LEMAN/STANZI 2012: FOR FREEDOM. FOR AMERICA.

by Hawkeye State on Jan 7, 2010 2:24 PM CST Comment 13 comments

He led the Big Ten in tackles and stopped a dastardly plot by Mao Tse-Tung to build a nuclear weapon out of Mello Yello. His running mate beat down the hippie communists of Georgia Tech and sang a Toby Keith song to America in celebration. BHGP Consulting is more than happy to lend its services to this venture, pro bono.

For Freedom. For America. For President.

Leman/Stanzi 2012: They'll Lead As Two Kings.

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You have to be 35 to run for president

Unless you wear a stars and stripes tie.

Brunettes not fighter jets

by rockyh on Jan 7, 2010 2:33 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

U-S-A! U-S-A!

But this being an Iowa blog, perhaps Stanzi should be the presidential candidate? Because by 2012, he’ll probably be done winning games and taking names as a Hawkeye.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Jan 7, 2010 2:35 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Damn, talk about popping the balloon already.

"Wow. You know you have problems when even the cheerleaders know you suck." ~ Pain in the Sash

by Leftcoast Hawk on Jan 7, 2010 2:35 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Let's not forget...

this isn’t the first time that Leman and Stanzi have teamed up for a heroic, all-American, rid-the-world-of-evil-and-injustice effort….

Yee-Haw! I ride again!

by Cornshoe Hammaker on Jan 7, 2010 2:39 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Impossible.

Lemanzi is one person. Remember the ’08 PSU game?

by Cairo on Jan 7, 2010 2:41 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

This may be too much USA for America to handle

Good thing we have BTN to help their campaign along, pro bono as well

They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!

by recoveringfratguy on Jan 7, 2010 2:58 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Screw Leman.

~~Zug~~ Boone forever.

Stanzi’s allright, though.

Joe knows bowl games.

by ReadingRambler on Jan 7, 2010 3:13 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

HS

Must be a slow day at the law firm, eh?

They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!

by recoveringfratguy on Jan 7, 2010 3:25 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

You have no idea.

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Jan 7, 2010 3:35 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Why not go outside and enjoy a walk?

Oh, right.

Anthony Tucker didn’t let it keep him from going to the bar, though.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Jan 7, 2010 4:27 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Clayborne's Dog

gets to be a kick-ass duke.

"Nothing cleanses the soul like getting the hell kicked out of you."

by RedDevilEA on Jan 7, 2010 3:33 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

If they won

Would princess Jenna be an actual princess?

by eight (toes) is enough on Jan 7, 2010 3:47 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Our pal A-Rits of the big ten blog

Totally just linked to this AWESOMENESS!!!!!!
Long live ’Merica, Freedom, Freedom Ties, and more ’Merica!!!!!!
Maybe hold off on all the Stanziballs for the present though.

by HawkeyePapyrus on Jan 8, 2010 11:18 AM CST reply actions 0 recs