The Takeaway: Michigan State
Sure, Iowa just routed Michigan State, 37-6. But what's so important about beating the Spartans? How much do we really know? What does it all mean, Basil? The Takeaway has the answer.
Well then: Obviously, even the most Iowa-partisan fans couldn't have looked at this matchup and forseen a 31-point win that featured Iowa taking its foot off the gas pedal for the last 19 minutes. And if anybody actually did predict that, well, they've probably got one of the most atrocious prediction records ever. Point is, this surprised everybody; even Kirk Ferentz and Mark Dantonio.
But should it have? I mean, if you look at... yes, yes, it should have. Do not pretend otherwise, please; it's that reflexive bravado that renders a fanbase insufferable and lowers its collective IQ. It's okay to admit a team outpaced your expectations. Kirk Ferentz can do it, and so can you.
Adam Robinson 3, Greg Jones... well probably not 0, per se, but still, Adam Robinson 3: I know I've mentioned this before, but I can't stress this enough: Adam Robinson is sneakily great. For his entire career, he's been Not Somebody Else and therefore necessarily flying under the radar, but his unorthodoxy is--next to his balance*--his greatest strength. A-Rob, for his physical limitations, very rarely gets caught flush on a tackle in any situation. For example, when Greg Jones met Robinson in a hole in the first half, A-Rob used that odd footwork and general slipperiness of his to evade the tackle and get five more yards. Again: against Greg Jones, who is so obviously the best linebacker in the game that he is the only LB in the running for the Lombardi Award.
But A-Rob didn't stop punking him there, laying a key block on Jones on the 26-yard Ricky Stanzi scramble that not only gave Iowa a first down but led to a very easy roughing penalty when Marcus Hyde nailed Stanzi two steps out of bounds. If A-Rob pusses out in concern for Iowa's quite tenuous running back depth chart and doesn't lay that back on a charging Jones, history won't condemn him for it. But he did, and he's still Iowa's starting tailback, and here we are.
And it didn't even stop then. With El Presidente under pressure, Stanzi found Robinson on a wheel route that absolutely scorched Jones during the second quarter. Sure, we can point to slow-developing routes as an excuse for Jones, but we'll just point a could things out. One: Robinson absolutely torches All-American and first-round pick Jones. Two: by way of comparison, when Jamaal Charles hurt the Hawkeyes on the very same play five years ago, he did it against much stronger coverage by Mike Humpal, who is not Greg Jones.
There aren't many players in the Big Ten who can make Greg Jones look bad once. Adam Robinson, who nobody wanted out of high school, just did it to Jones three times in the first half of a game. If that's not a sterling endorsement of Iowa's ability to develop talent, we don't know what is.
Are we the only people to call bullcrap on Shaun Prater's award? Yes? Okay: For the third time this season, Iowa has had a defender lauded for his performance in the previous game with a Big Ten Defensive POTW award. And yet, this one seems by far the dodgiest.
Look, it's great that Prater made that spine-busting interception with MSU trailing 17-0 in the first half, and a cornerback tying the team lead in solo tackles is something of an accomplishment. But that means that Prater was thrown towards a lot, and he was, and most of his hits came after Mark Dell achieved a first down. How much glory exists in that?
Meanwhile, James Morris was thrust into duty yet again, and MSU tried to test him in the first half. It failed pretty badly. MSU achieved one rushing first down all day long; an 11-yard end around off a first down. In other words, such staples of an offense as "giving the ball to your tailback" or "rushing on 2nd, 3rd, or 4th down" achieved a first down in literally zero instances last week. That's far more impressive than a cornerback loading up on solo tackles, innit?
Last, Ricky Stanzi's the most efficient quarterback who faces real pass defenses. Speaking of unexpected outcomes, don't act like you saw this coming. Last season, for all the winning Iowa did, it was largely in spite of the efforts of Stanzi, who threw 15 interceptions and had a nasty habit of giving away touchdowns. This season, Stanzi currently leads the nation in the lowest interception percentage of any quarterback who has qualified with 15 attempts per game. Raise your hand if you saw Stanzi throwing the fewest interceptions per pass of any quarterback in the nation six months ago. Now put your hand down, liar. Why you gotta lie?
At this point, Stanzi is second in the nation in passer efficiency behind Boise State's Kellen Moore, and their margin of separation is just half what it was one week ago; in the interim, Stanzi went 11-15 with 3 TDs and 0 INTs, while Moore threw 2 TDs and a pick in far more attempts against Louisiana Tech. We're not about to predict Stanzi ends up leading the nation in passer efficiency, but he's much more on his way than he was three months ago, a month ago, a week ago, and even two days ago. Could Ricky Stanzi end up leading the nation in passing efficiency? Probably not, but he's closer now than anybody ever thought possible, and that merits a ton of our attention.
*Matt Millen nailed this, by the way, and he deserves credit for it, because Matt Millen is generally a good TV analyst. Oh, he's an atrocity as a GM, and his infatuation with Mark Dantonio's "character" is at best galling, but he can call a game. Just because somebody is poor at a job they'd been given doesn't necessarily grant people license to arbitrarily affix negative qualities to him and assume they're true. Yeah, nuance. Sorry.
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Raise your hand if you saw Stanzi throwing the fewest interceptions per pass of any quarterback in the nation six months ago. Now put your hand down, liar. Why you gotta lie?
Even in my most homerish Iowa rants I would have never thought that Ricky could do what he has done this year. His play is almost depressing to me due to our two losses. How do we have two losses with him playing so well. If this team keeps progressing how they are now and does not get to represent the Big Ten in a BCS bowl it is going to be a sad day for the Big Ten.
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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Nov 2, 2010 8:30 AM CDT reply actions
Losing is easy
1) Special Teams
2) The D just not getting it done when they really needed to.
Part of the credit goes to the O-line. A big question mark to everybody except the BTN analysts who watched them practice, they’ve been giving Stanzi enough time to make those good decisions. Ferentz is earning his title of O-line genius this year.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
Spot on about the o-line
Since the Arizona game the o-line has been ridiculously good. Stanzi has had tons of time in the pocket, especially obvious the past two games.
My hand is down.....
As the JoCo sheriff took one look at me after my ticket was scanned and dropped me downtown for the night. I missed it all. Sad Panda..
by GodDam_Hawkeyes on Nov 2, 2010 9:08 AM CDT up reply actions
Mine is half-way up still.
On another board, I predicted 22 TD’s and 7 picks, with an outside chance at 25 TD’s. I was ridiculed. I also predicted 1st Team All Big Ten for Ricky, and again took ridicule.
On the other hand, I never could’ve guessed that the guy who may beat him out for that honor is D Rob and not T Pryor.
"Apparently, riding the dog like a small horse is FROWNED UPON IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT!"
Speaking of TDs
have you seen the Touchdowns for Kids total recently? We’re over $16,000.
That’s stunning, in a great way.
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Nov 2, 2010 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Street speak for drunk tank? Those 2:30 game times will get you…
I've been in love (truly) with five women, the Spanish Republic and the 4th Infantry Division.
by sailorjerry on Nov 2, 2010 10:18 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Drunk speak is correct......
They placed me in the tank at Kinnick because “I couldn’t keep my balance”. They asked me if I knew anyone sober to get me out. I replied “Gameday Saturday, is anyone sober here?” 20 hours and $195, and a 3 hour car ride laterI made it back to Omaha.
I will now not drink any booze before tOSU game. Learned my lesson very quickly.
by GodDam_Hawkeyes on Nov 4, 2010 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions
You realize...
…Lou Holtz is a former Minnesota coach, right?
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by cafreema on Nov 2, 2010 8:49 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Um, wow.
If this trend continues, we could have TRY FIGHT ANALYZE co-hosting on the Big Ten Network within weeks. Think of the possibilities!
OK ...one time Randy Beaman had to take baths with his brother ... so one time his little brother took a potty in the bathtub ... and now Randy Beaman gets to take showers by himself. 'K. Bye
He and Glen could do a show together.
With never before seen levels of passive aggressive behavior. Glen would constantly bring up different bowl games he took them to.
This absolutely must happen.
Ceci n'est pas un blogue.
by Adam Jacobi on Nov 2, 2010 1:42 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Would Brewster bring up the lack of big time players when he arrived?
TRY FIGHT CUPBOARD WAS FUCKING BARE GLEN!!!
by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Nov 2, 2010 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Where will Brewster land?
B-10 network or App. State?
by Stay thirsty, my friends. on Nov 2, 2010 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions
He just left a program with like 6 National Championships
so I’d say he’ll land where ever he feels like it….
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
Perhaps in Pripyat after the
Minneapolis mafia UM athletic department sends him on a one-way flight?
And by Pripyat, I meant a college football wasteland, not an actual wasteland. So, New England.
"Yeah, and that’s bullshit, cause Boise plays Kirkwood every other weekend".
Smokin' Herb Grigsby's Mom (+1, I say)
Chernobyl reference! Ding!
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 3, 2010 11:26 AM CDT up reply actions
He attacked his first college head job with gusto.
He failed miserably, but I would think he should try and get a coordinator or even position coach at a good D1 program.
Sure, I watched Prater give up 5 yards a play
But he also didn’t give up the big one. Since when don’t we play with that type of cushion on the corner? I think it gives the QB a false sense of “ok, now we’re going to do deep” or make him want more. When he does (and as Cousins did) Prater jumped all over it.
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Oh, and as far as Stanzi goes
We should just hand Cam Newton the Heisman Award. But that doesn’t mean Stanzi shouldn’t get an invite to NY if he keeps this up. He’s getting absolutely no love from the media. Instead, it’s going to Andrew Luck despite Stanzi have better statistics against actual defenses.
Woe is me.
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Stanzi is getting some love
SI’s Heisman watch has Ricky up to number 8 on its watch list. That’s something I guess.
I thought the same thing
At first I was really frustrated that Prater was giving so much cushion – then I saw the pick and it occured to me that they may well have been giving that much cushion because of something they saw on film – a tendency to throw a certain rout at a certain point. It was a chess game trying to lull him into throwing that route – the one Prater was intentionally giving him. He was baiting Cousins and Cousins took the bait. All it required was patience – more patience than I had while watching.
by the_iowa_hawkeye on Nov 2, 2010 10:10 AM CDT up reply actions
Millen said something about how they were setting Prater up for a deep throw.
Prater played it smart and continued to give them the 5-7 yd completions, waiting for MSU to think they had him fooled.
I think if MSU would’ve made it anywhere near the endzone in the first half, he would’ve tightened it up.
He made that comment 3 plays before the INT
Then he brought up that they TRIED to burn him on the deep throw like he said they would, but Prater didn’t bite.
by KinnickNorthHawk on Nov 2, 2010 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Deep Corners
have been a staple of the Iowa defense since Norm got here. You wouldn’t even see Antwan Allen on the screen for half the games because he started so deep. It’s a constant, it’s annoying and it works more than it doesn’t.
by Off Constantly on Nov 2, 2010 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions
hard to argue with success
most effective with a 10+ point lead but what defense isn’t?
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning
by The Bacon Explosion on Nov 2, 2010 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions
An all blitzing one?
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
But... but...
Completion after completion after completion right in front of the corner back makes one wonder what the hell are they doing.
by Stay thirsty, my friends. on Nov 2, 2010 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions
So what does this mean going forward for the remainder of the season?
Has the team turned the corner where they are now going to play up to their true potential?
What had been the problem? Motivation? Coherence?
After this week’s showing I certainly feel much more confident than I did just 1 week earlier. 2 very winnable road games where we will be favored and then a world class showdown at home vs the Buckeyes (where we might actually be favored by 3.)
Any chance of jNW or Michigan picking off Wisconsin?
Does anyone remember ever seeing a Ferentz team so thoroughly and utterly dominate such a good team?
The Orange Bowl
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Nov 2, 2010 9:13 AM CDT up reply actions
And sadly, I don't see Wisconsin losing again this year
but, hey, maybe they get lazy and start slow against one of them. I wouldn’t count on it, but stranger things have happened.
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Nov 2, 2010 9:15 AM CDT up reply actions
Lazy... Slow.. Wisconsin
Stranger things have indeed happened.
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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Nov 2, 2010 10:02 AM CDT up reply actions
Yes, stranger things have happened
Like the sun comming up every morning. I am not drinking the Wisconsin kool-aid just yet. Wisconsin has a well deserved reputation as choke-artists. In fact, I would be more surprised if they DO win out the rest of the year. Michigan and Northwestern both present significant challenges for Wisky.
And let’s not forget about Purdue. About this time last year Purdue bit an overconfident OSU in the butt when they overlooked OMHR. Purdue is desperate right now and are playing with their backs against the wall. Any team in that situation is dangerous.
by the_iowa_hawkeye on Nov 2, 2010 10:13 AM CDT up reply actions
This was a bigger ass kicking that against Georgia Tech.
The Georgia Tech win was dominating, but that was still a game late in the 4th. The Mich St game was practically a laugher by the end of the 1st quarter.
Dantonio PULLED COUSINS in the third quarter, conceeding the loss
Yes, this was a different level of domination.
On a side note, I understand that Vandy was out, but why not throw Weinkie a bone? Stanzi can practice handing off to the other RB’s in practice.
by KinnickNorthHawk on Nov 2, 2010 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Wisconsin will lose (I promise!) Iowa will not (I promise!!!). Neither will Oregon.
Iowa will beat Arizona* in a re-match in the Rose Bowl.
Boom.
*Unless it’s Stanford, which would be almost as cool.
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
So your assuming
Either Boise or TCU in the MNC game. Other wise Arizona does not get the Rose bowl, as they would be forced to take a nonAQ to replace Oregon.
I'd be completely satisfied to be the team to take down BSU
A matchup of the top 2 efficient QB’s? Let’s see if our D-line can put him on his back.
by KinnickNorthHawk on Nov 2, 2010 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, I just thought of that today.
TEXaco is right, and I agree with you. I’d be fine with beating any one of those four teams in the Rose Bowl.
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
There will be more drama...
Which is fine, as long as it doesn’t involve Team America.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 2, 2010 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Re: Stanzi
I was expecting him to half his output of Rick-sixes from last year. That he has done much, much better than that is a credit to him and his American work ethic. I can see him playing in a Super Bowl some day.
by Stay thirsty, my friends. on Nov 2, 2010 8:49 AM CDT reply actions
Millen is good at calling the game to a point
but a quarter of the time he’s projecting talent to the next level on the air, i think he should stick to what he know: play by play. He’s still a joke in my mind
i don't wife em...i one night em
I couldn't agree more
You could make a case that he singlehandedly drove an NFL franchise into the ground with his personnel decisions.
Welcome to Ohiowa, the great potato state!
Bret Bielema is a damned red-commie traitor.
I was in the 2nd row within about 10 feet of McNutt when he scored that
I could practically sense his energy it was amazing. That was only the 2nd time in my college career that I’ve gotten down that low to the field and the other time was the 2007 directional Michigan game, so yeah this was was pretty spectacular in comparison.
by A True Americanzi on Nov 2, 2010 9:57 AM CDT reply actions
Um, hey
I predicted Stanzi would improve, perhaps drastically so. Can I get internet points?
"Iowa is like a flat Pennsylvania."
Beat Northwestern.
This whole time I thought it was you connecting the series of tubes, are you saying you aren’t the one forgives out the points?
I've been in love (truly) with five women, the Spanish Republic and the 4th Infantry Division.
by sailorjerry on Nov 2, 2010 10:20 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
You can have THIS

Guess what?! I got a fever, and the only prescription...is more cowbell!!
by The Bird Cult on Nov 2, 2010 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions
My favorite!
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 2, 2010 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Careful, Bird-man is in California...
…so those are vegan soy, and flavored with essential oils or something.
Or they’re pot cookies.
Either way…
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Nov 2, 2010 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Nah, I just go to Costco and buy a container of premade cookie dough
Its too much trouble to make them from scratch…
Guess what?! I got a fever, and the only prescription...is more cowbell!!
by The Bird Cult on Nov 2, 2010 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Those look delicious
"There are few things graven in stone, except that you have to squat or you're a pussy." -Mark Rippetoe
Stanzi's Pro Prospects?
CBS Sports has him as a 5th round pick, but I gotta believe if him keeps up this efficiency rate, that he’ll be one of the first quarterbacks to go. What are pro scouts saying about him?
by RodgersHasAHose on Nov 2, 2010 10:35 AM CDT reply actions
He's a smart QB
in a system that lets smart QBs be very efficient QBs. He has the size, but he doesn’t have the arm strength or footspeed to be a legit prospect in the eyes of a pro scout. Not to say he can’t succeed in the NFL, it’s just that the NFL likes kids with “measurables” and generally overlooks things like “character” and “work ethic” until after the draft.
Brunettes not fighter jets
you need some Purple Drank for that cough of yours?
"You think you can take me? Go ahead on. It's your move." -- Thomas Jefferson Geronimo III
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Nov 2, 2010 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions
The NFL Draft is well known for its stupidity.
But last year’s draft showed that more people around the league are buying what Kirk is selling these days. I’m also not sure his arm strength and foot speed are such big liabilities for him. I doubt he goes first round, but I think he could sneak in as early as the 3rd. Could he be the right guy at the right time for a team like Indianapolis?
"Among the safe ways to pursue truth is the putting of experience ahead of any reasoning, we being sure that any fallacy must reside in the latter at least covertly." -- Galileo Galilei
Not sure why speed is a question
Considering mobility in the pocket is always more important in the National Football League anyway. But I also think it’s irrelevant since Stanzi’s got some wheels, probably be among the 5 fastest QB’s at the combine.
"There are few things graven in stone, except that you have to squat or you're a pussy." -Mark Rippetoe
I see him as
Tom Bradyesque. Good QB, goes later than he should, wins a couple Super Bowls. Maybe…
by 2BlocksFromKinnick on Nov 2, 2010 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Nice recognition of James Morris
His stuffing of the MSU back in the gap on the right side, on MSU’s first or second drive on third and short, set the tone for the run defense. It looked a lot like Pat Angerer’s stop last year at the goal line in the third quarter, a little less violent, maybe, but same kind of stop, and I think same run play.
The back-up LBs were my big concern going in, and they showed up strong, especially Morris.
In Norm we trust.
Morris is going to be good
He was picking things up before the snap and instructing where people to be in the gaps. He was right on a few times. He is only going to get bigger and better.
Doyle'd
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning
by The Bacon Explosion on Nov 2, 2010 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions
You're right
that was a huge play, because it was Sparty’s first drive of the game, and watching Morris stuff him on a 3rd and 1 certainly set the tone.
That was the best run defense that Iowa has played all year by far – 20 carries for 31 yards total on the ground, and that total only includes one sack.
by HeroPatriotStanzi on Nov 2, 2010 11:01 AM CDT reply actions
MSU has been absolutely abominable at 3rd and 1 the last two years. Maybe it’s because we run the same fucking play every time …
(I’m not even joking. Last year I think we were over 50% on 3rd and 10+ and close to 15% on 3rd and 1.)
That's karmic payback for a certain 4th and 1 run stuff.
You’re haunted by Doak Walker’s ghost for that.
(Of course I’m joking.)
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Nov 2, 2010 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions
On the rare occasions that we run play action on 3rd/4th and 1
It usually goes for 20+ and/or six. You’d think our coaching staff would have picked up on that by now.
They're saving it for the right time.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Nov 3, 2010 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Of course, if they ran it a little more often teams would have to defend it
And then running would actually, you know, work.
I spent more time checking my program roster
just to figure out who was playing LB. At one point I was “who the hell is 97?” then I I’m like"who is 33?" then I head slap and say “What the hell Tarp is back!!” Then I had to go to the mens room – too many Bud Light tall boys at Stella’s.
Nuts and Bolts we got screwed
See, I saw 97 and thought...
“Wha? That’s a defensive lineman. He’s sooooo out of position. The Parkers are going to hang him from a cross. But he’s got a 4.0 GPA in Psychology!” And then I kept seeing Peterson at that LB spot, and he played pretty well. It’s good to see him succeed.
"Yeah, and that’s bullshit, cause Boise plays Kirkwood every other weekend".
Smokin' Herb Grigsby's Mom (+1, I say)
The only thing I was disappointed about
DJK didn’t get a catch. 1 more catch and he passes Kevin Kasper for all time receptions. It would have been nice to see him get more than 1 target (from McNutt) and maybe get the record in front of the home crowd (mostly I wanted to see it in person).
DJK did drop a pass for 1st down
It was right in his hands. Cannot remember the quarter but its on tape.
Kinnick would have gone nuts if McNutt could have put that pass a little closer for DJK for the TD. That would have been awesome!
Otherwise, great game. Keep it rolling Hawks!
DJK was targeted no less than 3 times.
He dropped a TD and a first down (which was, admittedly, poorly thrown).
by The Mexican't on Nov 2, 2010 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions
He didn't drop the TD
it was underthrown and he had no play on it.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Overthrown.
Unless you’re not talking about the McNutt HOLY SHIT IT’S A PASS play, in which case, why are you not talking about that?
As an aside, after that throw, I had people around me complaining that DJK hadn’t laid out. Was it really that close? I honestly can’t remember, but I’d thought the throw was pretty far ahead of Koulianos.
"Yeah, and that’s bullshit, cause Boise plays Kirkwood every other weekend".
Smokin' Herb Grigsby's Mom (+1, I say)
It was. Those people must be awesome D1 receivers...
…y’know, when they aren’t watching from the stands and being old.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Nov 2, 2010 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey, I can catch running backwards blindfolded
Its amazing what you can do when you Trust The Force.
Guess what?! I got a fever, and the only prescription...is more cowbell!!
by The Bird Cult on Nov 2, 2010 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions
you actually run?
I just stand in the end zone, give the refs a little “This isn’t the offsides you are looking for” and snatch the ball from the quarterback’s hands after the snap for all of my “force assisted” touchdowns.
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning
by The Bacon Explosion on Nov 3, 2010 7:37 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I honestly think that's what happened in the Illinois game last week.
Did you see the TD that Leshoure caught from Scheelhaase? There wasn’t a defender within 20 yards of him.
by Abbas_Cincinnatus on Nov 3, 2010 9:00 AM CDT up reply actions
Actually, I teleport to where the ball is going to be
And match my speed exactly with how the ball is going so it gently drops into my hands. That’s how I make it look SO easy.
Guess what?! I got a fever, and the only prescription...is more cowbell!!
by The Bird Cult on Nov 3, 2010 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions
We weren't.
We were talking about the pass from Stanzi to DJK early in the game.
by The Mexican't on Nov 2, 2010 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Which, from what I recall, went right through his hands
Even if it was underthrown.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Nov 3, 2010 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions
No, I was talking about Stanzi's pass in the 1st quarter
McNutt’s pass was definitely an overthrow. From the angle on tv, it didn’t look catchable, but it wasn’t the best angle to evaluate. I do think, however, that after 157 caught passes, it’s a little much to act like DJK doesn’t go out there and give it his all.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
My bad, my bad.
But the Force tangent above was definitely worth my error.
"Yeah, and that’s bullshit, cause Boise plays Kirkwood every other weekend".
Smokin' Herb Grigsby's Mom (+1, I say)
You must return to Yoda and complete your training
Guess what?! I got a fever, and the only prescription...is more cowbell!!
by The Bird Cult on Nov 3, 2010 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions
I just wanna applaud Ferentz again...
Calling those 2 time-outs in the final minute of the 1st half – when Sparty was pinned back on the student end of the field — really allowed Iowa to carry their momentum into the half. 1.) It sends a message to his Defense that he believes in them, thinks they can make a play, and possibly score. Huge psychological boost for Iowa there, especially when Kirk is known to be so uber conservative and 2.) showed he was not just whistling Dixie in his mea culpa concerning clock management earlier in the week. 3.) Got all up in Dantonio’s head
Watching Dantonio
start walking off the field and then have to turn around twice was priceless. He looked very confused. I was afraid Dantonio would paste him as a Beliema but then I realized he’s not batshit crazy like Brewster.
by 2BlocksFromKinnick on Nov 2, 2010 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Gotta disagree
At most they would have gotten the ball back with enough time for a hail mary. And we all know how KF loves to call those baby’s. The time out calling was just stupid. Take your 30 point lead into halftime and be done with it.
Oh, and at worst they give MSU the time to setup for their own hail mary.
Those time outs were just pointless
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
Disagree with your disagree. If the officials would have done the clock a little different, MSU would have had to punt. I think Kirk was hoping to force that, where madness could have occurred (Clayborn?). The last play of the half turned out to be a run on 4th down beginning with something like 4 seconds left.
The Sparty faithful over at TOC
were crowning Ferentz as the biggest douche of the century for calling the time-outs. It was certainly an interesting and atypical decision on Kirk’s part; but if the roles were reversed I would argue that Ferentz would accept it as part of the game.
Nuts and Bolts we got screwed
They were not pointless.
Who knows, maybe Kirk was watching in 2008 when Dantonio called timeouts for no reason when he was getting blown out by Penn State.
I really, truly believe Iowa was just screwing with Dantonio for being a massive jerk.
"Iowa is like a flat Pennsylvania."
Beat Northwestern.
by ReadingRambler on Nov 2, 2010 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd like to agree
because of how awesomely funny it would be if this were the case. But I just don’t know. The difficulty in trying to decipher it is the fact that it was just so completely out-of-charcter for KF that we literally have no basis for comparison. Any attempts to “explain” why he called those timeouts are, in the end, purely speculative and reveal more about the biases and feelings of the person speculating (yay for postmodernism!) than they do about KF.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
I'm so over postmodernism, it's so passe.
Altermodernism is the order of the day.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Nov 3, 2010 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Thin at linebacker? Playing two freshman at MLB and OLB? LB depth a HUGE issue?
Then let’s go to a 3-4 for half of the game. Crazy? LIKE A FOX!
Not sure what I learned there. But I think it’s important.
You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Nov 2, 2010 12:41 PM CDT reply actions
Seeing so much 3-4 was very interesting.
Seemed pretty effective, too. Curious to see how much they use it going forward.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Not recently
Late 80s/early 90s under Fry we ran a lot of 5-2 though.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
I believe it will work great against jNW
Assuming 3 rushers can get in Kafka’s face.
Who's leg do I have to hump to get a drink around here?-Brian
and contain him
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning
by The Bacon Explosion on Nov 2, 2010 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Does Indiana have
some mad pass rushing apparatus? They were flushing Persa out of the pocket all afternoon; but they just couldn’t catch him.
Nuts and Bolts we got screwed
thus an inability to contain him
my belief is we can contain him somewhat – he will rush for yards but so did Denard
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning
by The Bacon Explosion on Nov 2, 2010 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions
I think Persa just has a serious case of Happy Feet
He just likes to run. Even when he doesn’t need to.
Guess what?! I got a fever, and the only prescription...is more cowbell!!
by The Bird Cult on Nov 4, 2010 12:01 AM CDT up reply actions
Broken Persa...
The Existential One has left them.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Nov 2, 2010 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions
I was hoping...
Heavy on the hoping, that Stanzi would cut his picks in half this year, and I figured I was being madly, blindly, optimistic. There’s been a few balls that should have been grabbed this year, but there haven’t been anything like the number needed for him to get back on his pace for last year.
by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Nov 2, 2010 1:43 PM CDT reply actions
Totally predicted this from Stanzi.
On a completely unrelated note, I voted for Prop 19 out here in CA today.
edible chammois cream? what the hell is wrong with you?
by With Ferentz Like These... on Nov 2, 2010 1:58 PM CDT reply actions
Are you volunteering party supplies .....
And a place to crash should the Rose Bowl thing work out?
Who's leg do I have to hump to get a drink around here?-Brian
i think Stanzi needs to give some props to the guys catching the ball, which im sure he does at every chance
he has thrown some bad balls this year. there were at least two passes that were bad during the MSU game that turned into great gains because of the recievers. McNutt’s one handed catch and the play where the TE basically caught it with the defender, powered the ball away from the other guy, and ran it 60 yards for almost a TD.
so instead of 9/15 with a possible INT, he was 11/15 just because of great recieving. McNutt in particular has had just some rediculious catches this year. but hey, it takes two to tango and both sides deserve big props.
by justsomehawkeyefan on Nov 2, 2010 2:04 PM CDT reply actions
On the long catch by Brad Herman
Stanzi underthrew it and it should have been an INT, but Herman just wrenched it away from the MSU DB (I think it was Hyde, talk about getting abused all day) and took it down the sideline. Stanzi had a couple of underthrows he got away with on Saturday: that one, plus a deep throw to DJK in the endzone in the 1st quarter. That throw, had it had more air under it, would have been a TD as DJK had both defenders beat, but it was short and almost picked off. Still, amazing improvement from Stanzi this season.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Just up above I said DJK dropped the TD.
But I was unsure and thought that maybe it had been underthrown. I’m going to go ahead and agree with you here and assume that I’ll be yelled at up above.
by The Mexican't on Nov 2, 2010 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, I was right there and he had to really work just to get fingertips on it while reaching behind a defender's knees.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Nov 2, 2010 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
I hope it was camera angle then
because watching it on TV, it looked like the ball went right through his hands.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Nov 3, 2010 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions
That particular ball
Seemed to hold up because of the wind coming from the North-ish direction. I had flashbacks to Indiana last year, when the Patriot threw something like 4 interceptions into the wind like that.
"Yeah, and that’s bullshit, cause Boise plays Kirkwood every other weekend".
Smokin' Herb Grigsby's Mom (+1, I say)
I just watched the game on computer...totally agree
Herman’s long catch was fucking awesome. It was under-thrown and an INT, and then he just took that ball away and took off. I didn’t really see it that well at the game. FUCKING HUGE PLAY by Herman. In fact it was just a great game by Herman, but that particular play might have been my most under-appreciated individual effort of the game.
So, shouting props to YOU, MR. HERMAN…
WELL FUCKING DONE!
I’m not bitching about this at all, but our coaching staff has us raving about Brad Herman. On what basis do these guys continually produce tight ends? It has to be some weird chemistry experiment between the O line coaching and the awesomeness that is now Iowa’s receiver’s coach. Yeah, I know this goes back farther than that. Nevertheless, it is confounding to me they have 2-3 productive tight ends every year, and they are redshirting the Polish Hat.
Are they?
I thought Fiedorowicz Fodorowich Fedorawicz The Polish Hat got some game reps in some of the noncon games earlier this year. Am I remembering that wrong?
by Abbas_Cincinnatus on Nov 3, 2010 9:05 AM CDT up reply actions
You're correct
He’s definitely been in games, therefore not redshirted.
The Polish Hat isn't redshirting.
He saw action with the offense early on and he’s a regular on special teams. His biggest hang-up is the problem we all anticipated — blocking. He went from being a big WR in HS to being expected to block a lot more as a TE at Iowa. But it sounds like he’s picking it up pretty well. I’d anticipate he and Herman being a dynamite 1-2 punch at TE next year.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Would still like to see the Polish Chapeau get some touches on O this year
you know, a couple of catches, maybe a TD, in garbage time. This weekend would do nicely for that.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Yeah, but do I remember wrong...
…didn’t I see him blocking fairly well (though not perfectly) when he did get the chance?
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Nov 3, 2010 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions
That's some good use of the all-caps, there. That's the way it's done.
BRAVO!
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Nov 3, 2010 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions
When deciding to use caps or multiple exclamation marks...
I go caps.
But I will promise to just use the DiBona font from now on.
Don't want to step an someone else's point, but ...
I saw Saturday as a statement game the Hawks made to themselves. They suffered losses in two tough but winnable games. There was a hint of doubt in the air over Hawkeye Nation. So I wonder if the message going in to Saturday was that the players needed to decide how they would define the season. Do they quit? Do they get back after it? Whatever the choice, it was up to them.
That’s not to say I’m calling them chokers, losers or anything of the like. I just saw a different spirit on Saturday. Kind of like: “We’re better than a 2-loss team. Let’s go out and prove it.”
Barring an unlikely series of unusual events, a BCS title shot is out of the works. But a BCS game is very much in play. A Big 10 title is very much in play. If the Hawks stay in “prove it” mode from here on out they’ll play somewhere warm in January and hoist a Big 10 title.
Also, Ricky has earned a look in the NFL. Hopefully he’ll go somewhere that won’t screw him up COUGH ~ New England, Indianapolis ~ COUGH.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 2, 2010 2:11 PM CDT reply actions
Totally agree about the statement
On both sides of the ball they just looked like they were ready to punch someone and MSU had the misfortune of standing in front of them. The next two weeks will be interesting – we should win the next two but have had serious woes with both. If they truly have the attitude to define the season they should curb stomp both setting up another late season showdown with tOSU. Sadly this might be the death blow to Lynch, who appears to be a pretty alright guy with the misfortune of coaching for Indiana.
The BCS dream seems evasive but remember that if we win out we will have won two out of the last five against at least top 10, if not higher depending on what tOSU does. Also lets not count out the power of MSU to melt down and Wiscy to drop a WTF game. We will always be a draw in the minds of the bowls simply because of the traveling power of Hawkeye fans.
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning
by The Bacon Explosion on Nov 2, 2010 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Wisky loss is what we need
If we win out, this is all we need to have happen. We win the tie breaker with MSU and we will have beaten fOSU.
by Off Constantly on Nov 2, 2010 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions
BCS is in play
but it’s a longshot. It depends too much on other teams losing games they shouldn’t lose. And even if we beat OSU, we’d both be 10-2 and they draw a much better TV audience.
The Cap One is a fine bowl though.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
Teams lose games they "shouldn't" lose all. the. fucking. time.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
They do
but Iowa needs a perfect storm of upsets right now. The odds are not good.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
Perfect storm?
All they need is Wiscy to get beat…and I don’t think us beating OSU will even be an upset. If Wiscy loses and we beat OSU we win the Big Ten and are guaranteed a Rose Bowl berth. If we beat OSU and Wiscy and MSU both win out then we would be vying for an at-large berth against the likes of (most likely) Nebraska/Oklahoma, MSU, OSU, Stanford/Arizona.
I don’t love our chances in that instance…but it’s not out of the question.
Perfect storm?
Please, everyone, stop using that phrase.
That is all.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Nov 2, 2010 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions
The only destiny we control is our own.
And while its fun to speculate, let’s take them one at a time. Just like the team does. IU worries the dogshit out of me, this is a classic trap situation. Yes, they suck, but they’re backed against a wall, and taking us out in an upset might be the ONLY “bowl” they go to this season.
We need to go out, Daniels-like, and smack them in the mouths on offense and defense from Play 1, and keep bashing them in the teeth all day.
Guess what?! I got a fever, and the only prescription...is more cowbell!!
by The Bird Cult on Nov 2, 2010 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions
In this scenario
I’m tempted to pull for Michigan to pull off two HUGE upsets at the end of the season. Unfortunately it would give Rich Rod at least another year in Ann Arbor, but if that’s what it takes to get a 10-2 Iowa to the Rose Bowl, well call me Faust.
And another year of Dick Rod in Ann Arbor = Bad for Michigan, Good for Everyone Else
So we’d like for him to magically win the rest of his games this year, OK?
Guess what?! I got a fever, and the only prescription...is more cowbell!!
by The Bird Cult on Nov 4, 2010 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions
We need to win out.
McPenn State beats Michigan State and jNWU beats Wiscy on the last weekend of the B-10 season.
by Stay thirsty, my friends. on Nov 2, 2010 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions
We do NOT need MSU to lose again.
We DO need Wisky to lose. If they drop one and we win out, then we get the Big Ten’s automatic berth. No marketing decisions necessary. If Wisky wins out and it’s down to a choice between 10-2 tOFU and 10-2 Iowa for the at-large then we’re probably off to the Bailout Recipient Bowl.
And of course all of these scenarios require us to BEAT OHIO STATE.
"Among the safe ways to pursue truth is the putting of experience ahead of any reasoning, we being sure that any fallacy must reside in the latter at least covertly." -- Galileo Galilei
I want the B-10 Championship outright, not co-champs with Michigan State.
by Stay thirsty, my friends. on Nov 3, 2010 9:01 AM CDT up reply actions
Personally, I don't much give a fuck.
Wisky losing and Iowa winning out gives me two things that I really wanted out of this season:
1.) Iowa to win a conference title and
2.) tOSU to NOT win a conference title.
It would be even sweeter if we won it outright, but if we have to share it with Sparty I’m fine with that, especially since it means that we would end up in Pasadena.
by Abbas_Cincinnatus on Nov 3, 2010 9:07 AM CDT up reply actions
Mike Daniels is Marsellus Wallace
Q: What is your plan out there? What is the first thing you want to do against an offensive lineman?
A: Hit them in the mouth early and let them know it’s going to be a long day.
Q: Is it that simple?
A: Yeah.
from today’s player interviews: http://www.youtube.com/user/Sourcemgnews#p/u/2/sZZ8r0URADk
Its going to be a long day... priceless
Guess what?! I got a fever, and the only prescription...is more cowbell!!
by The Bird Cult on Nov 2, 2010 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions
I FUCKING LOVED...
…the way he looked into the camera like a stone cold killer when he said that.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Nov 3, 2010 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions
The thing is, he's not acting. That's what's really fucking scary.
Guess what?! I got a fever, and the only prescription...is more cowbell!!
by The Bird Cult on Nov 4, 2010 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions
This is what I'd like to see on Saturday...
Get up at least two TDs quickly, and then keep the gas pedal to the floor… and then bring out Coker and fucking run their defense over. I’d be perfectly happy with a winning score in the 20s, as long as we keep them locked down.
Guess what?! I got a fever, and the only prescription...is more cowbell!!
i agree with the prater defensive award and how it wasnt merrited
But then I kind of disagree. He did have a fine game and the reason msu threw slants his way all day was because that’s all that was working for them. Now, an exceptional corner would have jumped in front of one of those…so I can see how it may be a little bogus that he won it. Morris played terrific especially when you consider his inexperience…but I’m still glad to see prater get some love. But let’s give the guy a little credit…
Also while I was typing this a typed preter and I lol’d…possible nickname for prater?
by bornofclay on Nov 2, 2010 11:37 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Oh Really Fool!?!?!
http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/255/spartyf.jpg
Just call me Hawkstradamus.

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