LEMAN/STANZI 2012: FOR FREEDOM. FOR AMERICA.
by Patrick Vint on Jan 7, 2010 2:24 PM CST
Email
PrintHe led the Big Ten in tackles and stopped a dastardly plot by Mao Tse-Tung to build a nuclear weapon out of Mello Yello. His running mate beat down the hippie communists of Georgia Tech and sang a Toby Keith song to America in celebration. BHGP Consulting is more than happy to lend its services to this venture, pro bono.
For Freedom. For America. For President.
Leman/Stanzi 2012: They'll Lead As Two Kings.
13 comments
|
0 recs |
Do you like this story?
Comments
You have to be 35 to run for president
Unless you wear a stars and stripes tie.
Brunettes not fighter jets
U-S-A! U-S-A!
But this being an Iowa blog, perhaps Stanzi should be the presidential candidate? Because by 2012, he’ll probably be done winning games and taking names as a Hawkeye.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
Damn, talk about popping the balloon already.
"Wow. You know you have problems when even the cheerleaders know you suck." ~ Pain in the Sash
Let's not forget...
this isn’t the first time that Leman and Stanzi have teamed up for a heroic, all-American, rid-the-world-of-evil-and-injustice effort….
Yee-Haw! I ride again!
by Cornshoe Hammaker on Jan 7, 2010 2:39 PM CST reply actions
This may be too much USA for America to handle
Good thing we have BTN to help their campaign along, pro bono as well
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Jan 7, 2010 2:58 PM CST reply actions
HS
Must be a slow day at the law firm, eh?
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Jan 7, 2010 3:25 PM CST reply actions
You have no idea.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
Why not go outside and enjoy a walk?
Oh, right.
Anthony Tucker didn’t let it keep him from going to the bar, though.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 7, 2010 4:27 PM CST up reply actions
Clayborne's Dog
gets to be a kick-ass duke.
"Nothing cleanses the soul like getting the hell kicked out of you."
If they won
Would princess Jenna be an actual princess?
by eight (toes) is enough on Jan 7, 2010 3:47 PM CST reply actions
Our pal A-Rits of the big ten blog
Totally just linked to this AWESOMENESS!!!!!!
Long live ’Merica, Freedom, Freedom Ties, and more ’Merica!!!!!!
Maybe hold off on all the Stanziballs for the present though.
Comments For This Post Are Closed
Secondary Sidebar
User Tools
FanPosts
Community blog posts and discussion.
Certain photos copyright © 2012 by Associated Press or Getty Images. Any commercial use or distribution without the express written consent of Associated Press and Getty Images is strictly prohibited.
