The last trip to the Twin Cities by the Hawkeye’s had many highlights during the 55-0 ass thrashing but none quite as interesting as what happened in the men’s room during the second half. Turns out SheWhoWillNotBeNamed, after far too many plastic cups of Chardonnay, had a brief sexual encounter with another drunken Hawkeye fan she had just met moments earlier in the corridor outside the men’s room. The encounter ended when the “buzz kill” security cops showed up and unhooked the couple.
While I doubt SheWhoWillNotBeNamed will be attending the game on Saturday hopefully some brave and or highly intoxicated Iowa fans will consider carrying on this rich tradition by christening a men’s room at
TCF Bank Stadium the new Kinnick North. We all know tradition is what college football is all about.