GAMEDAY! BEES ARE TO BE SWATTED, NOT CELEBRATED

Well, that took long enough.  After a wait of interminable length, Hawkeye football will return to us this evening.  Savor it, cherish it, and love it, because once it's gone we'll have nothing but the highlights to sustain us until September (curse you, football gods).  But are you in need of additional hype for this evening's sporting contest?  Yeah, I thought so.

(H/T to Hawkeyeshawn1234)

So, yes, let this sporting event between the corn-fed Iowan bruisers and the big-brained Georgian nerds commence, post haste.  (Hooray for gross generalizations!)

Are you in need of reading material to kill some time until kickoff?

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