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WE'RE TALKIN' FOOTBALL: EARLY GAMES EDITION

Good morning, friends, countrymen, and avowed haters of Purdue.  It's football Saturday, which means it's time to get your open thread on.  Your humble moderators will be largely unavailable today, but we know how much you need a forum to vent about announcers, mock other teams' failures, and rejoice in the glory that is college football.  If you're in Iowa City, there's a tentative meet-up planned at the Airliner for these early games.  Check the twitters for more details, then say "hi" if you can find us.

* Northwestern @ Minnesota (ESPN, 11am CST)
* Miami @ Clemson (ESPN2, 11am CST)
* Kansas @ Baylor (FSN, 11am CST)
* Ohio State @ Illinois (BTN, 11am CST)

So come on in.  Standard rules apply; basically, don't post unauthorized feeds and don't be a jackass.  Also, no porn, no slurs, and DON'T BE STUPID. 

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has anyone else been watching gameday?

I think Fowler’s drunk

THE MOON WALK WAS A HOAX. YOUR POPCORN IS SHIT. JOLLY TIME FOREVER. FUCK PURDUE-RossWB

by Pain in the Sash on Oct 2, 2010 10:33 AM CDT reply actions  

His Vana White impersenation?

Herby couldn’t stop laughing at that and the duck to even talk about Iowa

"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable

by ClaybornSmash on Oct 2, 2010 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

yeah.

i thought that was hilarious. he was being goofy that whole penn st iowa segment

THE MOON WALK WAS A HOAX. YOUR POPCORN IS SHIT. JOLLY TIME FOREVER. FUCK PURDUE-RossWB

by Pain in the Sash on Oct 2, 2010 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

They were at a rave hosted by Phil Knight deep into the night.

Clearly the E hasn’t worn off yet…and 10 bucks says Corso swallowed a glow stick.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Oct 2, 2010 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

i'm not gonna take that bet

THE MOON WALK WAS A HOAX. YOUR POPCORN IS SHIT. JOLLY TIME FOREVER. FUCK PURDUE-RossWB

by Pain in the Sash on Oct 2, 2010 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

Fowler's an idiot.

He always has Iowa way down on his AP pole and thinks the BigTen blows.

by Squawkeye on Oct 2, 2010 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

when are we going to get the rest of 'best of iowa-psu' series?

Also, I have four tickets for today’s game an only three people going. So if any of you would like to come along with me and a pretty football-knowledgable friend and my wife, shoot me an email (address in profile). Our seats are on the ten yard line, row 12.

by The Final Gun on Oct 2, 2010 10:45 AM CDT reply actions  

east or west stands?

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Oct 2, 2010 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

Hey final gun

I just sent you an e-mail regarding your fourth ticket inquiring about the price. let me know. thanks

by clay-born to party on Oct 2, 2010 11:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

Everybody on Gameday picked Iowa

We are sooo fucked…

"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable

by ClaybornSmash on Oct 2, 2010 10:59 AM CDT reply actions  

no rabbit photos, but

YES, we’re F#cked. F#cked indeed..

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Oct 2, 2010 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

I feel like a bad person

I don’t really want to turn away from the Ryder Cup…but college football is on.

by HawKCP on Oct 2, 2010 11:01 AM CDT reply actions  

Im in the same boat...

I still haven’t turned it off. I decided to wait until the stop playing due to darkness and then switch over. The best game I have on is jNWU v. LOLphers, so it can wait

by 6 seconds of hell on Oct 2, 2010 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

PUUUUUURRRRRDDDDDUUUUUUU!!!!!

They showed The Bank at kickoff, and the place is PACKED for Homecoming! And by packed, I mean essentially empty.

by edr247 on Oct 2, 2010 11:03 AM CDT reply actions  

It's packed with open space.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Oct 2, 2010 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

Oh my. Minny stadium is very sparsely attended.

by txhawkeye on Oct 2, 2010 11:03 AM CDT reply actions  

2 of the best (but unkown) quarterbacks in college football?

Dan Persa, maybe, but Adam Weber? Really? Oh good Lord…

by Xarin on Oct 2, 2010 11:03 AM CDT reply actions  

As he throws it 5 yards over the head of his receiver

by txhawkeye on Oct 2, 2010 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

i'm at work, is Minnie wearing those horrible yellow uniforms today?

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Oct 2, 2010 11:04 AM CDT reply actions  

No – burgundy tops, yellow pants. The slightly less horrible look

by txhawkeye on Oct 2, 2010 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

yack-0-horrific indeed.....

kansas/ baylor on the radio pregame MEH

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Oct 2, 2010 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

is anyone else getting soccer

on espn2

THE MOON WALK WAS A HOAX. YOUR POPCORN IS SHIT. JOLLY TIME FOREVER. FUCK PURDUE-RossWB

by Pain in the Sash on Oct 2, 2010 11:04 AM CDT reply actions  

HEY! Well it looks to be almost over.

by txhawkeye on Oct 2, 2010 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

Better not hope there's a late injury

because ESPN will keep it there…

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Oct 2, 2010 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

Pryor

already looks like the Heisman frontrunner…. rushing for maybe 3 yards, no passes, and a sack…

"Somebody change JoePa's colostomy bag!"

by JPHawk on Oct 2, 2010 11:04 AM CDT reply actions  

I didn't watch Gameday because the Ryder Cup was on

and well…ESPN sucks. But did they thoroughly thrash the SEC because Auburn is playing Louisiana Monroe today? Wait…I already know the answer to that question…sorry.

by HawKCP on Oct 2, 2010 11:07 AM CDT reply actions  

LA Monroe is dangerous. It’s packed with outstanding LAians.. Besides, FL-Bama today, so all else SEC related overshadowed.

by txhawkeye on Oct 2, 2010 11:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ok rodents

This is it. I’m willing to root for you this week because you’re playing Northwestern. I know you’ll screw it up, but this is the only time I’m going to root for you. Try not to embarrass yourselves any more than normal.

It never gets to be easy

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 2, 2010 11:07 AM CDT reply actions  

try Best, Fight, Win, Score 21 points.

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Oct 2, 2010 11:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm rooting for them as well...

Just as jNU scores.

"Your shit's weak! Shit's weak!"

by rinseandrepeat on Oct 2, 2010 11:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

what is any more than normal?

because it’s pretty hard to embarrass themselves worse than getting beat by USD

THE MOON WALK WAS A HOAX. YOUR POPCORN IS SHIT. JOLLY TIME FOREVER. FUCK PURDUE-RossWB

by Pain in the Sash on Oct 2, 2010 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know

I think USD would beat James Madison…and at least Minnesota didn’t completely fuck up the entire country’s best shot at beating Boise State…but yes Minnesota does indeed suck.

by HawKCP on Oct 2, 2010 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

From the looks of this game, Brew may get fired today. They look like shit.

by txhawkeye on Oct 2, 2010 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

IL looking shockingly competent. I’m sure this won’t last.

by txhawkeye on Oct 2, 2010 11:09 AM CDT reply actions  

ohiostate cannot has

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Oct 2, 2010 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

I picked Illinois to cover.

They are the jNW to OSU’s Iowa. Maybe not with the frequency, but nobody (inexplicably) plays the Buckeyes tougher with more regularity.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Oct 2, 2010 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

I also, picked IL to cover.

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Oct 2, 2010 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

Quick rant.

Yes, Miami and Clemson have “names” but for all intents and purposes both are hollow shells of their former selves (and one might debate whet Clemson ever was given the BYU-esque anomalous nature of their greatness). They have been hyped for a few days on TWWL and are the AM lead today.

Again, I understand that, in theory, it’s the marquee match-up of the early games…but is it? The ACC’s contract with ESPN is unforgivable. It force-feeds the rest of the country the most embarrassingly bad BCS football league week-in week-out (I give the Big East a break because they suck due to situation, not incompetence).

This is the equivalent of ABC signing an exclusive deal to show Pittsburgh Pirates games.

End Rant.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Oct 2, 2010 11:10 AM CDT reply actions  

I agree

ESPN sucks…but in all honesty where else are conferences supposed to sign tv deals? Having the Big Ten Network is a double edged sword in that it’s great to have your own network but it makes tWWL a competitor of the conference as a whole…and for as much as they suck…they have a lot of power in the sports world.

What the sports world needs is more legitimate competitors to tWWL’s throne…and the BTN continues to make strides but it still resembles more of a public access show with a lot of funding behind it than a legitimate network most of the time.

by HawKCP on Oct 2, 2010 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

Why is my hate for Terrelle Pryor so strong?

by txhawkeye on Oct 2, 2010 11:16 AM CDT reply actions  

Because it has to be;

He’s so strong…and fast…and special…and average.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Oct 2, 2010 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

Wow holy shit this ISNT WORKING SOMEBODY HELP

by Snacks on Oct 2, 2010 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

Here.

Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.

by EnergizerHawk on Oct 2, 2010 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

Good lord.

jNW cannot run the ball…or hold onto it.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Oct 2, 2010 11:18 AM CDT reply actions  

Fuck IL. Easy tOSU TD, then block XP, but offsides IL. 7-7.

by txhawkeye on Oct 2, 2010 11:19 AM CDT reply actions  

IL wearing puke Orange tops?

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Oct 2, 2010 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

Reminds me of the game against Michigan

a few years back when a call basically cost us the game…and it was defensive holding on a punt…before the ball was kicked…one of the worst calls I’ve ever seen by a non-ConUSA official.

by HawKCP on Oct 2, 2010 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

BTN Tailgate was in Minny this week

and took several shots at Minnesota while on campus.

One of the ones I can remember was something regarding “Who says Minnesota doesn’t win very many bowl games?” Then they showed their all-world quiz bowl team…well done BTN…well done.

by HawKCP on Oct 2, 2010 11:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'll be tailgating later...

did I miss the location of the unofficial Pants tailgate…or is it one of those “we swear we sent an invite…it must still be in the mail” type of deals.

by HawKCP on Oct 2, 2010 11:27 AM CDT reply actions  

Did anyone else hear

the announcers on ESPN say that when talking to Brewster, he said their goal on offense was to get 2 first downs per offensive possession? Seriously, not get at least a FG per possession, not score, just to try to get 2 first downs per possession. And he wonders why they’re already talking about who his replacement will be.

by hawkeyenick on Oct 2, 2010 11:28 AM CDT reply actions  

Would rather him say his real goal

GO.FIGHT.TRY

He can’t say that to the media, so 2 first downs per possession is pretty much the same thing

Judith Rules!

by Tree Meister on Oct 2, 2010 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

I should be cheering for OSU to lose

but…

1.) I hate Illinois worse
2.) Whether we like it or not…the Big Ten needs OSU to be good in order to get respect nationally
3.) If Iowa has any chance at the NCG we need to win out including one against an undefeated OSU in November

by HawKCP on Oct 2, 2010 11:35 AM CDT reply actions  

I'm with you on point 1

I fucking hate Illinois

Judith Rules!

by Tree Meister on Oct 2, 2010 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

Think of it this way

If the Illini win this one, there’s a chance the Zookster gets a new four-year contract and that means four more years of the Hawkeyes dominating the Illini on the field and in recruiting.

by Josh Timmers on Oct 2, 2010 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

Awful pass int call there against Clemson

Trying to not have Miami work for it

Judith Rules!

by Tree Meister on Oct 2, 2010 11:38 AM CDT reply actions  

What the hell?

Is minnesota playing good again or jNU playing terrible? I’m confused and conflicted.

Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.

by EnergizerHawk on Oct 2, 2010 11:40 AM CDT reply actions  

Both?

"Your shit's weak! Shit's weak!"

by rinseandrepeat on Oct 2, 2010 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm fair more confused about Ill vs. OSU

jNU sucking ass is understandable and almost expected.

by HawKCP on Oct 2, 2010 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

Are the DT's for Minne playing on the OL?

Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.

by EnergizerHawk on Oct 2, 2010 11:43 AM CDT reply actions  

According to Mr. Bennett, yes.

According to everyone else in the world, no.

"There are no Pan Asian supermarkets down in hell, so you can't buy Golden Boy peanuts." - The Mountain Goats

by cafreema on Oct 2, 2010 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

Good Morning fellow pantsers

9:45am, way past beer thirty. I gotta get moving…

@twsmith23

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 2, 2010 11:46 AM CDT reply actions  

How can you drink all day...

if you don’t start in the morning?

by HawKCP on Oct 2, 2010 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

Precisely

Start off with a beer? Or a bloody mary? Or a screwdriver? Decision, decisions…

@twsmith23

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 2, 2010 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

Actually I just wanted to say that...

I would go with the screwdriver for realz.

by HawKCP on Oct 2, 2010 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe I'll double fist

A bloody AND a screwdriver. That would be true IC tailgate style…

@twsmith23

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 2, 2010 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

It must have been a while for you

true IC tailgate style would be…1 beer…and your ass better not be playing drinking games with it…and your mother fucking tv better be on mute you asshole…no amplified noise…I’ll tase your ass right fucking now.

/knucklehead’d

by HawKCP on Oct 2, 2010 11:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

That makes me sad

and nervous to go back for WI in a couple weeks…

@twsmith23

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 2, 2010 11:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

Embrace the surreal

jNU is still in the Minny game at the end of the 1st. Such is life and death. Nonsense is king. Whoop fizzle peanut snot grab.

"That's like something out of the Nazis!"

by Hashiell Dammit on Oct 2, 2010 11:47 AM CDT reply actions  

How is that not a def. PI call?

Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.

by EnergizerHawk on Oct 2, 2010 11:51 AM CDT reply actions  

negative, bro.

Replay showed that the receiver was wrapped up as the ball was coming down and the def. player did not appear to have an idea where the ball was.

Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.

by EnergizerHawk on Oct 2, 2010 11:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

Holy crap

That was an awful punt.

@twsmith23

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 2, 2010 11:52 AM CDT reply actions  

Yeah

might as well have gone for it on 4th down. It netted…what..10 yards of field position?

by edr247 on Oct 2, 2010 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

Was that a rugby style punt?

Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.

by EnergizerHawk on Oct 2, 2010 11:55 AM CDT reply actions  

I love random trivia

tOSU is the only FBS school where the head coach, off. coordinator and def. coordinator all have the same first name.

by edr247 on Oct 2, 2010 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jesus Illinois...

Anyone else see that? That had to take a time-out because they couldn’t get their punt coverage team on the field correctly…

@twsmith23

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 2, 2010 11:56 AM CDT reply actions  

Who's their coach?

Not so incredible.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Oct 2, 2010 12:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it's making my eyes bleed.

There’s a penalty on every other play and not much to watch in between

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Oct 2, 2010 12:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

but, but, but...

it’s funny to watch!

Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.

by EnergizerHawk on Oct 2, 2010 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gorgeous play-fake from Weber.

That was Drew Tate-esque.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Oct 2, 2010 12:05 PM CDT reply actions  

OHMYGOD.

Brew got trick plays?

Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.

by EnergizerHawk on Oct 2, 2010 12:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Great call.

HB option for the TD. Hate to admit, but I like Brew’s guts there.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Oct 2, 2010 12:06 PM CDT reply actions  

I know. It's been pretty sad, but funny at the same time.

I can’t decide if its because Minny has realized they have nothing to lose, or if jNW is just uhmm…. exercising its suckitude today.

Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.

by EnergizerHawk on Oct 2, 2010 12:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think I had Minny to cover.

But then again, I also had UVA covering but FSU is curb-stomping them right now.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Oct 2, 2010 12:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Anybody watching the games on ESPN3?

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Oct 2, 2010 12:08 PM CDT reply actions  

negative, brother.

Hotel cable… The only drawback is they don’t got no BTN.

Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.

by EnergizerHawk on Oct 2, 2010 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

shit.

Triple negative fail.

Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.

by EnergizerHawk on Oct 2, 2010 12:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

They just keep running this ad for the new Aaron Sorkin movie about Facebook.

The twins that are depicted as the kids from whom Facebook was “stolen” were my youngest brother’s teammates at Oxford.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Oct 2, 2010 12:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ah

Not surprising. I really hate those commercials, because I think it’s just going to be a terrible movie and don’t want to beaten over the head about it.

by edr247 on Oct 2, 2010 12:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sadly, I bet it will be great.

I love Aaron Sorkin. West Wing is one of my favorite shows ever. Even if the subject is stupid his dialogue is fantastic.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Oct 2, 2010 12:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did you ever watch Sportsnight?

Its the show Sorkin did before the West Wing. The writing is amazing

by 6 seconds of hell on Oct 2, 2010 12:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think it'll be decent but...

I’ve seen so many different commercials for it that I fear I’ve seen half the movie already

by 6 seconds of hell on Oct 2, 2010 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

I actually kind of want to see that

that kid is a pretty good actor. he’s like a less annoying Andy Samberg

THE MOON WALK WAS A HOAX. YOUR POPCORN IS SHIT. JOLLY TIME FOREVER. FUCK PURDUE-RossWB

by Pain in the Sash on Oct 2, 2010 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, but does he have

a nautical-themed Pashmina afghan?

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Oct 2, 2010 12:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

pashmina

could not figure out what the fuck he says there. thank you. and I meant to say he reminds me of a less annoying andy samberg.

THE MOON WALK WAS A HOAX. YOUR POPCORN IS SHIT. JOLLY TIME FOREVER. FUCK PURDUE-RossWB

by Pain in the Sash on Oct 2, 2010 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey don't cover the guy who had 4 tds last week

Can teams start laying down for the Braves, so Bobby Cox can go out in normal fashion.... losing in the NLCS?

by spudhawk on Oct 2, 2010 12:14 PM CDT reply actions  

Tip of the helmet was offsides?

What competitive advantage is gained from that? Just let them play.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Oct 2, 2010 12:15 PM CDT reply actions  

TWSS?

Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.

by EnergizerHawk on Oct 2, 2010 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

LET THEM PLAY!

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Oct 2, 2010 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gah. Gotta go to work.

Go Hawks!

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Oct 2, 2010 12:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow

Persa just converted a 3rd and 17 on the ground.

by edr247 on Oct 2, 2010 12:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Well,

Minnesota could have stopped him a good 5 yards short, but forgot to tackle him.

by edr247 on Oct 2, 2010 12:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

But

yes, I think we should be concerned about Persa. Last year, it was his legs that kept us guessing. If we play shitastic as we usually do against jNW, then we’ll probably face a 3rd straight loss to the Wildcats.

by edr247 on Oct 2, 2010 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

What do I wear?

Im superstitious. I wore my favorite Hawkeye shirt and they lost to Arizona. Do I look nice when I go to the bar and watch game or do I wear the same ratty shorts and favorite shirt and sandals I wore all last year. (Last year the superstition was that I didn’t wash my favorite shirt)

Dear Diary, Kevin is so hot. Today he was raking the yard. God I wish he'd throw me into that pile of leaves.

by GotDebt on Oct 2, 2010 12:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Do a bit of both

perhaps the good and bad luck will cancel each other out.

by edr247 on Oct 2, 2010 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Whoa.

I just saw a BigTen Network ad on tWWL… Sign of things to come?

Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.

by EnergizerHawk on Oct 2, 2010 12:22 PM CDT reply actions  

I could have sworn that Mikel Leshoure

was Steve Urkel’s alter-ego on Family Matters

by hawk6894 on Oct 2, 2010 12:26 PM CDT reply actions  

Well

What did we expect. just Northwestern is showing its true colors already.

A Voice From Kinnick - A Hawkeye Blog

by mikjones24 on Oct 2, 2010 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

/confused

Where was this minnesota team the last month?

Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.

by EnergizerHawk on Oct 2, 2010 12:28 PM CDT reply actions  

T Pryor Reminds me

Of Michael Vick in ’06…
ANYONE ELSE SEE THIS?
He cannot PASS to save his life.
Go Hawks

by Jared Birchard on Oct 2, 2010 12:32 PM CDT reply actions  

His passing

has probably improved, but if we force him to try and beat him with his arm, I think Iowa stands a good chance.

Last year, tOSU’s offense against us WAS the run. Pryor did little to nothing on the pass.

by edr247 on Oct 2, 2010 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

While true

I thought Pryor really showed how much he has grown against us last year. Norm, as usual, gave them the short stuff and waited for him to get impatient and force something. But he never did that. He took what was given to him (one of the reasons I think jNW does so well against us; they’re fine with just taking 4-5 yards at a time all the way down the field). Will he do the same thing this year? Who knows, but lets hope not.

by Brock8144 on Oct 2, 2010 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Northwestern

got tons of love for escaping Vanderbilt and Central Michigan. Never understood that…

by edr247 on Oct 2, 2010 12:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Well they are JUST Northwestern.

"Your shit's weak! Shit's weak!"

by rinseandrepeat on Oct 2, 2010 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lou Holtz

refuses to acknowledge that the ‘s’ in Illinois is silent. Good for him!

by edr247 on Oct 2, 2010 12:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Lou Holtz is a mush-mouthed hillbilly

It’s pronounced Illinoi, not Illinoize, you idiot.

by salparadise23 on Oct 2, 2010 12:36 PM CDT reply actions  

agreed.

Agreed. Biased picks all day long.
He’s kind of like a Re-tard.

by Jared Birchard on Oct 2, 2010 12:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hawks 1

Anyone who plays Ohio State.
2#, I guess.

by Jared Birchard on Oct 2, 2010 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

you are more confusing

than zook’s gameplan

THE MOON WALK WAS A HOAX. YOUR POPCORN IS SHIT. JOLLY TIME FOREVER. FUCK PURDUE-RossWB

by Pain in the Sash on Oct 2, 2010 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pryor's out

tripped over the yard line and hurt something in his leg. Looked like he was grabbing his thigh.

by Brock Sampson on Oct 2, 2010 12:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Terrible Illini pass

easy interception

It never gets to be easy

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 2, 2010 12:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Underthrown by 5+ yards

Too easy.

@twsmith23

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 2, 2010 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

and given right back

holy shit that was ugly

It never gets to be easy

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 2, 2010 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

One good turn deserves another

WTF was that? Krenzel I mean Boeckman I mean Bauserman needs to calm down.

by Brock Sampson on Oct 2, 2010 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

And OSU gives it right back

On another terrible pass by their backup QB

@twsmith23

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 2, 2010 12:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Hey, Ross

When you say don’t be stupid, you mean us, right? Not the teams we’re watching?

It never gets to be easy

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 2, 2010 12:55 PM CDT reply actions  

That’s too much to ask of the Zookers. Nice catch.

by txhawkeye on Oct 2, 2010 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

my wife has been talking with a door-to-door salesman for 30mins

he has leopard print fur on his jacket and sounds pretty fabulous.
thank god i let her have the tv and chose to watch espn3

by Ill Jukes on Oct 2, 2010 12:56 PM CDT reply actions  

My fiance is dress shopping

For a wedding dress with my mom. Ha.

@twsmith23

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 2, 2010 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

every decision your fiancee/wife to be makes for the rest of your life is correct.

i’m sure you’re aware of this, but it’s especially important leading up to the wedding.

by Ill Jukes on Oct 2, 2010 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha ha ha

I’m slowly learning that. Yes honey. That’s great honey. Whatever you want honey.

I won the wedding location though – Punta Cana, Dominican Republic FTW!

@twsmith23

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 2, 2010 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah, well wait until she schedules the wedding the day of an Iowa game

Dear Diary, Kevin is so hot. Today he was raking the yard. God I wish he'd throw me into that pile of leaves.

by GotDebt on Oct 2, 2010 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's in May

Luckily she’s an Iowa grad too (And IC native) so she likes watching almost as much as I do!

@twsmith23

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 2, 2010 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good call on May

That’s what we ended up with for ours. Perfect weather, no major sporting events to miss (although ours was the same day as the Kentucky Derby…which I’ve never watched). Perfect time to do it really

by Brock8144 on Oct 2, 2010 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fuck that

I was adamant with my wife that we were NOT having a fall wedding. Granted, if we had done it, it would be during a bye week. But I love football too much, it was one of the only things I was set on. Pretty much every other decision was hers.

by Brock8144 on Oct 2, 2010 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

You see the stat

That MN is 2nd in the nation in time of possession this year?

@twsmith23

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 2, 2010 12:56 PM CDT reply actions  

So where is everyone watching from today?

I’m in the wonderful land of bourbon distilleries that is Kentucky.

Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.

by EnergizerHawk on Oct 2, 2010 12:57 PM CDT reply actions  

At home in cozy

and warm Phoenix, AZ

@twsmith23

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 2, 2010 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

My bed

Still recovering from my partying at Mickeys.

The tab was only 100 dollars. No big deal.

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by mikjones24 on Oct 2, 2010 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

carroll, IA

THE MOON WALK WAS A HOAX. YOUR POPCORN IS SHIT. JOLLY TIME FOREVER. FUCK PURDUE-RossWB

by Pain in the Sash on Oct 2, 2010 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

kansas city city

actually overland park park…but that’s less catchy.

by Ill Jukes on Oct 2, 2010 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Used to live in OP

You heading to the Other Place for the game tonight?

@twsmith23

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 2, 2010 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

@ home in Norwalk at the moment

Heading to IC in about an hour. My wife scored some tix from a co-worker a few days ago. Pumped to see Iowa-PSU in person for the first time. Had season tix for a long time as a kid, but I think we stopped getting them shortly after PSU joined the conference. Then my mom got me & my brother season tickets in 04, and we didn’t play PSU at home that year.

by Brock8144 on Oct 2, 2010 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

BFE, Colorado

I have a friend who rotates between calling it “Canada” and “Wyoming”. Both are relatively accurate descriptions of how little there is to do within 10 minutes of my house.

"Your shit's weak! Shit's weak!"

by rinseandrepeat on Oct 2, 2010 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

and jNW misses the point after?

WTF?

Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.

by EnergizerHawk on Oct 2, 2010 1:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Stupid jNW

Missed extra point. Though I suppose we should be rooting for Goldy in this game…?

@twsmith23

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 2, 2010 1:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Ha

Love that NW kicking game. Some things never change.

by salparadise23 on Oct 2, 2010 1:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Did he just say that Brewster

is old school? What the hell is that supposed to mean

It never gets to be easy

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 2, 2010 1:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Maybe he means like 1920's old school

As in, football had just been invented, so strategy was rather limited?

by Brock8144 on Oct 2, 2010 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe

he had to repeat 4th grade.

by JasHawk on Oct 2, 2010 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've seen a Big 10 commercial on tWWL

And now a NFL Fox promo during a Big 10 game. What’s going on?

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by mikjones24 on Oct 2, 2010 1:09 PM CDT reply actions  

My thoughts exactly...

Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.

by EnergizerHawk on Oct 2, 2010 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

God, Minny and NW

If we lose to either of these sad excuses for football teams, I’ve going to be pissed.

by salparadise23 on Oct 2, 2010 1:10 PM CDT reply actions  

The capital one cup

umm…isn’t that the directors cup?

It never gets to be easy

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 2, 2010 1:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Jesus, I don’t think Miami-Clemson has even come out for the 2nd half yet, and OSU-Illinois is headed to the 4th

by Brock8144 on Oct 2, 2010 1:12 PM CDT reply actions  

It’s a good thing Minny’s corners are playing 15 yards off the ends. Otherwise Persa might have a completion percentage lower than 90%.

by txhawkeye on Oct 2, 2010 1:15 PM CDT reply actions  

They just showed tape

of Zook and Tressel meeting before the game on the field.

You think when they meet Tressel thinks to himself “God what a moron”?

@twsmith23

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 2, 2010 1:15 PM CDT reply actions  

He probably said that to his face

And Zook said: at least I’m not wearing a sweater.

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by mikjones24 on Oct 2, 2010 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

He thinks, “How much are those asshats paying you ?”

by txhawkeye on Oct 2, 2010 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

tOSU

getting some favorable calls.

by edr247 on Oct 2, 2010 1:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Tressel

Is trying to run out the clock with 14 minutes left.

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by mikjones24 on Oct 2, 2010 1:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Well if Terrelle keeps having hissy fits, his strategy is correct.

by txhawkeye on Oct 2, 2010 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Correct me if im wrong, but...

Last year sometime I remember Tressel making a comment about how punting is not a “bad thing” and Pryor took that as an insult and started complaining to the media about it.

by 6 seconds of hell on Oct 2, 2010 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, everybody murders people.

by txhawkeye on Oct 2, 2010 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pryor doesn't care about much

Just about how cool his haircut is.

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by mikjones24 on Oct 2, 2010 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

holy shit

that 3rd quarter flew

THE MOON WALK WAS A HOAX. YOUR POPCORN IS SHIT. JOLLY TIME FOREVER. FUCK PURDUE-RossWB

by Pain in the Sash on Oct 2, 2010 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

To be fair

I wouldn’t expect Illinois to be able to score the rest of the way, either

by Brock8144 on Oct 2, 2010 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not sure I agree with that call

WR went through the DB to get the ball…

@twsmith23

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 2, 2010 1:18 PM CDT reply actions  

It's the right call

only because the defender never looked back. Defender needs to know where the ball is

It never gets to be easy

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 2, 2010 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

I can see that

But it’s not like the DB ran into the WR. The WR came back to the DB and jumped over him. Tough call either way.

@twsmith23

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 2, 2010 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed. But a flag was going to be thrown

probably shouldn’t have been, but it was going to happen.

It never gets to be easy

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 2, 2010 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is

that pass interference on Minnesota? The receiver came back through the defender.

This is how jNW wins.

by edr247 on Oct 2, 2010 1:19 PM CDT reply actions  

by Fitzgerald's relentless bitching?

THE MOON WALK WAS A HOAX. YOUR POPCORN IS SHIT. JOLLY TIME FOREVER. FUCK PURDUE-RossWB

by Pain in the Sash on Oct 2, 2010 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

refs probably call those

so fitzgerald doesn’t butt fuck them with their own whistles

THE MOON WALK WAS A HOAX. YOUR POPCORN IS SHIT. JOLLY TIME FOREVER. FUCK PURDUE-RossWB

by Pain in the Sash on Oct 2, 2010 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's part of his wizardry

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Oct 2, 2010 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Minnesota

can’t tackle worth shit. That was a sack and he blew right by him.

by edr247 on Oct 2, 2010 1:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Fucking Fitzgerald. What a douchebag

by txhawkeye on Oct 2, 2010 1:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Tressel

isn’t going to punt it on 4th and 1?

by edr247 on Oct 2, 2010 1:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Does Dan Persa think he's Fran Tarkenton?

God Pat Fitzgerald is such a tool. Just coach a fucking football game. Quit acting like that guy on steroids from The Program.

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by mikjones24 on Oct 2, 2010 1:20 PM CDT reply actions  

LOL

Lattimer? Like that clip that was posted earlier this week here on BHGP?

by edr247 on Oct 2, 2010 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

I just hate

these games like jNW-Minn and the Minn-ISU bowl game last year. My hate is so strong for both teams, I don’t know which one to root against

by Brock8144 on Oct 2, 2010 1:22 PM CDT reply actions  

At this point I have to hope Minny ignores Brewster and somehow finds a way to win. I hate Fitzgerald too much.

by txhawkeye on Oct 2, 2010 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

yep

It never gets to be easy

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 2, 2010 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

He didn't get it.

Looks like Illinois gets another chance…

To turn the ball over.

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by mikjones24 on Oct 2, 2010 1:22 PM CDT reply actions  

no way did he get that

what a bullshit spot

THE MOON WALK WAS A HOAX. YOUR POPCORN IS SHIT. JOLLY TIME FOREVER. FUCK PURDUE-RossWB

by Pain in the Sash on Oct 2, 2010 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Minnesota Interception!

Wheeee suck that FITZ

Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.

by EnergizerHawk on Oct 2, 2010 1:23 PM CDT reply actions  

fuck and yes.

please shit this game down your leg jNW

by Ill Jukes on Oct 2, 2010 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why

can’t we get turnovers off of jNW? They seem to have seemingly perfect games against us, while we inevitably fuck it up.

by edr247 on Oct 2, 2010 1:24 PM CDT reply actions  

The review was so fast

a conspiracy-minded person might think that they didn’t even look at it.

by Brock Sampson on Oct 2, 2010 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

They didn't!

And the moon landing was staged! And there was a 2nd gunman on the grassy knoll!

/conspiracy theory’d

by Brock8144 on Oct 2, 2010 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

The fat Minny lineman are doing a decent job. Unfortunately, the 4th quarter is nigh.

by txhawkeye on Oct 2, 2010 1:27 PM CDT reply actions  

They really are fat

This is the first chance I have had to really watch a Minny game and I thought you guys were just blowing it out of proportion. I shall not doubt you again

by 6 seconds of hell on Oct 2, 2010 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Because we’re all rational and fair minded to a fault.

by txhawkeye on Oct 2, 2010 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

defense holding?

Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.

by EnergizerHawk on Oct 2, 2010 1:27 PM CDT reply actions  

Illinois down 7

8 minutes to go. With the ball.

Anyone think they can tie it up? Anyone? Bueller?

@twsmith23

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 2, 2010 1:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Who’s their coach again? No

by txhawkeye on Oct 2, 2010 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

I didn't think jNW would show up today

They’ve definitely shown up in a big way.

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by mikjones24 on Oct 2, 2010 1:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Keep running the fucking football, please, Brewster.

by txhawkeye on Oct 2, 2010 1:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Can you imagine how many rushing yards Minny would have

if the rusher didn’t keep running up the back of his blocker?

It never gets to be easy

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 2, 2010 1:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Even on TV

Thats another Golden Gohper FIrst Down pisses me off to no end

by wiskytech on Oct 2, 2010 1:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Well

now you have “Golden Gopher TOUCHDOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWNNNNNNN!!!!!!!”

by edr247 on Oct 2, 2010 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow

MN touchdown.

@twsmith23

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 2, 2010 1:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Holy shit; the Zookers look like they have life too.

by txhawkeye on Oct 2, 2010 1:36 PM CDT reply actions  

I didn't want to say anything

And jinx it…

@twsmith23

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 2, 2010 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

And the refs even got that one right

Receiver definitely pushed OB, allowed to come back in.

by Brock Sampson on Oct 2, 2010 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

17-13 tOSU. Zookers just kicked a 29 yd FG, 4:40 left. Pryor bitching about something undoubtedly/

by txhawkeye on Oct 2, 2010 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

So Minnesota's beating jNW

and Illinois is playing it tough against tOSU.

Is that good for Iowa going down the season, or is it a sign of things to come today, with teams that shouldn’t be winning, either winning or having a shot?

by edr247 on Oct 2, 2010 1:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Fucked

that opportunity up…

by edr247 on Oct 2, 2010 1:38 PM CDT reply actions  

And

almost fucked up the FG, with a potential delay of game… tOSU now up by 4 with 4 minutes to go.

by edr247 on Oct 2, 2010 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Damn it IL

Yeah, cause a FG here is gonna do a lot for you. Assholes.

@twsmith23

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 2, 2010 1:39 PM CDT reply actions  

Takes more effort to lose to the gophers to win. you have to really try

by wiskytech on Oct 2, 2010 1:41 PM CDT reply actions  

ESPN

doing a great job by not showing where exactly that Minnesota penalty was…

by edr247 on Oct 2, 2010 1:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Jesus. The Minnesota secondary is putrid

by txhawkeye on Oct 2, 2010 1:42 PM CDT reply actions  

I think it's a little wrong

to single out one unit on that shitshow of a defense as being putrid. Equal time, please

by Brock8144 on Oct 2, 2010 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Seriously, that FG by Illinois pisses me off.

You still need a TD! You were at the 16 yard line! Just go for it!

Guh…

@twsmith23

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 2, 2010 1:43 PM CDT reply actions  

LOLPhers

Jesus…

@twsmith23

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 2, 2010 1:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Dammit. Fucking jNW.

by txhawkeye on Oct 2, 2010 1:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Just joined, maybe somebody's already pointed this out...

Popular picks in the betting thread this week:

Ohio State -17
JNW -5.5

Makes me worried that Iowa -7 was also popular.

by cbrett42 on Oct 2, 2010 1:44 PM CDT reply actions  

sssssshhhhhhhh. I voted for the Michigan – Indy over. That’s where our attention is focused.

by txhawkeye on Oct 2, 2010 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

I voted the Michigan-Indiana over, too

I still can’t believe that didn’t get more support. And I still can’t believe jNW got so much support. I know Minnesota sucks, but has jNW actually covered the spread in any of their wins yet this year?

by cbrett42 on Oct 2, 2010 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Haha

Collado had it right in his hands. Jesus that’s terrible

by Brock8144 on Oct 2, 2010 1:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Way to pack that stadium Goofers

I’m sorry, but Minnesota just has the ugliest people on earth.

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by mikjones24 on Oct 2, 2010 1:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Ok fine

Everyone there is ugly except for one guy.

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by mikjones24 on Oct 2, 2010 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

He didn't say everybody there is ugly

just that the ugliest people on earth are housed there.

by Brock8144 on Oct 2, 2010 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

jNW

has to be the luckiest team in the world.

Well…outside of a bowl game.

by edr247 on Oct 2, 2010 1:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice job Ron. Moral victory and whatnot by kicking the FG.

by txhawkeye on Oct 2, 2010 1:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Fucking Illinois

Just absolutely self-destructed.

@twsmith23

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 2, 2010 1:50 PM CDT reply actions  

And won’t cover. I expect the Illini will throw a taint to make the final margin 17,

by txhawkeye on Oct 2, 2010 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

tOSU

Is going to make this game a lot better than it really was.

But Big Ten announcers are not too smart, apparently. 4 + 7 = 10 point lead, apparently.

by edr247 on Oct 2, 2010 1:51 PM CDT reply actions  

How the F

Does Scheelhaase get hardest working player of the game? He has less than 80 yards passing!

@twsmith23

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 2, 2010 1:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Northwestern

is going to pull this off.

Fuck

by edr247 on Oct 2, 2010 1:55 PM CDT reply actions  

The evil wizard always finds a way

by txhawkeye on Oct 2, 2010 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Angle gets shallower further back.

Idiotic that Brewster didn’t take the timeout to save the 20 seconds and stop them from moving back, though.

by TrueAndValiant on Oct 2, 2010 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

If you decline it once

it’s obvious you will keep declining it. Which is why they would run the play eventually

by Brock8144 on Oct 2, 2010 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Now I'm imagining the greatest coaching battle ever

Brew declines the penalty
Fitzy lets clock run out again
Brew declines the penalty
Fitzy lets clock run out again
Brew declines the penalty
Fitzy lets clock run out again
Brew declines the penalty
Fitzy lets clock run out again


Finally, at 6:30 PM, Delaney shows up on the field, sucker punches both coaches and calls the game over, so as not to interrupt the airing of the Penn State-Iowa game.

by cbrett42 on Oct 2, 2010 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I get it now

I don’t know why they went up to the line of scrimmage, though. I guess to distract Minny from calling the TO?

by Brock Sampson on Oct 2, 2010 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sure

But it’s hard to kick it straight right like that.

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by mikjones24 on Oct 2, 2010 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

There’s +2 minutes. Plenty of time, and all they need is a fg. Of course, they’re coached by an incompetent so it probably won’t matter anyway.

by txhawkeye on Oct 2, 2010 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Announcer

was about to shit his pants when Northwestern wasn’t calling the play.

As for Minny…not taking the TO could work, but only if you believe you can move down the field with 2 minutes.

Which actually, is probably as likely for the Gophers as if they did it with 3 minutes.

by edr247 on Oct 2, 2010 1:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Holy shit Minny

Special teams fantastic.

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by mikjones24 on Oct 2, 2010 2:02 PM CDT reply actions  

An utterly inadvertent

by txhawkeye on Oct 2, 2010 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

What the hell just happened?

He nearly Kellen Lewised that KO…

by edr247 on Oct 2, 2010 2:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Weber will either throw a pick

or there will be a fumble.

Northwestern will win a close one. Again.

So far, Minnesota not doing too well. Wouldn’t be surprised if they turnover on downs right here!

by edr247 on Oct 2, 2010 2:03 PM CDT reply actions  

HA HA HA HA!!

MINNESOTA THROWING THIS ONE AWAY!!!

by edr247 on Oct 2, 2010 2:03 PM CDT reply actions  

Jesus. Why are they so stupid? Good lord is this a dumb team

by txhawkeye on Oct 2, 2010 2:03 PM CDT reply actions  

A FUCKING DRAW PLAY?!?!?!?!?!?

hahaha, oh man, this is too much FAIL for one game.

by stewartom on Oct 2, 2010 2:04 PM CDT reply actions  

No way they convert

4th and 5 or whatever it’s gonna be.

by edr247 on Oct 2, 2010 2:04 PM CDT reply actions  

That was pretty sneaky

Although you had to suspect something when they went I-formation needing 5 yards.

by Brock Sampson on Oct 2, 2010 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

WOW

That was a GREAT play call on 4th down.

@twsmith23

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 2, 2010 2:05 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow

I honestly thought they ran that. Mostly because that wouldn’t surprise me from Brewster.

by edr247 on Oct 2, 2010 2:05 PM CDT reply actions  

True

If it was anyone else on the sideline jNWU never would have fallen for it.

by Brock Sampson on Oct 2, 2010 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jesus

Quit calling the draw.

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by mikjones24 on Oct 2, 2010 2:06 PM CDT reply actions  

You need 12 yards here you dope.

by txhawkeye on Oct 2, 2010 2:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Well they got 12 the other way anyway. What a pile of fail. Oh look, Fitzgerald is telling the ref what he’s been doing wrong all game

by txhawkeye on Oct 2, 2010 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

*sigh*

Gophers… you suck.

Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.

by EnergizerHawk on Oct 2, 2010 2:08 PM CDT reply actions  

WOW

I think God is a Northwestern fan

by MTXEMurph on Oct 2, 2010 2:09 PM CDT reply actions  

If so, I need to change religions

Buddah’s surely a Hawkeye fan, right?

by cbrett42 on Oct 2, 2010 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

I believe

John Smith had a Tigerhawk tattoo, no?

by Brock8144 on Oct 2, 2010 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jesus

What a shitshow MN is. I would have taken that back for a TD if I was NW.

@twsmith23

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 2, 2010 2:09 PM CDT reply actions  

It had great gambling interest

Wonder if HFMR had either side of this one?

by Brock Sampson on Oct 2, 2010 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

I believe the poll winner was tOSU - 17

Which means another $5 down the drain for HFMR.

by cbrett42 on Oct 2, 2010 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nope- Northwestern are nerds

They knew if they run it back, Minnesota gets another chance since it’s only an eight point game

by MTXEMurph on Oct 2, 2010 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow.

I’m actually disappointed that Minnesota lost. Who knew?

America, you're looking good: handsome, free and tall.

by Close Shave America on Oct 2, 2010 2:09 PM CDT reply actions  

'Thriller' is a bit of a strong word for this game.

More like trainwreck.

@twsmith23

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 2, 2010 2:10 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah, my heart is pounding

Oh wait, that’s just the water heater making that noise.

by Brock Sampson on Oct 2, 2010 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm more upset

because Northwestern won this like they usually do.

by edr247 on Oct 2, 2010 2:10 PM CDT reply actions  

by the way

did anyone else catch desmond howard ridiculing the specailst/cb from LSU making the Heisman pose?

THE MOON WALK WAS A HOAX. YOUR POPCORN IS SHIT. JOLLY TIME FOREVER. FUCK PURDUE-RossWB

by Pain in the Sash on Oct 2, 2010 2:12 PM CDT reply actions  

He apparently forgot to trademark the move

by txhawkeye on Oct 2, 2010 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

No

but doesn’t surprise me.

by edr247 on Oct 2, 2010 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, to be fair, jNW has never won a bowl either.

by txhawkeye on Oct 2, 2010 2:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Minnesota

actually played okay during parts of that game. Got their run game moving, but then tried to go back to the run in the 2 minute drill….and it failed miserably. Then the FBS’s ‘most experienced QB’ proceeded to throw some 3 or 4 incomplete passes…

by edr247 on Oct 2, 2010 2:13 PM CDT reply actions  

If they could tackle

but they can’t

It never gets to be easy

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 2, 2010 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well gents

I’m off to IC to cheer on the Hawks in person. Look for me on TV. I’ll be the guy in a yellow shirt.

by Brock8144 on Oct 2, 2010 2:18 PM CDT reply actions  

I wish Iowa-Penn State was a 2:30 game

These afternoon games are pretty ho-hum, we’d get a lot of eyeballs. Tonight we are going to be up against Bama-Florida and Oregon-Stanford. Bad job by ABC/ESPN. Also, what’s the deal with Michigan-Indiana being on ESPNU? They want to ensure nobody can watch it?

by Brock Sampson on Oct 2, 2010 2:23 PM CDT reply actions  

re: Michigan/Indiana

I wholeheartedly agree! The scoring potential for this game is through the roof. It’d be like watching a basketball game… maybe?

Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.

by EnergizerHawk on Oct 2, 2010 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Anyone else think

Texas bounces back big time and plays well against OU?

@twsmith23

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 2, 2010 2:30 PM CDT reply actions  

That game doesn’t often go like it should. 2 newbie quarterbacks; I predict turnovers galore.

by txhawkeye on Oct 2, 2010 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

They don't even have to bounce back

Just go out there and let Oklahoma play down to their level.

by Brock Sampson on Oct 2, 2010 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hope so

just to make the Big 12 look that much worse

It never gets to be easy

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 2, 2010 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

These are not great teams. Shockingly, with the exception of Herbstreit, the talking heads aren’t acknowledging it.

by txhawkeye on Oct 2, 2010 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

You expected a different response?

Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.

by EnergizerHawk on Oct 2, 2010 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is Ross around? This bad boy is slowing down. Any chance of an official new thread.

by txhawkeye on Oct 2, 2010 2:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Yes. See above.

@twsmith23

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 2, 2010 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

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