Iowa-Just Northwestern Open Thread The Second: Unleash The Swagger
by Adam Jacobi on Nov 13, 2010 12:25 PM CST
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PrintOkay. So Iowa's losing 7-3 at the break. Not the worst situation Iowa's been in, but yeah, not good. Not fun to watch, either.
So it's time to bring the pain in the second half. Time to play with swagger. Time to have the biggest dick in the Chicagoland area, and guess what, bitch:
Anyway, this is your second half thread. Use it well. "First"-ers and gay-baiters will get straight-up fucking banned. Luckily, 99% of you don't have this issue, so we're cool.
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You should probably turn it off then.
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by Adam Jacobi on Nov 13, 2010 12:30 PM CST up reply actions
It's supposed
because we didn’t do it against Indiana and aren’t doing it against jNW. Considering how we did against better defense, we should have crushed Indiana and shouldn’t be losing to jNW.
C'mon guys
I really can’t get that drunk this early in the day… I have homework to do
But...
I have law school finals in less than a month… yeah you’re right
by Omahawk(eye) on Nov 13, 2010 12:32 PM CST up reply actions
Why do they call it home work?
You’re not working on your home, I mean, what’s the deal with that?
by LowcountryHawk on Nov 13, 2010 12:32 PM CST up reply actions
That's it
enough rope-a-dope.
Hawks for the win and falafels for the vagina
by DoYouLoveHawksorHate'Merica? on Nov 13, 2010 12:31 PM CST reply actions
Obviously dick manners are dead
She’s going to get lipstick on your dipstick
CBS has a real winner on right now.
Tenn vs. Ole Miss., but then again, SEC fans are probably saying “ESPN has a real winner on right now…”
by kingsbury_from_deep on Nov 13, 2010 12:32 PM CST reply actions
Yes.
When I “analyzed” that game for the BHGP pick’em, I said “that game is an absolute shit-fest.”
Of course, Tennessee can score 28, and we can’t get a TD, so why am I making fun of them? Oh, right. Because they are illiterate.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 13, 2010 12:37 PM CST up reply actions
wtf
went to store to buy beer….wiscy score 38-10..was 17-when left..
"He was the one that didn't give us a touchdown, ... He didn't officiate for us again." ...Hayden Fry
by chuck longs mom on Nov 13, 2010 12:32 PM CST reply actions
That's what Wiscy does to inferior teams.
We could learn something
by kingsbury_from_deep on Nov 13, 2010 12:33 PM CST up reply actions
No, it was a beautiful die
until jNW decided that America (read: Stanzi’s ankle) needed to die
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
I do not understand how we can come out so flat after last week
And the end of the half clock management was downright sadistic. However, since Persa tricked his knee on their second drive we seem a little more locked in. I also noticed the jNW’s cheap shots and dirty play got our D fired up (thanks, geniusezz). With a little consistency on offense I think we’ll pull this out.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
If this gets worse, I DEMAND a British-soccer stlyle riot . . .
From the BHGP section. That is the only thing that could TOTALLY REDEEM this a abortion of a game.
Barring a sweet Iowa comeback, that is.
If Dan Persa falls in the locker room and breaks his shins
That would be fine with me
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Nov 13, 2010 12:34 PM CST via mobile reply actions
fuck
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Nov 13, 2010 12:35 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
pasch asks what iowa's offense needs to change
griese’s answer: “their offense”
can we put him out to pasture?
What do you mean?
His logic is flawless.
Hawks for the win and falafels for the vagina
by DoYouLoveHawksorHate'Merica? on Nov 13, 2010 12:36 PM CST up reply actions
Something, something, something, Juan Montoya tacos.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bE4XhdgjD64
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 13, 2010 12:40 PM CST up reply actions
Persa TUCKS IT AND RUNS LOL!!!
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
I just want the defense to show the same kind of stuff from second quarter the rest of the game
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
Up the middle their D-line is handling us well.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 13, 2010 12:37 PM CST up reply actions
Totally disagree
They’re not running the ball well up the middle at all and Klug has gotten a ton of penetration on passing plays. The d-line has been dominant
Which is what I said.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 13, 2010 12:39 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah I misread that, by bad
I mean our offense is definitely not playing well, but since he posted that while we were on D I natrually assumed that’s what he was referring to
Offense needs to wake up
The defense has been playing well after that first TD drive, but we know that these guys aren’t exactly airtight, lockdown as they have been in the past.
And then there’s the shaky ST and jNW’s luck. We can’t let this game be close. We need to put together a huge 2nd half and make this a no-doubt win.
murder.exe
Run
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by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Nov 13, 2010 12:36 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I love the fact that when we miss an interception
you can hear a groan from the crowd
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning
by The Bacon Explosion on Nov 13, 2010 12:37 PM CST reply actions
Saved by a penalty, I guess?
We actually blitzed?
Yep. Thanks for the play,
See you next year.
America, you're looking good: handsome, free and tall.
by Close Shave America on Nov 13, 2010 12:38 PM CST up reply actions
illegal touching
"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie
by usualsuspect on Nov 13, 2010 12:38 PM CST up reply actions
I WAS NEVER CONVICTED!
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 13, 2010 12:38 PM CST up reply actions
weird
the WOC-AM dolph & eddie audio stream is a few seconds faster than ESPN
http://www.woc1420.com/mediaplayer/?station=WOC-AM&action=listenlive&channel_title=
Phew
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
illegal touching
15 yards, loss of down and 25 years in federal prison.
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by The Bacon Explosion on Nov 13, 2010 12:38 PM CST reply actions
Don't be derps this half, K?
You hear this KOK?
"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson
fingers crossed.
"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson
a hole up the middle?
didn’t see that last week against PSU
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by The Bacon Explosion on Nov 13, 2010 12:39 PM CST reply actions
Agree, defense actually doing well
Offense sucks. MORE RUNNING
Dear Diary, Kevin is so hot. Today he was raking the yard. God I wish he'd throw me into that pile of leaves.
we have the run game available
and then POP to DJK
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
Helmet to helmet attempt there on the defender.
"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson
TAILGATE ANNOUNCEMENT, OSU WEEKEND.
The Final Gun and I are hosting a tailgate for you and yours next week at his house, 1/3 mile from Kinnick. He will post details in a Fanpost. Please RSVP so we have enough victuals on-hand to keep the noise down.
We play tackle football.
15 yards I will take
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by The Bacon Explosion on Nov 13, 2010 12:40 PM CST reply actions
Momentum: Iowa
America, you're looking good: handsome, free and tall.
by Close Shave America on Nov 13, 2010 12:40 PM CST reply actions
Wow, a hole to the outside all of the sudden
"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson
Can we get Coker some carries?
Save Adam!
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
by SomeJerkPoster on Nov 13, 2010 12:40 PM CST reply actions
Funny and true.
America, you're looking good: handsome, free and tall.
by Close Shave America on Nov 13, 2010 12:42 PM CST up reply actions
if that play consistently picks up 5-6
keep running it all day.
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning
by The Bacon Explosion on Nov 13, 2010 12:41 PM CST reply actions
Just wondering.
With the run game working, and the win to our backs…should we not be taking shots downfield now?
Dance with the girl that brung ya.
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by Adam Jacobi on Nov 13, 2010 12:43 PM CST up reply actions
this is the perfect field position for it
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by The Bacon Explosion on Nov 13, 2010 12:41 PM CST up reply actions
finally, KOK running on both side of the line
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
Hello...PA?
"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson
I'm going into Rolling Stones rally mode
playing Let It Bleed.
It works.
safeties for NW are up
which spells doom for them going forward
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
I say this every week, but I love A-Rob
It’s amazing how often he makes the first man to get to him in space miss.
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spins like a washin machine
"He was the one that didn't give us a touchdown, ... He didn't officiate for us again." ...Hayden Fry
by chuck longs mom on Nov 13, 2010 12:44 PM CST up reply actions
Gotta keep going..haven't scored anything yet.
"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson
HAVE NOW!!!
"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson
I'm not
Iowa missed Robinson last week. Not this week.
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by Adam Jacobi on Nov 13, 2010 12:43 PM CST up reply actions
I just McNuttd!
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
please tuck that ball away McNutt
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by The Bacon Explosion on Nov 13, 2010 12:43 PM CST reply actions
for the KOK haters
you have to judge the man on the whole game. KF shuts down things when weather bad. Well, the weather is no loonger bad.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
Good point
some of my criticisms may have been premature
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
whatever...
there were some truly ponderous coaching decisions and play calls in the first half. We are playing jNW, not the Buckeyes.
"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson
You might want to look up what "ponderous" means
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by Adam Jacobi on Nov 13, 2010 12:46 PM CST up reply actions
It is a reference to an old Orson Welle's radio rants...
sorry, funny to me.
"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson
duly noted though.
"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson
To be honest,
We just did what we were doing last week: Ran the ball all the way down the field and once we were inside the Red Zone, got away from it and threw the ball
EXHALE
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
by SomeJerkPoster on Nov 13, 2010 12:43 PM CST reply actions
same play ftw
I didn't order assholes with my whiskey
by White Lightning on Nov 13, 2010 12:44 PM CST reply actions
exhausted their emotional
reserves
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
by StoopsMyAss on Nov 13, 2010 12:44 PM CST up reply actions
sarcasm
just in case
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
by StoopsMyAss on Nov 13, 2010 12:44 PM CST up reply actions
PAT WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
Biggest drive of the year.
Changed the tone of this game entirely.
wow that looked even better the second time
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by The Bacon Explosion on Nov 13, 2010 12:44 PM CST reply actions
That's a pro throw by Stanzi.
Put it right where it had to be, right when it had to be.
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Yes...first time today. If there were a couple more of those (I am thinking the DJK ball) then we would be partying already.
"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson
ok not the first time...but missed as many as hit.
"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson
in terms of leading his man.
"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson
You are probably right...
but let’s not get too giddy over a 7 yard throw to the sideline. Well-placed? Sure. But not exactly putting Ricky ahead of Fouts and Tarkenton.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 13, 2010 12:46 PM CST up reply actions
The hell did you get that from what he said?
And anyway, that was not an easy throw by any stretch of the imagination, especially on the move.
Yes, a nice throw.
But it was not a long throw.
Earlier, some were discussing Stanzi’s pro prospects.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 13, 2010 12:53 PM CST up reply actions
You know, forgot but Meyer's kick was a beauty considering the weather
Those missed xtra points sucked ass, but Ill give him one there
Dear Diary, Kevin is so hot. Today he was raking the yard. God I wish he'd throw me into that pile of leaves.
Rittenberg predicted he'd miss another one today.
We’ll see about that.
America, you're looking good: handsome, free and tall.
by Close Shave America on Nov 13, 2010 12:45 PM CST up reply actions
hey, your talking about the reigning POW in special teams
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by The Bacon Explosion on Nov 13, 2010 12:45 PM CST up reply actions
I don't think that the missed XPs are really his fault. They have been bad snaps/holds.
"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson
By stumbling into a wood-burning stove?
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by Adam Jacobi on Nov 13, 2010 12:47 PM CST up reply actions
u gotta be fucking me
Jnw playing iowa in man coverage. Thank u fitz you fucking tool!
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride!" HST
by Dip-Shit on Nov 13, 2010 12:45 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Ok guys
I found the proper karmic alignment for this game for me: when we’re on defense/punting, I need to be standing up. Offense, must be sitting down. I apologize for taking so long to realize the proper arrangement
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
graciously thank you for figuring that out
keep it going
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by The Bacon Explosion on Nov 13, 2010 12:46 PM CST up reply actions
Hey that
Dear Diary, Kevin is so hot. Today he was raking the yard. God I wish he'd throw me into that pile of leaves.
thats what Im doing too. Stick with it. Were making them win
Dear Diary, Kevin is so hot. Today he was raking the yard. God I wish he'd throw me into that pile of leaves.
It's like you're the busted antenna on the analog TV that is the Hawkeye football team.
America, you're looking good: handsome, free and tall.
by Close Shave America on Nov 13, 2010 12:47 PM CST up reply actions
Kirk Ferentz thanks you for your service to the team
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by Adam Jacobi on Nov 13, 2010 12:47 PM CST up reply actions
we need to make hay in this quarter with the wind.
because KF chose the wind to get back into the game, so jNU gets it 4th quarter.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
yup
"He was the one that didn't give us a touchdown, ... He didn't officiate for us again." ...Hayden Fry
by chuck longs mom on Nov 13, 2010 12:46 PM CST up reply actions
is it just me or does the wind look like it died with the rain?
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by The Bacon Explosion on Nov 13, 2010 12:47 PM CST up reply actions
This x1000
If we’re passing deep, it needs to be in this quarter.
jNW turnover right now
would be epic
"He was the one that didn't give us a touchdown, ... He didn't officiate for us again." ...Hayden Fry
by chuck longs mom on Nov 13, 2010 12:47 PM CST reply actions
jNW has the wind?
I don't want to, but if I had to burn down an oprhanage, I would look for one in Ames.
by Thanks, Oops I Crapped My Pants on Nov 13, 2010 12:47 PM CST reply actions
persa's hurt
"He was the one that didn't give us a touchdown, ... He didn't officiate for us again." ...Hayden Fry
by chuck longs mom on Nov 13, 2010 12:48 PM CST reply actions
Has been since their 2nd drive on the slide.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 13, 2010 12:48 PM CST up reply actions
man, someone needs to unload on Persa on those plays
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by The Bacon Explosion on Nov 13, 2010 12:48 PM CST reply actions
I think Jnu is going to take a shot somewhere along the way here.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
Let's wait until they at least get to midfield before determining that determination
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by Adam Jacobi on Nov 13, 2010 12:49 PM CST up reply actions
Persa looks like Harry Potter.
Has that been said?
"Next week's no good for me. The Jonas Brothers are in town."
cannot give a long drive back here.
"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson
We will not let a guy named "Trumpy" beat us.
and how does a tiny man like Persa always fall forward?
"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson
nice spot by the ref
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by The Bacon Explosion on Nov 13, 2010 12:50 PM CST reply actions
mm-hmm...
Nice for Iowa, anyway.
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by Adam Jacobi on Nov 13, 2010 12:50 PM CST up reply actions
Mmmm, turnovers.....
America, you're looking good: handsome, free and tall.
by Close Shave America on Nov 13, 2010 12:50 PM CST up reply actions
They're really good at getting these 3rd and shorts
easy to convert. Yuck.
Nice tackle by Hyde.
America, you're looking good: handsome, free and tall.
by Close Shave America on Nov 13, 2010 12:50 PM CST reply actions
Thanks for not running, dude
Klug had great contain, but he would have been able to get two yards, I think
Fake. They're going for it.
Just don’t rough the punter though.
Dan Persa is legitimately pretty good, man
Why do we get upset every week when announcers say good players are good?
Persa looks like a wiley little weasle
Chewie on his mouth gaurd like a binkie – 4th and 2! Denied!!! Argh! Angry typing..
Persa's smart guy. That was a good play. But it FAILED
Dear Diary, Kevin is so hot. Today he was raking the yard. God I wish he'd throw me into that pile of leaves.
he is frightening - kid has guts
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by The Bacon Explosion on Nov 13, 2010 12:51 PM CST up reply actions
Great Return!
"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson
Agreed.
America, you're looking good: handsome, free and tall.
by Close Shave America on Nov 13, 2010 12:52 PM CST up reply actions
He had opportunites in the 1st half to return and did not
Now he’s making my balls shrivel up.
May have been an overshare…
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 13, 2010 12:52 PM CST up reply actions
Chaney, call that fucking fair catch!
You’re not gonna go anywhere. Just don’t lose the ball.
theirs has been too.
"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie
by usualsuspect on Nov 13, 2010 12:52 PM CST up reply actions
hasn't been a return yard yet.
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by The Bacon Explosion on Nov 13, 2010 12:52 PM CST up reply actions
I'm starting to wonder if we should just not have anyone back on punts
The worst that could happen is just get a little worse field position. The worst with a guy back there is losing possession.
by 6 seconds of hell on Nov 13, 2010 12:54 PM CST up reply actions
persa scares the shit outta me
much much much rather play a passer
"He was the one that didn't give us a touchdown, ... He didn't officiate for us again." ...Hayden Fry
by chuck longs mom on Nov 13, 2010 12:51 PM CST reply actions
Sorry, is Sandeman hurt? BECAUSE PCJ, JR. MAKES ME SAD
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
by SomeJerkPoster on Nov 13, 2010 12:51 PM CST reply actions
PC, JR.
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
by SomeJerkPoster on Nov 13, 2010 12:52 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah
somebody else said that according to Morehouse, Sandeman is out.
But TBH, if Chaney can get some space, he could take it back. He probably has more speed than Sandeman.
He definitely does
Not as shifty though. He’s still much more of a track guy than a football guy
Thanks for the info.
And Colin is definitely “niftier” than PC, JR.
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
by SomeJerkPoster on Nov 13, 2010 12:57 PM CST up reply actions
score time...
if we can et them down two scores they become very predictable at that point
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
yup, we could really use it
frees up the d-line to power rush
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by The Bacon Explosion on Nov 13, 2010 12:52 PM CST up reply actions
Come on offense!
Get a TD and start pulling away!
Blocked Punt
Can we go for it once or twice this half? We got close a couple times in the first half…
Ugh I hate Griese
I love this kid for not making a play. He didn’t make that play so much better than other QBs who don’t make plays.
by Ratface McDougal on Nov 13, 2010 12:52 PM CST reply actions
Like Favre, he's just having fun out there.
America, you're looking good: handsome, free and tall.
by Close Shave America on Nov 13, 2010 12:53 PM CST up reply actions
Why is anyone surprised that Griese sounds retarded?
Guy was always a “face” color-commentator, and now he is one who is 60 years old or older. Get used to his comments of senility.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 13, 2010 12:55 PM CST up reply actions
let's put another drive together.
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride!" HST
by Dip-Shit on Nov 13, 2010 12:52 PM CST via mobile reply actions
32'd, or 36'th
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by The Bacon Explosion on Nov 13, 2010 12:53 PM CST up reply actions
Yes I agree
and wish to subscribe to your newsletter
by salparadise23 on Nov 13, 2010 12:55 PM CST up reply actions
lets ride Arob please
left.. right..whatever…nothing fancy
"He was the one that didn't give us a touchdown, ... He didn't officiate for us again." ...Hayden Fry
by chuck longs mom on Nov 13, 2010 12:53 PM CST reply actions
if he can shake a shoestring tackle he will be gone.
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by The Bacon Explosion on Nov 13, 2010 12:54 PM CST reply actions
the run is working
All I want is for us to put this game away this quarter.
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride!" HST
by Dip-Shit on Nov 13, 2010 12:54 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Stanzi's overthrown DJK twice now.
on deep passes.
Yeah, but this time he wasn't even open.
First time DJK was a half-step slow.
America, you're looking good: handsome, free and tall.
by Close Shave America on Nov 13, 2010 12:55 PM CST up reply actions
Better than underthrowing it
and landing in a jNW jersey
by TheCapitain on Nov 13, 2010 12:56 PM CST up reply actions
Maybe the wet field has a little to do with it...
but Ricky has been a bit off-target at times in the last month or so.
And as soon as I say that, he throws the TD to DJK!
I’m not worthy! I’m not worthy!
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 13, 2010 12:57 PM CST up reply actions
crap, we have yet to convert one of these today.
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning
by The Bacon Explosion on Nov 13, 2010 12:55 PM CST reply actions
until now
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by The Bacon Explosion on Nov 13, 2010 12:55 PM CST up reply actions
derp
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
Yeesh!
I don’t know if it was a real fumble, but yuck!
? - agree
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by The Bacon Explosion on Nov 13, 2010 12:56 PM CST up reply actions
OK, there are his fumbles for the year
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by The Bacon Explosion on Nov 13, 2010 12:56 PM CST reply actions
fuck
we better not lose the yardage for first down
"He was the one that didn't give us a touchdown, ... He didn't officiate for us again." ...Hayden Fry
by chuck longs mom on Nov 13, 2010 12:56 PM CST reply actions
Least it was fast.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 13, 2010 12:57 PM CST up reply actions
He needs
to stop wearing those stupid bracelets!
by freshwaterorca on Nov 13, 2010 12:56 PM CST reply actions
watch yourself there fella
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning
by The Bacon Explosion on Nov 13, 2010 12:57 PM CST up reply actions
who's your daddy?
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
by StoopsMyAss on Nov 13, 2010 12:57 PM CST up reply actions
the line is wining this game now
both lines really
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
by StoopsMyAss on Nov 13, 2010 12:58 PM CST up reply actions
Should be the A Rob show the rest of the game
Dear Diary, Kevin is so hot. Today he was raking the yard. God I wish he'd throw me into that pile of leaves.
under review
Why…to see if they can fuck iowa in any way?
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride!" HST
by Dip-Shit on Nov 13, 2010 12:57 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE!!!
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
YESSSSSS!!
I'm cool dad, that's my thang. I'm hip, I surf the web, I text. LOL: laugh out loud, OMG: oh my god, WTF: why the face
by SantosL.Halper on Nov 13, 2010 12:57 PM CST reply actions
With. The. Program.
Good to have you back, DJK!
America, you're looking good: handsome, free and tall.
by Close Shave America on Nov 13, 2010 12:57 PM CST reply actions
:)
DJK
"He was the one that didn't give us a touchdown, ... He didn't officiate for us again." ...Hayden Fry
by chuck longs mom on Nov 13, 2010 12:57 PM CST reply actions
you like apples jnw?
How do you like them goddamn apples Fitzy?
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride!" HST
by Dip-Shit on Nov 13, 2010 12:58 PM CST via mobile reply actions
4th quarter
against Indiana from last year in effect
DJ motherfuckin K
"He was the one that didn't give us a touchdown, ... He didn't officiate for us again." ...Hayden Fry
by chuck longs mom on Nov 13, 2010 12:58 PM CST reply actions
that sure pushes the yardage battle back to DJK
I hope he ends the season with 1200 and 1 more than McNutt
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning
by The Bacon Explosion on Nov 13, 2010 12:58 PM CST reply actions
I'm fine with that.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 13, 2010 12:59 PM CST up reply actions
He's rich, biatch! Honk honk!
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 13, 2010 12:59 PM CST up reply actions
I still think it's weird that Ryan Field does not have nets behind the goalposts.
America, you're looking good: handsome, free and tall.
by Close Shave America on Nov 13, 2010 12:58 PM CST reply actions
Can't find a big enough net. Physics department is working on force-field technology.
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
by SomeJerkPoster on Nov 13, 2010 1:00 PM CST up reply actions
high school fields rarely do
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning
by The Bacon Explosion on Nov 13, 2010 12:59 PM CST up reply actions
Nobody sits in th end zone for 88% of the games...
so why waste perfectly good money on nets? That money can be used for Armani pocket squares.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 13, 2010 1:00 PM CST up reply actions
So, I'm not a football expert
but shouldn’t DJK carry that ball in the other arm? What’s the ‘rule’ for that?
And yes, it’s a moot point, and yes, I’m MORE THAN OVERJOYED by that TD, but just curious about it.
JESUS, DUDE. TAKE A FEW PLAYS OFF.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 13, 2010 1:00 PM CST up reply actions
GREAT pass by Stanzi.
DJK got open, but Stanzi made that TD with the pass placement.
your right, sitting down works
Dear Diary, Kevin is so hot. Today he was raking the yard. God I wish he'd throw me into that pile of leaves.
Well, he's overthrown DJK a couple times, no?
And he did have that dumb sack that he took.
But he hasn’t been bad. The first half was just the offense as a whole.
The first one was as much DJK getting bumped as Stanzi's throw
That pass is all about timing, and DJK getting dumped threw it of
Yes
Stanzi is the problem, clearly.
I don't want to, but if I had to burn down an oprhanage, I would look for one in Ames.
by Thanks, Oops I Crapped My Pants on Nov 13, 2010 12:59 PM CST reply actions
Let me be the first to say it...
Sweet pass from Stanzi. Not sure why it always takes into the second half for him to start feeling it.
"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson
ok, not the first...I am a slow typer.
"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson
Need those 2:30 starts
they just woke up!
Sometime Stanzi looks nervous and bounces around in the pocket
like he’s confused or not sure where to go with the ball. But when he stands tall without bouncing around and is decisive, he looks effing great.
by Ratface McDougal on Nov 13, 2010 1:00 PM CST reply actions
don't touch it
Plenty of time after the game
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning
by The Bacon Explosion on Nov 13, 2010 1:01 PM CST up reply actions
Our pass protection from the Oline
Has been as good as I can remember at Iowa. Most of the sacks they’ve given up have been on Stanzi more than the other team’s defense…
God that was beautiful. What a pass. What a DJK outrun
Dear Diary, Kevin is so hot. Today he was raking the yard. God I wish he'd throw me into that pile of leaves.
Its still 3rd quarter?? wow
Dear Diary, Kevin is so hot. Today he was raking the yard. God I wish he'd throw me into that pile of leaves.
did no
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride!" HST
by Dip-Shit on Nov 13, 2010 1:01 PM CST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
^this
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 13, 2010 1:02 PM CST up reply actions
He can do that?
He dropped the ball it came outta the endzone.. Then he grabbed it brought it back into the edzone and downed it?
didn't come all the way out
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning
by The Bacon Explosion on Nov 13, 2010 1:02 PM CST up reply actions
great camera work there guys
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning
by The Bacon Explosion on Nov 13, 2010 1:01 PM CST reply actions
Clayborn time
Dear Diary, Kevin is so hot. Today he was raking the yard. God I wish he'd throw me into that pile of leaves.
Why am I relaxing?
I hope the players aren’t doing the same…
"Next week's no good for me. The Jonas Brothers are in town."
Jeez
They keep going to the same play to the sideline for that first down conversion.
Damn Trumpy! Easy on Hunter.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
Trumy wow
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning
by The Bacon Explosion on Nov 13, 2010 1:03 PM CST reply actions
Come on, defense!
Don’t let these guys get back into it!
adam has to get one here
Dear Diary, Kevin is so hot. Today he was raking the yard. God I wish he'd throw me into that pile of leaves.
"revenge of the linebacker"
best line of the game
and it shall happen.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 13, 2010 1:04 PM CST up reply actions
Before the game is over..
There’s either going to be a turnover caused by pressure on Persa or he’s going to get dinged by our D-Line.
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
by SomeJerkPoster on Nov 13, 2010 1:04 PM CST up reply actions
Has Tarp been in the whole game?
America, you're looking good: handsome, free and tall.
by Close Shave America on Nov 13, 2010 1:04 PM CST reply actions
we need to d-up here
a stop could be the end of the game
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning
by The Bacon Explosion on Nov 13, 2010 1:04 PM CST reply actions
Sometimes you scramble so much you make eggs
Dear Diary, Kevin is so hot. Today he was raking the yard. God I wish he'd throw me into that pile of leaves.
our lb's suck in coverage!
And about goddamn time they call a fucking hold on these fucks
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride!" HST
by Dip-Shit on Nov 13, 2010 1:04 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I guess they do if your point of reference is last year's linebackers
Otherwise I don’t get it. They’re not Angerer and Edds (who are two of the best coverage backers in recent Big Ten history), but they’re not a total mess or anything. Just kinda average I guess (unless DiBona is in, he genuinely kinda stinks)
Seriously, they are playing lights out
Normally, that Persa crap would be like Vick and 4 TDs. They got one
Dear Diary, Kevin is so hot. Today he was raking the yard. God I wish he'd throw me into that pile of leaves.
There were like three holds on that
And it FINALLY got called? Jeez…
Also, not sure I like these huge cushions we’re giving up. Unless we get a pick, it’s gonna hurt us.
we need a stop here
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride!" HST
by Dip-Shit on Nov 13, 2010 1:05 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Hyde may not be my favorite CB
but, he can tackle in the open field
by 6 seconds of hell on Nov 13, 2010 1:05 PM CST reply actions
however, it looked like he had a chance to blow that guy up. While he wrapped him, the jNW player got three more yards on that tackle.
"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson
stop here baby!
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning
by The Bacon Explosion on Nov 13, 2010 1:05 PM CST reply actions
Is it me...
or does every Hyde tackle result in the offensive player get a few more yards.
"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson
Good God
you’re a negative Nancy about everything, aren’t you?
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
I am antsy. I know, I know.
"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson
heard that as well
Did anyone see the “corso sucks cock” sign this morning on gameday?
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride!" HST
by Dip-Shit on Nov 13, 2010 1:08 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
thank god for the drop
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride!" HST
by Dip-Shit on Nov 13, 2010 1:05 PM CST via mobile reply actions
What was the name they shouted?
David Nunez?
America, you're looking good: handsome, free and tall.
by Close Shave America on Nov 13, 2010 1:06 PM CST up reply actions
CHANEY, WATCH THE BALL!
Also, no roughing the punter on that? Did we not get him?
Woops!
Did anyone else hear the guy on the open mic there? Something something “fucking faggot?”
My my, jNW guy.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
my wife shot me a look after she heard that too...
"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson
He did not. My bad.
He said “they’ve been doing that for 5 fucking minutes…” or something
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 13, 2010 1:08 PM CST up reply actions
Brees sleeps in #9 shirt?
"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson
Let's get another TD!
can’t let up against these guys!
So...
Wisconsin must have had different game film to prepare for Indiana.
I don't want to, but if I had to burn down an oprhanage, I would look for one in Ames.
by Thanks, Oops I Crapped My Pants on Nov 13, 2010 1:07 PM CST reply actions
They noticed we could run on them
and unlike us, they didn’t stop running inside the 10
by Ratface McDougal on Nov 13, 2010 1:08 PM CST up reply actions
Having a trio of experienced backs lets you do that.
America, you're looking good: handsome, free and tall.
by Close Shave America on Nov 13, 2010 1:08 PM CST up reply actions
KOK doesn't call plays for Wisconsin?
I don't want to, but if I had to burn down an oprhanage, I would look for one in Ames.
by Thanks, Oops I Crapped My Pants on Nov 13, 2010 1:08 PM CST up reply actions
I think, bring the fresh, big back in now
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning
by The Bacon Explosion on Nov 13, 2010 1:09 PM CST up reply actions
oO
wheres arob?
"He was the one that didn't give us a touchdown, ... He didn't officiate for us again." ...Hayden Fry
by chuck longs mom on Nov 13, 2010 1:08 PM CST reply actions
86 yard, 8 minute TD drive
to shove a football up Fitz’s ass
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning
by The Bacon Explosion on Nov 13, 2010 1:08 PM CST reply actions
I'm developing a man-crush on Coker.
He’s going to be a heck of a RB for Iowa. I LOVE how he follows his blockers.
jNW is REALLY going for the strip on the running back
Also, Wisconsin, WTF?!
Pretty sure Robinson's just getting a breather.
No reason not to use Coker for at least one drive.
Ceci n'est pas un blogue.
Feel bad for NW's D-Line. Coker is fresh and looking to bang your head
“BANG YOUR HEAD”
Dear Diary, Kevin is so hot. Today he was raking the yard. God I wish he'd throw me into that pile of leaves.
Coker runs like a fucking train
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride!" HST
by Dip-Shit on Nov 13, 2010 1:09 PM CST via mobile reply actions
wrong..
trains run like coker
"He was the one that didn't give us a touchdown, ... He didn't officiate for us again." ...Hayden Fry
by chuck longs mom on Nov 13, 2010 1:10 PM CST up reply actions
Coker's only weakness
Himself, as he flails to the ground after tripping on grass blades
Judith Rules!
by Tree Meister on Nov 13, 2010 1:11 PM CST up reply actions
Good play call, good execution on that!
I want more, and I want another TD!
Glad to see some Coker action here
"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson
it is really hard to keep this offense down
I cannot explain last week
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
Morse with the truck. The ball is in your court, Trumpy.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
Hey, Wizgerald, shut up...
lucky you didn’t get a late hit penalty.
"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson
wow
Did I just see Stanzi throw the ball away?
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride!" HST
by Dip-Shit on Nov 13, 2010 1:10 PM CST via mobile reply actions
The line's opening HUGE holes now...
…gotta keep running the rock.
Who dropped the banana peel?
America, you're looking good: handsome, free and tall.
by Close Shave America on Nov 13, 2010 1:11 PM CST reply actions
not gonna be negative...not gonna be negative.
"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson
derp
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
Stanzi, NOOOO!!!
That would have been a good play!
wow
That fucking sucked!
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride!" HST
by Dip-Shit on Nov 13, 2010 1:11 PM CST via mobile reply actions
DAMMIT
Had someone coming open across the middle on that one
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Holy crap
Dear Diary, Kevin is so hot. Today he was raking the yard. God I wish he'd throw me into that pile of leaves.
The entire game has been full of double-entendre.
America, you're looking good: handsome, free and tall.
by Close Shave America on Nov 13, 2010 1:12 PM CST up reply actions
Story of my life.
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
by SomeJerkPoster on Nov 13, 2010 1:12 PM CST up reply actions
JNWU have officially turned to wizardry
by 6 seconds of hell on Nov 13, 2010 1:11 PM CST reply actions
At least we're getting the punt off before switching directions...
…but it’s yet another terrible punt. We just gotta do better than that.
that could have been horrific
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning
by The Bacon Explosion on Nov 13, 2010 1:12 PM CST reply actions
what is the shanks with Donohue?
will we ever put a full game together?
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
He's also taking a long time to kick. They're getting back there too...
Maybe he’s trying to compensate for the weather?
hello...wind.
"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson
That wasn't "fucking" you heard
It was clearly f’gath kthnng’
The Wizgarold spun a spell using dark languages.
Hawks for the win and falafels for the vagina
by DoYouLoveHawksorHate'Merica? on Nov 13, 2010 1:12 PM CST reply actions
Dammit, you beat me to it.
Bradley-Terry ratings for college football and basketball
Because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Abracapokus! Hokuscadabra! Newport News!
Wait, I got one…Walla Walla Washington!
He was summoning Cthulhu.
It only makes sense.
Bradley-Terry ratings for college football and basketball
Because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Les has it memorized.
He doesn’t need it anymore.
Bradley-Terry ratings for college football and basketball
Because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Come on defense!
4th quarter! Get the turnover!!
Can you get Direct TV
in a Ferarri?
I don't want to, but if I had to burn down an oprhanage, I would look for one in Ames.
by Thanks, Oops I Crapped My Pants on Nov 13, 2010 1:14 PM CST up reply actions
Keeps the legs warm.
America, you're looking good: handsome, free and tall.
by Close Shave America on Nov 13, 2010 1:13 PM CST up reply actions
He doesn't need the help.
America, you're looking good: handsome, free and tall.
by Close Shave America on Nov 13, 2010 1:14 PM CST up reply actions
Defensive TD time? Yes.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
We have no business being outscored by 10 points in the 4th quarter
so I expect this defense to shut this game down.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
However, I do NOT want to see the shut it down version of this offense.
"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson
Definitely. They have the underrated McG.!
And, OSU has sold it’s defensive soul by practicing against a spread offense.
We play tackle football.
Yuck. Not a big fan of being up by only 10 against jNW.
Our offense NEEDS to put together TD drives this quarter. Wind or weather can’t be an excuse.
Oh definitely
and to be honest, I’m not upset with the offense for that last drive. Kinda sucks, but it’s shitty weather.
However, they need to be ON in the final quarter. I just don’t like close® games against the Wildcats. They always get shit to go their way.
Pizza Rolls.
Everyone is a fan. And if you aren’t…you hate America and, transitively, Ricky Stanzi.
Perpetually living between the click of a light and the start of a dream.
by hawkeyeguy85 on Nov 13, 2010 1:15 PM CST up reply actions
mmm.
the Vine… Vine Steins and cheese fries
by Omahawk(eye) on Nov 13, 2010 1:16 PM CST up reply actions
wisconsin is sodimizing indiana
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride!" HST
by Dip-Shit on Nov 13, 2010 1:14 PM CST via mobile reply actions
good Lord, is that getting ugly
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning
by The Bacon Explosion on Nov 13, 2010 1:15 PM CST up reply actions
why is wisconsin still passing?
they’re up by 39 points and indiana is not going to make up that difference
Won't be by choice
If MSU and Iowa both win out, one of us is going to the Rose Bowl. If Iowa loses a game, they’re not going BCS bowling (and I doubt MSU is if they lose one).
Bradley-Terry ratings for college football and basketball
Because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
No, no conference can have more than 2
Well, isn't what LeBron did last night the living embodiment of The Secret, leaving millions on the table and turning himself into a hometown villain, all for the sake of winning?
Neil Paine, basketball-reference.com
Not allowed.
America, you're looking good: handsome, free and tall.
by Close Shave America on Nov 13, 2010 1:16 PM CST up reply actions
Does Auburn sit Cam Newton?
I don't want to, but if I had to burn down an oprhanage, I would look for one in Ames.
by Thanks, Oops I Crapped My Pants on Nov 13, 2010 1:16 PM CST up reply actions
short answer: no.
Long answer: Nope.
Perpetually living between the click of a light and the start of a dream.
by hawkeyeguy85 on Nov 13, 2010 1:16 PM CST up reply actions
YES
Nebraska. Buncha dummies here
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Nov 13, 2010 1:17 PM CST up reply actions
yikes
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning
by The Bacon Explosion on Nov 13, 2010 1:17 PM CST up reply actions
goddamn are we shitty at coverage with our lb's
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride!" HST
by Dip-Shit on Nov 13, 2010 1:17 PM CST via mobile reply actions
We're making Persa look like Denard Robinson.
America, you're looking good: handsome, free and tall.
by Close Shave America on Nov 13, 2010 1:18 PM CST up reply actions
Why dont we have a SPY on Persa?
Dear Diary, Kevin is so hot. Today he was raking the yard. God I wish he'd throw me into that pile of leaves.
Hes been gashing us all day
Dear Diary, Kevin is so hot. Today he was raking the yard. God I wish he'd throw me into that pile of leaves.
The ref saved us on that one again
He’s the best pass play LB we have right now.
Stepping out a foot short was a fail
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
motion!
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning
by The Bacon Explosion on Nov 13, 2010 1:18 PM CST reply actions
crap - not so much
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning
by The Bacon Explosion on Nov 13, 2010 1:18 PM CST up reply actions
what's wrong with Tarp?
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning
by The Bacon Explosion on Nov 13, 2010 1:19 PM CST reply actions
FLoater by Persa. Nice. We'll see if that knee starts to screw him up with poor throws...
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
And it appears to have an immediate effect.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 13, 2010 1:20 PM CST up reply actions
needed that
"He was the one that didn't give us a touchdown, ... He didn't officiate for us again." ...Hayden Fry
by chuck longs mom on Nov 13, 2010 1:20 PM CST reply actions
I love me some Hunter!!!!
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning
by The Bacon Explosion on Nov 13, 2010 1:20 PM CST reply actions
WOW
I think Persa is going to murder his WRs after this
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
HUNTER!
America, you're looking good: handsome, free and tall.
by Close Shave America on Nov 13, 2010 1:20 PM CST reply actions
They were giving us a lot of help on that drive.
Head’s up play by Hunter though
That's the kind of thing that has gone against Iowa in this matchup the past few years.
Bradley-Terry ratings for college football and basketball
Because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
hopefully we can expel these demons.
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning
by The Bacon Explosion on Nov 13, 2010 1:21 PM CST up reply actions
and when the refs fuck u all game long,
The football gods make it right and iowa gets the turnover!
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride!" HST
by Dip-Shit on Nov 13, 2010 1:20 PM CST via mobile reply actions
WOW
"He was the one that didn't give us a touchdown, ... He didn't officiate for us again." ...Hayden Fry
by chuck longs mom on Nov 13, 2010 1:21 PM CST reply actions
More than anything, I just want the offense to give the defense some rest.
Also, BRILLIANT catch
WOW
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
put the fuckin foot on the fuckin accelerator
If Sarah Palin were any smarter rocks would be in trouble
That was absurd Reisner
did he almost got the other knee in too!
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
lookin like another TE for the NFL
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning
by The Bacon Explosion on Nov 13, 2010 1:21 PM CST reply actions
That's one for the highlight reel.
America, you're looking good: handsome, free and tall.
by Close Shave America on Nov 13, 2010 1:22 PM CST up reply actions
I hope so. Because otherwise I don't know what we're doing here.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 13, 2010 1:23 PM CST up reply actions
And succeeding.
Bradley-Terry ratings for college football and basketball
Because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Does one of the Refs look especially potato-y?
I don't want to, but if I had to burn down an oprhanage, I would look for one in Ames.
by Thanks, Oops I Crapped My Pants on Nov 13, 2010 1:23 PM CST up reply actions
refs workin hard to give jnw a chance!
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride!" HST
by Dip-Shit on Nov 13, 2010 1:23 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Newsnote: Ferentz isn't bending over and writing down numbers after penalties. Mid-life crisis?
We play tackle football.
Arm punt
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
Arm puntin' like a motherfucker
The hell was he looking at there?
STANZIBALL.
Hideous throw into double coverage off of one foot. Wow.
aww Ricky!
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
GODDAMN IT!!!!!!
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride!" HST
by Dip-Shit on Nov 13, 2010 1:23 PM CST via mobile reply actions
There safties may have learned a lesson after that DJK TD
by 6 seconds of hell on Nov 13, 2010 1:24 PM CST reply actions
Totally unnecessary throw.
America, you're looking good: handsome, free and tall.
by Close Shave America on Nov 13, 2010 1:24 PM CST reply actions
Stanzi, NOOO!
There’s obviously wind there!
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!
Not gonna say anything...Nope...Not gonna say a word.
"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson
what on earth are you talking about? I have no idea what you are referencing.
"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson
kidding, sorry.
Sorry to be frustrated by this game. I should know better.
"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson
That play doesn't change the fact that Stanzi has been a strength the whole season.
America, you're looking good: handsome, free and tall.
by Close Shave America on Nov 13, 2010 1:25 PM CST up reply actions
alright
lets get 2 ;)
"He was the one that didn't give us a touchdown, ... He didn't officiate for us again." ...Hayden Fry
by chuck longs mom on Nov 13, 2010 1:24 PM CST reply actions
Thank the gods for the dirty play by jNW
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
Cool it Fitzgerald, it was obvious
late, OOBs and in the back.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
Hang on now
I hate Fitz but no one in coaching is a bigger disgrace than Lynch.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 13, 2010 1:25 PM CST up reply actions
This is not news.
See: Indiana 2009.
Bradley-Terry ratings for college football and basketball
Because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Stanzi for all his success this year still falls in the trap of sticking to his primary read
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Nov 13, 2010 1:25 PM CST reply actions
that throw is fine if single coverage
but, apparently McNutt was all alone underneath.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
Name a single college team that tackles better than Iowa. That guy is a true frosh.
We play tackle football.
we always seem to keep jnw in the game!
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride!" HST
by Dip-Shit on Nov 13, 2010 1:26 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Great block by the Center, but not really
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 13, 2010 1:27 PM CST up reply actions
Dear God, we really need this win!
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride!" HST
by Dip-Shit on Nov 13, 2010 2:00 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
We can't get a holding call to save us
So we send the LB. Nice.
freshman sighting!!
"He was the one that didn't give us a touchdown, ... He didn't officiate for us again." ...Hayden Fry
by chuck longs mom on Nov 13, 2010 1:26 PM CST reply actions
Nice that Morris gets that - huge for confidence
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning
by The Bacon Explosion on Nov 13, 2010 1:27 PM CST reply actions
Morris just tossed their center off him
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
YES!
Nobody expects the second Iowa blitz.
America, you're looking good: handsome, free and tall.
by Close Shave America on Nov 13, 2010 1:27 PM CST reply actions
How are these not holds?!
Also, the secondary is falling apart now?
you cannot legally stop a player when you are behind them
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning
by The Bacon Explosion on Nov 13, 2010 1:28 PM CST up reply actions
I don't like to bitch about refs.
I have never seen so many holds and heard a crowd boo — mid-play — a hold.
We play tackle football.
fuck
how do they only have 7 pts?
"He was the one that didn't give us a touchdown, ... He didn't officiate for us again." ...Hayden Fry
by chuck longs mom on Nov 13, 2010 1:28 PM CST reply actions
That bend but don't break D everyone hates? That.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 13, 2010 1:29 PM CST up reply actions
i am goddamn sick of the goddamn holding!
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride!" HST
by Dip-Shit on Nov 13, 2010 1:28 PM CST via mobile reply actions
so does their line
"He was the one that didn't give us a touchdown, ... He didn't officiate for us again." ...Hayden Fry
by chuck longs mom on Nov 13, 2010 1:29 PM CST up reply actions
We keep collapsing the pocket
but Persa just walks for the first down or plays catch with his receivers.
America, you're looking good: handsome, free and tall.
by Close Shave America on Nov 13, 2010 1:28 PM CST reply actions
Shit.
We can’t catch a break against these fuckers. Every big play we have seems to be negated by two by the Wildcats. Now do you see why I don’t like being up by just 10 against these guys?
You and me only pal...
"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson
You can be worried about the outcome of the game without shitting a brick about every little thing
Well, isn't what LeBron did last night the living embodiment of The Secret, leaving millions on the table and turning himself into a hometown villain, all for the sake of winning?
Neil Paine, basketball-reference.com
Gotta stand when D is playing
Dear Diary, Kevin is so hot. Today he was raking the yard. God I wish he'd throw me into that pile of leaves.
we had the wind in the second quarter...
Why is everyone acting like jNW has it now. Shouldn’t it behind us?
"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson
Because they do have it.
It doesn’t necessarily alternate quarters, I think whoever’s kicking gets to pick whether they want first or second quarter.
Bradley-Terry ratings for college football and basketball
Because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Each half, that is.
Bradley-Terry ratings for college football and basketball
Because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Every time Persa leaves the pocket there are obvious, jersey-pulling, holds.
This is obscene.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
we need to just keep them out of the end zone
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
time is a factor now
burning 7 minutes to get a FG isn’t a good deal for them.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
by shake n bake on Nov 13, 2010 1:30 PM CST up reply actions
In Russia, this drive hate you.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 13, 2010 1:30 PM CST up reply actions
Klug getting held AGAIN...why am I looking for it?
"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson
morris
is f’ng EVERYWHERE
"He was the one that didn't give us a touchdown, ... He didn't officiate for us again." ...Hayden Fry
by chuck longs mom on Nov 13, 2010 1:29 PM CST reply actions
This game was 100% over before the StanziBall.
We’ve let them right back into this one.
Fucking bullshit.
Stanzi’s armpunt is gonna cost us a big 2TD swing unless the D steps up.
It was not a Rick6 so let's not blame him for everything.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 13, 2010 1:31 PM CST up reply actions
so...we are giving him a pass because they didn't run it back?
"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson
He doesn't play defense, and right now, neither does our defense.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 13, 2010 1:33 PM CST up reply actions
they drive ~90 yards for the TD
you have to put most of that on the D.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
by shake n bake on Nov 13, 2010 1:33 PM CST up reply actions
I am NOT forgiving the D. But what mistake came first?
"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson
how was the opening kickoff?
Let’s pull Myers scholarship if it sucked! It’s all his fault.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
by shake n bake on Nov 13, 2010 1:35 PM CST up reply actions
Agree.
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
by SomeJerkPoster on Nov 13, 2010 1:33 PM CST up reply actions
we need to stiffen...maybe take a time out to get the defense some wind
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
A timeout might not be the worst thing
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning
by The Bacon Explosion on Nov 13, 2010 1:31 PM CST reply actions
Yeah, I was thining a TO would have been good
Dear Diary, Kevin is so hot. Today he was raking the yard. God I wish he'd throw me into that pile of leaves.
u are fucking our defense by not calling the goddamn holds!
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride!" HST
by Dip-Shit on Nov 13, 2010 1:31 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Hey, remember when I said "I don't like being up by only 10?".
Well here you guys go. This is what happens when we play jNW. This is the exact same bullshit year after year.
you and I are going to get banned.
"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson
I certainly hope so
Well, isn't what LeBron did last night the living embodiment of The Secret, leaving millions on the table and turning himself into a hometown villain, all for the sake of winning?
Neil Paine, basketball-reference.com
by snley on Nov 13, 2010 1:32 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
well, sorry to rain on your rainbow.
"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson
Unfortunately, we do not ban for being assholes.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 13, 2010 1:32 PM CST up reply actions
Me being snippy when something goes wrong, is no different from people sarcastically saying...
“Stanzi sucks” sarcastically whenever he makes a play that he should make. I am truly bipartisan. Praise where due…criticism where due.
"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson
and there is little to praise the last two weeks.
"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson
I was talking about him, but if you want to snipe at me I will ban you too.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 13, 2010 1:39 PM CST up reply actions
edr247 just got banned for his "Fucking gay" comment.
That the kind of company you want to keep?
Ceci n'est pas un blogue.
You are 100% correct too.
I don’t know why I simply warned for that. Good call.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 13, 2010 1:35 PM CST up reply actions
Shit, did he say that? Boo. You will never hear that shit from me.
"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson
Imagine this team with that QB...wowza
"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson
Epic Greenwood
’07 vintage
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
God the D is gassed. Stanzi needs to burn a lot of clock here
Dear Diary, Kevin is so hot. Today he was raking the yard. God I wish he'd throw me into that pile of leaves.
We are officially in a time-management contest the rest of the way.
And we are TERRIBLE at time management.
game on
"He was the one that didn't give us a touchdown, ... He didn't officiate for us again." ...Hayden Fry
by chuck longs mom on Nov 13, 2010 1:32 PM CST reply actions
well, stanzi has to win this game. We cannot go three and out
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
this is goddamn joke.
They better not call iowa for another goddamn hold all goddamn game!
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride!" HST
by Dip-Shit on Nov 13, 2010 1:32 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I don't ever remember us blitzing that much in a single drive
And against their spread formations, that seems like a bad decision
by 6 seconds of hell on Nov 13, 2010 1:32 PM CST reply actions
+1
hate hate hate
"He was the one that didn't give us a touchdown, ... He didn't officiate for us again." ...Hayden Fry
by chuck longs mom on Nov 13, 2010 1:33 PM CST up reply actions
Agreed
but their O-line must be a bunch of fucking magicians to get away with all the holding calls…
zone blocking can mask a lot of that.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 13, 2010 1:34 PM CST up reply actions
but...
persa IS really good
"He was the one that didn't give us a touchdown, ... He didn't officiate for us again." ...Hayden Fry
by chuck longs mom on Nov 13, 2010 1:35 PM CST up reply actions
drew tate..ish
"He was the one that didn't give us a touchdown, ... He didn't officiate for us again." ...Hayden Fry
by chuck longs mom on Nov 13, 2010 1:35 PM CST up reply actions
They're attacking us at angles, not taking us on directly
when Persa rolls out you get more leeway on the holding, was my point.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 13, 2010 1:37 PM CST up reply actions
They need to get in shape
Kind of sad that they look like this honestly
Judith Rules!
by Tree Meister on Nov 13, 2010 1:35 PM CST up reply actions
I hope KF realizes this defense--this year--is not going to win games at the end
the offense has to
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
we are giving up TD drives at an alarming rate
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning
by The Bacon Explosion on Nov 13, 2010 1:34 PM CST up reply actions
We give up less than 14 points per game, including those scores on special teams and the offense. So, what are you saying?
We suck because NW has scored 14 points in 56 minutes?
We play tackle football.
well, to date, he hasn't
let’s hope that he has realized that since Wisconsin/Indiana
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
He must realize this...
…since we keep taking the ball to begin every game. He has no confidence in the D.
He has done that for the last 12 years
It’s an NFL mindset.
by 6 seconds of hell on Nov 13, 2010 1:37 PM CST up reply actions
I didn't think he deferred
I thought he choose to receive. The thought being that you can get an extra possession by getting the ball first.
I may have made all that up, but I’m pretty sure i didn’t
by 6 seconds of hell on Nov 13, 2010 1:44 PM CST up reply actions
Eat Some Clock
hopefully with a touchdown.
I don't want to, but if I had to burn down an oprhanage, I would look for one in Ames.
by Thanks, Oops I Crapped My Pants on Nov 13, 2010 1:33 PM CST reply actions
That's what worries me.
If it were over, we’d win.
America, you're looking good: handsome, free and tall.
by Close Shave America on Nov 13, 2010 1:34 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Anyone know what the rule is for mid-game incliment weather?
Like, say a freakish thunderstorm breaks out in the 4th. Do they stop play until it blows over?
America, you're looking good: handsome, free and tall.
by Close Shave America on Nov 13, 2010 1:37 PM CST up reply actions
Iowa. O line must tackle every d lineman and let stanzi pick them apart
Not gonna be a hold call, do it"
jNW is going to put eight in the box here...
…and dare KOK and Stanzi to beat them.
well 8 in the box = only one safety for Stanzi to have to keep track of
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
by shake n bake on Nov 13, 2010 1:36 PM CST up reply actions
8 yard routes is all we need, don't go for the win on every play
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning
by The Bacon Explosion on Nov 13, 2010 1:36 PM CST up reply actions
Right. they know Kirk. He's gonna run, run, run
Dear Diary, Kevin is so hot. Today he was raking the yard. God I wish he'd throw me into that pile of leaves.
bend but don't break
Does not work when the refs allow holding on every goddamnn play!!!
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride!" HST
by Dip-Shit on Nov 13, 2010 1:35 PM CST via mobile reply actions
On the bright side, our kickoff coverage team looks suprisingly great today.
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
the key to this drive is stanzi's line calls
if they stack the box we need to roll the pocket and be agressive
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
throw some outs and slants, move the chains
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning
by The Bacon Explosion on Nov 13, 2010 1:38 PM CST up reply actions
Do they not do any sprints at practice?
This is coaching, you need to get your players in shape, if they aren’t in shape you need to call timeout to get them a break
Judith Rules!
Not really
Northwestern’s offense looked pretty good to me with that pace
Judith Rules!
by Tree Meister on Nov 13, 2010 1:38 PM CST up reply actions
I was wondering why no timeout on that drive.
by Black and Gold on Nov 13, 2010 1:37 PM CST up reply actions
They don't need sprints, they need distance running.
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
by SomeJerkPoster on Nov 13, 2010 1:38 PM CST up reply actions
wal mart greeter ugly
"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson
WHAT A CATCH BY REISNER...
…on a pretty terrible throw by Stanzi. SICK play.
Did he just say "First down Mockeyes"?
America, you're looking good: handsome, free and tall.
by Close Shave America on Nov 13, 2010 1:39 PM CST reply actions
i swear
if Reisner is not 1st team BIG TEN..im going after Jim
"He was the one that didn't give us a touchdown, ... He didn't officiate for us again." ...Hayden Fry
by chuck longs mom on Nov 13, 2010 1:39 PM CST reply actions
true
wish we used him more…he is sooo underated
"He was the one that didn't give us a touchdown, ... He didn't officiate for us again." ...Hayden Fry
by chuck longs mom on Nov 13, 2010 1:42 PM CST up reply actions
we need to keep it up
Use the whole damn clock and put 7 on the board!
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride!" HST
by Dip-Shit on Nov 13, 2010 1:39 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I'd settle for just the first one
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
by shake n bake on Nov 13, 2010 1:40 PM CST up reply actions
I'm sufficiently uncomfortable right now.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
4-5 yards a play would make me happy
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning
by The Bacon Explosion on Nov 13, 2010 1:40 PM CST reply actions
Horrific playcalling.
We simply have no coherent idea who we are and who we want to be offensively.
must convert now
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning
by The Bacon Explosion on Nov 13, 2010 1:40 PM CST reply actions
fuck, fuck fuck fuck fuck
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning
by The Bacon Explosion on Nov 13, 2010 1:41 PM CST reply actions
Our 3rd down conversion rate today was not good.
Come on D. Let’s do this.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
I'm sorry, KOK.
That’s just not good enough. Nothing on that drive made any sense.
u gotta be kidding me
Our defense is gassed…we need a huge stop!
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride!" HST
by Dip-Shit on Nov 13, 2010 1:41 PM CST via mobile reply actions
We seem to run a lot of plays with our TE covered at the LOS.
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
No flag if nobody on the offense moves and they get back onside before the snap.
Bradley-Terry ratings for college football and basketball
Because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Wheres that jailbreak screen??
Dear Diary, Kevin is so hot. Today he was raking the yard. God I wish he'd throw me into that pile of leaves.
Beautiful blocking and punt there. Love it.
Special Teams needs a little pat on the back. Here you go, boys.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
It's a good decision by jNW....
…because they aren’t concerned about the clock, and they’re sure that they can move the ball against a gassed defense. They’re playing to win, and Iowa is shooting themselves in the foot.
Bring the blitz. Put a spy on Persa. Game over
Dear Diary, Kevin is so hot. Today he was raking the yard. God I wish he'd throw me into that pile of leaves.
KOK called pass on all but two plays
what do you guys want?
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
I think everyone's really upset about execution
but just blaming the coaches.
Yet another Donahue punt downed inside the 20.
America, you're looking good: handsome, free and tall.
by Close Shave America on Nov 13, 2010 1:42 PM CST reply actions
Into the wind too apparently
Judith Rules!
by Tree Meister on Nov 13, 2010 1:42 PM CST up reply actions
You been watching the game today, champ?
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
by SomeJerkPoster on Nov 13, 2010 1:43 PM CST up reply actions
better
into the wind today
"He was the one that didn't give us a touchdown, ... He didn't officiate for us again." ...Hayden Fry
by chuck longs mom on Nov 13, 2010 1:43 PM CST up reply actions
Or 2 stops... but let's not get ahead of ourselves.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 13, 2010 1:44 PM CST up reply actions
they've been playing pretty well
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning
by The Bacon Explosion on Nov 13, 2010 1:44 PM CST up reply actions
the wind is the story of this game
only 3 points going left to right
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
I'm tired of reading comments by newbies pissing in their pants.
We play tackle football.
by Bellanca on Nov 13, 2010 1:43 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
Iowa needs to use TOs on defense...
…in obvious stopped-clock situations. Conditioning is a factor.
a nice three and out or pick would be wonderful
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning
by The Bacon Explosion on Nov 13, 2010 1:44 PM CST reply actions
Did Dunsmore kinda "Moss" that? Looked like a poor effort.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
Shitfuckhell.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
Is he being spied?
Honestly? B/c how the fuck does this keep happening?
that fuckin hurt
We are going to need a turnover!
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride!" HST
by Dip-Shit on Nov 13, 2010 1:46 PM CST via mobile reply actions
the defense is gassed
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride!" HST
by Dip-Shit on Nov 13, 2010 1:46 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I think this is 4 down territory
the rest of the game.
I don't want to, but if I had to burn down an oprhanage, I would look for one in Ames.
by Thanks, Oops I Crapped My Pants on Nov 13, 2010 1:46 PM CST reply actions
most definitely
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning
by The Bacon Explosion on Nov 13, 2010 1:47 PM CST up reply actions
No.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 13, 2010 1:47 PM CST up reply actions
now that a turnover on downs doesn't give Iowa a gimme FG
absolutely
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
by shake n bake on Nov 13, 2010 1:47 PM CST up reply actions
I've never seen a running QB know where his targets are so well after he pulls the ball down
fucking Persa
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
Need to do some push-pull type stuff up front D Line
Straight rush isnt doing much against the pass blocking
Judith Rules!
guy is just tough
crazy field vision
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning
by The Bacon Explosion on Nov 13, 2010 1:47 PM CST up reply actions
KF doesn't believe in timeouts.
He collects them like baseball cards.
Never
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 13, 2010 1:47 PM CST up reply actions
GODDAMNIT
Hawks for the win and falafels for the vagina
by DoYouLoveHawksorHate'Merica? on Nov 13, 2010 1:47 PM CST reply actions
we need a big fucking play
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride!" HST
by Dip-Shit on Nov 13, 2010 1:47 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Holy shit, that was almost a spectacular catch.
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where are my blood pressure pills?
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning
by The Bacon Explosion on Nov 13, 2010 1:48 PM CST reply actions
what the fuck are we doing?
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride!" HST
by Dip-Shit on Nov 13, 2010 1:48 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Whether they get in the endzone or not
They’re going to kill this clock
Iowa pass coverage
404 NOT FOUND
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we control them for two and half quarters and now we cannot stop them.
that is just fitness. We are exhausted. I would like to see us use a dime defense.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
FUCCCCCCCCCK
Dear Diary, Kevin is so hot. Today he was raking the yard. God I wish he'd throw me into that pile of leaves.
Our D is a big flamin' bag of dog shit today
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
Why not?
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
The D lIne is just n=blocking. No pressure
Dear Diary, Kevin is so hot. Today he was raking the yard. God I wish he'd throw me into that pile of leaves.
I hope this comes down to Demos' shaky leg
and not Ferentz’s shaky clock management
by Ratface McDougal on Nov 13, 2010 1:50 PM CST reply actions
I fucking hate this shit
every fucking year. a bunch of bitch ass kids who can’t match up with us guy for guy, and we piss it away through bad execution, bad scheming, and lack of desire. they want it more every fucking year. but c’mon, no one can argue they have better athletes or a deeper bench. they just outplan and outplay us every fucking year.
I need some damn Copenhagen
Thankfully, I have some.
I don't want to, but if I had to burn down an oprhanage, I would look for one in Ames.
by Thanks, Oops I Crapped My Pants on Nov 13, 2010 1:51 PM CST reply actions
we seem to be fucked
This goddamn season has been a fucking total let down. Can we get lucky two weeks in row?
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride!" HST
by Dip-Shit on Nov 13, 2010 1:51 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Cockpunch
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
Offense needs to win this one for us again.
America, you're looking good: handsome, free and tall.
by Close Shave America on Nov 13, 2010 1:52 PM CST reply actions
fucking Hyde
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
Micah Hyde is simply not a Big 10-quality defender right now.
He wasn’t at the beginning of the year, and he hasn’t gotten any better.
I miss you Amari
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
by shake n bake on Nov 13, 2010 1:54 PM CST up reply actions
Looked like he got his feet tangled with an OL after the throw.
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I am going into radio silence. I am hoping that you StanziSavior is forealz.
"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson
well...we have 1:22 to win this fucker
Let’s hope we have some luck left over from last year!
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride!" HST
by Dip-Shit on Nov 13, 2010 1:53 PM CST via mobile reply actions
i am fucking goddamn sick of this shit
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride!" HST
by Dip-Shit on Nov 13, 2010 1:55 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Iowas defense is the biggest fraud in college football
Sorry, they are above average but far, far, far from great. Letdowns in every close game
This is a profoundly stupid thing to say.
We play tackle football.
by Bellanca on Nov 13, 2010 1:56 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
really?
You think they’re a great defense?
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
If anyone can get it done, it's Stanzi.
America, you're looking good: handsome, free and tall.
by Close Shave America on Nov 13, 2010 1:55 PM CST reply actions
Time to get into the real Heisman debate.
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning
by The Bacon Explosion on Nov 13, 2010 1:56 PM CST reply actions
here we go
Can we salvage the game and keep our rose bowl hopes alive?
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride!" HST
by Dip-Shit on Nov 13, 2010 1:57 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Don't be afraid to work THE MIDDLE of the field please. Thx
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
Welp
Dear Diary, Kevin is so hot. Today he was raking the yard. God I wish he'd throw me into that pile of leaves.
no one wants to play football today
except Reisner. c’mon boys.
Here we go!!
Gotta move the chains!!
Pimpin' Hawkeye Football Ain't Easy
by Confederate Hawk on Nov 13, 2010 1:57 PM CST reply actions
two fucking drops in a row...are u serious?
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride!" HST
by Dip-Shit on Nov 13, 2010 1:58 PM CST via mobile reply actions
It all starts with Stanzi being dumb
we have the ball back after an INT, we need to control time and field. What does he do? Goes for a homerun ball to NO ONE. What happens? 2 90 yd drives later and we lose
EEK!
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
Get it done.
America, you're looking good: handsome, free and tall.
by Close Shave America on Nov 13, 2010 1:58 PM CST reply actions
Wheeew
Dear Diary, Kevin is so hot. Today he was raking the yard. God I wish he'd throw me into that pile of leaves.
thank u reisner
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride!" HST
by Dip-Shit on Nov 13, 2010 1:58 PM CST via mobile reply actions
1st Down!
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by Confederate Hawk on Nov 13, 2010 1:58 PM CST reply actions
take the shot. go deep
Dear Diary, Kevin is so hot. Today he was raking the yard. God I wish he'd throw me into that pile of leaves.
2 yards=9 seconds.
That’s not very good math, DJK.
He's trying to stop the clock
Pimpin' Hawkeye Football Ain't Easy
by Confederate Hawk on Nov 13, 2010 1:59 PM CST up reply actions
blame Stanzi for the throw
not DJK for saving some clock
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
by shake n bake on Nov 13, 2010 2:00 PM CST up reply actions
When I said "middle of the field" I meant BEYOND 2 YARDS
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
With KOK
you need to be very specific
by Ratface McDougal on Nov 13, 2010 2:00 PM CST up reply actions
Stanzi
Not sure we can pin 2 field long drives on Stanzi.
I don't want to, but if I had to burn down an oprhanage, I would look for one in Ames.
by Thanks, Oops I Crapped My Pants on Nov 13, 2010 1:59 PM CST reply actions
Rain and wind. Killing us.
America, you're looking good: handsome, free and tall.
by Close Shave America on Nov 13, 2010 2:00 PM CST reply actions
KILLINGME
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
Yes!
America, you're looking good: handsome, free and tall.
by Close Shave America on Nov 13, 2010 2:00 PM CST reply actions
need to get to 15 yard line
then we have a chance
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
No flag there?
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
I... christ this is brutal
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
DEEEEEEEEP!!
Dear Diary, Kevin is so hot. Today he was raking the yard. God I wish he'd throw me into that pile of leaves.
wow
How did stanzi miss that throw?
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride!" HST
by Dip-Shit on Nov 13, 2010 2:01 PM CST via mobile reply actions
It's like he couldn't decide which guy so he threw it down the middle of them.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 13, 2010 2:02 PM CST up reply actions
Offense
The pressure is getting to them.
Pimpin' Hawkeye Football Ain't Easy
by Confederate Hawk on Nov 13, 2010 2:01 PM CST reply actions
Here we go....
Need the play of the game here….
Pimpin' Hawkeye Football Ain't Easy
by Confederate Hawk on Nov 13, 2010 2:02 PM CST reply actions
Im closing my eyes
Dear Diary, Kevin is so hot. Today he was raking the yard. God I wish he'd throw me into that pile of leaves.
4th down
We need this or we’re done!
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride!" HST
by Dip-Shit on Nov 13, 2010 2:02 PM CST via mobile reply actions
ugh. rough clock management there but I guess we need to get the right play in...
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
Que?
Pimpin' Hawkeye Football Ain't Easy
by Confederate Hawk on Nov 13, 2010 2:04 PM CST up reply actions
This quarter is a microcosm of this season.
"Next week's no good for me. The Jonas Brothers are in town."
I'm completely exhausted
We need some damned discipline here.
Pimpin' Hawkeye Football Ain't Easy
by Confederate Hawk on Nov 13, 2010 2:04 PM CST reply actions
False start? Wow. Guys, please don't go out like this.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
HOLYFUCKINGSHITJESUSLORD
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
McNutt!
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
Meanwhile
Wisky continues to rape Indiana.
I don't want to, but if I had to burn down an oprhanage, I would look for one in Ames.
by Thanks, Oops I Crapped My Pants on Nov 13, 2010 2:04 PM CST reply actions
* checks score *
* double-take *
HOLY FUCK 83 ARE YOU JOKING?!
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Holy mother of God, that worked.
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My heart stopped for a moment.
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by Confederate Hawk on Nov 13, 2010 2:05 PM CST reply actions
wow
what a fucking catch!
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride!" HST
by Dip-Shit on Nov 13, 2010 2:05 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Shiiiit!
Pimpin' Hawkeye Football Ain't Easy
by Confederate Hawk on Nov 13, 2010 2:05 PM CST reply actions
HOLY FUCK
It looks like 11 retards trying to hump a doorknob
Hawks for the win and falafels for the vagina
by DoYouLoveHawksorHate'Merica? on Nov 13, 2010 2:05 PM CST reply actions
and we take a goddamn sack..are u fucking me!
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride!" HST
by Dip-Shit on Nov 13, 2010 2:06 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Fuck you Persa. Are you done this year?
Dear Diary, Kevin is so hot. Today he was raking the yard. God I wish he'd throw me into that pile of leaves.
Right side let us down on this drive.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
This season is the inverse of last season.
"Next week's no good for me. The Jonas Brothers are in town."
by hawkblock on Nov 13, 2010 2:06 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
seriously
hold him in the block or send him to/past the sticks
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
by shake n bake on Nov 13, 2010 2:08 PM CST up reply actions
He's lucky he dropped that.
Would have been no time to line up for the Hail Mary.
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I give up
is that really the play call there and the decision by our SR QB?
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
I am becoming very disenfranchised with the communist moderators.
you have gone power mad. What started as a cool place that was anarchistic, is now fullof people who like to wield executive power when you disagree with them. Why is the banhammer used so excessively? Ban this, though there is no reason to.
by Never Disagree With The Man. on Nov 13, 2010 2:07 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
We are down to our last play and you're posting this?
You are a fucking child and not even a football fan.
Also, banned. Congrats.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 13, 2010 2:09 PM CST up reply actions
wow, reinforces his point though.
Please don’t ban me. I hope I can make that comment without being banned.
"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson
He's picking a fight straight off the bat.
What do you expect?
Further, edr was given several warnings, and he’s been around long enough to know the rules against what he did. This wasn’t a hair-trigger decision.
Ceci n'est pas un blogue.
And I have told you twice to stop arguing.
He was bitching about comments on a blog in an open game thread where Iowa was fighting for their lives. He asked to be banned. I obliged.
Your next comment needs to be about something other than comments.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 13, 2010 2:17 PM CST up reply actions
The new people offer nothing to what this place was when I first joined
The funny pithy dialogue has turned into an Ohio State type blog with prick commenters who do nothing but complain.
Judith Rules!
by Tree Meister on Nov 13, 2010 2:11 PM CST up reply actions
Really?
I think its more of the situation of a small group of people, losing their cool and saying stupid things.
I didn't order assholes with my whiskey
by White Lightning on Nov 13, 2010 2:12 PM CST up reply actions
To All:
Rather than talk about how everything and everyone sucks, why don’t we just take responsibility for our own comments? Not everything we think of needs to be posted. Post good comments, don’t post idiotic ones or offensive ones. But talking about bad comments only adds to the shit heap. Let’s move on.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 13, 2010 2:15 PM CST up reply actions
You're joking, right?
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"You really almost have to throw it deep"
You think so, Doctor?
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Yeah, Griese is hard to take. This decade like the last, and the one before that.
We play tackle football.
well...7 got 6 one last time?
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride!" HST
by Dip-Shit on Nov 13, 2010 2:08 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Gee, we come out in 5 wide for the first time in two months. And they call timeout.
I wonder why we would try to confuse people?
We play tackle football.
i am so goddamn sick of Fitz and jnw!
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride!" HST
by Dip-Shit on Nov 13, 2010 2:09 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Holy hell, that almost worked too.
Bradley-Terry ratings for college football and basketball
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I disagree
No matter what, we are not the bitches NW is. We’ve won bowl games. We have a history. As bad as Penn State must feel – and I don’t diminish it at all – there is simply no fucking way it is worse than being the bitch of the Big Ten’s ultimate bitch.
and there goes our goddamn season!
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride!" HST
by Dip-Shit on Nov 13, 2010 2:10 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I should have just kept oversleeping...
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
Ha ha!
We may not be able to beat you guys, but you’re at least a good football team.
the classic of all this
Northwestern losses their QB one play prior to scoring a TD
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
if we play like this next week
Osu will fucking demolish us
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride!" HST
by Dip-Shit on Nov 13, 2010 2:11 PM CST via mobile reply actions
No, they'll win next week.
Like in 2008, when they lost close games like against Illini then beating Penn St. I don’t like the schizofrenic nature of these recent teams.
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
Can we please gnash our teeth about this one before we start in on next week's beating?
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 13, 2010 2:12 PM CST up reply actions
That was a tough one, but Wisconsin was worse.
I am now going out in a blizzard to buy booze like a Sherpa on a mission from the King.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
This is going to be a bad one, B.
And I don’t have enough to get me where I need to be. So I have to go now because I’ll be too drunk later.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 13, 2010 2:18 PM CST up reply actions
Are we going to make excuses for the defense again?
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
There are plenty that already are.
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
Both in four minutes or less? Yeah, that defense.
"Yeah, and that’s bullshit, cause Boise plays Kirkwood every other weekend".
Smokin' Herb Grigsby's Mom (+1, I say)
Was it just me
or was that some of the worst officiating we’ve faced since the Florida game?
THE MOON WALK WAS A HOAX. YOUR POPCORN IS SHIT. JOLLY TIME FOREVER. FUCK PURDUE-RossWB
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 13, 2010 2:11 PM CST reply actions
That was our loss. No one elses fault.
Dear Diary, Kevin is so hot. Today he was raking the yard. God I wish he'd throw me into that pile of leaves.
At the end yes
But the entire game was just one big blown holding call.
THE MOON WALK WAS A HOAX. YOUR POPCORN IS SHIT. JOLLY TIME FOREVER. FUCK PURDUE-RossWB
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 13, 2010 2:13 PM CST up reply actions
This and a half
Between Binns, Clayborn, and Ballard being grabbed by shoulder pads, jerseys, arms, and everything else imaginable, I nearly threw my remote through the TV.
"Yeah, and that’s bullshit, cause Boise plays Kirkwood every other weekend".
Smokin' Herb Grigsby's Mom (+1, I say)
Stand there and look at the field, Kirk.
Because there’s the program who you can’t find a way to beat with superior talent. Congrats.
Well, unfortunately, there's a very clear inflection point in this game, and it's another unforced error.
We play tackle football.
I am assuming you are targeting Stanzi's INT
it was bad, but it was 2nd and 11 after an procedure call on the O-line from the jNU 43, into the wind. If he throws that one away it is 3rd and 11. Maybe we convert it, maybe we dont. Probably we don’t. So it was a de facto punt in my eyes, and perhaps cost us 40 seconds tops. It was bad, not a game changer.
For me, the defensive breakdown on the jNU 2nd and 19 was the sign of bad things. We have them 2nd and 19 and Morris gets burned and we didn’t even force a 3rd down there. Then Persa took over the game really. e stayed base defense until very late, which was a mistake as the D-line was getting run ragged. I think a 3 man line would have been better for that entire final drive. But perhaps they felt we were worse off with Lowe or fill-in-the-blank on the field.
We got beat because we could not stop them with the wind. We shut them out against it, and they shut us out against it. We only got 3 points in the second quarter with the wind — due to the rain perhaps. They got 7 when they had it in the first quarter. And that was the difference.
The game revealed that Iowa’s defense is manageable for those teams that are well coached in patience with an accurate QB. Going forward we are going to need to force the opposing QB to think, “What is coming next?” every once in a while. I hate watching these scrambling QBs or three step drop QBs just wear us out at end of games.
This season has been weird, I believe we really have been the better team in these losses. Something is up. I feel like I am watching LSU or something.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
by StoopsMyAss on Nov 13, 2010 11:05 PM CST up reply actions
Bottom line, you enter the 4th quarter with a 10 point lead
and you lose, you get what you deserve in this season. You just do.
I am baffled by the short comings of this team.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
I think the players are there
so I look at coaching.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
Oh no.
I’ve been told for two months now that it can’t POSSIBLY be coaching. So it much be something else.
I'll be interested to see what the coaches say after this one.
Although I think the real turning point was that Stanzi interception, and he had a poor game overall, but seriously. One man cannot so effectively negate a team’s efforts.
"Yeah, and that’s bullshit, cause Boise plays Kirkwood every other weekend".
Smokin' Herb Grigsby's Mom (+1, I say)
+1
It’s not the holding calls or any other reason the posters were screaming for all game against tNW… It was Iowa… Going 2-14 on 3rd down, completing 52% passing, averaging 3.6 yds per rush and letting the D get totally gassed in the 4th qtr….
It’s Iowas fault….. we need a dropped pass v IU and Bucky finds 80+ pts….
by Ordinary Joe on Nov 13, 2010 2:26 PM CST up reply actions
About that holding stuff...
It’s awfully damn hard to get pressure on defense when you’re being blocked from behind, especially on the ends. Ever notice how Persa always had enough time? There’s a reason behind that.
"Yeah, and that’s bullshit, cause Boise plays Kirkwood every other weekend".
Smokin' Herb Grigsby's Mom (+1, I say)
Good point, hkobb.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 14, 2010 12:12 AM CST up reply actions
The script
D has a chance to make a game-winning stop, and doesn’t.
O has a chance to go back down the field with time pressure, gives up a key sack, and fails to score.
Its the 0 for 3 by the D in AZ, Wisc and now this game that I don’t think anyone saw coming at the beginning of the season though.
These situations should absolutely never happen. In my opinion the play calling was much too conservative in the first half. They keep trying to run the ball when that’s not working and when the run does start to work they get away from it. I am tired of the playcalling of Ken O’Keefe dragging this team down. We never play to put teams away early and when we have a chance to put them away we don’t take advantage of it. The first half was full of stupid penalties which is fine but on 2 and 15 and 3rd and 20 you don’t just run the ball and be content with it. They never take risks and never put any hope in the offense. Instead they continue to put too much pressure on Clayborn, Binns, Ballard, Klug, and Daniels by expecting them to be on the field for 3/4 of the game and to single handedly generate the pass rush. We almost never blitz to generate pressure and to cause mistakes. On top of that our corners are always playing 5 yards off of receivers. We played right into jNW’s gameplan. They dink and dunk and their overrated QB is perfectly content to do what he’s done all season and that’s sit in the pocket and throw five yard passes because he can’t throw the deep ball. The coaching staff fucked away this game. No ifs, ands, or buts. The players are doing everything they can possibly do to win and the coaching staff does nothing to help them out.
by Zachary Scott Clary on Nov 13, 2010 2:20 PM CST up reply actions
Absurd… that would be a good word to describe Ken O’Keefe’s playcalling.
by Zachary Scott Clary on Nov 13, 2010 2:36 PM CST up reply actions
14 points in the 4th qtr. Us? zero
Just like that game I went to in 2005
Dear Diary, Kevin is so hot. Today he was raking the yard. God I wish he'd throw me into that pile of leaves.
You guys gave us a hell of a game in Evanston
Good luck the rest of the year and in your bowl game
by LincolnParkWildcat on Nov 13, 2010 2:13 PM CST reply actions
I can't wait for Fitzgerald to get hired away...
…so Persa can become HC and hate us because he hurt himself playing against us.
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
i've got a question
the defense doesn’t count?
dude....we allowed two 4th quarter drives of 91 and 80-something
after the 8 minutes mark. The offesne did nothing to lose this game
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
except only score 17 points against a bad defense
and turn the ball over on a terrible INT as we were driving to put the game away.
The Off, defense and coaching were all terrible.
by Ratface McDougal on Nov 13, 2010 2:17 PM CST up reply actions
thre was a torrential rain storm and no one scored going left to right.
I think conditions dictated this game. But our defense should have stopped one of those drives.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
I agree
I think our D is over-rated. But NW managed 20 points in the same conditions. Did Ferentz fuck up taking the wind in the third instead of the fourth?
by Ratface McDougal on Nov 13, 2010 2:21 PM CST up reply actions
I think so
ARob was running well early in the 2nd half, don’t need the wind to do that (and we were going with short passes then, negating a lot of the wind’s effect)
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Thing is
They used the wind more in the fourth. I would have used it more to my advantage in the second, not settling for a mere 3 points, but the run did seem to work somewhat well. Keep in mind that if Iowa scores a TD on that drive, this game is tied at the end.
"Yeah, and that’s bullshit, cause Boise plays Kirkwood every other weekend".
Smokin' Herb Grigsby's Mom (+1, I say)
I don't think anyone diminishes those two drives
but we’re only supposed to score 17 against NW?
Given that you have two quarters to do it, thanks to the wind
That’s not particularly good but it’s not apocalyptically awful either.
Bradley-Terry ratings for college football and basketball
Because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Time for Vandy and Coker.
We may play the seniors for a Senior Day game, but both of the above should get major time against Minny. It’s officially time to start getting ready for 2011.
Dramatic much?
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
by SomeJerkPoster on Nov 13, 2010 2:17 PM CST up reply actions
Can you think of any other goals that are available for a preseason top-10 team?
Because I can’t. And no, upsetting aOSU is not a goal.
Oh, I don't know...
How about finishing the season with a three-game win streak and building momentum into next year instead of just giving up?
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
by SomeJerkPoster on Nov 13, 2010 2:20 PM CST up reply actions
You're right
we’ll just lay down and lose the last 2 games and be 7-5. Might as well since 9-3 isn’t very good. Jesus man. Get real.
THE MOON WALK WAS A HOAX. YOUR POPCORN IS SHIT. JOLLY TIME FOREVER. FUCK PURDUE-RossWB
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 13, 2010 2:20 PM CST up reply actions
That's ridiculous
You don’t sit the seniors because you’re in a huff about the disappointment that this season has been (and it has).
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
That is absurd
Hawks for the win and falafels for the vagina
by DoYouLoveHawksorHate'Merica? on Nov 13, 2010 2:20 PM CST up reply actions
Well Robinson isn't a Senior, but the rest of these fucks SUCK!
We might as well sit DJK and McNutt too, have Clayborn not dress, tell Donahue to hang up his kicking boots, and tell Klug, Tarp, Hunter and Ballard not to even show up. Fuck the Seniors right? Cause they haven’t done anything in their careers at Iowa right?
Get fucking real man, do you even like Iowa football?
Judith Rules!
by Tree Meister on Nov 13, 2010 2:29 PM CST up reply actions
And watch us kick Ohio State's ass next week
Dear Diary, Kevin is so hot. Today he was raking the yard. God I wish he'd throw me into that pile of leaves.
I could see that
we are a tight team this year. No reason to be tight anymore. It is now an Outback Bowl season if we can find a way to win next week.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
Please do.
Not merely because it gives MSU control of their own destiny, but because fuck OSU, that’s why.
Bradley-Terry ratings for college football and basketball
Because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Snivelling little bitches...
You guys are. I’m out.
by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Nov 13, 2010 2:15 PM CST reply actions
seconded
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Nov 13, 2010 2:16 PM CST up reply actions
Season isnt over...
pampered bitches… We are out of the Big ten title, bcs, etc… but since when is a potential ten win season a failure for Iowa football. I am as disappointed as anyone, but cmon yall, lets draw the line with calling the season over.
The season we were supposed to have
ended 7 weeks ago. We can still win 10 games. So if the season’s over, we don’t need you around anymore
THE MOON WALK WAS A HOAX. YOUR POPCORN IS SHIT. JOLLY TIME FOREVER. FUCK PURDUE-RossWB
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 13, 2010 2:22 PM CST up reply actions
I have to disagree...
On the drive that counted the most, the defense folded. Specifically the secondary and linebackers, which has been our weakness all year. Defensive line played their asses off today though…
If you give a defense a 10 point lead in the 4th quarter
with less than 10 minutes left. It is on them if you lose.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
3 losses and three problems...
1) spread us out and throw it the receiver/back covered by the linebacker
2) Stare down Stanzi. Pre-snap read, throw it to him regardless of coverage.
3) I stand by my moniker: play calling remains questionable at best.
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Nov 13, 2010 2:17 PM CST reply actions
Our clock management
needs serious work
THE MOON WALK WAS A HOAX. YOUR POPCORN IS SHIT. JOLLY TIME FOREVER. FUCK PURDUE-RossWB
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 13, 2010 2:18 PM CST reply actions
Putting out an APB...
What happend to the fire and intensity we have played with for most of the season? We have looked uninterested, flat, and completely outplayed the last 2 weeks. Where’s the preparation, where’s the execution? This season has become an incredible disappointment, but when a team gets so much hype, there is so little room for error. Bottom line is that we are a good team, not a great team…
This
is actually a good question. One would have thought last week would have woken us up, but I guess not. This team has, all of a sudden, looked disinterested at times on Offense and the defense has had trouble getting off the field so that late in the game, we’re gassed.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
That's reasonable
but, still not the point here. Losing all the time to NW is not something we should be doing. Talent-wise they compare to Indiana, Purdue, and dare I say, Iowa State. We should beat them most years. One of those inexplicable things in FB.
I don't think cover 2 is going to work so well in the spread offense taking over the country.
Playing 8 yds off a guy just to get him get 6 yds every time doesn’t seem to be working.
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
Done
Most disappointing Iowa team in the 20 years I have been a fan. So much talent and so little heart and will to win in tough situations. I really don’t care about the next 2 weeks and playing in the Velveeta-Rotel Bowl. This season will be nothing but a dismal memory.
Were you in a coma during 2006?
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
by SomeJerkPoster on Nov 13, 2010 2:22 PM CST up reply actions
2006
We got outmatched by 4 better teams, then decided to add on losses to Indiana, Northwestern, and Minnesota. This season seems far worse.
by Feelin' Orney on Nov 13, 2010 2:26 PM CST up reply actions
I agree
This season had a legit potential to be undefeated (even though it wasn’t big). One or two losses should have been the standard. 3 losses, and all so close is what makes it so sad.
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
I completely agree. We had a great returning team from last year. In my opinion this team has better players on it than last year. We actually have a little depth at running back. we have great returning experienced receivers, and our defensive line is full of NFL caliber players. This team has by far been the most disappointing. 2006 Iowa was bad but my expectations for them weren’t high. When you have the kind of returning talent we had this year there is no reason we should be playing every single team close. It’s as if the coaching staff doesn’t want to play to put other teams away. It’s almost as if they literally attempt to keep games close.
As a lifetime Iowa fan I have to say I am utterly disgusted at the way our team has played this year. Disappointment would probably be the best word to describe how I feel. I don’t even want to watch any of the rest of these games. I am sick and tired of people defending Ken O’Keefe. He is a horrible situational play caller, I understand that he calls about 50% Pass 50% Run but when it comes to tight situations he never seems to be able to make the right call. We need an offensive coordinator that is more willing to take risks and to utilize the talent that we have. As for the defense you can’t sit there and play bend don’t break against a team like jNW. The reason for that is because their QB is a girl that can’t throw the deep ball so they are perfectly content to dink and dunk their way across the field running a no huddle offense. They aren’t our kryptonite like some people think that they are. Our coaches let them do what they want and they don’t properly gameplan to defend against jNWs offense.
by Zachary Scott Clary on Nov 13, 2010 2:30 PM CST up reply actions
This is Ferentz's model
he thinks you hang on for victories. The reason we have not been blown out in a game in three years is this philosophy. But, it also lets teams hang around.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
how long till a revision of the model?
We all love KF – or at least we should – and that’s never clearer than when we beat a team we probably shouldn’t (like PSU in 2008). But don’t we need to revise the model to prevent the continued collapse against NW?
the model has an assumption
that might not apply this year. It assumes everyone is as good, if not better than you. The model should be revised if you have lots of talent. Which is to say be more agressive. But that is not this coach.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
Yep,that's what I was just saying.
But like I said, Stanzi going deep in the 4th up by 10 sorta goes against that.
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
I can agree with this.
I won’t get too crazy since it’s the heat of the moment, but this year has made me think about their style of coaching. It’s like Lickliter for football. You run a lot even when you aren’t getting anything, and you play very safe defense. Play conservative. It keeps games close. When you are outmanned or even, a lucky play here or there can help you pull off close wins. On the other hand, if you’re better and routinely pull your foot off the pedal, you allow other teams to stay in it.
Although, one can argue Stanzi going deep was not part of that philosophy and they should have just “hung on”.
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
I want to be a jNW offensive lineman
Apparently you can just tackle defensive players instead of block them and get away with it.
by Zachary Scott Clary on Nov 13, 2010 2:22 PM CST reply actions
Hate them so hard.
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
by SomeJerkPoster on Nov 13, 2010 2:25 PM CST up reply actions
Don't be surprised if we leave the Top 25 either.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
I'd be surprised. I would think everyone around and behind them would have to win.
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
I have seriously had enough of this shit.
What the fuck is wrong with this team? The offense does nothing against two dumpster fire defenses, but can trainwreck an excellent Michigan State team. There was a Big Ten title right there for the taking for this team, and they have simply pissed it down their legs. This is the most disappointing Iowa team in the Kirk Ferentz era. What a waste of talent.
I'll take "The Penis Mightier" for $500, Trebek.
I'm sorry
if this has been said multiple times… but personally, KOK isn’t doing it… I’m not gonna call for firing but there needs to be a change in play calling….why are we passing against the win but running with it?
We're now 21-19 since 2001...
…in games decided by a touchdown or less. So the hang-around and win philosophy isn’t bowling me over with it’s success. We can credit it some good wins, but we can blame it for a lot of bad losses too, like this one today.
by kingsbury_from_deep on Nov 13, 2010 2:27 PM CST reply actions
Very interesting.
Thanks for looking that up, Kingsbury.
And by the way, I thought Chris Kingsbury was awesome, and I’m guessing you did too.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 14, 2010 12:03 AM CST up reply actions
This has been a painful, frustraiting year.
Every loss has featured horrible, inexcusable breakdowns.
And not to be cliche…but that is why they play the games.
But how in the fuck does jNW keep beating the Hawks?
Hawks for the win and falafels for the vagina
by DoYouLoveHawksorHate'Merica? on Nov 13, 2010 2:28 PM CST reply actions
I may have to stop being a Cubs fan
My NW hate seems to be spilling over to the entire Chicago metro area at this moment.
Go back to us up 17 to 7 and driving and Stanzi throws a dump pick....
from there it’s like the team totally clenched up…..offense, defense, coaching….they all choked at the end and we are now 0-3 against real douche bag coaches this year…..
I read "I think you are on something"
And I was really disappointed, Stoops. And then I reread it. Good call.
"Yeah, and that’s bullshit, cause Boise plays Kirkwood every other weekend".
Smokin' Herb Grigsby's Mom (+1, I say)
well
thank god we don’t have any douches left on the schedule. I don’t hold Tressel as a douchebag.
THE MOON WALK WAS A HOAX. YOUR POPCORN IS SHIT. JOLLY TIME FOREVER. FUCK PURDUE-RossWB
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 13, 2010 2:31 PM CST up reply actions
You know this is how Penn State fans feel about us, right?
by kingsbury_from_deep on Nov 13, 2010 2:30 PM CST reply actions
It's different...
We’re not a bunch of douchebags.
"Next week's no good for me. The Jonas Brothers are in town."
I only mean in terms of can’t-get-over-the-hump-of-always-losing-to-those-guys.
by kingsbury_from_deep on Nov 13, 2010 2:58 PM CST up reply actions
I think
I’m gonna stop watching games with my parents. The only game I’ve watched with them and won was EI-EI-U.
THE MOON WALK WAS A HOAX. YOUR POPCORN IS SHIT. JOLLY TIME FOREVER. FUCK PURDUE-RossWB
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 13, 2010 2:34 PM CST reply actions
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