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71-53. The picture should tell you everything. But eh, fuck it. Let's make it a caption contest. Winner gets to be a winner.

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"Don't say a fuckin' word."

Coach ’Lick

What the FBI doesn't want you to know is that all Chuck Norris jokes, when applied to Tim Tebow, are very very true.

by steaming_pile_of_awcrap on Jan 10, 2010 2:55 AM CST reply actions  

nice new haircut. now you can put it to good use when your sent away to military school. Maybe they’ll instill some discipline in learning to grow.

by CopHawk on Jan 11, 2010 5:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Dad...

You’re not gonna put me in the closet again are you?

No more of that talk or I'll put the fucking leeches on you, understand? Raoul Duke

by wowski on Jan 10, 2010 3:06 AM CST reply actions  

+1000

Maize n Brew
Because Football is Better with Beer

by Maize n Brew Dave on Jan 10, 2010 11:50 AM CST up reply actions  

Dad....

Please don’t make me go see Mr. Clayborn again……..(in a soft whisper) He scares me…………(Sobbing Exit Stage Bench)

"God tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fucked."-Braveheart

by Camraman926 on Jan 10, 2010 3:17 AM CST reply actions  

Psssst...Dad.

I just remembered. Before the game Matt asked me to tell you he is transferring.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Jan 10, 2010 7:34 AM CST reply actions  

"I wonder how Shonn Greene is going to do tonight."

In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).

Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.

by tyger1147 on Jan 10, 2010 9:42 AM CST reply actions  

From Big to Little...

We have all the Lick you could ever want.

by DowntownmplsHAWK on Jan 10, 2010 9:55 AM CST reply actions  

Not everyone is the perfect person in the world.

But damn, you are shorter than Red Pollard.

"We've gotta execute! We've gotta have fun out there!" - Ed DeChellis

by ReadingRambler on Jan 10, 2010 10:23 AM CST reply actions  

"I'm in over my head."

“Me too.”

"I'm not doing any good back here."

by Hawkaloogie on Jan 10, 2010 10:51 AM CST reply actions   1 recs

Lil' John: "When things are bad, we take comfort in the thought that they could always be worse. And when they are, we find hope in the thought that things are so bad they have to get better."

Coach Lick: “Take a seat on the bench and if you make another noise from those lips, I’ll hit you.”

"I know you're from Middle America, and sometimes you feel like you're representing more than just a school or a conference, maybe an entire group of American citizens out there."

by Twin Cities Hawk on Jan 10, 2010 11:50 AM CST reply actions  

The shitty ballplayer doesn't fall far from the shitty caoch/father

I love the smell of napalm in the morning...it smells like victory -- Bill Kilgore

by BadgerHawk on Jan 10, 2010 12:24 PM CST reply actions  

Double helping of nepotistic failure

I love the smell of napalm in the morning...it smells like victory -- Bill Kilgore

by BadgerHawk on Jan 10, 2010 12:25 PM CST reply actions  

Even I know my son has no business being here....

I love the smell of napalm in the morning...it smells like victory -- Bill Kilgore

by BadgerHawk on Jan 10, 2010 12:28 PM CST reply actions  

You suck.

Yeah – so do you. At least I have the excuse of being short, dad. What’s yours?

by benvious on Jan 10, 2010 12:29 PM CST reply actions  

Even I know my dad has no business being here.....

I love the smell of napalm in the morning...it smells like victory -- Bill Kilgore

by BadgerHawk on Jan 10, 2010 12:30 PM CST reply actions  

"Dad...."

“Be quiet son, i’m trying to think of other schools that might hire me next year.”

by psu1313 on Jan 10, 2010 12:33 PM CST reply actions  

L.I.C. livin like B.I.G.

I don’t wanna live no mo’
Sometimes I hear death knocking in my front do’
I’m living everyday like a hustle
Another drug to juggle, another day another struggle

I check cheddar like a food inspector

by SpanishJohnny on Jan 10, 2010 1:34 PM CST reply actions  

Mo Money....Mo Problems

Maybe Barta will just fire me…..

by cruzhawk on Jan 10, 2010 2:03 PM CST reply actions  

(after)

“Cheep up. C’mon, let’s go to Denny’s.”
“Grand slam!”

Light a man a fire, he'll stay warm for a day.
Light a man afire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by Seer on Jan 10, 2010 2:20 PM CST reply actions  

+53

"Oh no, don't do that, don't do that. If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad." - The Waco Kid

by HawkOnRails on Jan 10, 2010 3:09 PM CST up reply actions  

/flashback

“No. We can’t, Joez. I don’t have a condom.”
“It’s ok, Todd, I’m on the pill”



“I’m going to fucking punch that bitch when I get home.”

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 10, 2010 4:31 PM CST reply actions  

Wow...


Bully football is winning football.

by Bucketochicken on Jan 10, 2010 5:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Hey Dad...

Do I have to go shovel the driveway now?

I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.
- Terry Bradshaw

by thegunslinger12 on Jan 10, 2010 4:34 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

"If this was football, I could punt now."

"Wow. You know you have problems when even the cheerleaders know you suck." ~ Pain in the Sash

by Leftcoast Hawk on Jan 10, 2010 6:53 PM CST reply actions  

At least you're not Tyler Smith...

Though he has talent…(is that a trade I would make?)

by Shooter McGavin on Jan 10, 2010 7:01 PM CST reply actions  

Todd (In James Earl Jones’s deep voice): “The force is with you, young Lickliter. Come over to the dark side, John. Together, we can take control of the Iowa program and rule the bottom of the Big Ten as father and son. John, I am your head coach.”

John: “Nooooooooooooooooooooooo! Nooooooooooo!”

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Jan 10, 2010 10:10 PM CST reply actions  

“Hey, dad, didja see the 3 pointer I made?”

“Butler was ranked 15th the other week…”

"We've gotta execute! We've gotta have fun out there!" - Ed DeChellis

by ReadingRambler on Jan 11, 2010 8:23 AM CST reply actions  

Do you suppose we should start packing?

I am already packed, son.

Life is hard. It's really hard if you're stupid.

by Bluzmn on Jan 11, 2010 10:20 AM CST reply actions  

Too soon or too late?

Lil’ Jon: “All I want is to earn your respect, Dad. How can I do that if you won’t let me play my game?”
Todd: “Well, maybe you should’ve thought of that before you sucked at being a man all your life.”
Lil’ Jon: “Oh, my God. I hate you so much, I just wanna smash your face in.”
Todd: “Too late. I’m a dead man.”

"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me

by BStylin Hawkye on Jan 11, 2010 10:35 AM CST reply actions  

Son, take that fucking diaper off.

Is this your homework? We know this is your homework.

by the_ole_1_2 on Jan 11, 2010 10:47 AM CST reply actions  

hey dad what’s the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

I don’t know son, what?

you take your basketball shoes off before you jump on a trampoline.

I wish your mom would’ve told me that one the day you were born.

by KentuckyThunderPussy on Jan 11, 2010 1:32 PM CST reply actions  

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