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What Really Happened in the 4th Quarter

With Iowa nursing a 10-point lead late against Michigan, many of the Hawkeye faithful were still a bit nervous.  Many people on the game thread were nearly shitting themselves.  I will admit that settling for the Field Goal had me a bit concerned as well.

So I stepped outside of the bar where I was watching the game and made a quick phone call.


Iconphone45_medium RING

Iconnorm_mediumWELP HOWDY

Iconcornshoes_mediumHey Coach, it's Cornshoe! Sorry to bother you, but everyone's getting a little hysterical.  I mean Michigan has already scored 21 points and some of us are having flashbacks of that Northwestern game a few years ago.

Iconnorm_mediumI'm just contemplating the "ifs"

Iconcornshoes_mediumI don't want to hear about no mother-fucking "ifs"!  All I want to hear is: "You ain't got no problem, Cornshoe. I'm on the mother-fucker. Now go back in there, chill them Hawkeyes out and wait for the calvary, which should be coming DIRECTLY!"

Iconnorm_mediumYou ain't got no problem, Cornshoe. I'm on the mother-fucker. Go back in there, chill them Hawkeyes out. And wait for the Next Man In.

Iconcornshoes_mediumYou sendin' the Next Man In?

Iconnorm_mediumDon't you feel better now, mother fucker?

Iconcornshoes_mediumShit coach, that's all you had to say!

Photo courtesy Brian Ray / SourceMedia Group News via thegazette.com

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