OPENTHREADBLOGLIVESKIDOO: Have Mercy!
by Adam Jacobi on Jan 1, 2010 9:00 AM CST
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Uncle Jesse reference? Fuckin' right Uncle Jesse reference.
It's New Year's Day. People aren't meant to be up before noon. Why are you? You some sorta masochist mangoblin?
Anyhoo, here's your open thread. We'll be... maybe we'll... look, don't call us, we'll call you. God, the sun's fucking bright this morning. Who turned up the sun, people? WE TOLD YOU "SUN TURNED DOWN." SHIT.
Keep y'all's voices down in the thread. Please. We got some headaches working today. We know you wanna yell because just Northwestern took the lead, but... please. Champagne doesn't work itself out. Least not before the next sunset.
(OPS' Outback Bowl and Cap-One Bowl previews there. Better you click than me write more.)
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first thought of bowl season…worth writing anyway…I am a bit unsettled by how successful these triple option teams have been so far. I’m trying not to think about it yet.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Ahem
Against….Missouri and Houston?
"Jamelle Cornley is 6’4", and 6’3" of it is balls." - RUTS
by ReadingRambler on Jan 1, 2010 9:52 AM CST up reply actions
I assure you that Navy's display is against a really awful defense.
No one ran on Missouri this year. Which would lead you to believe they have a great run defense…which is technically true. However, everyone threw the ball on them because their secondary is worse than awful/terrible/horrible.
Seriously. Really bad.
I would not look at that game as an indicator of how a team unfamiliar with defending the triple option will perform.
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by MissouriHawk on Jan 1, 2010 11:51 AM CST up reply actions
Clicking on this link from Twitter, I prayed it was a Full House reference
You did not disappoint. Thank you.
Sunny and 2* here in Minneapolis
Raining and dreary sounds awesome right now.
by Twin Cities Hawk on Jan 1, 2010 10:19 AM CST up reply actions
I'm ready
wife is out of the house, soup is cooking, drink in hand. It’s time for some football!
It never gets to be easy
I like soup
you got a problem with that?
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Jan 1, 2010 9:52 AM CST up reply actions
love seeing the hail holloway
no matter how many highlight reels it gets put in it just never gets old.
Pretty cool decade recap reel.
Had Tate to Holloway
Paul Rhoads speech this year.
Should have had Murray’s kick and the Iowa fans rushing the field the second time.
Murray's kick has nothing to do with bowls!
"Jamelle Cornley is 6’4", and 6’3" of it is balls." - RUTS
by ReadingRambler on Jan 1, 2010 10:09 AM CST up reply actions
Neither does Rhoad's speech and half the clips they ran
by HawkeyeRecon on Jan 1, 2010 10:12 AM CST up reply actions
Shut up!
"Jamelle Cornley is 6’4", and 6’3" of it is balls." - RUTS
by ReadingRambler on Jan 1, 2010 10:13 AM CST up reply actions
Tebow's speech, last years Florida-FSU game, Tex Tech winning over Tex
etc
by HawkeyeRecon on Jan 1, 2010 10:13 AM CST up reply actions
NO, your team sucks!
"Jamelle Cornley is 6’4", and 6’3" of it is balls." - RUTS
by ReadingRambler on Jan 1, 2010 10:14 AM CST up reply actions
I always am
"Jamelle Cornley is 6’4", and 6’3" of it is balls." - RUTS
by ReadingRambler on Jan 1, 2010 10:17 AM CST up reply actions
Shut up!
"Jamelle Cornley is 6’4", and 6’3" of it is balls." - RUTS
by ReadingRambler on Jan 1, 2010 10:13 AM CST up reply actions
looks like its going to be a long hard fought game if jNW is going to pull this off.
guess I’m kind of stating the obvious. just looks like auburn has the edge by just a bit on both sides of the ball right now.
I still think
Fitz is a better coach then Chizik. But they can’t have more turnovers
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Jan 1, 2010 10:25 AM CST up reply actions
Kafka is just doing his best Rick Stanzi impression.
after all he was the last QB to win the outback bowl…he just didn’t throw in pick in it. Much less two.
Wow
Northwestern is representing the Big Ten in usual fashion. I’m going to start chugging Drano watching this, I’ll score before Nothwestern
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Jan 1, 2010 10:30 AM CST via mobile reply actions
really their offense has been effective. But a couple miscues have them down two TDs....
First INT isn’t Kafka’s fault. Second was really a strong defensive play although he did force it a little. If NW defense can actually see the field and do something then I think they may still have a shot.
Got one back
they’re moving the ball at will
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Jan 1, 2010 10:35 AM CST up reply actions
NW looks like the better team so far...
…..with only the two picks really being the difference. If Kafka keeps throwing the ball in the RIGHT places, NW could take this one.
Might get interesting after all.
If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.
Holy Crap
Somehow I’m 4th now in the BGHP pick em standings
"I am so proud to be your coach." -Paul Rhoads
it was tough to get up for jNW....
but yet here I am. And how do they reward my effort? By giving up big plays….lots of them.
Could be a sign
I found beer/champagne/liquor bottles littering the street in Chicago during my walk to the liquor store, and my buddy’s place. Perhaps there’s a drinking problem in this town?
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Jan 1, 2010 11:12 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Are they empty?
That was the problem
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Jan 1, 2010 11:15 AM CST up reply actions
Use the Mike Leach system, and go stand in a shed
I hear that helps headaches/concussions
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Jan 1, 2010 11:14 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Son of a bitch
This is what I get for showing big ten solidarity and picking jNU
"I am so proud to be your coach." -Paul Rhoads
pfff
like you need them today
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Jan 1, 2010 11:10 AM CST up reply actions
I filled them with Chizik nickles and will be using them to cripple Kafka's ankle
"I am so proud to be your coach." -Paul Rhoads
How do root this?
Are you against Chizik?
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Jan 1, 2010 11:12 AM CST up reply actions
Also, I like Chizik about as well as most Iowa fans like Steve Alford.
"I am so proud to be your coach." -Paul Rhoads
I figured it would be an easy choice
I just wasn’t sure if it was the general fuck the SEC or just him. Good to see it’s both
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Jan 1, 2010 11:21 AM CST up reply actions
ENTIRELY OT:
Did anyone see the latest from Morehouse? It’s a great write up on the TMFS graphic.
Tyler “motherbleeping” Sash’s bleeping good season
I haven't any idea, but I'm sure they'll show up soon enough.
After all, they’ve now got to make a red, white and blue, Angerer graphic.
by The Mexican't on Jan 1, 2010 11:29 AM CST up reply actions
A quick search shows that it was HawkeyeRecon
that is due all the credit.
by The Mexican't on Jan 1, 2010 11:35 AM CST up reply actions
The key to jNW winning
Somebody run down there real quick and paint a tiger hawk on the Auburn players…
If only
they would break Auburn’s QB or RB
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Jan 1, 2010 11:19 AM CST up reply actions
I can relate
I know what years of bowl game futility are like
"I am so proud to be your coach." -Paul Rhoads
I don't think they're ever putting a blind kid on GameDay again
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
I also enjoyed...
how they kept trying to get the kid to hurry up but he kept giving his full break down.
Things I missed about Iowa #415:
Sterzing’s Potato Chips.
"I am so proud to be your coach." -Paul Rhoads
WTF?
Why did Auburn get that free time out?
Great decision, Kafka.
Throwing at the defense instead of into the stands. Take the incompletion and live to play another down, jackass.
Leach vs James
cage fight
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Jan 1, 2010 11:40 AM CST up reply actions
Certainly didn't pull any punches on his opinion of James
either of them
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Hey, ESPN
Can you repeat your “Big Ten sucks” mantra a few more times? kthxbye
And, is it just me, or is Oregon just a little too sure of themselves going into this one?
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
I think I'm still drunk
because that confused the hell out of me
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
This halftime show
is NOT helping my hangover. I think my retinas just got burned by those “uniforms” the flag girls were wearing.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
That was brutal
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Jan 1, 2010 12:01 PM CST up reply actions
Announcing team
Griese has actually regressed in his ability to contribute (didn’t think that was possible). And he’s always looking to interrupt Spielman. Spielman, for his part, clearly can’t stand being paired with him any longer.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
My wife just commented on the field conditions by saying,
“I am glad I don’t have to do that laundry.”
She is as wise as she is beautiful.
Black and Gold Blood: Cubbie Blue Heart
Follow me on Twitter: @MattLaCasse
by MissouriHawk on Jan 1, 2010 12:08 PM CST up reply actions
Forecast for Orange Bowl game time
55 degrees with a chance of pain for the Yellow Blazers.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
God damnit Northwestern
this is why we can’t have nice things
"I am so proud to be your coach." -Paul Rhoads
haha 5-19 at Iowa State
And the guy he fired at Auburn went 7-6 there in his first year.
"I am so proud to be your coach." -Paul Rhoads
jNWU is the only Big Televen team I'm cheering against this bowl season.
Because fuck them. That’s why.
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Holy shit that pick was epic.
That’s the kind of miraculous shit that happens against Iowa every year. Nice to see it actually happen against a different opponent for a change
"I am so proud to be your coach." -Paul Rhoads
The Big Ten seriously needs a winning record in bowls this year
Even the Big XII North went 2-1 this year.
"I am so proud to be your coach." -Paul Rhoads
Looking at their bowl record...
…would you expect anything less?
by Frankeinstein on Jan 1, 2010 12:25 PM CST up reply actions
I didn't expect all the interceptions
time to check out he minefield of the Cap 1 bowl field
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Jan 1, 2010 12:28 PM CST up reply actions
I still don't know how we lucked into that matchup
They were about the only BCS conference bowl eligible team we could have actually beaten.
"I am so proud to be your coach." -Paul Rhoads
The replay guys
Are they getting paid by the review?
Second worst playing surface I've ever seen
there was a Steelers-Dolphins game a few years ago at Heinz Field that was hillarious.
by houksyndrome on Jan 1, 2010 12:34 PM CST up reply actions
There was a punt in the Steelers-Dolphins game where the ball landed on the ground and didn't bounce at all
It just formed a crater and stuck in the ground like a friggin meteorite.
by houksyndrome on Jan 1, 2010 12:36 PM CST up reply actions
New rule:
No more sending jNU to bowl games in pro stadiums.
"I am so proud to be your coach." -Paul Rhoads
jNW showing signs of life
14-21
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
How'd they manage that?
(watching the PSU/LSU game)
by hawkeyeguy85 on Jan 1, 2010 12:35 PM CST up reply actions
going over the top on them
for a PI and TD
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
by shake n bake on Jan 1, 2010 12:36 PM CST up reply actions
jNW sack on 3rd and 2, 3 and out
they’ll get the ball with solid field position
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
by shake n bake on Jan 1, 2010 12:38 PM CST up reply actions
Auburn is so poorly coached it's funny
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Jan 1, 2010 12:38 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
WR quick screen for a 70 yard TD
TIE GAME!
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
Sounds about right
One of ISU’s biggest problems when he was around was our complete failure at fundamental shit like tackling.
"I am so proud to be your coach." -Paul Rhoads
Holy crap
That was like the old Earl Campbell play they used to show in the Alcoa ads on MNF where he broke like 20 tackles.
Holy Wildcat Batman
wrapped up in PSU-LSU and didn’t see they had tied it.
I need more electronics
Two TVs plus a laptop just aren’t enough. Maybe I just need to grow another pair of eyeballs.
by Frankeinstein on Jan 1, 2010 12:45 PM CST up reply actions
Random Thought during this commercial
Is EA going to be releasing “Vijay Singh PGA Tour 11” next year?
"I am so proud to be your coach." -Paul Rhoads
John Daly PGA Tour 11. Beer makes your drivers longer. He’s shirtless on the cover.
I check cheddar like a food inspector
by SpanishJohnny on Jan 1, 2010 12:45 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
wow...
THAT’S gonna replace the whale in my nightmares…
by hawkeyeguy85 on Jan 1, 2010 12:48 PM CST up reply actions
That field at the Citrus Bowl
is the most awful looking field I have ever seen.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
You'd think that the field at the CapOne bowl
Might be evidence towards the “too many bowls” argument.
It was bad enough when Wisconsin played on the field earlier. That, coupled with HS games, resulted in this disgusting mess of a stadium.
they resoded the field
after the HS games
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Trying to do a quick resod in the rain is a recipe for disaster
that’s exactly what happened in the Steelers-Dolphins mudbowl at Heinz Field a few years back. Did you see that game?
by houksyndrome on Jan 1, 2010 12:46 PM CST up reply actions
if it looked like this field
then I’m glad I missed it. I hate this field.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
is that the one with the punt that landed and just stuck to the spot?
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
by shake n bake on Jan 1, 2010 12:48 PM CST up reply actions
yep, that's the one. That was one of the funniest individual plays I've ever seen in football.
by houksyndrome on Jan 1, 2010 12:49 PM CST up reply actions
found it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7DTNEa2E7w
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
by shake n bake on Jan 1, 2010 12:50 PM CST up reply actions
yeah, the punt it the ground like a meteorite or something, made a crater
IIRC, the steelers won that game 3-0 over the 1-15 Dolphins.
by houksyndrome on Jan 1, 2010 12:52 PM CST up reply actions
I definitely saw it
they got a ton of rain and they had high school playoff games and a Pitt game and they tried to resod.
I check cheddar like a food inspector
by SpanishJohnny on Jan 1, 2010 12:49 PM CST up reply actions
There is no question
that the Big Ten looks far more impressive this bowl season than last. Much more physical than other teams.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
I promise not to hold Minnesota against the Big Ten
If you don’t hold Iowa State against the Big 12.
"I am so proud to be your coach." -Paul Rhoads
I’m waiting for all the national commentators to say that the field at the Cap One Bowl equalized the speed.
I check cheddar like a food inspector
by SpanishJohnny on Jan 1, 2010 12:48 PM CST up reply actions
there is always an excuse
my favorite is when the Big Ten wins they say the other team “didn’t want to be there”
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
For fucks sake Kafka take the incompletion for once in your life
"I am so proud to be your coach." -Paul Rhoads
You could say is decision making could use a Metamorphosis.
Zing!
I check cheddar like a food inspector
by SpanishJohnny on Jan 1, 2010 12:52 PM CST up reply actions
his. shit.
I check cheddar like a food inspector
by SpanishJohnny on Jan 1, 2010 12:53 PM CST up reply actions
I once saw a porno
where one of the actors went by the stage name ‘Gregor Samsa’. Nice to see he was putting that Masters in Comparative Lit to good use…
by Brock Sampson on Jan 1, 2010 12:54 PM CST up reply actions
Like Indiana
if Auburn was decent this game would be over
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Jan 1, 2010 12:51 PM CST up reply actions
Erin Andrews
needs to eat a sandwich
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
never understood all the gushing about her
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
I watched a video of her...
gushing ensued.
ZING!
I check cheddar like a food inspector
by SpanishJohnny on Jan 1, 2010 12:58 PM CST up reply actions
this field sucks,
but this is how football in Jan. should look, yes I am old and I remember when astroturf came out
I thought they woulkd take over the game
because Auburn is terrible…but
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
ran into an LSU fan a couple of years ago
saw my Iowa shirt and said “Damn that still hurts”
by nwyms Trebek! on Jan 1, 2010 1:01 PM CST up reply actions
come on jNW
run the 67 yard TD play again
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
Why doesn't ESPN
have that yellow first down line???
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Hmm
Apparently Iowa State played Georgia Tech in the ’72 Liberty Bowl.
Lost 31-30 when a late 2-point conversion failed.
"I am so proud to be your coach." -Paul Rhoads
I cannot get over this field at the Citrus Bowl
how is this allowed to happen? I would be pissed if I were a PSU/LSU fan.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
It is stunning.
It’s like playing football in a mudpit. I am soooo glad Iowa didn’t wind up there.
Big junkies come from little junkies.
I'd be pissed
if I were Cap 1. They’re paying a ton and this is what people see
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Jan 1, 2010 1:07 PM CST up reply actions
Brewer threw the CB to the ground.
Have to make the call.
by The Mexican't on Jan 1, 2010 1:06 PM CST up reply actions
If the DB doesn't turn to play the ball and is trying to push the WR out of bounds with both hands, the WR should be able to clear him out of the way.
I only saw the one replay, perhaps the guy did get his head turned
really looked like the auburn guy over pursued and lost his footing.
but he may have had a little help.
jNU has done everything they can to lose this game
and AUburn refuses to let them do it.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Sounds like ISU under Chizik!
He’s so strong in the fundamentals and whatnot.
Big junkies come from little junkies.
He made a big show of chewing the guy out on the sidelines
But, why does it then keep happening?
by Brock Sampson on Jan 1, 2010 1:14 PM CST up reply actions
challange that
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Jan 1, 2010 1:12 PM CST up reply actions
or booth review
Thanks booth guys
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Jan 1, 2010 1:12 PM CST up reply actions
Why the Hell do all of these SEC schools play Battle Hymn of the Republic???
They do realize that was the UNION’s battle song, right?
shhhh
Don’t tell them. We think it’s funny
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Jan 1, 2010 1:13 PM CST up reply actions
Well they could play Dixie
but I think a few of their players might have a problem with that.
I check cheddar like a food inspector
by SpanishJohnny on Jan 1, 2010 1:14 PM CST up reply actions
They should play 'Southern Man'
That’d go over pretty well
by Brock Sampson on Jan 1, 2010 1:15 PM CST up reply actions
guys come on
only one song should be played down south………. FREEBIRD!!!!!!
by nwyms Trebek! on Jan 1, 2010 1:16 PM CST up reply actions
Look how racist this is.
Yeah Dixie might not be so popular.
I check cheddar like a food inspector
by SpanishJohnny on Jan 1, 2010 1:16 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah
those checkered pants are terrible
wait…what?
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Jan 1, 2010 1:17 PM CST up reply actions
I've never seen such well-dressed inflatable sex dolls
Seems like a waste…
by Brock Sampson on Jan 1, 2010 1:18 PM CST up reply actions
I hope jNW capitalizes on this field position
Make the celebration guy look like an idiot.
"I am so proud to be your coach." -Paul Rhoads
huzzah jNWU o-line
that was awful. here’s to hoping they can convert this 4th down.
Do not mention that game
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Jan 1, 2010 1:21 PM CST up reply actions
That game brings back memories of my rage blackout immediately afterwards.
(sigh)
Big junkies come from little junkies.
"Let's check out the Capital One Bowl"
and then they show highlights of WV and Fl. State? Do they know what fucking games they’re covering?
It never gets to be easy
please don't coach for jnwu.
they’d be a far better team.
I'd onside
their D has been getting bend over and pounded
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
definitely onside kick.
jNU’s “defense” will give up a score, whether it’s 80 yards or 50 yards is irrelevant.
wow jNW
just wow
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
Why have a guy be your
place kicker and punter? no more scholarships?
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
it's always tempting to try to save a scholarship or roster spot there
I remember the Falcons tried it with their punter
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
wow
just bounced right to him. Awesome
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Jan 1, 2010 1:28 PM CST up reply actions
I'm convinced
Northwestern is the Iowa State of the Big 10
"I am so proud to be your coach." -Paul Rhoads
jebus
they are the luckiest gdamned team ever.
Auburn MASSIVE EPIC FAIL
FUMBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
I think we can reasonably expect
the Rose Bowl turf to be better than this Citrus Bowl shit.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
they should be embarassed
looks like a fucking backyard in Seattle
by Imustbreakyou on Jan 1, 2010 1:32 PM CST up reply actions
Is this game even sloppier than the ISU-Minny cripplefight?
Christ.
Big junkies come from little junkies.
Auburn is terrible
and they gave Alabama a game…I could see Texas winning that game.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
1st down on the penalty
they need to punch it into the end zone
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Jan 1, 2010 1:33 PM CST up reply actions
Kafka has throw for something like 400 yards
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
gotta have two hands on it down there
I check cheddar like a food inspector
by SpanishJohnny on Jan 1, 2010 1:35 PM CST up reply actions
OH MY GOD
Kafka tried to end the game, and Auburn hands it right back
unreal
It never gets to be easy
(remember when they got that against us, too?)
this is kind of eerie: ghosts of every horrid jNU event against us, ever.
awkward sums up that 2pt conversion play very well
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
No
I’ll say that right now.
No.
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Jan 1, 2010 1:37 PM CST up reply actions
I will give you 400 Chizek gold nickels...
if Auburn learns to play some damn defense.
and special teams.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
those nickels
are safe
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Jan 1, 2010 1:39 PM CST up reply actions
Auburn
is awful….they talk too much, dog it on plays. JUst awful.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
That's not awfulness...
that’s SWAGGER.
(The same SWAGGER that Iowa State had for two years before this season.)
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 1, 2010 1:39 PM CST up reply actions
Terrible
This Auburn team is a bunch of loud mouth dumb asses
I check cheddar like a food inspector
by SpanishJohnny on Jan 1, 2010 1:42 PM CST up reply actions
Fitz's pep talk near end game...
“Pretend they’re Iowa!”
When you lose after the opponent throws 23 interceptions, misses XPs
wow…
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
He made a 40+ yarder to win a game this year
Don’t remember offhand who it was against…
by Brock Sampson on Jan 1, 2010 1:41 PM CST up reply actions
FG kicker for jNU is horrible
so they will go for 7…
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Just chilling.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 1, 2010 1:43 PM CST up reply actions
Story of this game?
For jNW fans: “We are awesome, we came back on a ‘quality’ opponent”
For Auburn fans: “We gave that game away. Bring back Tuberville. Hire Mike Leach. Get rid of this Chizek fruitcake”
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
Leach would do well with that talent pool
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
He'll probably make this
jNU is pretty lucky as a team.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
You were half right, Houks
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 1, 2010 1:44 PM CST up reply actions
god, don't bother with this "ice the kicker" shit.
it almost never works.
Big junkies come from little junkies.
1000 yards, 8 turnovers.
LOL
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
Don't you mean SLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 1, 2010 1:45 PM CST up reply actions
You're probably right.
I was told in golf that it hooks left and slices right.
I’m just making bad sarcastic jokes.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 1, 2010 1:47 PM CST up reply actions
Whoever doesn't turn it over 3 times.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 1, 2010 1:46 PM CST up reply actions
Auburn is not very good
so there’s that…
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Who needs to see OT rules?
Really? They should be prohibited from watching bowl games. By Federal Law.
Donovan McNabb?
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
Because McNabb didn't know the overtime/tie rules last year.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 1, 2010 1:48 PM CST up reply actions
I know
I was making the same joke, RossWB just beat me too it. They are both replies to the same post.
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
Quickest I've ever heard...
somebody pick “defense.”
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
Northwetern Coach is mashing the left stick
trying to pump up the crowd
"I am so proud to be your coach." -Paul Rhoads
Good morning...
…I woke up over at Black Shoe Diaries with no pants. What happened last night, and seriously, who DID turn up the sun. Really. Oh, hello Bloody Mary.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jan 1, 2010 1:49 PM CST reply actions
There are far worse places
to wake up
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Jan 1, 2010 1:49 PM CST up reply actions
ISU beat Minnesota in a 14-13 crapfest...
and Y2K10 infected all our holodecks.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 1, 2010 1:50 PM CST up reply actions
Auburn cannot even choose
which way to defend coorectly
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Chizik really is a buffoon.
How the fuck did Iowa ever lose to one of his ISU teams.
Big junkies come from little junkies.
And we couldn't score much that day.
And Culbertson had the one good game of his career.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 1, 2010 1:51 PM CST up reply actions
That was also the 2007 Iowa offense.
aka, the worst Iowa offense in recent history.
Big junkies come from little junkies.
This game is like the ISU v. Minnesota game...
With more talent and waaaaaaaaay more mistakes. And less quality coaching.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
watch for the trick play
because Auburn is stupid enough to run one
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Does ANYONE have confidence Auburn can keep jNWU out of the endzone?
Unless Kafka throws another INT?
Big junkies come from little junkies.
I still think the pick or a fumble are possibilities.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 1, 2010 1:53 PM CST up reply actions
Has jNW...
broken any Auburn players’ limbs today?
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
WTF
trying a throwback play when a TO loses the game?
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
"Auburn not fooled" , still gives up 5 yards
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
The fumble is a possibility (or probability).
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
This is jNW...
has anyone begun the point-shaving investigation on this game yet?
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
The defense in this game must make Spielman want to cry.
Or smash something.
Big junkies come from little junkies.
Was it corked?
I’ve never heard of that
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Jan 1, 2010 1:56 PM CST up reply actions
me neither, that is the first time I've ever heard of that penalty
and I have watched a LOT of football.
You cannot intentionally hit the ball forward after a fumble.
If it was done while attempting to recover the ball, then it’s an accident and legal.
by The Mexican't on Jan 1, 2010 1:57 PM CST up reply actions
Learned something new
Damn you Northwestern! Damn you for making me learn!
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Jan 1, 2010 1:58 PM CST up reply actions
The refs have gone full retard.
Not good for anyone.
by Imustbreakyou on Jan 1, 2010 1:58 PM CST up reply actions
what are these refs seeing today?
I could see either an incomplete or a catch and fumble but not that.
I don't like to say "I told you so."
But I did.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 1, 2010 2:00 PM CST up reply actions
Yep
Either way, jNW is f***ed.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
They could still get a first
I check cheddar like a food inspector
by SpanishJohnny on Jan 1, 2010 2:01 PM CST up reply actions
How many reviews is this?
What a complete abomination. When civilization finally crumbles, I blame this game. And the Cripplefight last night.
?
I check cheddar like a food inspector
by SpanishJohnny on Jan 1, 2010 2:02 PM CST up reply actions
FG attempt coming up.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
Flag???
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
I can't believe it
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
+1
I check cheddar like a food inspector
by SpanishJohnny on Jan 1, 2010 2:04 PM CST up reply actions
SWEEP THE LEG!
"I am so proud to be your coach." -Paul Rhoads
by CyHawk on Jan 1, 2010 2:04 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Auburn is the most undisciplined
team in the nation
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
and he is their only kicker?
can this game get anymore dramatic? We played some heart wrenching games this year but jNW….congrats you win this battle.
kicker is hurt
so they’ll be going for the TD now. Also, I am now loving that Auburn thought they won twince and may lose.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
This game is fucking retarded.
We are all dumber for having watched it. Unfuckingreal.
Big junkies come from little junkies.
Spread for this game...
was Auburn -8 or -9
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
Don't think so.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
Now THAT was retarded.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
Fake is a really dumb decision
run your offense
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Yep
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 1, 2010 2:08 PM CST up reply actions
(can't stop laughing)
This is definitely the most insane game I can remember watching in a while.
Big junkies come from little junkies.
Auburn...
gets the ESPN guy with the gatorade bath.
Incompetence everywhere.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
The play calling was too cute since late in the 4th
it was just a matter of time before it backfired
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
jNU may never win another bowl game
because Auburn is as dumb and as willing to give away a game as it gets.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
They couldn't escape the weight of history
or something..
by Brock Sampson on Jan 1, 2010 2:10 PM CST up reply actions
They could run into...
Iowa State in a bowl game, so let’s not say they’ll never win one.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 1, 2010 2:10 PM CST up reply actions
We need to bring ISU into the Big Ten
to ensure that never happens. Enlargement question solved!
by Brock Sampson on Jan 1, 2010 2:11 PM CST up reply actions
Kentucky, Houston or TTech have had to throw more at some point.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 1, 2010 2:12 PM CST up reply actions
78 passes and 20 runs
even if some of those were designed that’s nearly 100 pass plays called in a game.
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
Did his arm fall off afterwards?
Jesus. The “basketball on grass” era at its heyday was something else…
Big junkies come from little junkies.
Yep...
even when Purdue used backs, they usually threw to them.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 1, 2010 2:17 PM CST up reply actions
And now back to the CapOne Bowl...
brought to you by Scott’s TurfShredder…I mean, TurfBuilder.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
Was the halftime show
some sort of artillery demonstration?
by Brock Sampson on Jan 1, 2010 2:12 PM CST up reply actions
Cattle drive
I check cheddar like a food inspector
by SpanishJohnny on Jan 1, 2010 2:13 PM CST up reply actions
They look like the Raiders
Except they are not stinking the joint out.
by Brock Sampson on Jan 1, 2010 2:16 PM CST up reply actions
Here is a picture before the game.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
i cannot get over how stupid that outback bowl was
stupid coaches, stupid players, stupid officials…
It also had some kind of Tim McGraw tie-in
That’s a big load of stupid right there.
by Brock Sampson on Jan 1, 2010 2:18 PM CST up reply actions
Yep
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 1, 2010 2:23 PM CST up reply actions
Probably plenty of stupid fans, too.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
I can't wait for Spielman to snap and beat the shit out of him.
Big junkies come from little junkies.
Boone is a fool
he’s dumped every punt into the end zone
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
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