WE'RE TALKING BASKETBALL: RED ALERT
by Patrick Vint on Jan 27, 2010 7:33 PM CST
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Get Ready for Mr. Rainmaker...
We're on red alert tonight, and it has nothing to do with Ohio State's chosen colors. No, we're issuing a warning because Ohio State is good, Iowa is not, and the (arguably) best Hawkeye is questionable.
Folks, there's a better-than-even chance that we enter Club Trillion. Close your eyes and slip into the warm one-armed embrace.
You know the rules: No racism, sexism, homophobia, or illegal internet streams of the game. Let's do this.
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If Gatens is out, do we get 30 minutes of Lil' John?
Police said the student donkey-kicked an officer after she was caught stealing vitamins from a downtown store.
im stuck @ Chuckie Cheese
at a birthday party, I might score more points on this gopher bashing gm than the Hawkeyes score all night.
Alert me if the forced attendance is over 2,000 people.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
by pfac51 on Jan 27, 2010 7:37 PM CST via mobile reply actions
PantherHawk approves of your game choice.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Jan 27, 2010 7:37 PM CST up reply actions
if i get enough of these
ticket things I can get a kazoo to sound off after Brommer fouls out…which problably can’t be too long from soon.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
by pfac51 on Jan 27, 2010 7:39 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Also, Happy Birthday. The fact that you are at Chuckie Cheese explains so much.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Jan 27, 2010 7:38 PM CST up reply actions
they serve beer now, it
tastes great outta this dixie cup w/ a big mouse on it.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
by pfac51 on Jan 27, 2010 7:41 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Aaaahhhhh gopher bashing
by blackgoldandcubbieblue on Jan 27, 2010 7:43 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
the gopher bashing gm
is the best here, after Qix
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
by pfac51 on Jan 27, 2010 7:48 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
is it lazyness
that i turned down a free ticket to watch it on my couch and drink beers? and the new dominos pizza is shit
Gotta get up to get down
Dallas Lauderdale?
Is that his porn name?
We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality
by Ragnar Danneskjold on Jan 27, 2010 7:39 PM CST reply actions
"That'll test out your 3G network!"
Wait, what?!
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
what is going to be worse
Hawkeye BB or state of the union
I’m stuck at tumbling with 4 year old
Sorry for political comment, just an observation…
by blackgoldandcubbieblue on Jan 27, 2010 7:41 PM CST via mobile reply actions
C: my performance in the Online Jeopardy test.
It could get ugly.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
SOTU is the same crap every year.
Democracy in the middle east
Terrorism bad
Economy blah blah
We’re doing good, could be better, blah blah vote for me
by ReadingRambler on Jan 27, 2010 7:44 PM CST up reply actions
um, chuckie cheese vision on
5 plasma might be worse than the state of the union.
Is there a score yet?
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
by pfac51 on Jan 27, 2010 7:44 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
4-3 OSU, 15:00 to play
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Dallas Lauderdale nearly ripped down the rim.
Iowa really has no answer for him on the entire team. Certainly not the Dessert Fox.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Dessert Fox, eh?
Is it a tasty type of dessert, or Flan?
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Jan 27, 2010 7:46 PM CST up reply actions
Brommer could (and should) make him shoot 10 free throws.
Police said the student donkey-kicked an officer after she was caught stealing vitamins from a downtown store.
Missed the PSU liveblog thread thingy
Back story on how the name Desert Fox was created?
We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality
by Ragnar Danneskjold on Jan 27, 2010 7:47 PM CST reply actions
Brommer = Rommel = Desert Fox
Cougill = Delightfully overweight = Dessert Fox
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Thank you and awesome
We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality
by Ragnar Danneskjold on Jan 27, 2010 7:54 PM CST up reply actions
You need to change your screen name...
…I feel like it’s swearing at me in Scanner.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jan 27, 2010 11:03 PM CST up reply actions
Sorry...
…Scandinavian. I hope Scanner isn’t a slur or something, it’s just something some of my old Scandinavian snowboarding friends (from Colorado) used to say.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jan 27, 2010 11:05 PM CST up reply actions
i was going for hawkeye bb
Over sotu anyday, 4 year old’s tumbling kicks ass though
by blackgoldandcubbieblue on Jan 27, 2010 7:47 PM CST via mobile reply actions
That was a horrific possession.
Shot clock violation, because who could have guessed giving the ball to a one-footed Matt Gatens with three seconds left on the shot clock was a bad idea?
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
'Lil John for 3!
And he made it?!?!
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Jan 27, 2010 7:49 PM CST reply actions
JONNY LICK
From WAY downtown!
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
This season
We don’t worry about scores.
But it is 6-8
by Black and Gold on Jan 27, 2010 7:50 PM CST up reply actions
He consistently puts himself in places
where he can’t make a basketball play – to shoot, pass, or drive. I coach basketball and our guys struggle with this all the time. Of course, I coach fourth graders.
Cole walking with the ball would be a problem. Does he know how to dribble?
by blackgoldandcubbieblue on Jan 27, 2010 7:53 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
The first point-blank pass to hit a player in the face since Jacob Jaaks
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dan3Xhm4D8I
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
This is off-topic but...
but how about Paul Shirley? Some, uh, interesting thoughts about Haiti.
http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2010/01/27/crimesider/entry6147378.shtml
Police said the student donkey-kicked an officer after she was caught stealing vitamins from a downtown store.
Fair enough...
I don’t think I can retract that post.
Police said the student donkey-kicked an officer after she was caught stealing vitamins from a downtown store.
I'm here
How many points does Titus have?
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 27, 2010 7:54 PM CST reply actions
He's in street clothes
The terrorists have won.
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by Patrick Vint on Jan 27, 2010 7:55 PM CST up reply actions
As long as he exhibits sportsmanship from the bench
I will be satisfied
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 27, 2010 7:56 PM CST up reply actions
Good lord
How many times is Iowa going to lose the ball out of bounds?
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Iowa City = Cougill Town
HFMR, get to work.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
As long as it only involves removing one person's head and putting it on a different body
I can handle it
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 27, 2010 7:57 PM CST up reply actions
ESPN mobile
Thanks for being 4 mins behind
http://m.espn.go.com/ncb/gamecast?gameId=300272294
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
by pfac51 on Jan 27, 2010 7:56 PM CST via mobile reply actions
That's a ridiculous and-1 for Iowa.
We’ll take it, but WTF.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Basketball gods roll eyes, force FT to clank harmlessly away.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
That's continuation?
OKAY!
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
NBA Continuation...
and another strained simile from Shon Morris.
Police said the student donkey-kicked an officer after she was caught stealing vitamins from a downtown store.
Yes, but you haven't had to play something called "Adam Highberger"
by ReadingRambler on Jan 27, 2010 7:59 PM CST up reply actions
I most certainly have gotten high and then grilled burgers.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
You have a Bawinkel, too?
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 27, 2010 8:01 PM CST up reply actions
That happened to me once at the Field House during Wednesday night pickup
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 27, 2010 7:59 PM CST up reply actions
In Other News...
Bear Grylls is just crazy. Just walked into a railway tunnel, and had a train come while he was in it. Has to run for dear life….
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Jan 27, 2010 7:59 PM CST reply actions
Possibly
But I also watched him free climb a 200 foot high railway bridge, throw a chain up over a concrete lip to hook it, and then free climbed that chain to get up on it. Picture-in picture is awesome while watching Iowa Basketball.
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Jan 27, 2010 8:01 PM CST up reply actions
THIS.
Les Stroud > Bear Grylls
MORE ZAZZ! I DEMAND MORE ZAZZ!
by Bucketochicken on Jan 27, 2010 8:02 PM CST up reply actions
How do you get a train to come?
Blow in it’s ear.
Also, I never figured out how to do it on command.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jan 28, 2010 12:29 AM CST up reply actions
Please, let Bullwinkle guard Turner again.
That was sublime.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Tie game Hawkeye Iowas!
MOOSE AND SQUIRREL hit a three to knot it at 14.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Lil' John to Bullwinkle....so much athleticism
Police said the student donkey-kicked an officer after she was caught stealing vitamins from a downtown store.
ball movement?
wtf?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I just heard the phrase
“And the crowd comes to life” for the first time ever this season!
by Shooter McGavin on Jan 27, 2010 8:02 PM CST reply actions
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
dick-infested man-mattress
I’m calling my wife that as soon as she gets home
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 27, 2010 8:07 PM CST up reply actions
let me try this thing with the forward slash that people do
/bergwood’d
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 27, 2010 8:12 PM CST up reply actions
I recommend anything involving felcher.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
BHGP Consulting has spoken
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 27, 2010 8:14 PM CST up reply actions
That's what happens when you bribe people to come to the game by having the football team sign autographs beforehand
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Jan 27, 2010 8:08 PM CST up reply actions
I agree
Especially over Ohio State
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Jan 27, 2010 8:10 PM CST up reply actions
Iowa should have honored the Offense this game and Defense next home game!
It would at least boost attendance for two games vs one
A friend at the game says the crowd is 13,000, maybe more.
I hope he’s not driving home.
Police said the student donkey-kicked an officer after she was caught stealing vitamins from a downtown store.
48% from the line...Use Brommer's fouls!
Police said the student donkey-kicked an officer after she was caught stealing vitamins from a downtown store.
If college basketball was a 20 minute game,
We would be a lot better. Though, I do like our younger players. They would be preferably back-ups this year. There is a base being built. Lickliter will have to have a good year next year bear the fruit.
They don't tell you your score?
So bullshit.
I probably didn’t do so hot.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
What the hell is going on here?
This looks like competent play by Iowa
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Jan 27, 2010 8:16 PM CST reply actions
well boys
no tv or 360 for this guy. and unfortunately there isn’t a vikings game which means no idiotic quotes so i’m pretty much useless. but what else is new?
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 27, 2010 8:16 PM CST reply actions
Also
Cully Payne looks like he was attending a tumbling class earlier in the day with how quickly he popped up at the end of that play.
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Jan 27, 2010 8:17 PM CST reply actions
Cully just picks schools to commit to out of a hat, doesn't he?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
BROMMER MAKES TWO FOUL SHOTS
end the game now plz.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Lauderdale looks like he is
40 years old
by ChryslerKinnick on Jan 27, 2010 8:20 PM CST reply actions
My daughter and I have discovered something
We turn it on when Iowa is up, OSU ties it. So, in the interest of OSU losing, we are leaving it off.
You’re welcome, Hawkeyes.
Good Lord
I know girl’s high school basketball games with higher scores than this at half.
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 27, 2010 8:20 PM CST reply actions
but then again
this IS Iowa basketball
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 27, 2010 8:21 PM CST up reply actions
You know Al McGuire's thing?
How he used to say “First one in rough, second one in easy” in regards to free throws?
Yeah, he never met Andrew Brommer.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Kinda makes him sound like a child molester.
MORE ZAZZ! I DEMAND MORE ZAZZ!
by Bucketochicken on Jan 27, 2010 8:24 PM CST up reply actions
If Carver Hawkeye is a rockin
dont bother knockin… love seeing this crowd
We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality
by Ragnar Danneskjold on Jan 27, 2010 8:21 PM CST reply actions
comparatively speaking that is
We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality
by Ragnar Danneskjold on Jan 27, 2010 8:22 PM CST up reply actions
that was to my orig comment VA... I agree with your point
We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality
by Ragnar Danneskjold on Jan 27, 2010 8:23 PM CST up reply actions
Possible way to get a certain victory...
Is there anyway that we could our ball and go home right now?
Someone tell me the score
So I don’t have to open another internet window
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 27, 2010 8:21 PM CST reply actions
25-20 Iowa, lazybones.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
OSU(24) 20 IOWA 23 Half
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
by pfac51 on Jan 27, 2010 8:22 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
pfail
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
espn mobile sucks.
but not as bad as the chuckie cheese pizza.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
by pfac51 on Jan 27, 2010 8:25 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
try Opera or Chrome, tabs are so nice....
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
by pfac51 on Jan 27, 2010 8:23 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
When's the thing where they do the stuff with the guys what played the football?
They gonna show that on the teevee?
MORE ZAZZ! I DEMAND MORE ZAZZ!
Dude's got a huge face.
MORE ZAZZ! I DEMAND MORE ZAZZ!
by Bucketochicken on Jan 27, 2010 8:27 PM CST up reply actions
Dammit, now I wish I wouldn't have cancelled BTN
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 27, 2010 8:28 PM CST up reply actions
He's got rapey eyes.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Maybe we had the wrong team pegged to go 0-18.
It wasn’t us, it was PSU.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
The whole BXI pwns them in hoopyball, apparently.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I really, really want one of those sideline-reporter types to get hime to say,
“Hi-ho, Kermit the Frog here, Sesame Street News.”
MORE ZAZZ! I DEMAND MORE ZAZZ!
by Bucketochicken on Jan 27, 2010 8:31 PM CST up reply actions
AMERICANZI
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
FOOTBALL WOO
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
What are the white things
on the corners of Clayborn’s mouth?
by ChryslerKinnick on Jan 27, 2010 8:31 PM CST reply actions
Rabbits
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by Patrick Vint on Jan 27, 2010 8:31 PM CST up reply actions
piece of nesbitt's jersey
he really should learn to floss…
Life - it's bigger...bigger than you and you are not me.
by hawkeyeguy85 on Jan 27, 2010 8:32 PM CST up reply actions
HE'S RABID
STAY AWAY
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I believe that is bone dust
Courtesy of Josh Nesbitt
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Jan 27, 2010 8:31 PM CST up reply actions
A piece of Josh Nesbitt's retina
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 27, 2010 8:31 PM CST up reply actions
penn state's up man
to protect the punter from, you know…blocked punts &so4th.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
by pfac51 on Jan 27, 2010 8:35 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
He stole the Dessert Fox's pies.
Expect ANGRY COUGILL in the second half.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
that's what
dreams look like when they are ripped away from the hearts of quaterbacks
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 27, 2010 8:32 PM CST up reply actions
Dispatch from CHA:
“When Stanzi came out the students started chanting USA”
I love our students.
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YES!
God Bless Americanzi
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Jan 27, 2010 8:33 PM CST up reply actions
PUNT BLOCK WOO
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Rambler can't catch a break
For basketball jabbing, and football jabbing, courtesy of BTN
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Jan 27, 2010 8:34 PM CST up reply actions
He may pork her Russ, eat your breakfast
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 27, 2010 8:36 PM CST up reply actions
I heard Obie the Orange Bowl Orange was walking around Iowa City this afternoon
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 27, 2010 8:34 PM CST reply actions
It was Harty.
He was on his way home from the tanning booth.
MORE ZAZZ! I DEMAND MORE ZAZZ!
by Bucketochicken on Jan 27, 2010 8:35 PM CST up reply actions
Impossible
He was eaten in the immediate aftermath of the game by Adrian Clayborn.
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by Patrick Vint on Jan 27, 2010 8:35 PM CST up reply actions
I love that commercial
Tom Brokaw’s voice is the perfect blend of serious professional and drunk.
Life - it's bigger...bigger than you and you are not me.
Stanzi, Clayborn, Mateen, and Dr. Tom?
BEST. HALFTIME. EVER.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
they always do
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 27, 2010 8:38 PM CST up reply actions
Un-molested!
We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality
by Ragnar Danneskjold on Jan 27, 2010 8:39 PM CST reply actions
Carl Monday doesn't think this is very funny.
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by Patrick Vint on Jan 27, 2010 8:40 PM CST up reply actions
All of the football players appear to have court seats opposite from tOSU's bench
That must be why Iowa is leading, tOSU’s players fear him getting angry, running onto the court, and eating them.
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Jan 27, 2010 8:40 PM CST reply actions
So when you go in rough
is that molested?
by ChryslerKinnick on Jan 27, 2010 8:40 PM CST reply actions
"Thank you fans for supporting the football team"
For the post game entertainment please watch the Iowa basketball team.
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 27, 2010 8:41 PM CST reply actions
supposed to be all quotes
no one really said it but i wouldn’t be surprised
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 27, 2010 8:41 PM CST up reply actions
Watching Thad Matta reminds me, I haven't seen Sin City in a while.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
Oh, that is HAYOOGE
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
CULLY > TURNER
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
May, mostly.
And yes, he’s been excellent.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Jan 27, 2010 8:44 PM CST up reply actions
$9 Chicago Wolves tix
We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality
by Ragnar Danneskjold on Jan 27, 2010 8:45 PM CST up reply actions
well Thank you
We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality
by Ragnar Danneskjold on Jan 27, 2010 8:47 PM CST up reply actions
Don't you hate it when someone on the street is waving at you and you wave back
but they’re waving at the person behind you…
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 27, 2010 8:51 PM CST up reply actions
(repeatedly slapping myself in the face with a hammer)
No no, you’re good.
"I know you're from Middle America, and sometimes you feel like you're representing more than just a school or a conference, maybe an entire group of American citizens out there."
by Twin Cities Hawk on Jan 27, 2010 8:55 PM CST up reply actions
"It's learning."
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by Patrick Vint on Jan 27, 2010 8:45 PM CST up reply actions
Somebody do that thing where you tell me the score
3rd person to reply gets a nude photo of my cousin
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 27, 2010 8:45 PM CST reply actions
31-28
booyes
Life - it's bigger...bigger than you and you are not me.
by hawkeyeguy85 on Jan 27, 2010 8:46 PM CST up reply actions
DING DING DING
WINNAR
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by Patrick Vint on Jan 27, 2010 8:46 PM CST up reply actions
31-28 Iowa
15:00 to go.
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by Patrick Vint on Jan 27, 2010 8:46 PM CST up reply actions
We've got a WINNER
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 27, 2010 8:46 PM CST up reply actions
WOOOOOOO
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by Patrick Vint on Jan 27, 2010 8:48 PM CST up reply actions
Two Great Drives by Cully Payne.
He keeps that up, he might just be a player!
they've got to keep the fanatic lead in camera shots pretty tight
there are only like 4 hawksnesters left
Excellent pass by Gatens
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
Lauderdale must be fouled on every shot.
Police said the student donkey-kicked an officer after she was caught stealing vitamins from a downtown store.
Finally, the perfect use for Brommer.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Yeah, except for the whole "pick" part
It’s usually “look at opponent and roll”
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Jan 27, 2010 8:50 PM CST up reply actions
They still do.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Jan 27, 2010 8:52 PM CST up reply actions
Please Foul Him
EVERY TIME HE GETS THE BALL!
Once they are in the bonus, we should foul Dallas Lauderdale every possession
They might never score again
We'd end up like Seattle last night against Washington
and I don’t think we can win with 4 guys on the court.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Jan 27, 2010 8:51 PM CST up reply actions
This is incredible!!!
Do we have a chance!!! My first chance to proudly rock the tigerhawk during basketball season!!!
by tyler slasher on Jan 27, 2010 8:50 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I don't know who these Google and Bullwinkle guys are
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Jan 27, 2010 8:56 PM CST up reply actions
So
does that make Cougill’s new name “the search engine?”
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 27, 2010 8:58 PM CST up reply actions
I believe
Manpris is the correct term. Shants sounds like something you have after eating taco johns on top of a heavy night of drinking.
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 27, 2010 8:59 PM CST up reply actions
I think he's had plenty of those.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
no sooner do they announce OSU is 0-6 from the line....
and Turner drains one.
If you feel like singing along, don't.
James Taylor
Cougill needs to give about 30lbs
to Erik Hansen, then we’d have two Big Ten ready big men.
by Shooter McGavin on Jan 27, 2010 8:57 PM CST reply actions
TAKE ME NOW ERIC MAY
(rips shirt open)
(chest hair flies everywhere)
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
ew...
is right….wait,I take it back. Nice shot Spunky Winkle!
Rotel, Motel, Holiday Inn
by FireEveryone on Jan 27, 2010 9:00 PM CST up reply actions
It's football night in carver
Basically everything is revolved around the orange bowl win here tonight.
by tyler slasher on Jan 27, 2010 9:01 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
If I were there
I would have eaten 30 1$ dogs by now
by ChryslerKinnick on Jan 27, 2010 8:59 PM CST reply actions
No, that's Todd.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Jan 27, 2010 9:00 PM CST up reply actions
CULLYBALL
(that’s a good thing, I think)
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
More Lil John reaction shots!
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Cully is finding them tonight
letting them get their feet set and shooting in rhythm
As was just pointed out to me
If someone didn’t know Iowa BB and just turned on the game, they would look at Lil John and wonder “why does that ball boy have a jersey on?”
by Shooter McGavin on Jan 27, 2010 9:01 PM CST reply actions
why
has cougill attempted 4 3’s? granted he made two last game but still
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 27, 2010 9:01 PM CST reply actions
Cause his inside presense is already so dominate.
So he thinks he needs to work on his outside game….
/SCJ’d
This scarey. Almost everything is going Iowa's way
If you feel like singing along, don't.
James Taylor
Wait, there's only 7:12 left?
That seems quick.
Also, 45-38 seems kinda awesome and I hope it holds up.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Yeah, a 45-44 win would be sweet
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 27, 2010 9:02 PM CST up reply actions
According to Dochterman:
“When Gatens comes out, he stands up. He can’t sit down with his ankle”
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
In honor of the State of the Union Address...
Can we get a “Hawkeye State” of the Union Address postgame? Pleeeaaase
Rotel, Motel, Holiday Inn
by FireEveryone on Jan 27, 2010 9:04 PM CST up reply actions
our coach
reminds me of butler type coaches….oh wait…
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 27, 2010 9:03 PM CST up reply actions
A good end to the season
Will quell the anti-Lickliter sentiment that has been building this season.
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Jan 27, 2010 9:04 PM CST up reply actions
"You are the dude."
Well said, Wayne Larrivee.
Police said the student donkey-kicked an officer after she was caught stealing vitamins from a downtown store.
His nickname is The Villain.
Any Club Tril reader would know that, Larrivee.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Jan 27, 2010 9:06 PM CST up reply actions
give me my 20k in cash
We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality
by Ragnar Danneskjold on Jan 27, 2010 9:08 PM CST up reply actions
100K
Am I wrong?
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 27, 2010 9:10 PM CST up reply actions
not sure... its been to long
We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality
by Ragnar Danneskjold on Jan 27, 2010 9:11 PM CST up reply actions
congregate around midcourt
and throw it to the other team……50% the time it works every time!!
Rotel, Motel, Holiday Inn
by FireEveryone on Jan 27, 2010 9:09 PM CST up reply actions
Stanzi is in attendance
I heard that on the radio
by shada's revenge on Jan 27, 2010 9:09 PM CST up reply actions
Go America!!!
Stanzi is the modern day ghandi.
by tyler slasher on Jan 27, 2010 9:14 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
just now?
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 27, 2010 9:11 PM CST up reply actions
my ulcer started bleeding 10 minutes ago but I can't stop watching
If you feel like singing along, don't.
James Taylor
Just a question
When can we let Metcalf shoot his free throws?
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 27, 2010 9:10 PM CST reply actions
When do we let Metcalf
pin Evan Turner
by shada's revenge on Jan 27, 2010 9:12 PM CST up reply actions
then stop
yelling into your ManGina
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 27, 2010 9:15 PM CST up reply actions
About 20 years too late for my elementary school years.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
i think
the flat-top needs to come back too
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 27, 2010 9:14 PM CST up reply actions
Cat burgulars and window peepers
Rotel, Motel, Holiday Inn
by FireEveryone on Jan 27, 2010 9:14 PM CST up reply actions
You mean Chinaman?
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Jan 27, 2010 9:16 PM CST up reply actions
The Chinaman is not the issue
Also Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature Dude, Asian-American, please
by shada's revenge on Jan 27, 2010 9:17 PM CST up reply actions
Does it seem like Iowa's offense is counting
on OSU not scoring another point the rest of the game to anyone else?
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
That may have been the most impressive block I’ve ever seen
by Wegher Please! on Jan 27, 2010 9:16 PM CST up reply actions
by a hawkeye
Not named Acie
Rotel, Motel, Holiday Inn
by FireEveryone on Jan 27, 2010 9:17 PM CST up reply actions
ERIC MAY FOR PRESIDENT OF LIFE
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Ugh
This is starting to turn painful for me to watch
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Jan 27, 2010 9:15 PM CST reply actions
Buford took about four steps before that dunk attempt.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
looking tired
bigs not moving on offense, not getting guys back on D
So if we took all the players that left Iowa last year
and the ones that left Iowa State this year and made a team… could they make the NIT?
by shada's revenge on Jan 27, 2010 9:18 PM CST up reply actions
More like "gets Spalding imprinted backwards on his forehead"
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
I don't know about you guys
But I can’t think of a more romantic way to spend Valentine’s Day with your lady friend then spending it at a bar watching the Daytona 500
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Jan 27, 2010 9:18 PM CST reply actions
Holy Shit I think they just showed Chuck Grassley having a stroke on TV
"I am so proud to be your coach." -Paul Rhoads
Sorry, I couldn't find the Iowa game and the ISU game is unwatchable
"I am so proud to be your coach." -Paul Rhoads
SPOILER ALERT
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Jan 27, 2010 9:21 PM CST up reply actions
I'm leaving
I think it will be good luck.
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 27, 2010 9:21 PM CST reply actions
Announcers gushing about wing span
And Li’l John wonders if 5’3" is still good.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
When's THE JOURNEY: ANTHONY TUCKER HITS UP DOWNTOWN IOWA CITY air?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Welp
Good night all, I see the writing on the wall here. FUCK!
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Jan 27, 2010 9:22 PM CST reply actions
Evan Turner is a rotten cocksucker/
BUT ERIC MAY IS GODLIKE.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
12-0 Run
Really wish that wouldn’t have happened this late. Ugh.
Can I make a suggestion?
FOUL LAUDERDALE
by shada's revenge on Jan 27, 2010 9:23 PM CST reply actions
Oh, thank god.
Eric May keeps Iowa somewhat in it. 57-53 now. Still looks bleak.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
We were young in 2008 and lost close games
Until Murray kicked the game winner against PSU. These are normal growing steps of a young team. Things are starting to look better.
Any mention of PSU
always cheers me up. Thanks.
by Black and Gold on Jan 27, 2010 9:24 PM CST up reply actions
Who gives a shit if he has the ball
FOUL LAUDERDALE!!!
Foul him in this situation without the ball and it's probably an intentional
Which means two shots and the ball. Doesn’t do you any good.
He's on the bench
I think fouling him would be a little too obvious.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
So I just got a job in Penn State territory.
I need to go get one of those Iowa/ISU flags to hang in my office.
"I am so proud to be your coach." -Paul Rhoads
OSU's coach looked
like he just got out of the shower… disgusting
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
Oklahoma has gone cold, Iowa State only down 9 now >.>
"I am so proud to be your coach." -Paul Rhoads
Yep
Especially when you start getting your hopes up that they can get Actual victories.
by Wegher Please! on Jan 27, 2010 9:30 PM CST up reply actions
I just don't see this improving under Lickliter
He really needs to do the right thing and step down at the end of this year, because next year is going to be an even bigger disaster.
My blog: http://www.gretainthebox.com
Was hoping so
Damn these interwebs not effectively portraying emotions!
by Wegher Please! on Jan 27, 2010 9:36 PM CST up reply actions
Alright
Nice Job Hawks.
You’re close. I’ll be looking forward to you turning the corner.
Eric May
is a talent. Cully Payne…ah, Cully. I like him loads. But in a game like this he is just incapable of doing what is needed in the waning moments, with the game on the line. We need a PG or SG with serious abilities to break down a defense. With Cully the OSU defense didn’t move an eyelash. But Lick has them playing much better. I am intrigued as to what he could do with some more talent. And experience.
"Gravity cannot be held responsible for Tiger's fall." -- Albert Einstein
We need a 20 year old Michael Jordan
Anyone got a time machine handy?
My blog: http://www.gretainthebox.com
by Leftcoast Hawk on Jan 27, 2010 9:48 PM CST up reply actions
I'd like a twenty year old BJ Armstrong
"Gravity cannot be held responsible for Tiger's fall." -- Albert Einstein
I'd like a twenty year old Phoebe Cates
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 27, 2010 10:00 PM CST up reply actions
...speaking of BJ
Armstrong.
"Gravity cannot be held responsible for Tiger's fall." -- Albert Einstein
by StoopsMyAss on Jan 27, 2010 10:12 PM CST up reply actions
Armstrong's better for HJs, right?
Or ZJs.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Jan 27, 2010 10:45 PM CST up reply actions
And Acie Earl
for reach-arounds.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jan 28, 2010 1:02 AM CST up reply actions
I blame the gay black interwebs pirate chicks for this loss.
Damn, I hate them.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
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