We Have Nothing To Add To This Picture
by Adam Jacobi on Jan 10, 2010 1:49 AM CST
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71-53. The picture should tell you everything. But eh, fuck it. Let's make it a caption contest. Winner gets to be a winner.
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"Don't say a fuckin' word."
Coach ’Lick
What the FBI doesn't want you to know is that all Chuck Norris jokes, when applied to Tim Tebow, are very very true.
by steaming_pile_of_awcrap on Jan 10, 2010 2:55 AM CST reply actions
Dad...
You’re not gonna put me in the closet again are you?
No more of that talk or I'll put the fucking leeches on you, understand? Raoul Duke
+1000
Maize n Brew
Because Football is Better with Beer
by Maize n Brew Dave on Jan 10, 2010 11:50 AM CST up reply actions
Dad....
Please don’t make me go see Mr. Clayborn again……..(in a soft whisper) He scares me…………(Sobbing Exit Stage Bench)
"God tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fucked."-Braveheart
you....I learned it from watching you!!!
by jowwcamp on Jan 10, 2010 5:11 AM CST reply actions 7 recs
Genius!
One of the all-time great PSA’s
by Brock Sampson on Jan 10, 2010 12:18 PM CST up reply actions
Psssst...Dad.
I just remembered. Before the game Matt asked me to tell you he is transferring.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
What's wrong, Mini-Me?
Do you want a hot pocket?
...(silence)...
Lickliter dies a little inside.
by Shooter McGavin on Jan 10, 2010 9:39 AM CST reply actions
"I wonder how Shonn Greene is going to do tonight."
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
From Big to Little...
We have all the Lick you could ever want.
by DowntownmplsHAWK on Jan 10, 2010 9:55 AM CST reply actions
Not everyone is the perfect person in the world.
But damn, you are shorter than Red Pollard.
"We've gotta execute! We've gotta have fun out there!" - Ed DeChellis
by ReadingRambler on Jan 10, 2010 10:23 AM CST reply actions
"I'm in over my head."
“Me too.”
"I'm not doing any good back here."
by Hawkaloogie on Jan 10, 2010 10:51 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
FUCK I wish Tucker wasn't a retarded drunk
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
Words aren't enough to describe how disappointed I am in you
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Jan 10, 2010 11:47 AM CST reply actions
Lil' John: "When things are bad, we take comfort in the thought that they could always be worse. And when they are, we find hope in the thought that things are so bad they have to get better."
Coach Lick: “Take a seat on the bench and if you make another noise from those lips, I’ll hit you.”
"I know you're from Middle America, and sometimes you feel like you're representing more than just a school or a conference, maybe an entire group of American citizens out there."
by Twin Cities Hawk on Jan 10, 2010 11:50 AM CST reply actions
The shitty ballplayer doesn't fall far from the shitty caoch/father
I love the smell of napalm in the morning...it smells like victory -- Bill Kilgore
Double helping of nepotistic failure
I love the smell of napalm in the morning...it smells like victory -- Bill Kilgore
Even I know my son has no business being here....
I love the smell of napalm in the morning...it smells like victory -- Bill Kilgore
Even I know my dad has no business being here.....
I love the smell of napalm in the morning...it smells like victory -- Bill Kilgore
This is why lions eat their young
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Jan 10, 2010 12:55 PM CST reply actions
L.I.C. livin like B.I.G.
I don’t wanna live no mo’
Sometimes I hear death knocking in my front do’
I’m living everyday like a hustle
Another drug to juggle, another day another struggle
I check cheddar like a food inspector
Damn if I was at Butler he would make the plays
(whispers) Dad we are in the Big Ten now!
(after)
“Cheep up. C’mon, let’s go to Denny’s.”
“Grand slam!”
Light a man a fire, he'll stay warm for a day.
Light a man afire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
hmmmm maybe if I take the names off the jerseys no one will know he's mine
by NorseHawk on Jan 10, 2010 2:47 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
+53
"Oh no, don't do that, don't do that. If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad." - The Waco Kid
Did I set the DVR to record the Butler game? Shit... I think I forgot to set the DVR...
Bully football is winning football.
/flashback
“No. We can’t, Joez. I don’t have a condom.”
“It’s ok, Todd, I’m on the pill”
“I’m going to fucking punch that bitch when I get home.”
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 10, 2010 4:31 PM CST reply actions
Wow...
Bully football is winning football.
by Bucketochicken on Jan 10, 2010 5:44 PM CST up reply actions
Hey Dad...
Do I have to go shovel the driveway now?
I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.
- Terry Bradshaw
by thegunslinger12 on Jan 10, 2010 4:34 PM CST via mobile reply actions
"If this was football, I could punt now."
"Wow. You know you have problems when even the cheerleaders know you suck." ~ Pain in the Sash
At least you're not Tyler Smith...
Though he has talent…(is that a trade I would make?)
by Shooter McGavin on Jan 10, 2010 7:01 PM CST reply actions
Todd (In James Earl Jones’s deep voice): “The force is with you, young Lickliter. Come over to the dark side, John. Together, we can take control of the Iowa program and rule the bottom of the Big Ten as father and son. John, I am your head coach.”
John: “Nooooooooooooooooooooooo! Nooooooooooo!”
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
Do you suppose we should start packing?
I am already packed, son.
Life is hard. It's really hard if you're stupid.
Too soon or too late?
Lil’ Jon: “All I want is to earn your respect, Dad. How can I do that if you won’t let me play my game?”
Todd: “Well, maybe you should’ve thought of that before you sucked at being a man all your life.”
Lil’ Jon: “Oh, my God. I hate you so much, I just wanna smash your face in.”
Todd: “Too late. I’m a dead man.”
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Jan 11, 2010 10:35 AM CST reply actions
Hey, it's working for Bruce Pearl
So is the 3-point shot.
by KentuckyThunderPussy on Jan 11, 2010 1:29 PM CST reply actions
hey dad what’s the difference between a trampoline and a baby?
I don’t know son, what?
you take your basketball shoes off before you jump on a trampoline.
I wish your mom would’ve told me that one the day you were born.
by KentuckyThunderPussy on Jan 11, 2010 1:32 PM CST reply actions
I'm just saying, what works on Gelgamek won't necessarily work on Earth. Forget about the Gelgamek!
FORGET ABOUT THE GELGAMEK!!!!!
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