Fox's Chris Meyers asks a stupid question. He gets an AMAZING answer. USA forever!
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"dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok" - bored Boise State Cowbell Girl (who's apparently blind)
I think
Leman just found his running mate
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 6, 2010 1:50 AM CST reply actions
Gotta Love Youtube Commentators
Check out the first comment on that video. CLASSY!
I check cheddar like a food inspector
AMERICANZI
Hopefully soon to be HEISMANZI
by ocu-master on Jan 6, 2010 2:07 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
Do you have that picture without the letters?
Or can you make one with profanity intact?
Our country’s future depends on it.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Agreed
Censorship is UnAmerican. It’s a goddamn free country goddammit! AND IF YOU DON’T ’MERICA THAN YOU CAN JUST GIT OUT!
I check cheddar like a food inspector
by SpanishJohnny on Jan 6, 2010 2:30 AM CST up reply actions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nT0OqHr3wHQ&feature=related
I check cheddar like a food inspector
by SpanishJohnny on Jan 6, 2010 2:31 AM CST up reply actions
That is fucking glorious
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Jan 6, 2010 11:00 AM CST up reply actions
"dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok" - bored Boise State Cowbell Girl (who's apparently blind)
Thank you, iowa
A win over Tech is a win for America. Fuck. Yeah.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
by DavetheDawg on Jan 6, 2010 5:57 AM CST via mobile reply actions
Great win last night!!!!!
I had to explain what a “stanzi ball” was to the wife, she didn’t get it.
Great win and if your stud DE doesn’t go pro he is an idiot.
Take the money son!
Don't feel bad
I had to explain “bitchmade” to most of my family after Iowa intercepted.
"I am so proud to be your coach." -Paul Rhoads
You just want him to go pro because you're scared of him.
Newsome…come out and plaa
Joe knows bowl games.
by ReadingRambler on Jan 6, 2010 9:19 AM CST up reply actions
I have a feeling most Big Ten QBs are scared of him
And they are all REALLY hoping he changes his mind and goes pro.
by the_iowa_hawkeye on Jan 6, 2010 11:27 AM CST up reply actions
I think he is a first round talent...you can't pass up that money.
There are also changes coming next year for rookie payouts…take the money man.
he wasn't considered a first rounder before the game
2nd-3rd rounder and maybe making a scheme/position change (3 tech DT in a 4-3 or a 3-4 end).
Personally I’d love him in Indy playing Raheem Brock’s role. Run down DE, on passing downs sliding inside to a 3-tech and moving around a bit in the 3-4 look they occasionally give.
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
by shake n bake on Jan 6, 2010 11:41 AM CST up reply actions
Agreed, best interview ever....
…also he didn’t hesitate to be a true Ameristanzi hero in that response. Chris Myer was awed at the response from the Manzi! I was stunned at the awesomeness that emitted from my t.v.
Stanzi now needs an additional nickname
Suggestions:
“Freedom Patriot”
“George Washington Eagleclaw”
“The Minuteman”
“Fox News”
“Liberty Balls”
by eight (toes) is enough on Jan 6, 2010 9:11 AM CST reply actions
"George Washington Eagleclaw"
WIN WIN WIN
Well, maybe not for Stanzi, per se. But that is a hilariously awesome nickname.
Big junkies come from little junkies.
Thanks. Here's another:
“Toby Keith’s Dad”
by eight (toes) is enough on Jan 6, 2010 9:35 AM CST up reply actions
That's funny...
…similar response. Before I read yours I thought, “George Washington Eagleclaw is such a badass name that Stanzi will have to get another one cause I’m keepin that for myself. From now on I’m George Washington Eagleclaw bitches (Is there a way to change my screenname to that? natch). I wonder how I’ll explain this to the wife? Maybe I’ll just start referring to her as Mrs. Eagleclaw until she asks what the fuck I’m talking about.”
Yours is more concise.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jan 6, 2010 11:58 AM CST up reply actions
"If you don't love it, leave it!"
…and with that, several teams in the ACC, PAC-10 and SEC began making plans to open campuses in Canada and Mexico as part of longer terms goals to quit being bitchmade by Big Ten teams on National American TEE VEE.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Jan 6, 2010 9:12 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
Let it be proven with charts
http://thenationalchampionshipissue.blogspot.com/
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
I can't wait to buy the T-shirt(s)
Ricky Americanzi
Big Ten Football, love it or leave it!
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
I love how Donahue and Moeaki
are smiling uncomfortably.
“That’s our quarterback.”
Looked to me like they were holding back a...
….Bthphphphtttttttttttttttttttttttkkkkkkaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!
But they didn’t want to ruin Ferentz’s moment (he looked SO happy- – and I loved it).
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jan 6, 2010 12:03 PM CST up reply actions
Easily the best interview Chris Meyers will ever have
Remember, he’s also the douchefart who blew the surprise on the Ian Johnson marriage proposal.
by Twin Cities Hawk on Jan 6, 2010 9:54 AM CST reply actions
+1
for “douchefart”. It was time to windex my monitor before reading this anyway.
"Oh no, don't do that, don't do that. If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad." - The Waco Kid
Yeah, refer back to the video from earlier in the season...
…when he was asked about rankings and the national media being loveless for the Hawks.
He has a tendency to “play down to the opposition” even in interviews. If he gets a stupid or dumbly worded question, he gives a equal answer (maybe just for giggles- -idk).
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jan 6, 2010 12:07 PM CST up reply actions
Also...
…this is the second time he’s invoked America in response to a dumb question.
When asked about pressure (or something like that) he said something to the effect of “No matter what happens I’m still an American, right?”
Interesting fallback.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jan 6, 2010 12:59 PM CST up reply actions
Clever.
"Wow. You know you have problems when even the cheerleaders know you suck." ~ Pain in the Sash
by Leftcoast Hawk on Jan 6, 2010 3:01 PM CST up reply actions
I clicked on a link earlier that sent me to the livethread...
…for the OB on the 49er blog. They were salivating over B Bulaga all game long. But also at one point someone said, “Apparently you can’t spell domination without… all of the vowels in Iowa” and I thought that was a great little saying. Wanted to share.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jan 6, 2010 12:09 PM CST reply actions
Also...
… “Bulaga could build an IHOP with how many pancakes he’s had tonight.”
They were creaming in their jeans over BB, saying he might be a top 10 pick now, etc. Talking about how they NEED to pick him up, but afraid he won’t last to #13 in the draft. Best lineman in the country, etc, etc, etc.
Some good one liners though.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jan 6, 2010 12:50 PM CST up reply actions
i'm part of that blog
and as a 49ers fan I CANNOT WAIT till we draft him, cuz i know he’s on our radar.
"ANOTHER Iowa running back down!"-any sports caster
by HAWKEYESBABY on Jan 7, 2010 12:23 PM CST up reply actions
Leman/Stanzi'12
Grabbed this from a post on EDSBS… awesome
We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality
by Ragnar Danneskjold on Jan 6, 2010 12:18 PM CST reply actions
BlackHeartGoldShirts...
now.
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Jan 6, 2010 2:13 PM CST up reply actions
The university sent you cease-and-desist letters?
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Jan 6, 2010 3:42 PM CST up reply actions
It's not by choice that we don't sell STANZI IS THE MANZI shirts anymore.
Big junkies come from little junkies.
Yikes bikes.
But somehow they tolerate the “Iowa Fuckin’ City” shirt?
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Jan 6, 2010 5:35 PM CST up reply actions
They don’t own Iowa City.
They do own student athletes.
I check cheddar like a food inspector
by SpanishJohnny on Jan 6, 2010 5:37 PM CST up reply actions
Just got in from Miami
This video doesn’t do the noise the stadium justice when Stanzi dropped that little gem. I couldn’t believe what I had just heard, and went ballistic like the rest of the fans. Ah, just fucking awesome! I was in tears for about five minutes after the game (and I am NOT ashamed to admit that, I’m an American too).
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Jan 6, 2010 12:41 PM CST reply actions
Just got back from over seas...
How’d the Hawks do last night?
I think there was a football game in Miami
I dunno if we won or not, tho.
"Wow. You know you have problems when even the cheerleaders know you suck." ~ Pain in the Sash
by Leftcoast Hawk on Jan 6, 2010 3:02 PM CST up reply actions
Lost.
59-42. 14 turnovers and not a single player in double figures.
by Abbas_Cincinnatus on Jan 6, 2010 3:09 PM CST up reply actions
That seems like another remarkably kind final scoreline.
Considering it was like 32-6 at one point, I think. I think the rest of the Big Ten is just taking pity on us now.
And we get Michigan State coming to CHA next — woo-hoo!
Big junkies come from little junkies.
Did anybody else notice...
The fist-pump with a shiteating grin by Ricky, followed by him pointing to some unseen player? I’ve got $20 that he was pointing at Angerer.
Green jacket, Yellow Jacket. Who gives a shit?
by BroncoHawkeye on Jan 6, 2010 11:06 PM CST via mobile reply actions
If that patriotic duo (Stanzi/Leman)
needs a third to defend our freedom, that’s a damn fine choice for Secretary of kicking your ass. I’d say Clayborn, but we all know he is more of a god of death and destruction
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Jan 7, 2010 7:41 AM CST up reply actions
the fist pump
is what makes that perfect.
"ANOTHER Iowa running back down!"-any sports caster
by HAWKEYESBABY on Jan 7, 2010 12:25 PM CST up reply actions
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