ORANGE BOWL LIVE OPEN GAME THREAD BLOG THING: The First Half of Death
by Adam Jacobi on Jan 5, 2010 7:21 PM CST
in Iowa Hawkeyes Football
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PrintAs far as death... we can't really back that part up. And we kinda hope nobody actually dies.
But if someone must die, may it be the least likable Georgia Tech player, and may it be hilariously violent so we can't really be sad so much as amazed. Head explode? Maybe!
Anyhoo, kickoff's right here, and it's Tech kicking to Iowa. Last time that happened in the Orange Bowl, good things happened:
Let's hope for more of the same--and then 59 much better minutes thereafter.
HERE WE GO HERE WE GO WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Son of a bitch
God Created the World Out Of Nothing, Paterno Built A National Superpower On Cow Fields...
Fir...
yeah not doing that. Bring on the bug spray.
Light a man a fire, he'll stay warm for a day.
Light a man afire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
THE YOUNG MAN FROM DAKOTA DUNES, SOUTH DAKOTA
/Musberger’d (weep)
Big junkies come from little junkies.
we win by not running the kickoff back!
Keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either, Dude.
by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Jan 5, 2010 7:23 PM CST reply actions
OMG you guys just lost
God Created the World Out Of Nothing, Paterno Built A National Superpower On Cow Fields...
She'll never get to see what a legend she is...
God Created the World Out Of Nothing, Paterno Built A National Superpower On Cow Fields...
was waiting for that
"dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok" - bored Boise State Cowbell Girl (who's apparently blind)
by Mr. Rosewater on Jan 5, 2010 7:26 PM CST up reply actions
FOX FAIL
They got 2 of the five offensive linemen in their right place.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Calloway at guard
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Stanziball
sort of?
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Light a man afire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
first fail of the game
We are not normal...WE are Legends...We are PENN STATE!
by hawaiipennstatefan on Jan 5, 2010 7:25 PM CST reply actions
so has John Paul Bunyan, or whoever the GT coach is, run the same offense as he did in Navy?
if so, this should be interesting
"dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok" - bored Boise State Cowbell Girl (who's apparently blind)
Chester Nimitz was a great OC
Joe knows bowl games.
by ReadingRambler on Jan 5, 2010 7:25 PM CST up reply actions
More like 35
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
Put them in long down and distance baby
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
I expect them to do well on this first drive
while we get a “feel” for this
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
They've been getting away with false starts for two years now!!
Joe knows bowl games.
by ReadingRambler on Jan 5, 2010 7:27 PM CST up reply actions
Two missed tackles in the game already...got to get them low...
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
I have a feeling we'll see lots of Nesbitt carries.
Iowa will want to funnel carries toward the middle, per usual.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
i smell
a 6-4 game if this keeps up…..
Eat what the monkey eats, then eat the monkey. -U.S. Navy survival guidance
Prater hurt...shit waht a shit start
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Oh no
PRater down
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Prater
Tech clearly through that ball to force an injury. Their savagery knows no bounds.
Light a man a fire, he'll stay warm for a day.
Light a man afire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
PRater is really hurt...that could be an achilles
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Aw fuck.
Now it’s BayBay vs. Willie Lowe. This could be ugly.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
We need to move spivey around....
Lowe has no shot
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Is Norm willing to do that though?
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
WAIT WAIT THEY NEVER PUNT
Welcome to the Big Ten.
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They just did that to test the wind
They’re rocket scientists, you know
by LowcountryHawk on Jan 5, 2010 7:29 PM CST up reply actions
Lying
dirty fucking bees. Can’t trust them, only gas them and steal their honey.
Light a man a fire, he'll stay warm for a day.
Light a man afire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
that's not a cramp
he turned and it went…not hopeful we’ll see him again.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
GT will say it was due to the offsides
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
35-3
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Goddamnit I'm cheering for Iowa over here.
I’m not even laughing at the guy who just said the words “interesting decision” and “Ken O’Keefe” in the same sentence.
"I am so proud to be your coach." -Paul Rhoads
we got our turnover out of the way
and D put the fire out
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
fumble, 3 and out, punt, Prater injured
"dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok" - bored Boise State Cowbell Girl (who's apparently blind)
by Mr. Rosewater on Jan 5, 2010 7:31 PM CST up reply actions
Rob Brooks on the sideline and ignoring anything involving Prater
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Podolak says there was 9 in the boss
But three of those were probably booze-induced visions.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
Pass to run
Pass to run. Pass to run. Pass to run.
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Oh that's nice
Light a man a fire, he'll stay warm for a day.
Light a man afire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
"Does an excellent job of presenting himself to his quarterback."
Hahahahaha, GROSS!
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
The first team to not quad cover moeaki
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Neighbors just pounded on wall..
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Jan 5, 2010 7:34 PM CST reply actions
who are the two homeauxs announcing?
not that there’s anything wrong with that
"dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok" - bored Boise State Cowbell Girl (who's apparently blind)
after effects of OUR game
;-)
"dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok" - bored Boise State Cowbell Girl (who's apparently blind)
by Mr. Rosewater on Jan 5, 2010 7:36 PM CST up reply actions
oh shit its not the 4th quarter yet
Stanzi looks good
Not really.
Just kinda sad.
Joe knows bowl games.
by ReadingRambler on Jan 5, 2010 7:34 PM CST up reply actions
the ACC's not a real conference
it just isn’t
"dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok" - bored Boise State Cowbell Girl (who's apparently blind)
by Mr. Rosewater on Jan 5, 2010 7:35 PM CST up reply actions
Wow
looked like he did that with almost no good blocks
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Light a man afire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
They can't tackle and
this could be fun if they suck as bad at defense as advertised
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
The Flyin' Illinoisian.
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+1 for calling it
God Created the World Out Of Nothing, Paterno Built A National Superpower On Cow Fields...
TD
I predict a review
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Light a man afire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
booyah!
Stanzi looks solid
"dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok" - bored Boise State Cowbell Girl (who's apparently blind)
WOOOOOOO
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MC FUCKING NUTT
he is becoming unstopable. Is this good Stanzi….I think so
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Game over man
Light a man a fire, he'll stay warm for a day.
Light a man afire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
We need to stop them here
set a tone
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Everyone knows
As soon as your hands on your hips you’ve lost the mental advantage and are fucking doomed. Trust me, I’m a Lions fan.
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Light a man afire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Anita McNutt
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wait...
you guys are the underdog? huh.
Eat what the monkey eats, then eat the monkey. -U.S. Navy survival guidance
it's got holes like a hornet's hive
"dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok" - bored Boise State Cowbell Girl (who's apparently blind)
by Mr. Rosewater on Jan 5, 2010 7:38 PM CST up reply actions
that's the difference
between the birds and the bees.
(ducks bottle thrown at head)
Eat what the monkey eats, then eat the monkey. -U.S. Navy survival guidance
FUCK YOU Allstate!
"dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok" - bored Boise State Cowbell Girl (who's apparently blind)
If Jimmy Johnson's prediction is going to stand
GT’s defense is going to have to try a little harder than that
You can't rely on Jimmah
in January bowls
Of course I'm home. I'm always home. I'm uncool.
by WestPointLion on Jan 5, 2010 7:38 PM CST up reply actions
Picking right up from the first quareter of the jNU game
"I am so proud to be your coach." -Paul Rhoads
Where's Rambler?
We are not normal...WE are Legends...We are PENN STATE!
by hawaiipennstatefan on Jan 5, 2010 7:37 PM CST reply actions
YEah! the party has started
We are not normal...WE are Legends...We are PENN STATE!
by hawaiipennstatefan on Jan 5, 2010 7:41 PM CST up reply actions
who?
"dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok" - bored Boise State Cowbell Girl (who's apparently blind)
by Mr. Rosewater on Jan 5, 2010 7:38 PM CST up reply actions
yo mama
"dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok" - bored Boise State Cowbell Girl (who's apparently blind)
by Mr. Rosewater on Jan 5, 2010 7:43 PM CST up reply actions
There are so many possibilities on offense....
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
A stop on this second drive would be HUGE...
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Jan 5, 2010 7:38 PM CST reply actions
If I told you we would fumble on first possession
and take a 7-0 lead would you have believed it?
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
I would have
punched you in the face … WITH MY DICK!
by LowcountryHawk on Jan 5, 2010 7:40 PM CST up reply actions
Impressive blitz pickup by white lighting there
stopped a DT
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
Dolphin just said he's out. No further info.
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You designed the ship from Spaceballs didn't you?
Light a man a fire, he'll stay warm for a day.
Light a man afire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
OUr DTs need to tackle a smidge better
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Prater's testing that ankle.
Seems iffy if he comes back.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
But look, GaTech is going to run all over Iowa
or something like that. Apparently analysts don’t understand how a good defense works, especially against one dimensional teams
option teams do that shit all the time, usually just motion around and call to
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Jan 5, 2010 7:43 PM CST up reply actions
No no no. I know they do THAT.
I didn’t expect Iowa to put the clamps down.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Nothing
They are fucked.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
prater's fine
and unnecessary from the looks of GT’s abortion-style offense
Eat what the monkey eats, then eat the monkey. -U.S. Navy survival guidance
still worried about the freshman on Demaryious
elite deep threat there.
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
+1
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That's what you get
you sneaky, filthy bees!
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Light a man afire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
in all fairness
he is a fool
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Jan 5, 2010 7:43 PM CST up reply actions
Wait, do they really not punt?
and did they really think Iowa would fall for that…to the point it was worth wasting a timeout on?
If you want to draw an offsides
Pull something with actual movement like a shift into a swinging gate
Light a man a fire, he'll stay warm for a day.
Light a man afire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
I think our D-line has a chip on their shoulders....
hahahahahaha
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Stomp the wreck
Could be a long fuckin night for GT – That means it will be way to short of a night for us hawks
he already looks .... tense
a 2-4 bowl record will do that do you
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
I've been on it since I graduated college...
I gained 30 pounds. Evidently I’m doing it wrong.
by Kinnick Stadium is my Graceland on Jan 5, 2010 7:44 PM CST up reply actions
the secret of the Taco Bell diet:
explosive diarrhea…just try to keep weight on
by The JuggerNitt on Jan 5, 2010 7:46 PM CST up reply actions
Try the new Dysentaco!
Only for a limited time!
by Brock Sampson on Jan 5, 2010 7:48 PM CST up reply actions
Fox announcers are idiots...
since when does GT run a “spread offense.” They run the fucking triple option, like the antithesis of a spread. ARGH! (you’re right, swearing is fun)
by Ibleedblueandwhite on Jan 5, 2010 7:44 PM CST reply actions
well shit
I withdraw my pissiness. However, that is NOT a spread by the definition I understand. I don’t see wide splits by the o line and they’re not running multiple wide receiver formations.
by Ibleedblueandwhite on Jan 5, 2010 7:46 PM CST up reply actions
That's what Johnson calls his creation.
Hates the term flexbone.
Joe knows bowl games.
by ReadingRambler on Jan 5, 2010 7:44 PM CST up reply actions
the OL looks to have giant splits
that’s spread-y
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
every time they talk?
"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State." - Chris Carter
Mentions of
cold weather, stanzis injury, blue-collar work ethic, Dick Stockton calling him Adam Wigger- take a drink.
Kirk Ferentz calling a trick play: finish the 30 pack
"Go. Sleep badly. Any questions, hesitate to call."
part of GT strategy
do something that iowa wasn’t expecting. or something.
Eat what the monkey eats, then eat the monkey. -U.S. Navy survival guidance
well
after one punt, that’s infinity times more than they did the last two games. This means Iowa has just doubled infinity by forcing a second punt.
Light a man a fire, he'll stay warm for a day.
Light a man afire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Eat what the monkey eats, then eat the monkey. -U.S. Navy survival guidance
by psudrozz on Jan 5, 2010 7:51 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
"Paul Johnson the coach sees that Iowa doesn't jump, calls time out,"
Dude, that’s the quarterback.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Clayborn is going to block a punt
by throwing a GT player into the ball
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
This is not an unrealistic prediction...
…which is pretty awesome.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Clayborn lit up the upback, stopped on a dime in front of the punter and just stared at him.
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
That was incredibly awesome.
Joe knows bowl games.
by ReadingRambler on Jan 5, 2010 7:47 PM CST up reply actions
Did you see him on 2nd down?
After the stop for zip, he bowed. He’s feelin’ it tonight.
Big junkies come from little junkies.
Yeah, PUNT INTIMIDATION STARE is pretty awesome
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Clayborn looks unglued
in a good way
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
He's probably tired of hearing how he's the second-best defensive end in this game.
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wow
I just had a wet dream on that shot he gave the up back
Legarette Blount
played on Friday dude
Light a man a fire, he'll stay warm for a day.
Light a man afire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
I half exspect Clayborn to just start throwing GT players
at GT players
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Don't like bootlegs with Stanzi at All-American DE
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Jan 5, 2010 7:49 PM CST reply actions
Wait, is he an all-american?
Don’t worry, the announcers will remind you if you didn’t hear the first dozen times…
Clayborn's fault.
He’s like that scene in The Dirty Dozen when Lee Marvin threatens to beat Donald Sutherland’s brains out.
Joe knows bowl games.
by ReadingRambler on Jan 5, 2010 7:50 PM CST up reply actions
maaaaaaan, sheeeeet
"dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok" - bored Boise State Cowbell Girl (who's apparently blind)
He's not shivering from the cold
He’s shivering from fear. He heard Mangino is unemployed.
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But he's looking to the skies
Like it might snow
by LowcountryHawk on Jan 5, 2010 7:51 PM CST up reply actions
That was an easy six yards for A-Rob.
Great job by the OL getting to the second level.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Does an SEC ref get a tackle tonight?
"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State." - Chris Carter
Nice run
Light a man a fire, he'll stay warm for a day.
Light a man afire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Ummm...
Bulaga could have been called for a hold there.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Yeah
That’s a missed call.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
Why step out?
Turn upfield man!
Light a man a fire, he'll stay warm for a day.
Light a man afire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
I don't know why
but A Rob is much better than Wegher..oh, and Stanzi looks so composed.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
wow
We are not normal...WE are Legends...We are PENN STATE!
by hawaiipennstatefan on Jan 5, 2010 7:52 PM CST reply actions
what a throw and catch!
We are not normal...WE are Legends...We are PENN STATE!
by hawaiipennstatefan on Jan 5, 2010 7:52 PM CST reply actions
Come on....
do they have a defense?
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
holes in your defense, GT
"dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok" - bored Boise State Cowbell Girl (who's apparently blind)
Sick Sandeman
please don’t do that again though Ricky
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
Are you kidding?
That was a truly perfect throw.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
looked scarier live than on replay
though if the DB had gotten turned it would have been bad.
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
seriously
did Iowa have an offense like this during the season? Or is Ga Tech really just that bad at defense?
Stanzi should break his ankle monthly.
Mr. Boh Knows ...
by Bellanca on Jan 5, 2010 7:52 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Eddie George's prediction still stands
There will be 66 points scored. By one team.
by LowcountryHawk on Jan 5, 2010 7:54 PM CST up reply actions
PUT THAT IN A FUCKING PIE CHART
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uh...I'm pretty sure heaven has a LOT of beer
otherwise I may have to start sinning. more. who am I kidding, at least they serve beer in hell
by The JuggerNitt on Jan 5, 2010 7:57 PM CST up reply actions
That is best I have ever
seen Sandeman. Even lifted the ball over the line.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Stanzi looks so good when he looks good...
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Its not the 4th quarter yet
Vandenburg may get some pt in the second half of this blowout. Keep the presure on
Oh My....
This could get ugly in a good way. I certainly hope so.
by Ibleedblueandwhite on Jan 5, 2010 7:54 PM CST reply actions
one more stop and I am all over that shit...
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
I just went there
They’re complaining about the SEC refs already.
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End Zone. Kill Zone.
Light a man a fire, he'll stay warm for a day.
Light a man afire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
My God, that is the best product name ever.
Joe knows bowl games.
by ReadingRambler on Jan 5, 2010 7:55 PM CST up reply actions
The Terry Killens of Iowa football
Joe knows bowl games.
by ReadingRambler on Jan 5, 2010 7:55 PM CST up reply actions
I love it when
his magic 8 ball is properly calibrated
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Jan 5, 2010 7:56 PM CST up reply actions
stop the game now
before it gets ugly. it’s the sportsman’s way
Eat what the monkey eats, then eat the monkey. -U.S. Navy survival guidance
flag was for going at Klug's knees
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
This is faster then BIG TELEVEN play,
it scares me
"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State." - Chris Carter
Prater is back in?
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Sounds like
but still limping
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Jan 5, 2010 7:57 PM CST up reply actions
Shane Conlan redux
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpwJbJMZ_4I
Joe knows bowl games.
by ReadingRambler on Jan 5, 2010 7:57 PM CST up reply actions
holy shit that hole closed in a nano-second lol
Keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either, Dude.
by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Jan 5, 2010 7:57 PM CST reply actions
That play
Draw looked great ohwaittheresatonofguys
Light a man a fire, he'll stay warm for a day.
Light a man afire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
I get it now
GT is just trying to get their punter some experience for their national championship run for next year
CLAYBORN SMASH!
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
clayborn smash!!!
Keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either, Dude.
by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Jan 5, 2010 7:58 PM CST reply actions
We've been waiting all year
for that
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Jan 5, 2010 7:59 PM CST up reply actions
Clayborn is a beast
scarry
We are not normal...WE are Legends...We are PENN STATE!
by hawaiipennstatefan on Jan 5, 2010 7:58 PM CST reply actions
Ace approves.
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+2
We are not normal...WE are Legends...We are PENN STATE!
by hawaiipennstatefan on Jan 5, 2010 7:59 PM CST up reply actions
+4
for the unofficial PSU count
Of course I'm home. I'm always home. I'm uncool.
by WestPointLion on Jan 5, 2010 8:02 PM CST up reply actions
Bellanca...just fired my first shots over the bow of the Wreck site
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
i want to have sex with this game
Keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either, Dude.
by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Jan 5, 2010 7:59 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
I've said this several times as have others
but watch Clayborn even when the play is away from him, he’s drilling his guy three yards deep
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Jan 5, 2010 7:59 PM CST reply actions
Three possessions, zero first downs, -2 yards after including offensive penalties
GT, meet a competent defense.
I'm going to have to seek immediate medical attention
Because chances are I’m going to have a hard-on for 4 hours
pass interference?
"dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok" - bored Boise State Cowbell Girl (who's apparently blind)
Stanziball
#1
We are not normal...WE are Legends...We are PENN STATE!
by hawaiipennstatefan on Jan 5, 2010 8:00 PM CST reply actions
and the universe
rights itself
Eat what the monkey eats, then eat the monkey. -U.S. Navy survival guidance
STANZIBALL makes its triumphant return
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yep
Stanzi needs to get it there quicker following the break too. There was tons of seperation.
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
Banzistall
Light a man a fire, he'll stay warm for a day.
Light a man afire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
he's swell
"dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok" - bored Boise State Cowbell Girl (who's apparently blind)
by Mr. Rosewater on Jan 5, 2010 8:02 PM CST up reply actions
At least none of Stanzi's passes have hit the ground yet
one negated from a penalty, and an int for a TD, but yeah
Go Hawkeyes, Beat Jackets
From a Nittwitt.
(A little Stanziball is inevitable. Just don’t overdo it.)
I was so fucking happy when you guys beat the LSU kittens
I fucking hate the SEC and all their “speed” LOL. Speed doesn’t matter when the game is played in B-11 conditions.
That was expected eventually.
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Jan 5, 2010 8:02 PM CST reply actions
Stanzi still hasn't thrown an incompletion
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
well
at least he got the bad one out of the way while iowa had a ton of momentum
Eat what the monkey eats, then eat the monkey. -U.S. Navy survival guidance
kind of the good news when you think about it
stanzi just is used to moving on after a bad play.
Eat what the monkey eats, then eat the monkey. -U.S. Navy survival guidance
The kid has the shortest memory in the history of college football
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Jan 5, 2010 8:03 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
please don't say that
(joe carter flashbacks)
Eat what the monkey eats, then eat the monkey. -U.S. Navy survival guidance
"Given the same amount of intelligence, timidity will do a thousand times more damage than audacity"
- Karl von Clausewitz
Joe knows bowl games.
by ReadingRambler on Jan 5, 2010 8:05 PM CST up reply actions
If you'd told me that GT's D would be outperforming their offense ...
… I’d ask how many beers you had.
Don't let up, we can pass on these guys all night long
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Jan 5, 2010 8:04 PM CST reply actions
That's a ballsy throw after a pick six.
Of course, again, Classic Ricky.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Nope
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
only the one that got canceled by defensive holding
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
1 incomplection that came back because of a penalty
Keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either, Dude.
by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Jan 5, 2010 8:04 PM CST up reply actions
ok, 2 turnovers, gt has no first downs, iowa up by 7. And, we look good on both sides of the ball. Maybe this will be ok
Not really what you'd expect from this game...
(Stanziball aside, of course)
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
great first quarter!
almost a perfect quarter
We are not normal...WE are Legends...We are PENN STATE!
by hawaiipennstatefan on Jan 5, 2010 8:05 PM CST reply actions
I think it is time to run the ball down their throat
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
first quarter 14-7
iowa is behind in the turnover battle but still has the ball and is driving once again. We have been in complete control if we can keep the ball in the hands of the guys in black jerseys….this is going to be fun.
I hope we are done turning it over...
because this defense is like Auburns….
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
great 1st quarter for stanzi
10 for 10 with 3 td passes
dude, we're so fucked
someone has to balance out the positive karma you guys are burning up right now
Keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either, Dude.
by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Jan 5, 2010 8:06 PM CST reply actions
I want a touchdown.
But if I got to pick… I want a touchdown on the ground. That would be a total bitchslap.
Yes, i agree.
No more Ricky passing every other play.
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Jan 5, 2010 8:07 PM CST up reply actions
Thoughts on the Degeneres replacement for Paula?
Don’t like it…
Should have gotten John Lydon
Maybe then I’d actually watch it.
by Brock Sampson on Jan 5, 2010 8:09 PM CST up reply actions
God damn bees
Can’t get their own passes so they steal one of Iowas
Light a man a fire, he'll stay warm for a day.
Light a man afire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Bulaga doing okay against Mr Everthing
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Morgan appears to be the third-best defensive end in attendance.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
They've been on the field for a long fucking time.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
GT assured me
that they would own POT.
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Jan 5, 2010 8:10 PM CST up reply actions
TOP
if I could type. Which I can’t
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Jan 5, 2010 8:10 PM CST up reply actions
The offense hasn't really given them time to rest
(Though you’d think they wouldn’t wear down in the first freakin’ quarter.)
Why go into shotgun there....
I don’t like that
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
DJK apparently felt the ref needed a hug
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
DJK's mom needs a hug
A pants-less hug
by LowcountryHawk on Jan 5, 2010 8:10 PM CST up reply actions
BOWM CHICKA WOW WOW
"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State." - Chris Carter
God damn it
Snap the fucking ball
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coffin corner Donahue
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
That pick six....shit.
America thinks we’re crazy because of that.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Who cares what America thinks?
America’s a douche. America voted for Nebraska in ’94.
Joe knows bowl games.
by ReadingRambler on Jan 5, 2010 8:12 PM CST up reply actions
it's nice to see good special teams
"dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok" - bored Boise State Cowbell Girl (who's apparently blind)
Nothing in Blue and White
"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State." - Chris Carter
who needs a ST coach when you can have 7 assistants calling the shots
"A good plan violently executed now is better than a perfect plan executed next week. "
George S Patton
by psu in the w-b on Jan 5, 2010 8:19 PM CST up reply actions
like to see us try to even up the turnover battle right here
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Jan 5, 2010 8:11 PM CST reply actions
difficult to force a fumble
when GT dives at the ground to avoid contact
Eat what the monkey eats, then eat the monkey. -U.S. Navy survival guidance
Yep
Iowa’s running downhill at their runners right now. GT needs to slow that up.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
They are really not scary on 2nd or 3rd and long.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Prater's back in? Either run or throw at him and OH GOD THEY DID NEITHER
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
He's been in for two series now, running like my grandpa
The Genius’ response? RUN BETWEEN THE TACKLES
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
That pick 6
allows them to stick to their guns
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Clayborn tackled the dive and the keeper on that play
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
I can't get over the gang tackling....
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Nesbitt with the keeper NOT EQUALS winning game plan
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Tech
Can’t put anyone on the ground
Light a man a fire, he'll stay warm for a day.
Light a man afire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Wow Clayborn is a beast...he is all over the place
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
it's, like, ALL black jerseys
"dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok" - bored Boise State Cowbell Girl (who's apparently blind)
KLUG!!!!!!
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
3 in a row
impressive
We are not normal...WE are Legends...We are PENN STATE!
by hawaiipennstatefan on Jan 5, 2010 8:15 PM CST reply actions
The GT offense looks like such total fucking garbage.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
big time
"A good plan violently executed now is better than a perfect plan executed next week. "
George S Patton
by psu in the w-b on Jan 5, 2010 8:17 PM CST up reply actions
"Who are these big dudes comin' after me?"
"dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok" - bored Boise State Cowbell Girl (who's apparently blind)
by Mr. Rosewater on Jan 5, 2010 8:16 PM CST up reply actions
We always say: "Give Joe 5 weeks and we can beat anybody"
Same applies to Ferentz.
Joe knows bowl games.
agreed
Keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either, Dude.
by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Jan 5, 2010 8:16 PM CST up reply actions
The ACC: Making Big East Football look good since 1995!
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
BE bowl record not too shabby Granted competiiton not great
"A good plan violently executed now is better than a perfect plan executed next week. "
George S Patton
by psu in the w-b on Jan 5, 2010 8:18 PM CST up reply actions
"Not shabby"? They've played high school teams
and then, of course, there was Cincinnati.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
thats why i said competition not so great
"A good plan violently executed now is better than a perfect plan executed next week. "
George S Patton
by psu in the w-b on Jan 5, 2010 8:20 PM CST up reply actions
I stopped paying attention to Iowa basketball
when we dropped the varsity program and just started fielding a club team.
by Brock Sampson on Jan 5, 2010 8:18 PM CST up reply actions
Oh good God
Iowa Basketball? I just threw up a little in my mouth.
Light a man a fire, he'll stay warm for a day.
Light a man afire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
I think points are huge here...we need to put ourselves
clear of a pick 6
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
reminds me of
the youtube of PSU in ’02(?): “Mom, i wanna come home”
I like Stoops suggestion that we run and run some more
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Jan 5, 2010 8:17 PM CST reply actions
it's more exciting with Stanzi throwing the ball
I mean, as someone without a horse in the race
"dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok" - bored Boise State Cowbell Girl (who's apparently blind)
by Mr. Rosewater on Jan 5, 2010 8:18 PM CST up reply actions
I love the paintball one... Is that wrong?
by EnergizerHawk on Jan 5, 2010 8:18 PM CST up reply actions
no because it involves violence
Eat what the monkey eats, then eat the monkey. -U.S. Navy survival guidance
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1PYB5WtXMw
"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State." - Chris Carter
coverage fail
"dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok" - bored Boise State Cowbell Girl (who's apparently blind)
Wegher, past the line of scrimmage, is a fine little tailback.
It’s just, y’know, GETTING THERE that’s an issue.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Reiff just bitchmade Morgan.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
Stanzi....
….the ball has to be at the numbers.
I learned a great many things in the Marines that helped me as a football coach. The Marines train men hard and to do things the right way, just as a football team must train. - Hayden Fry
by NileKinnickIronman on Jan 5, 2010 8:21 PM CST reply actions
DJK wanted no part of that football once his knee bent back
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
That's a catch
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That's, um...
I don’t know if it’s a catch, but I know it fucking hurts.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Catch and a fumble.
2nd and 6 Iowa.
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Jan 5, 2010 8:22 PM CST reply actions
It's certainly not a fumble...
His knees were down before he even touched the ball.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
do we really have to watch our player get injured over and over again?
Keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either, Dude.
by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Jan 5, 2010 8:22 PM CST reply actions
I remember they showed that Joe Theisman injury over and over again
I was young then
"dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok" - bored Boise State Cowbell Girl (who's apparently blind)
by Mr. Rosewater on Jan 5, 2010 8:22 PM CST up reply actions
didnt they do that during the psu wiscy QB massacre
"A good plan violently executed now is better than a perfect plan executed next week. "
George S Patton
by psu in the w-b on Jan 5, 2010 8:23 PM CST up reply actions
Craig James had an erection watching that
he told his son about it
"dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok" - bored Boise State Cowbell Girl (who's apparently blind)
by Mr. Rosewater on Jan 5, 2010 8:27 PM CST up reply actions
nice
"A good plan violently executed now is better than a perfect plan executed next week. "
George S Patton
by psu in the w-b on Jan 5, 2010 8:48 PM CST up reply actions
He's running on the sideline, per Podolak
He’ll be OK
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
McNutt over the top
he is like 13" taller than thier DBs
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Apparently not
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Jan 5, 2010 8:23 PM CST up reply actions
zone blitz
Morgan falling into coverage, freshman Reiff confused
Calloway doubled down on the DT
Reiff took the DE. If I had to guess I’d say Calloway’s mistake
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
DJK's face...
looked like a guy who was findingout he wouldn’t be playing anymore tonight.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
that's the drawback of shuffling the line
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
Get about 8 here
go for the FG
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
GOD DAMN IT
SNAP THE BALL
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
JESUS CHRIST GUYS.
Just a refresher: it was 1st and 10 on the GT 30.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
We're bored, so we are defensing ourselves
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Iowa Clock Management
Great time management, or greatest time management?
Light a man a fire, he'll stay warm for a day.
Light a man afire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Bulaga again lucky to avoid a flag.
Can’t fucking believe he’s a first round pick.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
he hasn't looked like one since last year
but blaming the thyroid and rust is plausible enough for most
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
I have a picture of Norm Parker all set to post at FTRS,
and I sooooooooo want to post it. But I can’t yet.
by Bucketochicken on Jan 5, 2010 8:27 PM CST up reply actions
Wow
Following on the Web—and a refugee from BSD—so I’m not watching in real time. Just saw how GT scored.
Basically, Iowa is guaranteed to win now. Iowa is 3-0 when Stanzi throws a pick 6 this year.
Also, Iowa is 1-0 when Stanzi throws 5 picks.
Two paths to certain victory!
Just avoid the fumble 6 (0-1 this year) and this is a sure thing.
We should be up by more than 7
This concerns me.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
You shouldn't be.
You guys need some confidence boost pills or something.
Joe knows bowl games.
by ReadingRambler on Jan 5, 2010 8:27 PM CST up reply actions
Watch your team? I love your team.
A win is a win.
Joe knows bowl games.
by ReadingRambler on Jan 5, 2010 8:29 PM CST up reply actions
kinda like this
"A good plan violently executed now is better than a perfect plan executed next week. "
George S Patton
by psu in the w-b on Jan 5, 2010 8:29 PM CST up reply actions
Doesn't usually matter, does it?
Joe knows bowl games.
by ReadingRambler on Jan 5, 2010 8:27 PM CST up reply actions
but young ones do
and they need someone to buy them beer and smokes
Eat what the monkey eats, then eat the monkey. -U.S. Navy survival guidance
and someone to drive them to see twilight
Eat what the monkey eats, then eat the monkey. -U.S. Navy survival guidance
Working on his minivan
Joe knows bowl games.
by ReadingRambler on Jan 5, 2010 8:33 PM CST up reply actions
We never make it easy on ourselves
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
DJK is okay
it seems…and Prater is back
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Cheer up guys
Remember when you trailed at MSU until the last play? FUN ALL AROUND (/puts quarter in suicide booth)
The BB score was 3-2 Iowa.
It’s now 17-3 Illinois with 10:38 left.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Holy Fucking Bees,
Batman
Light a man a fire, he'll stay warm for a day.
Light a man afire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Kinda helps that Binns GOT FUCKING TACKLED.
Guy just grabbed his ankle and took him down.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Another 3 and out...
…although we really might see GT go for this.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
GT is playing Iowa's game now
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
Either that...
or it is realllllly small.
by EnergizerHawk on Jan 5, 2010 8:32 PM CST up reply actions
Wow
Where’s the play clock located on the field?
Light a man a fire, he'll stay warm for a day.
Light a man afire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Between a cheerleader's tassle-swingers
by LowcountryHawk on Jan 5, 2010 8:32 PM CST up reply actions
How does that explain why nobody is looking at it?
Is she a woofer?
by Brock Sampson on Jan 5, 2010 8:34 PM CST up reply actions
he's just lulling them to sleep
before he blocks the next one with his ass
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
I think they called off the dogs there.
They haven’t really rushed one at all in a couple punts.
by Bucketochicken on Jan 5, 2010 8:33 PM CST up reply actions
fair catches are a useful tool just ask the psu special teams
"A good plan violently executed now is better than a perfect plan executed next week. "
George S Patton
by psu in the w-b on Jan 5, 2010 8:33 PM CST up reply actions
detials detials
"A good plan violently executed now is better than a perfect plan executed next week. "
George S Patton
by psu in the w-b on Jan 5, 2010 8:35 PM CST up reply actions
How many PSU players does it take to call a fair catch?
2!
Man do I hate that two return man scheme we run.
I try to help the graph and chrat guys
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
No Stanzi ball...
A Rob this drive….a 8 minute drive could break them
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Define "playing"
They’re apparently on a court somewhere, but I don’t know that anything they’re doing qualifies as “basketball”.
COme on Ricky...revert back to good Ricky
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
come on Stanzi
better throw and there’s first down YAC
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
wait, I don’t want to joke as I just read that story now. http://www.kcrg.com/news/local/80184382.html
Here’s hope for remission.
Stross in the game
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
Haha
“Edward’s Army” – Twilight related bracelet sighted on Stanzi’s right wrist.
"I am so proud to be your coach." -Paul Rhoads
No, that wasn't what that was
Tell me that’s not true.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
You can't handle the truth
Light a man a fire, he'll stay warm for a day.
Light a man afire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
could be a little kid gave it to him and he would feel bad if he did not wear it
Proud to be a PSU Homer
or it could be...well...
could he?
"dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok" - bored Boise State Cowbell Girl (who's apparently blind)
by Mr. Rosewater on Jan 5, 2010 8:39 PM CST up reply actions
like babe ruth calling his shot for the sick kid I am going to keep telling myself that
"A good plan violently executed now is better than a perfect plan executed next week. "
George S Patton
by psu in the w-b on Jan 5, 2010 8:40 PM CST up reply actions
BWAHAHAHA
I hope he’s wearing it b/c his girlfriend got him by the balls and she made him wear it.
I can’t believe that fucking Twatlight is going to be part of my first comment here.
"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09
twitter: @princessblueezy
sad but true
"A good plan violently executed now is better than a perfect plan executed next week. "
George S Patton
by psu in the w-b on Jan 5, 2010 8:51 PM CST up reply actions
ha. Hahaha. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.
Twitter: @scrappled
"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee
by Run Up The Score on Jan 5, 2010 8:50 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah? Well you have Clark at quarterback. He sucks
UP YOURS.
Joe knows bowl games.
by ReadingRambler on Jan 5, 2010 8:51 PM CST up reply actions
bad rambler?
"A good plan violently executed now is better than a perfect plan executed next week. "
George S Patton
by psu in the w-b on Jan 5, 2010 8:52 PM CST up reply actions
especially with the RB blocking him
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
Clayborn is doing his Suh immitation
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Bitchmade
Epic Clayborn
I learned a great many things in the Marines that helped me as a football coach. The Marines train men hard and to do things the right way, just as a football team must train. - Hayden Fry
by NileKinnickIronman on Jan 5, 2010 8:39 PM CST reply actions
THEY'RE SETTING YOU UP
Joe knows bowl games.
by ReadingRambler on Jan 5, 2010 8:40 PM CST up reply actions
The infield fly rule was in effect
That one works for anything since nobody knows what it actually means.
by Brock Sampson on Jan 5, 2010 8:43 PM CST up reply actions
time to update the punt count over at the Wreck site
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
ILLEGAL TOUCHING!!!!!!!!!!!
my favorite
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
maybe they will break the record set in the cap one bowl
"A good plan violently executed now is better than a perfect plan executed next week. "
George S Patton
by psu in the w-b on Jan 5, 2010 8:43 PM CST up reply actions
I like historical references.
Joe knows bowl games.
by ReadingRambler on Jan 5, 2010 8:43 PM CST up reply actions
bigger then el dulce
"A good plan violently executed now is better than a perfect plan executed next week. "
George S Patton
by psu in the w-b on Jan 5, 2010 8:44 PM CST up reply actions
since when do cameras fly?
"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State." - Chris Carter
Illegal Touching
Alumnus of MSU and scourge of Buckeyes everywhere.
Light a man a fire, he'll stay warm for a day.
Light a man afire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Good first half
All in all a good first half for the hawks. Who would have thought we could blow em out anyway. I think they only had 1 first down in the half
wtf
sam brownlee wasn’t on 02 team, was he? deeeeep on bench if he was
Big junkies come from little junkies.
CPJ calls timeout
I think Kirk crawls into a shell and runs again….he sees a dominant defense
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
who would have predicted that we'd have more points than iowa bb team right now
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Jan 5, 2010 8:46 PM CST reply actions
Ferentz's biggest weakness as a coach:
Clock management?
I will haunt your dreams and eat your children.
As opposed to Tiger Woods and cock management HAYYYYOOOOOOOOOOO
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Jan 5, 2010 8:46 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
REALLY FOX?
We need to know it’s the FedEx Orange Bowl and it’s the BCS on FOX, but indicating how many timeouts each team has? Nah, that’d just make the score display too garish.
if you know anything about Fox
it is that they hate facts and information
by The JuggerNitt on Jan 5, 2010 8:48 PM CST up reply actions
for the second half
GT should just break out the Louisianna Cougar offense/defense philosophy
Eat what the monkey eats, then eat the monkey. -U.S. Navy survival guidance
hopefully GT won't be able to make any Norm Parker type adjustments at the half
cause we are only stopping ourselves from scoring right now
GT fans are bitching
Joe knows bowl games.
by ReadingRambler on Jan 5, 2010 8:48 PM CST up reply actions
are we all looking at Stanzi's wrist now?
"dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok" - bored Boise State Cowbell Girl (who's apparently blind)
......
/lacist
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
by shake n bake on Jan 5, 2010 8:50 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
He's like a slow Jimmy Clausen
Joe knows bowl games.
by ReadingRambler on Jan 5, 2010 8:50 PM CST up reply actions
What was that?
two guys in same area?
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Clayborn SMASH!
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
Clayborn's doing some bitchmaking.
Twitter: @scrappled
"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee
by Run Up The Score on Jan 5, 2010 8:52 PM CST reply actions
I hope this game doesn't change his mind about going pro
he’s been all over the place
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
CLAYBORN SHOULD HAVE JUST RUN INTO THE TUNNEL
AFTER THAT SACK!!!
I will haunt your dreams and eat your children.
Ricky Stanzi is so flipping streaky---FUCK
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Jan 5, 2010 8:53 PM CST reply actions
so then....
he’s due for early third quarter?
Eat what the monkey eats, then eat the monkey. -U.S. Navy survival guidance
Tech...
….has like 20 yars of offense this game. We should be winning by 30.
I learned a great many things in the Marines that helped me as a football coach. The Marines train men hard and to do things the right way, just as a football team must train. - Hayden Fry
by NileKinnickIronman on Jan 5, 2010 8:53 PM CST reply actions
I love how Dick Stockton...
…thinks that Iowa pulled 22 guys out of a high level physics class to play against Georgia Tech tonight. Every positive thing Iowa does, Stockton gushes like the proud parent of a slow learner.
Twitter: @scrappled
"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee
by Run Up The Score on Jan 5, 2010 8:54 PM CST reply actions
you ever been the parent of a slow learner?
Eat what the monkey eats, then eat the monkey. -U.S. Navy survival guidance
he kinda looks like this guy
"dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok" - bored Boise State Cowbell Girl (who's apparently blind)
by Mr. Rosewater on Jan 5, 2010 8:57 PM CST up reply actions
Apparently, we just had an 8-0 run to get the score to 32-15 at the half
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
OR:
Would you rather have Stanzi throw a pick 6 or not throw a pick 6?
See my post like 300 messages ago and you have your answer!
Huh... 300 messages ago? I kinda lost that somewhere then.
by EnergizerHawk on Jan 5, 2010 8:58 PM CST up reply actions
Iowa is 3-0
when Stanzi throws a pick 6. The strangest stat ever, but I would bet the Hawks are going to take that to 4-0 (as a neutral observer).
I'm getting a good workout
using the scroll bar
by LowcountryHawk on Jan 5, 2010 8:57 PM CST up reply actions
Use the keyboard commands described at the top of the thread
Just keep hitting ‘z’. Massively easier.
by Brock Sampson on Jan 5, 2010 8:59 PM CST up reply actions
Stanzi
has football alzheimers.
Light a man a fire, he'll stay warm for a day.
Light a man afire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
GT's offense is in Clayborn's stomach
Joe knows bowl games.
by ReadingRambler on Jan 5, 2010 8:58 PM CST up reply actions
jimmy johnson and eddie george don't even know what to say right now
Keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either, Dude.
by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Jan 5, 2010 8:58 PM CST reply actions
oh shite
hope you gys like R&B :-)
"dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok, dok" - bored Boise State Cowbell Girl (who's apparently blind)
SECOND HALF THREAD RIGHTCHERE
http://www.blackheartgoldpants.com/2010/1/5/1236050/orange-bowl-live-open-game-thread
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
(hell, we might need a 4th quarter thread--we'll see how this goes)
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
let's get eddie and jimmy to take over calling the game
they aren’t sucking GT’s wang the whole time
CONGRATULATIONS
I’m not a fan of the Hawkeyes whatsoever, but boy was I really rooting for you guys to beat that triple option. Way to go guys! Now we can finally end the Big Ten bashing for a year. Great job!
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