Get Ready for Mr. Rainmaker...

We're on red alert tonight, and it has nothing to do with Ohio State's chosen colors.  No, we're issuing a warning because Ohio State is good, Iowa is not, and the (arguably) best Hawkeye is questionable.

Folks, there's a better-than-even chance that we enter Club Trillion.  Close your eyes and slip into the warm one-armed embrace.

You know the rules: No racism, sexism, homophobia, or illegal internet streams of the game.  Let's do this.