It's hard to find an Iowa State fan who speaks in complete sentences. It's even harder to find one we can stand for more than 5 minutes. Fortunately, we found one: Peter Gomez, formerly known as CrossCyed. Peter is the founder and former editor of Clone Chronicles, currently posts the occasional well-reasoned reply at Cyclone Fanatic, and is the author of the infamous Drunken Sterzing's Potato Chip Rant of 2009, which ranks as one of the greatest drunken Fanposts of all time. We discuss the state of Iowa State football, Sam Mack's legendary status, and how much we hate their guts. Enjoy.