With Iowa nursing a 10-point lead late against Michigan, many of the Hawkeye faithful were still a bit nervous. Many people on the game thread were nearly shitting themselves. I will admit that settling for the Field Goal had me a bit concerned as well.
Hey Coach, it's Cornshoe! Sorry to bother you, but everyone's getting a little hysterical. I mean Michigan has already scored 21 points and some of us are having flashbacks of that Northwestern game a few years ago.
I don't want to hear about no mother-fucking "ifs"! All I want to hear is: "You ain't got no problem, Cornshoe. I'm on the mother-fucker. Now go back in there, chill them Hawkeyes out and wait for the calvary, which should be coming DIRECTLY!"
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