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AAAAAAAGHHH COMMUNISM IS ON THE MARCH YOU GUYS

HELLO EVERYONE. I AM AT MY PARENT'S HOME FOR THANKSGIVING. THEY HAD ON THE STUPID MACY'S DAY THANSGIVING PARADE. USUALLY IT IS JUST A BUNCH OF ANNOYING BANDS. SAME THING EVERY YEAR, RIGHT?

RIGHT? 

RIGHT??????

not right

NOT RIGHT

PURDUE!

PURDUE EVERYWEHRE!

THEY'RE EVERYWHERE

THEY LET THEM PLAY THEIR FIGHT SONG. IN THE MIDDLE OF AMERICA'S BIGGEST CITY. IT WAS SO HORRIBLE. MY PARENTS BEGAN DANCING ALONG WITH IT. I HAD TO PUNCH THEM.

OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS, LOOK AT IT

PLEASE, GOD, TAKE ME NOW

ALL-AMERICAN, MY TURKEY GIBLETS

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