and has the measurements you'd want in a safety prospect -- 6'3", 195 lbs., fake 40-time of 4.4. Considering that the options at safety beyond Greenwood and Sash are "gaping hole," "random walk-on," and "yawning void," we're just happy to see any new faces for that position going forward.
NUGGETZ OF TRUTH
* FOTP storminspank provides a quick and handy breakdown of the Iowa hoopyball roster with the season looming.
* Iowa was named the Tostitos Team of the Week for their curbstomping of Michigan State last week. Okay then.
* Mas Casa and Doc Saturday break down the Big Ten race with a month to go.
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With a name like DiBona ...
things are only pointing up.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 3, 2010 12:40 PM CDT reply actions
I bet he's been working long and hard to get to where he is.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Nov 3, 2010 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions
We're going deep into the the reserves to thrust him into the starting lineup
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Caution: don't work him too much
He can go off and then he gets really sleepy
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning
by The Bacon Explosion on Nov 3, 2010 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions
He could have played QB in high school, but the center wanted no part of him.
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
by SomeJerkPoster on Nov 3, 2010 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions
I hope he hits that C gap hard if he gets the chance on on OLB blitz
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Nov 3, 2010 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions
It's a good thing we're getting things straight, we're going to have some stiff competition soon
by A True Americanzi on Nov 3, 2010 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Troy JOHNSON, Ross PETERsen, LANCE Tillison, Shane DiBONA
Interesting pattern we have here.
by Stay thirsty, my friends. on Nov 3, 2010 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Is that a austin powers reference?
Since they are young, they’ll be up and performing in no time… (5 minutes if I recall correctly)
It's common knowledge
that if you beat Dibona you will go blind.
Nuts and Bolts we got screwed
by Kluginator on Nov 3, 2010 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Somehow I feel like we've only touched the tip of these comments.
"Your shit's weak! Shit's weak!"
by rinseandrepeat on Nov 3, 2010 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions
It is the most sensitive part of the comments
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on Nov 3, 2010 10:41 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Even so, you can't neglect the rest of them.
"Your shit's weak! Shit's weak!"
by rinseandrepeat on Nov 3, 2010 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions
WOW!
You win at least a couple internets there.
/
In case this doesn’t work (first try):
/rousing round of the clap gif’d
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Nov 3, 2010 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
In a similar report
Tarp is now a penis euphemism.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Nov 3, 2010 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions
I THOUGHT OF ANOTHER ONE!!
Okay, okay…I heard DiBona covers tight ends like glue…
AND!
DiBona is excellent in jamming receivers up…
/sigh – what a good day
by bornofclay on Nov 3, 2010 10:55 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I've ruined this thread ...
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 3, 2010 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions
With this group, nothing is ever ruined.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Nov 3, 2010 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions
I was thinking of something clever to say
News flash: I’m not clever.
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really the only concern coming out of highschool for DiBona
Was that he lacked size. As we all know, size isn’t everything. DiBona made a reputation for himself as a “gap filler” and “someone who could really cause some damage when he gets penetration.” What I really like about him is his “balls deep” mentality, and I think after another year or so, doyle will have really put some girth on DiBona. Look out everybody, cause in a world of hardknocks, DiBona reigns supreme
Penis.
by bornofclay on Nov 3, 2010 3:03 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 2 recs
Aspiring
Plus I have studied DiBona intimately…
by bornofclay on Nov 3, 2010 3:15 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Some critics have taken point with his slow recovery time.
I've been in love (truly) with five women, the Spanish Republic and the 4th Infantry Division.
by sailorjerry on Nov 3, 2010 4:22 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I'm not very good at this, so I'll just say that DiBona has a mantis in his pantis.
"Iowa is like a flat Pennsylvania."
Beat Northwestern.
by ReadingRambler on Nov 3, 2010 5:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Law apparently goes by Nico
and thus will be known as Nico “Above The” Law
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
+1
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Nov 3, 2010 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Nico Law?
Sweet! Nico Law, McNutt, DiBona. We’re piling up an all-name team.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 3, 2010 1:09 PM CDT reply actions
Tostitos team of the week? Awesome!
The other nominees for the week? Football powerhouses Baylor and Syracuse, WHO COULD BOTH POTENTIALLY BE THEIR CONFERENCES REPS TO THE BCS!
Crazy world we live in, eh?
to be fair
it should be noted that after learning of the award rotel and velveeta have volunteered to sponsor the runners up to keep the snack formula naysayers and the sodium pollsters happy
/yesthisislame
I've been in love (truly) with five women, the Spanish Republic and the 4th Infantry Division.
by sailorjerry on Nov 3, 2010 3:15 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
You know what happens when you swing for the fences every time?
Sammy Sosa happens.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Nov 3, 2010 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Why does swinging for the fences lead to steroid use, egotism, and congressional hearings?
by PackerHawk on Nov 4, 2010 10:29 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I don't know, but slightly OT...
…isn’t it interesting that people kept saying that San Francisco could be a winner if they’d just get rid of Barry Bonds. I wonder why they kept saying tha… oh, look, San Francisco won the World Series. Hmmm.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Nov 4, 2010 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions
3 Questions after last weekend
1: Since when does Iowa have “3-4” defense in their vocabulary, let alone deploy it for what looked like 33% of defensive snaps? “We’re outta linebackers? Let’s swap out a DT and add one more LB we don’t have. They’ll never see it coming.”
2: Does anybody have an explanation of Kirk’s time out usage at the end of the 1st half? Was that Coach’s way of saying Fuck You to Dantonio for allowing Rucker on the field?
3: Coker is who we thought he is. GTF outta the way. Purdue’s safety’s are having Shonn Greene flashbacks, and we don’t even play them ‘til 2011. Oh – that’s not a question, so -I’ll add – amiright?
You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Nov 3, 2010 1:40 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Okay, so I wasn't the only one that went
WTF?!?! When they lined up in 3-4?
I think the timeouts is coach-speak for flipping the bird?
Purdue? Fuck Purdue! Commie bastards!
1. 3-4 is called the Raider. It’s been in the playbook forever but extremely rare. MSU was running the underneath routes and the coaches wanted to add another defender to the middle level.
2. Yes I believe so.
3. YES!
-David
Then why??
Have we not run 3-4 against mfNWU? Because underneath routes is all they run.
by Off Constantly on Nov 3, 2010 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions
#2 (not poop related)
You could also argue that the McNutt to DJK play was a little F U play up 37 to whatever. I love the play call as Kirk needs to let them loose a little more. However, I think you should have saved that for OSU to release pressure off the run.
I think you run it before OSU to give them something to think about
I’m sure there are more tricks in the bag if needed.
Eeeuuuuuwwwww...
/stuck to bottom of foot’d
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Nov 3, 2010 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions
2. I recall saying to the guy next to me “Since when did Kirk decide to be a dick to the other team?”
Sure, it was a dick move.
And I loved every second of it. It was a great way to release some of the anger of losing by just a point the week before.
"Your shit's weak! Shit's weak!"
by rinseandrepeat on Nov 3, 2010 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions
You're all about full release, aren't you?
Just admit it.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on Nov 3, 2010 10:46 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Damn, you caught me.
"Your shit's weak! Shit's weak!"
by rinseandrepeat on Nov 3, 2010 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Who isn't?
"There are few things graven in stone, except that you have to squat or you're a pussy." -Mark Rippetoe
True...but
Is it really that much of a dick move? Dantonio let a player who just spent the week in jail play…..it is uncharacteristic of ferentz but I wouldn’t call it a dick move….who’s the classier guy; the one who runs a trick play or the one who let’s prisoners on the field? I dunno
by bornofclay on Nov 3, 2010 10:14 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
True...but
Is it really that much of a dick move? Dantonio let a player who just spent the week in jail play…..it is uncharacteristic of ferentz but I wouldn’t call it a dick move….who’s the classier guy; the one who runs a trick play or the one who let’s prisoners on the field? I dunno
by bornofclay on Nov 3, 2010 10:14 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Of course it was a dck move
It was a full-on dick-swinging contest out there, acknowledged, if I heard right, by OPS and HS in the podcast.
Classy guys are always still capable of dick moves; they’re not mutually exclusive. Which makes it downright hilarious when the real dicks (Dantonio, Bielema) inspire the otherwise classy guys (Ferentz, Paterno) to go that route.
What we really need is a further description from RUTS on the four categories of negative all men can be classified into: Douche, Dick, Asshole & Creep. The Slow States podcast introduced this fascinating barroom concept and I can’t wait to hear more.
The offensive line was inspired by McGloin.
Tell me more.
Wait, I’ll just go to Slow States.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Nov 4, 2010 10:52 AM CDT up reply actions
I had a compression fracture in my upper back when I was a kid...
The good news is, it’s a pretty minor thing. It heals, given time and isn’t something that you have to worry about all the time like tendon, ligament, etc. injuries. The bad news, it lingers as you get older and you have to wear a corset for 3 months. A kid in a corset in fifth grade can be a pretty unforgiving circumstance. And as for the lingering, I have back pain to this day…it’s never going away.
Re: 'Yeah, it could be Troy or Tarp and Ross (Petersen)'
I wish it were: ’Yeah, it could be Troy or Tarp and Ross (WB)
The offensive line was inspired by McGloin.
by jtothep on Nov 3, 2010 3:09 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Completely off topic, but IF Cy beats Nebraska somehow...
All they have to do is beat Colorado for the B12 North title, amiright?
Baylor-ISU Big Twelve final title game?
YES!!!
"Yeah, and that’s bullshit, cause Boise plays Kirkwood every other weekend".
Smokin' Herb Grigsby's Mom (+1, I say)
In a world gone mad...
…we don’t spank the monkey, the monkey spanks US.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Nov 3, 2010 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions
I though that was the case in Soviet Russia?
OK ...one time Randy Beaman had to take baths with his brother ... so one time his little brother took a potty in the bathtub ... and now Randy Beaman gets to take showers by himself. 'K. Bye
How could you forget the game that decides the holder of the famed TELEPHONE TROPHY?

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
That thing is almost as crappy as the CyHawk.
OK ...one time Randy Beaman had to take baths with his brother ... so one time his little brother took a potty in the bathtub ... and now Randy Beaman gets to take showers by himself. 'K. Bye
Wow.
My first thought: this is what happens when the CyHawk Trophy and the Land Grant Trophy get drunk on a Friday night.
My second thought: that can’t be true because the progeny of two really ugly people usually ends up to be pretty hot when she grows up.
by Abbas_Cincinnatus on Nov 3, 2010 4:56 PM CDT up reply actions
That thing is getting close to Land Grant levels.
The longer (DiBona) I look at it, the worse it gets.
"Iowa is like a flat Pennsylvania."
Beat Northwestern.
by ReadingRambler on Nov 3, 2010 6:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Adam West saw this once
and had to fight the temptation to pick up the receiver.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Nov 3, 2010 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions
All this DiBona talk reminds me of the color commentary from the Michigan game
Whenever they talked about a hole opening up for McNutt or McNutt filling the middle of the field I giggled my middle school giggle.
Keep him out this week
Please. Let Coker play, but otherwise, go 5 wide and torch Indiana.
But please let ARob rest for the week.
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Nov 3, 2010 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm hoping for a Hartlieb '88 performance out of Ricky this weekend.
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
by SomeJerkPoster on Nov 3, 2010 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Without the overall game result one hopes
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on Nov 3, 2010 10:50 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
OMFG is back in vocabulary now, too.
You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Nov 3, 2010 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions
ricky!
Heisman or not, we’ll happily settle for four more weeks of Stanzi performances like the ones we’ve seen over the last nine weeks.
He makes me proud to be a Hawkeye swoon
and that's another Hawkeye first down... EHAWW!!
LAW?
edible chammois cream? what the hell is wrong with you?
by With Ferentz Like These... on Nov 3, 2010 7:35 PM CDT reply actions
I raise you one
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Nov 3, 2010 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
I just noticed
that A-Rob is sitting about 80 yards behind John Clay in one fewer games. With the less than stout defenses coming up, I see no reason that he can’t surpass Clay to lead all running backs in the B10 (excluding Denard at UM, who is a QB in a gimmick offense)
Nuts and Bolts we got screwed
If he misses this week, I could see him not surpassing Clay.
That’s pretty much the only reason he shouldn’t. And Clay is facing some less than stout defenses also. But he is splitting carries more than ARob.
these comments are funnier than watching the elephants-eating-eachothers-poop video while drunk
and ive been drinking. so i compared.
pop a top and enjoy
fightin for president stanzi's fightin americanzis since his first 13 yard charge - syracuse '07
by metcalfrhymeswithblodbath on Nov 3, 2010 9:30 PM CDT reply actions
That thing was balls deep in thurr.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Nov 3, 2010 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions
off topic
but did the Sash-Hyde play make it on Sportscenter’s Top 10 on Monday? anyone have a video?
and that's another Hawkeye first down... EHAWW!!
No
but McNutt’s catch was like #4 or something. One late-night rendition of SportsCenter gave us this comment:
Sometimes you McNutt…sometimes you don’t.
I thought
That was a perfect play from a smart team. I know others have said that Stanzi’s pass hung up in the wind, but I disagree. I think he threw it where no one else would have a play but McNutt and he pulled it in like a pro! That just shows how much Stanzi has grown since last year and how good McNutt really is.
just wanted to let all who dont give a shit know
That my friends yanked on my beard hair….
Fuckin dragon betrayal……..to the nth degree
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