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HOCKEYBEAR IS BACK

[Bumped so hard. Here's the first HOCKEYBEAR if you missed it.--OPS]

[UPDATE: The directors yanked the video from YouTube to put a better version on Vimeo.--OPS]

Watch it and be amazed.

Amazing!

Let's recap:

  • A Russian icebreaker commanded by Stereotypical Evil Russian KGB guy from every Clancy novel ever is on a mission to find the powers of the mythical(??) NUCLEAR SPACE BEAR.
  • THE BEAR IS AWAKENED
  • GROWLS AND LIGHTNING SHOOTS FROM HIS EYES
  • EMERGES FROM ICE AND DESTROYS ICEBREAKER WITH RADIOACTIVE GLOWY HOCKEY STICK
  • PUTS ON SUNGLASSES!!!!!!
  • FLIES GIANT F-16
  • DESTROYS MICHIGAN STATE, OHIO STATE (YES!!!!!!!!!!), AND NOTRE DAME WITH MISSILES. THIS BEAR IS THE GREATEST THING SINCE THE IRISH CREATED BEER.
  • MAKES KENNY LOGGINS MUSIC AWESOME
  • DROPS BOMB IN VOLCANO FOR SOME REASON
  • BLOWS UP THE EARTH
  • FLIES INTO SPACE
  • TIME TRAVEL? I've lost track at this point

So, there you have it. Thank you, Mgoblog.

Unless otherwise expressly indicated by BHGP editors, this FanPost is strictly the viewpoint of the author and is not endorsed by BHGP in any way.

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