Hawkeyes Capture Massive Korean Teen Girl Demographic In Music Video
by Adam Jacobi on Jan 28, 2010 9:00 AM CST
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Wait, what? That's... that's AWESOME!
Okay. This came through on our FanShots, and, um... wow. It's a video of some South Korean pop dance band. We don't really know who they are or how popular they are, but the fact that the video has 700,000 views in two days is probably a decent indication that we're dealing with a popular group.
As "SFW" conventions go, it's totally safe and innocuous, but, y'know, it's nine young Korean girls dancing around in typical pop star outfits. IT wouldn't be irate, but a wandering supervisor might not be impressed. Really, you watch this type of thing at work at your own peril. So if you're willing to watch, this is "Oh!" by Girls' Generation (we don't know either); more importantly, go ahead and skip to 0:28, which is where the awesome starts.
Good lord. That makes Dance Dance Revolution look like Rock Band: Simon and Garfunkel. Now I have a headache. Anyway, yes, that's a Korean girl band who are taking turns adoring a Hawkeye helmet. It's in like 10 different shots. And no, we have no clue why. Absolutely no idea. What we do have, on the other hand, is plenty more pertinent screencaps of the International Tigerhawk Adventure after the jump.
So how about that? Our quarterback may love America, but South Korea's young popstar ladies love our Hawkeyes. It's like a love triangle, except not at all.
Speaking of which, we're aware that this video satisfies many, many sexual proclivities. We're not dumb. Still, do us all a favor and please refrain from telling us how it applies to your preferences in the comments. No, seriously. We don't want to know at all. Don't make this weird and uncomfortable. You know what'll help? Just... just pretend this is your marriage and keep your desires to yourself.
(Terrorist fist jab to King Video Ninja HFMR for the screencaps, and very terrorist fist jabs to fanposter Shooter McGavin. You're doing the Lord's work, sons.)
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locker room
Why are the words on the locker room in English? I’m so confused.
by CINF on Jan 28, 2010 9:13 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
the rocker loom?
I see the generic blue team, and I see the generic read team. The only real team? Stanzi’s American Iowa Hawkeyes!
by HawkeyeRecon on Jan 28, 2010 9:46 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
That's because
only the AMERICANZI can unite both Red and Blue America behind the awesomeness that is Iowa Hawkeye Football! (Also, quasi-child pornish Korean pop songs)
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on Jan 29, 2010 12:49 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
But what about White America?
“AKA DAKOTA DUNES SOUTH DAKOTA IN THE HEARTLAND COMBINES”?
by ReadingRambler on Jan 29, 2010 12:57 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
One of the great place names in America
/Musburger’d
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on Jan 30, 2010 2:08 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
That is the strangest thing I think I have ever seen
involving a Hawkeye helmet. Only thing that could have made it better more strange is if Clayborne in full Predator beard would have taken all of them out in one of the “football” scenes.
"Well of course, there's nothing better than being American!!!" - Ricky Americanzi, Jan. 5th, 2010
by The Bacon Explosion on Jan 28, 2010 9:21 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Now I wonder if any of the guys on the team have seen it yet...
Because I’d love to be a fly on the wall for those comments.
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by Leftcoast Hawk on Jan 28, 2010 2:44 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
My brain almost exploded the first time I watched it
Not only are they passing the helmet around and snuggling with it like a teddy bear….if you look closely it’s also sitting in the background in just about every shot. Even the two guys wearing the generic Alabama jerseys are carrying it around.
The tigerhawk might be the new Hello Kitty.
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 28, 2010 9:30 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
The tigerhawk might be the new Hello Kitty
/speechless
"We just forgot our pants. Nothing against the team or anything like that." -- take a guess
by jtothep on Jan 28, 2010 9:32 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
tigerhawk = hello kitty
= cleaning diet coke off computer screen… words do not apply here
We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality
by Ragnar Danneskjold on Jan 28, 2010 9:36 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
On the one hand
It feels like my internets just ended.
On the other hand, there’s no freakin way I’m missing whatever happens next. Could be the equivalent of John Galt leading Daphne into Atlantis.
"We just forgot our pants. Nothing against the team or anything like that." -- take a guess
by jtothep on Jan 28, 2010 9:43 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
i want to say that those are unequivocally NOT alabama jerseys
that white or grey stripe on the shoulders has never appeared in any iteration of our team’s uniform. not to mention the lack of numbers on the helmets.
as incandescently awesome as i think this is for you guys, i’m sure you’ll understand if i make a concerted effort to distance my team’s association with any possible involvement in this extravaganza.
dear lord, it’s like a horrible 80s music video on a red bull sugar rush. but worse since i kept waiting in terror for the part involving tentacles to begin.
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by kleph on Jan 28, 2010 8:06 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
huh?
who died and made you authentic historical jersey ombudsman?
by messyjesse on Jan 28, 2010 11:21 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
He's an Alabama fan, man.
And he’s having some fun. Let him.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Jan 29, 2010 2:50 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, we're all a little frisky right now
for some reason…
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by kleph on Jan 29, 2010 8:44 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
If I were you, kleph . . .
. . . I’d get business cards printed bearing the title “Authentic Historical Jersey Ombudsman,” ’cause that would be pretty sweet.
Go 'Dawgs!
by T Kyle King on Jan 29, 2010 4:01 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
My brain too...
There was much more love for the Tigerhawk than for any other team = woot!
Also, the 10 year old iMac? Wow. Just amazing!
The more you find out about the world, the more opportunities there are to laugh at it. Bill Nye (yeah, the science guy)
by tiggerhawk on Jan 29, 2010 10:49 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
If this is South Korea...
How bad is North Korea?
by ReadingRambler on Jan 28, 2010 9:34 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
North Korea
is just on a tighter budget. For example, if they were to have a depiction of a football helmet it would likely not have a decal at all. In fact, they probably wouldn’t even paint the thing, just leave it white. They would probably chose one of their national colors to stripe it with, say, blue. It would no doubt look super generic but at also bring great honor to the Glorious Leader…Commies.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jan 28, 2010 9:19 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, there are some similarities.
by ReadingRambler on Jan 28, 2010 9:38 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Get working on
that haircut, Rambler
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jan 29, 2010 2:50 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
so much WTF
I don’t know where to begin.
"We hugged as grown men do. It was a great moment. Then, it was business as usual." -- LJ Sr.
by millzners on Jan 28, 2010 9:37 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Clearly this is a Korean Love Ballad
For our guy swigin’ dick “AMERIKUHH” Stanzi!
Subtitled Version:
by ocu-master on Jan 28, 2010 12:34 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
RICK BALL, translated.
릭 공
(I tried “STANZIBALL”, of course, but my computer started shooting out red, white, and blue fireworks.)
Twitter: @scrappled
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"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee
by Run Up The Score on Jan 28, 2010 8:50 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Is it possible
that she is actually kissing the ghost of Reggie Roby?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jan 29, 2010 4:52 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
By the power vested in me
I CLAIM ALL OF SOUTHEAST ASIA FOR JOE PATERNO THANK YOU VERY MUCH
God Created the World Out Of Nothing, Paterno Built A National Superpower On Cow Fields...
by fugimaster24 on Jan 28, 2010 9:45 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Korea is northeast asia. You can have southeast asia, its covered with pungee sticks and unexploded ordinance.
by HawkeyeRecon on Jan 28, 2010 9:51 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU PEOPLE?
Twitter: @scrappled
scrappled.com
"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee
by Run Up The Score on Jan 28, 2010 8:50 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Or, if you don't want to watch the entire movie...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAlVKgl_zCQ
The first “black” guy to talk is Robert Downey Jr, playing an Australian actor who is playing a black character, and he’s so into the character that he continues to think he’s black even when they’re not filming.
by cbrett42 on Jan 28, 2010 9:44 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
You don't look like He-Man to me. Sorry.
My blog: http://www.gretainthebox.com
by Leftcoast Hawk on Jan 28, 2010 2:47 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh-pa Oh-pa
Are they trying to say Joe Pa, Joe Pa?
by HawkeyeRecon on Jan 28, 2010 9:53 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
O_O
Just…wtf. There’s gotta be a backstory or something to this.
by benvious on Jan 28, 2010 9:54 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
A Stanziball is +6
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Jan 28, 2010 3:08 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Minus 6 in my opinion
"Well of course, there's nothing better than being American!!!" - Ricky Americanzi, Jan. 5th, 2010
by The Bacon Explosion on Jan 28, 2010 3:26 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
True.
Depends on which side you’re you’re looking at it from.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Jan 28, 2010 4:40 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
A Stanziball
= win
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jan 28, 2010 9:21 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
OH, if it weren't so, so true.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Jan 29, 2010 10:20 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Between mattbednar’s Americanzi shirt autograph and this, whatever the fuck this is, today is beginning as one of the best BHGP days ever. I’m very nervous.
by txhawkeye on Jan 28, 2010 10:17 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
all your tigerhawk are belong to us!
Keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either, Dude.
by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Jan 28, 2010 10:22 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
I'm sure this is a trademark infringement in some international-law-crazy way
How will the AD cease and desist this one? When Iowa bans free speech, thousands of South Korean girls cry.
:(
by Cairo on Jan 28, 2010 10:32 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Pretty sure this falls into the "fair use" clause
They are not representing it as their logo but the logo as it indicates the University of Iowa under the trademark.
That being said who knows what Korea’s laws are.
…give me the courage and the ability to so conduct myself in every situation that my country, my family, and my friends will be proud of me.
-Nile Kinnick
by Hawkeyewith49Jackrabbits on Jan 31, 2010 1:28 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
The Hawkeyes are Southeast Asia's Godzilla
Feared yet loved. Go Go Godzi…errr Hawkeyes!!
by DowntownmplsHAWK on Jan 28, 2010 10:37 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
I want to LEARN! I want to be a LEARNER of THINGS!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUJWzA1M_Dw
Keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either, Dude.
by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Jan 28, 2010 11:47 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
That helmet has now banged more Korean girls than any "Hawkeye"
since Pierce.
by 4.0 Point Stance on Jan 28, 2010 10:56 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
Hawkeye Pierce was a character in M*A*S*H
It was a TV show. Set in Korea. Probably before y’all’s time.
by 4.0 Point Stance on Jan 28, 2010 2:32 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I see what you did there
And I like it.
"Oh no, don't do that, don't do that. If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad." - The Waco Kid
by HawkOnRails on Jan 28, 2010 2:50 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I thought you meant the other Pierce.
The one that played hoopyball.
by Abbas_Cincinnatus on Jan 29, 2010 8:43 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I sent the link to my GF...
She was not particularly amused.
My blog: http://www.gretainthebox.com
by Leftcoast Hawk on Jan 28, 2010 3:23 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Next time you are getting jiggy w/ her keep saying "Ope-ah Ope-Ah"
by HawkeyeRecon on Jan 28, 2010 3:34 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I just showed mine
She said it’s probably the greatest thing I’ve ever found on the internet and has proceeded to link it to just about everyone she knows.
by Hank Thrasher on Jan 28, 2010 4:45 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
In other words,
Hank wins, Leftcoast loses.
by cbrett42 on Jan 28, 2010 5:35 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I haven't shown my wife yet
But I guarantee I will be in the lose category as well.
It's not that I'm lazy, Bob, it's that I just don't care
by Colteyes on Jan 28, 2010 6:14 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Let me know how that comes out, 'cause
Misery loves company.
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by Leftcoast Hawk on Jan 29, 2010 5:05 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Arr your goar posts are ours.
by Stay thirsty, my friends. on Jan 28, 2010 11:00 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
"berong to us."
Is actually what you were looking for there.
by The Mexican't on Jan 28, 2010 11:03 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I am so ashamed.
I should know better than to be on a conference call and BHGP at the same time.
by Stay thirsty, my friends. on Jan 28, 2010 11:10 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Forgot to hit mute, eh?
My blog: http://www.gretainthebox.com
by Leftcoast Hawk on Jan 28, 2010 2:42 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Cheo Soo Hyun is obviously a great man:
The group is using a cheerleader theme for the song’s promotional activities.
by mattbednar on Jan 28, 2010 11:08 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
I added info about the Hawkeye helmet to the wikipedia article
hopefully they keep it in!
by HawkeyeRecon on Jan 28, 2010 11:45 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Nope.
Gone already.
"Oh no, don't do that, don't do that. If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad." - The Waco Kid
by HawkOnRails on Jan 28, 2010 12:15 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
It's still there. Just checked:
“The music video reached #1 on GomTv’s ranking. The video features an Iowa Hawkeyes Football helmet. Some has claimed that Oh! has plagiarised Rihanna’s Shut up and drive.”
by the_iowa_hawkeye on Jan 28, 2010 12:25 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Still not there on mine.
Bizarre.
"Oh no, don't do that, don't do that. If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad." - The Waco Kid
by HawkOnRails on Jan 28, 2010 12:41 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Ok...gotta make it at least 30 seconds into this K-Pop video..
OH GOD THERE IS BLOOD COMING OUT OF MY NOSE CALL 911
by With Ferentz Like These... on Jan 28, 2010 11:10 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Future half-time show?
Regardless, Halloween costume possibilities for sure.
by Stay thirsty, my friends. on Jan 28, 2010 11:12 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Possibly for the state game next year?
It will be something special for them. They’re not used to half time shows that don’t involve marching bands and grazing cheerleaders. It would be like the Superbowl half time show to them.
Who's leg do I have to hump to get a drink around here?-Brian
by fliphawk4 on Jan 28, 2010 2:23 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Just sad that the video ended where it did
One of thsoe groups were gonna totally bring it and serve the other group. Probably would of been the best dance fight since Beat It.
Until cloayborn came in and destroyed anyone that didn’t fondle the Hawkeye helmet
by vahawk on Jan 28, 2010 11:30 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
I know a girl...
Who speaks Korean. Should I ask her to look at this to find out what the fuck is going on?
by mikjones24 on Jan 28, 2010 11:54 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
I just asked a buddy of mine to do the same
he’s in class now. we’ll see if he pulls through for me.
Life - it's bigger...bigger than you and you are not me.
by hawkeyeguy85 on Jan 28, 2010 11:56 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
My friend (pubecheck) has a Korean girlfriend
When I say Korean, I mean she was born there but grew up here and speaks no Korean. He asked her for a translation anyway and here is what she said:
want me fwuff you piwwow? Ooh hehe. I wuv hawkeyes.. He he. Ooh ooh. Hewmets hewmets! Uh oh hewmet knock my drink! Uh oh.
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 28, 2010 4:29 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Pubecheck sounds like your go to guy for a lot of things. Since he’s a welcher though, I guess he pretty much owes you whatever you want, except $$$.
by txhawkeye on Jan 28, 2010 4:45 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I NEED video on my iPod
Does anyone know where this can be downloaded? (Doesn’t appear to be on iTunes.)
by cbrett42 on Jan 28, 2010 12:09 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
OH MY GOD
I’m totally wearing all my Hawkeye apparel when I go to Korea this fall. GAH-JA HAWKS! (Lets go Hawks!)
by ocu-master on Jan 28, 2010 12:19 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
American football in Korea?
I knew it was popular in Japan…but in Korea?
by the_iowa_hawkeye on Jan 28, 2010 12:26 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
One of my friends went to Thailand on her honeymoon
and took a picture of a guy wearing an Iowa Hawkeyes t-shirt. We’re international!
by cbrett42 on Jan 28, 2010 12:41 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I can confirm
My sister was in Vietnam last year and saw a 6 year old wearing a full Iowa Hawkeye sweatsuit.
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 28, 2010 12:43 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Do you know what the going rate is for american clothing in Asia?
Now add 10x more for the mighty Tiger Hawk. You could probably put a down payment on a 3000 sq. ft. hut. Possibly with hot and cold running water/indoor plumbing.
Who's leg do I have to hump to get a drink around here?-Brian
by fliphawk4 on Jan 28, 2010 2:30 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Don't you find it disturbing
that the 6 year old wearing the shirt also probably made the shirt?!?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jan 28, 2010 9:24 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I saw Iowa gear in Mexico
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by Leftcoast Hawk on Jan 28, 2010 2:41 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
And a buddy of mine who was in London last fall
Was out jogging one morning and saw a young woman also running wearing an Iowa sweatshirt.
My blog: http://www.gretainthebox.com
by Leftcoast Hawk on Jan 28, 2010 2:48 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I was in London 7 years ago
and saw someone wearing a Hamburg Inn shirt…while I was wearing mine. Could not have been weirder.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jan 28, 2010 9:25 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Wow
That’s gotta be about 1,000 times less likely to happen than seeing someone in Hawkeye gear.
by cbrett42 on Jan 28, 2010 9:28 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Is that the name of the strip club?
My first forays into Iowa were on the road from KC to Lincoln, Nebraska. Hamburg was all I knew.
by Cairo on Jan 29, 2010 8:18 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Strippers would add an interesting new dynamic to the Hamburg...
But, no, it’s a famous diner in Iowa City.
(And not just “Iowa City-famous,” either — it’s been on THE WEST WING and CNN and whatnot.)
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
by RossWB on Jan 29, 2010 8:59 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I have an odd obsession
with the grungy, oft-unwashed waitresses at Hamburg. They’re like an alluring combination of the Suicide Girls and severs from Mel’s Diner. I am drinking coffee from a Hamburg mug (paid for, thank you) as I type !!!
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jan 29, 2010 9:27 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Hamburg is awesome.
The only thing more baked than the bread is the wait staff.
by Abbas_Cincinnatus on Jan 29, 2010 9:43 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
That's an unfair stereotype
their bread is clearly not baked…it’s processed.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jan 29, 2010 9:49 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Migrant workers in PA seem love the Penn State logo. Which is funny, because I’ve never really liked it. It’s obviously recognizeable, but..eh.
by ReadingRambler on Jan 28, 2010 3:08 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
so did that Haitian preacher from NEPA
"Football"
Goldie Hawn, Wildcats
by letsgopsu on Jan 28, 2010 3:14 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
When I went to Ukraine last year
we took along some Hawkeye gear as part of our gifts. My cousin’s husband grabbed the baseball cap, he thought it was cool as hell.
So if you’re in L’viv and see a burly guy in a Tigerhawk hat, that’s Mike.
In 100 years, we'll all be dead.
by Flakbait on Jan 28, 2010 12:55 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Lyrics
Found a website with lyrics. Be sure to turn on the closed captioning.
by SuperHawk on Jan 28, 2010 12:33 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I can't believe I'm admitting this...but I read through the lyrics
The song has nothing whatsoever to do with football. In fact, it has nothing whatsoever to do with anything. How they got their mits on Hawkeye gear is beyond me.
Now excuse me while I go scratch my eyeballs out…
by the_iowa_hawkeye on Jan 28, 2010 9:37 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
A possible explanation?
I remember that Hines Ward did a goodwill tour in Korea that attempted to bring to light the recognition of minorities and multi-racials in Korea. I think it was a bit of sensation for many Koreans to see a high-profile black Korean multiracial athlete.
It may have led to people equating Steelers with “coolness”, and every self-serving pop music video has to equate it self with coolness. Maybe the art director picked up a black and gold helmet for the shoot, not recognizing the difference between a Steelers helmet and a Hawkeye helmet?
by Cairo on Jan 28, 2010 12:36 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Or maybe the director is an Iowa grad?
MORE ZAZZ! I DEMAND MORE ZAZZ!
by Bucketochicken on Jan 28, 2010 1:02 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
But probably closer to that thing you said.
MORE ZAZZ! I DEMAND MORE ZAZZ!
by Bucketochicken on Jan 28, 2010 1:03 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I like the Iowa grad theory better.
It doesn’t make it seem like it was an accident that the helmet was used.
Who's leg do I have to hump to get a drink around here?-Brian
by fliphawk4 on Jan 28, 2010 2:32 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
why did you show this?
now im gonna be walking around campus singing this to myself
No more of that talk or I'll put the fucking leeches on you, understand? Raoul Duke
by wowski on Jan 28, 2010 1:43 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Chimpokomon!
I got shoe!
Keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either, Dude.
by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Jan 28, 2010 1:54 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
If we can get the Tigerhawk and/or Stanzi on South Park...
We have truly arrived.
My blog: http://www.gretainthebox.com
by Leftcoast Hawk on Jan 28, 2010 3:24 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
See? Americanzi is like a VIRUS! Its taking over the world!
Just wait. Those t-shirts will be in a music video by next week ALONG with the helmets.
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by Leftcoast Hawk on Jan 28, 2010 2:41 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Awesome
also, is that a TB Bucs pennant on the wall in the one screen shot?
"Football"
Goldie Hawn, Wildcats
by letsgopsu on Jan 28, 2010 3:15 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Aren’t any of you concerned that Generic Alabama Player is walking off with the head of an Iowa player? Is this a precursor to the 2011 BCS Championship Game?
by Cairo on Jan 28, 2010 3:45 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I was thinking the same thing
And you had to go and say it out loud….
by the_iowa_hawkeye on Jan 28, 2010 5:39 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
i though ohio state
was the only big ten team allowed to play in tempe?
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by kleph on Jan 28, 2010 8:15 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Cairo, he's not an Alabama player.
Alabama hasn’t had a white non-QB player in fifty years.
by ReadingRambler on Jan 28, 2010 7:18 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
i’m hoping like hell this is meant as irony rather than sarcasm.
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by kleph on Jan 28, 2010 8:14 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
dude
kickers, punters, backup left tackles, all american mike johnson, c’mon.
for the next five days there is nothing in my heart but hate. pure, untempered, ice-cold hate. fond memories are for saturday. - Kleph
by tempebamafan on Jan 29, 2010 1:53 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
we'll get someone from GT to fact check that for Rambler
I hear they’re good with numbers…
Keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either, Dude.
by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Jan 29, 2010 8:35 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
You have no idea how much I love pissing off Bama fans.
by ReadingRambler on Jan 29, 2010 11:17 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Get your fill of it now
because next year in Fuckcaloosa will be a very long afternoon for PSU, I’m afraid.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jan 29, 2010 11:32 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
you might be surprised to know
that alabama fans have traditionally had a high regard for penn state fans. but if your mission in life is to prove us wrong, go for it.
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by kleph on Jan 29, 2010 12:30 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Fair enough.
Although if I were you, I wouldn’t act as though one goofy Iowa-loving screwball’s antics are applicable to the rest of the Penn State fanbase. Stereotypes only work with Ohio State fans.
by ReadingRambler on Jan 29, 2010 1:00 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
the only thing that's missing from this video
is some HockeyBear
by Eubanks on Jan 28, 2010 3:54 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Everytime someone mentions Hockeybear...
I have to sing the entirety of “Highway to the Danger Zone”. Its causing some friction in my personal relationships, can we get an injunction on Hockeybear references for about a month or so?
Keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either, Dude.
by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Jan 29, 2010 8:39 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Like Cartman
with “Come Sail Away”?
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Jan 29, 2010 11:15 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
HOCKEYBEAR HOCKEYBEAR HOCKEYBEAR
Its like Beetlejuice. Except better.
My blog: http://www.gretainthebox.com
by Leftcoast Hawk on Jan 29, 2010 5:08 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder . . .
If they long Hawkeyes long time?
"I always like it better when the clowns seem to try to be happy."
by MarcMorehouse on Jan 28, 2010 4:00 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Morehouse you seem like a the type that would be a M*A*S*H fan
or am I off base here?
by Internet Legend on Jan 28, 2010 4:54 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I think I know how this happened
My roommate from Iowa City moved to Japan in 2003 to teach Engrish. He then married a Korean woman and had a love child with her in 2008. I guess this explains what happened inbetween.
Thank you, Al.
by Duez I say on Jan 28, 2010 4:20 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
AwEsome
Girls’ generation is one of the biggest girl groups in Korea! They have a massive amount of fans. And this was their “comeback” video/song.
by Rayvin400 on Jan 28, 2010 6:22 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Welcome to BHGP
And I am frightened you know this
"Well of course, there's nothing better than being American!!!" - Ricky Americanzi, Jan. 5th, 2010
by The Bacon Explosion on Jan 28, 2010 6:53 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
nine girls... of which three you would never say no to
it’s worth it, no? at least that’s from a guy’s point of view. please note that they are all over 19 so my comment isn’t /that/ weired.
anyway, this song is number one in the chart… hit number one after 10 mins of release due to pre-orders and it’s gonna be there for a while. their last big hit was up there for 9 weeks so you guys are gonna get a lot of exposure.
by oniontx on Jan 28, 2010 7:30 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
This was so amazing
that I finally broke down and registered for the site
by Terry Strauss on Jan 28, 2010 7:39 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Nice job in the Orange Bowl, Troy.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Jan 28, 2010 9:10 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks
I’ll have Gary Thorne give his best to Chad Green as well.
by Terry Strauss on Jan 28, 2010 9:31 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Tell Bob Davie to send my compliments to John Constantine.
by ReadingRambler on Jan 28, 2010 9:40 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
"footbaow"
/BobDavie’d
MORE ZAZZ! I DEMAND MORE ZAZZ!
by Bucketochicken on Jan 28, 2010 10:16 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Hey I like Gary Thorne
Dude’s a great announcer and he called “The Catch” and “The Stand”
by Duez I say on Jan 30, 2010 8:47 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
He's a great hockey announcer
With a great play-by-play voice who clearly spent about 4 minutes preparing for the 2005 Capital One Bowl.
by Terry Strauss on Jan 30, 2010 2:19 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
small posters in the back ground
On the locker room set there are Cowboys and Rams posters on the left and right, respectively.
also a Buccaneers super bowl XXXVII pennant and a small Chargers poster at 2:00
by SlingStone on Jan 28, 2010 7:45 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
i found a hawkeye baseball hat for sale
in giant central market of lima, peru a year or so ago. sadly, i didn’t get photographic evidence for you guys.
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by kleph on Jan 28, 2010 7:46 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
also...
i need to plug my fave somewhat perplexing but nonetheless epically awesome asian rock phenomena – the babys.
Roll 'Bama Roll: The Champagne of 'Bama Blogs.
by kleph on Jan 28, 2010 7:52 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
We have a baseball team?
Without proof, I’ll never believe it
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Jan 29, 2010 11:22 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
It looks like Deadspin picked on this and has it on their website now
"I know you're from Middle America, and sometimes you feel like you're representing more than just a school or a conference, maybe an entire group of American citizens out there."
by Twin Cities Hawk on Jan 28, 2010 8:10 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Dude read the posts responses on there...they are almost as awesome as the ones above.
“@Gourmet Spud: Personally, I’m partial to the one who is subjected to excessive parental pressure regarding mathematical and scientific aptitude.”
by iowagnome on Jan 28, 2010 8:32 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm amazed that we completely forgot to make a Hawkeye from M*A*S*H* joke
"I know you're from Middle America, and sometimes you feel like you're representing more than just a school or a conference, maybe an entire group of American citizens out there."
by Twin Cities Hawk on Jan 29, 2010 7:28 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I got home tonight after watching this,
and Chris Hansen was waiting in my kitchen offering me a seat. There was no sweet tea.
by Kinnick Stadium is my Graceland on Jan 28, 2010 9:47 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
"What do you think you're doing here?"
Chris Hansen is the human incarnation of PedoBear.
"I am in blood stepped in so far that should I wade no more, Returning were as tedious as go o’er." - Adrian Clayborn
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Jan 29, 2010 3:12 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I thought he was Pedobear's mortal nemesis.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Jan 29, 2010 4:05 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
it seems i've stumbled on BHGPchan by accident.
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by kleph on Jan 29, 2010 8:47 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
That would be the type of accident
that resulted in man first discovering fire.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jan 29, 2010 9:30 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
as terry pratchett once said
build a man a fire and he’s warm for a day but set him on fire and he’s warm for the rest of his life.
Roll 'Bama Roll: The Champagne of 'Bama Blogs.
by kleph on Jan 29, 2010 12:31 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
That quote wins
Texa$!!!
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jan 29, 2010 1:38 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
BTW, welcome to the madness
Nice to see a SEC fan… lived in MS for 7 years and listened to all the pissin’ and moanin’ of the Miss State and Ole Miss fans about you guys.
My blog: http://www.gretainthebox.com
by Leftcoast Hawk on Jan 29, 2010 5:10 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I guess it could work both ways.
Pedobear can either represent disdain for pedophiles, or represent the intentions of a pedophile.
Oh my god… what have I done.
"I am in blood stepped in so far that should I wade no more, Returning were as tedious as go o’er." - Adrian Clayborn
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Jan 29, 2010 3:38 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
This is awesome
I cannot think of a fanbase that deserves this sort of incredible pop culture fortune more, or a blog that will make better use of it.
I AM a little curious about whomever found this, but we all have our quirks.
by Other Chris on Jan 29, 2010 6:50 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
My only fear is...
That somehow Herky’s testicles provide Korean men with some sort of sexual potency and he is subsequently kidnapped, has his genitalia removed, and wakes up in a bath of ice with a phone next to him.
Then again, he is mostly foam and polymer – my fears may be more Freudian than anything.
by tigerhawk00 on Jan 29, 2010 12:16 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
this song is totally making it into my pre-game warm-up rotation
For the sheer WTF factor
Keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either, Dude.
by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Jan 29, 2010 4:04 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
ALL YOUR FAR EAST POP CULTURE ARE BELONG TO US!
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
by RossWB on Jan 29, 2010 4:20 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Hole-leee
SHIT!
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jan 29, 2010 7:30 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
If you think that was hot
check this out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKHwChulLE4&hd=1
by livid on Jan 29, 2010 7:03 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Alright
I’m Korean and I thought it was pretty interesting when I saw the Hawkeye helmet in that MV. Their concept for this song is apparently a football chearleader, but I have no idea why they chose that helmet. BTW, oppa is a word that women use to call an older man (up to 6 or 7 years maybe?) in Korea
by TLR_55 on Jan 30, 2010 6:34 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
SNSD is the BEST!
I know that people’s intentions aren’t wrong or anything but Girls’ Generation (aka SNSD) is the most popular singing group in South Korea. Better yet they are renown singers in Asia. Actually, they are like THE most popular singers in South Korea and pretty much all around Asia.
My point is that SNSD always has a new “trend” or theme with each new album. This album’s theme is “Cheerleading / Cheering on the people everywhere around”. The use of the Hawkeyes helmet is merely to add to the REALISTIC ASPECT of the theme.
Oh and the people who feel that this a “nosebleed”, just know that these are the people that asians everyone are worshiping — much like how Americans worship Lady Gaga, Lil Wayne, Taylor Swift, Beyonce….etc…..
SNSD HWAITING!!! _
Its not a nose-bleed.
by SNSDGenie on Jan 30, 2010 7:52 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Insert "Ruv Boat" joke here:
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jan 31, 2010 8:31 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I didn’t think this could get better. However, now that SNSDGenie is a BHGP member, I was wrong.
by txhawkeye on Jan 31, 2010 2:18 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
This has the potential
to become the BHGP thread with the greatest longevity. Now if only Hawkeye State could get some Ed Hightower in that photo…
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jan 31, 2010 2:54 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I've updated the info on the Wikipedia site on the music Video.
check it out here.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oh!_%28song%29
I think its appropriate.
by Nastyogre on Feb 1, 2010 1:00 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Whoops lets try that again.
Hmmm keeps going to the OH exclamation… oh well.
by Nastyogre on Feb 1, 2010 1:05 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Theory
my profound theory is that the girls – in a state of confusion – mistook “Hawkeyes” for “Hot Guys” and wanted the Iowa Hot Guys to be their team
by chaharve on Feb 2, 2010 11:03 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
This article is Horse Raddish
The new theme for Girls Generation new single “Oh!” is “cheerleading.” The director of the Music Video needed a football helmet in the video to fit in with this theme. He liked the black & gold color scheme along with the bird logo and chose that to put in the video. In fact the director and the girls themselves don’t even know who or what the Iowa Hawkeyes are.
by SNSDFan on Feb 4, 2010 2:51 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
That's some amazing, detailed knowledge (not the creepy kind...)
If you’re a fan of amazing, detailed knowledge (again, not the creepy kind), I recommend this blog:
www.fromtherumbleseat.com
You’ll fit right in.
Cheers!
Keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either, Dude.
by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Feb 17, 2010 2:32 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
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