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Michigan State Preview: Shoop

As those of you who listened to today's podcast (or even read the little blurb) know, I basically crushed that whole thing with probably my finest musical performance: a recitation of "Shoop" by influential rap group Salt-N-Pepa. It's better than anything you'e ever done, probably. Anyhoo, I'm still thinking about that song--how could I not?--and here's the deal. You know at the very beginning when Salt (or maybe it's Pepa) (or maybe it's Uppercase N) is all, "girls, what's my weakness?" and the other girls shout "men!" You remember that? Okay, what if she asked that question, but the group was really terrible at rehearsing, so they didn't know how to answer her?

Salt: "Hey girls, what's my weakness?"
Pepa: "Uh... fire?"
N: "Snakes?"
Pepa: "Gunshot wounds?"
N: "Lactose intolerance?"
Pepa: "A karate chop to the throat?"
Salt: "No, you fools, men!"
N: "Really? More than fire and snakes?"
Salt: "No, I'm just trying to tell people that I enjoy sex like crazy."
Pepa: "I'm just sayin', that's a bad way to phrase it."
N: "I hate this band. I'm going back to my old one."
Salt: "Guns N Roses is a stupid band name and you know it!"

So anyway, onto the preview.

News, notes, and news

Here's the two-deep. Obviously, the big news is that Jeff Tarpinian continues to be out; at MLB, Troy Johnson is listed as the starter with James Morris at backup. We'll probably be seeing plenty of Morris, in other words, and the fact that Jeremiha Hunter's listed at starting WLB doesn't mean he's 100%. Don't be surprised if Lance Tillison gets a substantial amount of playing time this weekend too.

Meanwhile, Michigan State gets the bonus of seeing Chris Rucker travel with the team; Rucker, you'll recall, violated probation by driving drunk--he wasn't even supposed to be drinking at all--and spent eight days in jail. As soon as Rucker was released from jail, he was reinstated to the team. Mark Dantonio has been mildly criticized for the decision. At any rate, Rucker won't start, so that means he'll play. It's a major boost for the Michigan State secondary and completely indefensible team management by Dantonio.

Star-divide

Keys to the Game

Well, Bob, I think the team that scores more points is going to take this game. Iowa has a distinct advantage in the trenches on defense, and if Troy Johnson can put in four quarters at MLB, the rush defense should be set. Kirk Cousins is a great passer, though, and his WR corps is one of the best in the nation, so if the Spartans get their offense clicking, it'll probably be through the air first. It's pretty safe to say Micah Hyde and Shaun Prater will be tested on Saturday, and so far this season, their results have been mixed. Not bad, but certainly at a lower level than Iowa's pass defense on the edges demonstrated last season with Spievey and Prater.

Similarly, Iowa's offensive line is going to have its hands full with Michigan State's front seven; the defensive line is disruptive but inconsistent, and the MSU linebackers are some of the best in the nation. If the Spartan secondary proves competent enough that MSU's linebackers can spend the entire game moving downhill at the Iowa line, we're going to see a few 3-and-outs from the Hawkeyes. Three or four scoring drives for Iowa in the whole game? Don't be surprised.

Prediction

I think this one'll be a close affair. MIchigan State really isn't a top 5 team at this point; they're undefeated, but there are a lot of teams who'd have gone undefeated against that schedule. Iowa might be one of them. At Kinnick Stadium and with a suspect-at-times offensive line, Michigan State's rushing attack should be somewhat subdued (shut down, of course, is an impossibility). I still think Michigan State gets into the end zone a couple of times, but it probably won't be enough. I'm calling Iowa 20, MSU 17. 

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I think about this game, my heart skips a beat. This is THE biggest game in Stanzi’s career. I believe that it is riding solely on his shoulders. No single player in the Big 10 deserves a win like this more than that kid. He has busted his ass for us and if God didn’t destine him to be a Hawkeye, strike me dead. Not to say the seniors and everyone else have everything riding on this game. But this IS Stanzi’s team and I want nothing more than for him to go out with a conference title. Go Ricky, this is your time.

THE MOON WALK WAS A HOAX. YOUR POPCORN IS SHIT. JOLLY TIME FOREVER. FUCK PURDUE-RossWB

by Pain in the Sash on Oct 30, 2010 2:18 AM CDT reply actions  

Is it bad that I'm starting to think of Tarp

as an actual tarp, forever covering that vintage car or boat or trebuchet, with the promise of someday being used but never actually to be removed?

Also, Jacobi, the intro? With Salt n Pepa? The finest work of your career (although I’m a little disappointed you couldn’t work in the oh-so-classy “retard” reference from that song).

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Oct 30, 2010 3:22 AM CDT reply actions  

Schedule
…they’re undefeated, but there are a lot of teams who’d have gone undefeated against that schedule. Iowa might be one of them.
Common opponent: Wisconsin. Win for our side, loss for yours = no conjecture needed.

by NMichSpartan on Oct 30, 2010 5:04 AM CDT reply actions  

These Spartan fans keep making these transitive arguments

as if they don’t even need to play the game today because they beat Michigan worse than we did and, of course, they beat Wisconsin.

So…after we beat Michigan State today, that erases our loss to Wisconsin?

Cool.

"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 30, 2010 6:40 AM CDT reply actions  

I mean, it is a pretty logical argument.

It’s not a transitive argument, either. That would be the case if they were claiming that they could actually beat Iowa because of that (whcih I’m sure is the subtext but is not the main point).

Spartans: “You think you could beat all the same teams we did, Um, then why didn’t you?”

It’s pretty simple.

In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).

Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.

by tyger1147 on Oct 30, 2010 9:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

Bingo

Iowa is not one of the teams that would be undefeated against our schedule; you proved that just last week. That does not, however, mean this ain’t a scary game. At MSU I’d be relatively confident of a win; at Kinnick I think it’s a pick’em or Iowa a slight favorite (not the 6.5 they’ve been getting all week, though).

My gut says this comes down to special teams. That’s not good for Iowa.

by SpartanDan on Oct 30, 2010 9:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

Iowa's offense and defense are better stocked than MSU's in terms of future NFL talent

if Iowa plays errorless on special teams this will be an easy cover for Iowa.

"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 30, 2010 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Northwestern alum Stewart Mandel

says Iowa will take care of business, as they are a more talented team that is very likely to only play better the rest of the way. He also said how can Dantonio possibly activate Rucker? He obviously did not attend classes while he was in jail. He was, hello, IN JAIL during the season and one would assume that would violate some sort of team rule. And asks if this is the most insanely selfish move he has ever seen a coach do in the history of the Big Ten? Okay, he didn’t say the last part. I did.

"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 30, 2010 7:12 AM CDT reply actions  

Rucker did go to class

He was released everyday to attend class and returned each evening. So it was more like night camp.

by Lukateake on Oct 30, 2010 7:49 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Nevertheless, I still loathe Dantonio's decision

This was a DUI (pled down) and a parole violation and he returns the moment he’s released from jail. Yikes!

Argument ad absurdism, Would his number be retired at MSU if he killed somebody?!

by Lukateake on Oct 30, 2010 7:55 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Probation, not parole

And I don’t think he should play this week. But let’s not blow this up into something completely ridiculous. Most DUIs end up getting one game (you can argue whether that’s crazy or not; frankly, it probably is); moving your car four blocks or so just barely over the limit is minor compared to Blackmon’s 95 mph race to Dallas. That said, doing that while you’re on probation and one of the conditions is that you’re not supposed to drink is monumentally stupid. I don’t think two games is completely indefensible, but three would be more fitting.

by SpartanDan on Oct 30, 2010 10:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

MSU is turning into the Thug-U of the Big Ten

I guess winning is more important than anything else. I have no idea why Dantonio is given any credit at all for being a coach with character. The man is a thug, plain and simple.

by the_iowa_hawkeye on Oct 30, 2010 8:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

I learned what I need to know about Dantonio after he tried to defend

Jeremy Ware’s helmet to helmet last year. Then, he let that team go into the tank after that game too. What is the old saying, the true character of a man is not how he handles prosperity, but how he manages adversity?

I would not be surprised if we sent these guys ino this year’s tank today.

"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 30, 2010 9:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

I lost it,

as I’ve repeatedly posted this week (probably overkill), when in 2007 a couple of MSU players got arrested and WERE ON THE FIELD THAT VERY NEXT weekend.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Oct 30, 2010 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

Thug-U

…or, Iowa State of the Big Ten. How long will Dantonio suspend a player after incarceration at a federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison?

"You don't need thumbs...my best friend is my brother's dog and he doesn't have thumbs. He does fine!"

by Maizefed on Oct 30, 2010 9:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure I see us holding MSU to only 17

I’m nervous about this game. Very nervous.

It never gets to be easy

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 30, 2010 8:05 AM CDT reply actions  

Yeah, I've seen nothing to indicate

that they can deal with a well-balanced offense. I don’t think that = WIN for Iowa, but I just don’t get the under 20 predictions for the Hawks.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Oct 30, 2010 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

And this is why I'm not a betting man

especially on my own team

  • nom nom nom * Mmmmm yummy words.

It never gets to be easy

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 31, 2010 9:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

I ihink we can put up around 30 again.

Holding the sparties to 17? That would be great but….

…on the other hand, the defense I’m sure is plenty motivated to shut up the critics a little bit.

31-27

by bornofclay on Oct 30, 2010 9:13 AM CDT via mobile reply actions  

There's a rumor that MSU is breaking out a new color scheme

as one of those “big game motivational” tools.

They’re orange. Block numbers, some with 5 or 6 digits. Delaney thinks it is good for the league to do something novel and attention-getting.

Can you get your head around what a useless excuse for an executive MSU president Lou Anna Simon is? Can you get your head around the fact that if Rucker were in the NFL he’d be staring at a four-game suspension — minimum, since this is his second offense, and quite possibly a full season — but that in the Big Ten, hey, he’s my surrogate son, in loco parentis you know, don’t be a spoilsport, dude’s playing.

This is a really disgusting situation, and makes me wonder about what’s wrong with me, getting so hepped up about Big Ten football in general. Anything goes, I guess.

Oh, the game. It wouldn’t surprise me to see Rucker sit, MSU really fired up because this is an ideal “us-against-them” motivational lever that Dantonio is pulling in the midst of their best season since 1966, and things start a little slow for Iowa. I don’t think we win unless Ferentz has spent more time with the special teams this week, and unless they start taking the shackles off Stanzi and the offense. Our coaches are squeezing the life out of the steering wheel (I know, metaphor alert).

Mr. Boh Knows ...

by Bellanca on Oct 30, 2010 9:26 AM CDT reply actions  

For whatever reason, I’m having a hard time believing this isn’t all really bad juju for Dantonio. Maybe it’s just false hope – I don’t know. And I like Dan, but comparing the Ok St guy to Rucker is a bit of a stretch. If you’ve ever been on that stretch of road (I live here, after all) you’re pretty much going 85 just to keep from getting run over. Additionally, it wasn’t a DUI as you think of a DUI. In Texas, if you’re under age and you blow positive, AT ALL, it’s a DUI.

In any event, I’m standing by my feelings this morning. Dantonio looks like he’s getting wound way too fucking tight and losing reasoned thought. His team reflects that today.

by txhawkeye on Oct 30, 2010 10:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ah

Did not know that part. (And I’m more used to the stretch of 35 between Austin and Dallas, where if you’re going 5 under you’re flying past people half the time, especially near Austin.)

by SpartanDan on Oct 30, 2010 10:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, and the people going slow are all in the left lane. I hate other drivers.

by txhawkeye on Oct 30, 2010 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't think so, in regard to this season.

It’s a brilliant motivational move to unite his team against the world.

I don’t know what it does to his resume, but it’s clear that his school president doesn’t care, Delaney doesn’t care, and if people like us care, maybe it is we who are the fools.

Mr. Boh Knows ...

by Bellanca on Oct 30, 2010 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

20-17 Iowa?

What made you change your mind, Adam?

by Bucketochicken on Oct 30, 2010 10:08 AM CDT reply actions  

Hmm?

That was what he picked in the podcast, I believe.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Oct 30, 2010 10:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

Indeed, it was.

"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride!" HST

by Dip-Shit on Oct 30, 2010 11:16 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

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