JCVD Will Fight in China...For Realz
by MissouriHawk on Jan 26, 2010 8:46 AM CST
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"It's the first time in history a guy at 50 will go for a real fight in Macau [China],'" he told gathered media at a news conference in the Ukraine last week. "It's kind of dangerous, but life is short."
If he's serious, it's about to get much shorter. Van Damme says he intends to fight Somluck Kamsing, a Thai boxer with 300-plus bouts to his credit (this according to Van Damme).
Also, for the record, if he does indeed film a reality TV series like the article claims, it will be the best reality TV series since Lawman starring Steven Seagal. It will no doubt grace my television screen on a weekly basis.
Dear God,
Please make this happen.
Love,
Planet Earth.
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I love how this is somehow a fanpost at a college sports site and absolutely relevant and newsworthy.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
If there's ever a situation where JCVD isn't relevant...
I don’t want to know about it.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Exactly.
Who wouldn’t want to see this is a reality show?
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Jan 26, 2010 11:34 AM CST up reply actions
Why was the pic deleted?
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride." HST
Good question.
It was there when i posted it.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Jan 26, 2010 12:16 PM CST up reply actions
Stains has been my boy for awhile. The site of him always makes me happy.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Jan 26, 2010 7:53 PM CST up reply actions
/sarc
It can’t possibly be as awesome as Bloodsport, so who really cares?
by ReadingRambler on Jan 26, 2010 12:17 PM CST up reply actions
Well, now I have to post this link.
http://threeinchesofbloodsport.ytmnd.com/
There’s sound, so headphones if you’re at work. But it’s AMAZING.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
That totally just made my day.
"I am in blood stepped in so far that should I wade no more, Returning were as tedious as go o’er." - Adrian Clayborn
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Jan 26, 2010 1:56 PM CST up reply actions
I actually saw 3 Inches of Blood
at the Picador (Gabe’s) a couple years ago. The main drummer (Joey) from Slipknot was there and played drums for them on a couple songs. My friends and I hung out with him and the lead singer of 3 Inches after the show.
by shada's revenge on Jan 26, 2010 5:13 PM CST up reply actions
Their singer's name is Cam Pipes.
It’d be sweet if the guitar player’s name was Johnny Frets, but it’s not. Oh well.
MORE ZAZZ! I DEMAND MORE ZAZZ!
by Bucketochicken on Jan 26, 2010 8:20 PM CST up reply actions
Thanks
I couldn’t remember… but he is a good guy.
by shada's revenge on Jan 28, 2010 9:23 PM CST up reply actions
JCVD would get his ass kicked by the lawman Steven Seagal
of course Chuck Norris would own both of them
Why do people even feel the need to mention Chuck Norris?
Really, it’s like saying “Oh, by the way, the sun rose today.”
by ReadingRambler on Jan 26, 2010 11:28 PM CST up reply actions
only if Chuck allows it!
Of course if Bruce Lee was still alive it would be him not Chuck
by nwyms Trebek! on Jan 29, 2010 7:14 PM CST up reply actions
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