The Big Ten Betting Extravaganza: Week 11

But if you don’t believe me then take Michigan/ Purdue on the over. Try to find a reason it won’t happen.

62 points assumes a game higher than 31-30. Robinson/Forcier have the ability to create at least 31 for the Michigan offense, and playing on the road in conference so far, they have allowed 35 and 41 points.

I expect Michigan to put up close to 40, but allows at least 28 points on the road.

Will be a pretty close game, and Wisconsin is due for a semi-collapse (+21 seams like ALOT) The over on Michigan and OMHR could easily be reached by the end of the 3rd qtr. Michigans defense could easily give up 25-30 pts to a battered offense.

Michigan hasn’t covered ATS last 5 games. now spotting 13 pts on the road with a bad defense? I’ll take the Boilers. The over is trendy and predictable and thus has no value (although 6 of their last 7 have gone over, so perhaps Vegas isn’t catching on).

Indiana and Penn St are both tempting, in the same way that a 17 yr old is tempting. you may look twice at her but you’d never touch.

A 3:30 game after Daylight Savings Time ends means McGimlisonofGloin will not shrivel under the midday November sun.

The UM/Purdue over is as tempting as any other Michigan over as well.

Did you pick the over on the Mich-Sick-nois game?

Recall I said DickRod and Zookers would try to out piss each other and what happened? The Zookers petered out in overtime and dribbled down his leg.

This week, don’t ask me why, but I like McPenn State to cover tOSU. Take the points and get with McGloin and Co.

Or go with the over on the MIchigan game (which should be your fall back if you can’t stand to pick anything else).

to vote “idiot” I gladly take. That said, Indy +21 seems like a ton. I’d take that. I like the over on Michigan/Purdue, but I no longer know whether they have eleven healthy individuals on their team. I know, you may not need that to score on Michigan, but can Purdue now score 20 points in any scenario? Still (electronic voice)— “Rich Rodriguez is an offensive genius” and “You are a hater”. I have played that thing once each of the past three days.

But then again, isn’t Utah favored by less than a touchdown over Notre Dame? THAT’S YOUR BET!!!!!!

Last week the Iowa/Indiana over/under was 50 plus. I took the under figuring Iowa D would hold the Hoosiers to less than ten (10) and Ferentz would lighten up when Hawks got to thirty-something (33, say).

I won, but, well, you get my point…

Regarding the others, let me slap my balls on HFMR’s chopping block:

1) OMHR does an Ohio State redux on the Wolverines as Ryan Kerrigan takes a shillelagh to D-Robs head and then rips Tate a new Forcier. Purdue by a brazillian points.

2) While a predict them to lose, Minnesota will find a way to keep it close which likely means that Zook and idiotic play calling will be involved somehow. Gophers keep the loss to under 7 points.

I voted Michigan to cover, but I don’t have a lot of faith in it.

My 2nd choice was OSU. I can see Tressel trying to pile up some style points as insurance to get to a BCS game.

But nothing seems even close to a lock.

before I saw the last line. Very witty.

Get off the fence, bitches.

Mostly because I hate Wisconsin and hope they burn in a fiery blaze

More people are voting for IU than PSU.

Like, um, whatever you say.

And bet jNW. Sigh….

Take Illinois, and then call your local travel agent to plan your vacation.

And I am taking Indiana at +21.5. That game will look like our game against them last week.

there is absolutely no way that OSU piss pounds PSU…no friggen way.

You people are crazy if you think that Wiscy isn’t going to run for 300 on Indiana…they are not the type of team to abandon the run if they’re getting 4 ypc…much less 8.

I have no good reason to think Michigan and OMHR won’t go over…but I do…so there.

In that spirit…I have no reason to believe in Minnesota…but I think Illinois is the new MSU…looks decent…might even be good…oh yeah…they suck. Minnesota won’t win it…especially not at Illinois but it’ll be “closer than the experts think”.

One last prediction…the Evil Witzgerald will out-think the room against Iowa and it will backfire…I’m thinking fake FG fail. No one has tried one yet…and well…why the hell not? The end result will be the Evil Witzgerald defecating himself and then attempting to Stink Palm Ferentz after the game.

Georgia getting 7.5 against lying cheating Cam Newton a fine academic institution like Auburn? yes please

44 sad sacks taking PSU to cover. I hope our lads don’t let you down.

Minny isn’t even trying. Revolving QB’s, lame duck coach, no pride. Fork em, they’re done!

Indiana to cover +21.5 and also win the game straight up. Wisconsin goes down in flames.

Michigan-Purdue: TAKE THE OVER MY GOD TAKE THE OVER. Michigan might break that by themselves, and if not a ball of string could put up 20 on them to make up the difference. Also leaning Michigan ATS, because the only unit in that game that doesn’t suck is Michigan’s offense.

Indiana-Wisconsin: Wisconsin is a very good team. Indiana is a very not good team. I’ll take Wisconsin and under, but not much confidence on either.

Minnesota-Illinois: No clue on the over-under, but Illinois covers with ease. They’ve regularly beaten the shit out of bad teams this year, and Minnesota is a bad team.

OSU-PSU: I don’t trust the PSU offense one bit (McGimli’s been getting it done against awful defenses), but Tressel is notorious for shutting it down the instant they get up two scores. PSU’s lost 24-3 twice this year; this time I think they mix it up and lose 24-7, thus covering the spread. The under is the safer bet, though.

Iowa-NW: If NW is in a game with a spread greater than 7 points, ALWAYS take the points. (Hypothetically, of course; even I know you never bet on your own team either way.) Also feels like an under pick.

I’m only making one pick because that’s all you need to win.

Indiana vs Wisconsin Under 58 points but just barely, if you want to double her up take the points too. Get er’ done & good luck.