Edit - The Final Gun/ Bellanca OSU Party Cancelled

EDIT: I'm really sorry to say that, due to a funeral on Saturday, I can no longer host the party with Bellanca this Saturday. We discussed options this morning and agree that the best thing will be to cancel the gathering. My sincere apologies for those of you who will have to adjust your plans for tailgating this weekend. I was very much looking forward to the event, and am disappointed that this happened. 

We may try again next year. Post in the thread if you want to berate me. I'll email everyone who had RSVP'd.

- The Final Gun



Hey folks. Bellanca and I have decided to host a party to which you are all invited.


When?   Next Saturday before and after the thrashing of OSU. 10:30 a.m. – 2 p.m., and a few hours post-game. Come get your pregame on and meet like-minded Iowa fanatics.

Where? My house, a few blocks south of Historic Kinnick Stadium. I’ll email the address to people who RSVP.

Why? Well, this is where the madness started:


Yeah, that’s right, we don’t mess around.

There’ll be breakfast drinks: bloody mary’s, mimosas (for the ladiez), and bourbon. There’ll be a keg if enough of you say you’re coming. There’ll be non-alcoholic beverages for drivers, minors, and non-drinkers. There’ll be plenty to snack on. Most importantly, there’ll be other people like you: Friends of the Pants with an informed passion for all things Hawkeye and a developed appreciation for potty-humor.

Your significant others and friends are welcome, provided they (and you) will be respectful of others and of my place.

You're probably thinking:

So I want to come, what do I do?

  • Shoot an email to and tell me and Bellanca how many people are coming. If you’re just gonna swing by for a few minutes, let us know that too – but this party will be like a black hole of awesome, so don’t plan on being able to escape too easily.
  • Rec up this post so people see it.
  • Post your intentions to come in this thread, so people know how great it’s going to be.
  • Actually, you know, show up. 

Obviously, this party is not sponsored by or affiliated officially with BHGP or any of the writers or editors here. If you’re under 21, you won’t be drinking at my house. We're going to cap RSVPs at 100.  Alright. Let’s do this.

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