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Color Coordination Instructions for Wisconsin Game

[Bumped. I think we can do this.--AJ]

[Memo dictated by Tad Shamarharhar, Assistant Athletic Director for Color Coordination, Wave Production and Rhythmic Chanting, for general release]

The Penn State game was a great success.  I don't think anyone thought we could get the Kinnick crowd to pull off the stripe effect, but we did it.  Note to self: if I ever realize my lifelong dream of pulling off a coup d'etat in this country, remember that the Iowans follow directions well.  Very well.  Don't write that last part down. 

It was an impressive effort, but I think we have just touched the tip of the iceberg in terms of fan color coordination.  We can, nay, we must go farther.  Here are the color coordination instructions I have prepared for the Wisconsin game:

  • If you are sitting in section 122, row 45, seats 1-15, you should wear navy
  • If you are sitting in section 122, row 45, seats 16-25, you should wear royal blue
  • If you are sitting in section 122, row 45, seats 26-40, you should wear ecru

[50 pages of detailed color instructions follow]

  • And lastly, if you are in section 131, row 1, seat 1, you should wear burnt sienna.

The overall effect should look something like this:

Let's make it happen people.

Unless otherwise expressly indicated by BHGP editors, this FanPost is strictly the viewpoint of the author and is not endorsed by BHGP in any way.

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