[Bumped so hard. Here's the first HOCKEYBEAR if you missed it.--OPS]
[UPDATE: The directors yanked the video from YouTube to put a better version on Vimeo.--OPS]
Watch it and be amazed.
- A Russian icebreaker commanded by Stereotypical Evil Russian KGB guy from every Clancy novel ever is on a mission to find the powers of the mythical(??) NUCLEAR SPACE BEAR.
- THE BEAR IS AWAKENED
- GROWLS AND LIGHTNING SHOOTS FROM HIS EYES
- EMERGES FROM ICE AND DESTROYS ICEBREAKER WITH RADIOACTIVE GLOWY HOCKEY STICK
- PUTS ON SUNGLASSES!!!!!!
- FLIES GIANT F-16
- DESTROYS MICHIGAN STATE, OHIO STATE (YES!!!!!!!!!!), AND NOTRE DAME WITH MISSILES. THIS BEAR IS THE GREATEST THING SINCE THE IRISH CREATED BEER.
- MAKES KENNY LOGGINS MUSIC AWESOME
- DROPS BOMB IN VOLCANO FOR SOME REASON
- BLOWS UP THE EARTH
- FLIES INTO SPACE
- TIME TRAVEL? I've lost track at this point
So, there you have it. Thank you, Mgoblog.