WE'RE TALKIN' BASKETBALL: But Tennessee Isn't Even a State!
by Adam Jacobi on Jan 12, 2010 7:48 PM CST
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So here's the deal. Tonight, there's a basketball game with the Iowa Hawkeyes, and there's probably no way in hell you're going to watch it.
Here's why: there's a Big Ten game on ESPN tonight between Ohio State and Purdue--you know, the good teams in the BXI--that tipped off at 6:00. Robbie Hummel's going fucking bananas, go check it out. Because of that, the Iowa game contractually cannot tip off before 8; that way, ESPN maximizes ratings and everyone's a winner.
Except, one little problem: the Iowa game isn't even on television. AT. ALL. It's not on the BTN; that's Penn State and Illinois. ESPNU has Northern Iowa and Bradley. Even the Mediacom Connections channel, Iowa's last refuge to at least show up in the state, has opted for Drake and Missouri State.
So unless you feel like ponying up $2.99 for choppy, skippy, low-quality video from the BTN--which, frankly, wouldn't be a suitable price for a ticket to the actual game these days--you're not watching the game.
There's literally like 6,000 people, altogether, in the entire world, who are going to watch this game live. And that's fucking depres--JESUS CHRIST USC HIRED LANE KIFFIN. HOLY SHIT.
Open thread. If you're watching the game, well, that sounds like a lie. No you're not. But you can talk about whatever here.
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It seems to me
that this would be an ideal application for the three overflow channels that Comcast provides. Clearly they have cameras at the game for the live stream. But, what do I know? Oh right, I know that I’m calling Comcast and dropping down to the economy tier now that football season is over.
have they even...
Used the overflow channels since the first weekend they were on the air for football?
"I'm not doing any good back here."
does this break any kind of
“Consecutive gms on TV streak”?
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by pfac51 on Jan 12, 2010 8:03 PM CST via mobile reply actions
The last game was on TV, so technically yes
by Brock Sampson on Jan 12, 2010 8:05 PM CST up reply actions
interwebs audio it is...
hope Bobby brings his A game.
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by pfac51 on Jan 12, 2010 8:09 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I'm making soup.
Potato-leek. Should be good… Haven’t made it before though, so we’ll see. Seems like it’ll be a good winter/warming soup. Plus it’s low-cal, so that’s good. Gotta’ watch the calories – starting to get man-tits and way too much beergut. There’s also a fucking killer-looking recipe for this roasted garlic & potato soup that I want to try. Maybe this weekend.
Both come from this book (it’s great): 400 Soups.
Even if you don’t like to cook or whatever, the pictures are great, so it’s good for you know, food-porn & whatnot.
We’re also having asparagus, because it rules.
Hm? Oh. Right. Basketball. How’s that going?
Lane fucking Kiffin? Really?
Bully football is winning football.
lane by_by
http://espn.go.com/ncf/story?w=194od&storyId=4820737&i=TOP&topslot=1
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by pfac51 on Jan 12, 2010 8:11 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Wow
Looks like the SEC won’t have Kissykins to kick around anymore. Seems like just yesterday the fresh-faced lad arrived in Knoxville with promises of glory. Oh wait, it was JUST YESTERDAY that this happened. USC is really scraping the bottom of the barrel with this one.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Tennessee's interim coach is named 'Kippy Brown'
Cue ‘Hello Kippy’ jokes
by Brock Sampson on Jan 12, 2010 8:22 PM CST up reply actions
Iowa's down 8-3
at least according to my computer. I’d rather discuss the insanity of the USC-Kiffin FAIL fest.
Sounds good
I had soup tonight also, lentil soup, which I prepared according to an old family recipe that involves opening the Progresso can and pouring it out into a bowl. Ah, the bachelor life…
by Brock Sampson on Jan 12, 2010 8:21 PM CST up reply actions
Lentil soup is great. I love lentils.
Bully football is winning football.
by Bucketochicken on Jan 12, 2010 8:24 PM CST up reply actions
I made this soup last night
You can't have too much pancetta.
Bully football is winning football.
by Bucketochicken on Jan 12, 2010 10:18 PM CST up reply actions
Doubled the pancetta?!?!?!
That’s some crazy shit, my friend. I do, however, like the cut of your jib.
Not all my fault
I got some shitty glasses from a terrible optometrist, and I couldn’t read the recipe correctly.
I'm so happy to be here I could just shit
Getting smoked by Tennessee St. Are we really that bad?
Caring is creepy...
Will this in any way help or hurt our recruiting?
I didn’t know there was such a thing as Tennessee State.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 12, 2010 8:15 PM CST reply actions
Everybody who watches this will be turned off
In other words, nobody.
by Frankeinstein on Jan 12, 2010 8:16 PM CST up reply actions
crazy Vol fan lady
On Foxsports radio demands AD bring back Phillip Fulmer, discuss…
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by pfac51 on Jan 12, 2010 8:17 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Paging passenger Bobby Petrino, please pick up the white courtesy phone...
by Brock Sampson on Jan 12, 2010 8:19 PM CST up reply actions
Jim Mora is available or no?
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by pfac51 on Jan 12, 2010 8:22 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Wait the basketball season is still going on?
I thought we all just gave up now and were focusing 100% on football now for next year?
Not a chance
We’re not focusing on football until Shermans’ Brands march to the Missouri is over, and he brings back another Wrestling National Championship. After March 21, we can focus on football.
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Jan 12, 2010 8:20 PM CST up reply actions
We wanted to see how we could do against a perennial powerhouse like Tennessee St. first
by Frankeinstein on Jan 12, 2010 8:20 PM CST up reply actions
um, what's the over on this game?
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by pfac51 on Jan 12, 2010 8:26 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
36
Bully football is winning football.
by Bucketochicken on Jan 12, 2010 8:26 PM CST up reply actions
if Iowa losses tonight, how many
spots will the teams robust RPI fall?
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by pfac51 on Jan 12, 2010 8:21 PM CST via mobile reply actions
burning inferno of super nova?
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by pfac51 on Jan 12, 2010 8:29 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
wormhole into another demension...
where short, unathletic streak shooters are considered basketball talent?
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 12, 2010 8:30 PM CST up reply actions
At least Mrs. Kiffin can join the "Real Housewives of Orange County" now
Chalk up another cougar for Southern California
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Jan 12, 2010 8:22 PM CST reply actions
She kinda looks like she just ate a big handful of Vaseline.
Bully football is winning football.
by Bucketochicken on Jan 12, 2010 8:25 PM CST up reply actions
Whaddaya bet Lane gets a big old sloppy BJ for getting her the hell outta Tennessee?
by Frankeinstein on Jan 12, 2010 8:27 PM CST up reply actions
They look like brother and sister.
Maybe they shouldn’t be leaving.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 12, 2010 8:28 PM CST up reply actions
she's pretty good looking.
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by pfac51 on Jan 12, 2010 8:42 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
My comment was in reference to Frankenstein's suggestion that Lane would be getting a bj
Given that seems to be the preferred method of “recruitment” at Tennessee under Kiffin it seemed amazingly apt.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Im interested to see
what happens with this Whole Reggie Bush deal and what it will do to their program with recruits. I think thats why Pete Left
I can't believe USC
Kiffin hasn’t won anything. His dad’s a good coordinator and he was recruiting well at Tenn, but his credentials are thin. Also, won’t USC be getting hit hard by the NCAA?
Aaron Fuller is en fuego, BTW.
10 points already.
Iowa still trails by two (20-18), per ESPN, though.
Big junkies come from little junkies.
Sounds like Aaron is doing well
‘Cept for that whole "Can’t buy a free throw" thang of his
by Frankeinstein on Jan 12, 2010 8:31 PM CST up reply actions
Can't possibly be the worst FT shooter in the Big Ten, though
That would be Derrick Nix. 5 for 34. Not a typo.
I kid you not.
I think he missed 17 in a row at one point. Weird thing is, his shot looks good coming out (it’s not one of those awkward-looking catapult launches like Ibok used to have), it just never goes in.
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by pfac51 on Jan 12, 2010 8:33 PM CST via mobile reply actions
You realize this just further proves that this man was right, don't you?
“I TOLD YOU HE WAS A LYING, BACKSTABBING LITTLE SHIT!”
Crazy Al and his overhead projectors FTW!
Big junkies come from little junkies.
Is that ...
Captain and Coke in that glass? Or Coke and the blood of children?
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 12, 2010 8:35 PM CST up reply actions
Al Davis v. JoePa in the Zombie Apocalypse
Who ya got?
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
JoePa seems a little more spry ever since he got a new hip.
Plus, he can always sacrifice JayPa first when he shit hits the fan.
Big junkies come from little junkies.
Davis. Look at that face.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 12, 2010 8:38 PM CST up reply actions
ESPN mobile rules
Them 24-Iowa 22 /5:51 1ST
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by pfac51 on Jan 12, 2010 8:33 PM CST via mobile reply actions
What, Brommer still with no fouls?
He’s been in there for more than thirty seconds.
Lane Kiffin to USC
Is infinitely more entertaining and interesting (in an OMG THIS WILL END HORRIBLY!!!! sort of way) than anything going on with Iowa basketball. Though, to be fair, the “OMG THIS WILL END HORRIBLY!!!!!” thing also probably applies to the game.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
TSU 31 Iowa 30 /1:14 1ST
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by pfac51 on Jan 12, 2010 8:43 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Tennessee state actually has less wins than we do right now.
If we lose this game I don’t see how they can keep lickliter. Even though everyone likes the guy….
Three of their four wins were to horrible, horrible teams, too.
Also: ISU beat them by 30.
Big junkies come from little junkies.
TSU 35 Iowa 33 Half
Paid attendace 45
Forced attendance 28
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by pfac51 on Jan 12, 2010 8:47 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Making prisoners attend Iowa games definitely qualifies as cruel and unusual punishment.
Big junkies come from little junkies.
Free tickets
Faculty and staff of the U were offered free tickets to this game. Forced attendance is probably close to a couple of hundred.
by Frankeinstein on Jan 12, 2010 8:50 PM CST up reply actions
So was that the loudest CHA has been all year?
The fans bitching about the technical called on the Big Lick?
Kevin Jackson...
does not approve of our mockery of the Kiffin family.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 12, 2010 8:50 PM CST reply actions
Tennessee lost their bowl game badly to va tech this year...
and we all know that ACC isn’t that great. I’m not scared…
Not going to Seattle with Carroll?
Thought that was the rumor
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Carroll took the USC OC from last year (Bates) with him.
If nothing else, Kiffin is assembling one hell of a staff.
Big junkies come from little junkies.
Don't forget the Orgeron
He was the recruiting coordinator back in Carroll’s salad days there at USC.
by Brock Sampson on Jan 12, 2010 8:57 PM CST up reply actions
That will be together
All of 1 year before it splits up running from the sanctions from Bush/McKnight and whatever new charges Kiffykins manages to rack up this spring.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Agreed
He basically has the whole crew back. Y’know, the one that put 40 future pros on the Trojan team that destroyed us in 2002 (and, soon thereafter, everyone else).
Which would be a cause for concern
if Kiffin could actually, you know, coach. Fortunately, his game-planning ability ends at arranging booty calls for prospective students.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
We're puttin' the band back together!
We’re on a mission from God.
by Brock Sampson on Jan 12, 2010 9:05 PM CST up reply actions
They'll never get...
Matt “Guitar” Murphy.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 12, 2010 9:06 PM CST up reply actions
Tenn State comes in just as hot as Lil Lick's team Tenn State comes in hot... Tenn State comes in hot...
http://espn.go.com/ncb/teamschedule?season=2009&month=1&teamId=2634
January
Sat 2@ Eastern Kentucky L 79-71
Mon 4 @Morehead State L 72-66
Thu 7 Murray State L 80-59
Sat 9 Tennessee-Martin W 73-59
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by pfac51 on Jan 12, 2010 8:59 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Weeping Jesus, Iowa is getting ready to lose to a team that lost to Eastern Kentucky? I am shocked not because I don’t know where Eastern Kentucky is, I know exactly where the hell Eastern is. Dr. Tom, please come back. Please. Don’t make me beg….Well, only for you….
by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Jan 12, 2010 9:02 PM CST up reply actions
Don't understand why you guys watch teh basketsuck...
I could see going if you had tickets. Have to go and support your team then. All there is too. But watching something this predictably painful on TV? Without a gun to your head? Why not shut your fingers in a car door? At least that doesn’t take up an hour. Vote with your feet (or remote in this case). If you want better product, the University has to realize that what they have sucks. And the best way for that to happen is to not watch it.
by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Jan 12, 2010 9:00 PM CST reply actions
No one is, since it's not on TV.
The interwebs provides other ways to follow the game, though.
Big junkies come from little junkies.
I see...
I live 700 miles away, so watching Iowa in a steel cage death match against mighty Tennessee St. isn’t an option even if I was so inclined.
by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Jan 12, 2010 9:22 PM CST up reply actions
Gone for a bit there, what'd I miss?
I see on Gamewatch we transformed into a really awesome team! Oh, wait, I’m looking at the wrong game. Never mind, I guess we look just like Iowa.
in case u missed it....
18:59: (IOWA) Eric May made Two Point Layup. Assisted by Cully Payne.> TSU 35, IOWA 37
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by pfac51 on Jan 12, 2010 9:04 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
In a stunning development, the fine folks at Rocky Top Talk who were so happy to get and defend the bastion of morality that is Lane Kiffin, have gone absolutely bat shit fucking crazy. Reading that shitstorm has to be better than thinking about Iowa basketball. Would it be possible to just forfeit the rest of the season?
We can't be awesome at everything.
BCS games and real, and another national title in wrestling will have to be enough for now.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 12, 2010 9:12 PM CST up reply actions
Igonore the "and real" bit. Carry on.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 12, 2010 9:13 PM CST up reply actions
TSU 44 Iowa 41/ 15:39 2ND
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by pfac51 on Jan 12, 2010 9:09 PM CST via mobile reply actions
13:44: (IOWA) Andrew Brommer made Free Throw.> TSU 44, IOWA 42
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by pfac51 on Jan 12, 2010 9:13 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
It could be far worse
1) You did end up winning.
2) You could be Oregon State, who lost at home to Seattle. By 51.
HOLY MOTHER OF LIL JOHN LICKLITER
You’re lying. 51 points?
"We've gotta execute! We've gotta have fun out there!" - Ed DeChellis
by ReadingRambler on Jan 12, 2010 10:53 PM CST up reply actions
99-48, I kid you not
And they followed that up with a win at Oregon. Calling the Pac-10 godawful this year would be an insult to godawful basketball conferences everywhere.
I can only imagine
what this post game with lickliter is going to be like if they lose. He might just skip it. Run out the back with his kid.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
back to new castle, indiana??
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by pfac51 on Jan 12, 2010 9:19 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
11:33: (IOWA) Eric May made Two Point Tip Shot.> TSU 49, IOWA 50
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by pfac51 on Jan 12, 2010 9:18 PM CST via mobile reply actions
We don’t hit our shots all that well, but the flipside is that our 3 point defense sucks.
by Frankeinstein on Jan 12, 2010 9:18 PM CST up reply actions
This is the kind of game where
Johnny Lick can run wild.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
OOPS, what's Lick"s buyout $ ?
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by pfac51 on Jan 12, 2010 9:21 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Meanwhile, in Knoxville
“A few hundred UT students are outside the football complex chanting “(Freak) you Kiffin!”
Hat tip: Clat Travis
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 12, 2010 9:22 PM CST reply actions
!!!!
“Lickliter draws a charge, then nails a go-ahead 3-pointer.”
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
10:41: (IOWA) Andrew Brommer made Free Throw.> TSU 49, IOWA 52
10:41: (IOWA) Andrew Brommer made Free Throw.> TSU 49, IOWA 51
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by pfac51 on Jan 12, 2010 9:24 PM CST via mobile reply actions
sir, no sir!
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by pfac51 on Jan 12, 2010 9:28 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
With 6 points and 1 foul tonight,
Brommer’s career scoring has now eclipsed his number of fouls. 44-43. Gotta look at the positives.
Tied at 54.
This has to be some sort of record. Is anyone on here actually in attendance at the game?
by tyler slasher on Jan 12, 2010 9:28 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Wait.... Breaking news.
Were up. 56-54
by tyler slasher on Jan 12, 2010 9:30 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
You gotta admit...
…they’re playing really well against the No. 9 team in the nation. Oh wait, that’s Tennessee that’s No. 9. Tennessee St. is actually something like 329th. Well that changes my assessment of the game just a little bit.
Good guys 56 SithLords 54 /7:53 2ND
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by pfac51 on Jan 12, 2010 9:29 PM CST via mobile reply actions
7:51: (TSU) Official TV Timeout.
Entertainment:
Lane Kiffin tanks in road game @ Minnie in Sept.
Discuss…..
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by pfac51 on Jan 12, 2010 9:33 PM CST via mobile reply actions
5:50: (TSU) Wil Peters made Two Point Jumper.> TSU 56, IOWA 56
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by pfac51 on Jan 12, 2010 9:35 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
You know how lucky Iowa is...
Ferentz has been in the mix or rumored for a bazillion jobs and here he still stands, more committed than ever. Those Vol fans are so pissed. And where does Tenn. go? I mean, whose really out there. That is a program that is loaded with resources. I would think it would not be hard to win there.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
But.....
Where the fuck is this Tennessee you speak of?
by tyler slasher on Jan 12, 2010 9:39 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
No kidding
Especially when the parade of people would inevitably come by to tell Iowa fans “hey, it’s a business, that’s the nature of things,” when we know that Iowa is perfectly set up to be a destination school. That’s a major credit to both Ferentz and the athletic department
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Well, after actually reading an espn blog.
Herbstreit has jumped on the Iowa bandwagon. Were gonna be great next year if even Kirk is liking us. Ferentz is a great coach. Wouldn’t trade him to have my left nut back.
by tyler slasher on Jan 12, 2010 9:43 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Link?
I won’t believe Herby is on our bandwagon til I see it with my own, cold, cynical eyes.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Herbie:
Thought Penn State would win the Big Ten in 2007 thanks to a great year by Anthony Morelli.
"We've gotta execute! We've gotta have fun out there!" - Ed DeChellis
by ReadingRambler on Jan 13, 2010 8:37 AM CST up reply actions
I also think....
that having Carroll in the NFL again might really help ferentz stay for his career. If Carroll doesn’t succeed then it will once again show that making the jump from college to the bigs is too risky.
Kiffen was pretty much hated at USC
by the players. Sarkisian (sp?) was the liked one.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
And he and Norm Chow
HATED one another. Which makes it awesome that, apparently, his being hired was conditioned on him bringing in Chow as Offensive Coordinator. Gonna be a rocky road in Troy ladies in gentlemen.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Fuller
Actually having a good game. 22 points with 6 rebounds. Maybe we won’t fuck this one away too. Shouldn’t get my hopes up though.
by tyler slasher on Jan 12, 2010 9:37 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Don't mean to burst your bubble, but...
58-56 the bad guys.
by Frankeinstein on Jan 12, 2010 9:38 PM CST up reply actions
Four straight turnovers
We’re on a roll now.
by Brock Sampson on Jan 12, 2010 9:39 PM CST up reply actions
Fuck me sideways,
And call me Sally. Were gonna piss this one away too aren’t we? Say it ain’t so.
by tyler slasher on Jan 12, 2010 9:40 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
58-56 Tenn State at the moment.
Fuller appears to be getting zero help from his teammates.
Big junkies come from little junkies.
Never doubt the ability of this team
to find entirely new ways to fuck up a game.
58 - 58 / timeout &so4th
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by pfac51 on Jan 12, 2010 9:41 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Why have TV timeouts when the game isn't on TV?
by Brock Sampson on Jan 12, 2010 9:42 PM CST up reply actions
On a happier note
I think I found Stanzi and Leman’s shaving cream
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
Is she wearing the pancakes?
I want some of that…
by Brock Sampson on Jan 12, 2010 9:49 PM CST up reply actions
OSU 70 PUR(6) 66 Final
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by pfac51 on Jan 12, 2010 9:44 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Damn.....
And my hatred for the fuckeyes continues to grow. Purdue sucks at football, at least give them basketball.
by tyler slasher on Jan 12, 2010 9:48 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
3 by Payne gives Iowa the 63-60 lead
1:45 to go.
Again, this is Tennessee State.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Believe he was roomates
with Fitzgerald. It’s true, I saw it on the interwebs.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
And Mike Tisdale
Screw that mutant hunchback freak
"We've gotta execute! We've gotta have fun out there!" - Ed DeChellis
by ReadingRambler on Jan 12, 2010 10:04 PM CST up reply actions
65-60 now
Payne with two free throws after TSU misses a 3. 1:17 left. Iowa may just pull this one out (please kill me)
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
TNST 60 IOWA 65 1:17 2nd
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by pfac51 on Jan 12, 2010 9:47 PM CST via mobile reply actions
PSU 53 ILL 54 /1:02 2nd
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by pfac51 on Jan 12, 2010 9:49 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Iowa now at the line with a 3-point lead and 24 ticks left
Game in hand.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
He's next up for transfer you know...
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
YESS!!!
And we pull off a win against the shittiest team to ever step foot in carver!!
by tyler slasher on Jan 12, 2010 9:51 PM CST via mobile reply actions
EDIT
Besides the home team.
by tyler slasher on Jan 12, 2010 9:52 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Bowl eligible!!!
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 12, 2010 9:51 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
PSU 53 ILL 54 /0:19 2nd
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by pfac51 on Jan 12, 2010 9:51 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Did I miss it?
Did we totally kick ass?
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 12, 2010 9:52 PM CST reply actions
You can't really kick ass
When you play Tennessee state. It was more like a gentle spank.
by tyler slasher on Jan 12, 2010 9:55 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Did Brommer try a skyhook?
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 12, 2010 9:55 PM CST up reply actions
Kentucky-Florida game...
A wonderful combination of Predator hair and a receding hairline. Some guy for Florida. No idea who – I stopped following D-I basketball when Iowa stopped playing it.
Maybe the May kid will transfer
to the football team. He looks pretty athletic to me. Be a great tight end if he put on 20 hard.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Get your non-dairy creamer out of the gutter
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
This night coulf have been so much better…
PSU 53 ILL 54 Final
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by pfac51 on Jan 12, 2010 9:56 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Newsflash
you’re a football school…and women’s volleyball. Deal.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Women's volleyball > wrestling
So suck it, etc.
"We've gotta execute! We've gotta have fun out there!" - Ed DeChellis
by ReadingRambler on Jan 12, 2010 10:04 PM CST up reply actions
uncle
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Jan 12, 2010 10:06 PM CST up reply actions
They wear tight shorts and everything!
"We've gotta execute! We've gotta have fun out there!" - Ed DeChellis
by ReadingRambler on Jan 12, 2010 10:07 PM CST up reply actions
I didn't know that Kiffin named his son
Knox….woops.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
whoops...that is.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Jan 12, 2010 10:06 PM CST up reply actions
Oh man that soup was fucking awesome.
So we’re a bubble team now, right?
Bully football is winning football.
by Bucketochicken on Jan 12, 2010 10:07 PM CST reply actions
Got a recipe ...
for beer cheese soup?
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 12, 2010 10:08 PM CST up reply actions
Yes.
I mean, if not I’m sure I could find one easily. What with the internets and all.
Bully football is winning football.
by Bucketochicken on Jan 12, 2010 10:09 PM CST up reply actions
Just keeping the conversation going?
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 12, 2010 10:10 PM CST up reply actions
Why did I use...
a question mark&
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 12, 2010 10:11 PM CST up reply actions
I don't know?
Bully football is winning football.
by Bucketochicken on Jan 12, 2010 10:11 PM CST up reply actions
It's 11PM on a Tuesday
What the hell else are you gonna do?
Oh, and screw Mike Tisdale too by the by
"We've gotta execute! We've gotta have fun out there!" - Ed DeChellis
by ReadingRambler on Jan 12, 2010 10:12 PM CST up reply actions
He's like 7'9 but he hunches over all the friggen time
I mean, what the hell? And that weird facial hair thing. Just…freak.
"We've gotta execute! We've gotta have fun out there!" - Ed DeChellis
by ReadingRambler on Jan 12, 2010 10:13 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, he could stand to put on about 25 lbs of muscle.
Bully football is winning football.
by Bucketochicken on Jan 12, 2010 10:14 PM CST up reply actions
I like Tisdale.
He has a nice game. Love his soft jumper. Sure he’s shaped like a question mark, but he’s a good player.
Bully football is winning football.
by Bucketochicken on Jan 12, 2010 10:14 PM CST up reply actions
I've hated him since last year when we got called for fouls because he constantly fell over because he has no leg muscles
"We've gotta execute! We've gotta have fun out there!" - Ed DeChellis
by ReadingRambler on Jan 12, 2010 10:15 PM CST up reply actions
What does JoePa think about your vball team?
I bet he thinks they’re members of an Amazonian warrior priestess cult. Or he thinks they’re Sweedes.
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by Blackheartnopants on Jan 12, 2010 10:15 PM CST up reply actions
I bet he likes them because he's fully responsible for our program being able to afford a great women's v-ball team
"We've gotta execute! We've gotta have fun out there!" - Ed DeChellis
by ReadingRambler on Jan 12, 2010 10:16 PM CST up reply actions
Put out a beacj volleyball team...
and I’ll watch.
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by Blackheartnopants on Jan 12, 2010 10:18 PM CST up reply actions
Dude, they're hot already and they wear tight shorts.
"We've gotta execute! We've gotta have fun out there!" - Ed DeChellis
by ReadingRambler on Jan 12, 2010 10:19 PM CST up reply actions
No Kerri Walsh. no me watchee.
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by Blackheartnopants on Jan 12, 2010 10:19 PM CST up reply actions
You don't know what you're missing.
Plus, it’s just a great sport to watch. Highly addictive and easy to follow.
"We've gotta execute! We've gotta have fun out there!" - Ed DeChellis
by ReadingRambler on Jan 12, 2010 10:20 PM CST up reply actions
True.
Volleyball is great.
Bully football is winning football.
by Bucketochicken on Jan 12, 2010 10:21 PM CST up reply actions
You accept ...
no backtalk about about any PSU program.
A true fan!
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by Blackheartnopants on Jan 12, 2010 10:22 PM CST up reply actions
Of course
"We've gotta execute! We've gotta have fun out there!" - Ed DeChellis
by ReadingRambler on Jan 12, 2010 10:24 PM CST up reply actions
We might be ...
the only people on the Interweb talking about women’s college volleyball.
I do like the sport, by the way. I’m 6-1 and I like a woman who can look me in the eye.
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by Blackheartnopants on Jan 12, 2010 10:26 PM CST up reply actions
Nothing hotter
Than a tall, athletic woman in tight, tiny shorts.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Yes, but sports bras should be outlawed
Except for Cougill. He needs to start wearing one.
by Brock Sampson on Jan 12, 2010 10:23 PM CST up reply actions
or beach...
My tpying sckus tonifght,
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by Blackheartnopants on Jan 12, 2010 10:19 PM CST up reply actions
Yes.
Also, Penn State has just locked up a 4 seed in the West.
"We've gotta execute! We've gotta have fun out there!" - Ed DeChellis
by ReadingRambler on Jan 12, 2010 10:08 PM CST up reply actions
Yes to the soup?
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by Blackheartnopants on Jan 12, 2010 10:09 PM CST up reply actions
I hate soup
"We've gotta execute! We've gotta have fun out there!" - Ed DeChellis
by ReadingRambler on Jan 12, 2010 10:09 PM CST up reply actions
And America, apparently.
Bully football is winning football.
by Bucketochicken on Jan 12, 2010 10:10 PM CST up reply actions
I like Stanzi, don't I?
Also, Barbasol is awesome.
"We've gotta execute! We've gotta have fun out there!" - Ed DeChellis
by ReadingRambler on Jan 12, 2010 10:10 PM CST up reply actions
And Vicks Vapo-Rub is great on toast.
Bully football is winning football.
by Bucketochicken on Jan 12, 2010 10:12 PM CST up reply actions
My old girlfrriend used Vap-o-Rub for cologne
To this day, it gives me a woody every time I smell it.
by Frankeinstein on Jan 12, 2010 10:13 PM CST up reply actions
Nothin' more sexful than the smell of mentholyptus.
Bully football is winning football.
by Bucketochicken on Jan 12, 2010 10:15 PM CST up reply actions
Yes to the bubble team, I think.
Also, the soup.
Bully football is winning football.
by Bucketochicken on Jan 12, 2010 10:09 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, a bubble team in the sense that we're in the fucking bathtub and we are going down the drain.
Kinda like that episode of the Muppets where Kermit and the gang got shrunk by the hot water in the bathtub and explored the pipes with all the bubbles and whatnot. Only we’re not quite Animal.
by EnergizerHawk on Jan 12, 2010 10:09 PM CST up reply actions
BHGPodcast is trippy on half speed
When your fucked up. I’m not sayin, I’m just sayin.
by tyler slasher on Jan 12, 2010 10:08 PM CST via mobile reply actions
hey, is the Kerry Cooks
That just left Wisky to coach @ ND, the same Kerry Cooks that played @ Iowa?
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
by pfac51 on Jan 12, 2010 10:16 PM CST via mobile reply actions
yup
I assume so, anyway.
Bully football is winning football.
by Bucketochicken on Jan 12, 2010 10:17 PM CST up reply actions
It is indeed.
Good looking out. Loved watching that guy play. Never out of position.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Jan 12, 2010 11:15 PM CST up reply actions
The espen guys (Scott Van Pelt who I like) are kind of slobbering all over themselves about how genius USC was to get Kiffin. Well Desmond Howard anyway. Who’s a fucking idiot. Sorry fellas, I’m not buying. This is not going to go well, and I like it.
Desmond Howard is the same guy who said Penn State would lose to Michigan because Michigan has "more tradition"
They’re grooming him to replace Corso and it won’t go well.
"We've gotta execute! We've gotta have fun out there!" - Ed DeChellis
by ReadingRambler on Jan 12, 2010 10:17 PM CST up reply actions
Howard is a disaster
he never, and I mean never, says anything smart. And he isn’t funny. He’s a total bust in my opine.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Jan 12, 2010 10:19 PM CST up reply actions
Hard to believe
That he has BOTH a Heisman and Super Bowl MVP. Both completely earned of course.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Yeah, they probably shouldn't be replacing Corso with someone who also had a stroke.
Bully football is winning football.
by Bucketochicken on Jan 12, 2010 10:20 PM CST up reply actions
Howard did have a stroke, right? I mean, I just assumed…
Bully football is winning football.
by Bucketochicken on Jan 12, 2010 10:21 PM CST up reply actions
I would rather see
Gruden in there than that stiff…but Gruden makes everyone look silly.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Jan 12, 2010 10:21 PM CST up reply actions
It makes so many people so angry
that I find myself kinda hoping that it’s a home run, just to keep the hate flowing. I’m contrary like that…
by Brock Sampson on Jan 12, 2010 10:19 PM CST up reply actions
No one will ever duplicate Carroll's
success. That was sick.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Jan 12, 2010 10:20 PM CST up reply actions
The SEC might be shit next year.
which would be nice.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Jan 12, 2010 10:20 PM CST up reply actions
They always seem to pick it up though.
I hope we can get to that position again. I mean, this conference was awesome ‘97-’99
"We've gotta execute! We've gotta have fun out there!" - Ed DeChellis
by ReadingRambler on Jan 12, 2010 10:21 PM CST up reply actions
And a great big ten season!!!
Fuck the SEC. I want to play an SEC team for an OOC game just to prove the big tens worthiness.
by tyler slasher on Jan 12, 2010 10:23 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Yeah, but Will Ferrell came to practice!
Will Ferrell! He used to be legitimately funny and everything!
Bully football is winning football.
by Bucketochicken on Jan 12, 2010 10:22 PM CST up reply actions
USC 2010 schedule?
@ Minnie for sure
@ ND
?
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
by pfac51 on Jan 12, 2010 10:29 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Ok, gotta actually get some homework/reading done.
G’night all.
Bully football is winning football.
by Bucketochicken on Jan 12, 2010 10:32 PM CST reply actions
Attendance? We don't need no stinkin' attendance.
So is this what rock bottom looks like?
Big junkies come from little junkies.
And what would you bet
that if you walked down and tried to “improve your seat” security would still ask for your ticket and/or toss you out?
espn mobile/ fail
USC Trojans
2009 Record: 8-4
Team Schedule
< 2009 |
2010
No games scheduled.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
by pfac51 on Jan 12, 2010 10:34 PM CST via mobile reply actions
HOLY SHIT
I get off work and we won a BB game! A men’s BB game! I thought hell froze over last week!
by blackgoldandcubbieblue on Jan 12, 2010 10:44 PM CST via mobile reply actions
It couldn't have been a MEN's BB game
I have thousands of channels on DirecTV and there was no Hawkeye BB game on any of them.
by Black and Gold on Jan 12, 2010 10:57 PM CST up reply actions
That's because more people want to watch The Jazz channel
than watch UI basketball. Even though there isn’t anything to see.
by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Jan 12, 2010 11:04 PM CST reply actions
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