WE'RE TALKING BASKETBALL: SPARPOCALYPSE
by Patrick Vint on Jan 20, 2010 5:50 PM CST
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Iowa up 15-10 after 8:00 and change.
Let’s give Gus Johnson something to talk about.
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Alley-oop!
Who are these people and what have they done with Iowa basketball?
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19-14 Hawks
10:30 left in the first half
by HeroPatriotStanzi on Jan 20, 2010 5:53 PM CST reply actions
Brommer with the foul
Shocking, I know.
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and weekly
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by Patrick Vint on Jan 20, 2010 5:56 PM CST up reply actions
That's either a missing apostrophe or sent from the future.
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by Patrick Vint on Jan 20, 2010 5:56 PM CST up reply actions
The students are carrying oars
I don’t get it.
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It was a crazy game of basketball
Iowa loses them all
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
So I thought about watching the game tonight
Only to see Payne throw the ball away on consecutive possessions. I think I’m better off sticking to my no-basketball diet.
It was pretty close
Couldn’t tell for sure on the replay if it was still on the way up or if it had started coming down. For what it’s worth, I agree that they shouldn’t call that unless it’s obvious.
That's a horrible call
There is no way that was goaltending
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That timeout should have been taken 2 minutes ago.
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Michigan State just turned on their murder lasers
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Since I'm still at work
I have the CBS gamecast up. The score just went from being 22-22 to 27-19 MSU…
by HeroPatriotStanzi on Jan 20, 2010 6:00 PM CST reply actions
Did that kid really have a BEAT IOWA shirt?
I hope to god they made it for the football team.
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Shit, we're getting Hightower'd now
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What's scary is...
MSU’s 13-0 run took place during about 3 minutes of game play. Usually, Iowa gives them up over the course of 7:00 or so.
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That just leaves more time
For the inevitable Iowa comeback
by HeroPatriotStanzi on Jan 20, 2010 6:02 PM CST up reply actions
Did anyone else consider whether it was smart to recruit someone named Flood to Iowa?
I think it was all her fault.
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I'm totally entering the FSN Detroit song contest
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DETROOOOOIIIT
It’s where sports are! And the football and basketball and yeah yeah, hockey! Team go sports! Gimme a shrimp on the barbiiiiie! USA time superdoo!
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Whoever it was who put Lil' John on Raymar Morgan?
That’s not gonna work.
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Jedd Fisch has officially left Minnesota
meaning another new face will have control over the LOLphers offense
by HeroPatriotStanzi on Jan 20, 2010 6:05 PM CST reply actions
Brew just has to be happy he's retaining one of his coordinators for, what, the first time ever?
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by Patrick Vint on Jan 20, 2010 6:06 PM CST up reply actions
I don't know why anyone would ever want to stay there more than 1 year
by HeroPatriotStanzi on Jan 20, 2010 6:07 PM CST up reply actions
Masochism?
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by Patrick Vint on Jan 20, 2010 6:09 PM CST up reply actions
We've got to start getting the ball to Gatens in spots where he can do something.
26 feet away on the wing is not one of those spots.
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Lil' John = The Professor
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by Patrick Vint on Jan 20, 2010 6:06 PM CST up reply actions
WHAT IS BAWINKEL DOING DRIBBLING?
STOP DRIBBLING BAWINKEL YOU CRAZY FUCKER
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OK, that's a terrible call.
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Ah, there's the old Gus Johnson "Bumping & Grinding" call
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And now we're getting Bawinkle'd
by Wegher Please! on Jan 20, 2010 6:10 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I love Gus Johnson
He’s like an excited 16 year old biggest fan of both teams
by Wegher Please! on Jan 20, 2010 6:12 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I ask it during every game...
but Jarryd Cole understands that a screen is only effective if you actually stay in one place until the ballhandler is past you, right? And contact certainly helps?
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When did Gus buy the Stu Scott dumb-looking glasses?
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We haven't scored in hours
and we’re even getting shots. It’s just not falling.
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I think we had 19 pts when I got home.
That was like 20 minutes ago, real-time.
Big junkies come from little junkies.
I want Sherman and Brommer in the Octagon
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WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?
How do you foul space?
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I guess they don't call charges in the last 30 seconds.
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They're already over their offensive foul quota
For the entire week combined, probably. Never seen so many.
21-4, now that's how you end a half.
Wait, we were the 4? FUCK.
Big junkies come from little junkies.
HALFTIME
MSU 35 – Iowa 23
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CBS Sportsline GameCast Blows
Not only did it say that Iowa had 24 points at one point (then later dropped it to 19), but it says that Gatens has made 4 field goals and 2 free throws, but has 9 points…something doesn’t add up there
by HeroPatriotStanzi on Jan 20, 2010 6:27 PM CST reply actions
What's the score here gents?
I’m stuck in the subway underneath Chicago at the moment.
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Jan 20, 2010 6:31 PM CST via mobile reply actions
They put a Subway under the city??
Weird! Bring me a BMT.
Also, it’s 35-23 at the break. Iowa, amazingly, is not leading.
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A BMT it is
So… Bum, Murderer, and Therapist is cool with you? I’m pretty sure that’s all the people who hang out down here.
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by recoveringfratguy on Jan 20, 2010 6:38 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Ah OPS
I’m glad you can get my humor, at least I made it home for part of the second half
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by recoveringfratguy on Jan 20, 2010 6:43 PM CST up reply actions
"Throwing it down" is a bit of an exaggeration, Mr. Revsine
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Glad
I’m not the only one who thought that was a little weak to call a “throwdown”.
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by NileKinnickIronman on Jan 20, 2010 6:35 PM CST reply actions
It wouldn't be the second half for Iowa
Without an easy basket given up and then an unforced turnover right out of the blocks.
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I just tuned in
there appears to be a Matt Gatens sighting. And, how does Lickliter look on the floor next to real basketball players? Is it like that D-Wade commercial from a few years ago?
"Last year we just self-destructed ... We had possessions [this game]. We just couldn’t get anything going." Paul Johnson on Georgia Tech's loss to Iowa in the Orange Bowl.
More like the LeBron James commercial
from his rookie year where he just stands there dribbling the ball until the shot clock is about to run out, then blows by everyone and dunks
Lickliter looks just like that – except for the blowing by and dunking part…
by HeroPatriotStanzi on Jan 20, 2010 6:44 PM CST up reply actions
I could never be Todd Lickliter
I would get bored an start doing stupid things, like making Lil John try to post someone up.
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Why isn't Cougill playing more again?
Oh, right, he doesn’t fucking play defense. Forgot about that.
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Lickliter told him to get lap band
until then, he’s a mascot.
"Last year we just self-destructed ... We had possessions [this game]. We just couldn’t get anything going." Paul Johnson on Georgia Tech's loss to Iowa in the Orange Bowl.
REIGNING MR. BASKETBALL, SIR.
NEVER FORGET THAT.
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That's like being Mr. Wrestling
in Indiana.
"Last year we just self-destructed ... We had possessions [this game]. We just couldn’t get anything going." Paul Johnson on Georgia Tech's loss to Iowa in the Orange Bowl.
They want to chase you through the streets?
And shout homophobic slurs at you?
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Jan 20, 2010 6:46 PM CST up reply actions
Just another day
in Wyoming.
"Last year we just self-destructed ... We had possessions [this game]. We just couldn’t get anything going." Paul Johnson on Georgia Tech's loss to Iowa in the Orange Bowl.
How Payne wasn't fouled anywhere in that drive is a mystery.
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Can a 14 point deficiet still be considered a "ball game"?
Or do we need more Cully Plays?
by Shooter McGavin on Jan 20, 2010 6:43 PM CST reply actions
Cully has had a 14 point play before...in high school I think.
"Last year we just self-destructed ... We had possessions [this game]. We just couldn’t get anything going." Paul Johnson on Georgia Tech's loss to Iowa in the Orange Bowl.
Great shot of Lick
shaking his head with some sort of disappointment
by Shooter McGavin on Jan 20, 2010 6:45 PM CST reply actions
How many passes have Payne and the rest of the Hawkeyes winged into the stands like that?
I think we’re at six. Do they need medical attention in the crowd?
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Lickliter has been working the stands pass
’cause the guys were tired of the chest pass.
"Last year we just self-destructed ... We had possessions [this game]. We just couldn’t get anything going." Paul Johnson on Georgia Tech's loss to Iowa in the Orange Bowl.
Wait?!?!
They televise Indiana vs. Wisconsin for wrestling, but we can’t see a single Iowa match live until Minnesota? What the hell is up with that?
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by recoveringfratguy on Jan 20, 2010 6:48 PM CST reply actions
He's got more horizontal than anyone else in the conference, though.
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by Patrick Vint on Jan 20, 2010 6:53 PM CST up reply actions
Almost had a most charitable loss of video feed there.
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I thought my dreams of a meteor hitting East Lansing had come true
Wipe out that crappy university, and well, the Iowa Basketball team as well (they need to be put out of their misery)
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by recoveringfratguy on Jan 20, 2010 6:52 PM CST up reply actions
I like MSU basketball, always have. And
it’s exactly what I wish Iowa basketball was. They hire coaches with integrity and knowledge, oh, and coaching acumen.
"Last year we just self-destructed ... We had possessions [this game]. We just couldn’t get anything going." Paul Johnson on Georgia Tech's loss to Iowa in the Orange Bowl.
I don't have an issue with MSU Basketball
They are a solid program, I just hate that damn university. I’ve never had a pleasant experience there (see: Iowa vs. MSU – 2008). Too many thugs running around there.
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by recoveringfratguy on Jan 20, 2010 6:56 PM CST up reply actions
No, that was Anchorage
Also, it was a fucking polar bear.
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by Patrick Vint on Jan 20, 2010 6:56 PM CST up reply actions
Um, OK, technical difficulties
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Clearly, Lick reads the Sioux City Journal
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The lady wants to switch to American Idol at 7
Frankly, I’m not going to stop her.
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Modern Family is on, too.
Although, the cake challenge on Food Network would be more entertaining. Especially for the kid from Sioux City.
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by Patrick Vint on Jan 20, 2010 6:59 PM CST up reply actions
I just realized Bobby Flay looks exactly like Rick Astley.
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by Patrick Vint on Jan 20, 2010 7:01 PM CST up reply actions
Gatens looks like he's gonna choke a bitch.
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Are the MSU fans taunting the Iowa Basketball team?
That’s like Iowa fans making fun of Ball State when they come to get schalacked at Kinnick.
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by recoveringfratguy on Jan 20, 2010 7:03 PM CST reply actions
I know a columnist in Siouxland who is asking the same thing
It could be that he looks like a fat tyrannosaurus
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by Patrick Vint on Jan 20, 2010 7:12 PM CST up reply actions
Hi Eubanks!
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by Patrick Vint on Jan 20, 2010 7:10 PM CST up reply actions
Are we really winning the second half?
or are they playing only four?
p.s. I’m not watching the game.
"Last year we just self-destructed ... We had possessions [this game]. We just couldn’t get anything going." Paul Johnson on Georgia Tech's loss to Iowa in the Orange Bowl.
They're giving us the "mercy treatment" like Minny did at the end of that game
No reason to run up the score on us.
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Jan 20, 2010 7:13 PM CST up reply actions
Don't look now, but...
…seriously, don’t look now.
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GOD DAMN IT COLE
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It's incredible
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by Patrick Vint on Jan 20, 2010 7:16 PM CST up reply actions
How the fuck did we only get ONE POINT out of that whole sequences?
Big junkies come from little junkies.
Um, we're Iowa.
Is this your first time, too?
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by Patrick Vint on Jan 20, 2010 7:16 PM CST up reply actions
Seriously, Cole is just some perverse science experiment, right?
The UI gets a bunch of grant money if they let this shaved ape try to play basketball?
Big junkies come from little junkies.
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Jan 20, 2010 7:20 PM CST up reply actions
Oh, the FAIL is strong in you.
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by Patrick Vint on Jan 20, 2010 7:21 PM CST up reply actions
Aw
I had to put the sarcastic response up for shaved ape.
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by recoveringfratguy on Jan 20, 2010 7:22 PM CST up reply actions
And yes
I know he’s white
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by recoveringfratguy on Jan 20, 2010 7:22 PM CST up reply actions
62-55, 4:00 to go.
Shockingly enough, it ain’t over yet.
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MSU -21.5
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by Patrick Vint on Jan 20, 2010 7:19 PM CST up reply actions
FIRST
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by Patrick Vint on Jan 20, 2010 7:19 PM CST up reply actions
HERE COMES THE BANHAMMER
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by Patrick Vint on Jan 20, 2010 7:20 PM CST up reply actions
So adorable, those Hawkeyes!
Just turned the game on, figured Iowa would be down by 70 by now. Nope. Just 7. Go get ’em.
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by Run Up The Score on Jan 20, 2010 7:18 PM CST up reply actions
Screw that, I hate Iowa's basketball team.
Football? Fine. Love ’em.
BUT WE SHOULDN’T LOSE TO SOMEONE WHOSE BEST PLAYER IS CULLY PAYNE.
WHY WHY WHY WHY
by ReadingRambler on Jan 20, 2010 7:22 PM CST up reply actions
Because God is a heartless bastard.
Also, we are coached by Ed DeChellis.
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by Run Up The Score on Jan 20, 2010 7:23 PM CST up reply actions
You shouldn't make Cully Payne our best player
DID I NOT JUST BLOW YOUR MIND?
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by Patrick Vint on Jan 20, 2010 7:23 PM CST up reply actions
It's never a good sign when they can roll out the time machine graphic about the last time your team did something good.
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That's even sadder than the football team's futility in Columbus.
Since the hoopyball team gets a shot at a win in East Lansing just about every year.
Big junkies come from little junkies.
FYI, it's crunch time against a top 10 team on the road
and John Lickliter is in the game
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MAYDAY
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GATENS BABY
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Chris Street is toying with us from above
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by recoveringfratguy on Jan 20, 2010 7:24 PM CST reply actions
...and Jarryd Cole
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it was 19-15 when my wife came home
Of course she wanted to watch the news. I blame her for the meltdown. Cuz by the time John Campbell’s turn was up on KCRG it was 35-23 and I knew the start was too good to be true…
by blackgoldandcubbieblue on Jan 20, 2010 7:24 PM CST via mobile reply actions
ABS
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by Patrick Vint on Jan 20, 2010 7:25 PM CST up reply actions
GTL!
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by recoveringfratguy on Jan 20, 2010 7:25 PM CST up reply actions
I don't know what you're talking about.
by ReadingRambler on Jan 20, 2010 7:26 PM CST up reply actions
Trust me Rambler
I feel dirty for putting that up, I was sucked into Jersey Shore one day while fighting a hangover. I got dumber as a result.
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by recoveringfratguy on Jan 20, 2010 7:26 PM CST up reply actions
That happens to be Penn State's favorite play out of a timeout.
Perhaps Lickliter learned something on Saturday. Four players stand around, launch 35-footer, profit.
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by Run Up The Score on Jan 20, 2010 7:27 PM CST up reply actions
Ah, the underwear gnomes.
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by Patrick Vint on Jan 20, 2010 7:28 PM CST up reply actions
That is atrocious
and it goes completely on Lickliter.
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When the entire offense is "half-assed screen on the ballhandler," you're going to have problems.
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by Patrick Vint on Jan 20, 2010 7:27 PM CST up reply actions
Oof, we needed that Gatens shot
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2 FT's for Cole, then the foul
Credit where it’s due, those were clutch.
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What do you get when you divide by zero?
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by Patrick Vint on Jan 20, 2010 7:31 PM CST up reply actions
!undefined
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by Run Up The Score on Jan 20, 2010 7:31 PM CST up reply actions
It depends HS
I am an accountant by profession, it just depends on how much you are willing to pay me.
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by recoveringfratguy on Jan 20, 2010 7:32 PM CST up reply actions
Turning Point
Maybe we can build on this second half performance for the rest of the season and salvage a few upsets. It would go a long way in the Lickliter stock department.
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by recoveringfratguy on Jan 20, 2010 7:31 PM CST reply actions
Agreed.
Could have had a big one there, though.
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by Patrick Vint on Jan 20, 2010 7:32 PM CST up reply actions
Easy, it's because you're Penn State
How does it feel to attend a women’s volleyball school?
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by Patrick Vint on Jan 20, 2010 7:32 PM CST up reply actions
WE'RE A FENCING SCHOOL, YOU DICK.
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by Run Up The Score on Jan 20, 2010 7:32 PM CST up reply actions
Northwestern > Iowa
Penn State > Northwestern
PENN STATE > IOWA
by ReadingRambler on Jan 20, 2010 7:33 PM CST up reply actions
I'd rather be owned by Iowa than be owned by just Northwestern
by ReadingRambler on Jan 20, 2010 7:34 PM CST up reply actions
But you're owned by the guys who are owned by Northwestern.
We’re both Northwestern’s bitches. At least Iowa is bottom bitch.
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by Patrick Vint on Jan 20, 2010 7:35 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Did MSU just lose interest since the refs were ceding this game to them? How did Iowa get close? (missed most of the 2nd half)
MSU went cold (or got lazy)
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by Patrick Vint on Jan 20, 2010 7:33 PM CST up reply actions
Or both
I don’t think we played the first ten minutes or the last ten minutes against either Illinois or Iowa.
Ronnie Harmon resents your implication
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by Patrick Vint on Jan 20, 2010 7:34 PM CST up reply actions
NEVER SPEAK HIS NAME AGAIN!
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by recoveringfratguy on Jan 20, 2010 7:34 PM CST up reply actions
They keep it up, it will look almost as bad as PSU's loss to Iowa.
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by Patrick Vint on Jan 20, 2010 7:34 PM CST up reply actions
What are you talking about?
We’re a women’s volleyball school. Don’t have another sport. And I’m pretty sure we just went undefeated for the third straight year.
by ReadingRambler on Jan 20, 2010 7:35 PM CST up reply actions
God damn right.
I’m saving singles and drinking doubles. When are you getting into town?
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by Patrick Vint on Jan 20, 2010 7:37 PM CST up reply actions
Excellent. I'll be over that night.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Jan 20, 2010 7:40 PM CST up reply actions
Just got home from class, so I missed the game.
But I see that WE WON THE SECOND HALF!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
FUCK YOU SPARTY, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHAWKEYESWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
SECOND HALF CHAMPS!!!
VICTORY POLKA VICT POL!!!
MORE ZAZZ! I DEMAND MORE ZAZZ!
You know, I posted that and then went and ate dinner,
and about halfway through my baked potato, I thought, “Aw fuck, we won the second half! I shoulda’ typed…”
So yeah. Dammit. Oh well.
MORE ZAZZ! I DEMAND MORE ZAZZ!
by Bucketochicken on Jan 20, 2010 9:26 PM CST up reply actions
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