Get Ready for Mr. Rainmaker...
We're on red alert tonight, and it has nothing to do with Ohio State's chosen colors. No, we're issuing a warning because Ohio State is good, Iowa is not, and the (arguably) best Hawkeye is questionable.
Folks, there's a better-than-even chance that we enter Club Trillion. Close your eyes and slip into the warm one-armed embrace.
You know the rules: No racism, sexism, homophobia, or illegal internet streams of the game. Let's do this.