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Going to Wrigley this Saturday?

That's where Illinois and jNWU will be playing.

There’s a rumor floating around the Interwebz that only one end zone will be used. Why? Because of the GIGANTIC FUCKING BRICK WALL along the back of one of the end zones. Immovable pieces of masonry are a hazard to players, I guess.

(Ed. Note -- rumor confirmed. They're only using one end zone tomorrow. -- Ross)

So, if this true, teams will be driving into one end zone the whole game, switching sides after each possession. You know, kind of like the games you used to play in your back yard. Old Man Johnson’s fence got in the way, so you always drove toward the Hanson house.

Remember the time you tricked your friend into believing that a vampire lived in the basement of the Hanson house? Remember how you snuck in that one time and your friend got so scared he peed in his pants? Man, childhood was fun.

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