Arrogant Southerners Collide! National Title Game LIVEOPENBLOGTHREAD
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Elephant....
Check the link below for a very unclear explanation.
Some also say that it has something to do with them being in Tuscaloosa. Get it? Tusk -aloosa?
http://www.rammerjammer.com/redelephant.htm
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 7, 2010 9:49 PM CST up reply actions
Anyone hear them talking about DEFENSE on the pre-game?
Suddenly, defense is sexy to tWWL? You gotta be kidding me! I still couldn’t understand what “Dr.” Lou was saying, seriously, cart that guy off already.
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by recoveringfratguy on Jan 7, 2010 7:18 PM CST reply actions
agreed.
Lou Holtz is really a piece of work. He lost me after the first college gameday when he selected Notre Dame as a possible National Champion.
NaptownHawk
Defense?
ESPN doesn’t give a shit about defense. That doesn’t win football games.
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Jan 7, 2010 7:35 PM CST up reply actions
There are aliens in far off lands whose heads just simultaneously exploded
When listening to Lou Holtz and Lee Corso piecing the thoughts in their heads into words.
"I know you're from Middle America, and sometimes you feel like you're representing more than just a school or a conference, maybe an entire group of American citizens out there."
by Twin Cities Hawk on Jan 7, 2010 7:35 PM CST up reply actions
Ricky Stanzi approves of the singing of the National Anthem
But probably would of rather had Motley Crue to rock it
Agreed
That or Lady Gaga
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by recoveringfratguy on Jan 7, 2010 7:37 PM CST up reply actions
At what point does some Southern company start sponsoring the National Anthem
“Ladies and Gentleman, please stand and remove your caps as we bring to you the Ford F-150 National Anthem.”
"I know you're from Middle America, and sometimes you feel like you're representing more than just a school or a conference, maybe an entire group of American citizens out there."
by Twin Cities Hawk on Jan 7, 2010 7:38 PM CST up reply actions
Aw, c'mon
Don’t confuse Colt like that, it’s not his fault that his mom drank so much alcohol while he was in the womb.
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by recoveringfratguy on Jan 7, 2010 7:38 PM CST reply actions
Can Keith Jackson call the game?
He’s already there. Just toss Mussburger out the window.
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Jan 7, 2010 7:38 PM CST reply actions
So according to Saban
Florida is the USSR and Texas is the much less formidable Finland. And the Musberger feels the need to tell this to us.
Green jacket, Yellow Jacket. Who gives a shit?
wouldn't that make CIncy Nazi Germany
or am I reading too much historical literacy into that comment.
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
Things I wanted to see before I die
Josh Grobin and Flea perform national anthem. check
my thoughts
are that Brent Musberger is terrible
by Ibleedblueandwhite on Jan 7, 2010 7:39 PM CST reply actions
Don't bring this guy to that
He might just pull a gun on you… And a golden gun at that.
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by recoveringfratguy on Jan 7, 2010 7:41 PM CST up reply actions
Maybe I should have re-thought my pick of Alabama
With 34 confidence points at that. Texas looks like they came to play like Iowa did a couple nights ago.
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by recoveringfratguy on Jan 7, 2010 7:43 PM CST reply actions
I like the smoke wafting across the field.
It gives the game a more epic field. Like someone may be sacrificed based on the result of the game.
WOW
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by recoveringfratguy on Jan 7, 2010 7:43 PM CST reply actions
Suggestion...
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by recoveringfratguy on Jan 7, 2010 7:44 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Absolutely excellent!
+300,000,000 (that’s the number of people in America who steal or kill. EVERYBODY steals from you, steals from me.)
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 7, 2010 9:52 PM CST up reply actions
Saban has a pair of boulders between his legs.
That doesn’t always end well, though.
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Jan 7, 2010 7:44 PM CST reply actions
You should,
assuming you’re thinking and not just running off adrenaline.
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Jan 7, 2010 7:46 PM CST up reply actions
Alabama<Boise St
at least on fake punts.
and the dude shouldn’t of caught it. gave up field position
Anyone else think Alabama's
gonna get killed? I think Bama’s going to struggle running the ball.
It's so early
People probably thought the same thing when we played PSU
by Brock Sampson on Jan 7, 2010 7:47 PM CST up reply actions
Fair enough
but seriously not enough people have talked about how good Texas’ run D is, and that’s so much of the Bama offense.
Then again, now Texas is playing a freshman qb, so nevermind.
I don't trust Murray kicking and that's his JOB
pretty sure if he tried to THROW the moon would crash into the earth
Alabama
Takes a page out of Northwestern’s book early.
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by recoveringfratguy on Jan 7, 2010 7:46 PM CST reply actions
That'sNate Newton's kid?
Did his dad steal all his dinner growing up?
Big junkies come from little junkies.
You tell me
Nate got nicked with 175 lbs. of weed in his possession.
"I know you're from Middle America, and sometimes you feel like you're representing more than just a school or a conference, maybe an entire group of American citizens out there."
by Twin Cities Hawk on Jan 7, 2010 7:49 PM CST up reply actions
Shit, that was just the sequel.
He got pinched with 213 lbs of pot five weeks before that.
Big junkies come from little junkies.
That's right. I completely forgot about that.
His post-retirement life would make for an excellent Broadway show.
"I know you're from Middle America, and sometimes you feel like you're representing more than just a school or a conference, maybe an entire group of American citizens out there."
by Twin Cities Hawk on Jan 7, 2010 7:56 PM CST up reply actions
is nate newton the guy that ran the ball the wrong way for the cowboys?
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
He's the Mensa member who had the ball stripped at the goal line in the Super Bowl
Leon Lett is the Rhodes Scholar who kicked the ball in the snow for no apparent reason.
"I know you're from Middle America, and sometimes you feel like you're representing more than just a school or a conference, maybe an entire group of American citizens out there."
by Twin Cities Hawk on Jan 7, 2010 7:52 PM CST up reply actions
your right. i'm getting too old for these sort of things.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
Shitballs, that was FAIL on my part there
"I know you're from Middle America, and sometimes you feel like you're representing more than just a school or a conference, maybe an entire group of American citizens out there."
by Twin Cities Hawk on Jan 7, 2010 8:41 PM CST up reply actions
This is a really great drive.
I can’t believe they only figured out how to do this once.
Oh right, not running toward 94.
Bully football is winning football.
by Bucketochicken on Jan 7, 2010 7:50 PM CST up reply actions
i bet Texas wishes Jovon Snead was coming off the bench, or no?
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
oh, he transferred to Ole Miss. Sorry Mack. &so4th....
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
that game experience will help/ hopefully not this fall.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
I dunno.
Jake’s the only Iowa QB since Brad Banks to lead Iowa to a win over jNWU.
And I’m pretty sure even he couldn’t have fucked up the Minnesota game.
Big junkies come from little junkies.
the game @ minnie will be outside for the first time in 2 generations. is the Manzi scared?
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Oh hey, I love that show!
’merican > British
Bully football is winning football.
by Bucketochicken on Jan 7, 2010 7:52 PM CST up reply actions
In general, maybe.
But not in that role.
Bully football is winning football.
by Bucketochicken on Jan 7, 2010 7:55 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, nobody does
uncomfortable humor quite like Michael Scott, but I have to give Gervais the nod for creating the show
"That 'Bama D"
What ‘Bama D is Mussburger talking about right now, I haven’t seen shit out of these guys really.
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by recoveringfratguy on Jan 7, 2010 7:52 PM CST reply actions
Okay
That was a better play by them
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by recoveringfratguy on Jan 7, 2010 7:52 PM CST up reply actions
I know of at least a half dozen guys up here
That will kick the ever-loving shit out that lead singer guy if they ever cross paths. Can’t say I’d blame them, what with the smarmy looks he’s always flashing about having a 350 credit score.
"I know you're from Middle America, and sometimes you feel like you're representing more than just a school or a conference, maybe an entire group of American citizens out there."
by Twin Cities Hawk on Jan 7, 2010 7:54 PM CST up reply actions
Add me to that list
I’d like to see that guy get hit by a bus, and then run over by a steam roller
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by recoveringfratguy on Jan 7, 2010 7:55 PM CST up reply actions
HEY!
The Bama defense finally got to the game. Bout time, guys.
But WTF happened to McCoy?
Big junkies come from little junkies.
Alabama went Northwestern on his ass
The way he twisted going down made it look way worse than that replay.
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by recoveringfratguy on Jan 7, 2010 7:54 PM CST up reply actions
Ah, ye olde "injure their best player gameplan."
Very devious, Saban.
Big junkies come from little junkies.
Well, if you're clearly outmatched
That’s the only safe move
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by recoveringfratguy on Jan 7, 2010 7:56 PM CST up reply actions
He got popped in the shoulder pretty good by the Mt McCoy dude
Feel pretty bad for him. He always seemed to be classy. Not like Tebow who was a cock like Urban Cryer (I will duck at all lightning strikes now)
/Orange Bowl off
Ok wait, all the BCS games except tis one were on FOX?
God, TV is retarded.
Texas ball. Shit.
Bully football is winning football.
The Rose was also on ABC.
Let’s not complain. Our long national nightmare is finally over.
Big junkies come from little junkies.
I don't know
If they allow Lou Holllthththththzzz to do the pre-games in the next few years, my nightmare is only beginning.
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by recoveringfratguy on Jan 7, 2010 7:59 PM CST up reply actions
I'll take your word for it
I was so drunk for the Sugar Bowl that I barely remember it, and I was en route to Miami for the Boise game.
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by recoveringfratguy on Jan 7, 2010 8:01 PM CST up reply actions
Depends on your feelings
re: moronic commentators who know little to nothing about college football and producers who are obsessed with shots of the fans and the bands.
Big junkies come from little junkies.
Oh, it's by no means a complaint.
FOX is horrible, and the Disney Family of Sporting Networks are waaaaaaaay better. It’s just dumb, regardless.
Bully football is winning football.
by Bucketochicken on Jan 7, 2010 7:59 PM CST up reply actions
Wow
Alabama, you’re killing me at the moment
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by recoveringfratguy on Jan 7, 2010 7:57 PM CST reply actions
So that's where all the talent in the Brewster family went.
Huh.
Big junkies come from little junkies.
McCoy injury worth $ 10 million, Ross?
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You've probably also been outdoors at least once in the past 20 years
by Brock Sampson on Jan 7, 2010 8:02 PM CST up reply actions
Ross is just prepping for the Iowa v. Minny game next year
He’ll be in a t-shirt in shorts laughing at everyone
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by recoveringfratguy on Jan 7, 2010 8:09 PM CST up reply actions
yes/ this morning at 6 am digging out of 2 ft of snow.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
Global Warming/ you suck. thanks for nothing.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
dvr
Bully football is winning football.
by Bucketochicken on Jan 7, 2010 8:02 PM CST up reply actions
Help me out here...
how come Texas got the ball on the kick off. i didn’t see Bama touch it. Did they?
I think they will.
I see us as #8
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 7, 2010 10:29 PM CST up reply actions
Boy
Looks like McCoy didn’t envoke Tebow’s name in the team prayer tonight.
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by recoveringfratguy on Jan 7, 2010 8:02 PM CST reply actions
Is Texas D line that good?
by Great taste, Les Jepsen on Jan 7, 2010 8:05 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Mustberger drinking game rules for tonite?
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I agree
I got a sampler pack of local microbrews in Chicago, and plan to have myself a grand old time. The victory bottle of Single Barrel is ready to go, with plenty of ice in the freezer.
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by recoveringfratguy on Jan 7, 2010 8:08 PM CST up reply actions
Whadja' get?
Bully football is winning football.
by Bucketochicken on Jan 7, 2010 8:08 PM CST up reply actions
LandShark left overs from Tuesday here.
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Two Brothers Sampler case
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by recoveringfratguy on Jan 7, 2010 8:10 PM CST up reply actions
Ooo, nice.
Bully football is winning football.
by Bucketochicken on Jan 7, 2010 8:11 PM CST up reply actions
good plan. i can only put bottled beers outside for about 40 mins before they freeze in 2 degee, Global Warming/ heat wave.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
Every time you hear drool flecks splashing the mic.
Wait, yeah, just drink til you pass out
by Great taste, Les Jepsen on Jan 7, 2010 8:08 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
The out pattern was there
He just needs to let it go, on time.
by Brock Sampson on Jan 7, 2010 8:07 PM CST up reply actions
So, you have the Heisman Trophy winning RB
and you decide to come out throwing? Ken O’Keefe would be proud
Bama's special teams suck.
Texas’ defensive line is good.
Pretty much it.
Big junkies come from little junkies.
Dece at first, then stalled
Looks like Texas will have a hard time scoring td’s w/o McCoy.
McCoy just lost $10 to $15 million bucks, and shot to start for the Rams/ Browns/ Chiefs in 2012
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Yes to Weis/ maybe he's the next Tom Brady and the Chiefs will win a playoff game for the first time since, um...1995ish
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That might be a long term win
learn for a couple of years and get in when you are actually ready. extend your ccareer to make more money
I'll go ahead and say it now.
Regardless of how this game turns out, SEC is overrated as hell.
by Great taste, Les Jepsen on Jan 7, 2010 8:11 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Wow, nice screen name
Bully football is winning football.
by Bucketochicken on Jan 7, 2010 8:12 PM CST up reply actions
They'll have to replace Shipley with Gilbert's roommate now
Otherwise what will the announcers have to talk about?
I vote they just talk about Tebow.
It’s their default position for everything, right?
Big junkies come from little junkies.
Anyone else here who's in Chicago right now?
I’m about to flip shit on ABC for running this winter storm warning shit over and over. Also, how is the snow coming back at us again? FUCK!
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by recoveringfratguy on Jan 7, 2010 8:11 PM CST reply actions
yo.
but I’m re-watching the Orange Bowl.
Bully football is winning football.
by Bucketochicken on Jan 7, 2010 8:12 PM CST up reply actions
Better Plan
I’d watch it on mute though from what I hear
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by recoveringfratguy on Jan 7, 2010 8:13 PM CST up reply actions
Oh yeah, Stockton & co are terrible.
OooooHH!! Just missed a safety there. FUCK!
Bully football is winning football.
by Bucketochicken on Jan 7, 2010 8:14 PM CST up reply actions
Oh, don't get me started on that
How do we not take him down? Clayborn, Sash, and Angerer can’t break that guy?
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by recoveringfratguy on Jan 7, 2010 8:15 PM CST up reply actions
no one really wrapped up, but it was pretty tough on Dwyer's part.
Bully football is winning football.
by Bucketochicken on Jan 7, 2010 8:16 PM CST up reply actions
well if Clayborn would have made the tackle it wouldn't have been a safety
he’d have gotten forward progress. He was in danger of the safety once he stayed on his feet from Clayborn’s toss and tried to run back out.
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
I did like Clayborn's arm flick
With Nesbitt hanging on for dear life on the other end of it. Clayborn made it looked effortless
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by recoveringfratguy on Jan 7, 2010 8:16 PM CST up reply actions
Yep
I guess we should have called in our death threats to the weatherman earlier, like Bama fans did.
by Brock Sampson on Jan 7, 2010 8:13 PM CST up reply actions
nope
Miami, now with 40% more player dropouts
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
and anyone that gets nicked up in the Conf Championship games
is going to say fuck it and stay home.
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
And...
the ProBowl is now a week BEFORE the Super Bowl. It used to be a week or two after.
They said it will return to Hawaii for the next two years (2011 and 2012).
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 7, 2010 11:08 PM CST up reply actions
Ingram
Is doing his best Shonn Greene impression
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by recoveringfratguy on Jan 7, 2010 8:12 PM CST reply actions
Damnit Ross!
I completely blocked that out of my memory until just now
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by recoveringfratguy on Jan 7, 2010 8:14 PM CST up reply actions
(sorry)
I love watching him run, though. He really, really looks like Greene out there.
Big junkies come from little junkies.
Yeah
What are we going to do next year at RB? With Hampton back, and then you throw Wegher, Robinson, and Brinson into the mix. Who’s transferring? I’m guessing Brinson at the least.
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by recoveringfratguy on Jan 7, 2010 8:17 PM CST up reply actions
I hope none of them leave.
Since the RB Gods hate Iowa and all.
(But Brinson seems the most likely to go.)
Big junkies come from little junkies.
I would think most likely Brinson
as he would probably be 4th on the depth chart, but you can never have too many RB’s, just ask Sam Brownlee, and Marques Simmons
We fucking were co-champs of the Big Ten with Sam Brownlee as our lead running back
How is that not the team of the decade. Seriously?
Yeah.
He’d be my guess. God I hope not. I think it’s probably tough to convince kids of the 2004 Runng Backpocalypse possibility, though.
Bully football is winning football.
by Bucketochicken on Jan 7, 2010 8:20 PM CST up reply actions
The 2009 Running Backnarok was not good, either.
Hampton out, Brinson out, A-Rob and Wegher both pretty banged up at different points.
Let us never forget: we used DAS PAKIBOMB at times.
Big junkies come from little junkies.
Please DO NOT remind me of that either Ross
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by recoveringfratguy on Jan 7, 2010 8:23 PM CST up reply actions
not just that
Morse was playing as the 3rd down back late in the year.
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
On the Morse note
I liked us using him in the Power-I throughout the Orange Bowl
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by recoveringfratguy on Jan 7, 2010 8:24 PM CST up reply actions
Yep, Ross...
I would love it if they all stay. I think they can find some carries for all.
I have a feeling the depth chart will look like this on September 3:
1) Wegher
2) A-Rob
3) Brinson (not sure why, just gut feeling)
4) Hampton (probably will still be rusty, IMO)
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 7, 2010 11:14 PM CST up reply actions
A-Rob already redshirted.
Wegher probably isn’t going to redshirt.
Big junkies come from little junkies.
Redshit freshman?
A new term I haven’t heard before.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 7, 2010 11:16 PM CST up reply actions
Man, I don't know...
A-Rob already burned his, and good luck getting Wegher to RS.
Bully football is winning football.
by Bucketochicken on Jan 7, 2010 8:27 PM CST up reply actions
I would be interested to see Wegher split out with Rob and Hampton splitting time
See Welker comparison above. It could be a disaster, but I keep seeing that one handed grab over and over in my head.
+1
Bully football is winning football.
by Bucketochicken on Jan 7, 2010 8:32 PM CST up reply actions
i watched Nevada run the Pistol vs. Mizzu in Sept = impress me
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Wow
It only took until the Second Quarter for someone to mention Ingram’s dad.
TOUCHDOWN INGRAM! I love it.
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by recoveringfratguy on Jan 7, 2010 8:20 PM CST reply actions
Flint, Michigan. that's a real bad ass place. not unlike, Gary, IN
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I wouldn't want to run out of gas in either
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by recoveringfratguy on Jan 7, 2010 8:22 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, just ask Boise State's band
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by recoveringfratguy on Jan 7, 2010 8:23 PM CST up reply actions
I saw that hole from the opposite end of the stadium and started going nuts as soon as I saw him hit it
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by recoveringfratguy on Jan 7, 2010 8:24 PM CST up reply actions
Too bad them Southern boys are so fast.
Bully football is winning football.
by Bucketochicken on Jan 7, 2010 8:24 PM CST up reply actions
Still wonder how he got some many carries.
When A Rob has been so solid. Wegher can run through a whole but he isn’t going to break much any sort of tackle. Even ACC tackles.
I thought A-Rob looked tentative. Probably because he was still dinged up.
And Wegher was making some nice stiff-arms late in the game, too.
Big junkies come from little junkies.
Even so,
I thought Adam ran very well when he had his chances, although that could have just been the Iowa O-Line MURDERDEATHKILLING the GA Tech D-Line
Yeah, I was just gonna say -
Adam looked really tough too. BW jsut hit the creases better.
Bully football is winning football.
by Bucketochicken on Jan 7, 2010 8:33 PM CST up reply actions
Let Doyle train him in the weight room this off season
And see what he does next year. He hasn’t gone through Doyle’s program yet
Yeah, BW is gonna be TOUGH with another year of Doylization.
And A-Rob definitely looked a little tentative at times.
Band jsut started playing the victory polka. Guess I can watch the MNC now.
Bully football is winning football.
by Bucketochicken on Jan 7, 2010 8:30 PM CST up reply actions
If I might disagree
Wegher was a total weight room warrior in HS. I’m not sure how much more room for improvement he’s got.
And frankly, that’s all right. Physically, he’s “there” already, in my eyes. Where he really needs improvement is with the playbook, just getting more acclimated with the offense. I’m sure Ferentz didn’t expect to need 600+ yards out of the kid back before Hampton’s knee went boom.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
A good point.
He did seem to uh… go down easy sometimes though.
Bully football is winning football.
by Bucketochicken on Jan 7, 2010 8:43 PM CST up reply actions
But that was always in the backfield
And I think that has more to do with knowing what to do when you get a handoff and there’s a guy waiting for you in the hole. A-Rob has a really nice, shifty sidestep that I’ve seen on a few plays that we never saw from Wegher. That’s more coaching and experience than weightlifting, I’d say.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
I have to side with Oops here, I think Wegher has more upside
by nwyms Trebek! on Jan 7, 2010 8:46 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, he probably never had that happen before, really.
In HS, he was halfway to the endzone immediately after ball-snappage, so some of those instincts might be a skosh unawakened.
And I think he has limitless upside.
Bully football is winning football.
by Bucketochicken on Jan 7, 2010 8:47 PM CST up reply actions
Well, well
’Bama now looks comfortable in this game
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by recoveringfratguy on Jan 7, 2010 8:26 PM CST reply actions
Really?
Bama decides to one up jNU and take out TWO Quarterbacks?
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by recoveringfratguy on Jan 7, 2010 8:26 PM CST reply actions
Why are they giving jNU ideas
Maybe we should sit Stanzi, Clayborne and Sash next year for that game
Please no
I want to see Clayborn murder Kafka
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by recoveringfratguy on Jan 7, 2010 8:31 PM CST up reply actions
We can just start other guys until they all get...
rolled up on or concussed with illegal hits then bring out the heat.
The existentialist wonder is done, sadly.
Clayborn will have to get his jollies murderizing Persa.
Big junkies come from little junkies.
Damn
That somehow skipped my mind. Well, Persa it is then, I’ll take him getting murdered by Clayborn for 100
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by recoveringfratguy on Jan 7, 2010 8:35 PM CST up reply actions
It's at Ryan Field next year...
…so they won’t be able to feed off of a crowd.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jan 7, 2010 10:46 PM CST up reply actions
Does Major Applewhite have any eligibility left?
Someone head over to the nursing home and find out.
by Brock Sampson on Jan 7, 2010 8:32 PM CST up reply actions
Jesus must not be able to protect bama's or texas' blindside
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Jan 7, 2010 8:31 PM CST reply actions
Ross will now post EPIC Tebow girlfrind pic
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+1,000
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by recoveringfratguy on Jan 7, 2010 8:41 PM CST up reply actions
1,000 pounds?
Bully football is winning football.
by Bucketochicken on Jan 7, 2010 8:42 PM CST up reply actions
Yes
And right after that photo was taken, Tebow blessed him with a lap band, and suddenly the man was only 150 pounds
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by recoveringfratguy on Jan 7, 2010 8:43 PM CST up reply actions
Okay, just heard TEBOW is on the way to lay hands on COLT and cure him
by nwyms Trebek! on Jan 7, 2010 8:31 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Oh Merciful Tebow...
Thou art with me
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by recoveringfratguy on Jan 7, 2010 8:32 PM CST up reply actions
if the back up PK got hurt, they wouldn't drag his dad to the X-ray room, right?
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
By the way, Two Brothers Pale Ale = Excellence
But I’m an IPA kinda guy
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by recoveringfratguy on Jan 7, 2010 8:33 PM CST reply actions
I'm not as much of a hoppiness fan, but yeah, that'
Bully football is winning football.
by Bucketochicken on Jan 7, 2010 8:35 PM CST up reply actions
whoa... weird.
that’s a nice IPA.
Bully football is winning football.
by Bucketochicken on Jan 7, 2010 8:35 PM CST up reply actions
Bell's Hopslam coming next week
Stoked beyond words to spend $17 on a six pack.
"I know you're from Middle America, and sometimes you feel like you're representing more than just a school or a conference, maybe an entire group of American citizens out there."
by Twin Cities Hawk on Jan 7, 2010 8:47 PM CST up reply actions
Tebow might of been the greatest waste of College talent ever
He could of put up Wilt like number sin banging chicks. And high quality college chicks at that. WTF was he thinking? Seriously? I would like to punch him in the balls for passing that up. Wonder if he regreats it later in life?
No
The Son of Urban will not allow the flesh to cause him to sin
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by recoveringfratguy on Jan 7, 2010 8:36 PM CST up reply actions
Wow.
That’s uhh… that’s big.
Bully football is winning football.
by Bucketochicken on Jan 7, 2010 8:36 PM CST up reply actions
all part of a master plan so Texas will have an excuse when they lose
/would’ve won national title if Stanzi was healthy
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Jan 7, 2010 8:36 PM CST up reply actions
/ankle’d
Bully football is winning football.
by Bucketochicken on Jan 7, 2010 8:36 PM CST up reply actions
Ok, so between McCoy getting hurt and Bradford's season,
Will any decent QBs ever return for their senior season?
by Kinnick Stadium is my Graceland on Jan 7, 2010 8:34 PM CST reply actions
Oh, and since I wasn't here for the Orange Bowl
SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK IT YOU F%&$ING BEES!!! GO HAAAAAAWWWWWWKS!
See: 2010 Iowa Hawkeyes
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by recoveringfratguy on Jan 7, 2010 8:40 PM CST up reply actions
When USC figures out how to cheat to their 2002-2004 standards again?
Big junkies come from little junkies.
There is a WINTER STORM WARNING in effect until 9:00pm for the counties of COOK, DE KALB, LAKE, MC HENRY...
Bully football is winning football.
So Jevan Snead is leaving early for the NFL Draft?
That guy’s been unbelievably underwhelming every time I’ve seen him play.
He had a year to get out from under Tebow's shadow....
but he probably just saw McCoy and jumped out of his pants.
if you are big with a strong arm some GM will be dumb enough to pay you millions
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
This man is dead, if you see him do not, I repeat do not try to detain him,
Just shoot the bastard and putting out of our misery
by nwyms Trebek! on Jan 7, 2010 8:48 PM CST up reply actions
Texas in in trouble
you can’t play a field position game when you are squibing every kick to avoid their returner.
They need some big plays
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
That was Vandenburgesque
Based on his first throw against jNU
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by recoveringfratguy on Jan 7, 2010 8:47 PM CST reply actions
i remember listening to a radio interview with Matt Sherman
regarding his plans following the season. He was going to get ready for the NFL draft in Florida by hiring a trainer. He was sober.
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Jan 7, 2010 8:47 PM CST reply actions
How dare you speak ill about Matt Sherman
I had breakfast with him several times as a child, including one right after the Sun Bowl route of Washington
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by recoveringfratguy on Jan 7, 2010 8:48 PM CST up reply actions
Did he continually under tip the waitress?
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Jan 7, 2010 8:49 PM CST up reply actions
Probably
This was at my aunt and uncle’s church in St. Ansgar
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by recoveringfratguy on Jan 7, 2010 8:51 PM CST up reply actions
Injured on like third play of the game.
Hasn’t been back since.
Big junkies come from little junkies.
injured on Texas' first drive
probably not returning
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
According to some
he is in the locker room getting his shoulder miraculously healed by one Tim Tebow
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Jan 7, 2010 8:48 PM CST up reply actions
Injured shoulder
on like the 2nd or 3rd play on offense. Got hit in the shoulder by a huge Dlineman.
Dead and hanging on someone's wall
"I know you're from Middle America, and sometimes you feel like you're representing more than just a school or a conference, maybe an entire group of American citizens out there."
by Twin Cities Hawk on Jan 7, 2010 8:49 PM CST up reply actions
Saban is once ice cold motherfucker.
Big junkies come from little junkies.
by RossWB on Jan 7, 2010 8:50 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Saban v. Ferentz
Would be a hell of a coaching matchup
"I am so proud to be your coach." -Paul Rhoads
Yeah
It happened once, what happened in that game?
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by recoveringfratguy on Jan 7, 2010 8:52 PM CST up reply actions
*facepalm*
I forgot he was coaching LSU in that game.
"I am so proud to be your coach." -Paul Rhoads
so, anyone else want to see the hawkeyes take a crack at either of these teams?
texas in particular, even with mccoy
Keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either, Dude.
by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Jan 7, 2010 8:48 PM CST reply actions
and its not like texas knows how to tackle appearantly
Keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either, Dude.
by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Jan 7, 2010 8:49 PM CST up reply actions
Fuck yes.
Bully football is winning football.
by Bucketochicken on Jan 7, 2010 8:50 PM CST up reply actions
ESPN doesn't
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by recoveringfratguy on Jan 7, 2010 8:50 PM CST up reply actions
So nobody?
Nice that we don’t have any coach openings this year. Although maybe leach doesn’t get anything for a year.
Sorry, I just don't think there are many teams as tough as Iowa. Maybe Alabama. Not Texas.
But Leach is on his own planet, and Norm’s never been there.
Mr. Boh Knows ...
I think Mike Leach is enjoying his time away from the sidelines
I would like to think he’s sailing the blue waters in a Somali pirate ship.
"I know you're from Middle America, and sometimes you feel like you're representing more than just a school or a conference, maybe an entire group of American citizens out there."
by Twin Cities Hawk on Jan 7, 2010 8:53 PM CST up reply actions
Good for him - beautiful country there
But my visual of him overtaking oil tankers in the Indian Ocean won’t be fading away anytime soon.
"I know you're from Middle America, and sometimes you feel like you're representing more than just a school or a conference, maybe an entire group of American citizens out there."
by Twin Cities Hawk on Jan 7, 2010 8:55 PM CST up reply actions
Didn't Iowa already beat a Leech coached team?
by nwyms Trebek! on Jan 7, 2010 8:54 PM CST up reply actions
Yep
By two points
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by recoveringfratguy on Jan 7, 2010 8:55 PM CST up reply actions
I think that was Kaeding's one and only true game-winning kick, too.
Big junkies come from little junkies.
All I remember from that game is the Texas Tech band ringing their stupid ass bell whenever Iowa had the ball
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by recoveringfratguy on Jan 7, 2010 8:56 PM CST up reply actions
Leach's halftime interview with tWWL during that game
tWWL sideline reporter: “Coach, how would you rate your team’s performance in the first half?”
Leach: “We didn’t play worth a damn!!!” (storms into tunnel)
He should have screamed "YAAARRR" at the end of that
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by recoveringfratguy on Jan 7, 2010 8:59 PM CST up reply actions
Alamo Bowl
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by recoveringfratguy on Jan 7, 2010 8:56 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, 10 years
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by recoveringfratguy on Jan 7, 2010 8:58 PM CST up reply actions
Come on Texas, stay in this
That was the ugliest punt downing I’ve ever seen
"I am so proud to be your coach." -Paul Rhoads
Did Gilbert touch the ball all year prior to tonight?
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by recoveringfratguy on Jan 7, 2010 8:54 PM CST reply actions
Just something to thing about
If Texas can win this, both the Big Televen and the Big XII North will have winning records in bowl games, and the SEC will have only broke even.
"I am so proud to be your coach." -Paul Rhoads
You don't say...
Joe knows bowl games.
by ReadingRambler on Jan 7, 2010 8:57 PM CST up reply actions
We led 31-16 at the half.
We lost. They turned the ball over more than they scored. Michigan was 0/12 from 3, but we left them wide open and they started hitting those shots. Battle got desperate and started turning the ball over. Rebounding was bad.
In short, it was godawful.
Joe knows bowl games.
by ReadingRambler on Jan 7, 2010 8:59 PM CST up reply actions
0/12 early, I should say
Oh, and Michigan is still terrible. Iowa could beat them.
Joe knows bowl games.
by ReadingRambler on Jan 7, 2010 8:59 PM CST up reply actions
Calm down...
"I know you're from Middle America, and sometimes you feel like you're representing more than just a school or a conference, maybe an entire group of American citizens out there."
by Twin Cities Hawk on Jan 7, 2010 8:59 PM CST up reply actions
They're terrible, man
Joe knows bowl games.
by ReadingRambler on Jan 7, 2010 9:00 PM CST up reply actions
We're terrible-er
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Jan 7, 2010 9:00 PM CST up reply actions
Yes, they can
Michigan lost to some truly awful teams. And if they go cold from 3, it gets ugly really, really fast.
Joe knows bowl games.
by ReadingRambler on Jan 7, 2010 9:01 PM CST up reply actions
lol
Bully football is winning football.
by Bucketochicken on Jan 7, 2010 9:00 PM CST up reply actions
We could buy the refs, I guess.
But I think people would know. No, we can’t beat Michigan.
Mr. Boh Knows ...
Yes you can.
I’m telling you, man. That team has the potential to play some truly horrible basketball.
Joe knows bowl games.
by ReadingRambler on Jan 7, 2010 9:02 PM CST up reply actions
I can't envision Iowa opening up a double-digit halftime lead on any BXI opponent.
Big junkies come from little junkies.
I am afraid this game is over unless Gilbert turns into Clint Longley
That maybe a to old reference for some on this site
Gilbert looks like Vandenberg circa jNWU.
They need him to start looking like Vandenberg circa OSU in the second half.
Big junkies come from little junkies.
happy thanksgiving, Redskins
/old guy here
//only if Gilbert tries to fight McCoy in the locker room
My only fear
is that Texas taking a beating here will only provide more ammunition to the obnoxious Nebraska fans that think Lincoln is harboring a top 5 team.
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Jan 7, 2010 9:00 PM CST reply actions
Eh
They don’t have Suh back next year, we’ll see how “great” they are at that point
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by recoveringfratguy on Jan 7, 2010 9:02 PM CST up reply actions
I want Nebraska to be good.
The center of gravity is moving north and central again.
Mr. Boh Knows ...
ANYBODY
but Nebraska. I’d prefer that South Dakota State become a powerhouse.
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Jan 7, 2010 9:04 PM CST up reply actions
Yes
If you live in Nebraska, or ever have lived in Nebraska, you NEVER want them to be a powerhouse again.
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by recoveringfratguy on Jan 7, 2010 9:05 PM CST up reply actions
Well, I'm not crazy, so I'm not going to live in Nebraska. But I think we're gradually going to get relief from this "southern football perfect" meme.
Mr. Boh Knows ...
Like next year
Either Iowa or OSU will be good enough to play for the MNC. And who knows, maybe we’ll get lucky in Tuscaloosa.
Joe knows bowl games.
by ReadingRambler on Jan 7, 2010 9:10 PM CST up reply actions
Boy, that could just do it
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by recoveringfratguy on Jan 7, 2010 9:03 PM CST reply actions
what a train wreck this is
I thought Alabama would issue a beatdown but I wish McCoy was in so I could see if I was right.
I wouldn't mind seeing Alabama kicking their ass up front
But they’re an SEC team and I know Kevin Newsome will get his ass kicked next season and thus can’t enjoy it too much. I also hate seeing Saban get away with that stupid fake punt.
I’m annoyed right now.
Joe knows bowl games.
by ReadingRambler on Jan 7, 2010 9:07 PM CST up reply actions
I was already in a bad mood due to hoops.
But just watching this game is pissing me off.
Joe knows bowl games.
by ReadingRambler on Jan 7, 2010 9:12 PM CST up reply actions
Halftime fun
http://www.baconorbeercan.com/index.html
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
I don't care what Mack says
That’s a goddamned stupid play. You run a super safe handoff and get into halftime.
No shit. Brown is the stupidest motherfucker on the planet.
Something like 15 sec left, you’re hanging on by your nad hairs—and you do a SHOVEL pass? Doi you think your’e going to get forty yards on a shovel pass?
If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.
Marcell Dareus vs. Adrian Clayborn 50yd dash winner??
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
It will be hard for him to run after Clayborn tears his legs off.
Just sayin’.
Big junkies come from little junkies.
i'd like to see that, in January 2011
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
Usain Clayborn
"I know you're from Middle America, and sometimes you feel like you're representing more than just a school or a conference, maybe an entire group of American citizens out there."
by Twin Cities Hawk on Jan 7, 2010 9:11 PM CST up reply actions
No, that's not as safe as you could play it.
You could, I dunno, HAND THE BALL OFF. That would be safer.
Big junkies come from little junkies.
Mack Brown: "We have to plan on playing with out him..."
“…and I need to go return a number of large scale purchases. Excuse me.”
and prepare my speech about how I’m > than Bob Stoops, although he leads me in Big XII titles 6 to 2.
It's awful gentlemanly of him to want to catch up to Stoops in BCS flameouts, though.
Big junkies come from little junkies.
Security would be wise to watch Brown in case he left in a getaway car before halftime was over
"I know you're from Middle America, and sometimes you feel like you're representing more than just a school or a conference, maybe an entire group of American citizens out there."
by Twin Cities Hawk on Jan 7, 2010 9:13 PM CST up reply actions
so i expected bama to win the game
but i tought for sure it would be a second half deal
now i dont really have any good reason to be drinking – or does the fact that i drove 22 hours ( the last 8 through a blizzard in illinois) over the last two days good enough
always sunny may be a good substitute
"We'll take what the other team gives us. We'll scratch where it itches." - Hayden Fry
by flagfootballallstar on Jan 7, 2010 9:12 PM CST reply actions
um. is Lee piss drunk or something?
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
Just the residual effects of the stroke
Too soon?
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by recoveringfratguy on Jan 7, 2010 9:13 PM CST up reply actions
this isn't what's his name's Rockin' New Years show is it??
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
Dick Clark?
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by recoveringfratguy on Jan 7, 2010 9:16 PM CST up reply actions
"Who the hell? Number one defense in the world!"
It’s my Grandfather!
Joe knows bowl games.
by ReadingRambler on Jan 7, 2010 9:13 PM CST up reply actions
This game
may have given him another one
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Jan 7, 2010 9:14 PM CST up reply actions
You mean a lot? Yeah, I would say so.
This has to be his last year doing this – his symptoms are only going to get worse and more noticeable.
"I know you're from Middle America, and sometimes you feel like you're representing more than just a school or a conference, maybe an entire group of American citizens out there."
by Twin Cities Hawk on Jan 7, 2010 9:15 PM CST up reply actions
over the summer I think or spring
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Jan 7, 2010 9:15 PM CST up reply actions
Last summer
"I know you're from Middle America, and sometimes you feel like you're representing more than just a school or a conference, maybe an entire group of American citizens out there."
by Twin Cities Hawk on Jan 7, 2010 9:15 PM CST up reply actions
Adrian Clayborn's dog says...
I WANT HOLYFIELD! AND ALABAMA AND TEXAS AND FLORIDA!
Keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either, Dude.
by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Jan 7, 2010 9:15 PM CST reply actions
He also pisses on the floor everytime Pete Carroll opens his mouth
Keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either, Dude.
by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Jan 7, 2010 9:17 PM CST up reply actions
corso is like Terry Bradshaw on leno a couple years ago
next hes gonna start groping herbstreit
we’ll come back from commercial and he’ll just be missing
"We'll take what the other team gives us. We'll scratch where it itches." - Hayden Fry
by flagfootballallstar on Jan 7, 2010 9:15 PM CST reply actions
Except Bradshaw
isn’t the heir to the Ticonderoga pencil fortune
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Jan 7, 2010 9:16 PM CST up reply actions
You know, think about it. This game is boring. Maybe Corso is doing the right thing.
No QBs, no blocking, everybody tackling people from behind, no strategic sense displayed anywhere. It’s a boring game.
Mr. Boh Knows ...
Corso
I feel bad for him. He looks like he’s losing it or already lost it.
But I agree with you.
Joe knows bowl games.
by ReadingRambler on Jan 7, 2010 9:17 PM CST up reply actions
Breaking News
Colt McCoy fractured his virginity
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Jan 7, 2010 9:17 PM CST reply actions
Was it at the hands of Tebow? They seemed to have some serious man love going on during that horribly staged break during the Heisman Trophy presentation
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by recoveringfratguy on Jan 7, 2010 9:18 PM CST up reply actions
you kidding - havent you seen all the stories
about how close he and jordan shipley are?
they go deer hunting together all the time – in the same blind
usually you’re in different blinds
what do YOU think theyre doing in there?
shipley took his flower long ago
"We'll take what the other team gives us. We'll scratch where it itches." - Hayden Fry
by flagfootballallstar on Jan 7, 2010 9:20 PM CST up reply actions
He's not wasted. He's old and he had a stroke.
Joe knows bowl games.
by ReadingRambler on Jan 7, 2010 9:18 PM CST up reply actions
One of the BSD guys said he sounded more coherent during pregame
So I guess Bellanca’s right
Joe knows bowl games.
by ReadingRambler on Jan 7, 2010 9:22 PM CST up reply actions
this is the game that ruined Gilbert...they'll point to this game sometime during the 3rd qtr of the OU game in Oct.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
His mistress in Hawaii put him up to it
Or so Charlie Weiss says
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by recoveringfratguy on Jan 7, 2010 9:18 PM CST up reply actions
nice shot at Pete and Charlie
very well done
by nwyms Trebek! on Jan 7, 2010 9:19 PM CST up reply actions
Desmond Howard looks like he's dressed for the NBA draft
WTF is that outfit? I wouldn’t pay five cents for any piece of it.
Desmond will replace Corso.
And he’s the guy he who picked Michigan to beat PSU because UM has more tradition.
Not much of a dropoff.
Joe knows bowl games.
by ReadingRambler on Jan 7, 2010 9:19 PM CST up reply actions
eric dane threesome video FTW!
Keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either, Dude.
by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Jan 7, 2010 9:20 PM CST reply actions
Weighing in late here
Does Texas do tackle drills? I know how crushing losing your QB can be, well, we all do, but Jesus Mary and Joseph. In a National Title Game no less.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
It's disappointing and make me want a playoff even worse.
Texas gets past maybe Boise??? in a round of 8.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
We made more tackles on one GT series than UT has made in the game so far.
Seriously, we could stop ’Bama’s offense without much trouble—I truly believe that.
We might not score enough points to win, assuming Ricky gifts them a pick-six, but their offense wouldn’t score more than 20 on our defense.
If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.
I'm not in awe of Bama
I don’t slight them either. They play tough, old fashioned football. I like it. But I hate the history of Bama. Always have.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Yup, same here
I have no respect for that program. And of course, the ’79 Sugar Bowl…
Joe knows bowl games.
by ReadingRambler on Jan 7, 2010 9:27 PM CST up reply actions
was that Beef - It's whats for dinner
?
i thought i heard Sam Elliot
"We'll take what the other team gives us. We'll scratch where it itches." - Hayden Fry
by flagfootballallstar on Jan 7, 2010 9:23 PM CST reply actions
I think we'll miss Edds and Angerer more than we realize
I always thought Angerer was overrated but he played a great game on Tuesday. Edds is a poor man’s Chad Greenway—exceptional in coverage.
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Jan 7, 2010 9:23 PM CST reply actions
Those guys are the shit.
they are liked a married couple on the field too. They complete each other’s sentences.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
I believe that, just not as active at the line of scrimmage. He gets drafted in the late rounds.
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Jan 7, 2010 9:25 PM CST up reply actions
I bet he does really well on 'measurables' -- hence, third round.
The combine is all about looking good in your underwear and running a 4.55.
Mr. Boh Knows ...
no
I’m watching the Jimmy the Greek thing on ESPN…this game is cooked.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Seen that before
Good stuff
Joe knows bowl games.
by ReadingRambler on Jan 7, 2010 9:26 PM CST up reply actions
Much talk of drinking on that site and they are not happy with Mac
by nwyms Trebek! on Jan 7, 2010 9:25 PM CST up reply actions
Mac is not the problem
he has a toughness problem and a QB problem. What can he do at this stage? Hope Bama starts dropping the ball and staring at it. They already did that. I don’t think it is happening again.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
More unhappiness with the football gods
And our favorite goat: Greg Davis
"If you kick like that, you can wear a tutu for all I care."
by SunriseStudly on Jan 7, 2010 9:28 PM CST up reply actions
Janet Leigh
Jamie Leigh Curtis’s mom.
If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.
Side note:
Apparently Jamie Lee got her….massive endowment from her father’s side.
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Jan 7, 2010 9:28 PM CST up reply actions
I would have to say you need to watch the movie Mom had it going
by nwyms Trebek! on Jan 7, 2010 9:30 PM CST up reply actions
No doubt. I've seen the movie.
But she’s no Jamie Lee. We’re talking a full D on her.
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Jan 7, 2010 9:31 PM CST up reply actions
Where was this level of analysis on
Tuesday? :)
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
It's always this way
in my head. Constantly. I only feel free to truly express it in a non-partisan game watching situation.
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Jan 7, 2010 9:33 PM CST up reply actions
You should never
atch a UCLA or USC game …. with a keyboard in front of you.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Gotta wear your safety glasses around those
by Brock Sampson on Jan 7, 2010 9:36 PM CST up reply actions
The bras of the era...
or record-breaking puffies?
Your call.
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Jan 7, 2010 9:36 PM CST up reply actions
aaaaannnnddd
I’ve said too much
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Jan 7, 2010 9:36 PM CST up reply actions
Actually, Janet Leigh had bigger ones than Jamie Lee
Watch Psycho again—Mom was really stacked. That pic doesn’t do her justice.
If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.
Upon further review...
…extensive visual review, I’m saying it’s a wash.
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Jan 7, 2010 9:40 PM CST up reply actions
I'll accept a tie.
One Jamie Lee advantage: TRADING PLACES. In all their glory, baby.
If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.
Who'd she get her "extra parts" from?
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by recoveringfratguy on Jan 7, 2010 9:32 PM CST up reply actions
Only, Psycho was less bloody.
With a lower body count.
If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.
No
their screwed just that badly. Imagine if what happened to Americanzi against jNWU was in the nat’l championship. I’d feel the same way.
Final score prediction?
How merciless is Saban?
I’m going with 45-13. Don’t ask me how Texas scores a TD, though.
Big junkies come from little junkies.
Texas scores...
that would be the only reason to watch for me…to see how they do it. Also, the mystery of McCoy is pissing off ABC/ESPN/FUCKHEADS
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Merciless enough
to have a surname that sounds like a bad guy in the glory days of the WWF.
I’m thinking Mr. Fuji-style cane-tripping. Possibly sand in the eyes.
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Jan 7, 2010 9:30 PM CST up reply actions
Lisa Salters announced that in the same way a Navy captain tells you your son was just killed
Joe knows bowl games.
by ReadingRambler on Jan 7, 2010 9:30 PM CST up reply actions
Get ready for the 1500 obligatory shots to McCoy on the sidelines as he watches his college career go bye-bye
"I know you're from Middle America, and sometimes you feel like you're representing more than just a school or a conference, maybe an entire group of American citizens out there."
by Twin Cities Hawk on Jan 7, 2010 9:33 PM CST up reply actions
Other than super partisan Bama fans...
no one likes him being there. Him leaving this game was a big coitus interuptus.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
"We'll have to find something he can do" - Mack Brown on Gilbert
Does the kid even get any snaps with the first team?
Keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either, Dude.
by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Jan 7, 2010 9:31 PM CST reply actions
Probably not many
but if you run your QB as much as they do it would be a crime if they didn’t give the kid some snaps
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
about corso
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/news/story?id=4213090
and on his wikipedia entry – didnt know you were serious about him being the chairman of Dixon Ticonderoga – thats awesome
"We'll take what the other team gives us. We'll scratch where it itches." - Hayden Fry
by flagfootballallstar on Jan 7, 2010 9:31 PM CST reply actions
I am nowhere near
creative enough to make that up
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Jan 7, 2010 9:35 PM CST up reply actions
And now for something completely different.
Joe knows bowl games.
by ReadingRambler on Jan 7, 2010 9:35 PM CST up reply actions
What was I saying?
Joe knows bowl games.
by ReadingRambler on Jan 7, 2010 9:36 PM CST up reply actions
this is fucking painful
its starting to look like this:
Keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either, Dude.
by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Jan 7, 2010 9:35 PM CST reply actions
Texas, by the way, is that collection of street lamps.
At least the one guy could MAYBE take out one of those tanks.
If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.
His windup makes Tebow look like Dan Marino
by Brock Sampson on Jan 7, 2010 9:36 PM CST up reply actions
How good was Young
to secure Mack Brown his NC … he was like that guy in front of the tanks, beating them back.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Jumping from turret to turret
and stomping a grenade down into each one. No kidding…
by Brock Sampson on Jan 7, 2010 9:39 PM CST up reply actions
they're taking Mack Brown out of the Rose Bowl?
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
If he IS a streaker, that takes on a whole new, disturbing meaning.
If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.
YES! STREAKER!
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Jan 7, 2010 9:38 PM CST reply actions
am i the only one that dislikes, Lost?
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
I have a love-hate with it.
I get so damn mad at the flashbacks and “character” episodes, and am in ecstasy when they have a “mythology” episode.
Oh—and I fucking hate the Jack backstory, and the Kate backstory.
If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.
I sometimes fast-forward until it looks like they're talking about the island.
Or something exciting happens. During a flashback, I sometimes supply my own profane and highly sardonic dialogue to pass the time.
If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.
Oh yeah. With so little time left...
….I expect ALL mythology from now on. Should be non-stop great stuff to the end.
If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.
Clearly a prosthetic
haven’t seen a worse one since Chris Elliott in Scary Movie
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Jan 7, 2010 9:42 PM CST up reply actions
Are we sure Colt wasn't the guy they tackled at the 5?
If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.
Tebow worked his mr. miyagi magic?
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
Colt McRusso is gonna play!!!
Colt McRusso is gonna play!!!
by Michael Scott on Jan 7, 2010 9:49 PM CST up reply actions
Nope
Alabama is letting up right now, Satan is not trying to run up the score
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Jan 7, 2010 9:44 PM CST up reply actions
is this happening yet somewhere in texas?
Keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either, Dude.
by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Jan 7, 2010 9:44 PM CST reply actions
Hasn't the Brit Hume
taken enough swipes at the Buddhists for one decade?
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Yeah, but that's an everyday thing on the border there. Can't be letting them take our jerrbs!
"I know you're from Middle America, and sometimes you feel like you're representing more than just a school or a conference, maybe an entire group of American citizens out there."
by Twin Cities Hawk on Jan 7, 2010 9:46 PM CST up reply actions
Everybody
get in the pile!
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Jan 7, 2010 9:47 PM CST up reply actions
Chicken sandwich?
"I know you're from Middle America, and sometimes you feel like you're representing more than just a school or a conference, maybe an entire group of American citizens out there."
by Twin Cities Hawk on Jan 7, 2010 9:50 PM CST up reply actions
not if you know the context
he did that to himself
Keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either, Dude.
by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Jan 7, 2010 9:48 PM CST up reply actions
So?
Why are we posting pictures of people killing themselves?
Joe knows bowl games.
by ReadingRambler on Jan 7, 2010 9:49 PM CST up reply actions
Well, actually, he was protesting the RVN's President :)
/history twa
Joe knows bowl games.
by ReadingRambler on Jan 7, 2010 9:52 PM CST up reply actions
If I remember correctly he was protesting the corruption of the government and yes
it was during vietman
by nwyms Trebek! on Jan 7, 2010 9:52 PM CST up reply actions
This is why I wholeheartedly
participated in a ritual burning of Rage Against The Machine’s first album.
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Jan 7, 2010 9:52 PM CST up reply actions
Really
is Texas a university that really needs a pick me up athletically?
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Actually...
they might be. They haven’t had a running back put up much for stats in two years.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 7, 2010 9:58 PM CST up reply actions
The Texas WRs have thrown in the towel it seems
when they are not catching passes squarely in their hands they are running routes, then inexplicably stopping. It can’t be exhaustion, they are three and out on every possession.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Frontrunners
It seems like they do not believe they have any chance to come back.
by Michael Scott on Jan 7, 2010 9:53 PM CST up reply actions
Prepare thyselves
for vast quantities of Vermiel-style blubbering after this about “I’m just so proud of these kids” and “never stopped fighting” and so forth.
I haven't even bothered reading the thread, I just want to throw this out there..
McCoy is on the take.
What the FBI doesn't want you to know is that all Chuck Norris jokes, when applied to Tim Tebow, are very very true.
by steaming_pile_of_awcrap on Jan 7, 2010 9:53 PM CST reply actions
No way he can understand that concept
with his F.A.S. and all
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Jan 7, 2010 9:54 PM CST up reply actions
Oh he understands.
“If I go down, they have to play a freshman. Give me 10k on ’Bama.” – Colt McCoy
What the FBI doesn't want you to know is that all Chuck Norris jokes, when applied to Tim Tebow, are very very true.
by steaming_pile_of_awcrap on Jan 7, 2010 9:57 PM CST up reply actions
So
Do voters say Colt was injured, game doesn’t really count and put Texas at #2 or 3, or do they look at this as a whole and drop them down to 5 or 6?
It never gets to be easy
They should drop quite a bit.
Afterall, they gave up 39 points to Texas A&M, then the crapfest against Nebraska, and now this. They should probably not be higher than 4 or 5.
1) Bama
2) Florida
3) Boise
4) Texas or TCU
5) TCU or Texas
6) Ohio State
7) Cincy
8) Iowa
9) Penn St.
10) Oregon
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 7, 2010 10:03 PM CST up reply actions
yeah
margin of victory (or defeat in Cinncy’s case) is not factored, right?
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
I'd bet on this
1) Alabama
2) TEBOW
3) Boise
4) Ohio State
5) Texas
6) Iowa
7) TCU
8) VT
9) Penn State
10) Cinci
Joe knows bowl games.
by ReadingRambler on Jan 7, 2010 10:04 PM CST up reply actions
I'd be pissed if PSU jumped Iowa
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
@Rambler
I hope that is what actually happens, but somehow, I see a one-loss Cincy and a one-loss TCU staying ahead of Iowa.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 7, 2010 10:33 PM CST up reply actions
I think #3 or 4
Boise should jump them and Florida probably will.
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
IOWA #2 WE STOPPED THE WRAMBLIN' WRECK!
But no in all seriousness they love them some tebow and vote him 2 and texas 3.
Florida will #2...
and then I can’t wait for them to experience The Days of Our Lives season with Meyer next year.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Undefeated Utah was 2 last year, right? Depends on how serious those idiots take undefeated Boise. They’ll elevate FL over UT for sure – I think 4, probably.
Utah beat a 12-1 Bama team that everyone thought was really awesome.
Boise just beat the other kid at the kids’ table. I don’t think that has the same cache.
Big junkies come from little junkies.
What is going to set the internets on fire in T minus 20
Is all the Napolean Dynamite’s in Boise screaming about how they should have been in this game
"I know you're from Middle America, and sometimes you feel like you're representing more than just a school or a conference, maybe an entire group of American citizens out there."
by Twin Cities Hawk on Jan 7, 2010 9:54 PM CST reply actions
HA!
even their own blog was wondering if they would get out of Phoenix alive.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Try telling the folks over at OBNUG that
"I know you're from Middle America, and sometimes you feel like you're representing more than just a school or a conference, maybe an entire group of American citizens out there."
by Twin Cities Hawk on Jan 7, 2010 9:56 PM CST up reply actions
It's not worth it
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Jan 7, 2010 9:56 PM CST up reply actions
Oh, I know. They are six shades of delusional
"I know you're from Middle America, and sometimes you feel like you're representing more than just a school or a conference, maybe an entire group of American citizens out there."
by Twin Cities Hawk on Jan 7, 2010 9:57 PM CST up reply actions
God, even the Alabama cheerleaders look they already have a divorce under their ... belts.
Mr. Boh Knows ...
Let's see
Bama
Florida
Boise
Texas
Ohio State
Iowa
Yep, 6th
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Jan 7, 2010 9:57 PM CST up reply actions
You're being too negative.
You won some love for yourself.
Joe knows bowl games.
by ReadingRambler on Jan 7, 2010 9:58 PM CST up reply actions
It's not going to happen.
Joe knows bowl games.
by ReadingRambler on Jan 7, 2010 10:01 PM CST up reply actions
Sadly, I think Cincy stays ahead of us.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 7, 2010 10:05 PM CST up reply actions
I strongly disagree.
Cinci lost any love they had with that performance.
Joe knows bowl games.
by ReadingRambler on Jan 7, 2010 10:05 PM CST up reply actions
The Pitt game didn't help
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Jan 7, 2010 10:06 PM CST up reply actions
I don't know...
…it was The Holy Tebow that beat them, so y’know it was pre-ordained and Cincy would have sold their souls to the devil to win.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jan 7, 2010 11:35 PM CST up reply actions
I'm sorry, but..
No fuckin’ way.
What the FBI doesn't want you to know is that all Chuck Norris jokes, when applied to Tim Tebow, are very very true.
by steaming_pile_of_awcrap on Jan 7, 2010 9:59 PM CST up reply actions
I dunno if i'd go that far
But i could see them sticking us behind Cinci-wehavenodefense-natti
No chance
they were completely non-competitive. PSU could be right behind us, but I can’t see them above us
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Jan 7, 2010 10:01 PM CST up reply actions
Hope you guys are right
I know Cincy and TCU stunk it up. It’s hard to rid myself of the traditional Hawkeye-fan jadedness.
mack brown had a look in his eye like he wanted to be watching this one at home
Keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either, Dude.
by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Jan 7, 2010 9:57 PM CST reply actions
That ain't much fun either
as we can all attest
by Brock Sampson on Jan 7, 2010 9:58 PM CST up reply actions
Have we encountered a blog crew all year who know less about football than those GT guys?
Mr. Boh Knows ...
They examine football in the abstract
like a hypothetical. But, wrapped in the worst sort of southern genteel insincerity.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
I think they examine it like a daytime tv doctor. I think they're incapable of abstract thought.
They’re engineers, after all.
Mr. Boh Knows ...
They examine football like a game of telephone
I heard from ____ who said ____ and that means ____.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Ultra literalists too
like telling a joke to my aunt Sarah
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
They had exactly one idea.
’C’PJ is a genius, so no one will beat us.
I mean, it’s an okay engineering school, but the self-satisfaction got to be a bit much in December.
Mr. Boh Knows ...
They think it's like chess
Where all bishops are the same, all knights are the same, etc. They don’t understand a 30 lb per man size advantage.
by Brock Sampson on Jan 7, 2010 10:01 PM CST up reply actions
I think the gimmickly nature of their O
makes comparing a team on a weeks prep, vs a month of prep apples to oranges, which is why their analysis failed.
Or maybe I’m being overly kind as a fellow statgeek.
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
by shake n bake on Jan 7, 2010 10:06 PM CST up reply actions
Once is chance
twice is coincidence, 3 times is a streak.
Three losses to teams with more than a week to prepare. Their system relies on surprise, on not understanding it. This doesn’t mean that it’s a bad system, but they need to take that into account and adjust their offensive game plan in that situation. They don’t. They may not be able to.
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Jan 7, 2010 10:09 PM CST up reply actions
You have to think abstractly to play chess.
Those dopes don’t even understand their own offense, let alone anyone else’s scheme.
Mr. Boh Knows ...
big lebowski's on spike!!!
:)
Keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either, Dude.
by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Jan 7, 2010 10:01 PM CST reply actions
Roadhouse is on CMT.
But then again, when is Roadhouse not on CMT.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 7, 2010 10:09 PM CST up reply actions
The fucking dog has fucking papers.
OVER THE LINE!!!
What the FBI doesn't want you to know is that all Chuck Norris jokes, when applied to Tim Tebow, are very very true.
by steaming_pile_of_awcrap on Jan 7, 2010 10:03 PM CST up reply actions
I'm not buying it a fucking beer, its not taking your turn
if you board it, it gets upset loses it’s hair
i don't wife em...i one night em
TD pass to Shipley
What the FBI doesn't want you to know is that all Chuck Norris jokes, when applied to Tim Tebow, are very very true.
by steaming_pile_of_awcrap on Jan 7, 2010 10:08 PM CST up reply actions
AAnd now somehow Texas has the ball back after the kickoff.
What the FBI doesn't want you to know is that all Chuck Norris jokes, when applied to Tim Tebow, are very very true.
by steaming_pile_of_awcrap on Jan 7, 2010 10:08 PM CST up reply actions
HEYYY! they do remember where the endzone is!
What the FBI doesn't want you to know is that all Chuck Norris jokes, when applied to Tim Tebow, are very very true.
by steaming_pile_of_awcrap on Jan 7, 2010 10:07 PM CST reply actions
Long TD pass to Shipley
… and recover onside kick!
They were still down by 11 points.
You’re almost dumb if you don’t do it.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 7, 2010 10:11 PM CST up reply actions
Holy eff
Alabama continues the special teams fail
SHIPLEY!
i know you just made a mansome td, but this frosh needs you to catch everything that hits your hands.
why did that up-guy try to go for the ball??
arod would have needed to be in that spot to field that grounder!
Keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either, Dude.
by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Jan 7, 2010 10:10 PM CST reply actions
I'll catch you guys later. My laptop hates this thread.
What the FBI doesn't want you to know is that all Chuck Norris jokes, when applied to Tim Tebow, are very very true.
by steaming_pile_of_awcrap on Jan 7, 2010 10:10 PM CST reply actions
Best part is...
I think the plot involves him knocking out too many teeth as the worlds best hockey player. FAIRIES UNITE!
Tooth Fairy looks like the worst movie ever
was everyone involved in greenlighting that high off their asses?
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
No, the people who okay'd that piece of silverscreen-bortion...
…were beyond the help of drugs. If they were on drugs they would have voiced this idea and then they all would have laughed and got some GoodBurger. No, someone tossed this brain-fart-in-a-coma out there, and everyone else said “You’ve got a winner, let’s go to work.” And then they followed through. You cannot blame drugs for that kind of HOLYSHITI’MANEPICFAILUREATLIFE.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jan 7, 2010 11:46 PM CST up reply actions
For the fourth quarter
I would like to see a team all drop their pants…as if to say, You are kissing my ass this quarter. That would be fun.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Jan 7, 2010 10:14 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
IF this thing tightens up
Mac is going to get Holy Hell for that shuttle pass.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
But...ESSS EEEE CEEE
Joe knows bowl games.
by ReadingRambler on Jan 7, 2010 10:19 PM CST up reply actions
Speed
not passing
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Jan 7, 2010 10:20 PM CST up reply actions
Bama can't pass for shit
this would be a tight game or Texas lead if they had Colt
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
Well, I don't want to see him.
But he has to be wondering where this Bama was when they played Florida.
Big junkies come from little junkies.
I try to
forget about his existence entirely.
by rinseandrepeat on Jan 7, 2010 10:20 PM CST up reply actions
Blasphemer, you mean
WHY, GOD ME, WHY?
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Jan 7, 2010 10:21 PM CST up reply actions
You're right
Tebow, have mercy on me
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Jan 7, 2010 10:25 PM CST up reply actions
"I know you're from Middle America, and sometimes you feel like you're representing more than just a school or a conference, maybe an entire group of American citizens out there."
by Twin Cities Hawk on Jan 7, 2010 10:27 PM CST up reply actions
Wherever that is
a rifle with a scope would fit perfectly against his shoulder and would be totally awesome
by Brock Sampson on Jan 7, 2010 10:30 PM CST up reply actions
It's the Buddy Christ
watch the movie Dogma
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
by shake n bake on Jan 7, 2010 10:31 PM CST up reply actions
So who on Bama picked Texas to cover?
The entire offense? Tiffin?
Big junkies come from little junkies.
VY you rock star! good luck in the playoffs!!!
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
Jeff Fisher for coach of the year!
Six winning seasons out of fifteen! He’s a genius!
by Brock Sampson on Jan 7, 2010 10:28 PM CST up reply actions
what a boring national championship
by blackgoldandcubbieblue on Jan 7, 2010 10:29 PM CST reply actions
Outside of Texas/USC in 2006, they've all been snoozefests
"I know you're from Middle America, and sometimes you feel like you're representing more than just a school or a conference, maybe an entire group of American citizens out there."
by Twin Cities Hawk on Jan 7, 2010 10:30 PM CST up reply actions
Shit, that one escaped me
"I know you're from Middle America, and sometimes you feel like you're representing more than just a school or a conference, maybe an entire group of American citizens out there."
by Twin Cities Hawk on Jan 7, 2010 10:33 PM CST up reply actions
So two thrillers since 1998...horrible track record
"I know you're from Middle America, and sometimes you feel like you're representing more than just a school or a conference, maybe an entire group of American citizens out there."
by Twin Cities Hawk on Jan 7, 2010 10:33 PM CST up reply actions
There's a fine line
between offensive incompetence and defensive dominance. (I thought we liked defense?)
what in the hell . . .
they got the play off, then they throw a flag to review? Did I see this wrong?
Playoffs?! Don't talk about playoffs! Are you kidding me? Playoffs?
"I know you're from Middle America, and sometimes you feel like you're representing more than just a school or a conference, maybe an entire group of American citizens out there."
by Twin Cities Hawk on Jan 7, 2010 10:31 PM CST up reply actions
I picked Bama with or without McCoy...
but I got to say this now. F’ the SEC. I’d like texas to at least make this competitive.
Texas is covering
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 7, 2010 10:36 PM CST reply actions
Also, Hi everyone
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 7, 2010 10:37 PM CST up reply actions
Riviera, MD
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 7, 2010 10:40 PM CST up reply actions
i might be new to this
nice, now it gets interesting. maybe they will learn to cover shipley like i am learning to not blog on wife’s netbook while laying in bed
by blackgoldandcubbieblue on Jan 7, 2010 10:38 PM CST reply actions
I'm downloading the Orange Bowl from iTunes
Fuck a bunch of Mythical National Championship Game.
"Wow. You know you have problems when even the cheerleaders know you suck." ~ Pain in the Sash
UT's secondary sucks at run support
I guess because nobody in the Big XII ever bothers to run the ball…
#38 for texas
keep thinking i see “mutherf*cker” on teh back of his jersey, not “muckelroy”
by blackgoldandcubbieblue on Jan 7, 2010 10:42 PM CST reply actions
You know what sucks the most about seeing McCoy go down early in this game?
Not getting to see his ridiculously hot girlfriend in fanshots the whole game.
Texas repeatedly ran the fumblerooski
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 7, 2010 10:47 PM CST up reply actions
you can't stop the fumblerooskie
by blackgoldandcubbieblue on Jan 7, 2010 10:48 PM CST up reply actions
Anyone want to bet that if mack gets into field range he goes conservative?
And that will cost him the game?
Well that's that
not covering “The Blindside”
where is sandra bullock when you need her
i suppose this 10 point victory will get more press love than iowa’s.
by blackgoldandcubbieblue on Jan 7, 2010 10:51 PM CST up reply actions
later
I have one last bitchmaking to attend to
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 7, 2010 10:51 PM CST reply actions
I guess they nominally have a chance if they can hold to a FG
and then Bama doesn’t bother to put a man on the same side of the field as Shipley again.
Or that a playoff would
land a real champion
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
I really don't know how you do a playoff in college.
Unless its JUST 8 teams but….yeah. I like to see the B10 champ (even if it is OSU) play these guys this year.
Bad Heisman winner
No offense Ingram, i like you, but weren’t close to the best college player. Nor is Alabama the best team.
Alabama is the same team as Iowa but with more talent at RB, and a worse QB
Joe knows bowl games.
by ReadingRambler on Jan 7, 2010 10:56 PM CST up reply actions
McElroy is worse than I thought he was
And I’m a certified basher of all things ESS EEE CEE.
Joe knows bowl games.
by ReadingRambler on Jan 7, 2010 10:58 PM CST up reply actions
So if we still had Shonn Greene
Would we be in this game instead of ’Bama?
"Wow. You know you have problems when even the cheerleaders know you suck." ~ Pain in the Sash
by Leftcoast Hawk on Jan 7, 2010 11:00 PM CST up reply actions
Not instead of Bama.
No matter how crappy they look, a 13-0 SEC team isn’t getting left out in the cold right now.
Maybe instead of Texas (but probably not them, either).
Big junkies come from little junkies.
We're talking alternate history:
Cody eats too many muffins, artery explodes. Unable to block kick vs. Tennessee.
Joe knows bowl games.
by ReadingRambler on Jan 7, 2010 11:03 PM CST up reply actions
Agreed.
I don’t blame him for taking the money… but still, he might’ve been a higher draft choice if he’d stayed another year and learned to catch the ball in the flat.
"Wow. You know you have problems when even the cheerleaders know you suck." ~ Pain in the Sash
by Leftcoast Hawk on Jan 7, 2010 11:02 PM CST up reply actions
Lastly,
Just because Cody is fat and shit doesn’t mean he’s a good fullback. Enough of that crap.
Joe knows bowl games.
So how much does Saban get for winning this game...
And which school will he jump to next?
"Wow. You know you have problems when even the cheerleaders know you suck." ~ Pain in the Sash
He hasn't done the UFL yet.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 7, 2010 10:56 PM CST up reply actions
I think they just said...
he gets $200k for winning tonight.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 7, 2010 11:05 PM CST up reply actions
Alabama might be decent...
if their coach did not pucker for about 2 and 1/2 quarters.
And Texas was without their only real offensive weapon (Yes, Shipley is good, but McCoy is the one who gets the ball to him).
It might have been a different game if those things didn’t happen. As it was, it was an OK game.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
That's too nice
TX gave them 2 td’s in this game that don’t happen if McCoy is in the game. And that doesn’t account for the difference McCoy would’ve made in scoring more pts for TX.
I think McCoy might have thrown a pick.
And possibly two. Not probably, but possibly.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 7, 2010 11:04 PM CST up reply actions
Saban gets hit with the gatorade cooler
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
x10000000
"Wow. You know you have problems when even the cheerleaders know you suck." ~ Pain in the Sash
by Leftcoast Hawk on Jan 7, 2010 11:09 PM CST up reply actions
Ah, Texas now disintegrates
"Wow. You know you have problems when even the cheerleaders know you suck." ~ Pain in the Sash
It's not streaking if you're not buck naked
by Brock Sampson on Jan 7, 2010 11:09 PM CST up reply actions
Thats GTBird
Fucking hate that douche bag.
i don't wife em...i one night em
by smokinthereiff on Jan 7, 2010 11:10 PM CST up reply actions
It's a government plot...
…to get full body scanners at the gates of all football stadiums.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jan 7, 2010 11:57 PM CST up reply actions
streaker
i don't wife em...i one night em
by smokinthereiff on Jan 7, 2010 11:09 PM CST up reply actions
The masked GT fan!
He went to the wrong bowl game GPS fail
Thanks Lisa Salters
For being a twat and asking Colt McCoy that question.
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Jan 7, 2010 11:10 PM CST reply actions
By the way
Colt McCoy is a class act in that interview
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Jan 7, 2010 11:10 PM CST reply actions
McCoy almost burst into tears
that’s a rough question to answer there.
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
I really hate them for even asking him that question (I know they have to since they're the MSM)
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Jan 7, 2010 11:12 PM CST up reply actions
So who is # 2 now?
I would imagine Texas got beaten badly enough to drop below 2. Florida moves up?
"Wow. You know you have problems when even the cheerleaders know you suck." ~ Pain in the Sash
Florida, clearly.
ESSS EEEE CEEE
Joe knows bowl games.
by ReadingRambler on Jan 7, 2010 11:14 PM CST up reply actions
No doubt, the MSM will have to slob the SEC knob for the offseason
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Jan 7, 2010 11:14 PM CST up reply actions
if it was my ballot I'd say Boise #2
not sure about Florida or Texas at 3 yet
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
by shake n bake on Jan 7, 2010 11:15 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah Texas may have earned their way back to 2 (or at least ahead of florida) with those late TDs
They had their bad up QB in the whole game and they still looked better than florida against Bama.
Why does Texas deserve to drop for that game?
Because it’s a loss? After all, I still think they’d smoke Boise or TCU, and they put up about as much of a fight against Bama as UF did.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
They don't
I wouldn’t be shocked if they did though. It doesn’t matter that Alabama pulled a jNU on them. This would have been a much better game if McCoy had played the whole game.
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Jan 7, 2010 11:22 PM CST up reply actions
true, but its unavoidable
what have ya done for me lately, colt-mccoy-less texas?
though the final ballots seem to consdier entire seasons, which was unimpressive for both texas and florida.
Keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either, Dude.
by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Jan 7, 2010 11:22 PM CST up reply actions
college football is over :(
Keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either, Dude.
by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Jan 7, 2010 11:25 PM CST reply actions
Good news:
The SEC won’t be very good next year and the Big Ten’s top 4 will be.
Turn that frown upside down.
Joe knows bowl games.
by ReadingRambler on Jan 7, 2010 11:26 PM CST up reply actions
Its not over!
D-Day: War’s over, man. Wormer dropped the big one.
Bluto: Over? Did you say “over”? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
Otter: Germans?
Boon: Forget it, he’s rolling.
Bluto: And it ain’t over now. ‘Cause when the goin’ gets tough…
[thinks hard]
Bluto: the tough get goin’! Who’s with me? Let’s go!
[runs out, alone; then returns]
Bluto: What the fuck happened to the Delta I used to know? Where’s the spirit? Where’s the guts, huh? This could be the greatest night of our lives, but you’re gonna let it be the worst. “Ooh, we’re afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble.” Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I’m not gonna take this. Wormer, he’s a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer…
Otter: Dead! Bluto’s right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody’s part.
Bluto: We’re just the guys to do it.
D-Day: Let’s do it.
Bluto: Let’s do it!
"Wow. You know you have problems when even the cheerleaders know you suck." ~ Pain in the Sash
by Leftcoast Hawk on Jan 7, 2010 11:27 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, I'm a sad panda too
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Jan 7, 2010 11:28 PM CST up reply actions
if a big ten team wins a MNC sometime soon
can we all sign a pact to not start a “Big Ten” chant? thanks!
Keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either, Dude.
by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Jan 7, 2010 11:43 PM CST reply actions
I agree
Douche move. Although, the Hawkeye fans booing GT when they came out on the field was almost equally as bad. While that may be a “thing that happens in the Big Ten,” I wasn’t impressed at all.
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Jan 8, 2010 12:04 AM CST up reply actions
Dammit
Was watching at a bar in Austin. My prediction of a comfortable Texas win didn’t go so well, though in fairness McCoy getting hurt was probably at least a 21-point swing in the first half alone.
Looking at Burnt Orange Nation
They sounded a lot like we did when Stanzi went out in the jNU game. I would have loved to see this game if McCoy had played the whole game. ESPN is already dismissing that factor in their post game coverage.
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Jan 8, 2010 12:05 AM CST reply actions
which is proposterous
Its not even the same team when Mccoy isn’t out there. That backup only got sacked once (albeit for a fumble and touchdown). I don’t know how many hurries they had, but McCoy would have at least doubled or tripled the number of completed passes for texas during the game.
After Mccoy went down Texas’ defense looked a bit like Zach Galifianakis getting punched by Mike Tyson for the rest of the first half.
Keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either, Dude.
by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Jan 8, 2010 8:20 AM CST up reply actions
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