PURDUE HATE WEEK: Bring Us Your Photoshops
by RossWB on Oct 7, 2010 8:00 AM CDT
in Iowa Hawkeyes Football
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PrintOur comrades over at Hammer & Rails have descended to comparing Iowa football, a noble program full of God-fearing, country-loving patriots, to Nazis; this aggression will not stand. So bring us your Photoshopped efforts or your half-assed MS Paint jobs and expose OUR MOST HATED RIVALS as the vile charlatans that they are.
Commenter The Final Gun already got things off to a rousing start with this effort:
So bring it on. OUR MOST HATED RIVAL must know how we truly feel about them.
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"Have you ever had the Hot Pocket Hot Pocket? It’s Hot Pocket inside a Hot Pocket. Tastes just like a Hot Pocket."
by Kluginator on Oct 7, 2010 8:19 AM CDT reply actions 4 recs
LAWL
This is awful…yet I cannot not laugh. Our falic symbol is greater than yours Purdon’t! Eat it!
by Barta's Knuckleheads on Oct 7, 2010 8:26 AM CDT up reply actions
Barta
I’m still up for calling them Perdue… Like in farming chickens
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What this is
“Barbie Doll” Pussy shit! Where’s Ken?
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i think the thread can be closed now
I don’t know where we go from here…
Darkness warshed over the Dude - darker'n a black steer's tookus on a moonless prairie night. There was no bottom.
by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Oct 7, 2010 8:39 AM CDT up reply actions
Is that the space needle in the background?
Seriously, this picture is just one big what the fuck is going on here?
A Voice From Kinnick - A Hawkeye Blog
Or the CN Tower.
Either way, it’s truly bizarre awesome.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Oct 7, 2010 9:17 AM CDT up reply actions
holyshitcoffeethroughmynosehot!!
Infuckingcredible….note to self, do not view bhgp posts with PhotoShop in the title before 10 am
I've been in love (truly) with five women, the Spanish Republic and the 4th Infantry Division.
by sailorjerry on Oct 7, 2010 9:21 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
That is fantastic!
A futile crusade to prevent mass ignorance
HammerAndRails, SBNation's Boilermaker Blog
I hear Purdue is trying to get the unicorns in a "Fathead" for their locker room wall.
We ain't making no goddamn cornflakes here."
- Col. Charlie Beckwith, founder of Delta Force
sure
as long as the visitors locker room is pink!
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I can officially say
that this is the best picture of two toy unicorns with Big 10 logos preparing to do battle I’ve ever seen.
by Angle's Dangle on Oct 7, 2010 9:54 AM CDT up reply actions
What a pathetic existance
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Wow. I just ... wow.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Oct 7, 2010 10:29 AM CDT up reply actions
Unicorn F***
Iowa’s “falic” symbol is a corn cob!
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This just In..... (and surprisingly not a joke)
Kinnick Stadium Listed as Potential Terror Target
by KCJJ on Thursday, October 7, 2010 at 7:55am
The linked message appears on the KCJJ Facebook page. Kinnick Statium is listed by Homeland Security as a potential terrorist target.
"Have you ever had the Hot Pocket Hot Pocket? It’s Hot Pocket inside a Hot Pocket. Tastes just like a Hot Pocket."
Target
They just want to target NORM, ‘cause they’re afraid he will kick their terrorist asses!
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I Know Why
They just don’t want IOWA to make bee-otches of the Buckeyes this year! They must have $$ on the table. Those God damn gambling Muslims!
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OK, seriously, what the fuck.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
When have you posted anything "seriously?"
Pandas are borng.
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I can just sense the banhammer hovering above...
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by Kyle McCann't on Oct 7, 2010 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions
God Damn
I don’t know what the banhammer is.
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Keep going.
I don’t want to ruin the surprise for you.
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by Kyle McCann't on Oct 7, 2010 10:32 AM CDT up reply actions
At least
Give mea clue? Do you know what the nexttargetis besides Norm).
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Two things.
One, please stop typing like a 12-year old.
Two, please be cautious when throwing stuff like “God damn gambling Muslims.” We’ll cut a you slack since (a) you’re new and (b) this thread has already compared Purdue to Stalin and Gene Keady to Hitler. Just be careful going forward.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Please forgive me
I am older than 12. I will try to not be more offensive than you’re regular posters are. I don’t believe that all Muslims are gamblers… just making a joke about terroists. I did’nt bring up the topic, I was just responding. I will try to do a better job of proof-reading. I read all of your posters sarcasim and vulgarity, and I am surprised I have offended your web page. Please forgive me, and tell me what is acceptable.
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We're obviously pretty lenient in terms of content.
But: no porn, no politics, no discussion of pirated streams, and no ethnic slurs.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I'm assuming using "terrorists" instead of "muslims" wouldn't have been offensive.
by HawkeyeRecon on Oct 7, 2010 11:30 AM CDT up reply actions
Well, it's all a context thing.
But “terrorists” is fairly generic, yes.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
But unicorns are still cool, right?
"Have you ever had the Hot Pocket Hot Pocket? It’s Hot Pocket inside a Hot Pocket. Tastes just like a Hot Pocket."
Not as cool as centaurs, but yes.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Well centaurs are two things. They're men
and smart shoppers.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Oct 7, 2010 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Come ON, show a little more TRY...
Just put a bolerhead on him…
by KinnickNorthHawk on Oct 7, 2010 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm currently w/out Paint.NET
which is killing me today.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Oct 7, 2010 5:03 PM CDT up reply actions
You know, the Boilerhead is really super creepy
In a Killer Clowns From Outer Space sort of way.
Guess what?! I got a fever, and the only prescription...is more cowbell!!
by The Bird Cult on Oct 8, 2010 1:53 AM CDT up reply actions
Also, check out my other posts.
I have written several posts with no “typos” or grammatical errors.
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Chazz, did you get a new account?
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by Kyle McCann't on Oct 7, 2010 9:56 AM CDT up reply actions
My Hawkeye Career
… is less memorable than Sam’s!
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Every stadium in the country is on the watch list for terrorist activity,
Just be wary of any fan chanting “Allah Hawkbar!”
We ain't making no goddamn cornflakes here."
- Col. Charlie Beckwith, founder of Delta Force
Why didn't you get written up?
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They figured it out...
The Pentagon is a ruse and the real defense headquarters is located in The Water Tower (that’s why they won’t paint it – obvious target) and run by the real Secretary of Defense Norm Parker. Oh, and terrorists hate the pink locker room.
Cyclone Stadium is also at risk ...
as is Iowa Speedway in Newton. Kinnick and Iowa Speedway I understand, but why Cyclone Stadium? Why would terrorists attack an empty building? Only a terrorist from Purdue would be dumb enough to do that.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Oct 7, 2010 10:42 AM CDT up reply actions
+1
’"only terrorists from Perdue would be dumb enough…"
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The Slide Rule
Perdue is just a bunch of slide rule panzy nerd “ass-hoes.” They produce NFL QBs. but not much more. Look at what IOWA brings to the NFL draft board!
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Hail Pete. Hail Purdue.
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Oct 7, 2010 9:10 AM CDT reply actions 5 recs
Great Pic...
of af acist state. Heil Hit…
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OOPS
of a facist state!
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i can't tell if that's
a spelling error or a pun, either way i like it.
by IDontUnderStanzi on Oct 7, 2010 9:53 AM CDT up reply actions
Spelling error
I’m not smart enough to make up a pun like that. But in hind sight, it’s pretty good! Maybe if I banter w/ you mo’phukers long enough. I can come up with this shit on my own.
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So YOU'RE the guy!
You know, the one that fans of other schools always talk about as “Iowa fans.”
I thought you were just a myth.
Brunettes not fighter jets
by rockyh on Oct 7, 2010 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah Bitch!
That’s why Iowa is in the top 3 in education EVERY YEAR! Are you from IN, cause they rank consistently in the 30’s!
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Waiting for a reply
Who the phuqe are you?
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OK Rockyh...
Who the phuque are you? I’ll bet m SAT score kicks your ass. I’ll also bet my Master’s test (don’t remember what it’s called) beats you. Did you even grad from college, or pursue a masters degree? Didn’t think so!
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Please stop trying to pick a fight with another commenter.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
+1
fightin for president stanzi's fightin americanzis since his first 13 yards charge - syracuse '07
by metcalfrhymeswithblodbath on Oct 7, 2010 11:19 AM CDT up reply actions
I'll kill you dead.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Oct 7, 2010 11:33 AM CDT up reply actions
Actually, I prefer
I cut you so bad, you wish I no cut you so bad.
by The Mexican't on Oct 7, 2010 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions
Those are some bad roaches
If I wanted a signature line, I would have asked for one... /facepalm
by hawkeye_heartattack on Oct 7, 2010 11:43 AM CDT up reply actions
Yes, well ...
my real name is Inigo Montoya.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Oct 7, 2010 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions
Ross, He/she attcked me.
I jus reponded. I don’t get you guys. I’ve read you for two years, but have been out of the state for 20yrs. I just thought I was being consistant with what you did.
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Look, if your skin is that thin, this might not be the place for you.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I GuessI don't know your rules.
You kind of told me I was “out of line.” My skin aint that thin, but I guess I don’t know what your “rules” are.
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I Guess I don' know your rules.
Don’t want to type like a 12 yr old, but I’m just catching on to a different speed on web sites.
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The rules are pretty simple
and Ross already told them to you. No politics, no religion, no ethnic and racial slurs, no porn, no plagerism.
And no attacking other Hawkeye fans on here – save it for Purdue.
by HeroPatriotStanzi on Oct 7, 2010 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions
If you stop talking about it...
it might go away.
If I wanted a signature line, I would have asked for one... /facepalm
by hawkeye_heartattack on Oct 7, 2010 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Getting into a pissing match over SAT scores just makes you look like an idiot.
And rockyh’s comments were hardly worth getting so worked up about.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
And they spoke for the rest of us.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Oct 7, 2010 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Okay, I'll play
1580 on the SAT (this is before they added the writing portion; to wit, I missed one question)
National Merit Scholar, dean’s list, Who’s who, etc.
U of Iowa alum 2002, went on an academic scholarship.
Haven’t gone back for a master’s, yet, but chances are the master’s test that you don’t remember was administered and scored by software I help develop.
Now. Stop being a douchebag, please.
Brunettes not fighter jets
Yeah . . . still probably would have been better not to play.
But everyone is impressed. (I am, at least.)
by The Final Gun on Oct 7, 2010 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions
/golf clap
Bravo, sir. I am impressed.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Oct 7, 2010 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions
That's what eugenics will get you ...
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Oct 7, 2010 10:33 AM CDT up reply actions
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Oct 7, 2010 9:19 AM CDT reply actions 6 recs
Bring me the head of Cher on a plate!
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Oct 7, 2010 9:23 AM CDT up reply actions
Joe Tiller says
“Eat your oatmeal”.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Oct 7, 2010 9:24 AM CDT up reply actions
instead of milk or water
use cream cheese.
THE MOON WALK WAS A HOAX. YOUR POPCORN IS SHIT. JOLLY TIME FOREVER. FUCK PURDUE-RossWB
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 7, 2010 9:24 AM CDT up reply actions
Make sure you've thickened it with bacon grease first.
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by Kyle McCann't on Oct 7, 2010 9:38 AM CDT up reply actions
WTF
Does that pic make you as “horney” as it does me?
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Those aren't female boobs.
THE MOON WALK WAS A HOAX. YOUR POPCORN IS SHIT. JOLLY TIME FOREVER. FUCK PURDUE-RossWB
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 7, 2010 9:38 AM CDT up reply actions
And your point is?
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by Kyle McCann't on Oct 7, 2010 9:40 AM CDT up reply actions
This
Bull-shit banter
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Great Comparison
I think the cat is cuter!
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Hi. I’m Wilford Brimley and I have Diabetes. It hurts me to pee and it causes me to be short with my family. I can’t sleep at night. The other day I stubbed my toe and I took it out on the dog. And two weeks ago I ran out of vanilla ice cream and struck my wife. Then I find out my wife’s been dead for six years. Who the hell did I hit?!
Oh, *fuck you*! I'm not the rope-totin' Charlie Bronson wannabe that's getting us fucking lost!
by Scrotie McBoogerballs on Oct 7, 2010 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions
quick!
someone more talented than me whip up two otters fucking in a pool of champagne on the kinnick 50 yard line while Pete is tied up in a custom made black and gold log jam.
/outengineer’d
I've been in love (truly) with five women, the Spanish Republic and the 4th Infantry Division.
by sailorjerry on Oct 7, 2010 9:36 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
I have no talent
… but I love your post!
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quick!
someone more talented than me whip up two otters fucking in a pool of champagne on the kinnick 50 yard line while Pete is tied up in a custom made black and gold log jam.
/outengineer’d
I've been in love (truly) with five women, the Spanish Republic and the 4th Infantry Division.
by sailorjerry on Oct 7, 2010 9:37 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
double post fail
I've been in love (truly) with five women, the Spanish Republic and the 4th Infantry Division.
by sailorjerry on Oct 7, 2010 9:37 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
No, no.
You’ve clearly succeeded at double posting.
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by Kyle McCann't on Oct 7, 2010 9:39 AM CDT up reply actions
+1
I've been in love (truly) with five women, the Spanish Republic and the 4th Infantry Division.
by sailorjerry on Oct 7, 2010 11:22 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
+ Rockyh's SAT score.
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by Kyle McCann't on Oct 7, 2010 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions
+infinity... and beyond
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Oct 8, 2010 12:27 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
jesus
i could do todd mcshay’s job. “Who are the players to watch in the Mich-Mich St. Game.” Todd-“Denard Robinson and Greg Jones” Well no fucking shit dumbass. Name two more players on each team. God I hate him.
THE MOON WALK WAS A HOAX. YOUR POPCORN IS SHIT. JOLLY TIME FOREVER. FUCK PURDUE-RossWB
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 7, 2010 9:38 AM CDT reply actions
"Hey, Todd, which two boxers will you be looking at in the Tyson-Holyfield fight?"
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Oct 7, 2010 9:40 AM CDT up reply actions
Yes, I misspelled Diabetes. Just to piss off Wilford Tiller.
by HawkeyeRecon on Oct 7, 2010 9:55 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs
YEEEEESSSSS!!!!
Is that a pic from the 2nd Ewok Movie?!?
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by Kyle McCann't on Oct 7, 2010 9:55 AM CDT up reply actions
Yup, that's the 2nd one.
Had them both on VHS growing up.
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by Kyle McCann't on Oct 7, 2010 9:58 AM CDT up reply actions
Hmmm.......I wonder.....
Is it really still the world’s largest drum? I mean, it would be just like those communists, fascists, ****ists from Perdue to lie about something like that.
Life is hard. It's really hard if you're stupid.
Not sure why, but the pic is no longer there.
It was hosted on imageshack like the others I posted (which are still there)
by HawkeyeRecon on Oct 8, 2010 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions
He didn't try with his hair.
Why should you try with your photoshopping?
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by Kyle McCann't on Oct 7, 2010 9:57 AM CDT up reply actions
In all seriousness, make sure you're hitting the "reply" button in order to address a specific comment.
Also, if you’re trying to post a pic, copy the URL at the top of whatever page you’re trying to copy from and then hit the little icon that looks like a tree on the chatbox toolbar. Just paste the URL in there and hit “preview” to see if it worked before posting.
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by Kyle McCann't on Oct 7, 2010 10:06 AM CDT up reply actions
Good!
I’m computer illiterate so it took be a while to figure out all the functions over here at first. SBN is actually pretty user-friendly, so you should find most stuff intuitive.
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by Kyle McCann't on Oct 7, 2010 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions
Can I try itallics again?
Maybe I shouldn’t
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Oct 7, 2010 10:36 AM CDT up reply actions
Have we decided that italics are the default sarcasm font?
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by Kyle McCann't on Oct 7, 2010 10:42 AM CDT up reply actions
I thought italics ...
were the “No Pants Has Fucked Up The Internet Again” font.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Oct 7, 2010 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions
I vote for a "$" to proceed any sarcastic comment.
For example:
$Wow, that was brilliant.
by KinnickNorthHawk on Oct 7, 2010 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions
God Damn Communist "Perdue Boilmakers"
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Yeah--thanks!
I think I am on it now—just didn’t see any help aside from the “Show Formatting Guide”.
Sorry, the SBN software doesn't allow editing of comments. And only mods can delete.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
It's part of the learning curve.
Just chalk it up as a growth opportunity.
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by Kyle McCann't on Oct 7, 2010 10:36 AM CDT up reply actions
Their was no ...
just ask Iran!
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But...we went to the moon...
In this thing! 
by omahawk83 on Oct 7, 2010 11:38 AM CDT reply actions 4 recs
The CCCP on the wing on the spaceship
is awesome
If I wanted a signature line, I would have asked for one... /facepalm
by hawkeye_heartattack on Oct 7, 2010 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions
It's the little details that count.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I hate that I have to point it out--but...
Note the C.C.C.P. flag in the lower left hand corner with “CCCPNews” on it.
Now iz venn vee Boiler Up into history!!!
by HawkeyeRecon on Oct 7, 2010 11:56 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
How dare you disgrace Field Marshal Rommel like this.
"We just ran out of time." [sly smile] - Joe Paterno
by ReadingRambler on Oct 7, 2010 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions
You magnificent bastard!
I read your book!
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Oct 7, 2010 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, but Rommel had the sniffles in that movie.
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by Kyle McCann't on Oct 7, 2010 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Classic Remake
I’d go see it. Thrice.
BTW, my photoshop services are for hire. I’m pricey.
by Douche Bagalo on Oct 7, 2010 12:02 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
I forgot to shop out Stallone at the top..... shitcock!
by Douche Bagalo on Oct 7, 2010 12:04 PM CDT up reply actions
"Have you ever had the Hot Pocket Hot Pocket? It’s Hot Pocket inside a Hot Pocket. Tastes just like a Hot Pocket."
by Kluginator on Oct 7, 2010 12:21 PM CDT reply actions 11 recs
rules
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Oct 7, 2010 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions
that Purdue Evil Black Unicorn
was forged by Lucifer himself.
A New Hope?
Because it looks more like The Empire Strikes Back.
"Oh no, don't do that, don't do that. If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad." - The Waco Kid
by HawkOnRails on Oct 7, 2010 2:54 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
Five recs for Star wars reference.....
proves that BHGP readers are like this guy….
"Have you ever had the Hot Pocket Hot Pocket? It’s Hot Pocket inside a Hot Pocket. Tastes just like a Hot Pocket."
I was mistaken. Sorry BPGH readers.
"Have you ever had the Hot Pocket Hot Pocket? It’s Hot Pocket inside a Hot Pocket. Tastes just like a Hot Pocket."
by Kluginator on Oct 7, 2010 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Black Pants Gold Heart?
If I wanted a signature line, I would have asked for one... /facepalm
by hawkeye_heartattack on Oct 7, 2010 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Sorry, I meant GHPB.
"Have you ever had the Hot Pocket Hot Pocket? It’s Hot Pocket inside a Hot Pocket. Tastes just like a Hot Pocket."
LOLZ
If I wanted a signature line, I would have asked for one... /facepalm
by hawkeye_heartattack on Oct 8, 2010 7:51 AM CDT up reply actions
Purdue Mole Rat Pete
"Have you ever had the Hot Pocket Hot Pocket? It’s Hot Pocket inside a Hot Pocket. Tastes just like a Hot Pocket."
THAT'S what the new Ole Miss mascot should be
“Rebel Mole Rat”
If my coin purse had a face...
I suspect it would look like that. Less the gay expression fixed on Pete’s mug.
by Douche Bagalo on Oct 7, 2010 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions
You mean to tell me...
That I’ve been calling my cocksack a vulva the whole time?! /facepalm’d
by Douche Bagalo on Oct 7, 2010 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm a big fan of that last one.
THE MOON WALK WAS A HOAX. YOUR POPCORN IS SHIT. JOLLY TIME FOREVER. FUCK PURDUE-RossWB
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 7, 2010 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Is Kirk birthing a Pete?
"Have you ever had the Hot Pocket Hot Pocket? It’s Hot Pocket inside a Hot Pocket. Tastes just like a Hot Pocket."
This pic is safe...
…but fecal matter is NSFW, and, well, I can see where this line of thinking is going.
This is the thread’s only warning: do not post pictures of shit.
(God I love the fact that we have a thread where I have to mention that.)
Ceci n'est pas un blogue.
I think that warning
just served to negate approximately 64 posts from HFMR
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
goddammit
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Oct 7, 2010 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
I am so proud to be associated with this site right now.I
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by Kyle McCann't on Oct 7, 2010 5:15 PM CDT up reply actions
I could not be prouder
I COULD NOT be prouder…
I am so proud…
I am SO PROUD…
Listen to me. LISTEN TO ME.
I am SO PROUD to BE A BGHP COMMENTER.
/Paul Rhoads’d
this warning is proof
that we are an adult fan base with a 2nd grade maturity.
THE MOON WALK WAS A HOAX. YOUR POPCORN IS SHIT. JOLLY TIME FOREVER. FUCK PURDUE-RossWB
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 7, 2010 5:21 PM CDT up reply actions
2nd grade maturity but a 5th grade reading level.
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by Kyle McCann't on Oct 7, 2010 5:26 PM CDT up reply actions
I speak for myself
when I say it’s 5th grade only if there are pics involved. If not, I skip over it and assume it’s not important.
THE MOON WALK WAS A HOAX. YOUR POPCORN IS SHIT. JOLLY TIME FOREVER. FUCK PURDUE-RossWB
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 7, 2010 6:27 PM CDT up reply actions
...b-b-but it's Turdue...
"Oh no, don't do that, don't do that. If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad." - The Waco Kid
by HawkOnRails on Oct 7, 2010 5:29 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
...or Perdookie
Oh, *fuck you*! I'm not the rope-totin' Charlie Bronson wannabe that's getting us fucking lost!
by Scrotie McBoogerballs on Oct 8, 2010 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Aw come on
Does this mean I can’t post my photoshop of Gene Keady and Joe Tiller’s faces on the Two Girls One Cup chicks?
Also, at least the Turdue above doesn’t have Nazis in it. As I said on Hammer and Sickle, it may just be me, but I think Nazi picks of people are offensive and unfunny.
by HawkeyeInExile on Oct 7, 2010 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions
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