HOCKEYBEAR IS BACK

Never piss off the Zamboni driver, even when you’re a cosmic polar bear death star.

Oh that’s right, Alaskans can see Russia from their backyards.

Mazing…

I’m completely stunned right now and want to show that to everyone. Too bad nobody I work with would understand the intense greatness that is that video.

As much as I enjoy some freaky space travel, particularly with some Kenny Loggins, there is no way that bear is fitting inside of that plane.

it is leaking out of my speakers… HOCKEYBEAR will fry you faster than Emperor Palpatine on a coked-out binge.

Off the topic – When is Rambler going to receive his “BFF of BHGP – except- when- Iowa-plays-PSu” heart shaped commemerative plate? He’s on here more than some members!

The opening music is Laura Branigan’s “Self Control” which he utterly looses/destroys once he gets a hold of that sweet hockey stick/pure-energy-sword/lightsaber/permission-to-kick-anyone’s-ass-weapon.

the way it starts out with the Alan Parsons Project like nine million other team intros, and you’re sitting there rolling your eyes and thinking “oh, that’s fucking original”, and then bam it’s full-out batshit insanity from then on.

Everyone knows that a time vortex is like a black hole. As the Big Bear approaches the event horizon all of his bear atoms are squashed together so that he could easily fit into the F16. That is if the F16 is constructed from antimatter which is not squashed as it enters the wormhole. This is all basic astrophysics you could have learned by midway through season one of Startrek: The Next Generation (STNG for the trekiies).

PS – KOK is a Trekie! May he live long and prosper.
PSS – Kenny Logins is so yesterday.

I need to go break something now, i’m so fucking pumped up! RAWR!!

but I still think I’d rather have a t-rex flying an f-15.

If he destroys the earth, where does he play hockey, huh?

If he destroys the campses of ND, Ohio St, and so on, thatr would be a nat. tradgedy, and there wld be no more hockey, probably, as everyone wld be grieving and watching the news to learn more.

Also, the US Air Force and Navy does not prob train bears to fly jets. For one thing, the weight ratio wld be all wrong since bears weigh lots more than US American pilots. Also, they cld not grip controls too good. Ever see a bear eet at salmon? Half time they drop em.

Also, lightning comes from clouds not bears.

Also, there can be no Alaska hockey bear awesomeness or Alaska anything awesomeness w/o Sara Palin. I kinda wisdh he had blowed her up, too, only a cartune version and not the reel one since shes so funny when shes on TV.

Also, I luv Hockeybear!

Did anybody else notice the most important part of this? There is not only 1 F-16 qualified Hockeybear in the world. There are 3. Hockeybear had hockeybear wingmen when he fragged the hated schools. I look for the Bearpocalypse to begin any time now.

“On the deepest psychological level the film’s plot symbolizes the search for God, and it finally postulates what is little less than a scientific definition of God […] The film revolves around this metaphysical conception[,] and the realistic hardware and the documentary feelings about everything were necessary in order to undermine your built-in resistance to the poetical concept.”

Although it does look like it was done by the guys-in-the-basement-science lab on some animation program running on Linux… can we say cheesy?

semi look pretty lame.

“You said you would call me, Hockeybear, you said you would call…”

/dump’d
 
 

Seen it live a few times. Wouldn’t recommend unless you like cream in your jeans.

I’m amazed by the production.

I watched a Wisconsin-Anchorage game once. One camera. Lit by the midnight sun.

The video itself, or the recap. I love Hockeybear.

Byaaaaawww!!!!