Color Coordination Instructions for Wisconsin Game
by Horace E. Cow on Oct 7, 2010 2:21 PM CDT
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[Memo dictated by Tad Shamarharhar, Assistant Athletic Director for Color Coordination, Wave Production and Rhythmic Chanting, for general release]
The Penn State game was a great success. I don't think anyone thought we could get the Kinnick crowd to pull off the stripe effect, but we did it. Note to self: if I ever realize my lifelong dream of pulling off a coup d'etat in this country, remember that the Iowans follow directions well. Very well. Don't write that last part down.
It was an impressive effort, but I think we have just touched the tip of the iceberg in terms of fan color coordination. We can, nay, we must go farther. Here are the color coordination instructions I have prepared for the Wisconsin game:
- If you are sitting in section 122, row 45, seats 1-15, you should wear navy
- If you are sitting in section 122, row 45, seats 16-25, you should wear royal blue
- If you are sitting in section 122, row 45, seats 26-40, you should wear ecru
[50 pages of detailed color instructions follow]
- And lastly, if you are in section 131, row 1, seat 1, you should wear burnt sienna.
The overall effect should look something like this:
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Let's make it happen people.
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It's so... beautiful.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Yeah, well
some people have it, others do not.
/what “It” is still up for debate
If I wanted a signature line, I would have asked for one... /facepalm
by hawkeye_heartattack on Oct 7, 2010 10:37 AM CDT up reply actions
Now that would be epic!
Could you imagine if we pulled off something like that human jumbotron those crazy Koreans came up with?
If I wanted a signature line, I would have asked for one... /facepalm
by hawkeye_heartattack on Oct 7, 2010 10:44 AM CDT reply actions
Can the opposing stands wear black and white
and spell out the Declaration of Independence?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
What about a detailed illustration
of a hanging of a visage of King George?
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Oct 7, 2010 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions
They should wear black and white and spell out “Yorktown, beeeeeeeatch.”
"We just ran out of time." [sly smile] - Joe Paterno
by ReadingRambler on Oct 7, 2010 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions
That's as close as I've ever seen you come to swearing.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Oct 7, 2010 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Mormons have to cut lose every now and again, ya know.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Oct 7, 2010 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions
You have a point, there.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Oct 7, 2010 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions
I like the fact that you both spelled...
loose incorrectly.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Oct 7, 2010 4:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Uh, yeah.
It’s apparently the cool thing to do.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Oct 7, 2010 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions
The reverse seems even more common, for whatever reason.
I see lose written as “loose” all the time. It’s frustrating.
by The Mexican't on Oct 7, 2010 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Jehovah's Witnesses are more common in PA.
FWIW.
"We just ran out of time." [sly smile] - Joe Paterno
by ReadingRambler on Oct 7, 2010 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes, but I do feel it would look cooler that way.
"We just ran out of time." [sly smile] - Joe Paterno
by ReadingRambler on Oct 7, 2010 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Other side says...
Love it or leave it
by HawkeyeinOregon on Oct 7, 2010 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions
THIS.
"Your shit's weak! Shit's weak!"
by rinseandrepeat on Oct 7, 2010 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Let's do this!
Though, it would be easier with people holding up a cardboard square, rather than wearing shirts.
screw shirts. Body paint
"Have you ever had the Hot Pocket Hot Pocket? It’s Hot Pocket inside a Hot Pocket. Tastes just like a Hot Pocket."
You could rig it with
body paint. One color in front, one color in back and then kinda turn back and forth and get Old Glory to WAVE
We ain't making no goddamn cornflakes here."
- Col. Charlie Beckwith, founder of Delta Force
I think it's in the shading on his upper lip
But it might take me like 3 hours to finish confirming that.
He embiggened that role with his cromulent performance.
by lo-hi-hawkeye on Oct 7, 2010 5:22 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
let's hold on for just one second here...
this is getting way too close to some kind of kim jon-il-style stunt now. and it’s not possible to get more unamerican than that.
Roll 'Bama Roll: The Champagne of 'Bama Blogs.
WIth the high unemployment these days...
perhaps that wouldn’t be such a poor investment? We could call it a “work for your unemployment check” day at Kinnick?
/too political?
If I wanted a signature line, I would have asked for one... /facepalm
by hawkeye_heartattack on Oct 7, 2010 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, and the DPRKers breathe oxygen too.
You want us to not do that either?
Seems really un-American to tell us what we can and can’t do. And besides, we’re just dressing up. Using cards, that’s what makes it fascist.
Ceci n'est pas un blogue.
by Adam Jacobi on Oct 7, 2010 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
good point
wikipedia tells me card stunts started in 1910 with cal versus stanford and those pachoulli and body odor fetishists at the people’s republic of berkely are still unabashed practitioners.
Roll 'Bama Roll: The Champagne of 'Bama Blogs.
Kim Jon-il... yeah, she's a pretty good rapper....
…but you really have to watch out for Kim Jong Un, the NEXT great leader of North Korea.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Oct 8, 2010 9:50 AM CDT up reply actions
But for now, keep your eye on Kim Jong-il.
I’m so ronery.
(Not racist, gents. TAWP FTW).
I'm gonna give her my "D" face. Deeeee, deeee, deeee!
---Norm Parker
So full of WIN
God. If only this were possible.
Maize n Brew
Because Football is Better with Beer
by Maize n Brew Dave on Oct 7, 2010 4:38 PM CDT reply actions
outstanding Idea.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
by pfac51 on Oct 7, 2010 6:56 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
soooo
it looks like I’m wearing burnt sienna…I’m going to be pissed if nobody else does this…
by oifdeserthawkoif on Oct 8, 2010 12:09 AM CDT reply actions
This kind of sucks in that
my section 131 – the most devotedly Hawkeye section in all of Kinnick – would have to wear combination of red and or white to a game against Wisconsin. I become physically ill at the thought. urp.
"Have you ever had the Hot Pocket Hot Pocket? It’s Hot Pocket inside a Hot Pocket. Tastes just like a Hot Pocket."
So So Beautiful
I’m crying. It’s like seeing Jesus.
How would you like your steak done, Mr Sweater Vest?
by FiveSecondRuleChef on Oct 8, 2010 5:38 AM CDT reply actions
I like to picture Jesus as a figure skater. He wears like a white outfit, and He does interpretive ice dances of my life's journey.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Oct 8, 2010 9:53 AM CDT up reply actions
Perhaps I'm an Idiot
But what is the black, inverted-check-mark-looking-thing on the right supposed to be?
Does our mascot have a name?
I mean, you have Brutus, Bucky, Sparty, Goldy, Herky…what would America’s mascot be?
Freedom
THE MOON WALK WAS A HOAX. YOUR POPCORN IS SHIT. JOLLY TIME FOREVER. FUCK PURDUE-RossWB
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 8, 2010 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions
THIS
If I wanted a signature line, I would have asked for one... /facepalm
by hawkeye_heartattack on Oct 12, 2010 9:40 AM CDT up reply actions
Holy shit
Ok, I see it now. Yes, this needs to happen.
Could the eagle be clutching a badger in its tallons?
"Have you ever had the Hot Pocket Hot Pocket? It’s Hot Pocket inside a Hot Pocket. Tastes just like a Hot Pocket."
I thought that was all eagles do all day!?
Amiwrong? AMIWRONG?!
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Oct 8, 2010 9:51 AM CDT up reply actions
"No, you're not wrong Walter..."
He embiggened that role with his cromulent performance.
by lo-hi-hawkeye on Oct 8, 2010 3:00 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
While Lebowski references are typically overused
this one was just about perfect in its application.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Oct 9, 2010 9:11 AM CDT up reply actions
Biele with it
instructional cards and its done
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