WE'RE TALKIN' BASKETBALL: Nittany Lion? No, But I Stitched A Tiger Or Two!
by Adam Jacobi on Jan 16, 2010 10:00 AM CST
in Iowa Hawkeyes Basketball
Email
PrintPenn St. Nittany Lions at Iowa Hawkeyes, Jan 16, 2010 12:05 PM CST
Never forget Black Shoe Diarrhea.
Okay, people. We need to brace ourselves for the fact that if Iowa doesn't win this game, they could quite conceivably not win another game for the rest of the season. No, really; if they can't beat fellow 0-4 BXI team Penn State, who is wretched, there's scarcely any hope for any of the remaining 13 games. Then, as prophecy decrees, they rip off four in a row and go to the NCAA tournament anyway as the first and only Big Ten team to ever participate in a play-in game. We've been over this like a thousand times.
Amazingly, the game is televised; the BTN was benevolent enough to go ahead and give us the 12:05 (1:05 if you're in the Eastern Bastard Time Zone) slot for the game; we suspect it's because Gary Barta and Tim Curley told the network it was a wrestling meet. Because honestly, TV cameras belong at this game about as much as they belong up Katie Couric's butthole. Oh wait. Shit. NO, we don't mean shit as in that's what they found in... you know what, let's just move on.
We're posting the thread a little early so everyone can get their predictions in before tipoff. And also so we can accuse Reading Rambler (who, we'll happily point out, was the 6th most active commenter on BHGP; Hawkeye State, by comparison, was #7) of being a diarrhea lover for a good two hours before the game begins. Seems only fair.
You ready for the pain? There will be pain. All the standard rules apply; no slurs, no porn, no unauthorized video streams. Other than that, let's do this, and may the lesser sucky team win.
458 comments
|
0 recs |
Do you like this story?
Comments
Iowa 52
Penn State 53.
PSU winning half court shot at buzzer sends 2,435 to the wrestling meet with no discernible change in attitude.
"And on the seventh day God rested. That’s when he asked me to take over."
2,435 fans
that is…
"And on the seventh day God rested. That’s when he asked me to take over."
by StoopsMyAss on Jan 16, 2010 10:17 AM CST up reply actions
Is that paid attendance or actual butts in seats?
by Salamicat18 on Jan 16, 2010 10:20 AM CST up reply actions
That's counting actual buttocks...
….so divide by two and you have the true attendance.
"If you want to become a man--come to Iowa"--All American IOWA LB PAT ANGERER, whose best friend is a dog.
by The Director on Jan 16, 2010 10:26 AM CST up reply actions
Rambler on the front page
What have you done? You know he’s a droid, right? You’ve just given him license to program himself 10 dicks that you’ll now be sucking. For all we know, he may actually be Hockeybear.
This can only end badly.
"We just forgot our pants. Nothing against the team or anything like that." -- take a guess
By the way, sometimes I think I'd rather....
……get a camera put up my butthole rather than watch this Iowa team play b-ball. The difference is that you get prepped for a colonoscopy—but nothing can prep you for this basketball team.
Plus, the camera can prevent cancer. I think watching this team might just cause cancer.
Just something to think about…….
"If you want to become a man--come to Iowa"--All American IOWA LB PAT ANGERER, whose best friend is a dog.
They also drug you up before a colonoscopy.
by Other Chris on Jan 16, 2010 11:04 AM CST up reply actions
Last Saturday home game...
I think attendance will be decent. And by decent, I mean according to this year’s standards. I think the place will be at least half full.
Yeah, don't know what I was thinking...
I think it was the Schlitz talking.
Police said the student donkey-kicked an officer after she was caught stealing vitamins from a downtown store.
I'd hate if I cared.
Twitter: @scrappled
scrappled.com
"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee
by Run Up The Score on Jan 16, 2010 10:51 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
Quote from this week's Sporting News
“Despite two Big Ten tournament titles, Iowa fans convinced themselves he couldn’t coach. They were wrong. Along with recruiting ace Craig Neal, ###### has Los Lobos rocking.”
Yes, shame on us Iowa fans for not being satisfied with ###### taking the program down a step or two. Granted, we are another hundred or so steps down. But to imply we should have been happy with that snake in charge is a slap in the face.
At least spell the ass-fucker's name correctly; its @#####.
Ass-fucker could become the next John Wooden and he would still be an ass-fucker who will always fuck asses (not that there is anything wrong with that as long as the ass-fuckees want their asses fucked by the ass-fucker.) Personally my pucker hole was sore two days after ass fucker got to town.
Prediction?
PAIN. Defensive ineptitude matched only by complete and utter FAIL at making the wide-open layups resulting from said ineptitude. First team to 40 wins.
"You think you're pretty smart, don't you? What's with your dago mustache and greasy hair?"
I think John Lickliter is the real X-factor in this one. PSU cannot afford to let him attempt a contested layup.
http://linebacker-u.com
PSU wins
6-4. The offense is so bad that they give up two safeties, but still win. (of course one of the safeties is a “fuck you” safety, but still, 2 safeties!)
by TEXaco on Jan 16, 2010 11:10 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
I predict I post more comments than Reading Rambler.
That is such bullshit.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
Gameday at UConn
Digger Phelps + Connecticut undergrads = Biggest collection of douchebags in the history of mankind.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
Does anyone know if it is possible to get this game on the internet?
Also, iowa 63-60. Would be less, but bad d gets in the way of a 32-31 game
Advice for Event Management today...
Hockey Bear intro = victory
Police said the student donkey-kicked an officer after she was caught stealing vitamins from a downtown store.
For those of you in Iowa City, a quick reminder:
If you’re walking around the street and see dead bodies littering the sidewalk, a quick reminder: BAS RUTTEN IS ON CAMPUS. DO NOT FEED THE BAS RUTTEN.
Also, as you might remember, we’ve had our own bit of fun with Bas before.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
I really wish I'd seen Inside MMA last night.
Apparently Brands did a Bas impression.
Big junkies come from little junkies.
It's on again at 4:30 today
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Jan 16, 2010 11:50 AM CST up reply actions
DAINGITY DAINGITY DAING
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Jan 16, 2010 11:53 AM CST up reply actions
DOHNT YOU EVAR DO DIS
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Jan 16, 2010 12:27 PM CST up reply actions
Wait just a hot shit second
I think we should be gunning for the loss, winning this game is like being runner up Pork Queen. When one is looking for rock bottom it is best to find it early and get it done with.
"Well of course, there's nothing better than being American!!!" - Ricky Americanzi, Jan. 5th, 2010
by The Bacon Explosion on Jan 16, 2010 11:36 AM CST reply actions
Yeah, we're tanking this shit for a reason, right?
Worst record gets you the most ping pong balls in the lottery and when you win that you get first crack at the best recruits, right? RIGHT? I mean, I’m pretty sure that’s how this shit works.
Big junkies come from little junkies.
I'm watching Xavier-Dayton
The students at Xavier have a Ronald Reagan cardboard cutout because Dayton hasn’t won at Xavier since 1985. Well done, Xavier kids.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
Oh good
Put the commentators in front of the completely empty student section. Well played, SID.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
Phil Haddy is still in the tanning booth.
Police said the student donkey-kicked an officer after she was caught stealing vitamins from a downtown store.
"We've got a good matchup here" - Craig Coshun
No, you don’t. You don’t have to lie to the 12 of us watching. We know what we are seeing.
Police said the student donkey-kicked an officer after she was caught stealing vitamins from a downtown store.
Iowa wins the tip
STOP THE GAME! STOP THE GAME!
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
No, really, please stop the game.
Police said the student donkey-kicked an officer after she was caught stealing vitamins from a downtown store.
That free throw sums this game up nicely.
Well played, Andrew Ott.
Police said the student donkey-kicked an officer after she was caught stealing vitamins from a downtown store.
Was that just an airballed free throw?
Big Ten basketball: Catch the fever!
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
And he's been one of our best players lately.
Twitter: @scrappled
scrappled.com
"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee
by Run Up The Score on Jan 16, 2010 12:10 PM CST up reply actions
He has all of your points
as opposed to our zero
by Brock Sampson on Jan 16, 2010 12:12 PM CST up reply actions
Dear God
This game has already reached an epic level of suck.
SHould I stay for the game or go watch my 9 year old nice's game?
Which would be a better quality of ball?
That place used to be full...
/single tear
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
It's never too early for Lil' John.
Police said the student donkey-kicked an officer after she was caught stealing vitamins from a downtown store.
"The shot clock is down to 6"
I think that’s the name of the offense.
Police said the student donkey-kicked an officer after she was caught stealing vitamins from a downtown store.
by bpriebe on Jan 16, 2010 12:13 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Maybe Jack McCallum will write a book about them
“Twenty-Seven Seconds or More”
by Brock Sampson on Jan 16, 2010 12:18 PM CST up reply actions
LIL' LICK FROM WAY DOWNTOWN
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
(Also, he travels constantly. The pivot foot concept is lost to him.)
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Jan 16, 2010 12:14 PM CST up reply actions
Don't knock it
Reggie Miller made an entire career out of that.
by Brock Sampson on Jan 16, 2010 12:15 PM CST up reply actions
Well, this game's living up to all the hype so far
Don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard while watching a sporting event all by myself.
http://linebacker-u.com
In the gym range...
He’s like Kingsbury without the size, athletic ability, overall skill, or drug problem.
Police said the student donkey-kicked an officer after she was caught stealing vitamins from a downtown store.
Storminspank is estimating it at 6000-7000 in attendance.
That feels slightly high.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
DO NOT ELBOW LIL JOHN IN THE HEAD
HE WILL GO CRAZY ON YO ASS
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
Here comes the scoring drought
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
No offense, to Hawkeye State
but it doesn’t take Nostradamus to predict a scoring drought with this team.
Police said the student donkey-kicked an officer after she was caught stealing vitamins from a downtown store.
Just a note: We're 7:30 in, and John Lickliter is our top scorer.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
He was tied for leading scorer at the half against Illinois.
With 3.
Police said the student donkey-kicked an officer after she was caught stealing vitamins from a downtown store.
Good offense...
Shoot long 3’s and hope they go in. If not, maybe Fuller will get an offensive rebound.
Police said the student donkey-kicked an officer after she was caught stealing vitamins from a downtown store.
Is Gatens really bad at scoring off the dribble?
because otherwise I don’t understand why our offense isn’t “Matt, do what you can, and then shoot the ball”
Lil John 1-1. Everyone else 0-9.
Police said the student donkey-kicked an officer after she was caught stealing vitamins from a downtown store.
OK, now I'm yelling at the television
This is killing me. It’s fucking killing me. I’m fucking dying.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
Can Kenyon come on the floor and dunk for us so we can say we had one today
I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.
- Terry Bradshaw
by thegunslinger12 on Jan 16, 2010 12:23 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Holy shit
Cougill, Brommer, and Lickliter should never see the court. You get guys to replace those three, and put Payne, May, and Bawinkel back into reserve rolls, and this team wins a few games. Not many, but closer. Damnit those three shouldn’t be playing.
by imadirtyoldman on Jan 16, 2010 12:24 PM CST reply actions
Talor Battle's tattoo...
Is is the same as Anthony Tucker’s?
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Jan 16, 2010 12:25 PM CST reply actions
We don't really suck that much
NittanyWhiteOut.com. Arguably the second best Penn State blog I know of.
You can't handle the suck.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Jan 16, 2010 12:26 PM CST up reply actions
we're like the basketball version of Indiana's football
We’re not particularly good, but we have chances to win and shoot ourselves in the foot
NittanyWhiteOut.com. Arguably the second best Penn State blog I know of.
by Devon Edwards on Jan 16, 2010 12:26 PM CST up reply actions
See, we've been trying to tell you
Penn States fans only THOUGHT they knew about truly awful basketball.
seriously.
You guys are a whole nother level of awful.
NittanyWhiteOut.com. Arguably the second best Penn State blog I know of.
by Devon Edwards on Jan 16, 2010 12:29 PM CST up reply actions
See, we've been trying to tell you
Penn States fans only THOUGHT they knew about truly awful basketball.
Wow. Just wow.
Police said the student donkey-kicked an officer after she was caught stealing vitamins from a downtown store.
F*ckin finally
why is scoring such a foreign concept?
BAWINKEL FOR PREZ
of some crappy club. i ithink we would be a pretty decent city rec league team at least
Jarryd Cole has officially surpassed Sean Sonderliter as the DUMBEST POST PLAYER IN THE HISTORY OF THE PROGRAM
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
On a side note,
I saw Sondy play for Ft. Wayne in Sioux Falls last night. He started, and was completely worthless.
by Kinnick Stadium is my Graceland on Jan 16, 2010 1:02 PM CST up reply actions
LESS EMPTY!
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Jan 16, 2010 12:29 PM CST up reply actions
Xavier wins again
Tried to blow it with crappy FT shooting (Dayton got it within two late), but woke up late.
A dunk! Now we just need a 2-point jump shot and we've hit for the cycle.
Police said the student donkey-kicked an officer after she was caught stealing vitamins from a downtown store.
The sad thing is Tucker is playing his ass off inside with no possibility of ever getting the ball
He deserves better.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
Er, Fuller
I’m having a slow-motion anyeurism
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Jan 16, 2010 12:29 PM CST up reply actions
Watching this will do that.
Police said the student donkey-kicked an officer after she was caught stealing vitamins from a downtown store.
Dean Oliver
w/the greatest pass in Iowa history.
"The Passing Game" Big Televen Commercial
Replays Dean Oliver’s pass to Settles in the NCAA tourney. sigh
This season is more like The Crying Game!
Because we’re so sad at the bad basketball, I mean! I didn’t bang another dude! I promise!
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Jan 16, 2010 12:32 PM CST up reply actions
Sad,
I didn’t even remember who that was
by The Nihilist on Jan 16, 2010 12:32 PM CST up reply actions
Iowa has killed your dreams...
…and memory.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jan 16, 2010 1:24 PM CST up reply actions
Iowa is 3-16 from the field
Just a little below their season average…
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
Basketbal Herky is so fucking creepy
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
It's time for the Andrew Brommer Hideous Foul Parade
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
He makes Glen Worley look like Oscar Robertson
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Jan 16, 2010 12:35 PM CST up reply actions
And here I once hoped that we'd never again see a player worse than Worley
That guy was the most overrated recruit.
I was just talking to a friend last night about Worley...
…and was saying that I think Worley would have done a lot better in Lick’s system than the one he played in.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jan 16, 2010 1:26 PM CST up reply actions
Brommer career update...
46 points, 44 fouls.
Police said the student donkey-kicked an officer after she was caught stealing vitamins from a downtown store.
Wait....
Is that a crowd I hear?
Police said the student donkey-kicked an officer after she was caught stealing vitamins from a downtown store.
These games would be more enjoyable if they included canned laughter.
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Jan 16, 2010 12:36 PM CST up reply actions
or Yakety Sax
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Jan 16, 2010 12:37 PM CST up reply actions
Fans
How many of the crowd is just there early to save there seats for the duel tonight
I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.
- Terry Bradshaw
by thegunslinger12 on Jan 16, 2010 12:36 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Jan 16, 2010 12:37 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
PLAY OF THE YEAR
STOP THE SEASON
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
...
Wow
I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.
- Terry Bradshaw
by thegunslinger12 on Jan 16, 2010 12:38 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I hope Ferentz saw that shit.
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Jan 16, 2010 12:40 PM CST up reply actions
I honestly don't know what to say...
An athletic block, a transition basket, the crowd cheering…
Crap, I must have just died.
Police said the student donkey-kicked an officer after she was caught stealing vitamins from a downtown store.
Barbasol commercial!
+100 for the BTN.
Police said the student donkey-kicked an officer after she was caught stealing vitamins from a downtown store.
Welcome home, handsome!
“This $1.50 can of shaving cream means I love you! Now shave your fucking face, because I won’t even look at you if you have stubble.”
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Jan 16, 2010 12:41 PM CST up reply actions
I felt good about getting +100 from you
but if Barbasol gets the same, I’m not so proud.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Jan 16, 2010 12:41 PM CST up reply actions
My point scale is out of whack today...
I blame the alcohol.
Police said the student donkey-kicked an officer after she was caught stealing vitamins from a downtown store.
Iowa rally leads to Barbasol commercial.
Not a coincidence.
Twitter: @scrappled
scrappled.com
"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee
by Run Up The Score on Jan 16, 2010 12:40 PM CST reply actions
THE LIBERATION OF ERIC MAY
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
Iowa now playing with a pulse on defense
And now—AND NOW ERIC MAY IS THE FUCKING BULL GOD
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
GTFO
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Jan 16, 2010 12:43 PM CST up reply actions
Well, Payne did it well
Cole had an open shot at the hoop and damn near biffed it.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Jan 16, 2010 12:44 PM CST up reply actions
Does that make Cougill the dessert fox?
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Jan 16, 2010 12:45 PM CST up reply actions
+10 snack cakes
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Jan 16, 2010 12:45 PM CST up reply actions
LOL
That’s a +274, sir.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Jan 16, 2010 12:46 PM CST up reply actions
No.
This is like when Jeff Brooks had awesome dunks against Sacred Heart.
by ReadingRambler on Jan 17, 2010 10:37 AM CST up reply actions
Fuller is an offensive rebounding machine.
Brommer is just offensive.
Police said the student donkey-kicked an officer after she was caught stealing vitamins from a downtown store.
I sit corrected.
For a couple of seconds.
48 points, 45 fouls.
Police said the student donkey-kicked an officer after she was caught stealing vitamins from a downtown store.
I'm making bacon, just so I can feel a little better.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Jan 16, 2010 12:47 PM CST up reply actions
An 18-4 run...
Penn State, you should be ashamed.
Police said the student donkey-kicked an officer after she was caught stealing vitamins from a downtown store.
There's really no excuse for that
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Jan 16, 2010 12:48 PM CST up reply actions
Fucking Iowa. I really do hate you assholes.
Twitter: @scrappled
scrappled.com
"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee
by Run Up The Score on Jan 16, 2010 12:48 PM CST reply actions
Oh, just wait until the second half cold snap.
Because it’s coming.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Jan 16, 2010 12:48 PM CST up reply actions
Poseurs
That’s our game.
Twitter: @scrappled
scrappled.com
"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee
by Run Up The Score on Jan 16, 2010 12:49 PM CST up reply actions
Good first half...
Let’s face it, the title for most God-awful basketball team should not be decided in just 20 minutes. But let’s hope 40 minutes will be enough.
Police said the student donkey-kicked an officer after she was caught stealing vitamins from a downtown store.
That was brutal
Wow. I thought the first half of the Michigan-Indiana game was bad basketball, but this was probably worse.
Good first half?
I don’t know if i can handle another 20 minutes of this shit.
I should clarify...
by “good”, I mean “Iowa wasn’t out of the game at the 16:00 minute mark”.
Police said the student donkey-kicked an officer after she was caught stealing vitamins from a downtown store.
They were....
but they msde a comeback late in the half lmao
Lickball
How do we start a fire lickball now site an see how many Hawk fans sign up. I’d bet more would sign up than there are arses in the seats today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shut up, dad.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Jan 16, 2010 1:03 PM CST up reply actions
Not wanting to start a "fire somebody" site = love?
Police said the student donkey-kicked an officer after she was caught stealing vitamins from a downtown store.
How about firelickliterordontidontreallycare.com
That probably better captures the feelings about this team right now.
by Brock Sampson on Jan 16, 2010 1:06 PM CST up reply actions
Time for Iowa to fall apart before the first media time out.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
yea he usually doesnt do anything when hes on the bench
"I just don't catch very well." - Shonn Greene
He's tied for 12th in the conference in rebounding.
Again, he’s a guard and he’s forced to shoot jump shots.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Genuine excitement.
Forcing an opposing team time-out. Mass hysteria!
Police said the student donkey-kicked an officer after she was caught stealing vitamins from a downtown store.
And we should be drawing more fouls on our rebound attempts
but refs aren’t calling over the back and pushing in the back.
It's consistent
PSU’s not drawing any fouls on their misses, either.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Hawks by 8
What happend to offense where guys were moving this 1 man dribbling, 3 standing an once every shot clock 1 guy cuts, this is pathetic. But we are winnin
Smart play by Gatens
Can you imagine if the mid-range jumper was a part of Iowa’s game, rather than looking to pass back out after getting your defender in the air?
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
It says that on your TV, too?
Whew – I thought mine was broken.
Police said the student donkey-kicked an officer after she was caught stealing vitamins from a downtown store.
Unbelievable
I didn’t think any team was worse than us this year
holy shit
we are consistently building a lead on a conference opponent.
Bawinkel sure can shoot.
Police said the student donkey-kicked an officer after she was caught stealing vitamins from a downtown store.
As long as he's 23 feet away and in a corner, yes, he sure can shoot.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Jan 16, 2010 1:20 PM CST up reply actions
I do believe that fits the definition.
Police said the student donkey-kicked an officer after she was caught stealing vitamins from a downtown store.
I just don't get it...
all bawinkel does is shoot 3s. why do you EVER leave him open beyond the arc?
That's what impresses me most about PSU
They don’t defend the perimeter, AND they give up offensive rebounds. It’s a remarkable combination.
by Brock Sampson on Jan 16, 2010 1:21 PM CST up reply actions
How are our guys so wide open
when all they do is stand in one spot. PSU sucks tooooooooo. WE might win a conference game
Todd Lickliter as Mel Gibson
GIVE ME BACK MY SON….’s field goal attempt
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
I ALREADY WORK AROUND THE CLOCK
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Jan 16, 2010 1:25 PM CST up reply actions
This is already higher-scoring than I expected
I wasn’t sure either team had the ability to hit wide-open shots. (I knew neither had the ability to prevent wide-open shots, though.)
No, I get that. I don't doubt that.
But you might be better suited for, like, rivals or scout. You know, the short buses. The retard sandboxes.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
HHHMMMMM
I’ve been a Hawk fan longer than you’ve been alive, college sports are all about coaching an lick isn’t a quality b10 coach, we should have hired his assistant from Butler, I just can handle truth better than some I guess. Also, I will eat crow in couple years if I’m wrong but I don’t think that will happen
You people ALWAYS ALWAYS do that.
This goes back to when we were gonna fire JoePa
“Been a PSU fan forever! Can’t take losing anymore! HAPPY JACK KOOL-AID DRINKERS CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH”
by ReadingRambler on Jan 17, 2010 10:40 AM CST up reply actions
Big Ten officials missing an obvious call....
surely they jest.
Police said the student donkey-kicked an officer after she was caught stealing vitamins from a downtown store.
Only thing that would make this better (worse?)
Is if we could get the “Boom goes the dynamite” kid doing the play by play.
"Well of course, there's nothing better than being American!!!" - Ricky Americanzi, Jan. 5th, 2010
by The Bacon Explosion on Jan 16, 2010 1:24 PM CST reply actions
that is exactly what I thought would happen in that situation. exactly.
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Jan 16, 2010 1:26 PM CST up reply actions
I've never seen someone lose his man with such regularity.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Good defense by PSU...
funnel the ball to Brommer
Police said the student donkey-kicked an officer after she was caught stealing vitamins from a downtown store.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Jan 16, 2010 1:27 PM CST up reply actions
If it's posted enough, it will be the first thing that comes up on a GIS for him.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Jan 16, 2010 1:28 PM CST up reply actions
Hindenberg was too exciting. It should be a picture of the Andrea Doria.
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Jan 16, 2010 1:28 PM CST up reply actions
I think the refs sold their whistles for bus fare.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Now they're letting the crowd call the game
As they are so wont to do.
by Brock Sampson on Jan 16, 2010 1:29 PM CST up reply actions
Is that the bill of rights on his shoulder?
"Well of course, there's nothing better than being American!!!" - Ricky Americanzi, Jan. 5th, 2010
by The Bacon Explosion on Jan 16, 2010 1:28 PM CST reply actions
Magna Carta
He’s British.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Jan 16, 2010 1:29 PM CST up reply actions
Limey blimey gin and tonic fish and chips shrimp on the barbie etc etc
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Mmm, gin and tonic...
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Jan 16, 2010 1:33 PM CST up reply actions
We've got ourselves a good old-fashioned cripple fight
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Last man standing...
"Well of course, there's nothing better than being American!!!" - Ricky Americanzi, Jan. 5th, 2010
by The Bacon Explosion on Jan 16, 2010 1:31 PM CST up reply actions
As called by RUTS a few hours ago...
http://www.blackshoediaries.com/2010/1/16/1254318/cripple-fight-penn-state-iowa-open
Police said the student donkey-kicked an officer after she was caught stealing vitamins from a downtown store.
She have any elgibility left?
"Well of course, there's nothing better than being American!!!" - Ricky Americanzi, Jan. 5th, 2010
by The Bacon Explosion on Jan 16, 2010 1:31 PM CST up reply actions
Kluginator's grandmother is one piece of ACE.
I know from experience, dude. If you know what I mean.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
No you don't.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Jan 16, 2010 1:35 PM CST up reply actions
That worked...
…but then we gave the ball back. NOW WHAT SMART GUY
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
!5 assists on 20 made field goals?
I knew they couldn’t do anything by themselves.
"Well of course, there's nothing better than being American!!!" - Ricky Americanzi, Jan. 5th, 2010
by The Bacon Explosion on Jan 16, 2010 1:34 PM CST reply actions
Exclamation point FAIL
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Jan 16, 2010 1:36 PM CST up reply actions
and cow bell
"Well of course, there's nothing better than being American!!!" - Ricky Americanzi, Jan. 5th, 2010
by The Bacon Explosion on Jan 16, 2010 1:37 PM CST up reply actions
Can someone summarize the game in 3 words so I don't have to go back and read all the comments?
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 16, 2010 1:37 PM CST reply actions
Hawkeye Pride
Police said the student donkey-kicked an officer after she was caught stealing vitamins from a downtown store.
HAWKEYES VERSUS NITTANY GOD DAMN IT WHY DO YOU HAVE A TWO-WORD MASCOT YOU STUPID FUCKS?
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Jan 16, 2010 1:38 PM CST up reply actions
Thanks
It’s reassuring to know that I made the right choice in cancelling BTN for the offseason
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 16, 2010 1:41 PM CST up reply actions
Garbage foul on 25
They haven’t called that all game long. Let them fucking play.
I will still accept Gatens’ free throws, of course.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Iowa...
“the men and the women are on the bottom…” “and trying to pull themselves out of there.”
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
Score?
Come onnnnnnnnn 50’s
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 16, 2010 1:42 PM CST reply actions
Only an Iowa basketball game...
makes you look forward to the commercials.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
Do we only play PSU once this year?
Could we replace all of our opponents for the rest of the year, and just play Penn State each time instead?
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jan 16, 2010 1:43 PM CST reply actions
Yep...
no trip to Nittany mountain this year.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 16, 2010 1:44 PM CST up reply actions
Capital One Bowl up next on BTN.
Makes sense – this game is the Capital One sod of Division I basketball.
Police said the student donkey-kicked an officer after she was caught stealing vitamins from a downtown store.
This game could be a game of the decade...
for the 1920s. Maybe.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 16, 2010 1:45 PM CST up reply actions
Officiating clinic...
Call the game one way for 35 minutes and a different way for the last 5.
Police said the student donkey-kicked an officer after she was caught stealing vitamins from a downtown store.
No...
they don’t need them, when they can always list “paid attendance” at 8500 and ask Big Ten Network not to get anything past the first ten rows of the stands on camera.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 16, 2010 1:48 PM CST up reply actions
That fan in the front row looked way too excited for Iowa basketball.
He should be drug-tested before he leaves CHA.
Big junkies come from little junkies.
And then we give whatever he's on to all the other fans.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
That's like five hours away.
He’s gonna have to reload to maintain that high.
Big junkies come from little junkies.
Hightower isn't there?
He must not be, cause he changes his reffing at least 2,884 times per game. He’s like a box of chocolates (even to himself).
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jan 16, 2010 1:48 PM CST reply actions
Incidentally, I'm pretty sure there were more people at the pro lacrosse game I was at last night. (WOO GO SWARM)
Big junkies come from little junkies.
I almost won tickets to the Colorado Mammoth game today
Because I lied to a radio station.
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 16, 2010 1:50 PM CST up reply actions
I had free tickets, which is why I went
But it was actually pretty fucking fun. VIOLENCE~!
Big junkies come from little junkies.
Who are the swarm?
Or will that give away your location and subject you to BHGP stalkers, you dreamboat.
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 16, 2010 1:52 PM CST up reply actions
Minnie-so-tah.
I fear no stalkers. (Besides, they’ll freeze before they get within 100 yds…)
Big junkies come from little junkies.
More classic officiating...
he called a charge, then a block, then a charge.
Police said the student donkey-kicked an officer after she was caught stealing vitamins from a downtown store.
What a great sequence...
missed free throws, air balls, terrible calls.
Police said the student donkey-kicked an officer after she was caught stealing vitamins from a downtown store.
I'm going to use steel wool on my eyes as soon as we're done.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Why wait?
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 16, 2010 1:55 PM CST up reply actions
Eric May with the dreamiest free throw there ever was
I’ll even overlook the brick on the back end.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
If May was either...
in a smaller conference, or at a program with surrounding talent of quality, he would be an excellent player.
As is, we like him for his 8 points per game and “heady play.”
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 16, 2010 1:52 PM CST up reply actions
Someone let Lick know we are ahead
and can stop fouling.
"Well of course, there's nothing better than being American!!!" - Ricky Americanzi, Jan. 5th, 2010
by The Bacon Explosion on Jan 16, 2010 1:51 PM CST reply actions
Officials got the word from BTN that there is no filler programming.
Must call every hand check.
Police said the student donkey-kicked an officer after she was caught stealing vitamins from a downtown store.
John Daly...
and that jNW cheerleader picture that was floating around BHGP a couple weeks ago.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 16, 2010 1:53 PM CST up reply actions
I guess the refs realize that everyone loses in this.
So both teams must be fouling.
Police said the student donkey-kicked an officer after she was caught stealing vitamins from a downtown store.
Sweat and Vagisil?
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 16, 2010 1:54 PM CST up reply actions
Pierre Pierce’s jizz? Too soon?
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Jan 16, 2010 1:55 PM CST up reply actions
Not too soon, as long as she's not awake yet.
/I’m sorry.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 16, 2010 1:56 PM CST up reply actions
Charity stripes?
Lick is aware that all these fouls aren’t tax deductible, right?
Big junkies come from little junkies.
brought to you by H&R Block(ing fouls).
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 16, 2010 1:55 PM CST up reply actions
If we come from ahead to lose an ugly game like this...
is that officially the nadir of Hawkeye hoops?
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
You've really got to hit that shot
But hey, thanks for the free throws, guys!
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
OK
That call was huge for us, and it’s probably a foul, but it’s not if they called the last 5 minutes like they did the first 35
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
So per Lick's patterns re: playtime...
Fuller will be sitting on the bench for the next three weeks in favor of Cougill and Brommer, right?
Big junkies come from little junkies.
Absolutely.
Also, we’ve brought in some transfer from Seton Hall who will get two games, score 40 points, and then be placed in a closet for two years.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 16, 2010 1:58 PM CST up reply actions
Does he have a famous ESPN personality for a daddy, though?
Otherwise: DO NOT WANT.
Big junkies come from little junkies.
Even if he has a famous ESPN daddy...
Mike Leach did not want.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 16, 2010 2:00 PM CST up reply actions
with how bad both teams are
if we just stand there on defense, maybe psu will dribbble it off their leg like ollie in hoosiers
Lick would try that...
but everyone in Indiana already knows that old trick.
Oh wait, we’re not at Butler anymore?
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 16, 2010 1:58 PM CST up reply actions
This game is like
when you go to the doctor because you feel weird, and they say it’s probably just a cold or a flu, but they’re going to do some blood work, and then they tell you you’re probably fine, and then they call and say you’re still probably fine, but they just want to do one more test to make sure you don’t have AIDSheimers.
Losing this game would be AIDSheimers.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Jan 16, 2010 1:58 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Another ginger on the sidelines for PSU?
Do they have a farm of those bastards?
Big junkies come from little junkies.
It IS in the middle of Pennsylvania, you know.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 16, 2010 1:59 PM CST up reply actions
atta boy cully
now find a way to get gatens open for the inbounds pass
It only takes a 1 point lead to win...
It only takes a 1 point lead to win…
It only takes a 1 point lead to win…
/nervously talking to self.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
You weren't kidding about the ginger
He’s like a black belt in Irishness
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
AWW SO CUTE
They let one of the ballboys wear a basketball jersey today. Why’s it say “Lickliter” on the back, though?
Big junkies come from little junkies.
a grandkid?
or is it a John Lick jersey?
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 16, 2010 2:02 PM CST up reply actions
Forgive me...
I literally thought that a ballboy was wearing a jersey.
I get it now.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 16, 2010 2:05 PM CST up reply actions
italians
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 16, 2010 2:04 PM CST up reply actions
For what it's worth...
RealTimeRPI’s game predictor said it would be 63-62, Iowa.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Horrible prediction...
Cause it is 65-62, now.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 16, 2010 2:03 PM CST up reply actions
Fucking with the timekeeper
Excellent decision, Lickliter! I like that.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
In-bounds to Gatens!
WOAH! Successful execution of a basketball thingy
by Internet Legend on Jan 16, 2010 2:03 PM CST reply actions
We have to cheat with the clock to beat PSU now?
What are we, Michigan football?
by Brock Sampson on Jan 16, 2010 2:05 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Paaaaayyynne!?
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
Thank God PSU can't hit FTs
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 16, 2010 2:04 PM CST up reply actions
Foul was on the floor
he was trying to take off time and then prevent the 3 pt attempt.
HO HO!
MOUTH FULL OF HAWKEYE GENITALS FOR YOU, PENN STATE GUY
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
fair enough
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 16, 2010 2:05 PM CST up reply actions
Has anyone noticed...
that Todd Lickliter always leaves the game the same way? Carrying the coat over one arm, haunched over, no smile. Win or Lose.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
Is the "winning" sample size
Really large enough to draw any conclusions?
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Iowa wins??
I’m not familiar with this situation. Does this warrant a Junior Senior moment?
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
____ State teams are going down like flies!
You’re next, Michigan State!
(What? Oh. Fuck.)
Big junkies come from little junkies.
Revsine...
makes a dig at PSU that is really a dig at Iowa.
Well played!
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
He's transferring to Arizona...
because we need a roster spot for when Jake Kelly returns to Iowa.
Oh, that was all rumor?
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 16, 2010 2:09 PM CST up reply actions
Between him and Gatens
There’s actually 2 D-1 caliber players on this team
by Internet Legend on Jan 16, 2010 2:09 PM CST up reply actions
I do like May
But his shooting today was
U
G
L
Y
by Internet Legend on Jan 16, 2010 2:10 PM CST up reply actions
I'm fine with a strategy that only involves him...
driving to the basket. Should be a wild made layup, or a foul (either defensive or offensive.)
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 16, 2010 2:11 PM CST up reply actions
So for football, basketball, and wrestling . . .
when was PSU’s last win?
This team
could drive a Mormon to guzzle alcohol. Or at least Coke.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Or both...
with some space brownies thrown in.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 16, 2010 2:12 PM CST up reply actions
Used to date a Mormon that did a lot of coke...
…when I was younger, and let me tell you, that is nothing to mess with.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jan 16, 2010 2:12 PM CST up reply actions
Well that's fine.
I probably won’t have to see it until next September after today.
Big junkies come from little junkies.
…this is my argument against a god. Because what god would make a penis that looks like that. This guy never gets laid.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jan 16, 2010 2:15 PM CST up reply actions
Isn't Ross's pic...
the PSU Nittany Lion on Breast Cancer Awareness day?
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 16, 2010 2:16 PM CST up reply actions
Savor the flavor, son
‘cause it sure as hell won’t happen again.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
We have two games with Indiana.
I think we can get another.
Also, there are some people out there that seem to think we can beat Illinois on a really off day for that squad.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 16, 2010 2:14 PM CST up reply actions
We've proven that we could hang with Purdue on a really off day...
…if they play like that again we could take them the next time.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jan 16, 2010 2:17 PM CST up reply actions
By buzzer, does he mean opening whistle?
And by heartbreaker, does he mean soul-crushing massacre?
Because then he’s TOTALLY RIGHT.
Big junkies come from little junkies.
He keeps talking about how we were "competitive"
and were close at the end but couldn’t get over the top. What the hell? That’s not how I remember it…
by Brock Sampson on Jan 16, 2010 2:15 PM CST up reply actions
So I only listened on the radio...
…does this mean our guys are emerging? Or was CHA just full of FAIL the last couple games?
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jan 16, 2010 2:11 PM CST reply actions
The second sentence.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 16, 2010 2:14 PM CST up reply actions
We've beaten two terrible teams.
We’re just maginally less terrible then them, at least when the game is at CHA.
Big junkies come from little junkies.
And since we don't play them again in hoopyball, this statement will remain true until next fall.
Big junkies come from little junkies.
I am going to be bold here and predict Iowa will win at least 2 more Big Ten games
and one will be a major upset. Have no idea why just feel that they can’t be that bad. That said living out here in Cal. I have only seen them play once and that was the Texas game.
If anybody wants to see something worse...
than either the PSU or Iowa basketball teams, and if you have DirecTV…
Check out channel The101 to hear/see actress Juliette Lewis “sing” with her horrible band.
It looks like the pic below, and sounds waaaaay worse.
<img src"http://myvegasscene.com/blog/wp-content/post_uploads/juliette-lewis-singing.jpg" />
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
link fail
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 16, 2010 2:22 PM CST up reply actions
Gonna get this out of the way first:
HOLYFUCKWHATHAPPENEDINTHELAST2MINUTESWHYISTHISTEAMSODUMBWHYISANDREWBROMMERPLAYINGSOMUCHDIDCOUGILLDIEWHYCAN’TWEMAKEAFGJESUSFUCKINGCHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
K, I feel better. On to positive news: WOOOOOO WE WON A GAME!! IN THE BIG TEN!! AGAINST PENN STATE BUT STILL!!!
On a more substantive note, great game by Fuller. Lost in this dumpster fire of a season is that he’s quietly become a very effective player. He’s got a really well rounded offensive game, is probably our best rounder, and has improved a lot on defense. He actually did about as well on Battle as anyone, but they couldn’t really afford to let him do it very often. He stayed in front of him way better than Payne or Gatens.
New open thread for the rest of the day here
http://www.blackheartgoldpants.com/2010/1/16/1254677/67-64-were-the-big-tenth
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Comments For This Post Are Closed
Secondary Sidebar
User Tools
Related FanPosts on Black Heart Gold Pants
Related FanShots on Black Heart Gold Pants
FanPosts
Community blog posts and discussion.
