It's Not Plagiarism If You Link to It Remembers Chris Street
RIP, Chris Street. Seventeen years ago yesterday, Iowa junior forward Chris Street, just two weeks shy of his 21st birthday, was struck by a snow plow and killed as he left a team banquet. He was buried days later in his jersey, and his number 40 was retired later that season.
The common theme for posts like this is dumbstruck melancholy; this is where we're supposed to say how it feels like it happened just yesterday, but to be perfectly honest, it feels like 17 years. Where January 19 used to be a solemn day for many Iowa fans, it passed with hardly a word this year. It's no knock on Street, who was a great player and a loyal Hawkeye; it's just the inevitable side effect of the passage of time.
But I still think about Chris from time to time, especially when BTN replays the January 28 game with Michigan State (available here), which Iowa won in overtime on the back of Acie Earl, playing with the #40 shaved into the back of his head. It's hard to watch that game, or the later home date against the Fab Five of Michigan, and not wonder what might have been. We still miss you, Chris.
Speaking of Michigan State, Iowa goes to the Carlson Breslin Center tonight for its annual colonoscopy courtesy of Tom Izzo and the Spartans (5:30, BTN, and Gus Johnson is on the call baby WOOOOOO). Breslin has been a house of horrors for Iowa; the Hawkeyes haven't won in East Lansing since 1993, have been within single digits once since 1998 (last year, when Iowa lost by 8), and lost the last 12 by an average margin of nearly 18 points. That is to say nothing of the fact that their student section spent most of the late 90's coming up with the best insults I've ever heard thrown at an Iowa basketball team. The Only Colors strings together as many backhanded compliments as possible to describe Iowa's last two wins, but appears to be about as enthused about this game as we are. This, my friends, is not going to be pretty.
Surprisingly, "Stanzi vs. Indiana" Didn't Make It. Doc Saturday counts down the top individual performances from last season, rightfully placing Ndomukong Suh's one-man curbstomping of Texas in the top spot and -- at the behest of Oops Pow, among others -- squeezing in Adrian Clayborn's destruction of the Georgia Tech triple option at number four (well, techincally five, as there is a tie for second):
When a defensive end clearly stands out to the casual fan, he's having a big game, and Orange Bowl viewers couldn't miss Iowa's Adrian Clayborn, the big man shedding blocks, holding his ground and creating havoc for Georgia Tech's lethal triple option scheme at every turn.
I want to complain that he's rated too low, but I honestly can't place AC's Orange Bowl performance above the four listed ahead of him. The real travesty here may well be the complete omission of The Chosen One; despite breaking Vince Young's BCS-game yardage record in his near-flawless crucifixion of Cincinnati, Tebow doesn't make the top five (or six).
In other arbitrary post-season list news, Rittenberg places two Iowa squads -- 2002 and 2009 -- in his list of the ten best Big Ten teams of the last ten years (yes, that is a lot of tens in one sentence). There is certainly a quibble here, in that an Iowa team that went undefeated in the conference is placed behind 2005 Penn State, which lost to Michigan, barely won the Orange Bowl against 8-5 Florida State, and almost surely would have lost to Iowa had they not paid Jim Delaney thousands of dollars to take the Hawks off the schedule.
Foot's Notes:
- Orange Bowl ratings sucked -- they were actually a tick lower than the non-BCS, non-prime time Citrus Bowl -- but they sucked 26% less than last year's game.
- Iowa State guard -- and future James Bond villain -- Lucca Staiger abruptly quit the team and returned to the motherland to play professionally. This leaves Iowa State with seven scholarship players on the eve of tonight's game with Texas Tech. Clone Chronicles found a German scouting report and plugged it into the Google translator; Germanglish-based hilarity ensues. All your guards are belong to us.
- Lickliter is experimenting with new substitution patterns designed to keep his players fresher late in games and piss them off to the point where they have no other option but to transfer en masse at the end of the season.
- Some crazy woman in Alabama meets crazy former Iowa quarterback Drew Tate.
- YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!
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"I know you're from Middle America, and sometimes you feel like you're representing more than just a school or a conference, maybe an entire group of American citizens out there."
by Twin Cities Hawk on Jan 20, 2010 2:00 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
He must have taken lessons from........
Wait for it……
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Jan 20, 2010 2:47 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Wait a minute
Looking at all 34 numbers, I’m surprised how well the Rose Bowl. It wasn’t that far behind the BCS title game, and it blew away the other BCS games. The Big Ten has television power, as Ohio State, Penn State, and to a lesser degree, Iowa, showed.
If Iowa/Ga Tech got a 6.8 and Penn State/LSU got a 6.8, how is that “to a lesser extent Iowa”. We at least tie with that one.
In 100 years, we'll all be dead.
by Flakbait on Jan 20, 2010 2:18 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Not really.
There’s a difference between having a primetime game and being the only CFB action going and having a noon start and overlapping with two other games.
Big junkies come from little junkies.
by RossWB on Jan 20, 2010 2:21 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
True
but it doesn’t take into account how many of those viewers were drawn by GT & LSU. A real analysis would require a breakdown on at least a state by state level..
There’s also the “I’ve watched a lot of football lately, I’m going to skip this one” factor that has hit a lot of folks by Jan 5 vs the “It’s New Years Day, turn on the game”.
I would be suprised if Penn State didn’t draw more casual viewers, I’m just not sold that you can tell that by one game.
In 100 years, we'll all be dead.
by Flakbait on Jan 20, 2010 3:10 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
So not even the Iowa basketball team is immune from the debt crisis? Gadzooks!
"We don’t want our guys to get fatigued or go into oxygen debt.
So these new substitution patterns are really a stimulus package, eh?
(Needless to say, please don’t use this an excuse to talk politics here.)
Big junkies come from little junkies.
by RossWB on Jan 20, 2010 2:23 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
MY CANDIDATE IS SUPERIOR TO YOUR CANDIDATE
(No, seriously, don’t fucking mention politics)
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Jan 20, 2010 2:24 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Amerikanzi is BHGP ONLY canidate
"Well of course, there's nothing better than being American!!!" - Ricky Americanzi, Jan. 5th, 2010
by The Bacon Explosion on Jan 20, 2010 2:26 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
We've been over this before...
there is no “k” in America. Suggesting Ricky is affiliated with the Reds will get you one place and one place only, sir. Nuclear fuckin’ holocaust.
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Jan 20, 2010 2:34 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Nuclear Holocaust?
I thought it would be more along the lines of Hockey Bear and his F-16.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Jan 20, 2010 2:40 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
byyyyaaaaaah!!! gibbledy graaawwww!! HOCKEYBEAR!!!
Keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either, Dude.
by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Jan 21, 2010 9:03 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Let's be honest
Any nuke launched The Manzi is bound to be intercepted by the other country’s nuclear defenses.
by NorseHawk on Jan 20, 2010 3:10 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Running Mate
Imagine the ticket of Stanzi-Clayborn hello white house
"I believe I have the total package of speed, strength, and explosion," Adrian F@#kin Clayborn
by DportROTCHawki on Jan 20, 2010 2:28 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Aside from my opinion of "Screw Tim Tebow", seriously, HS:
Cinci didn’t even have a defense this year.
by ReadingRambler on Jan 20, 2010 3:08 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
There is certainly a quibble here, in that an Iowa team that went undefeated in the conference is placed behind 2005 Penn State, which lost to Michigan, barely won the Orange Bowl against 8-5 Florida State, and almost surely would have lost to Iowa had they not paid Jim Delaney thousands of dollars to take the Hawks off the schedule.
True, but 2005 Michigan > 2002 Iowa State.
And Tamba Hali would have sacked Drew Tate so hard, Tate would have bitched out his line.
by ReadingRambler on Jan 20, 2010 3:11 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Tate bitched out his line
all the time, so that doesn’t count.
In 100 years, we'll all be dead.
by Flakbait on Jan 20, 2010 3:13 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
There are so many things wrong with this post:
1) Drew Tate was motherfucking impossible to sack. He’d have spun away for Hali at least twice, possibly lost his helmet, and still thrown a strike to Clinton Solomon
2) Drew Tate was not actually on the 2002 team
3) Brad Banks was, and Hali couldn’t have caught him either
4) It wouldn’t have been an issue anyway because there was no way Hali would have gotten around Gallery
by NorseHawk on Jan 20, 2010 3:15 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh wait you mean the 2005 team had they played
I thought you were comparing 2005 PSU to 2002 Iowa. As always, I am dumb.
The first point still stands. Drew Tate did not get sacked. I’m sure there are stats that say otherwise, but, ya know, lies, damn lies, etc
by NorseHawk on Jan 20, 2010 3:18 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
How much does it pain you
to have to use an OSU highlight? You’re a whore Rambler, a dirty, dirty, cheap whore!
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on Jan 20, 2010 4:03 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Do a google image search for "drew tate sack" and see if you do any better.
by ReadingRambler on Jan 20, 2010 4:35 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I, sir, shall pass on your kind offer.
by txhawkeye on Jan 20, 2010 4:42 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Shut it!!! Shut it now!!!

You’re letting all the “drew tate sack” jokes in!
Keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either, Dude.
by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Jan 21, 2010 9:07 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
My point about Tamba Damn Hali was in response to OPS saying 2005 Iowa would have beaten 2005 PSU.
That’s totally absurd. That 2005 team was awesome; they were all pissed off because everyone said they wouldn’t win more than 6 games.
God, what times. Posluszny was a beast that year too.
by ReadingRambler on Jan 20, 2010 3:18 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Since when does Penn State being good have anything to do with them beating Iowa?
by NorseHawk on Jan 20, 2010 3:21 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
We beat you when we had Morelli.
So you may have a point.
by ReadingRambler on Jan 20, 2010 3:23 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Games started by Adam Shada do not officially count
by NorseHawk on Jan 20, 2010 3:23 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
1994: 61-21
“I was afraid something like this would happen.” – Fry.
by ReadingRambler on Jan 20, 2010 3:26 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
It never gets tiresome to see.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Jan 20, 2010 3:29 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Boone's karate kicks were invaluable.
My God, he actually killed Clayborn.
by ReadingRambler on Jan 20, 2010 3:34 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I wanted you to say that didn't count either so I could do this:

by NorseHawk on Jan 20, 2010 3:42 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
The refs called him out of bounds.
Why do they always screw Iowa?
by ReadingRambler on Jan 20, 2010 3:57 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
That game falls under the Christensen Clause, I believe.
Big junkies come from little junkies.
by RossWB on Jan 20, 2010 3:25 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
JC6 - no one's savior
"Well of course, there's nothing better than being American!!!" - Ricky Americanzi, Jan. 5th, 2010
by The Bacon Explosion on Jan 21, 2010 11:35 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Probably.
But it was also “totally absurd” that Iowa would beat PSU last year or that 05 Iowa would beat 05 Wisco on Barry Alvarez Day and, whoops, those wins actually happened. We all know weird shit happens in Iowa-PSU (much like Iowa-jNW… >sigh<).
Also: I agree with giving PSU a demerit for needing 3 OTs to beat an above-average FSU team. 8-0 in a good BXI is pretty damn impressive.
Big junkies come from little junkies.
by RossWB on Jan 20, 2010 3:24 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
FSU was really, really good on defense that year. Very fast and fairly disciplined.
Jeff Bowden was a jackass.
We lost Tony Hunt early on, and that cost us, because Austin Scott couldn’t handle a blitz. Tony could.
But, ANYWAY, I was being somewhat sarcastic to begin with. Comparing teams from different years. I mean, come on. HS started it!
by ReadingRambler on Jan 20, 2010 3:28 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
HS said that
But for real, as conference winning teams go, 2005 PSU was dogshit.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Jan 20, 2010 3:29 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
2001 Illinois would like to talk to you.
by ReadingRambler on Jan 20, 2010 3:30 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Slightly better smelling dogshit is still dogshit
by NorseHawk on Jan 20, 2010 3:35 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
"I know you like to thaaank yo shit don't staaank..."
ok, I’ll stop.
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Jan 20, 2010 5:19 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I was a senior that year as well . . .
Had season tickets.
The rest of that year was pretty sad and surreal.
by Torbee on Jan 20, 2010 3:40 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
The state of Iowa basketball = 2 stories about a well remembered player who died too young, and Iowa team playing at MSU tonight. No comments, although possibly live blog of the cover your eyes-fest . Bickering about whether the Iowa team in 2002 or 2005 was better or worse than than the PSU team in 2005 = 50 comments and counting. And judging by the pictures in the thread, is it any wonder Lute jilted us? Wait, our bball coaching thread is Lute Olsen to George Raveling to Tom Davis to Voldemort to Lickliter? Fucking fuck.
by txhawkeye on Jan 20, 2010 4:54 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
The "football school" thing is a pretty recent phenomenon
Started in the later days of Alford, when everyone turned on him and got in the habit of not giving a fuck. The team has yet to give them a reason to start yet.
Also Lute left because the Daily Iowan was mean to him.
by NorseHawk on Jan 21, 2010 12:12 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I think Hawkeye basketball's long decline began with Chris' death
It seemed that’s when the air started to suck out of Dr. Tom’s program, and we are still recovering from that.
My blog: http://www.gretainthebox.com
by Leftcoast Hawk on Jan 20, 2010 5:16 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Seriously, 17 years?
Life’s short, live it hard.
by Pubes in Pink Urinals on Jan 20, 2010 5:45 PM CST via mobile reply actions 0 recs
Speaking of Hawkeye basketball...
Is there not a live game thread for this one? Gatens has scored as many points as the entire Spartan team thus far, and Iowa leads 12-8
by HeroPatriotStanzi on Jan 20, 2010 5:47 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Am I the only one
That really misses those old Iowa basketball uniforms and thinks we’d be better served if we had somethign similiar today? I mean, we’ve got to do SOMETHING to look good out there, and it sure as hell ain’t going to be the product.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on Jan 20, 2010 7:59 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
The old ones (from the Tom Davis days)...
definitely look better than the ones we have now.
The uniforms for most of the (name-redacted) era were kind of vanilla and not memorable, but still looked OK. Toward the very beginning of (name-redacted)’s era, they had some spiffy ones that were based on a design used by many popular Nike schools (I seem to recall Stanford and UConn had similar unis at the time). See the pics below.
The ones I liked:

The ones I thought were a bit too plain:

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 20, 2010 10:27 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Let's go back to the Lute era iniforms
Can you imagine lick jr. in a pair of nut huggers turning the ball over? Oh my god belay my last.
Who's leg do I have to hump to get a drink around here?-Brian
by fliphawk4 on Jan 20, 2010 11:27 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Chris Street
Every once in awhile, I would get on a kick of saving newspapers for events I thought were important. I think I have some from 9/11, and from when Dale Earnhardt died (yes, laugh if you want). And a few other events from about 1990 to 2005.
One of the first times I saved newspapers was from when Chris Street died. I have no higher tribute to give.
He was the definition of hustle. He had some talent and some physical traits for basketball. Could he have been another Ryan Bowen? Or could he have been better? We will never know, but we will always remember.
RIP, Chris.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 20, 2010 10:32 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I played some pick-up ball in the Chris Street Gym in Indianola on the 19th
Didn’t realize that was the anniversary. I hope I did him proud with all my turnovers and bricks I was throwing up.
It's not that I'm lazy, Bob, it's that I just don't care
by Colteyes on Jan 21, 2010 6:57 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
You only honored
J.R. Koch
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
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