EDSBS: 10 Compelling Reasons to Watch the Orange Bowl

Featuring Adrian Clayborn and You-Know-Motherfucking-Who.

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Sex and cookies....

Sexual Cookies would be a wonderful nickname for someone as harrowing and demeaning as AC.

/O'keefe'd

by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Jan 5, 2010 4:02 PM CST reply actions

YES, WE CAN HAS SCIENCE TOO

Iowa is a team made up completely of dark matter, a theoretical cat in an unopened box preventing you from determining whether it is truly dead or not.

Schrodinger’s Hawkeyes?

Big junkies come from little junkies.

by RossWB on Jan 5, 2010 4:07 PM CST reply actions

Iowa is Nibbler poop?

by Bucketochicken on Jan 5, 2010 4:23 PM CST up reply actions

Wasn't that an indestructible substance that could destroy the universe?

I mean, that sounds about right for Iowa’s defense.

Big junkies come from little junkies.

by RossWB on Jan 5, 2010 4:43 PM CST up reply actions

Additional nickname for AC

I heard this on some show where a wimpy kid hires a tough kid as an enforcer,

Wimpy kid says, “just be an angry wall of meat.”

by hmbfossil on Jan 5, 2010 4:11 PM CST reply actions

Indian kid (dots not feathers)? Phineas and Ferb?

"Nothing cleanses the soul like getting the hell kicked out of you."

by RedDevilEA on Jan 5, 2010 4:22 PM CST reply actions

Hey, I know what your doing today...

You must have 8 – 10 year olds running around your house too! Nice pick up on the quote.

by hmbfossil on Jan 5, 2010 4:28 PM CST up reply actions

Kids?

Oh, yeah…kids. Yeah, totally the kids, heh heh.

"Nothing cleanses the soul like getting the hell kicked out of you."

by RedDevilEA on Jan 5, 2010 4:42 PM CST up reply actions

I can't imagine what these players on both teams are going through right now

I’m leaving work to head to the bar and I have butterflies in my stomach. Catch you guys tomorrow, hopefully we have good times to reflect on.

COME ON HAWKS!

by Twin Cities Hawk on Jan 5, 2010 4:54 PM CST reply actions

The entire season in one paragraph...

I’m speechless, this is awesome:
“3. It’s Iowa. Notice the completely uniform confusion surrounding this game? The stunned looks your friends give when asked to give an opinion as to what’s going to happen here? Iowa is a team made up completely of dark matter, a theoretical cat in an unopened box preventing you from determining whether it is truly dead or not. Iowa plays solid defense. Iowa sorta kinda sometimes runs the ball. The rest is a muddle of Stanzi-centered mayhem consisting of three quarters of disaster, one quarter of raging Tyler Sashdom, and hammering Penn State while almost losing to Northern Iowa. It’s not pretty. Hell, it’s ghastly as slashed tires sometimes. But it is not predictable, and at least they’ve got that going for them.”

by sfshilo on Jan 5, 2010 5:15 PM CST reply actions