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Actual game footage from the Capital One Bowl.
Here's the place for all the chatter about the afternoon bowl games. You know the rules; play nice.
We're all still trying to reclaim the brain cells we lost watching the Outback Bowl -- come join the fun.
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The funniest thing about jNWU's last set of downs
is that finally, when it’s TD or bust, all of a sudden Kafka is unwilling to take a chance on a throw? He tucked it and ran twice!
No shit.
What happened to the “chuck it deep and pray” routine? Based on the incompetence shown by Auburn, even if it wasn’t caught, there was a good chance they’d get a PI call out of it.
Big junkies come from little junkies.
or a late hit
or a facemask, or a personal foul.
any penalty leading to 15 yards is a good possibility.
They get the firehose
another great southern tradition.
by Brock Sampson on Jan 1, 2010 2:34 PM CST up reply actions
The Outback Bowl
Didn’t do anything to help B10 redemption – but it did bring the SEC down a bit. That was pure awful.
How the hell did we lose to jNWU?
Penn State looking for way to blow this
I am noticing a Big Ten trend in the bowl season…urgh.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Just imagine if Miami had cashed in that onside recovery
We’d really be gripping hard.
by Brock Sampson on Jan 1, 2010 2:41 PM CST up reply actions
Or else we cement his feet
Either way, it’s all good.
by Brock Sampson on Jan 1, 2010 2:54 PM CST up reply actions
that's what I was thinking
time for voters to go to a defensive player then…
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Penn State looks like Auburn suddenly
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
The refs suddenly look similar to the Outback also
They don’t have a clue what’s going on.
by Brock Sampson on Jan 1, 2010 3:00 PM CST up reply actions
Looks like...
LSU is tired of losing these CapOnes.
BTW, the Holloway catch was included in the SportsCenter 2000s decade montage last night.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
JoePa looks murderous
"I am so proud to be your coach." -Paul Rhoads
by CyHawk on Jan 1, 2010 3:01 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Brandon Marshall must be at it again...
The Broncos “benched” him, leaving them with 3 active WRs for Sunday’s game.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
it'll be down to 2 once Stokely shanks a ref as payback for last week.
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
Jerry West's kid plays for West Virginia/Bob Huggins...
but they are still losing to Purdue in the second half, 53-37.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
That means we are better than WVU, right?
We’re a top ten BB team!
by Brock Sampson on Jan 1, 2010 3:04 PM CST up reply actions
No,
it just means John Lickliter is better than Jerry West’s kid.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 1, 2010 3:06 PM CST up reply actions
Bithcin slide/slippage by PSU WR in that mess of turf and divots.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
Florida State beating WV in the 4th quarter, 30-21.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
WV going for it on 4th and 8...
and they commit a false start. WV will now go for it on 4th and 13 at the FSU 40.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
Incomplete...
FSU should win it now. Bobby Bowden goes out a winner, unless FSU really implodes.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
Only if your hands are down there
Of course, he could just be playing with himself
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Jan 1, 2010 3:12 PM CST up reply actions
wait, is that Zug guy actually good?
I thought that was a joke?
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
Good guess.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 1, 2010 3:17 PM CST up reply actions
I second that emotion.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 1, 2010 3:18 PM CST up reply actions
Erin Andrews was on the sideline a moment ago.
Does that mean Lisa Salters is the Rose Bowl sideline reporter? And why do I care?
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
can the big 11 make the cap one bowl change to carpet next year?
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They said earlier...
that they will have Field Turf by next year’s game, costing $1.6 million.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 1, 2010 3:22 PM CST up reply actions
i must have missed it on my pizza run.
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I was going to make a joke, but I stayed classy.
You did not.
I laughed either way.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 1, 2010 3:21 PM CST up reply actions
Who's the ginger on the PSU sideline?
His head looks like it’s on fire.
Big junkies come from little junkies.
It's that kid who used to be their QB
Quarless or something like that?
by Brock Sampson on Jan 1, 2010 3:22 PM CST up reply actions
Mike McQueary - Asst. Coach, WR/Recruiting Coordinator
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Mike McQueary, QB in '97
http://www.gopsusports.com/sports/m-footbl/mtt/mcqueary_mike00.html
You beat me to it, Pfac
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 1, 2010 3:25 PM CST up reply actions
Thanks
I knew it had a Q in there somewhere…
by Brock Sampson on Jan 1, 2010 3:26 PM CST up reply actions
what was McQueary's record vs. Iowa??
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Tyler Smith and 3 other UT Bballer's
arrested on drug and weapons charges
per the scroller at the bottom of the screen
Why am I not shocked?
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 1, 2010 3:22 PM CST up reply actions
nice call, but no. take the most extreme FG as possible
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I forgot, you only want to take delay of game penalties when you are lining up for a 47 yard FG.
That’s the perfect time for the penalty.
It's not worth burning a timeout over
since they carry over from game to game.
by Brock Sampson on Jan 1, 2010 3:28 PM CST up reply actions
new Cap 1 trophy? didn't the hawkeyes have a trophy w/ a little kid or something cheesey?
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Not his fault
He didn’t start that crap. Our fans did.
This AFTER living through the Morelli era. Pfft
"Jamelle Cornley is 6’4", and 6’3" of it is balls." - RUTS
by ReadingRambler on Jan 1, 2010 3:59 PM CST up reply actions
Dude, he's like 24
"Jamelle Cornley is 6’4", and 6’3" of it is balls." - RUTS
by ReadingRambler on Jan 1, 2010 3:58 PM CST up reply actions
nice return in the mud out the the 40 yrd line. let's see if PSU can hold'em
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More than are in Afghanistan.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 1, 2010 3:34 PM CST up reply actions
THe DEs for PSU are not very good at contain
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Ross: is Oregon the home team today? Chance for highlighter yellow uniforms??
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I think they are.
per twitter, Mandel says green jersey w/ white pants, tho.
Big junkies come from little junkies.
i was hoping for white helmut, highlighter yellow shirt, and white pants/ black shoes.
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LSU (and SEC in general)
are very undisciplined
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
LES MILES CLOCK MANAGEMENT!!!!
it’s the apex of college football
by Ill Jukes on Jan 1, 2010 3:31 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
He wanted to take back the title of "worst clock manager" from Mack Brown.
Got nervous after that clusterfuck at the end of the B12 Champ. Game.
Big junkies come from little junkies.
this all seems familiar
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Jan 1, 2010 3:32 PM CST up reply actions
that screen pass was an
assisine call
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
It had absolutely zero upside
What do they hope is going to happen? Just, as they say, UNACCEPTABLE!!!!!!
by Brock Sampson on Jan 1, 2010 3:35 PM CST up reply actions
#80 for LSU had already given up
just watched the lateral sit on the turf near him.
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
i can't think of a better play call w/ that great clock mgmt
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Clark is a wussy
wins one game in his career. Most overrated QB in BIg Ten history.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
He is overrated, but he is still pretty good. And he got them a win today, against a vaunted SEC opponent
I was pulling hard for PSU in this game. I like their team and I really like ReadingRambler and the rest of their fans.
Above average QB
but a total Drama Queen
by HeartOfHawkness on Jan 1, 2010 3:51 PM CST up reply actions
Dude, come on
Pryor? Forcier? Neither ring a bell?
"Jamelle Cornley is 6’4", and 6’3" of it is balls." - RUTS
by ReadingRambler on Jan 1, 2010 3:56 PM CST up reply actions
speaking of classy, Bowden taking up the whole screen on CBS.
got any Free Shoes?
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was hoping that WV dropped half a hundred on Bowden.
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just keep winning the ones that matter
which is more or less all of them from here out.
alamo bowl is a complete crapshoot.
are they still playing the Alamo Bowl?
that surprises me.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
who is in charge of Tech these days?
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Assistant coach named Ruffin McNeal
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 1, 2010 3:38 PM CST up reply actions
I so wish Purdue had been bowl eligible.
I think they would have smoked ISU.
Big junkies come from little junkies.
I think you're probably right
and it would’ve been glorious to see. I kind of agree with something OPS said in a different thread though, it’ll be kinda fun next year to have the clowns come into town with a little bit of swagger. It makes the letdown all the more glorious.
ISU and swagger seem like oil and water.
But anything that makes their fall more painful is A-OK by me.
Big junkies come from little junkies.
They are bitching up a storm about the officiating over at BSD
Also about how they don’t have a special teams coach. Good times.
by Brock Sampson on Jan 1, 2010 3:39 PM CST up reply actions
Sorry
Wasn’t able to use PC.
"Jamelle Cornley is 6’4", and 6’3" of it is balls." - RUTS
by ReadingRambler on Jan 1, 2010 3:54 PM CST up reply actions
I'm going...
34 to 17, Ducks. Everytime I have picked against Chip Kelly this year, or everytime I wanted him to lose, he wins. (Except the Boise State game)
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 1, 2010 3:56 PM CST up reply actions
LeGarret Blount
lol, after that happened my buddy that worked at a sporting good store “bought” a Oregon #9 jersey and rocked it at parties
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
Seriously
I expect OSu to win this…I think the Pac 10 is vastly overrated. But, Tressel is the X factor. He needs to have a good game.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
I also think OSU
has a Big Game Bowl experience edge. Oregon and Chip whatever his name are new to all this hype.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Agreed.
I think Oregon should be easily frustrated….
…but we’ll see.
by Bucketochicken on Jan 1, 2010 3:45 PM CST up reply actions
Pac 10 has been pretty terrible this bowl season.
UCLA and USC are the only winners and they beat Temple (w/o Temple’s best player for most of the game) and BC. Arizona, Oregon State, and Cal got beat down pretty bad.
Big junkies come from little junkies.
27-24 OSU
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
Hey, who invited Jesse Palmer to this?
Stick him in a shed with Craig James plz.
Big junkies come from little junkies.
Or the electrical closet
with lose and frayed wires, perhaps?
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
He brings the lose with him
no need to supply it.
by Brock Sampson on Jan 1, 2010 4:01 PM CST up reply actions
This sort of win would piss me off and surprise me.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
I see Oregon as hyped
they got all this press for beating USC (who lost to Arizona at home) and Oregon should have lost at Arizona. And they got torched by Stanford who plays a lot like a Big Ten team.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
am i the only one that thinks very little of bobby bowden?
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no...he had the state of Florida wrapped around his finger and
could have dominated for years and he squandered it.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
He did dominate for years
How long is long enough?
by Brock Sampson on Jan 1, 2010 4:02 PM CST up reply actions
Looking at the bowl results I might be inclined to think that
TCU should be playing Alabama, granted they have not beat big names, but they are undefeated
Ohio State vs. Oregon...
May I root for an earthquake instead?
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 1, 2010 3:56 PM CST reply actions
Corso's farting again.
Did someone step on a duck?
"Oh no, don't do that, don't do that. If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad." - The Waco Kid
We all saw Lee Corso try to shake hands with a blind kid, right?
Big junkies come from little junkies.
My team won, Iowa will win, that's all that matters
Does anyone realyl care about Ohio State?
"Jamelle Cornley is 6’4", and 6’3" of it is balls." - RUTS
::.::

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
That's not what happened?
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Jan 1, 2010 4:01 PM CST up reply actions
no...no one like Ohio State...but they are like your crazy uncle
who always seems to show up at the Christmas party and make an ass out of himself and you have to apologize to everyone because of him
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Jan 1, 2010 3:58 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
+1
"Jamelle Cornley is 6’4", and 6’3" of it is balls." - RUTS
by ReadingRambler on Jan 1, 2010 3:59 PM CST up reply actions
congrats
daryll clark finaly did it!
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Yeah, how about it?
Two straight 11 win seasons. Sheesh, what a guy.
"Jamelle Cornley is 6’4", and 6’3" of it is balls." - RUTS
by ReadingRambler on Jan 1, 2010 4:00 PM CST up reply actions
Thank you, midget kicker-man, for securing Daryll Clark's legacy!
Big junkies come from little junkies.
please list all Daryll Clark quality wins.
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What do you care? Aren't you an Iowa fan?
"Jamelle Cornley is 6’4", and 6’3" of it is balls." - RUTS
by ReadingRambler on Jan 1, 2010 4:02 PM CST up reply actions
2009 LSU
BOOM
"Jamelle Cornley is 6’4", and 6’3" of it is balls." - RUTS
by ReadingRambler on Jan 1, 2010 4:02 PM CST up reply actions
pshh they lost to Daryll Clark, they aren't any good
/circular logic’ed
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
Totally not our fault that Michigan sucked ass
"Jamelle Cornley is 6’4", and 6’3" of it is balls." - RUTS
by ReadingRambler on Jan 1, 2010 4:02 PM CST up reply actions
"Daryll Clark's legacy" is now a running joke
Which is sad, because it’s not Daryll’s fault that his fans are stupid and think they know shit.
"Jamelle Cornley is 6’4", and 6’3" of it is balls." - RUTS
by ReadingRambler on Jan 1, 2010 4:01 PM CST up reply actions
He seems like a nice enough guy.
So I suppose I’m glad he finally won a big-ish game.
Big junkies come from little junkies.
As am I, as am I
Frankly, I just wish people would stop blaming him for the offensive line’s woes and admire the fact that WE JUST WON 11 GAMES. AGAIN.
WE WENT 4-7 JUST A FEW YEARS AGO. NO REALLY. WE DID.
"Jamelle Cornley is 6’4", and 6’3" of it is balls." - RUTS
by ReadingRambler on Jan 1, 2010 4:04 PM CST up reply actions
By people, I mean our own fans
Obviously
"Jamelle Cornley is 6’4", and 6’3" of it is balls." - RUTS
by ReadingRambler on Jan 1, 2010 4:05 PM CST up reply actions
Yes
Can’t blame him though. No receivers and he was always injured
"Jamelle Cornley is 6’4", and 6’3" of it is balls." - RUTS
by ReadingRambler on Jan 1, 2010 4:09 PM CST up reply actions
No
but those of us who live out here in Cal. would love to shut these Pac 10 pukes up.
by nwyms Trebek! on Jan 1, 2010 3:59 PM CST up reply actions
Southern Cal Lake Elsinore Temecula area
by nwyms Trebek! on Jan 1, 2010 4:03 PM CST up reply actions
According to my family, it's like -25 in NW IA today.
So I bet SF is warmer than that. ;-)
Big junkies come from little junkies.
God I hope Jesse Palmer gets raped by a hyena with a lye-covered cock.
And then I hope he falls down a flight of stairs and has a really bad allergic reaction to something. Like say, sixteen or seventeen dozen hornet stings.
Didja ever see his OJ gloves?
"Jamelle Cornley is 6’4", and 6’3" of it is balls." - RUTS
by ReadingRambler on Jan 1, 2010 4:03 PM CST up reply actions
I read that this is exactly what happened last night to him
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Are there tons of fat Buckeye fans in bad facepaint wearing those dumb buckeye necklaces?
Or do TV producers just have an uncanny eye for the handful of douchebags that are dressed like that?
Big junkies come from little junkies.
i had really hoped we would pull it out in Columbus, so we could have seen pics of those guys crying
with all their rose bowl stuff.
i asked above as i was checking my ass sucking BHGP bowl gm picks
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Pryor: My knee feels weak
why would he say this, even if it is true? He is a weird dude.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
He's a nutjob.
They’re never going to be as good as they hope to be with him at QB.
Big junkies come from little junkies.
what's w/ the feathers on the shoulder pad area of the Ducks uniforms??
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Those are epaulets
They are going with the ‘Panamanian strongman’ scheme today.
by Brock Sampson on Jan 1, 2010 4:08 PM CST up reply actions
Oregon needs a reminder of the Boise game
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Oregon shouldn't be allowed to play the day after a holiday
those unis are painful.
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
I gotta say, the Rose Bowl does the split crowd thing better than anyone.
Big junkies come from little junkies.
Tressel works so hard to protect
Pryor and that’s why I think Pryor is weak.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
I lean towards thinking Pryor is weak because he's a bad quarterback
"Jamelle Cornley is 6’4", and 6’3" of it is balls." - RUTS
by ReadingRambler on Jan 1, 2010 4:09 PM CST up reply actions
SULLY!
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
Sully couldn't land the coin right
damn
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
i think i want the in game score & other data at the top of the screen, opaque not at the bottom of the screen. thanks.
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I'm looking forward to the day when that will be movable/changable by the viewer
by Bucketochicken on Jan 1, 2010 4:12 PM CST up reply actions
I kinda hate the new set-up for the score/time/etc.
The old look was less obtrusive and more informative (I loved getting constant updates on indiv. stats after a play).
Big junkies come from little junkies.
a little limp on that run, young Pryor
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Okay...Pryor
just hurt his weak knee
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
that's a damn fine runningback they've got at QB
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
yeah he is limping while walking up the field to get under center.
going to be a long game for the big guy.
If they score on this drive
you can say goodbye to it, though.
by Brock Sampson on Jan 1, 2010 4:16 PM CST up reply actions
Tressel ball the rest of the game and try to eck out a 10-6 win?
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The Civil War was a joke for that reason
"Jamelle Cornley is 6’4", and 6’3" of it is balls." - RUTS
by ReadingRambler on Jan 1, 2010 4:16 PM CST up reply actions
Oregon
is puny. I would run it right down their throat.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
does Tressel own a vest that isn't red?
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i'm going to send him a yellow one.
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Does anyone besides him
own a vest of any color or style?
by Brock Sampson on Jan 1, 2010 4:18 PM CST up reply actions
I own a tan one...
like Mr. Belvedere’s
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 1, 2010 4:33 PM CST up reply actions
God, they just don't know how to tackle out west
"Jamelle Cornley is 6’4", and 6’3" of it is balls." - RUTS
we'll find out in September if they can tackle out west.
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Not a big fan of tackling in the southeast, either.
by The Mexican't on Jan 1, 2010 4:19 PM CST up reply actions
Or catching.
"Jamelle Cornley is 6’4", and 6’3" of it is balls." - RUTS
by ReadingRambler on Jan 1, 2010 4:20 PM CST up reply actions
this is a dream OSU start
I really expect the Buckeyes to play well defensively
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Chortle
"Jamelle Cornley is 6’4", and 6’3" of it is balls." - RUTS
by ReadingRambler on Jan 1, 2010 4:20 PM CST up reply actions
2nd viewing of dudes going to the wrong country to drink beer.
sponsored by Citi andso4th.
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A Masters ad with only one image of Tiger??
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
let's see if Oregon runs a play "every 17 seconds" now.
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marging of error for Oregon O-line "small"
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New drinking game
Every time Mouseburger says young QB is a shot
anytimes he says "big fella" chug your drink
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any time Musberger says:
Miiidddddddddddddddddddddllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllee!
You take two sips.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 1, 2010 4:37 PM CST up reply actions
good opening for OSU.
still don’t like the bird wings on uniforms.
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Heyward is right up there with Suh
Iowa’s offensive line doesn’t get enough praise for the job they did
"Jamelle Cornley is 6’4", and 6’3" of it is balls." - RUTS
I think people have underestimated
the size and athletic ability of our D-lines…
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
penn state underestimated Iowa's D-line
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Good for you
I totally forgot that
"Jamelle Cornley is 6’4", and 6’3" of it is balls." - RUTS
by ReadingRambler on Jan 1, 2010 4:28 PM CST up reply actions
they remembered after the saftey and blocked punt....
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That doesn't even make sense.
"Jamelle Cornley is 6’4", and 6’3" of it is balls." - RUTS
by ReadingRambler on Jan 1, 2010 4:29 PM CST up reply actions
Just ask LSU's offensive line
Had to hold all day.
"Jamelle Cornley is 6’4", and 6’3" of it is balls." - RUTS
by ReadingRambler on Jan 1, 2010 4:27 PM CST up reply actions
Bitching, I know
"Jamelle Cornley is 6’4", and 6’3" of it is balls." - RUTS
by ReadingRambler on Jan 1, 2010 4:27 PM CST up reply actions
Only when you take the lead from jNW...
…with your freshman running back, a week after tWWL says the refs handed your team a victory.
So, almost never.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jan 1, 2010 6:18 PM CST up reply actions
it is the great equalizer
when you only need DL to rush passer
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Also helps when their awesome receivers drop passes
"Jamelle Cornley is 6’4", and 6’3" of it is balls." - RUTS
by ReadingRambler on Jan 1, 2010 4:29 PM CST up reply actions
OSU might get 250 yards rushing today
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
I'm sorry, I'm now even more annoyed that they lost to USC
"Jamelle Cornley is 6’4", and 6’3" of it is balls." - RUTS
by ReadingRambler on Jan 1, 2010 4:30 PM CST up reply actions
Did Herbstriet play in a Rose Bowl?
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
if they mention Bob Griese, finish your drink.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
Pryor is huge
he looked like he was being tackled by pop warner players
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
There's no doubt he could be a monster if they actually use him correctly
"Jamelle Cornley is 6’4", and 6’3" of it is balls." - RUTS
by ReadingRambler on Jan 1, 2010 4:31 PM CST up reply actions
it's just that his psyche
is so fragile
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
ok, move the game score/ time back to the top of the screen.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
Whatever happened to the offensive line that got beaten by Purdue?
I miss them
"Jamelle Cornley is 6’4", and 6’3" of it is balls." - RUTS
maybe Purdue isn't that bad. Maybe nobody in the B10 was that bad this year
except Minny, they sucked.
bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Michigan
ahahahahahahaha
"Jamelle Cornley is 6’4", and 6’3" of it is balls." - RUTS
by ReadingRambler on Jan 1, 2010 4:34 PM CST up reply actions
and Illinois
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 1, 2010 4:41 PM CST up reply actions
the slot receiver has a 15 yard cushion
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
thne I'm stumped
it’s just aweful and resembles nothing
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
that is the worst throwing motion
in college football
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
It really is
He’s like a John Calipari player. Thinks he can outathlete everyone
"Jamelle Cornley is 6’4", and 6’3" of it is balls." - RUTS
by ReadingRambler on Jan 1, 2010 4:35 PM CST up reply actions
outathlete?
Are we just making up words now? What is this, the NBA draft show?
by Brock Sampson on Jan 1, 2010 4:37 PM CST up reply actions
Yes
Just like Sweatervest makes up an offense
"Jamelle Cornley is 6’4", and 6’3" of it is balls." - RUTS
by ReadingRambler on Jan 1, 2010 4:38 PM CST up reply actions
I would go single wing with Pryor 100%.
This is the strangest weird amalgam of disconnected schemes. I don’t get it.
Mr. Boh Knows ...
Is there a worse drop-back QB in the Big Ten?
So he just took a deep drop and launched. STrange.
Mr. Boh Knows ...
he looks like jeff george
compared to pryor
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Of course.
"Jamelle Cornley is 6’4", and 6’3" of it is balls." - RUTS
by ReadingRambler on Jan 1, 2010 4:39 PM CST up reply actions
this is what a defensive line can do
wisc started it off and now this
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Hard to be speedy
when the line is in the backfield
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Jan 1, 2010 4:39 PM CST up reply actions
No one likes to mention the fact that Masoli is a bad passer
"Jamelle Cornley is 6’4", and 6’3" of it is balls." - RUTS
no one explains that boise game either
they had like 1 first down in the first half
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
NO
They didn’t have a first down until like 7 or 8 minutes into the third quarter! It was a total bitchmaking, but what the Boise fans fail to understand is that something like that doesn’t happen solely because of good defense. When a team goes that long without moving the ball something else is happening, too.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jan 1, 2010 6:29 PM CST up reply actions
The new new thing is Norm Parker's rush 4, pressure with four, 6 in the box.
Wiscy, Iowa, OSU disdain the over-playing blitz. This is breaking up the spread happy teams. They depend on overcmmitting, VA Tech style D.
Mr. Boh Knows ...
It is really hard for college QBs and WRs to complete 10 passes in a row, without screwing up
that principle is what we rely on.
That and all these spread teams are gonna have to muscle up.
Miami looked like a freshman team.
Mr. Boh Knows ...
"Spread coaches" think that stuff is unneeded
"Jamelle Cornley is 6’4", and 6’3" of it is balls." - RUTS
by ReadingRambler on Jan 1, 2010 4:42 PM CST up reply actions
i've seen rugby guys who throw like that i guess...
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Arm punt.
Looking for 4 seconds of hang time.
by The Mexican't on Jan 1, 2010 4:43 PM CST up reply actions
The oh so rare completed arm punt
"Jamelle Cornley is 6’4", and 6’3" of it is balls." - RUTS
by ReadingRambler on Jan 1, 2010 4:43 PM CST up reply actions
Ladies and gentlemen, John Wall starting at QB for Ohio State
"Jamelle Cornley is 6’4", and 6’3" of it is balls." - RUTS
by ReadingRambler on Jan 1, 2010 4:44 PM CST up reply actions
Initial thoughts
Unless sweatervest goes full retard, this game isn’t going to be even remotely close.
OSU is noticably better than Oregon on both lines. The OSU d-line is 5 yards deep in the backfield every play.
Pryor would be a no-brainer multiple heisman winner, if he was just playing runningback. Someone needs to point this out.
Disagree. Kelly is one of the best coaches in the game.
Oregon’s just not ready. They’ll wake up pretty soon.
Mr. Boh Knows ...
If only because we don't trust OSU?
"Jamelle Cornley is 6’4", and 6’3" of it is balls." - RUTS
by ReadingRambler on Jan 1, 2010 4:46 PM CST up reply actions
Oregon tackling has improved, I hope
"Jamelle Cornley is 6’4", and 6’3" of it is balls." - RUTS
by ReadingRambler on Jan 1, 2010 4:46 PM CST up reply actions
I think people have
it’s too late now. They’ve committed
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Jan 1, 2010 4:46 PM CST up reply actions
and 6'6" is too lanky to be a real RB
i bet he’d be a fantastic WR though.
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
This thing about the booth deciding what to review
This needs to stop. It’s been nothing but game delays all day.
It never gets to be easy
The Capital One Bowl was a disaster
Is it fourth down? Is it third down? The refs don’t know
"Jamelle Cornley is 6’4", and 6’3" of it is balls." - RUTS
by ReadingRambler on Jan 1, 2010 4:45 PM CST up reply actions
Ohio State is so much bigger
it is shocking…and they seem as fast where it matters.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Is Tressel smart enough to win this game?
Or is he going to go up 17 and abandon what got them here.
Mr. Boh Knows ...
he is the x factor
he will get conservative and that you can bank on…
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Fully agree
"Jamelle Cornley is 6’4", and 6’3" of it is balls." - RUTS
by ReadingRambler on Jan 1, 2010 4:48 PM CST up reply actions
this drive might alert sweater vest to keep hsi foot on the gas???
naw
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
we could match up well
i really believe that…
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Is it just me
Or does OSU look, on average, 3 inches taller and 25 pounds heavier than every Oregon player?
at least
the 4th quarter thei defense might just waive a flag
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
By *Wisconsin*
I mean, Wisconsin.
"Jamelle Cornley is 6’4", and 6’3" of it is balls." - RUTS
by ReadingRambler on Jan 1, 2010 4:52 PM CST up reply actions
Iowa changed this year. We never stop going vertical, all game.
Did the OSU DE run himself out of the 37 yard play or was he blocked?
Mr. Boh Knows ...
I disagree
"Jamelle Cornley is 6’4", and 6’3" of it is balls." - RUTS
by ReadingRambler on Jan 1, 2010 4:59 PM CST up reply actions
sweater is choking
they were running it down their throat and now they’re running slow developing plays
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Really? Haven't seen any flexbone yet
"Jamelle Cornley is 6’4", and 6’3" of it is balls." - RUTS
by ReadingRambler on Jan 1, 2010 4:59 PM CST up reply actions
Does anybody agree
Herbie needs retire, or at least be barred from doing ohio state games?
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride." HST
that could have been a big play if Pryor didn't panic and take off
big blitz, but the middle of the pocket held. If he’d have sat in there he should have had someone open
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
yeah...he establishes a physical edge
and then become Gus Malzahn
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Where is
OSU’s coverage on special teams?
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride." HST
Did Mouseburger
just say great striking position?
Pryor is absolutely terrible
at reading defenses. He can’t see these blitzes coming to dump the ball off
It never gets to be easy
against USC
Carroll saw he couldn’t check down to a run and it seems to be true here too.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
If it's wouldn't
then he’s worse than we think. It’s one thing to be incapable, but if he can and chooses to do the wrong thing…that’s frightening
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Jan 1, 2010 5:03 PM CST up reply actions
Too busy getting work done on the tattoo to learn.
by The Mexican't on Jan 1, 2010 5:03 PM CST up reply actions
By the way
Iowa’s basketball team played Purdue closer than did WVU
"Jamelle Cornley is 6’4", and 6’3" of it is balls." - RUTS
But they have Huggins and his greasy powers
"Jamelle Cornley is 6’4", and 6’3" of it is balls." - RUTS
by ReadingRambler on Jan 1, 2010 5:02 PM CST up reply actions
They really didn't play terribly well against Michigan
"Jamelle Cornley is 6’4", and 6’3" of it is balls." - RUTS
by ReadingRambler on Jan 1, 2010 5:03 PM CST up reply actions
the outside is open against the bucks
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
wow
completion for a first down on 4th and nine.
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride." HST
if Oregon runs a play every 17 seconds, OSU may tire out
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
+1
"Oh no, don't do that, don't do that. If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad." - The Waco Kid
Yes!
"Jamelle Cornley is 6’4", and 6’3" of it is balls." - RUTS
by ReadingRambler on Jan 1, 2010 5:07 PM CST up reply actions
Damn, I was going to use that exact joke. I thought of it in the pregame, and made a mental note.
You beat me to the punch!!!
OSU defensive ends
need to quit chasing
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
It seems to me that OSU is running itself out of the play. They're exactly half a step out of their lanes.
Which is the nightmare scenario on Tuesday, for us.
Mr. Boh Knows ...
You telling me the whistle didn't blow before he stretched?
I hate this replay crap.
Mr. Boh Knows ...
I just replayed it
Didn’t hear the whistle
"Jamelle Cornley is 6’4", and 6’3" of it is balls." - RUTS
by ReadingRambler on Jan 1, 2010 5:09 PM CST up reply actions
Needs to be "indisputable evidence" to overturn the call.
Not sure I’d be that confident.
"Oh no, don't do that, don't do that. If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad." - The Waco Kid
Guess I was wrong.
"Oh no, don't do that, don't do that. If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad." - The Waco Kid
sweater needs to expoit his size advantage
maybe Bret Beliema should be coaching this game
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Jan 1, 2010 5:10 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
+1
"Jamelle Cornley is 6’4", and 6’3" of it is balls." - RUTS
by ReadingRambler on Jan 1, 2010 5:11 PM CST up reply actions
"One of the great names in college football!"
Clever old Mussy
"Jamelle Cornley is 6’4", and 6’3" of it is balls." - RUTS
Now, does anyone have any idea what OSU's play progression will be this series?
I don’t.
Having an identity is pretty important.
Mr. Boh Knows ...
i am half expecting a reverse and then two
off tackle plays
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Bubble screen
"Jamelle Cornley is 6’4", and 6’3" of it is balls." - RUTS
by ReadingRambler on Jan 1, 2010 5:14 PM CST up reply actions
They remind me of great wrestlers who get into MMA.
They learn some boxing and then that’s all they want to do and they ignore the skill they’re actually good at.
OSU is really good at running the football. SO RUN THE DAMN BALL.
Big junkies come from little junkies.
I think Pryor needs a running game to pass
he can be dangerous off of play action
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Hey look they can run the ball
Maybe they should keep doing that
"Jamelle Cornley is 6’4", and 6’3" of it is balls." - RUTS
He's an athletic Morelli
I really believe that
"Jamelle Cornley is 6’4", and 6’3" of it is balls." - RUTS
by ReadingRambler on Jan 1, 2010 5:17 PM CST up reply actions
does the Vest call his own plays?
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
by pfac51 on Jan 1, 2010 5:17 PM CST via mobile reply actions
If the Vest thinks he needs to get into a shootout to win.
Then they’ve already lost.
Big junkies come from little junkies.
hey vest
they’ve adjusted to your first drive…hello!
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Can you see Sweatervest going all Woody Hayes on some Oregon kid
way to funny of a visual
Fascist OSU band says
YOU WILL BE EXCITED ABOUT A PASS PLAY THAT LOSES A YRD!
Big junkies come from little junkies.
i would go to under center
and run it till they stopped me
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
It seems likes Tressel is trying to prove a point and say,
Look, I can play spread football, too!
by The Mexican't on Jan 1, 2010 5:22 PM CST up reply actions
When you throw across your body into the middle of the field, you will eventually get picked off.
Maybe I should go shovel snow.
Mr. Boh Knows ...
I'm stunned he didn't try to force it to his first option anyway.
Big junkies come from little junkies.
Now that's a better looking play
use his strength. Roll him out and force the defense to react
It never gets to be easy
And this is why the Big Ten has a bad rep. Not because of speed
but because of complete offensive incompetence. WTF was that???
Jesus...sweater acts like they have had trouble running
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
no fancy shit...just push these guys into the end zone
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
he has to go for this
he has an enormous size advantage…but run it straight up
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
why is he doing this?
line up under center and push these guys around
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
this is sickening...
why recruit the best interior guys out there and spread the field against a clearly smaller team?
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
retarded...he is allowing Oregon to use the only thing they might have as an advantage
speed
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
not when you have 20 lbs per man advantage
and later on he can roll dip shit out as the LBs over commit to the run
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Just playing devil's advocate. I think a 1st down run would have been a good call.
If it doesn’t work, just pass it twice.
This kind ...
of dull, lifeless, play-not-to-lose football should be a hanging offense.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 1, 2010 5:33 PM CST reply actions
I know...
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 1, 2010 5:37 PM CST up reply actions
I think the Oregon Mike is just playing Pryor-contain, right?
So they’re taking their middle linebacker out of run defense. Make them pay for that.
Mr. Boh Knows ...
remember that Vandenberg shredded these guys
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
I don't think ...
Running the ball is dull. I don’t think power football is dull. Tresselball is timid.
I know, this is not a newsflash, but sheesh.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 1, 2010 5:38 PM CST reply actions
they need to get something here...
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Thank Christ Pryror is not our QB.
We’d all go fucking insane.
Big junkies come from little junkies.
if he had come to Iowa I would hope they'd of had him playing WR
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
Exactly.
Pryor would not have lasted thru the first Spring as a QB in Iowa City.
by The Mexican't on Jan 1, 2010 5:44 PM CST up reply actions
wow, announcer admitted he made a mistake after an on screen graphic contradicts him
usually you see them just keep rolling on.
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
his copy must have just had his long from the season on it.
which was 52. 54 must have been last year. nice correction by brent though
they need to come out in the second half with some smash mouth
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
OSU has a
22 min to 8 min TOP advantage…run thids team into the dirt in the second half.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
if the albino rhino can tear them apart so badly...
Saine and Herron should be able to gash them consistently at least.
Oregon band = Back to the Future soundtrack
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
Not quite what I am used to in marching band uniforms from the Ducks.
but I do approve of back to the future.
Is it possible that Tressel was using the first half to set up the inevitable run-happy offense in the 2nd?
Seems a bit extreme, but now he’s got his lead and has Kelly and Co. thinking he’ll continue to throw.
3 yds & a cloud of dust. i'm guessing pryor doesn't have 24 more pass attempts in the 2nd half unless tOSU goes down by 14 points.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
Oregon is going to need 1.21 jiggawatts to turn this thing around.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
the capital one playing surface was pretty cool to see in HD.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
It was unique to see football played in the equivalent of a cow pasture.
Big junkies come from little junkies.
Cow pasture?
It was the damned Somme.
"Jamelle Cornley is 6’4", and 6’3" of it is balls." - RUTS
by ReadingRambler on Jan 1, 2010 7:42 PM CST up reply actions
Citi - review of PSU/ ND game....um. why??
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
they stripped CHEATER bobby bowden of those 14 games, right?
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
Don't matter
JoePa’s got another 15 years in him.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 1, 2010 5:56 PM CST up reply actions
Not yet, as of an article I saw a couple of weeks ago.
Still being investigated. Personally, with him retired and behind JoePa, I don’t know if they will pursue it very strongly.
What they SHOULD pursue strongly is that farce of an amateur-athlete program called USC.
If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.
the alumni at USC has been doing some interesting things
for the family and girlfriends of players





















