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HOCKEYBEAR IS BACK

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[Bumped so hard. Here's the first HOCKEYBEAR if you missed it.--OPS]

[UPDATE: The directors yanked the video from YouTube to put a better version on Vimeo.--OPS]

Watch it and be amazed.

Amazing!

Let's recap:

  • A Russian icebreaker commanded by Stereotypical Evil Russian KGB guy from every Clancy novel ever is on a mission to find the powers of the mythical(??) NUCLEAR SPACE BEAR.
  • THE BEAR IS AWAKENED
  • GROWLS AND LIGHTNING SHOOTS FROM HIS EYES
  • EMERGES FROM ICE AND DESTROYS ICEBREAKER WITH RADIOACTIVE GLOWY HOCKEY STICK
  • PUTS ON SUNGLASSES!!!!!!
  • FLIES GIANT F-16
  • DESTROYS MICHIGAN STATE, OHIO STATE (YES!!!!!!!!!!), AND NOTRE DAME WITH MISSILES. THIS BEAR IS THE GREATEST THING SINCE THE IRISH CREATED BEER.
  • MAKES KENNY LOGGINS MUSIC AWESOME
  • DROPS BOMB IN VOLCANO FOR SOME REASON
  • BLOWS UP THE EARTH
  • FLIES INTO SPACE
  • TIME TRAVEL? I've lost track at this point

So, there you have it. Thank you, Mgoblog.

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