WELCOME TO HATE WEEK: HATE SPRINGS ETERNAL
by Patrick Vint on Nov 23, 2010 7:30 AM CST
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This season might have sucked, but at least I'm not a Minnesota fan.
I'm not going to lie to you; it's a little difficult to get worked up for Goldy this year. Gone are the dreams of parading a Big Ten Championship trophy through TCF Bank Stadium, in front of Tim Brewster, after a win that knocks Minnesota out of a bowl trip. No, there will be no Big Ten title, and Goldy's bowl trip went overboard with Brewster weeks ago, and their interim coach has no chance of getting the job. It makes this week's game feel oddly one-off.
Fortunately, it's still Minnesota. It might not be Tim Brewster, but it's still Adam Weber, forever regressing, now playing for his third coach and completely incapable of saving him, as well. It might not be the horrendous 2007 defense, but it is still a defense lost, confused, and giving up 409 yards and 34 points per game. It might not be for a Big Ten title, but it's still for Floyd, the most prized piece of bronzed pork in the world. It might not be important to anything else, but it's still Minnesota. It's still the program who chases big name coaches like a child chasing the end of a rainbow. It's still the program that had Bo Pelini and took Tim Brewster. It's still such a massive, massive trainwreck.
So we will travel -- oh God, will we travel -- and we'll bring our typical ravenous horde of Mongrels to TCF Bank Stadium, once lauded for being the perfect size to keep out the foreign menace, but those projections didn't include 2-9 seasons and fan apathy of epic proportions. Like its predecessor, we will make TCF Bank Stadium an extension of our program, an outpost on the great northern frontier. Kinnick North Redux, etc. But that won't be enough, not with a reputation to uphold and an opponent to obliterate. No, the horde must gobble up every resource at its disposal, like the proverbial plague of locusts set loose in St. Paul. Their stadium belongs to us, goalposts and all. Only after we have beaten them and claimed our prizes of bronzed swine and yellow steel will we know this game, this campaign, this task is complete. Minnesota is still on the schedule, and because of that there is still something to salvage. This Thursday, give thanks for that. Give thanks for hate.
Hate week is here, everyone. Viva hate.
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I have a lot of hate this season.
Hate for every fucking loss. I am really looking forward to the Hawks murderfucking the Golphers.
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride!" HST
After 2 full football seasons in enemy territory, I feel sorry for Gopher fans
They’re pathetic. They really are. The thing is, they want me to feel sorry for them. Which only makes me hate them more.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
Floyd hates TDF Waterhouse.com stadium, and wants to stay in Iowa.
FOREVER.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
this is an old school photo, check it out,
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
Cool pic, looks like the same uniforms as the throwbacks from this year.
56? 57?
According to wikipedia Iowa won it:
1950 1953 1955
1956 1957 1958
1959 1963
by HawkeyeRecon on Nov 23, 2010 8:48 AM CST up reply actions
Neat
Number 61 in that pic looks like Mike Reilly from Dubuque. Can anyone confirm? I can’t seem to find anything in my searches to confirm his #. He played 1961 – 63. A linebacker. He was the color man for Ron Gonder on WMT back when each station originated their own broadcast of the games. Mike’s son played for the Hawks as well.
(I hope that is Mike after boring you all with his mini-biography. If anyone can confirm, that would be great.)
Nobody willingly stays in Iowa.
That’s why so many of you move to Minnesota and Chicago.
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Nov 23, 2010 8:24 AM CST up reply actions
SUCK IT
NO FARMS, NO FOOD
"NOOOO!" - Lycurgus the Lawgiver
Beat Michigan State
by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2010 8:52 AM CST up reply actions
A.N.F.
But farms aren’t exclusive to Iowa.
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Nov 23, 2010 8:58 AM CST up reply actions
Southern Minnesota is indistinguishable from northern Iowa.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Southern Minnesota is significantly smuggier.
Ambition is the willingness to kill the things you love and eat them to stay alive.
It's too cold in Minnesota to grow anything on farms.
I once watched a show about wild Minnesota rice, but I hate rice. It’s boring.
So suck it, Minnesota.
"NOOOO!" - Lycurgus the Lawgiver
Beat Michigan State
by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2010 10:58 AM CST up reply actions
It's ok to hate
Minnesota wild rice, but not because it’s rice. It’s actually an annual water-grass seed, “zizania aquatica.” Whatever, I hate it too.
Out.
What's your deal?
by PCarroll_u_sm(j)irk on Nov 23, 2010 3:20 PM CST up reply actions
My vacation home is in Iowa
and I think you are an asshole.
Other than that, Good luck this week!
We play tackle football.
You really have a vacation home in Iowa?
Even I, a native Iowan, find that slightly odd.
by The Mexican't on Nov 23, 2010 9:39 AM CST up reply actions
If I win the lottery, I'm buying houses in Bodega Bay and Iowa City
I’ll be watching the Pacific roll in baby except when its football season.
Guess what?! I got a fever, and the only prescription...is more cowbell!!
by The Bird Cult on Nov 23, 2010 12:09 PM CST up reply actions
Not just Iowa City
Melrose. Right across the street from Kinnick. The Magic Bus will be given free parking year round. Free beer, turkey legs and the biggest of the big screens. My game day bashes will become legend.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
I had a dream the other night where I did this. It was legend.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Nov 23, 2010 12:27 PM CST up reply actions
I win the lottery
I’m demolishing Ryan Field.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Nov 23, 2010 1:05 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Will Fitz be on the 50 yard line?
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Nov 23, 2010 1:37 PM CST up reply actions
The second
then the first.
Then pour gas on the wreckage and light it.
It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?
by chitownhawkeye on Nov 23, 2010 11:55 PM CST up reply actions
Burned down, fell over, THEN sank into the swamp...
…but the fourth stadium STAYED UP!
by KrawdadinWI on Nov 25, 2010 11:56 AM CST up reply actions
I never lie.
Occasionally, I exaggerate, for literary effect. This is not such a moment. Of course, my ex- would have preferred Martha’s Vineyard, but — oh well.
We play tackle football.
Martha's Vineyard = rich people and beaches.
Rich people are ok, but I honestly find beaches to be overrated.
"NOOOO!" - Lycurgus the Lawgiver
Beat Michigan State
by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2010 9:22 PM CST up reply actions
You might be surprised
I visit relatives at West Lake Okoboji every other year. My wife, who has no ties to Iowa, would love to have us get a place on the lake there.
In Norm we trust.
I moved to California
So you’re wrong. There are tons of iowans out here and we are not freezing our asses off. So take that vermin.
Guess what?! I got a fever, and the only prescription...is more cowbell!!
by The Bird Cult on Nov 23, 2010 12:18 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
You abandoned the midwest!
For shame!
John Hannah: Haunting the Michigan State administration building since 1991!
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Nov 23, 2010 12:19 PM CST up reply actions
If you have ever
sat in the Texas sun on a January day. 72 degrees with a cool breeze, and 4 hours later walked off a plane into a foot of snow and near 0 with windchill, you would understand.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
Not trolling for sympathy, but
The sat after new year I was in my childhood home waiting for it to WARM UP from – 17 to go to the funeral home to sign my mothers death certificate ( she died on new years eve of stage IV lung cancer in the house not unexpected I was there when she died).
When I left the house it was a balmy -8. It was nice to fly back home to Sacramento and our “cold” 50f northern California winters.
But I’d move back for 200k a year and six weeks vacation. If you can get out of the worst of the winter it’s not so bad…
Guess what?! I got a fever, and the only prescription...is more cowbell!!
by The Bird Cult on Nov 23, 2010 12:32 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I've done this exact thing multiple times.
The wind in my face as I exit O’Hare is what I need to snap me back to reality after a week’s worth of “then you know what, you should just be your own country” arguments with in-laws.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Nov 23, 2010 1:08 PM CST up reply actions
Is that secession talk I here?
Yes! Viva la revolucion! FUCK THE HIPPIES! RAAAWWRRRGHRJKDSFAJKWRHEWILEWRLLJE!!!!
"Yeah, and that’s bullshit, cause Boise plays Kirkwood every other weekend".
Smokin' Herb Grigsby's Mom (+1, I say)
Too lazy to shovel snow, huh, you disgusting freeloader??!
"NOOOO!" - Lycurgus the Lawgiver
Beat Michigan State
by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2010 1:44 PM CST up reply actions
That's what the better half is for
She does get rather testy when I crack open the door, point and say “honey, you missed a spot”.
In my defense, I have the cup for her hot cocoa waiting on the counter. All she needs to do is add water, Swiss Miss and a minute in the microwave.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
Ur doin' it rong!
Hot cocoa waiting for you is nice and all, but a hip flask is portable and warms from within…
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Nov 23, 2010 7:08 PM CST up reply actions
I've offered
to buy her a flask. She said that it would make her feel like a drunk.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
What's her point?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Nov 24, 2010 11:58 AM CST up reply actions
I'm big on the Ariens snow blowers.
All metal and you can rebuild them indefinitely. For shovels, nothing better than getting a metal coal shovel or two. They’re the only things guaranteed not to break in a wet snow.
We play tackle football.
Snow blowers? Who you calling a pussy, dude?
Although, in truth, I don’t have a snow blower only because I’m cheap.
We got 33 inches thanks to two storms over the course of a week last winter. That was….fun.
"NOOOO!" - Lycurgus the Lawgiver
Beat Michigan State
by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2010 9:25 PM CST up reply actions
My safe house is five miles from the Buffalo Ridge, in northwest Iowa.
That’s five miles from the highest point between the Alleghenies and the Black Hills. The average 24×7 windspeed is 17 mph and temperatures didn’t hit 40 for 100+ consecutive days last winter. We had 100 mph winds (no tornado or cyclone, just a steep pressure gradient, this fall.), which exploded 100 year-old silver maples and new steel confinement buildings alike. I am thrilled to have an internal combustion engine remove as much of the stuff as possible (before it all blows back). You probably get more snow on average, though last winter we were piling it in the center of the streets because it spilled over and buried the sidewalks, otherwise.
The guy who works on my machine is so sick, so old-school, that when he services a lawnmower he balances the blade, like it was an airplane’s prop. It bothers him that people try to mow their yards with unbalanced blades. He’s very stubborn, process-oriented, and resolute, like a certain coach we admire. As with Ferentz, a person doesn’t dare ask him, “Is there an easier way to do this stuff?”
We play tackle football.
I stick with eight items or less
Sweatshirt
Heavy coat
Snow pants
Gloves
Hat
Boots
Shovel
Sunglasses
"NOOOO!" - Lycurgus the Lawgiver
Beat Michigan State
by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2010 9:31 PM CST up reply actions
Worse yet, try doing that when your furnace went out over the week of vacation.
Came back to find the refrigerator warmer than the house.
Bradley-Terry ratings for college football and basketball
Because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
There ARE tons
of Iowans in California — those bastards overran Long Beach. And no, you’re not freezing your asses off, you’re sitting on them stuck on the 405. Viva la Rush Hour!
What's your deal?
by PCarroll_u_sm(j)irk on Nov 23, 2010 3:25 PM CST up reply actions
Moving to Minnesota
was one of the biggest mistakes of my life. When I finally left that hell hole, my Uncle from Colorado called me to offer his congratulations and say that he was no longer ashamed to be related to be related to me.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
Have fun you guys
I suppose we can give up our lease on Camp Randall West for a year or so..
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On, Wisconsin!
I disagree
I’m not going to lie to you; it’s a little difficult to get worked up for Goldy this year.
In my opinion, it’s very easy to get worked up for Goldy. I want blood. I want anguish. I want to demolish Goldy. I want to see a third straight shut-out, and I want us to put up the gaudiest numbers we’ve ever seen the Iowa Hawkeyes put up. I want to steal their goalposts and desecrate their bathrooms. It may be little comfort after the season we’ve had, but it’s Minnesota. Any time we can humiliate them, it’s good. Any time we can humiliate them, I can forget, if just for a few glorious moments, the disappointment that this season has brought us.
Let’s kill some gophers.
This is what I'd like to see from the traveling Iowa horde this weekend:
by HawkeyeRecon on Nov 23, 2010 9:11 AM CST up reply actions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PQ6335puOc&feature=related
Darkness warshed over the Dude - darker'n a black steer's tookus on a moonless prairie night. There was no bottom.
by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Nov 23, 2010 10:51 AM CST up reply actions
Rape and Pillage.
Ok, not rape… but fornicate… oh, shit, we already did that.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Nov 23, 2010 10:33 PM CST up reply actions
Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy,
but if I kill all the golfers, they’re gonna lock me up and throw away the key…
Welcome to Ohiowa, the great potato state!
Bret Bielema is a damned red-commie traitor.
fixed
golfers gophers
Welcome to Ohiowa, the great potato state!
Bret Bielema is a damned red-commie traitor.
We can do that!
We don’t even have to have a reason!
Bradley-Terry ratings for college football and basketball
Because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
A Gopher Fan Channels B Rabbit
This game ain’t no mother-fuckin’ matchup marquee
I know everything you’ve got to say against me
My team is shit, I am a fucking Gopher fan
I do live in a trailer and eat Spam
My team has always fuckin’ blew
We did have a dumb coach named Brew
Who could never win shit against you
And we’re gonna get fucking killed again by you guys
I’m still standing here screaming “Fuck the Hawkeyes!”
/hands mic back to Hawkeye nation
by Midnight Rambler on Nov 23, 2010 9:50 AM CST up reply actions
Uh...uh...uh...
Yo…from the land of corncobs and pig shit…
We might be 7 & 4 but at least we don’t quit…
Indoors/Outdoors Spring or Fall…
We gonna fuck you like Lois in a stall…
Hawks vs Gophers, Kinnick North? Thanks!
Our stadium is named for a hero, yours for a bank!
Strap it on Goldy for Herky is pissed…
Secure your goalposts or they will be missed.
Word…
by djwoody on Nov 23, 2010 11:16 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
And Iowa Still Has All Their Rose Bowl Victories Of The Last Fifty Years
I kid, I kid.
I understand that this game IS Iowa’s Rose Bowl.
by Midnight Rambler on Nov 23, 2010 9:30 AM CST up reply actions
Three more years until that joke becomes even more laughable...
"NOOOO!" - Lycurgus the Lawgiver
Beat Michigan State
by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2010 11:00 AM CST up reply actions
Hey, the legislature is making Real Progress on a new NFL stadium!
Ah, who am I kidding…
/burns Minnesota Vikings stuff, adopts Cleveland Browns as new team
by Midnight Rambler on Nov 23, 2010 4:21 PM CST up reply actions
Good call.
No need to worry about heartache with the Browns.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
TOO MANY RAMBLERS.
So just shut your face and take a seat, 'cause after all, you're just talking meat.
by Bucketochicken on Nov 23, 2010 4:51 PM CST up reply actions
But there is only one that is number one in our hearts.
Welcome to Ohiowa, the great potato state!
Bret Bielema is a damned red-commie traitor.
It's him isn't it?
You don’t love me anymore, do you? Do you?! Admit it, the fire is gone!
"NOOOO!" - Lycurgus the Lawgiver
Beat Michigan State
by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2010 9:32 PM CST up reply actions
Yes.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Oooo, awkward.
So just shut your face and take a seat, 'cause after all, you're just talking meat.
by Bucketochicken on Nov 23, 2010 11:52 PM CST up reply actions
Now I have to sing a crappy song.
Torn Between Two Lovers, I guess.
"NOOOO!" - Lycurgus the Lawgiver
Beat Michigan State
by ReadingRambler on Nov 24, 2010 8:48 AM CST up reply actions
Don't worry.
I’m sure this other Rambler is just a one-week, hate sex-fueled fling.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Minnesota already screwed that pooch
I suggested to one of their state senators back in about 2001 that since the Gophers and Vikes both want a new stadium, build one new one for both teams either on or super near campus, because the Vikings aren’t going to care about the location that much and frankly, the twin cities aren’t big enough for two football stadiums. Plus it can do pro soccer, tractor pulls, and whatever else they need to do to justify spending half a billion dollars on something that will only get used by the gophers 7 times a year tops.
He liked the idea but said he wasn’t on that committee and, being a Packers fan, he thought it would be funny if the Vikings left town.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
I am filled with a tempest of rage and hatred.
And it shall overflow gloriously on Saturday, hopefully sometime during the reception for the wedding I am attending.
I am filled...
Withe memories of Western Michigan. Damn my pessimism.
Don’t make me have to endure 20 degree temps next to my Gopher fan wife in vain. SHOW UP BIG!
This team has booted me in the marble bag too much this year. If Wisconsin can put up 83 on someone, I demand triple digits. It is the only way to insure against a 4th quarter meltdown.
by ChrisKingsbury30Footer on Nov 23, 2010 10:31 AM CST reply actions
Out of curiosity...
What is it that drives the rivalry, aside from the trophy? Are Minnesotans just easy to hate? Are they arrogant pricks (ie, Michigan), or complete douchebags (ie,OSU)?
Follow-up! Who do Hawkeyes hate more: ISU or Minnesota?
John Hannah: Haunting the Michigan State administration building since 1991!
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Nov 23, 2010 10:39 AM CST reply actions
I can't say that I have much enmity for minnesotans since I only personally know a handful
and they’re timid self-loathers, but the fanbase does have this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZgfoDxZFbw
Darkness warshed over the Dude - darker'n a black steer's tookus on a moonless prairie night. There was no bottom.
by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Nov 23, 2010 10:47 AM CST up reply actions
That is simply limp
Guess what?! I got a fever, and the only prescription...is more cowbell!!
by The Bird Cult on Nov 23, 2010 11:58 AM CST up reply actions
Prochebags actually
Guess what?! I got a fever, and the only prescription...is more cowbell!!
by The Bird Cult on Nov 23, 2010 12:21 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
In southern Minnesota
they spend a large amount of time and energy hating on Iowans. It’s really rather strange.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
I'd Say We Hate Wisconsin More Than Iowa (The States, Not The Schools)
—native of southern Minnesota
by Midnight Rambler on Nov 23, 2010 4:18 PM CST up reply actions
There was also
a lot of hate directed toward Wisconsin. Frankly, there was just a lot of hate in the area. What’s wrong with those people?
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
I secretly hope for ISU to win games/bowls where Iowa isn't the opponent.
I openly hope for Minnesota to be swallowed by the Earth and replaced with a 1500 sq. mile tire fire.
Hope this was helpful.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Nov 23, 2010 1:12 PM CST up reply actions
Yess, yess, very interesting.
/strokesgoatee
John Hannah: Haunting the Michigan State administration building since 1991!
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Nov 23, 2010 1:38 PM CST up reply actions
Trick question
the answer is OMHR (Purdue)
Welcome to Ohiowa, the great potato state!
Bret Bielema is a damned red-commie traitor.
Have you heard of a turducken?
It is a chicken stuffed into the body cavity of a duck that is then shoved into the body cavity of a turkey and then cooked at high temperatures for a long time – it is quite tasty by all accounts. I prefer “Badcatpher” which is an eviscerated gopher stuffed into the asshole of a wildcat that is subsequently buggered into a badger bung and then deep fried in an over-sized boilermaker drum. It tastes like shit but looks great on a plate.
Ambition is the willingness to kill the things you love and eat them to stay alive.
by Kluginator on Nov 23, 2010 3:56 PM CST up reply actions 6 recs
John Hannah
Proof that a degree in poultry science and a scorched earth policy towards hippies can take on far in life.
by Midnight Rambler on Nov 23, 2010 4:19 PM CST up reply actions
If you say that with a Bostonian accent
…you could be talking about killing a Canadian. If that’s the case…count me in…because we all know that the difference between Canadians and Minnesotans is umm…alright let’s kill them both.
Like a warm blanket
I take comfort in knowing that both Minnesota and ISU would kill family members to have the “shit” season the Hawks are having.
by Feelin' Orney on Nov 23, 2010 7:32 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
I want to witness a bloodbath...
…the likes of which have never been seen!! Or, you know, a convincing win at least.
I want to drink Mead from the skulls of Minnesoootans!
:::not really. it doesn’t sound very hygenic:::
by HawkeyeRecon on Nov 23, 2010 11:43 AM CST up reply actions
If this doesn't get you fired up for the Lolphers, nothing will
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=xP1-oquwoL8
Guess what?! I got a fever, and the only prescription...is more cowbell!!
how does he keep getting work?
Darkness warshed over the Dude - darker'n a black steer's tookus on a moonless prairie night. There was no bottom.
by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Nov 23, 2010 12:09 PM CST up reply actions
It helps if Francis Coppola is your uncle, I think.
Guess what?! I got a fever, and the only prescription...is more cowbell!!
by The Bird Cult on Nov 23, 2010 12:10 PM CST up reply actions
BTW I'm awaiting photoshops...
Guess what?! I got a fever, and the only prescription...is more cowbell!!
by The Bird Cult on Nov 23, 2010 12:22 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Ambition is the willingness to kill the things you love and eat them to stay alive.
by Kluginator on Nov 23, 2010 12:43 PM CST up reply actions 6 recs
That's beautiful.
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Nov 23, 2010 1:49 PM CST up reply actions
I thought loitering was not tolerated around the bank except on gamedays.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Nov 23, 2010 1:51 PM CST up reply actions
Excellent.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I didn't know The Hungry Hobo was actually named for Timmy. Hmm.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Nov 23, 2010 10:41 PM CST up reply actions
Can I hate Pelini now?
Or do I have to wait until next season?
You'll get nothing and like it.
by Loosemeatsammich on Nov 23, 2010 12:31 PM CST reply actions
It's never to early to hate I say
Guess what?! I got a fever, and the only prescription...is more cowbell!!
by The Bird Cult on Nov 23, 2010 12:52 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
It's never to early to hate I say
Guess what?! I got a fever, and the only prescription...is more cowbell!!
by The Bird Cult on Nov 23, 2010 12:52 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Oh 2x post joy and poor speeling on the iPhone
Guess what?! I got a fever, and the only prescription...is more cowbell!!
by The Bird Cult on Nov 23, 2010 4:05 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Yeah, you say that a lot.
So just shut your face and take a seat, 'cause after all, you're just talking meat.
by Bucketochicken on Nov 23, 2010 4:55 PM CST up reply actions
He's a Buckeye coaching the Huskers.
You really need to ask this question?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Nov 23, 2010 1:12 PM CST up reply actions
Beg pardon, Kyle. Just wanted to respect decorum.
Suck it, Pelini, you fucking leghumper. You and your asshole brother can both kiss my hairy ass. You think yer tuff? Roughin’ up a frosh QB on national TV? Fuck you, fuck your assclown university, and fuck all you dickhead ‘husker fans who think you’re somethin’ special. I can’t wait to play you pussys. We’re gonna stuff it so far up your asses you won’t know whether to shit or puke. See ya soon, cocksuckers.
You'll get nothing and like it.
by Loosemeatsammich on Nov 23, 2010 1:31 PM CST up reply actions
I've had a lifelong hate for the Goophs
My dad is a University of North Dakota alum, who hates the U of M about as much as we do (and is hated during hockey season about as much).
Growing up in Minnesota, I always had to hear about the Gophers (Hey Look, We made the Final 4, we’re so awesome).
On Friday morning, I won a door prize at Johnson County I-Club and got called out by Kirk for “the band letting a Minnesotan in”. Goddamnit…
Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1995. "False Hope is better than No Hope"
Kevin Sorbo is from Minnesota
I HATE Kevin Sorbo!
Don’t you think for a minute giving the world Bob Dylan and Winona Ryder is going to make up for Kevin Sorbo!
Darkness warshed over the Dude - darker'n a black steer's tookus on a moonless prairie night. There was no bottom.
by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Nov 23, 2010 2:49 PM CST reply actions
Don't forget Prince and Ted Baxter.
Ambition is the willingness to kill the things you love and eat them to stay alive.
Thanks for Ashton Kutcher, Clear Creek Amana
Dicks
by Midnight Rambler on Nov 23, 2010 4:16 PM CST up reply actions
You're welcome.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Nov 23, 2010 10:43 PM CST up reply actions
To be fair
he spent his first two years of high school at CR Wash. So we deserve some of the blame as well.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
That's an awesome photo edit
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by Ian_InsideTheShoe on Nov 23, 2010 3:22 PM CST reply actions
Thank you, thank you BHGP.
After watching the Hawkeyes lose in Kinnick again last Saturday, I wasn’t feeling very “up” for the LOLpher game. We are going to my brother’s in St. Paul for Turkey Day, and I ALMOST suggested to him that we just watch the game on TV. I didn’t, and we now have our tickets bought. And after reading this, the hate is floooooowing. I can’t wait to watch the 3rd shutout in 3 years against those fuckers. So thank you BHGP.
You're welcome.
We also accept purchases of shirts as a means of saying thanks. This one is particularly apt for this weekend.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
As soon as as I get back from St. Paul on Sunday,
I will be buying a shirt, or two. Scout’s honor. Pinky swear.
Hey, only if you feel like it.
It’s not, like, a requirement.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
So Iowa Thinks They've Annihilated The Gophers In The Past?
You do realize Nebraska beat Minnesota 84-13 (yes, that is supposed to be an 8 in front of the 4) in September of 1983?
You’ve got to top that to truly claim Mongol Horde-like levels of destruction against Minnesota.
Plus, I expect Nebraska to supplant Minnesota as Iowa’s Most Hated Big Ten Rival (except for Purdue) in short order, much like Texas took Nebraska’s place as Oklahoma’s Most Hated Rival.
Sure, Minnesota could keep the rivalry stoked by breaking with a half-century of ineptitude, but I don’t expect that to happen. Even if it did, Wisconsin would probably be our Most Rival, not Iowa.
by Midnight Rambler on Nov 23, 2010 4:32 PM CST reply actions
I solemnly swear that I will do my part to keep the hatred for Minnesota at a high level.
It won’t be easy, what with the hate we’ll be bringing for ISU, Nebraska, jNW and (of course) OMHR, but I’ll make it happen. The hate can never die.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I believe I can quote Adian Clayborn
“Did they score any points? … weak.”
It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?
by chitownhawkeye on Nov 24, 2010 12:18 AM CST up reply actions
I can't swear to it but I've heard....
Ambition is the willingness to kill the things you love and eat them to stay alive.
by Kluginator on Nov 23, 2010 4:49 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
We simply cannot ever allow those stupid
pig fuckers near our beloved Floyd again. If it’s on mother fuckers, than it’s on. I feel the hatred growing in all of us. Embrace it… let it guide us… become one with the hate.
Kill those dumb mother fuckers and never again will we have to hear that stupid accent where they turn every “Oh” sound into two syllables.
by iowabeakster on Nov 23, 2010 6:34 PM CST up reply actions
I have to taper for family Christmas
because the double ohs you speak of hurt my ears. I tend use looped tracks of the Wicked Witch of the West’s guards to prepare myself.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Nov 23, 2010 10:45 PM CST up reply actions
Do you believe in yourself Piggy? Because I believe in you!
And you could be my “go to” guy…..or girl…..or swine, if you can help me replace my capital one credit card!
Help defeat beastiality this Saturday, GO HAWKEYES!
by KrawdadinWI on Nov 25, 2010 12:29 PM CST up reply actions
Minnesotans put mayonaisse on thier hot dogs
If that isn’t reason enough to hate, maim and destroy.
How would you like your steak done, Mr Sweater Vest?
by FiveSecondRuleChef on Nov 24, 2010 12:59 PM CST reply actions
Wait, what?
Anyone who does that should be subject to the worst punishment known to man: forced migration to North Dakota.
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Nov 24, 2010 1:19 PM CST up reply actions
I do it...I'll put mayonnaise on popcorn
hell, I’ll put mayonnaise on anything. With the possible of exception of tuna fish.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
Despite my moniker....
…I am truly a chef – overseeing 200 restaurants. And in our world, mayoniasse on a hot dog calls for retribution in the extreme. Die Nazi Gopher Scum!!!
How would you like your steak done, Mr Sweater Vest?
by FiveSecondRuleChef on Nov 24, 2010 10:44 PM CST up reply actions
Who orders a hot dog at a restaurant?
[I don’t consider Nathan’s Hot Dog Stands a restaurant…or Golden Corral for that matter (I consider it a troth of yummy though, particularly after a night of beer pong)]
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
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