No, Tim Brewster did not steal Minnesota's trophy
Guys, come on. There's a difference between being a bad football coach and a violently unstable asshole.
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Adam Jacobi
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What trophy was there to steal?
Floyd is safe at home in Iowa and he definitely doesn’t have the axe.
by Hank Thrasher on Oct 21, 2010 8:40 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
He does have
a fake mNCG trophy somewhere in the bowels of TCF allegedly. Unless I’m mistaken that would be the only trophy case that wasn’t empty.
by 2BlocksFromKinnick on Oct 21, 2010 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions
That may be my favorite thing Brewster ever did.
There are a number of legitimate National Championship trophies in the complex, and Brewster goes out and has a fake BCS title trophy made.
Absolutely pathetic.
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Oct 22, 2010 9:13 AM CDT up reply actions
In the reality
where he was undefeated this year, he probably won a couple.
I’m glad I can’t see that reality.
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 23, 2010 12:55 AM CDT up reply actions
Boo!
Boo! I want to believe that story, Adam! And so do you! And so do you! Just imagine weepy Brewster. “Fight try fight go Gophers! [smashes case] I tried! I tried! HARD WIN EXCELLENCE TREMENDOUS GO ON MIDWEST CRIME SPREE!”
"Let's get your chili hot!"
Beat Minnesota
At least through Nov 27, 2010.
Because he’s definitely still on the hook for any further futility from Minnesota this year.
It's a sad world we live in . . .
where a man who was hired partially because of his deep passion would be outcast from his career forever for something like breaking a trophy case (something that would be heat of the moment done by someone understandably not thinking clearly) . . . while at the same time the sort of fuckbag reporter who would invent/pass along such a reputation-destroying rumor without checking it out will keep his job forever.
Neither is acceptable, but the reporter is waaay more in the wrong than (hypothetical) trophy-smashing Brewster
I heard he knocked up a secretary before he left town.
/Alford’d
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
There is no journalism is talk radio.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Oct 22, 2010 9:24 AM CDT up reply actions
Oops, read below that he writes stuff.
I did not realize.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Oct 22, 2010 9:25 AM CDT up reply actions
/Ryan Schlader looks up and throws a coffee mug
"Yeah, and that’s bullshit, cause Boise plays Kirkwood every other weekend".
Smokin' Herb Grigsby's Mom (+1, I say)
Wait
Did Alford really pull a Blagojevich?
by Guancous on Oct 21, 2010 11:29 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
FIGHT TRY HYAHH OW MY HAND IS BLEEDING!!
"You think you can take me? Go ahead on. It's your move." -- Thomas Jefferson Geronimo III
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Oct 21, 2010 11:54 PM CDT reply actions
It just occured to me that this may have been my last opportunity for a motivational Tourette's joke.
/opens beer, begins sobbing
"You think you can take me? Go ahead on. It's your move." -- Thomas Jefferson Geronimo III
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Oct 22, 2010 12:11 AM CDT up reply actions
You guys over here
sure love you some Brewster, eh? i’m laughing my ass off so hard at your repetitive skewering of Timmy.
His ability to take decently talented Gopher teams and drive them into the ground shall be sorely missed!
"We'll put em in the pot, shake it up and see what comes out." - Howard Mudd
"Nothing's complicated if you understand it." - Tom Moore
"It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law." - Hofstadter's Law
Dallas Clark is
Just. This. Incredible.
Reusse
writes for the Minneapolis Star-Tribune. He used to write for the St. Paul Pioneer-Press about 20 years ago. There is no Minneapolis Pioneer-Press as far as I know.
Just think -
Tim could still be employed right now…
OK ...one time Randy Beaman had to take baths with his brother ... so one time his little brother took a potty in the bathtub ... and now Randy Beaman gets to take showers by himself. 'K. Bye
by HawkOnRails on Oct 22, 2010 4:59 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
"I shouldn't get fired.
Minnesota should be 7-0 now."
-Tim Brewster
by 2BlocksFromKinnick on Oct 22, 2010 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Does Reusse have an editor?
And if the job is open can I apply? it doesn’t appear you really have to do anything.
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning
by The Bacon Explosion on Oct 22, 2010 7:44 AM CDT reply actions
He may not have stolen the trophy
But he did steal alot of money. Based on the premise that coaching is a results based profession.
Who's leg do I have to hump to get a drink around here?-Brian
Surprise
“Minneapolis Pioneer-Press”: Does not exist.
Surpisingly
Hawkeye Nation does not care
this ‘journalist’ and his ‘work’ is almost as funny this former coach and his results
STANZI UP
by BentNotBroken on Oct 22, 2010 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions
If true, it’d be absolute professional suicide; nobody would want to hire a coach who can’t even handle being fired without exacting vandalistic revenge on university property.
Wasn’t Rodriguez accused of destroying official records at WVU before departing for UM?
"Have you ever had the Hot Pocket Hot Pocket? It’s Hot Pocket inside a Hot Pocket. Tastes just like a Hot Pocket."
that's totally fine
Rodriguez runs the spread and it can will dominate Big Ten defenses
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning
by The Bacon Explosion on Oct 22, 2010 5:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Actually it makes sense that Reusse spread this rumor
Since, Brewster tweeted this: 
Referring to none other than Patrick Reusse
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