OPENTHREADBLOGLIVESKIDOO: Have Mercy!

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Uncle Jesse reference? Fuckin' right Uncle Jesse reference.

 

It's New Year's Day. People aren't meant to be up before noon. Why are you? You some sorta masochist mangoblin?

Anyhoo, here's your open thread. We'll be... maybe we'll... look, don't call us, we'll call you. God, the sun's fucking bright this morning. Who turned up the sun, people? WE TOLD YOU "SUN TURNED DOWN." SHIT.

Keep y'all's voices down in the thread. Please. We got some headaches working today. We know you wanna yell because just Northwestern took the lead, but... please. Champagne doesn't work itself out. Least not before the next sunset.

(OPS' Outback Bowl and Cap-One Bowl previews there. Better you click than me write more.)

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